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  1. Re:if you want the Cutting Edge, look to porn on Are Regression Tests an Industry Standard? · · Score: -1

    I guess you read at -1, eh?
    Oh, you didn't mean the KIDDIE PORN industry!?!?
    Well -- it's a booming industry, you know.
    Exploiting 8 year-olds and all that.
    Move to Russia.
    Enjoy the sweet taste of KIDDIES.

  2. Cock! on Are Regression Tests an Industry Standard? · · Score: -1

    Lick my cock, kiddies! Slurp up all that jizz, now!!!

  3. Industry Standard? on Are Regression Tests an Industry Standard? · · Score: -1

    I don't know about these "regression tests," but one thing I know the tech industry just LOVES is KIDDIE PORN and lots of it!!!

  4. Re:They're watching YOU... on wustat/wutrack.windows.com - What are they Used For? · · Score: -1

    Oh, go slather yourself in feces and shove yourself up the WIPO Troll's butt.

  5. They're watching YOU... on wustat/wutrack.windows.com - What are they Used For? · · Score: -1

    They're watching YOU. They see you downloading that kiddie porn. Those illegal MP3s. Those warez and crackz. And they're going to come and BREAK YOUR SKULL AGAINST YOUR MONITOR.

  6. Re:O the software with the hOle on OSI Launches Certification Program With Logo · · Score: -1

    Oh my GOD it's the Goatse certification!

  7. Re:One might ask, "Why?" on OSI Launches Certification Program With Logo · · Score: -1

    To get your program certified, you must suck onto Richard Stallman's thick, meaty penis. If you can get him to jizz all over your face, you're certified.

    To be an Open Sores whore, that is.

  8. Hi. Polka time!!! on LoTR , Linux, and Database Management · · Score: -1
    THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25
    Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht Jon Katz' slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz' slave boys! Und are they not Taco's sex toys? Ja! They are Taco's sex toys! Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!

    ____________________

    Change Log:

    • Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
    • Removed all references to Taco's pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
    • Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

    (C) 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  9. Re:only time ... on New Alloy Stronger Than Fe And Ti · · Score: -1

    England, you fat bastard. Come on over and we'll show you spoiled colonies how to actually run a country.

  10. Re:only time ... on New Alloy Stronger Than Fe And Ti · · Score: -1

    I think he was saying, "The Americans are human -- but Hitler was human too." As in, one doesn't have to be an "inhuman animal" to be evil. Yeah, that's some rather nutty logic to follow, but true. Whatever.

    What does the US have to show for infamy? How about the presidents who presided over the country while it was busy slaughtering native Americans? There are about a dozen of them. How about the presidents who presided over the US while the CIA was gallavanting across the world helping people like Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, etc., etc., etc., etc. Another load of presidents, practically every one from WWII up to the current "King" George. What country is responsible for Augusto Pinochet? The US. Who's responsible for nearly all the other South American dictators? The US. Who supplied weapons to Saddam for his war against Iran? The US. Who trained Bin Laden and the Talebs to fight against the Russians? The US. Who singlehandledly sends weapons to Israel to slaughter Palestinian civilians? The US.

    And before you say these presidents didn't kill anyone, neither did Hitler, Stalin, and the like -- they got thousands, sometimes millions of people to do it for them. Hitler had his Gestapo, Stalin his KGB, and the US has its CIA/NSA/FBI and the military.

    Enough venting against your pinheadedness now. I feel like I've bitten a troll myself. Back to playing on the other end of the troll game. :)

  11. Re:Hello -- let's Polka! on An Application For 10-Gigabit Networking · · Score: -1

    Yeah, it gets a bit repetitive. But it is a polka, after all. The real song (Schniztelbank) sounds just like that, but a bit shorter.

  12. Hello -- let's Polka! on An Application For 10-Gigabit Networking · · Score: -1, Funny
    THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25
    Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht Jon Katz' slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz' slave boys! Und are they not Taco's sex toys? Ja! They are Taco's sex toys! Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Oh, du schoene, Slashdot sucks!

    ____________________

    Change Log:

    • Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
    • Removed all references to Taco's pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
    • Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

    (C) 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  13. Hi. on Laptops for the Disabled? · · Score: -1

    Hi.

    Please to be sucking most deeply onto my penis.
    Thank you very muchly.

  14. Penis Fish! on Apache Binaries Available for PS2 Linux · · Score: -1

    8====D >*{{{><

  15. Re:No IE for Me (Finally!) on MSIE Security Updates · · Score: -1

    "I've heard that in the latest update to Office X the Entourage mail limit has been raised to 4-GB and fails more gracefully upon reaching it."

    So they added an "unsigned" to their ints. Big whoop-de-do. Maybe they should start using longs or long-longs (64-bit, or better, integers).

  16. haiiii on Rental Car Companies Watching By Satellite, Again · · Score: -1

    Why do they let these idiots on DALnet?

    *Guest56421* hi 2 u their
    --> *Guest56421* Go away.
    *Guest56421* hiiiiiiiiiii
    --> *Guest56421* Go away. Now.
    *Guest56421* asl
    *Guest56421* heloooooooooooooooooo
    --> *Guest56421* Go away, you fucking ass-bag of a newbie.
    *Guest56421* 23/m/jkt u????
    --> *Guest56421* Jkt? What in fuck's name is a Jkt?
    *Guest56421* jkt
    *Guest56421* jakartaaaaaaaa u kno it
    --> *Guest56421* Yes, now go away.
    *Guest56421* asl plsssssssss
    *Guest56421* r u their????
    --> *Guest56421* I am here, yes. Now fuck off.
    *Guest56421* wel fuk uuuuuuuuu
    *Guest56421* mather fukkk
    *Guest56421* fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    *Guest56421* fukkkk fukkk
    *Guest56421* fukkkkkkkkkkkk
    ...

  17. Re:I've a tcl chatter running now on N.Y. Times Magazine Chats With ALICE Bot Creator · · Score: -1

    "I wrote a pretty good chatter, if anybody cares to check it, it's on IRC at dalnet's #planetchat. Say hi to ^Bartend. The chat is only for private message. In the channel it just runs a bunch of silly scripts. ^Bartend must be pretty cool, since some girls have proposed to him. LOL."

    Your bot may not pass a Turing test, but then again neither do most of the n00bs on DALnet.

    "slm! r u ctc? asl plzzzzzzzzz"

  18. Re:Yeah! on N.Y. Times Magazine Chats With ALICE Bot Creator · · Score: -1

    "Here in Montreal, the black chicks have bodies that make white chicks look like boys. I would like to video them and run home and masturbate like a wild monkey. Black chicks are difficult to figure out, so this is the only option for a white boy like me!"

    Whereas I also enjoy a good wank to all kinds of porn, especially black chix0rs, ... that was offtopic. Mod down, please. And mod up my penis post!!!

  19. Hi. on N.Y. Times Magazine Chats With ALICE Bot Creator · · Score: -1

    Hi.

    Please to be sucking onto my penis, sirs.
    I have washed my penis most recently and it is a fine-tasting penis.
    Very muchly thank you.

  20. Re:Too Good to be true on Am I Hot or Not · · Score: -1

    Mmmmm, tub girl. WIPO found that one. I miss WIPO. *cries*

  21. Hi. on MSIE Security Updates · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hi.

    Please to be sucking onto my penis, sir.
    Thank you very much so.

  22. Re:Hi. on Am I Hot or Not · · Score: -1
    Mangina? Is that like an ass that's been altered ("goatse'd") to act like a vagina? Well, sure I would! And since the Troll High Council (or whatever you pimple-faced spooge-daemons call yourself now) has mandated the use of "manham" at least once per day:

    I WILL STICK MY MANHAM DEEP INTO YOUR MANGINA, SIR !!

  23. Re:Too Good to be true on Am I Hot or Not · · Score: -1

    "Is that really Britney?"

    Dude... the filename gave that away. Try naming it something like, oh, I don't know, BRITNEY.JPG instead of GOATSE.JPG. Filthy idiot.

  24. Hi. on Am I Hot or Not · · Score: -1

    Hi.

    Please to be sucking onto penis.
    Thank you.

  25. Re:Wow, how revolutionary on New Alloy Stronger Than Fe And Ti · · Score: -1

    "Shut up, you stupid obese fuck. Nobody wants to hear you whine like a little girl."

    I do -- when I plug his ass with my cock and ream him out like a little girl!!!