User: TrollForJesus

Re:TP

On: This Year's Hugo Nominees Chosen

Two words... butt plug...

Re:FIIRRRSSSTTT

On: This Year's Hugo Nominees Chosen

Excuse me sir... do you have a moment to talk about the Lord?

FIIRRRSSSTTT

On: This Year's Hugo Nominees Chosen

I don't fucking believe it! I got the first post! HOly fucking shit I've been waiting for this day for a loooonnngg time...!

Re:I JUST HACK PROOFED MY SITE

On: Tivo 3.0 'Firebolt' Hits the Wild

Too late... someone already replaced the look with some horrific blue and yellow theme...

But how big is his cock?

On: Build Your Own Roller Coaster

I mean, seriously... think of the possibilities...

Re:Cloning extinct animals

On: A Timeline of the Future

I can hardly wait to violate a dinosaur's anus

Like I care about some goddam kids

On: Determining Color Difference Using the CIELAB Model?

I mean... really... Hey you! Get off my lawn!

Re:lives in my dorm

On: Harddrive Speakers

PHAT!#@#!

Re:lives in my dorm

On: Harddrive Speakers

And don't forget the lube...

Re:You high?

On: FreeDOS

Well I'll be damned... I did a lot of searching but never happened upon that page :(... damn hell... woulda saved me some time...

Re:Don't B*tch :-)

On: FreeDOS

Good point on the boot disk thing... I just went through boot disk hell (both my comps are win2k)... motherfucking luckily my roommate upgraded to xp a few weeks ago...

Poop

On: ZeroKnowledge's Freedom Server Code Available

Everybody poops!

How about the slashdot drinking game?

On: ZeroKnowledge's Freedom Server Code Available

Everytime they post a story that is a repeat, or attempt to mislead the public about the significance of the story, or post one which is utterly assinine you have to take a drink? I figure we'll all be drunk by noon...

Re:Metal Will Never Die

On: ZeroKnowledge's Freedom Server Code Available

Hey a troll I could share a beer with (as long as you leave the metallica at home)... \m/

Throbbing penis

On: FTC Goes After Spammers

up yer arse!

The lord has smiled upon me

On: FTC Goes After Spammers

And in his name I have posted crap... praise to thee, god of the universe...

Re:evercrack

On: Quantification of EQ Players

Jesus christ you're pathetic...

Re:Softman v. Abode, done TWICE before on Slashdot

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

Shut up you cock goblin

Re:Explaining the bizzare "illegal" quote

On: Networks and Studios Against PVRs

blah ok its obvious that you can just divide by 2 :P...

Re:Commercials

On: Networks and Studios Against PVRs

You're going to hack the tivo to scan through images on the screen, identify the code to enter, do character recognition, then feed it back? In realtime? Sure you will pal... sure you will...

Re:Explaining the bizzare "illegal" quote

On: Networks and Studios Against PVRs

Uhh... I don't follow your sig... how does that "prove" that 1 = 0? Doesn't it actually "prove" that -2 = 0 and 2 = 0?

Re:Explaining the bizzare "illegal" quote

On: Networks and Studios Against PVRs

I have a "home built" TiVo (aka, my computer). I compress stuff at about 350 megs/hour (so I can fit two shows on a cdrw)... quality is for me perfectly acceptable and only is using about 40% cpu on my tbird 1.2 gig to record...

Re:Why thank you Father Morality

On: Lab Develops Artificial Womb

A motherfucking men...

But there is no limit to my forgiveness

On: Limited-Use DVD Technology

Come to me, my child, and I will love thee as your lord and savior...

Re:Praise the lord

On: Rolling DSL and Wireless Access Out In One Swoop

... at sending you to hell! Repent... for the kingdom is near...