Today, Immersion technologies filed a separate suit against numerous adult "toy" manufacturers for patent infringements relating to a variety of force feedback mechanisms.
The suit names the makers of "orgasmatron" and the makers of the "king donger 3000"
Computers of the future will suck more than they do now because computer hardware will be so ubiquitous and so commodified that no company will be able to afford to manufacture it without bundling it with services.
These services will be delivered to you, dear consumer (you are not a person, sorry) in the form of compulsory surveys and opt-in spam, which will be used to develop detailed dossier (er i mean anonymous profile) of your entertainment viewing habits, cross referenced with your purchasing habits and a detailed inventory of all of your possessions.
I did this on the hard drive in my Cavalier Type-R, but instead of clear, i covered the drive with carbon fiber to save weight. it was totally kewl. i got it for free cause they had to custom make my carbon fiber hood scoop and they had extra fiber left over from the hole they cut out of it. i needed more air flow under the hood cause my engine gets real hot from all the NOS i use.
To heck with those books about race lines and suspension tuning, i want raw transmission-shattering, block busting HORSEPOWER for my Cavalier Type-R.
Dude, check it out, I beat a Porsche GT2 yesterday and he was like amazed that i was so fast off the line. I did this while re-programming my fuel maps with my palmpilot. It was totally kewl!
He needs NOS on his stylish Saab!
that way he would spend less time commuting to his stupid job at suckmeta and spend more time on his hot wife, and on the kernel.
I modded my Cavalier Type-R to get me to work 85% faster so i could spend more time on ebay looking for mods. Bling!Bling!
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Today, Immersion technologies filed a separate suit against numerous adult "toy" manufacturers for patent infringements relating to a variety of force feedback mechanisms.
The suit names the makers of "orgasmatron" and the makers of the "king donger 3000"
My predictions:
Computers of the future will suck more than they do now because computer hardware will be so ubiquitous and so commodified that no company will be able to afford to manufacture it without bundling it with services.
These services will be delivered to you, dear consumer (you are not a person, sorry) in the form of compulsory surveys and opt-in spam, which will be used to develop detailed dossier (er i mean anonymous profile) of your entertainment viewing habits, cross referenced with your purchasing habits and a detailed inventory of all of your possessions.
embrace your future.
Just checking if it has been 72 hours yet...
oh yeah, one more thing
NOS!
xoxo
Norwegians drive fast! They don't need NOS! in Norway cause its so FREAKIN COLD!
Petter Solberg is from Norway and he drives a Subaru.
the wrc subaru is however no match for my CAVALIER TYPE-R! ! !
but its still a totally kewl mod.
I did this on the hard drive in my Cavalier Type-R, but instead of clear, i covered the drive with carbon fiber to save weight. it was totally kewl. i got it for free cause they had to custom make my carbon fiber hood scoop and they had extra fiber left over from the hole they cut out of it. i needed more air flow under the hood cause my engine gets real hot from all the NOS i use.
I want books about NOS!
To heck with those books about race lines and suspension tuning, i want raw transmission-shattering, block busting HORSEPOWER for my Cavalier Type-R.
Dude, check it out, I beat a Porsche GT2 yesterday and he was like amazed that i was so fast off the line. I did this while re-programming my fuel maps with my palmpilot. It was totally kewl!
Linus doesn't need bitkeeper,
He needs NOS on his stylish Saab!
that way he would spend less time commuting to his stupid job at suckmeta and spend more time on his hot wife, and on the kernel.
I modded my Cavalier Type-R to get me to work 85% faster so i could spend more time on ebay looking for mods. Bling!Bling!
What the open source movement needs is more NOS! not more professional programmers thank you.
why must you make it difficult for me to read the other less wide yet still very worthwhile that reside at -1?
maybe if you could widen not quite so wide next time?
NOS! the space program needs more NOS!
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