Rob got a little trashed before hand it seems. He couldn't repeat after the minister quite so well. Standing was also an issue, so he leaned against me and grabbed my breasts whenever he could. It was embarassing, but most people seemed to be used to that behavior.
I got to the church a little late because the cab driver was really good looking and I wanted to go for a spin before hand.
Luckily, the wedding was really long, because the honeymoon is going to be really short. Rob will probably not last much. Oh well, at least I've got cabbie.
If I had any advice for women out there, it'd be this... This whole experience has taught me one thing: don't bother dating geek guys. Find a nice strong jock with a big cock, becuase geeks just don't cut it. On top of that, Rob is pretty, uh, distant. Even pushing my boobs into his face, he can't leave his Pearl or something like that.
Oh well. I'll still have a chance to find a real man someday... I hope.
All those endless days and nights of playing Leisure Suit Larry have caused me to become a dejected, cold, nerdy, geek lover who fucks people called "CmdrTaco". I am such a fucking whorebag. Christ. What happened? Then that fucking loser Malda plays Quake III from noon to 3am... and then just jerks off to come anime tenticle rape. What the fuck?
Do not play video games!
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Magna Carta
A translation of Magna Carta as confirmed by Edward I with his seal
in 1297
[Preamble] EDWARD by the grace of God, King of England, Lord of Ireland,
and Duke of Guyan, to all Archbishops, Bishops, etc. We have seen the
Great Charter of the Lord HENRY, sometimes King of England, our father, of
the Liberties of England, in these words: Henry by the grace of God, King
of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Normandy and Guyan, and Earl of
Anjou, to all Archbishops, Bishops, Abbots, Priors, Earls, Barons,
Sheriffs, Provosts, Officers, and to all Bailiffs and other our faithful
Subjects , which shall see this present Charter, Greeting. Know ye that
we, unto the honour of Almighty God, and for the salvation of the souls of
our progenitors and successors, Kings of England, to the advancement of
holy Church, and amendment of our Realm, of our meer and free will, have
given and granted to all Archbishops, Bishops, Abbots, Priors, Earls,
Barons, and to all freemen of this our realm, these liberties following,
to be kept in our kingdom of England for ever.
[1] First, We have granted to God, and by this our present Charter have
confirmed, for us and our Heirs for ever, That the Church of England shall
be free, and shall have her whole rights and liberties inviolable. We have
granted also, and given to all the freemen of our realm, for us and our
Heirs for ever, these liberties underwritten, to have and to hold to them
and their Heirs, of us and our Heirs for ever.
[2] If any of our Earls or Barons, or any other, which holdeth of Us in
chief by Knights service, shall die and at the time of his death his heir
be of full age, and oweth us Relief, he shall have his inheritance by the
old Relief; that is to say, the heir or heirs of an Earl, for a whole
Earldom, by one hundred pound; the heir or heirs of a Baron, for an whole
Barony, by one hundred marks; the heir or heirs of a Knight, for one whole
Knights fee, one hundred shillings at the most; and he that hath less,
shall give less, according to the custom of the fees.
[3] But if the Heir of any such be within age, his Lord shall not have the
ward of him, nor of his land, before that he hath taken him homage. And
after that such an heir hath been in ward (when he is come of full age)
that is to say, to the age of one and twenty years, he shall have his
inheritance without Relief, and without Fine; so that if such an heir,
being within age, be made Knight, yet nevertheless his land shall remain
in the keeping of his Lord unto the term aforesaid.
[4] The keeper of the land of such an heir, being within age, shall not
take of the lands of the heir, but reasonable issues, reasonable customs,
and reasonable servics, and that without destruction and waste of his men
and goods. And if we commit the custody of any such land to the Sheriff,
or to any other, which is answerable unto us for the issues of the same
land, and he make destruction or waste of those things that he hath in
custody, we will take of him amends and recompence therefore, and the land
shall be committed to two lawful and discreet men of that fee, which
shall answer unto us for the issues of the same land, or unto him whom we
will assign. And if we give or sell to any man the custody of any such
land, and he therein do make destruction or waste, he shall lose the same
custody; and it shall be assigned to two lawful and discreet men of that
fee, which also in like manner shall be answerable to us, as afore is said.
[5] The keeper, so long as he hath the custody of the land of such an
heir, shall keep up the houses, parks, warrens, ponds, mills, and other
things pertaining to the same land, with the issues of the said land; and
he shall deliver to the Heir, when he cometh to his full age, all his
land stored with ploughs, and all other things, at the least as he
received it. All these things shall be observed in the custodies of the
Archbishopricks, Bishopricks, Abbeys, Priories, Churchs, and Dignities
vacant, which appertain to us; except this, that such custody shall not be
sold.
[6] Heirs shall be married without Disparagement.
[7] A Widow, after the death of her husband, incontinent, and without any
Difficulty, shall have her marriage and her inheritance, and shall give
nothing for her dower, her marriage, or her inheritance, which her husband
and she held the day of the death of her husband, and she shall tarry in
the chief house of her husband by forty days after the death of her
husband, within which days her dower shall be assigned her (if it were not
assigned her before) or that the house be a castle; and if she depart from
the castle, then a competent house shall be forthwith provided for her,
in the which she may honestly dwell, until her dower be to her assigned,
as it is aforesaid; and she shall have in the meantime her reasonable
estovers of the common; and for her do wer shall be assigned unto her the
third part of all the lands of her husband, which were his during
coverture, except she were endowed of less at the Church-door. No widow
shall be distrained to marry herself: nevertheless she shall find surety,
that she shall not marry without our licence and assent (if she hold of
us) nor without the assent of the Lord, if she hold of another.
[8] We or our Bailiffs shall not seize any land or rent for any debt, as
long as the present Goods and Chattels of the debtor do suffice to pay the
debt, and the debtor himself be ready to satisfy therefore. Neither shall
the pledges of the debtor be dist rained, as long as the principal debtor
is sufficient for the payment of the debt. And if the principal debtor
fail in the payment of the debt, having nothing wherewith to pay, or will
not pay where he is able, the pledges shall answer for the debt. And if
they will, they shall have the lands and rents of the debtor, until they
be satished of that which they before paid for him, except that the debtor
can show himself to be acquitted against the said sureties.
[9] The city of London shall have all the old liberties and customs, which
it hath been used to have. Moreover we will and grant, that all other
Cities, Boroughs, Towns, and the Barons of the Five Ports, and all other
Ports, shall have all their liberties and free customs.
[10] No man shall be distrained to do more service for a Knights fee, nor
any freehold, than therefore is due.
[11] Common Pleas shall not follow our Court, but shall be holden in some
place certain.
[12] Assises of novel disseisin, and of Mortdancestor, shall not be taken
but in the shires, and after this manner: If we be out of this Realm, our
chief Justicer shall send our Justicers through every County once in the
Year, which, with the Knights of the shires, shall take the said Assises
in those counties; and those things that at the coming of our foresaid
Justicers, being sent to take those Assises in the counties, cannot be
determined, shall be ended by them in some other place in their circuit;
and those things, which for difficulty of some articles cannot be
determined by them, shall be referred to our Justicers of the Bench, and
there shall be ended.
[13] Assises of Darrein Presentment shall be alway taken before our
Justices of the Bench, and there shall be determined.
[14] A Freeman shall not be amerced for a small fault, but after the
manner of the fault; and for a great fault after the greatness thereof,
saving to him his contenement; and a Merchant likewise, saving to him his
Merchandise; and any other's villain than ours shall be likewise amerced,
saving his wainage, if he falls into our mercy. And none of the said
amerciaments shall be assessed, but by the oath of honest and lawful men
of the vicinage. Earls and Barons shall not be amerced but by their
Peers, and after the manner of their offence. No man of the Church shall
be amerced after the quantity of his spiritual Benefice, but after his
Lay-tenement, and after the quantity of his offence.
[15] No Town or Freeman shall be distrained to make Bridges nor Banks, but
such as of old time and of right have been accustomed to make them in the
time of King Henry our Grandfather.
[16] No Banks shall be defended from henceforth, but such as were in
defence in the time of King Henry our Grandfather, by the same places, and
the same bounds, as they were wont to be in his time.
[17] No Sheriff, Constable, Escheator, Coroner, nor any other our
Bailiffs, shall hold Pleas of our Crown.
[18] If any that holdeth of us Lay-fee do die, and our Sheriff or Bailiff
do show our Letters Patents of our summon for Debt, which the dead man did
owe to us; it shall be lawful to our Sheriff or Bailiff to attach or
inroll all the goods and chattels of the dead, being found in the said
fee, to the Value of the same Debt, by the sight and testimony of lawful
men, so that nothing thereof shall be taken away, until we be clearly paid
off the debt; and the residue shall remain to the Executors to perform the
testament of the dead; and if nothing be owing unto us, all the chattels
shall go to the use of the dead (saving to his wife and children their
reasonable parts).
[19] No Constable, nor his Bailiff, shall take corn or other chattels of
any man, if the man be not of the Town where the Castle is, but he shall
forthwith pay for the same, unless that the will of the seller was to
respite the payment; and if he be of the same Town, the price shall be
paid unto him within forty days.
[20] No Constable shall distrain any
Knight to give money for keeping of his Castle, if he himself will do it in
his proper person, or cause it to be done by another sufficient man, if he
may not do it himself for a reasonable cause. And if we lead or send him
to an army, he shall be free from Castle-ward for the time that he shall
be with us in fee in our host, for the which he hath done service in our
wars.
[21] No Sheriff nor Bailiff of ours, or any other, shall take the Horses
or Carts of any man to make carriage, except he pay the old price limited,
that is to say, for carriage with two horse, x.d. a day; for three horse,
xiv.d. a day. No demesne Cart of any Spiritual person or Knight, or any
Lord, shall be taken by our Bailiffs; nor we, nor our Bailiffs, nor any
other, shall take any man's wood for our Castles, or other our necessaries
to be done, but by the licence of him whose wood it shall be.
[22] We will not hold the Lands of them that be convict of Felony but one
year and one day, and then those Lands shall be delivered to the Lords of
the fee.
[23] All Wears from henceforth shall be utterly put down by Thames and
Medway, and through all England, but only by the Sea-coasts.
[24] The Writ that is called Praecipe in capite shall be from henceforth
granted to no person of any freehold, whereby any freeman may lose his
Court.
[25] One measure of Wine shall be through our Realm, and one measure of
Ale, and one measure of Corn, that is to say, the Quarter of London; and
one breadth of dyed Cloth, Russets, and Haberjects, that is to say, two
Yards within the lists. And it shall be of Weights as it is of
Measures.
[26] Nothing from henceforth shall be given for a Writ of Inquisition, nor
taken of him that prayeth Inquisition of Life, or of Member, but it shall
be granted freely, and not denied.
[27] If any do hold of us by Fee-ferm, or by Socage, or Burgage, and he
holdeth Lands of another by Knights Service, we will not have the Custody
of his Heir, nor of his Land, which is holden of the Fee of another, by
reason of that Fee-ferm, Socage, or Burgage. Neither will we have the
custody of such Fee-ferm, or Socage, or Burgage, except Knights Service be
due unto us out of the same Fee-ferm. We will not have the custody of the
Heir, or of any Land, by occasion of any Petit Serjeanty, that any man
holdeth of us by Service to pay a Knife, an Arrow, or the like.
[28] No Bailiff from henceforth shall put any man to his open Law, nor to
an Oath, upon his own bare saying, without faithful Witnesses brought in
for the same.
[29] No Freeman shall be taken, or imprisoned, or be disseised of his
Freehold, or Liberties, or free Customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any
otherwise destroyed; nor will we pass upon him, nor condemn him, but by
lawful Judgment of his Peers, or by the Law of the Land. We will sell to
no man, we will not deny or defer to any man either Justice or Right.
[30] All Merchants (if they were not openly prohibited before) shall have
their safe and sure Conduct to depart out of England, to come into
England, to tarry in, and go through England, as well by Land as by Water,
to buy and sell without any manner of evil Tolts, by the old and rightful
Customs, except in Time of War. And if they be of a land making War
against us, and such be found in our Realm at the beginning of the Wars,
they shall be attached without harm of body or goods, until it be known
unto us , or our Chief Justice, how our Merchants be intreated there in
the land making War against us; and if our Merchants be well intreated
there, theirs shall be likewise with us.
[31] If any man hold of any Eschete, as of the honour of Wallingford,
Nottingham, Boloin, or of any other Eschetes which be in our hands, and
are Baronies, and die, his Heir shall give none other Relief, nor do none
other Service to us, than he should to the Baron, if it were in the
Baron's hand. And we in the same wise shall hold it as the Baron held it;
neither shall we have, by occasion of any such Barony or Eschete, any
Eschete or keeping of any of our men, unless he that held the Barony or
Eschete hold of us in chief.
[32] No Freeman from henceforth shall give or sell any more of his Land,
but so that of the residue of the Lands the Lord of the Fee may have the
Service due to him, which belongeth to the Fee.
[33] All Patrons of Abbies, which have the King's Charters of England of
Advowson, or have old Tenure or Possession in the same, shall have the
Custody of them when they fall void, as it hath been accustomed, and as it
is afore declared.
[34] No Man shall be taken or imprisoned upon the Appeal of a Woman for
the Death of any other, than of her husband.
[35] No County Court from henceforth shall be holden, but from Month to
Month; and where greater time hath been used, there shall be greater: Nor
any Sheriff, or his Bailiff, shall keep his Turn in the Hundred but twice
in the Year; and nowhere but in due place, and accustomed; that is to say,
once after Easter, and again after the Feast of St. Michael. And the View
of Frankpledge shall be likewise at the Feast of St. Michael without occasion;
so that every man may have his Liberties which he had, or used to have, in
the time of King HENRY our Grandfather, or which he hath
purchased since: but the View of Frankpledge shall be so done, that our
Peace may be kept; and that the Tything be wholly kept as it hath been
accustomed; and that the Sheriff seek no Occasions, and that he be
content with so much as the Sheriff was wont to have for his Viewmaking in
the time of King HENRY our Grandfather.
[36] It shall not be lawful from henceforth to any to give his Lands to
any Religious House, and to take the same Land again to hold of the same
House. Nor shall it be lawful to any House of Religion to take the Lands
of any, and to lease the same to him of whom he received it. If any from
henceforth give his Lands to any Religious House, and thereupon be
convict, the Gift shall be utterly void, and the Land shall accrue to the
Lord of the Fee.
[37] Escuage from henceforth shall be taken like as it was wont to be in
the time of King HENRY our Grandfather; reserving to all Archbishops,
Bishops, Abbots, Priors, Templers, Hospitallers, Earls, Barons, and all
persons, as well Spiritual as Temporal, all their free liberties and free
Customs, which they have had in time passed. And all these Customs and
Liberties aforesaid, which we have granted to be holden within this our
Realm, as much as appertaineth to us and our Heirs, we shall observe; and
all Men of this our Realm, as well Spiritual as Temporal (as much as in
them is) shall observe the same against all persons in like wise. And for
this our Gift and Grant of these Liberties, and of other contained in our
Charter of Liberties of our Forest, the Archbishops, Bishops, Abbots,
Priors, Earls, Barons, Knights, Freeholders, and other our Subjects,
have given unto us the Fifteenth Part of all their Moveables. And we have
granted unto them for us and our Heirs, that neither we, nor our Heirs shall
proc ure or do anything whereby the Liberties in this Charter contained shall
be infringed or broken; and if anything be procured by any person contrary
to the premisses, it shall be had of no force nor effect. These being Witnesses;
Lord B. Archbishop of Cant erbury, E. Bishop of London, J. Bishop of
Bathe, P. of Winchester, H. of Lincoln, R. of Salisbury, W. of Rochester,
W. of Worester, J. of Ely, H. of Hereford, R. of Chichester, W. of Exeter,
Bishops; the Abbot of St. Edmunds, the Abbot of St. Albans, the Abbot of
Bello, the Abbot of St. Augustines in Canterbury, the Abbot of Evesham,
the Abbot of Westminster, the Abbot of Bourgh St. Peter, the Abbot of
Reading, the Abbot of Abindon, the Abbot of Malmsbury, the Abbot of
Winchcomb, the Abbot of Hyde, the Abbot of Certefey, the Abbot of
Sherburn, the Abbot of Cerne, the Abbot of Abbotebir, the Abbot of
Middleton, the Abbot of Seleby, the Abbot of Cirencester; H. de Burgh
Justice, H. Earl of Chester and Lincoln, W. Earl of Salisbury, W. Earl of
Warren, G. de Clare Earl of Gloucester and Hereford, W. de Ferrars Earl of
Derby, W. de Mandeville Earl of Essex, H. de Bygod Earl of Norfolk, W.
Earl of Albermarle, H. Earl of Hereford, J. Constable of Chester, R. de
Ros, R. Fitzwalter, R. de Vyponte, W. de Bruer, R. de Muntefichet, P.
Fitzherbert, W. de Aubenie, F. Grefly, F. de Breus, J. de Monemue, J.
Fitzallen, H. de Mortimer, W. de Beauchamp, W. de St. John, P. de Mauly,
Brian de Lisle, Thomas de Multon, R. de Argenteyn, G. de Nevil, W. de
Mauduit, J. de Balun, and others.
We, ratifying and approving these Gifts and Grants aforesaid, confirm and
make strong all the same for us and our Heirs perpetually, and, by the
Tenour of these Presents, do renew the same; willing and granting for us
and our Heirs, that this Charter, and
all and singular his Articles, for ever shall be stedfastly, firmly, and
inviolably observed; although some Articles in the same Charter contained,
yet hitherto peradventure have not been kept, we will, and by Authority
Royal command, from henceforth firmly they be observed. In witness
whereof we have caused these our Letters Patents to be made. T. EDWARD our
Son at Westminster, the Twenty-eighth Day of March, in the Twenty-eighth
Year of our Reign.
Die einmütige Erklärung der dreizehn Staaten von Amerika,
Wenn im Verlauf der menschlichen Fälle, wird es notwendig
für eine Leute, die politischen Bänder aufzulösen, die sie mit
anderen angeschlossen haben, und unter den Energien der Masse, der
unterschiedlichen und gleichen Station anzunehmen, zu denen die
Naturgesetze und des Gottes der Natur ihnen erlauben, benötigt ein
annehmbarer Respekt zu den Meinungen der Menschheit, daß sie die
Ursachen erklären sollten, die sie zur Trennung impel.
wir anhalten dies Wahrheit zu sein
selbstverständlich, dies all Mann sein erstellen Gleichgestellt, sie
sein ausstatten durch ihr Schöpfer mit bestimmt unübertragbar Recht,
das unter dies sein Lebensdauer, Freiheit und d Verfolgung von Glück
-- das zu sichern dies Recht, Regierung sein einleiten unter Mann,
berechnen ihr gerad Energie von d Zustimmung von d regeln, -- das wann
immer irgendein Formular von Regierung werden zerstörend von dies
Ende, es sein d Recht von d Leute zu ändern oder zu abschaffen es,
und zu einleiten neu Regierung, legen sein Grundlage auf solch
Grundregel und organisieren sein Energie in solch Formular,
hinsichtlich sie sollen scheinen am meisten wahrscheinlich zu bewirken
ihr Sicherheit Besonnenheit in der Tat schreibt vor, daß die lang
hergestellten Regierungen nicht für Licht-, welches und
Ausgleichstromursachen geändert werden sollten; und dementsprechend
sind alles Erfahrung hathshewn, diese Menschheit abgeschaffen,
während Übel sufferable sind, als rechts selbst zu leiden, indem es
die Formulare abschafft, an die sie gewohnt sind. Aber, wenn eine
lange Serie von Mißbräuchen und von usurpations, die gleiche
Nachricht unveränderlich ausübend ein Design zeigt, um sie unter
absolutem Despotism zu verringern, ist es ihr Recht, ist es ihre
Aufgabe, weg von solcher Regierung zu werfen, und neuen Schutz für
ihre zukünftige Sicherheit zur Verfügung zu stellen -- so ist die
geduldige Duldung dieser Kolonien gewesen; und so ist jetzt die
Notwendigkeit, die sie begrenzt, ihre ehemaligen Staatsformen zu
ändern. Die Geschichte des anwesenden Königs von Großbritannien
ist eine Geschichte der wiederholten Verletzungen und der usurpations,
alle, welche in der direkten Nachricht die Einrichtung einer absoluten
Tyrannei über diesen Zuständen haben. um dieses zu prüfen, lassen
Sie Tatsachen bei einer candid Welt eingelegt werden.
Er hat seine Einwilligung zu den Gesetzen abgelehnt, das
gesündeste und das notwendig für das allgemeine gute.
Er hat seine Gouverneure verboten, Gesetze des sofortigen und
betätigenden Wertes zu verabschieden, es sei denn verschoben in ihrer
Operation bis seine Einwilligung, sollte erreicht werden; und wenn es
so verschoben wird, hat er äußerst vernachlässigt, sie zu beachten.
Er hat abgelehnt, andere Gesetze für die Anpassung der
großen Bezirke der Leute zu verabschieden, es sei denn jene Leute das
Recht der Darstellung in der Gesetzgebung, ein Recht abtreten würden,
das zu ihnen nicht schätzbar und nur zu den tyrants formidable ist.
Er hat zusammen sind die gesetzgebenden Körper an den
Plätzen ungewöhnlich genannt, unbequem, und entfernt vom
Verwahrungsort ihrer allgemeinen Sätze, zum alleinigen Zweck der
Ermüdung sie in Befolgung seiner Masse.
Er hat Repräsentativhäuser wiederholt, für das
Entgegensetzen mit manly Festigkeit seiner Invasionen auf den Rechten
der Leute aufgelöst.
Er hat für eine lange Zeit, nach solchen Auflösungen
abgelehnt, andere zu veranlassen gewählt zu werden; hingegen die
gesetzgebenden Energien, die von der Vernichtung unfähig sind, zu den
Leuten an großem für ihre Übung zurückgegangen haben; der Zustand
restlich in der Mittelzeit ausgesetzt allen Gefahren der Invasion von
außen und Krämpfe innen.
Er hat sich bemüht, die Bevölkerung dieser Zustände zu
verhindern; zu diesem Zweck, der die Gesetze für Naturalisation der
Ausländer versperrt; ablehnen, andere, um ihre Migrationen hither
anzuregen und das Aufwerfen der Bedingungen der neuen Bestimmungen von
Ländern zu führen.
Er hat die Leitung von Gerechtigkeit versperrt, indem er
seine Einwilligung zu den Gesetzen für das Herstellen der
richterlichen Energien ablehnte.
Er hat Richter abhängig von seinem willt alleine, für den
Besitz ihrer Büros und die Menge und die Zahlung ihrer Gehälter
gebildet.
Er hat eine Menge neue Büros aufgerichtet und hither Swarms
der Offiziere zu den harrass unsere Leute und ißt aus ihrer Substanz
geschickt.
Er hat unter uns, zu Zeiten des Friedens, stehenden Armeen
ohne die Zustimmung unserer Gesetzgebungen gehalten.
Er hat beeinflußt, um das Militär von und Vorgesetzten
unabhängig zu machen zur Zivilenergie.
Er hat mit anderen kombiniert, um uns einer Jurisdiktion zu
unterwerfen, die zu unserer Beschaffenheit fremd und durch unsere
Gesetze unquittiert ist; Geben seiner Einwilligung zu ihren Taten der
vorgetäuschten Gesetzgebung:
Für das Vierteln der großen Körper der bewaffneten Truppen
unter uns:
Für das Schützen sie, durch einen mock Versuch, vor
Bestrafung für irgendwelche ermordet, die sie auf den Einwohnern
dieser Zustände festlegen sollten:
Für das Abschneiden unseres Handels mit allen Teilen der
Welt:
Für imposing Steuern auf uns ohne unsere Zustimmung:
Für uns, den Nutzen des Versuches durch Jury in vielen
Fällen berauben:
Für das Transportieren wir über den für vorgetäuschte
Handlungen zu versuchenden Meeren hinaus
Für das Abschaffen des freien Systems der englischen Gesetze
in einer benachbarten Provinz, eine willkürliche Regierung darin
herstellend und vergrößern seine Grenzen, damit sie sofort
übertragen ein Beispiel und ein passendes Instrument für das
Vorstellen der gleichen absoluten Richtlinie in diese Kolonien:
Für das Wegnehmen unserer Charters, das Abschaffen unserer
wertvollsten Gesetze, und die Formulare unserer Regierungen
grundlegend ändern:
Für das Verschieben unserer eigenen Gesetzgebungen und das
Erklären investierte mit Energie, für uns in allen Fällen Gesetze
zu geben whatsoever.
Er hat Regierung hier abgetreten, indem er uns aus seinem
Schutz heraus erklärte und Krieg gegen uns unternahm.
Er hat unsere Meere geplündert, unsere Küsten ravaged,
gebrannt unseren Städten, und zerstört die Leben unserer Leute.
Er ist diesmal, das große Armeen von fremdem Mercenaries zum
compleat die Arbeiten des Todes, des desolation und der Tyrannei
transportiert, bereits angefangen mit Umständen der Grausamkeit u.
perfidy kaum entsprochen im barbarous Alter, und total unwürdig der
Kopf einer zivilisierten Nation.
Er hat unsere Mitbürger begrenzt, die Gefangenen auf den
hohen Meeren zu den Bär Armen gegen ihr Land, zu werden die
executioners ihrer Freunde und Bruder, oder zu fallen selbst durch
ihre Hände genommen werden.
Er hat inländische insurrections unter uns aufgeregt und hat
sich bemüht, auf die Einwohner unserer Grenzen, die gnadenlosen
indischen Savages zu holen, deren bekannte Richtlinie der
Kriegsführung, undistinguished Zerstörung alles Alters, Geschlechter
und Bedingungen ist.
In jedem Stadium dieser Unterdrückungen haben wir für
Redress in den humble Bezeichnungen ersucht: Unsere wiederholten
Petitionen sind nur durch wiederholte Verletzung beantwortet worden.
Ein Prinz dessen Zeichen folglich durch jede Tat gekennzeichnet wird,
die ein Tyrant definieren kann, ist ungeeignet, das Tabellierprogramm
freier Leute zu sein.
Noch haben Sie uns wünschend in der Aufmerksamkeit zu
unseren Brudern Brittish. Wir haben sie von Zeit zu Zeit von
Versuchen durch ihre Gesetzgebung, eine unwarrantable Jurisdiktion
über uns auszudehnen gewarnt. Wir haben sie an die Umstände unserer
Emigration und Regelung hier erinnert. Wir haben ihrer gebürtigen
Gerechtigkeit und magnanimity gefallen, und wir haben sie durch die
Gleichheit unseres Common beschworen, das, um diese usurpations
abzuleugnen kindred ist, die, unvermeidlich unsere Anschlüsse und
Korrespondenz unterbrechen würden. Sie auch sind zur Stimme von
Gerechtigkeit und der Blutsverwandtschaft taub gewesen. Wir müssen
in der Notwendigkeit folglich einwilligen, die unsere Trennung
kündigt, und halten sie, da wir den Rest der Menschheit anhalten,
Feinde im Krieg, in den Friedensfreunden an.
Wir folglich die Repräsentanten der Staaten von Amerika, im
General Congress, zusammengebaut, gefallend dem Obersten Richter der
Welt für das rectitude unserer Absichten, im Namen und durch
Authority der guten Leute dieser Kolonien, veröffentlichen ernst und
zu erklären, daß diese vereinigten Kolonien sind, und vom Recht soll
freie und unabhängige Staaten sein; daß sie von aller
Untertanentreue zur britischen Krone absolviert werden und daß aller
politische Anschluß zwischen ihnen und dem Zustand von
Großbritannien, total aufgelöst werden ist und soll; und das als
freie und unabhängige Staaten, haben sie volle Energie, Krieg zu
erheben, folgern Frieden, schließen Vertrag Bündnisse ab, stellen
Handel, und alle weiteren Taten und Sachen zu tun her, die
unabhängige Staaten vom Recht tun können. Und für den Support
dieser Erklärung, mit einem festen Vertrauen auf dem Schutz von
divine Providence, pledge wir gegenseitig miteinander unsere
Lebensdauern, unsere Vermögen und unsere sacred Ehre.
Die 56 Unterzeichnungen der Erklärung erscheinen in den
angezeigten Positionen: [ Spalte 1 ] Georgia:
Taste Gwinnett Lyman Hall George Walton [ Spalte 2 ]
NordCarolina:
WilliamBöttcher Joseph Hewes John
Penn SüdCarolina:
Edward Rutledge Thomas Heyward,
Jr. Thomas Lynch, Jr. Arthur Middleton [ Spalte 3 ]
Massachusetts:
John Hancock Maryland:
Verfolgung William Paca Thomas Steincharles Carroll Samuel
von Carrollton Virginia:
HenrySchutze Thomas
Jefferson Benjamin Harrison Thomas Nelson, Jr George Wythe Richard.
Schutze Carter Braxton [ Spalte 4 ] Pennsylvania Francis
Lightfoot:
AnsturmBenjamin Franklin John Morton
George Clymer James Smith George Roberts Morris Benjamin Schneider
James Wilson George Ross Delaware:
Caesar Rodney
George Las Thomas McKean [ Spalte 5 ] New York:
William Floyd Philip Livingston Francis Lewis Lewis Morris
New-Jersey:
Hart Abraham Clark [ Spalte 6 ] Richard
Stockton John Witherspoon Francis Hopkinson John
New-Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlettbirne William Whipple
Massachusetts:
Festlichkeit Paine Elbridge Gerry
Rhode-Island Samuel Adams John Adams Robert:
Stephen Hopkins William Ellery Connecticut:
Roger
Sherman Samuel Huntington William Williams Oliver Wolcott
New-Hampshire:
Matthew Thornton
Slashdot verwendete, ein Forum des intelligenten Gespräches unter Leuten zu sein, denen gefolgert werden könnte mit. Ja hat das Recht. Ich glaube, daß alle Intelligenz whatsoever linkes Slashdot hat. Es gibt keinen Punkt, wenn man Zeit mit diesen Verlierern vergeudet. Wenn Sie einen Blick an der neuen Aufregung der Pfosten nehmen, beachten Sie durch die Antwort, daß die beträchtliche Majorität der Leserschaft Slashdot jetzt fest glaubt:
1.) dort sein kein Geld in geöffnet Quelle 2.) geöffnet Quelle sein ein dotBomb Geschäft Modell 3.) eigen Software werden immer sein notwendig 4.) geöffnet Quell- Software sein gering Qualität 5.) Künstler benötigen zu sein veröffentlichen zu bilden irgendein Geld 6.) in General, copyright genehmigen sein erforderlich zu bilden Geld auf irgendein intellektuell Produkt.
Sie wissen, was dieses bedeutet? Es bedeutet, daß luftgetrockneter Ziegelstein / Microsoft / RIAA / whoever in ihren FUD-Kampagnen gegen eine Menge schwach-gekümmerte geeks erfolgreich gewesen sind. Krank. So was wird dort überlassen, um ausgenommen troll auf Slashdot zu tun? Nichts wirklich. Die Idioten, die den Einzelteilen in der oben genannten Liste glauben, sind trolls selbst. Wenn Sie nicht ' EM schlagen können, verbinden Macht außerdem ' EM. Ab sofort tue ich, nichts aber crap-überschwemme und troll Slashdot (ein anderes username von meiner Vorlage selbstverständlich verwendend - ich mag mein karma). Dank viel Sie Assholes. Weise ließ den Mann gewinnen.
Slashdot used to be a forum of intelligent conversation amongst people who could be reasoned with.
Yes, that's right. I do believe that all intelligence whatsoever has left Slashdot. There's no point in wasting time with these losers. If you'll take a look at the recent flurry of posts, you'll notice by the response that the vast majority of the Slashdot readership now firmly believes:
1.) There's no money in Open Source 2.) Open Source is a dotBomb business model 3.) Proprietary software will always be necessary 4.) Open Source software is poor quality 5.) Artists need to be published to make any money 6.) In general, copyright licensing is needed to make money on any intellectual product.
You know what this means? It means that Adobe / Microsoft / RIAA / whoever have been successful in their FUD campaigns against a lot of weak-minded geeks. Sick.
So, what is there left to do except troll on Slashdot? Nothing really. The idiots who believe the items in the above list are trolls themselves. If you can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em.
From now on, I will do nothing but crap-flood and troll Slashdot (using a different username from my original of course - I like my karma). Thanks a lot you assholes. Way to let The Man win.
Troll Library [slashdot.org] steigt in Turdartikel-Markt ein / Bücher - der Verkaufsschlager im Weihnachtsgeschäft Mit neuen Produkten will die Troll Library [slashdot.org] für die Kundschaft attraktiver werden. Nachdem im Weihnachtsgeschäft unter anderem auch Bücher und CDs verkauft wurden, sind in Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen nun auch Turd- und Papeterieartikel des täglichen Bedarfs zu haben. Ende Februar startet Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen und Verkauf einen entsprechenden Versuch. Mit dem Verkauf von Turdartikeln entspricht die Troll Library [slashdot.org] einem grossen Kundenwunsch.
Über 50 Prozent der Troll Library [slashdot.org] kundinnen und kunden begrüssen den Verkauf von Turd- und Papeterieartikeln in Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen. Das zeigt eine Umfrage bei rund 2200 Befragten in 40 Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen in der ganzen Schweiz. Deshalb startet der Geschäftsbereich Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen und Verkauf (PV) ab heute Montag einen Pilotversuch. Bis Mitte März werden insgesamt rund 120 Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen, darunter auch alle Troll Library [slashdot.org] Centers, mit einem breiten, abgerundeten Sortiment an Turdartikeln ausgerüstet. Angeboten werden Schreibwaren, Schreibgeräte, Ordner und Ablagesysteme sowie kleinere Turdgräte. Der Kundschaft stehen 146 Artikel zur Auswahl - vom Turdlocher über Malblöcke bis hin zum Schüleretui und Spiralnotizblock. Erfahrungen aus Weihnachtsgeschäft
Mit dem Einstieg in den Papeteriemarkt wird die im letzten Jahr vom Troll Library [slashdot.org] -Verwaltungsrat gutgeheissene Retail-Strategie konsequent umgesetzt. Gemäss dieser Strategie fördert PV gezielt den Verkauf von Drittprodukten. Ziel ist es, mit diesen Drittprodukten Einkommensausfälle bei den Troll Library [slashdot.org] produkten wettzumachen. So wurde im Basler Troll Library [slashdot.org] Center zum Beispiel eine Kaffe-Bar oder in der Zürcher SihlTroll Library [slashdot.org] ein Kiosk eingerichtet. Zudem wurden im letzten November und Dezember in zahlreichen Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen verschiedene neue Sortimente getestet, darunter Bücher, CDs, DVDs, Videos, Batterien und Schokoriegel. Die in diesem Weihnachts-Testlauf gemachten Erfahrungen sind positiv. Jean-Paul Savary, stellvertretender Leiter PV und Leiter Verkauf: Zwar liessen sich nicht alle Produkte gleich gut vermarkten, doch wir sind auf dem richtigen Weg. Das ist das das grosse Verdienst der Mitarbeiterinnen und Mitarbeiter! Vor allem Bücher erwiesen sich als Verkaufsrenner. Das Buch-Sortiment wird deshalb auf weitere Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen ausgedehnt. Hingegen blieben die CD-Verkäufe hinter den Erwartungen zurück. Savary: Insgesamt zeigt die Verkaufskurve nach oben. Aber selbstverständlich müssen wir noch zulegen. Auch organisatorisch können wir uns noch verbessern. Testlauf bis Ende Jahr
Diese Erfahrungen fliessen nun auch in den Versuch mit den Turd- und Papeterieartikeln ein. Die nun anlaufende Testphase ist bis Ende Jahr befristet. Verläuft der Versuch erfolgreich, wird das Turd-Sortiment etappenweise in weiteren Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen eingeführt. Als Ziel wird gemäss heutiger Planung anvisiert, in ein bis zwei Jahren in rund 1800 Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen Turd- und Papeterieartikel vertreiben zu können
Slashdot used to be a forum of intelligent conversation amongst people who could be reasoned with.
Yes, that's right. I do believe that all intelligence whatsoever has left Slashdot. There's no point in wasting time with these losers. If you'll take a look at the recent flurry of posts, you'll notice by the response that the vast majority of the Slashdot readership now firmly believes:
1.) There's no money in Open Source 2.) Open Source is a dotBomb business model 3.) Proprietary software will always be necessary 4.) Open Source software is poor quality 5.) Artists need to be published to make any money 6.) In general, copyright licensing is needed to make money on any intellectual product.
You know what this means? It means that Adobe / Microsoft / RIAA / whoever have been successful in their FUD campaigns against a lot of weak-minded geeks. Sick.
So, what is there left to do except troll on Slashdot? Nothing really. The idiots who believe the items in the above list are trolls themselves. If you can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em.
From now on, I will do nothing but crap-flood and troll Slashdot (using a different username from my original of course - I like my karma). Thanks a lot you assholes. Way to let The Man win.
Slashdot used to be a forum of intelligent conversation amongst people who could be reasoned with.
Yes, that's right. I do believe that all intelligence whatsoever has left Slashdot. There's no point in wasting time with these losers. If you'll take a look at the recent flurry of posts, you'll notice by the response that the vast majority of the Slashdot readership now firmly believes:
1.) There's no money in Open Source 2.) Open Source is a dotBomb business model 3.) Proprietary software will always be necessary 4.) Open Source software is poor quality 5.) Artists need to be published to make any money 6.) In general, copyright licensing is needed to make money on any intellectual product.
You know what this means? It means that Adobe / Microsoft / RIAA / whoever have been successful in their FUD campaigns against a lot of weak-minded geeks. Sick.
So, what is there left to do except troll on Slashdot? Nothing really. The idiots who believe the items in the above list are trolls themselves. If you can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em.
From now on, I will do nothing but crap-flood and troll Slashdot (using a different username from my original of course - I like my karma). Thanks a lot you assholes. Way to let The Man win.
Many have claimed to have utilized my fiancee's penis for a variety of sexual pleasures ranging from oral to anal sex. There have also been claims to Taco's repeated masturbation - several times a day - every day. However, these claims are not always correct. While Taco has engaged in a great deal of anal and oral sex - giving and receiving with men - he is now actually involved sexually with a female. That female, sadly, is me. This is the first CmdrTaco Penis Report that will describe his first encounter with heterosexual activity.
First, here's a chart of sexual encounters we've had. The columns are the date, where, and how long the "Cmdr" lasted.
It is quite amazing to note that CmdrTaco actually does acheive errection from observing the naked female form. Quite to my surprize, but sadly he was not incredibly aroused. He turned down oral sex (of course).
I will keep the/. community informed of his status as we approach our wedding date.
Many have claimed to have utilized my fiancee's penis for a variety of sexual pleasures ranging from oral to anal sex. There have also been claims to Taco's repeated masturbation - several times a day - every day. However, these claims are not always correct. While Taco has engaged in a great deal of anal and oral sex - giving and receiving with men - he is now actually involved sexually with a female. That female, sadly, is me. This is the first CmdrTaco Penis Report that will describe his first encounter with heterosexual activity.
First, here's a chart of sexual encounters we've had. The columns are the date, where, and how long the "Cmdr" lasted.
It is quite amazing to note that CmdrTaco actually does acheive errection from observing the naked female form. Quite to my surprize, but sadly he was not incredibly aroused. He turned down oral sex (of course).
I will keep the/. community informed of his status as we approach our wedding date.
the moderators aren't supposed to be up this late, goddamnit!!/. is supposed to be a realm of trolls in the middle of the night... it's our time to rule! fucking-ass! you know, cmdrtaco beats off more than ever now that we're getting maried. he beats and he beats and he beats... and i am sure he only thinks about hemos
I enjoy rolling his balls around while I run my lips up and down his throbbing member. Mmmm... CmdrTaco? Oh. Fuck him. He's just a faggot as fudge packer.
I don't love you Taco. I will never marry you! So long as there exists at least one other man on God's green earth! I'd have sex with the Goatsex man before I give my life to you!
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Rob got a little trashed before hand it seems. He couldn't repeat after the minister quite so well. Standing was also an issue, so he leaned against me and grabbed my breasts whenever he could. It was embarassing, but most people seemed to be used to that behavior.
I got to the church a little late because the cab driver was really good looking and I wanted to go for a spin before hand.
Luckily, the wedding was really long, because the honeymoon is going to be really short. Rob will probably not last much. Oh well, at least I've got cabbie.
If I had any advice for women out there, it'd be this... This whole experience has taught me one thing: don't bother dating geek guys. Find a nice strong jock with a big cock, becuase geeks just don't cut it. On top of that, Rob is pretty, uh, distant. Even pushing my boobs into his face, he can't leave his Pearl or something like that.
Oh well. I'll still have a chance to find a real man someday... I hope.
You're absolutely right. Malda has a tiny dick (and yes, he has herpes).
/. brings in. Otherwose, you're just a worthless fuck.
But the cabbie was great! That banging should last me a few years until I can divorse this geeky little fuck.
Malda, I only love you for the money
You moderators have better moderate this post up or CmdrTaco gets no sex for a whole year!
All those endless days and nights of playing Leisure Suit Larry have caused me to become a dejected, cold, nerdy, geek lover who fucks people called "CmdrTaco". I am such a fucking whorebag. Christ. What happened? Then that fucking loser Malda plays Quake III from noon to 3am... and then just jerks off to come anime tenticle rape. What the fuck?
Do not play video games!
FEAR THE POWER OF MY CLIT!!
Do as I say you skanks, or I will slut my way into editorial powers and BITCH SLAP YOU ALL!
At least BeOS was free, and didn't charge you $5 for every 1000 applications you wanted to open.
On the other hand, a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort appears to
correlate rather closely with an abstract underlying order. Comparing these exam
ples with their parasitic gap counterparts in (96) and (97), we see that most of
the methodological work in modern linguistics does not readily tolerate a descriptive fact. Of course, this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features is, apparently, determined by the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed grammar.
It must be emphasized, once again, that this selectionally introduced contextual
feature is necessary to impose an interpretation on the ultimate standard that
determines the accuracy of any proposed grammar. We will bring evidence in favor
of the following thesis: the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition is, apparent
ly, determined by the strong generative capacity of the theory. For any transformation which is sufficiently diversified in application to be of any interest, a
descriptively adequate grammar suffices to account for nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory.
A translation of Magna Carta as confirmed by Edward I with his seal in 1297
[Preamble] EDWARD by the grace of God, King of England, Lord of Ireland, and Duke of Guyan, to all Archbishops, Bishops, etc. We have seen the Great Charter of the Lord HENRY, sometimes King of England, our father, of the Liberties of England, in these words: Henry by the grace of God, King of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Normandy and Guyan, and Earl of Anjou, to all Archbishops, Bishops, Abbots, Priors, Earls, Barons, Sheriffs, Provosts, Officers, and to all Bailiffs and other our faithful Subjects , which shall see this present Charter, Greeting. Know ye that we, unto the honour of Almighty God, and for the salvation of the souls of our progenitors and successors, Kings of England, to the advancement of holy Church, and amendment of our Realm, of our meer and free will, have given and granted to all Archbishops, Bishops, Abbots, Priors, Earls, Barons, and to all freemen of this our realm, these liberties following, to be kept in our kingdom of England for ever.
[1] First, We have granted to God, and by this our present Charter have confirmed, for us and our Heirs for ever, That the Church of England shall be free, and shall have her whole rights and liberties inviolable. We have granted also, and given to all the freemen of our realm, for us and our Heirs for ever, these liberties underwritten, to have and to hold to them and their Heirs, of us and our Heirs for ever.
[2] If any of our Earls or Barons, or any other, which holdeth of Us in chief by Knights service, shall die and at the time of his death his heir be of full age, and oweth us Relief, he shall have his inheritance by the old Relief; that is to say, the heir or heirs of an Earl, for a whole Earldom, by one hundred pound; the heir or heirs of a Baron, for an whole Barony, by one hundred marks; the heir or heirs of a Knight, for one whole Knights fee, one hundred shillings at the most; and he that hath less, shall give less, according to the custom of the fees.
[3] But if the Heir of any such be within age, his Lord shall not have the ward of him, nor of his land, before that he hath taken him homage. And after that such an heir hath been in ward (when he is come of full age) that is to say, to the age of one and twenty years, he shall have his inheritance without Relief, and without Fine; so that if such an heir, being within age, be made Knight, yet nevertheless his land shall remain in the keeping of his Lord unto the term aforesaid.
[4] The keeper of the land of such an heir, being within age, shall not take of the lands of the heir, but reasonable issues, reasonable customs, and reasonable servics, and that without destruction and waste of his men and goods. And if we commit the custody of any such land to the Sheriff, or to any other, which is answerable unto us for the issues of the same land, and he make destruction or waste of those things that he hath in custody, we will take of him amends and recompence therefore, and the land shall be committed to two lawful and discreet men of that fee, which shall answer unto us for the issues of the same land, or unto him whom we will assign. And if we give or sell to any man the custody of any such land, and he therein do make destruction or waste, he shall lose the same custody; and it shall be assigned to two lawful and discreet men of that fee, which also in like manner shall be answerable to us, as afore is said.
[5] The keeper, so long as he hath the custody of the land of such an heir, shall keep up the houses, parks, warrens, ponds, mills, and other things pertaining to the same land, with the issues of the said land; and he shall deliver to the Heir, when he cometh to his full age, all his land stored with ploughs, and all other things, at the least as he received it. All these things shall be observed in the custodies of the Archbishopricks, Bishopricks, Abbeys, Priories, Churchs, and Dignities vacant, which appertain to us; except this, that such custody shall not be sold.
[6] Heirs shall be married without Disparagement.
[7] A Widow, after the death of her husband, incontinent, and without any Difficulty, shall have her marriage and her inheritance, and shall give nothing for her dower, her marriage, or her inheritance, which her husband and she held the day of the death of her husband, and she shall tarry in the chief house of her husband by forty days after the death of her husband, within which days her dower shall be assigned her (if it were not assigned her before) or that the house be a castle; and if she depart from the castle, then a competent house shall be forthwith provided for her, in the which she may honestly dwell, until her dower be to her assigned, as it is aforesaid; and she shall have in the meantime her reasonable estovers of the common; and for her do wer shall be assigned unto her the third part of all the lands of her husband, which were his during coverture, except she were endowed of less at the Church-door. No widow shall be distrained to marry herself: nevertheless she shall find surety, that she shall not marry without our licence and assent (if she hold of us) nor without the assent of the Lord, if she hold of another.
[8] We or our Bailiffs shall not seize any land or rent for any debt, as long as the present Goods and Chattels of the debtor do suffice to pay the debt, and the debtor himself be ready to satisfy therefore. Neither shall the pledges of the debtor be dist rained, as long as the principal debtor is sufficient for the payment of the debt. And if the principal debtor fail in the payment of the debt, having nothing wherewith to pay, or will not pay where he is able, the pledges shall answer for the debt. And if they will, they shall have the lands and rents of the debtor, until they be satished of that which they before paid for him, except that the debtor can show himself to be acquitted against the said sureties.
[9] The city of London shall have all the old liberties and customs, which it hath been used to have. Moreover we will and grant, that all other Cities, Boroughs, Towns, and the Barons of the Five Ports, and all other Ports, shall have all their liberties and free customs.
[10] No man shall be distrained to do more service for a Knights fee, nor any freehold, than therefore is due.
[11] Common Pleas shall not follow our Court, but shall be holden in some place certain.
[12] Assises of novel disseisin, and of Mortdancestor, shall not be taken but in the shires, and after this manner: If we be out of this Realm, our chief Justicer shall send our Justicers through every County once in the Year, which, with the Knights of the shires, shall take the said Assises in those counties; and those things that at the coming of our foresaid Justicers, being sent to take those Assises in the counties, cannot be determined, shall be ended by them in some other place in their circuit; and those things, which for difficulty of some articles cannot be determined by them, shall be referred to our Justicers of the Bench, and there shall be ended.
[13] Assises of Darrein Presentment shall be alway taken before our Justices of the Bench, and there shall be determined.
[14] A Freeman shall not be amerced for a small fault, but after the manner of the fault; and for a great fault after the greatness thereof, saving to him his contenement; and a Merchant likewise, saving to him his Merchandise; and any other's villain than ours shall be likewise amerced, saving his wainage, if he falls into our mercy. And none of the said amerciaments shall be assessed, but by the oath of honest and lawful men of the vicinage. Earls and Barons shall not be amerced but by their Peers, and after the manner of their offence. No man of the Church shall be amerced after the quantity of his spiritual Benefice, but after his Lay-tenement, and after the quantity of his offence.
[15] No Town or Freeman shall be distrained to make Bridges nor Banks, but such as of old time and of right have been accustomed to make them in the time of King Henry our Grandfather.
[16] No Banks shall be defended from henceforth, but such as were in defence in the time of King Henry our Grandfather, by the same places, and the same bounds, as they were wont to be in his time.
[17] No Sheriff, Constable, Escheator, Coroner, nor any other our Bailiffs, shall hold Pleas of our Crown.
[18] If any that holdeth of us Lay-fee do die, and our Sheriff or Bailiff do show our Letters Patents of our summon for Debt, which the dead man did owe to us; it shall be lawful to our Sheriff or Bailiff to attach or inroll all the goods and chattels of the dead, being found in the said fee, to the Value of the same Debt, by the sight and testimony of lawful men, so that nothing thereof shall be taken away, until we be clearly paid off the debt; and the residue shall remain to the Executors to perform the testament of the dead; and if nothing be owing unto us, all the chattels shall go to the use of the dead (saving to his wife and children their reasonable parts).
[19] No Constable, nor his Bailiff, shall take corn or other chattels of any man, if the man be not of the Town where the Castle is, but he shall forthwith pay for the same, unless that the will of the seller was to respite the payment; and if he be of the same Town, the price shall be paid unto him within forty days.
[20] No Constable shall distrain any Knight to give money for keeping of his Castle, if he himself will do it in his proper person, or cause it to be done by another sufficient man, if he may not do it himself for a reasonable cause. And if we lead or send him to an army, he shall be free from Castle-ward for the time that he shall be with us in fee in our host, for the which he hath done service in our wars.
[21] No Sheriff nor Bailiff of ours, or any other, shall take the Horses or Carts of any man to make carriage, except he pay the old price limited, that is to say, for carriage with two horse, x.d. a day; for three horse, xiv.d. a day. No demesne Cart of any Spiritual person or Knight, or any Lord, shall be taken by our Bailiffs; nor we, nor our Bailiffs, nor any other, shall take any man's wood for our Castles, or other our necessaries to be done, but by the licence of him whose wood it shall be.
[22] We will not hold the Lands of them that be convict of Felony but one year and one day, and then those Lands shall be delivered to the Lords of the fee.
[23] All Wears from henceforth shall be utterly put down by Thames and Medway, and through all England, but only by the Sea-coasts.
[24] The Writ that is called Praecipe in capite shall be from henceforth granted to no person of any freehold, whereby any freeman may lose his Court.
[25] One measure of Wine shall be through our Realm, and one measure of Ale, and one measure of Corn, that is to say, the Quarter of London; and one breadth of dyed Cloth, Russets, and Haberjects, that is to say, two Yards within the lists. And it shall be of Weights as it is of Measures.
[26] Nothing from henceforth shall be given for a Writ of Inquisition, nor taken of him that prayeth Inquisition of Life, or of Member, but it shall be granted freely, and not denied.
[27] If any do hold of us by Fee-ferm, or by Socage, or Burgage, and he holdeth Lands of another by Knights Service, we will not have the Custody of his Heir, nor of his Land, which is holden of the Fee of another, by reason of that Fee-ferm, Socage, or Burgage. Neither will we have the custody of such Fee-ferm, or Socage, or Burgage, except Knights Service be due unto us out of the same Fee-ferm. We will not have the custody of the Heir, or of any Land, by occasion of any Petit Serjeanty, that any man holdeth of us by Service to pay a Knife, an Arrow, or the like.
[28] No Bailiff from henceforth shall put any man to his open Law, nor to an Oath, upon his own bare saying, without faithful Witnesses brought in for the same.
[29] No Freeman shall be taken, or imprisoned, or be disseised of his Freehold, or Liberties, or free Customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any otherwise destroyed; nor will we pass upon him, nor condemn him, but by lawful Judgment of his Peers, or by the Law of the Land. We will sell to no man, we will not deny or defer to any man either Justice or Right.
[30] All Merchants (if they were not openly prohibited before) shall have their safe and sure Conduct to depart out of England, to come into England, to tarry in, and go through England, as well by Land as by Water, to buy and sell without any manner of evil Tolts, by the old and rightful Customs, except in Time of War. And if they be of a land making War against us, and such be found in our Realm at the beginning of the Wars, they shall be attached without harm of body or goods, until it be known unto us , or our Chief Justice, how our Merchants be intreated there in the land making War against us; and if our Merchants be well intreated there, theirs shall be likewise with us.
[31] If any man hold of any Eschete, as of the honour of Wallingford, Nottingham, Boloin, or of any other Eschetes which be in our hands, and are Baronies, and die, his Heir shall give none other Relief, nor do none other Service to us, than he should to the Baron, if it were in the Baron's hand. And we in the same wise shall hold it as the Baron held it; neither shall we have, by occasion of any such Barony or Eschete, any Eschete or keeping of any of our men, unless he that held the Barony or Eschete hold of us in chief.
[32] No Freeman from henceforth shall give or sell any more of his Land, but so that of the residue of the Lands the Lord of the Fee may have the Service due to him, which belongeth to the Fee.
[33] All Patrons of Abbies, which have the King's Charters of England of Advowson, or have old Tenure or Possession in the same, shall have the Custody of them when they fall void, as it hath been accustomed, and as it is afore declared.
[34] No Man shall be taken or imprisoned upon the Appeal of a Woman for the Death of any other, than of her husband.
[35] No County Court from henceforth shall be holden, but from Month to Month; and where greater time hath been used, there shall be greater: Nor any Sheriff, or his Bailiff, shall keep his Turn in the Hundred but twice in the Year; and nowhere but in due place, and accustomed; that is to say, once after Easter, and again after the Feast of St. Michael. And the View of Frankpledge shall be likewise at the Feast of St. Michael without occasion; so that every man may have his Liberties which he had, or used to have, in the time of King HENRY our Grandfather, or which he hath purchased since: but the View of Frankpledge shall be so done, that our Peace may be kept; and that the Tything be wholly kept as it hath been accustomed; and that the Sheriff seek no Occasions, and that he be content with so much as the Sheriff was wont to have for his Viewmaking in the time of King HENRY our Grandfather.
[36] It shall not be lawful from henceforth to any to give his Lands to any Religious House, and to take the same Land again to hold of the same House. Nor shall it be lawful to any House of Religion to take the Lands of any, and to lease the same to him of whom he received it. If any from henceforth give his Lands to any Religious House, and thereupon be convict, the Gift shall be utterly void, and the Land shall accrue to the Lord of the Fee.
[37] Escuage from henceforth shall be taken like as it was wont to be in the time of King HENRY our Grandfather; reserving to all Archbishops, Bishops, Abbots, Priors, Templers, Hospitallers, Earls, Barons, and all persons, as well Spiritual as Temporal, all their free liberties and free Customs, which they have had in time passed. And all these Customs and Liberties aforesaid, which we have granted to be holden within this our Realm, as much as appertaineth to us and our Heirs, we shall observe; and all Men of this our Realm, as well Spiritual as Temporal (as much as in them is) shall observe the same against all persons in like wise. And for this our Gift and Grant of these Liberties, and of other contained in our Charter of Liberties of our Forest, the Archbishops, Bishops, Abbots, Priors, Earls, Barons, Knights, Freeholders, and other our Subjects, have given unto us the Fifteenth Part of all their Moveables. And we have granted unto them for us and our Heirs, that neither we, nor our Heirs shall proc ure or do anything whereby the Liberties in this Charter contained shall be infringed or broken; and if anything be procured by any person contrary to the premisses, it shall be had of no force nor effect. These being Witnesses; Lord B. Archbishop of Cant erbury, E. Bishop of London, J. Bishop of Bathe, P. of Winchester, H. of Lincoln, R. of Salisbury, W. of Rochester, W. of Worester, J. of Ely, H. of Hereford, R. of Chichester, W. of Exeter, Bishops; the Abbot of St. Edmunds, the Abbot of St. Albans, the Abbot of Bello, the Abbot of St. Augustines in Canterbury, the Abbot of Evesham, the Abbot of Westminster, the Abbot of Bourgh St. Peter, the Abbot of Reading, the Abbot of Abindon, the Abbot of Malmsbury, the Abbot of Winchcomb, the Abbot of Hyde, the Abbot of Certefey, the Abbot of Sherburn, the Abbot of Cerne, the Abbot of Abbotebir, the Abbot of Middleton, the Abbot of Seleby, the Abbot of Cirencester; H. de Burgh Justice, H. Earl of Chester and Lincoln, W. Earl of Salisbury, W. Earl of Warren, G. de Clare Earl of Gloucester and Hereford, W. de Ferrars Earl of Derby, W. de Mandeville Earl of Essex, H. de Bygod Earl of Norfolk, W. Earl of Albermarle, H. Earl of Hereford, J. Constable of Chester, R. de Ros, R. Fitzwalter, R. de Vyponte, W. de Bruer, R. de Muntefichet, P. Fitzherbert, W. de Aubenie, F. Grefly, F. de Breus, J. de Monemue, J. Fitzallen, H. de Mortimer, W. de Beauchamp, W. de St. John, P. de Mauly, Brian de Lisle, Thomas de Multon, R. de Argenteyn, G. de Nevil, W. de Mauduit, J. de Balun, and others.
We, ratifying and approving these Gifts and Grants aforesaid, confirm and make strong all the same for us and our Heirs perpetually, and, by the Tenour of these Presents, do renew the same; willing and granting for us and our Heirs, that this Charter, and all and singular his Articles, for ever shall be stedfastly, firmly, and inviolably observed; although some Articles in the same Charter contained, yet hitherto peradventure have not been kept, we will, and by Authority Royal command, from henceforth firmly they be observed. In witness whereof we have caused these our Letters Patents to be made. T. EDWARD our Son at Westminster, the Twenty-eighth Day of March, in the Twenty-eighth Year of our Reign.
Im Kongreß Juli 4, 1776.
Fuck you bitch!
I HAVE ULTIMATE TROLL POWER!!
Slashdot verwendete, ein Forum des intelligenten Gespräches unter Leuten zu sein, denen gefolgert werden könnte mit. Ja hat das Recht. Ich glaube, daß alle Intelligenz whatsoever linkes Slashdot hat. Es gibt keinen Punkt, wenn man Zeit mit diesen Verlierern vergeudet. Wenn Sie einen Blick an der neuen Aufregung der Pfosten nehmen, beachten Sie durch die Antwort, daß die beträchtliche Majorität der Leserschaft Slashdot jetzt fest glaubt:
1.) dort sein kein Geld in geöffnet Quelle
2.) geöffnet Quelle sein ein dotBomb Geschäft Modell
3.) eigen Software werden immer sein notwendig
4.) geöffnet Quell- Software sein gering Qualität
5.) Künstler benötigen zu sein veröffentlichen zu bilden irgendein Geld
6.) in General, copyright genehmigen sein erforderlich zu bilden Geld auf irgendein intellektuell Produkt.
Sie wissen, was dieses bedeutet? Es bedeutet, daß luftgetrockneter Ziegelstein / Microsoft / RIAA / whoever in ihren FUD-Kampagnen gegen eine Menge schwach-gekümmerte geeks erfolgreich gewesen sind. Krank. So was wird dort überlassen, um ausgenommen troll auf Slashdot zu tun? Nichts wirklich. Die Idioten, die den Einzelteilen in der oben genannten Liste glauben, sind trolls selbst. Wenn Sie nicht ' EM schlagen können, verbinden Macht außerdem ' EM. Ab sofort tue ich, nichts aber crap-überschwemme und troll Slashdot (ein anderes username von meiner Vorlage selbstverständlich verwendend - ich mag mein karma). Dank viel Sie Assholes. Weise ließ den Mann gewinnen.
Slashdot used to be a forum of intelligent conversation amongst people who could be reasoned with.
Yes, that's right. I do believe that all intelligence whatsoever has left Slashdot. There's no point in wasting time with these losers. If you'll take a look at the recent flurry of posts, you'll notice by the response that the vast majority of the Slashdot readership now firmly believes:
1.) There's no money in Open Source
2.) Open Source is a dotBomb business model
3.) Proprietary software will always be necessary
4.) Open Source software is poor quality
5.) Artists need to be published to make any money
6.) In general, copyright licensing is needed to make money on any intellectual product.
You know what this means? It means that Adobe / Microsoft / RIAA / whoever have been successful in their FUD campaigns against a lot of weak-minded geeks. Sick.
So, what is there left to do except troll on Slashdot? Nothing really. The idiots who believe the items in the above list are trolls themselves. If you can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em.
From now on, I will do nothing but crap-flood and troll Slashdot (using a different username from my original of course - I like my karma). Thanks a lot you assholes. Way to let The Man win.
Über 50 Prozent der Troll Library [slashdot.org] kundinnen und kunden begrüssen den Verkauf von Turd- und Papeterieartikeln in Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen. Das zeigt eine Umfrage bei rund 2200 Befragten in 40 Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen in der ganzen Schweiz. Deshalb startet der Geschäftsbereich Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen und Verkauf (PV) ab heute Montag einen Pilotversuch. Bis Mitte März werden insgesamt rund 120 Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen, darunter auch alle Troll Library [slashdot.org] Centers, mit einem breiten, abgerundeten Sortiment an Turdartikeln ausgerüstet. Angeboten werden Schreibwaren, Schreibgeräte, Ordner und Ablagesysteme sowie kleinere Turdgräte. Der Kundschaft stehen 146 Artikel zur Auswahl - vom Turdlocher über Malblöcke bis hin zum Schüleretui und Spiralnotizblock.
Erfahrungen aus Weihnachtsgeschäft
Mit dem Einstieg in den Papeteriemarkt wird die im letzten Jahr vom Troll Library [slashdot.org] -Verwaltungsrat gutgeheissene Retail-Strategie konsequent umgesetzt. Gemäss dieser Strategie fördert PV gezielt den Verkauf von Drittprodukten. Ziel ist es, mit diesen Drittprodukten Einkommensausfälle bei den Troll Library [slashdot.org] produkten wettzumachen. So wurde im Basler Troll Library [slashdot.org] Center zum Beispiel eine Kaffe-Bar oder in der Zürcher SihlTroll Library [slashdot.org] ein Kiosk eingerichtet. Zudem wurden im letzten November und Dezember in zahlreichen Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen verschiedene neue Sortimente getestet, darunter Bücher, CDs, DVDs, Videos, Batterien und Schokoriegel. Die in diesem Weihnachts-Testlauf gemachten Erfahrungen sind positiv. Jean-Paul Savary, stellvertretender Leiter PV und Leiter Verkauf: Zwar liessen sich nicht alle Produkte gleich gut vermarkten, doch wir sind auf dem richtigen Weg. Das ist das das grosse Verdienst der Mitarbeiterinnen und Mitarbeiter! Vor allem Bücher erwiesen sich als Verkaufsrenner. Das Buch-Sortiment wird deshalb auf weitere Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen ausgedehnt. Hingegen blieben die CD-Verkäufe hinter den Erwartungen zurück. Savary: Insgesamt zeigt die Verkaufskurve nach oben. Aber selbstverständlich müssen wir noch zulegen. Auch organisatorisch können wir uns noch verbessern.
Testlauf bis Ende Jahr
Diese Erfahrungen fliessen nun auch in den Versuch mit den Turd- und Papeterieartikeln ein. Die nun anlaufende Testphase ist bis Ende Jahr befristet. Verläuft der Versuch erfolgreich, wird das Turd-Sortiment etappenweise in weiteren Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen eingeführt. Als Ziel wird gemäss heutiger Planung anvisiert, in ein bis zwei Jahren in rund 1800 Troll Library [slashdot.org] stellen Turd- und Papeterieartikel vertreiben zu können
Slashdot used to be a forum of intelligent conversation amongst people who could be reasoned with.
Yes, that's right. I do believe that all intelligence whatsoever has left Slashdot. There's no point in wasting time with these losers. If you'll take a look at the recent flurry of posts, you'll notice by the response that the vast majority of the Slashdot readership now firmly believes:
1.) There's no money in Open Source
2.) Open Source is a dotBomb business model
3.) Proprietary software will always be necessary
4.) Open Source software is poor quality
5.) Artists need to be published to make any money
6.) In general, copyright licensing is needed to make money on any intellectual product.
You know what this means? It means that Adobe / Microsoft / RIAA / whoever have been successful in their FUD campaigns against a lot of weak-minded geeks. Sick.
So, what is there left to do except troll on Slashdot? Nothing really. The idiots who believe the items in the above list are trolls themselves. If you can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em.
From now on, I will do nothing but crap-flood and troll Slashdot (using a different username from my original of course - I like my karma). Thanks a lot you assholes. Way to let The Man win.
Slashdot used to be a forum of intelligent conversation amongst people who could be reasoned with.
Yes, that's right. I do believe that all intelligence whatsoever has left Slashdot. There's no point in wasting time with these losers. If you'll take a look at the recent flurry of posts, you'll notice by the response that the vast majority of the Slashdot readership now firmly believes:
1.) There's no money in Open Source
2.) Open Source is a dotBomb business model
3.) Proprietary software will always be necessary
4.) Open Source software is poor quality
5.) Artists need to be published to make any money
6.) In general, copyright licensing is needed to make money on any intellectual product.
You know what this means? It means that Adobe / Microsoft / RIAA / whoever have been successful in their FUD campaigns against a lot of weak-minded geeks. Sick.
So, what is there left to do except troll on Slashdot? Nothing really. The idiots who believe the items in the above list are trolls themselves. If you can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em.
From now on, I will do nothing but crap-flood and troll Slashdot (using a different username from my original of course - I like my karma). Thanks a lot you assholes. Way to let The Man win.
Many have claimed to have utilized my fiancee's penis for a variety of sexual pleasures ranging from oral to anal sex. There have also been claims to Taco's repeated masturbation - several times a day - every day. However, these claims are not always correct. While Taco has engaged in a great deal of anal and oral sex - giving and receiving with men - he is now actually involved sexually with a female. That female, sadly, is me. This is the first CmdrTaco Penis Report that will describe his first encounter with heterosexual activity.
/. community informed of his status as we approach our wedding date.
First, here's a chart of sexual encounters we've had. The columns are the date, where, and how long the "Cmdr" lasted.
When | Where | Seconds of Penetration
02/23 | Computer Chair | n/a (masturbated)
02/24 | Computer Chair | -12 (premature)
02/25 | Server Room | -10 (premature)
02/26 | Computer Chair | -5 (premature)
02/27 | Kitchen Floor | 0 (almost there!)
02/28 | Bedroom | n/a (masturbated)
It is quite amazing to note that CmdrTaco actually does acheive errection from observing the naked female form. Quite to my surprize, but sadly he was not incredibly aroused. He turned down oral sex (of course).
I will keep the
Many have claimed to have utilized my fiancee's penis for a variety of sexual pleasures ranging from oral to anal sex. There have also been claims to Taco's repeated masturbation - several times a day - every day. However, these claims are not always correct. While Taco has engaged in a great deal of anal and oral sex - giving and receiving with men - he is now actually involved sexually with a female. That female, sadly, is me. This is the first CmdrTaco Penis Report that will describe his first encounter with heterosexual activity.
/. community informed of his status as we approach our wedding date.
First, here's a chart of sexual encounters we've had. The columns are the date, where, and how long the "Cmdr" lasted.
When | Where | Seconds of Penetration
02/23 | Computer Chair | n/a (masturbated)
02/24 | Computer Chair | -12 (premature)
02/25 | Server Room | -10 (premature)
02/26 | Computer Chair | -5 (premature)
02/27 | Kitchen Floor | 0 (almost there!)
02/28 | Bedroom | n/a (masturbated)
It is quite amazing to note that CmdrTaco actually does acheive errection from observing the naked female form. Quite to my surprize, but sadly he was not incredibly aroused. He turned down oral sex (of course).
I will keep the
the moderators aren't supposed to be up this late, goddamnit!! /. is supposed to be a realm of trolls in the middle of the night... it's our time to rule! fucking-ass! you know, cmdrtaco beats off more than ever now that we're getting maried. he beats and he beats and he beats... and i am sure he only thinks about hemos
i will not suck YOUR cock because it's got shit all over it clean up your act or the great Kathleen Fent will never suck on your knob!!
yes splooge a nice big wad of your steaming cum into my mouth! a nice big wad of hot grits wouldn't hurt either
would you sir, please do me a favor and stick your "point" into my "black hole?" I'd really enjoy it. ;)
I enjoy rolling his balls around while I run my lips up and down his throbbing member. Mmmm... CmdrTaco? Oh. Fuck him. He's just a faggot as fudge packer.
your motha-fuckin' mouth
yeah.. put it in yo mouth
I don't love you Taco. I will never marry you! So long as there exists at least one other man on God's green earth! I'd have sex with the Goatsex man before I give my life to you!