The romantic story of Wendell and Cass, tuxedo-clad life partners, as told by their keeper By Suzy Hansen
March 8, 2002 | NEW YORK -- The 32 African black-footed penguins on display at the New York Aquarium in Coney Island, Brooklyn, have been through a lot together. Last year, for instance, stray cats cornered and then threatened to attack the two-foot-tall, tuxedo-clad birds. Aquarium workers hired an exterminator to deal with the problem, and animal-lover chaos ensued. Most enraged in the skirmish were the pro-kitty locals whose hand-outs kept the felines skulking around the boardwalk -- and the beachfront aquarium.
And then there are the tensions that arise among penguins anywhere, tensions that flow from the pursuit of love and, in a penguin sort of way, marriage. Inside this little man-made concrete exhibit -- designed to simulate the rocky islands off South Africa from which they originate -- philandering female penguins angle for better nests; jilted lovers pick up and move after a love-interest freezes them out; and love triangles are inevitable, complete with messy fallout and recrimination.
For many years, the keepers of the Brooklyn penguins believed that these romantic trials and tribulations took place only between the male and female penguins in the exhibit. Recently, however, they discovered that one more variation on the love theme was represented in the mix -- and had been there for years. A blood test revealed that Wendell and Cass, an inseparable pair of 15-year-olds known for a tidy nest and enduring lust, were both male. It didn't surprise the aquarium folks, but the media got excited and recently outed the adoring and oblivious couple.
On a recent chilly afternoon, there wasn't much to see in the penguin enclosure. It was bedtime, and only stragglers loitered in public view. A lonely bachelor scoped out the scene, and a couple waddled around together, perhaps going for a stroll before hitting the sack.
Wendell and Cass already had curled up together for the night, and they weren't coming out of their cozy burrow anytime soon, according to penguin keeper Stephanie Mitchell. Living monogamously in a high-rise nest above the rest of the crew, the guys tend to ignore the sexual high jinks going on down below.
Same-sex relationships in the animal kingdom are more common than most people think. In fact, in his 1999 book, "Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity," biologist Bruce Bagemihl catalogs the unconventional sexual behaviors -- including bisexuality and transvestite tendencies -- of almost 200 different animals.
For this reason, says Mitchell, the aquarium staff wasn't particularly shocked by the revelation about Wendell and Cass' union. Other humans, however, seem endlessly curious about the relationship. In an interview at the aquarium, Mitchell talked about why Wendell and Cass are so devoted to each other, what the she-penguins on the prowl have to say about it, and how the whole affair went unnoticed for so long in the first place.
So do the female penguins seem to sense that Wendell and Cass don't want anything to do with them?
The females don't show an interest in all of the males; it's just a few of them that they like. Right now, we've got three out of 10 girls -- Ezmerelda, Gomez and Clarice -- who are experimenting with the availability of other males. That's 30 percent, which actually matches up with statistics that say that 30 to 40 percent of females will try to leave their mates and try to find other mates.
What happens?
Well, Gomez is a big flirt, and she just goes and visits with all these other males, and that causes Giovanni, her mate, a little bit of consternation. Ezmerelda has a little bit more of a situation with Old Man and Curly. Sometimes Old Man and Curly would fight with each other, but Curly's actually moved, so he's not really dealing with Ezmerelda anymore. I think he's given up.
That's actually Curly over there. [She points at a little penguin
slashdot touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his slashdotmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told slashdot the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. it doesn't help at all that slashdot has been spun out after touching everyone's junk. he can hardly see straight after touching Chali's diseased junk. how is he possibly going to explain this to the city when he doesnt help the next person in distress? they'll make him drop trou in front of the whole city again. there it is. the mayor just called and asked why slashdot hasn't responded. he has to go
Slashdot in the next few weeks will be uebertrolled! As I found a way to carefully construct my trolls to get +5 every time. And not those lame 5, funnies that everyone gets by making a lame obvious jokes or a 5 informative for karma whoring. You will see soon that -1,troll became 5, insightful.
Real men compile from source. And no, not that watered down gentoo crap! I mean by hand, and from cvs! Live in your opensource dogfood, you may wanna try and fix it after a while!
The occurrance of a false-scientific conspiracy is rare. What am I referring to, you ask? I refer to the existance (or, lack of) the "Planet Pluto." Supposedly "discovered" in 1930 by Astronomer Clyde Tombaugh by accident, was merely a clever story to claim credit for a "new planet" and scientific precedence. The pure and simple truth is the FACT that the planet Pluto does not exist. The reason for orbital disturbances beyond the planet Neptune are explained in a rather simple non-planetoid manner. Rather than a planet-sized mass made mostly of frozen water, methane and carbon-oxygen compounds, a more plausable suggestion is a mobile gravity well or dark matter pocket of comperable space-distortion magnitude. Contrary to popular belief and physical evidence, the Oort cloud does not possess any other masses similar in magnitude to "Pluto." In fact, the second largest Oort fragment is all but.00012% in mass magnitude, compared to what is known as "The Planet Pluto." The assertion that a mysterious ball of ice exists by itself beyond a real gas planet [Neptune] with no subsequent balls of ice similar size-magnitude beyond this supposed "planet." As far as optical "evidence" is concerned, Oort fragments aligning in a per-chance optical arrangement distorts sunlight in a manner that appears planetoid, but is really rather faint to be considered a "planet." Reconsider your universe: Pluto does not exist.
After a few weeks had passed I was just totally being a baby and
stuff. my mother woke me up and got me changed and dressed.
"Where are we going?", I asked. "Don't you remember honey, we are
going on our vacation, to go see our family in Pennsylvania." she
said while dressing me. "Oh yeah, I forgot we going there, but
mommy they don't know I a baby now." "Well honey they'll find out
soon enough. Besides they love you anyway they won't make fun of
you. You'll have fun with all your cousins." She held me and
comforted me. We loaded up the car and headed out. It was a two
day drive.
I sat in the backseat with Tammy and mom and dad were in the
front, Dad was driving. We stopped at a rest stop about an hour
into the trip to change me because I was wet, and everyone else
had to go potty too. Then we stopped somewhere in a town up the
road for lunch. I ate the kids meal and it was yummy. We left
there and we drove for what seemed like an eternity. I laid down
in the backseat and laid my head in Tammy's lap and she ran her
hands through my hair and I dozed off.
Tammy shook me awake a while later. "Honey your diapers loaded,
you did poopoo while you were sleeping. We're at a rest stop so
lets get you changed, ok honey?" She carried me out of the car
and then helped me walk part of the way up to the rest stop
building. As we got inside to the restrooms another family was
changing one of their babies diapers. The mother said to Tammy,
"Wow, isn't she a little old to be doing poopy diapers?" "Um
well, she's a baby, I mean she's 8 years old, but she likes being
babied and diapered." "Oh well I guess everyone's different...
She's quite cute though. Hi little baby girl." she said to me as
she carried her child out of the room. I just blushed and kind of
felt silly. "Ok honey, now I have to go potty.", Tammy said as
she carried me into owe of the stalls. She told me to stand there
as she pulled her pants down and sat on the potty. A moment later
she wiped herself and then opened the door and washed her hands.
"Ok Tiffy, let's get going."
We got back in the car and drove down the road and later that
night we found a hotel and checked in. Since I was used to
sleeping in a crib they put me in the bed up against the wall and
with Tammy on my other side. I snuggled in her arms because I was
a bit uncomfortable being in a strange place. She just held me
close and kept me warm. I did a little bit of tinkles in my
diapers and then I fell asleep.
The next morning we awoke early to get a bite to eat and hit the
road again. Mom didn't change me right when I got up. She waited
until after breakfast so that I'd have a dry diaper for when we
got going again. I sat in the backseat and colored in my coloring
book and Tammy was listening to her walk-man. Mom was looking out
the window and dad was driving. After a while I wet my diaper but
it wasn't too wet yet. By the time we were looking for a place to
pull in for lunch I was soaking wet and squirming around trying
to get comfy. Tammy noticed and she said, "Hey baby did you go
peepee in your dipees." I blushed and looked at her. "Yes, me
went peepee." Mom said she would change me in the bathroom of the
restaurant while dad and Tammy got us a seat.
After mom and I returned from the restroom we sat down and the
waiter took our order and then Tammy and dad went to go use the
restroom. Finally our food came and we ate and then left. I was
tired after lunch so I laid down in the backseat with my head in
Tammy's lap again. I fell right to sleep. When I woke up later on
I looked out the window and saw some familiar scenery. I knew by
this that we were about 10 minutes from my grandpa's house and
from where we were going to be visiting our family on my Uncle's
farm.
A few minutes later we pulled up to my grandpa's house. It was an
old 1940's style house with 2 stories. I was always afraid of the
stares though so when we were going up to our rooms, Tammy
carried me up the stares. About this time I needed a diaper
change so she laid me on the bed and got me all nice and dry. But
now I was put into a cloth diaper and rubber pants instead of the
disposables I had worn on the car trip. Now that we were here
they could do wash now so I was back in cloth dipees. This made
me happy because I didn't like disposables as much.
We were all sitting in the living room when my aunt and uncle
came over to visit and have supper. They noticed right away that
I was in big thick diapers because when I hugged them they patted
my bottom and they felt the crinkly rubber pants under my shorts.
"Oh you wear diapers now huh?", my aunt asked me. I just nodded.
My mother explained to them how I had wanted to become a baby for
so long. "Well you will have fun with Cindy and all your other
cousins." My uncle said. Cindy was one of my cousins who was
retarded and had to wear diapers, and she couldn't talk. She and
I always got along though. She liked me allot.
At dinner I had to go number two so I just leaned over to Tammy
and told her. She picked me up and carried me upstairs. I hadn't
actually gone poo in my diapers yet but I didn't want to do it at
the dinner table. So Tammy sat on the bed in front of me and
watched me as I squirmed around and filled my diaper. She then
smiled at me when she smelled my loaded diaper. Your poopy aren't
you, little girl. " she said teasingly. I smiled and said, "yeah
can you change me, I'm all yucky now." She slid my shorts off and
also my rubber pants and then undid the diaper. "Oh my gosh, your
a messy little baby. I'm glad you didn't do that at the table.
Ewww yucky." She wiped my hiney clean and then powdered me and
put another diaper on me. After we were done she carried me back
down stares and I finished eating and then we all set around in
the living room talking for a while and I was on the floor
playing with my toys. Everyone thought I was so cute now that I
was a baby again. I really enjoyed all the attention too.
The days passed slowly because I was kind of board. I hadn't seen
any of my cousins, but we were going to have a picnic at my
Uncle's farm on Saturday and everyone was going to be there.
Finally Saturday got here and I was so glad. We pulled up at my
Uncle's house at about 10:45am. We got out of the car. Some of
the kids were already swimming in the pond and some were just
sitting on the dock talking. As I waddled over to them they were
all saying hi. Then they noticed my diapers. "Um why are you in
diapers Tiffany?", my cousin Anna asked. "Um well, I kinda like
it now, I'm a baby too, my mommy let me get back in diapers
because she found out that I wanted to be a baby because of
something I wrote in my diary and stuff and well... now here I am."
I explained the whole situation to all the kids. "Cool we can
play house then and baby you." "YAY! I'd like that. I missed you
all, I always love to come up here and see you." "You wanna go
swimming?" my cousin Sharon asked. "Um well I don't know if I can,
I mean I'm in a diaper." "Well its ok, Cindy goes in the water
with her diapers on. I mean they get all puffy and soaking wet
but you can still go in the water if you want, go ask your mom."
"Ok I will." I walked over to where my mother was talking to some
of the adults. "Mommy can I go swimming? Pweez?" I asked in my
baby voice. "Yes honey but you'll need a diaper change when you
get out because your diapees will be soaked." I said ok and then
ran back to the dock where my cousins were sitting. Then I went
to the edge of the dock and then slipped off my shorts since I
was in a diaper. I jumped in with my diaper plastic pants and my
t-shirt on. It was quite hard to swim in wet diapers though.
"Help... Help me!", I cried out to one of my cousins. I could
barely stay afloat because the diapers were so thick and heavy
and restricted my movement. They pulled me over to the shallow
end and I sat next to Cindy and Anna and Sharon. We were in
about 2 feet of water and just talked to them. They asked me
allot of questions about what it was like to be a baby again, and
what it was like being in diapers.
After a while they called us up for lunch. When I got out of the
water I realized how soaked and soggy my diaper was. My cousin
Anna wanted to change me. She was used to changing diapers for
her sister Cindy. So she took me over to her dad's truck and
opened the tailgate and laid me there and changed me and put me
in another diaper. Sharon and one other girl watched. Finally we
got over to the picnic tables and ate. We had hamburgers and all
kinds of yummy stuff.
After a while we were all just sitting on chairs talking. Anna
got up and started to walk toward the outhouse. Sharon called out
to her and said, "Hey Anna, do you gotta go 1 or 2?" Anna just
turned around and stuck up 2 fingers which meant she had to go
poo. "I bet she wishes she had a diaper on and could just load
her baby pants like I do." I smiled at Sharon. "Ewww! That's yucky
though, isn't it?", Sharon asked. "Well yeah if you stay in it a
long time, or for the person who is changing you it can be kinda
yucky, but when your doing it in your diaper and when you first
sit in a loaded diaper it feels wonderful!" A big smile formed on
my face as I thought about how good messy diapers felt. "Wow
cool, maybe I'll use one of Cindy's diapers when I stay over at
Anna's house sometime." She seemed quite excited about the idea
of being in diapers now.
A while later Anna came back and sat down. "Feel better
Anna?" I asked. She nodded. We continued to talk a while and
then Sharon said she had to go pee. Instead of walking to the
outhouse, she just ran and jumped in the pond. She turned toward
us with her head above water and she was smiling at us. We could
tell she was doing tinkles in her clothes underwater by the look
on her face. When she finished peeing her pants, she got out of
the water and came back over and sat down. "Wow, now your clothes
are soaked. But anyway, that's a cool way to do tinkles in your
pants and get away with it." I remarked. I then became still and
started blushing. Anna knew what I was doing too. "Well looks
like you're doing your tinkles in your diaper like the cute
little baby that you are." I just smiled at them. It felt so good
to be in a wet diaper with a cool breeze blowing and just being
outside and being with my family.
Later for dinner we had leftovers from lunch and then we were
inside watching TV and playing some games. I loaded my diaper and
my mommy changed me. Cindy had also done number two in her
diapers, so her mom changed her too. We then returned to the
living room and played a while longer. I fell asleep on the floor
later on and dad carried me out to the car as we drove back to my
grandpa's house for the night. I was sad to leave, but I knew
that the time I had had there I would remember for a long time to
come. As I cuddled into bed with Tammy I told her I loved her and
that I was going to miss everyone up here. She comforted me and I
fell asleep in her arms.
A few days later we got ready to go back home. I called Anna on
the phone to say goodbye and we said we would write each other.
Once the car was packed up we headed out down the road on our way
back home. I fell asleep in the car and we drove till late that
night and then pulled over at a rest stop and slept in the car
and then left that morning early. We only stopped two times to
get something to eat. Tammy changed me in the backseat when I
needed to be changed. She had on one of my disposable diapers and
had gone pee in it and changed herself. Mom and dad both were in
adult diapers the whole way home and only pulled over to quickly
change each other. We made it back allot quicker this way. We had
to do it this way because dad had to be back by Monday so he
could get back to work. If it wasn't for this we would have took
our time going back down. I thought it was cute that everyone
decided to wet their diapers. At least no one else had to go
number two accept for Tammy and I. Mom had to crawl in the
backseat one time to help Tammy clean up. I don't think Tammy
liked dirty diapers like I did though. We arrived home late
Sunday night and we all just went inside and through our
suitcases down and got our showers. Tammy and I in one bathroom
and mommy and daddy in the other. Then we got our jammies on,
Tammy changed me and we all went to bed and slept very well
because we were all tired. I had a dream that night about the
wonderful times I had on that vacation.
Slashdot Mirror
The romantic story of Wendell and Cass, tuxedo-clad life partners, as told by their keeper
By Suzy Hansen
March 8, 2002 | NEW YORK -- The 32 African black-footed penguins on display at the New York Aquarium in Coney Island, Brooklyn, have been through a lot together. Last year, for instance, stray cats cornered and then threatened to attack the two-foot-tall, tuxedo-clad birds. Aquarium workers hired an exterminator to deal with the problem, and animal-lover chaos ensued. Most enraged in the skirmish were the pro-kitty locals whose hand-outs kept the felines skulking around the boardwalk -- and the beachfront aquarium.
And then there are the tensions that arise among penguins anywhere, tensions that flow from the pursuit of love and, in a penguin sort of way, marriage. Inside this little man-made concrete exhibit -- designed to simulate the rocky islands off South Africa from which they originate -- philandering female penguins angle for better nests; jilted lovers pick up and move after a love-interest freezes them out; and love triangles are inevitable, complete with messy fallout and recrimination.
For many years, the keepers of the Brooklyn penguins believed that these romantic trials and tribulations took place only between the male and female penguins in the exhibit. Recently, however, they discovered that one more variation on the love theme was represented in the mix -- and had been there for years. A blood test revealed that Wendell and Cass, an inseparable pair of 15-year-olds known for a tidy nest and enduring lust, were both male. It didn't surprise the aquarium folks, but the media got excited and recently outed the adoring and oblivious couple.
On a recent chilly afternoon, there wasn't much to see in the penguin enclosure. It was bedtime, and only stragglers loitered in public view. A lonely bachelor scoped out the scene, and a couple waddled around together, perhaps going for a stroll before hitting the sack.
Wendell and Cass already had curled up together for the night, and they weren't coming out of their cozy burrow anytime soon, according to penguin keeper Stephanie Mitchell. Living monogamously in a high-rise nest above the rest of the crew, the guys tend to ignore the sexual high jinks going on down below.
Same-sex relationships in the animal kingdom are more common than most people think. In fact, in his 1999 book, "Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity," biologist Bruce Bagemihl catalogs the unconventional sexual behaviors -- including bisexuality and transvestite tendencies -- of almost 200 different animals.
For this reason, says Mitchell, the aquarium staff wasn't particularly shocked by the revelation about Wendell and Cass' union. Other humans, however, seem endlessly curious about the relationship. In an interview at the aquarium, Mitchell talked about why Wendell and Cass are so devoted to each other, what the she-penguins on the prowl have to say about it, and how the whole affair went unnoticed for so long in the first place.
So do the female penguins seem to sense that Wendell and Cass don't want anything to do with them?
The females don't show an interest in all of the males; it's just a few of them that they like. Right now, we've got three out of 10 girls -- Ezmerelda, Gomez and Clarice -- who are experimenting with the availability of other males. That's 30 percent, which actually matches up with statistics that say that 30 to 40 percent of females will try to leave their mates and try to find other mates.
What happens?
Well, Gomez is a big flirt, and she just goes and visits with all these other males, and that causes Giovanni, her mate, a little bit of consternation. Ezmerelda has a little bit more of a situation with Old Man and Curly. Sometimes Old Man and Curly would fight with each other, but Curly's actually moved, so he's not really dealing with Ezmerelda anymore. I think he's given up.
That's actually Curly over there. [She points at a little penguin
slashdot touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his slashdotmobile and he couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told slashdot the city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.
it doesn't help at all that slashdot has been spun out after touching everyone's junk. he can hardly see straight after touching Chali's diseased junk. how is he possibly going to explain this to the city when he doesnt help the next person in distress? they'll make him drop trou in front of the whole city again. there it is. the mayor just called and asked why slashdot hasn't responded. he has to go
Sorry, I messed up the link
Slashdot in the next few weeks will be uebertrolled! As I found a way to carefully construct my trolls to get +5 every time. And not those lame 5, funnies that everyone gets by making a lame obvious jokes or a 5 informative for karma whoring. You will see soon that -1,troll became 5, insightful.
You will get put through to some religous zealots! The GNAA is run by some roadrunner user on his Windows XP box running Xchat.
Please pay $5000 for our Extor^H^H^Hcre^H^H^HImdemity protection LIEsence
Penis bird from the GNAA kicked me, and all I got was lousy rapevictim account!
Time for the GNAA to go back to SHIT CITY, aka klined from efnet!
Real men compile from source. And no, not that watered down gentoo crap! I mean by hand, and from cvs! Live in your opensource dogfood, you may wanna try and fix it after a while!
Look's like theres a security hole!
I agree, the moderators on slashdot happily violate trolls riights by denying their right to link whereever they want!
In soviet russia its FAGGOTS like YOU!
Its faggots like you and users of FREE Gnu/Warez that fucks up the economy!
Klerck must pay royties!
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
No, i own the patent on first post, you may not have this post, if you want it, please pay a 5000000 licencing fee.
Post protected under the DMTA
The occurrance of a false-scientific conspiracy is rare. What am I referring to, you .00012% in mass
ask? I refer to the existance (or, lack of) the "Planet Pluto." Supposedly "discovered"
in 1930 by Astronomer Clyde Tombaugh by accident, was merely a clever story to claim
credit for a "new planet" and scientific precedence. The pure and simple truth is the
FACT that the planet Pluto does not exist. The reason for orbital disturbances beyond
the planet Neptune are explained in a rather simple non-planetoid manner. Rather than
a planet-sized mass made mostly of frozen water, methane and carbon-oxygen compounds,
a more plausable suggestion is a mobile gravity well or dark matter pocket of
comperable space-distortion magnitude. Contrary to popular belief and physical
evidence, the Oort cloud does not possess any other masses similar in magnitude to
"Pluto." In fact, the second largest Oort fragment is all but
magnitude, compared to what is known as "The Planet Pluto." The assertion that a
mysterious ball of ice exists by itself beyond a real gas planet [Neptune] with no
subsequent balls of ice similar size-magnitude beyond this supposed "planet."
As far as optical "evidence" is concerned, Oort fragments aligning in a per-chance
optical arrangement distorts sunlight in a manner that appears planetoid, but is really
rather faint to be considered a "planet." Reconsider your universe: Pluto does not
exist.
youre a fool! i hijacked your account! never post your password in public hahahahahahaha.
i'd love to turn you on. where do you live?
i think my passwd here is "slashdot", or maybe "sl4shd0t"..
like where you wiggle lit zippos up my gaping, spit-slicked rectum?
After a few weeks had passed I was just totally being a baby and stuff. my mother woke me up and got me changed and dressed. "Where are we going?", I asked. "Don't you remember honey, we are going on our vacation, to go see our family in Pennsylvania." she said while dressing me. "Oh yeah, I forgot we going there, but mommy they don't know I a baby now." "Well honey they'll find out soon enough. Besides they love you anyway they won't make fun of you. You'll have fun with all your cousins." She held me and comforted me. We loaded up the car and headed out. It was a two day drive.
I sat in the backseat with Tammy and mom and dad were in the front, Dad was driving. We stopped at a rest stop about an hour into the trip to change me because I was wet, and everyone else had to go potty too. Then we stopped somewhere in a town up the road for lunch. I ate the kids meal and it was yummy. We left there and we drove for what seemed like an eternity. I laid down in the backseat and laid my head in Tammy's lap and she ran her hands through my hair and I dozed off.
Tammy shook me awake a while later. "Honey your diapers loaded, you did poopoo while you were sleeping. We're at a rest stop so lets get you changed, ok honey?" She carried me out of the car and then helped me walk part of the way up to the rest stop building. As we got inside to the restrooms another family was changing one of their babies diapers. The mother said to Tammy, "Wow, isn't she a little old to be doing poopy diapers?" "Um well, she's a baby, I mean she's 8 years old, but she likes being babied and diapered." "Oh well I guess everyone's different... She's quite cute though. Hi little baby girl." she said to me as she carried her child out of the room. I just blushed and kind of felt silly. "Ok honey, now I have to go potty.", Tammy said as she carried me into owe of the stalls. She told me to stand there as she pulled her pants down and sat on the potty. A moment later she wiped herself and then opened the door and washed her hands. "Ok Tiffy, let's get going."
We got back in the car and drove down the road and later that night we found a hotel and checked in. Since I was used to sleeping in a crib they put me in the bed up against the wall and with Tammy on my other side. I snuggled in her arms because I was a bit uncomfortable being in a strange place. She just held me close and kept me warm. I did a little bit of tinkles in my diapers and then I fell asleep.
The next morning we awoke early to get a bite to eat and hit the road again. Mom didn't change me right when I got up. She waited until after breakfast so that I'd have a dry diaper for when we got going again. I sat in the backseat and colored in my coloring book and Tammy was listening to her walk-man. Mom was looking out the window and dad was driving. After a while I wet my diaper but it wasn't too wet yet. By the time we were looking for a place to pull in for lunch I was soaking wet and squirming around trying to get comfy. Tammy noticed and she said, "Hey baby did you go peepee in your dipees." I blushed and looked at her. "Yes, me went peepee." Mom said she would change me in the bathroom of the restaurant while dad and Tammy got us a seat.
After mom and I returned from the restroom we sat down and the waiter took our order and then Tammy and dad went to go use the restroom. Finally our food came and we ate and then left. I was tired after lunch so I laid down in the backseat with my head in Tammy's lap again. I fell right to sleep. When I woke up later on I looked out the window and saw some familiar scenery. I knew by this that we were about 10 minutes from my grandpa's house and from where we were going to be visiting our family on my Uncle's farm.
A few minutes later we pulled up to my grandpa's house. It was an old 1940's style house with 2 stories. I was always afraid of the stares though so when we were going up to our rooms, Tammy carried me up the stares. About this time I needed a diaper change so she laid me on the bed and got me all nice and dry. But now I was put into a cloth diaper and rubber pants instead of the disposables I had worn on the car trip. Now that we were here they could do wash now so I was back in cloth dipees. This made me happy because I didn't like disposables as much.
We were all sitting in the living room when my aunt and uncle came over to visit and have supper. They noticed right away that I was in big thick diapers because when I hugged them they patted my bottom and they felt the crinkly rubber pants under my shorts. "Oh you wear diapers now huh?", my aunt asked me. I just nodded. My mother explained to them how I had wanted to become a baby for so long. "Well you will have fun with Cindy and all your other cousins." My uncle said. Cindy was one of my cousins who was retarded and had to wear diapers, and she couldn't talk. She and I always got along though. She liked me allot.
At dinner I had to go number two so I just leaned over to Tammy and told her. She picked me up and carried me upstairs. I hadn't actually gone poo in my diapers yet but I didn't want to do it at the dinner table. So Tammy sat on the bed in front of me and watched me as I squirmed around and filled my diaper. She then smiled at me when she smelled my loaded diaper. Your poopy aren't you, little girl. " she said teasingly. I smiled and said, "yeah can you change me, I'm all yucky now." She slid my shorts off and also my rubber pants and then undid the diaper. "Oh my gosh, your a messy little baby. I'm glad you didn't do that at the table. Ewww yucky." She wiped my hiney clean and then powdered me and put another diaper on me. After we were done she carried me back down stares and I finished eating and then we all set around in the living room talking for a while and I was on the floor playing with my toys. Everyone thought I was so cute now that I was a baby again. I really enjoyed all the attention too.
The days passed slowly because I was kind of board. I hadn't seen any of my cousins, but we were going to have a picnic at my Uncle's farm on Saturday and everyone was going to be there. Finally Saturday got here and I was so glad. We pulled up at my Uncle's house at about 10:45am. We got out of the car. Some of the kids were already swimming in the pond and some were just sitting on the dock talking. As I waddled over to them they were all saying hi. Then they noticed my diapers. "Um why are you in diapers Tiffany?", my cousin Anna asked. "Um well, I kinda like it now, I'm a baby too, my mommy let me get back in diapers because she found out that I wanted to be a baby because of something I wrote in my diary and stuff and well... now here I am." I explained the whole situation to all the kids. "Cool we can play house then and baby you." "YAY! I'd like that. I missed you all, I always love to come up here and see you." "You wanna go swimming?" my cousin Sharon asked. "Um well I don't know if I can, I mean I'm in a diaper." "Well its ok, Cindy goes in the water with her diapers on. I mean they get all puffy and soaking wet but you can still go in the water if you want, go ask your mom." "Ok I will." I walked over to where my mother was talking to some of the adults. "Mommy can I go swimming? Pweez?" I asked in my baby voice. "Yes honey but you'll need a diaper change when you get out because your diapees will be soaked." I said ok and then ran back to the dock where my cousins were sitting. Then I went to the edge of the dock and then slipped off my shorts since I was in a diaper. I jumped in with my diaper plastic pants and my t-shirt on. It was quite hard to swim in wet diapers though. "Help... Help me!", I cried out to one of my cousins. I could barely stay afloat because the diapers were so thick and heavy and restricted my movement. They pulled me over to the shallow end and I sat next to Cindy and Anna and Sharon. We were in about 2 feet of water and just talked to them. They asked me allot of questions about what it was like to be a baby again, and what it was like being in diapers.
After a while they called us up for lunch. When I got out of the water I realized how soaked and soggy my diaper was. My cousin Anna wanted to change me. She was used to changing diapers for her sister Cindy. So she took me over to her dad's truck and opened the tailgate and laid me there and changed me and put me in another diaper. Sharon and one other girl watched. Finally we got over to the picnic tables and ate. We had hamburgers and all kinds of yummy stuff.
After a while we were all just sitting on chairs talking. Anna got up and started to walk toward the outhouse. Sharon called out to her and said, "Hey Anna, do you gotta go 1 or 2?" Anna just turned around and stuck up 2 fingers which meant she had to go poo. "I bet she wishes she had a diaper on and could just load her baby pants like I do." I smiled at Sharon. "Ewww! That's yucky though, isn't it?", Sharon asked. "Well yeah if you stay in it a long time, or for the person who is changing you it can be kinda yucky, but when your doing it in your diaper and when you first sit in a loaded diaper it feels wonderful!" A big smile formed on my face as I thought about how good messy diapers felt. "Wow cool, maybe I'll use one of Cindy's diapers when I stay over at Anna's house sometime." She seemed quite excited about the idea of being in diapers now.
A while later Anna came back and sat down. "Feel better Anna?" I asked. She nodded. We continued to talk a while and then Sharon said she had to go pee. Instead of walking to the outhouse, she just ran and jumped in the pond. She turned toward us with her head above water and she was smiling at us. We could tell she was doing tinkles in her clothes underwater by the look on her face. When she finished peeing her pants, she got out of the water and came back over and sat down. "Wow, now your clothes are soaked. But anyway, that's a cool way to do tinkles in your pants and get away with it." I remarked. I then became still and started blushing. Anna knew what I was doing too. "Well looks like you're doing your tinkles in your diaper like the cute little baby that you are." I just smiled at them. It felt so good to be in a wet diaper with a cool breeze blowing and just being outside and being with my family.
Later for dinner we had leftovers from lunch and then we were inside watching TV and playing some games. I loaded my diaper and my mommy changed me. Cindy had also done number two in her diapers, so her mom changed her too. We then returned to the living room and played a while longer. I fell asleep on the floor later on and dad carried me out to the car as we drove back to my grandpa's house for the night. I was sad to leave, but I knew that the time I had had there I would remember for a long time to come. As I cuddled into bed with Tammy I told her I loved her and that I was going to miss everyone up here. She comforted me and I fell asleep in her arms.
A few days later we got ready to go back home. I called Anna on the phone to say goodbye and we said we would write each other. Once the car was packed up we headed out down the road on our way back home. I fell asleep in the car and we drove till late that night and then pulled over at a rest stop and slept in the car and then left that morning early. We only stopped two times to get something to eat. Tammy changed me in the backseat when I needed to be changed. She had on one of my disposable diapers and had gone pee in it and changed herself. Mom and dad both were in adult diapers the whole way home and only pulled over to quickly change each other. We made it back allot quicker this way. We had to do it this way because dad had to be back by Monday so he could get back to work. If it wasn't for this we would have took our time going back down. I thought it was cute that everyone decided to wet their diapers. At least no one else had to go number two accept for Tammy and I. Mom had to crawl in the backseat one time to help Tammy clean up. I don't think Tammy liked dirty diapers like I did though. We arrived home late Sunday night and we all just went inside and through our suitcases down and got our showers. Tammy and I in one bathroom and mommy and daddy in the other. Then we got our jammies on, Tammy changed me and we all went to bed and slept very well because we were all tired. I had a dream that night about the wonderful times I had on that vacation.
can i come over to your house and play? you could fuck me in the vagina with a broken snapple bottle.
i think my slashdot passwd is "slashdot". i'm not sure though.
but oisoijda oifdoi!#@!!#@ don't post boring shit like what i'm replying to with my account. puhleaaeeeeeseseesesessss/???
yeah, and play video games and sit in the dark listening to music and all that other dumb stuff..
but have to ever been around a bunch of smoked out robots when you were sober? jesus fuck..
and they could raise poop-martians