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  1. Oh my God! on Utah's Anti-Spam Law In Action · · Score: -1

    My penis fell off! I was wanking and it just... fell off!!! Oh, my God!!! Someone help me!!

  2. Yum yum on Atomic Scale Memory · · Score: -1

    ...Penis.

    .

    Sorry, I don't have any more trolling material.

  3. Re:How many people sent Mrs. Fiorina (CEO) Feedbac on HP Backs Off DMCA Threat · · Score: -1

    I sent feedback, too. I told her I and the rest of us bisexual Lunix hackers were going to gang rape her ass. I wonder if it helped. It went something like this:

    Dear Ms. Fiorina,

    YU0 FUCKING SUCK!!111 IF i ever MEET you in real life I WILL RAPE YU0R ASSS!!11 Me and Linus and Bruce Parens and RMS and Eric Raymond and ALLLLLLLLLL the rest of us LUNIX HAXORSZ will RAPE YUOR ASS!!! Haaaaaaaard!!!!

    Thank you for your time.

    Sincerely,
    Alan Cox
    Linux Kernel Hacker

  4. Re:Bruce, it's time for you to make a decision on HP Uses DMCA To Quash Vulnerability Publication · · Score: -1

    Hey, Brucey,

    I think I left my 21" dildo over at your apartment last weekend when we had that... um, party. Can ya send it to me? Got a date with Linus T. tonight and I don't want to disappoint him! ...Sorry about posting this in public, but you keep hanging up on me!

  5. Cock cheeeeese! on Audio Format Listening Tests Concluded · · Score: -1

    I want you to lick the cheesy smegma dripping off of my cock.

  6. Penis? on New Species Found in Central Park · · Score: -1

    I like penis. Lotsa lotsa smelly 8==D.

  7. Stink! on Building a Pressure-Sensitive, Multi-Point TouchScreen? · · Score: -1

    This place stinks worse than the month-old smegma I dug out from under my cock-skin today. Wooooowheeeee!! Taco, quit creaming on the server and letting it ferment. JESUS!

  8. Peniculus on Finding BIOS Upgrades? · · Score: -1

    8=OOOOo===D ... mmm masturbation ...
    8===OOOOo=D
    8=OOOOo===D ... oh yeah, baby ...
    8===OOOOo=D
    8=OOOOo===D ... oh yeah ...
    8===OOOOo=D
    8=OOOOo===D ... uNF, uNF !!
    8===OOOOo=D
    8=OOOOo===D ... uNF, uNF !!
    8===OOOOo=D
    8=OOOOo===D
    8===OOOOo=D
    8=OOOOo===D ~ ~ ~ ~ *

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Yeah!!!

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  9. Wank wank wank - I love teh lunix!!!@1!@!121 on e.Digital Promises Another iPod Competitor · · Score: -1

    8==OOOOo=D
    8=OOOOo==D
    8==OOOOo=D
    8=OOOOo==D ~ ~ ~ *

  10. Re:Jesus was a stripper. He was a swinger, too. He on The Mod Squad · · Score: -1

    I cummed on Jesus' face and made him eat it.
    Fun was had by all.

  11. Penis! Penis! on South Pacific Mac Developers' Conference 2002 · · Score: -1

    THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN)
    By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25


    Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht Jon Katz' slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz' slave boys! Und are they not Taco's sex toys? Ja! They are Taco's sex toys! Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Slashdot sucks!
    Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz' slave boys, Rob's sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone, Oh, du schone,

    ____________________

    Change Log:

    • Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
    • Removed all references to Taco's pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
    • Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

    (C) 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

  12. Burp on China: the New Global High-Tech Power · · Score: -1

    Hit the limit yet? One of my other accounts (glad I have so many now!!) said I can only post two comments per day. Anyone else seeing this?

  13. Re:OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS by poopbot on China: the New Global High-Tech Power · · Score: -1

    Can't you just feel the love?
    Who's posting my old work anyway?
    Show yourself!!!

  14. Re:How to block IP addresses on an Apache box on Firm Pays 6.5 Million for Fax Spamming · · Score: -1

    "I'm a newbie administrator running several of my own websites."

    Open the "/etc/passwd" file and delete everything.

  15. Re:diagrams on UDP - Packet Loss in Real Life? · · Score: -1

    "There's some good tcp/udp data loss idagrams here"

    I just lost something, but it warn't no packets. It was hot and sticky. Any idea what it was?

  16. Re:i know where it is on I Believe You Have My Stapler · · Score: -1

    "Nonono, the stapler is up your ass"

    So that's why it's red.

  17. Snot! on UDP - Packet Loss in Real Life? · · Score: -1

    I'm covered in TACO SNOT!!!

  18. Re:Taco-snotting is dying by poopbot on LEDs for the Blind · · Score: -1

    "Netcraft has confirmed: Taco-snotting is dying. Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Taco-snotting community when recently IDC confirmed that Taco-snotting accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all homosexual acts. ..."

    That brings a tear to my eye, man. Thanks for keeping the spirit of WIPO alive. :~)

  19. Re:yadda yadda, wubba blah blah on US Army to Test Laser Based Mine Clearing Device · · Score: -1

    "Actually, we ARE quite proud, thank you."

    One question: How fat and/or ignorant are you?

  20. Forced! Forced!!! on HavenCo Doing Well · · Score: -1

    Forced penis!!!!

    It's sticking up in the bloody air!!

  21. Re:The Troll Polka: UPDATED by poopbot on Galileo Amalthea Flyby Threatened · · Score: -1

    Excellent.... Simply marvelous. But next time copy the HTML!! Those Goatse links are missing!!

  22. Re:My. on Heart Attacks as Treatments · · Score: -1

    In your face!

  23. Re:No. on Are Regression Tests an Industry Standard? · · Score: -1

    Bite a dick, anonymous cow turd.
    And I think it's J^Raxis, isn't it?

  24. Re:They're watching YOU... on wustat/wutrack.windows.com - What are they Used For? · · Score: -1

    Three decades ago? I'm 12. No, wait. Make that 40. I FUCK 12 year-olds. No, wait --

  25. Re:No. on Are Regression Tests an Industry Standard? · · Score: -1

    Hey, Linus, wanna go suck each other's dicks?
    I'm sick of trolling Slashdot tonight.