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  1. Karma Hit Time on Ximian GNOME and "Low-End" Systems · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hi everyone! I'm a /. fanatic!

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    monolinux :: 'Nuff said.

  2. Re:$25 an e-mail?!? I'm rich! on Beating the Spam Merchants · · Score: 1

    I don't care about the money, I just want naturally bigger breasts.
    monolinux

  3. Wow on Beating the Spam Merchants · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I e-mailed back, saying 'Take me off your subscription list. I don't want this.' " And then Harold put a little bite in his request. "I wrote, 'I will charge you $25 per message as a reading fee,' " for every subsequent e-mail.

    Harold says the fee was not just a threat; it was a reasonable charge for time and equipment. "I have to download the message, to find out it's junk and delete it. If you're using my download time, you are in effect using my services. During that time I can't use my computer, which is essential in my business."


    OK, so apparently this dude thinks he's worth:
    ($25.00 / 2 seconds to download and identify a message) * (60 seconds / 1 minute) * (60 minutes / 1 hour) = $45,000.00 / hour.

    Hell, I'll even subtract $1.00 (I'm rounding up mind you) for bandwidth and computing costs to handle the huge 2KB spams.

    So, he thinks he's valued at $44,999.00 / hour. Much better.

    Must be a really smart guy ;-)

    m o n o l i n u x :: Worth Every Red Cent!

  4. KDE on Beginning Project Documentation? · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know that the KDE team uses DocBook,
    for which there's a great guide (crash course)
    that they encourage their writers to use.

    m o n o l i n u x :: All Day Long. All Day Strong.

  5. Re:for the love of god people! on Shuttle SS50 Mini-system · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We are working on useful projects while at the same time supporting good causes.

    How much will your pile of money matter when you're dead; when the Earth ceases to exist; when your impulses and consumerism are rendered irrelevant?

    All that will matter in the end, in the entire scheme of things, is how generous, thoughtful, and compassionate you were to others on this very Earth while you happened to exist here for a mere century or so. Wasting your time trolling in your suit while "working" the typical eight hour day is lending nothing to the human race. In fact, we'd all be better off if selfish, capitalistic pigs like yourself were never born in the first place.

    You just better hope that an asteroid doesn't kill us all before you realize the faults of your current existence and fix them before it's too late.

    I feel sorry for you in your current state, but I honestly hope that you'll change for the better.

  6. See?! on Stealth Asteroid Misses Earth · · Score: 1

    Yet another reason to implement a multi-trillion dollar Star Wars Automated Missile Defense system. It's so easy to program that I'm sure we could have it shooting down nuclear weapons and asteroids SIMULTANEOUSLY!

    m o n o l i n u x :: PDFs Rule!

  7. Meteorites DO Screw Stuff Up on Stealth Asteroid Misses Earth · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...as is apparent at this site. The page includes a large table of data with a listing of meteorites that have hit man-made objects (or people/animals).

    PostScript, PDFs, Printing, Oh My!

  8. A great comment on Microsoft Kicks Playstation2 out of CeBit. · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I read a comment on the page of the article that was insightful and I felt I should share it. The individual who wrote it is clearly not the most well-written guy in the world, but I think you get his point.

    The sand-kicking six year olds at it again. And, don't give me any of that "rules are rules" crap, cuz that don't fly when you are talking about the convicted monopolist turned snitch. I can just see the tattle-tail doing trying to imitate the fake teary eyed look of Ballmer during his latest deposition. What do they teach first at the Redmond campus, foot-stomping or lying???

    Sure, we do participate in a lot of Microsoft bashing here at Slashdot -- I'll admit that. But for Christ's sake, they deserve it.

    Linux -- Because You're Too Good For Those Other Crappy Kernels.

  9. Re:wow on Mandrake, SuSE Ready New Releases · · Score: 1, Redundant

    It should be noted that monolinux reported this story hours before pclinuxonline did. Gee, I wonder where they got it from?

    http://monolinux.com/modules/news/article.php?stor yid=40

  10. How to pick a good password on Crappy Passwords Very Common · · Score: 4, Informative

    The best way to think of a password is to conjure up a phrase that's random, but easy to memorize. Then, just use the first letter of each word as your password.

    For example, if you're told to pick a password with at least six characters, you could randomly come up with: Dubya Doesn't Know A Goddamn Thing

    Then, you'll have a good, random password (ddkagt) and you'll remember it, too.

    If there are other restrictions (you need numbers, mix of upper/lower cases), just adjust your random phrase to coincide.

    m o n o l i n u x :: Imagine There's No Windows(tm). It's Easy If You Try.

  11. Jesus Christmas... on Gravestones Advertising Video Games? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jesus Christmas!

    Why not just embed a fscking LCD screen into the cement tombstone along with a small camera to identify the age/sex of cemetary visitors? I mean, if you'll go low enough to engrave on the damn things, you might as well go one step further and dynamically change your ads to target specific individuals (i.e. 8-year old girl -- show an ad for the latest Mario game; 15-year old boy -- show an ad for the latest shoot-em-up game; etc...).

    m o n o l i n u x :: The Few, The Proud, The Linux Hackers.

  12. For some reason... on Gravestones Advertising Video Games? · · Score: 0

    This seems amazingly appropriate right now after just reading that disgusting article (the article itself isn't disgusting, but Acclaim's advertising intentions are):

    I've been targeted right out of the market.

    I've had it. I can't take any more advertising. Television, radio, magazines, billboards, even the Internet for Christ's sake. Everywhere. Why do they keep targeting me? I never did anything to them. I don't even buy anything! They're wasting their time! Fast food makes me feel like shit, soft drinks make me dizzy, candy is disgusting, chips make my stomach hurt, I don't smoke, and any band that has ever been advertised anywhere sucks unequivocally. I eat tortillas and vegetables, I drink tap water. I ride my $40 bike for entertainment. I buy a new pair of Dickies at the army navy store every year and I get all my other clothes at Costco in 3-packs. My car works fine, I use my Internet connection for long distance, I've had the same boots for three years and re-sole them when they wear out. As far as booze goes, well, as long as it's wet...


    Read the rest here.

    m o n o l i n u x :: Welcome To The Revolution.

  13. Re:No Biggie... on FCC Petitioned to Restrict 2.4GHz Band · · Score: 1
  14. No Biggie... on FCC Petitioned to Restrict 2.4GHz Band · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This isn't that big of a deal.

    "Besides being limited in size by FCC regulations, the 2.4-GHz band in which 802.11b products operate is becoming overcrowded. This is the same band that the long-awaited Bluetooth products, microwave ovens, some wireless speakers, and the latest wireless telephone handsets call home. Today's products already eke out all the performance they can within the band's regulatory structure, leaving very little bandwidth to accommodate next-generation needs such as video broadcasts and voice channels.

    The most likely place for wireless expansion is the 5-GHz band. Its comparatively wide- open space could provide increased speed and better control over the quality of transmissions. Plans are afoot on both sides of the Atlantic to devise a suitable protocol for the 5-GHz band. Not surprisingly, the U.S. and Europe are pursuing two different and non-interoperable 5-GHz protocols."

    Read the rest here.

    m o n o l i n u x :: The Critically Acclaimed New Linux Site. Ads Not Included.

  15. BitKeeper on Tips on Managing Concurrent Development? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://bitkeeper.com/Products.BitKeeper.html

    If it's good enough for Linus & friends, it's good enough for me ;-)

    MONOLINUX.com :: All Linux. No ads.

  16. Re:GNU superfriends? on GNU-Friends Interviews · · Score: 2

    GNU people never give up with your open-source GNUmor, do you?

    monolinux.com :: Five Years Later Than Taco. Five Times Better Than /.

  17. Re:Slashdot has something they don't have on Computers Summarize the News · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What are you talking about? It's well-known that the comments aren't worth shit according to the people who run this site.

    (Go ahead, fanboys, mod me down. You know it's true.)

    m o n o l i n u x :: If You Don't Click Here, The Terrorists Have Already Won

  18. Hack The RR! on Hardware Review: Rio Receiver · · Score: 0, Redundant

    - Hacking The Rio Receiver
    - Setting up a Linux machine as a server for the RR
    - Code for the Rio Receiver to exercise LCD, IR remote, audio, and a GPL MP3 player
    - There are a few other sections on the above website as well; anyone with a RR or considering purchasing one should check it out.

    MONOLINUX :: Join Today To Get A UID < 100!

  19. Re:Windows Testing? on Hardware Review: Rio Receiver · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why should the Slashdot crew "fix" the page-widening problem?

    The only people who read at -1 are trolls. Should the editors care if the Windows trolls and their Internet Explorer XP browsers don't render HTML correctly? Hell no. We don't want you wasting Slashdot's bandwidth and resources anymore than you trolls like Linux.

    MONOLINUX :: I Eat Trolls For Breakfast.

  20. /me is sad on NaN Closes Shop, The End of Blender? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Effective today, all technology development and website activities around Blender will be frozen.

    Are you implying that the classic Rob Malda films "Duckpins" and "Hamster Havoc" will be the last we see from this budding star in the animation business?

    Surely you jest!

    MONOLINUX :: Get Your GNU On

  21. Huh? on Hawaii Wi-Fi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    wyldchild37 writes "Through all the hype about 802.11b, I haven't seen too many real applications being talked about."

    Huh? Yeah, no one's talking about using wireless because EVERYONE'S ALREADY USING IT. Christ, there's an article from 2000 that talks about how popular wireless on college campuses was getting two years ago. These days, it's almost the norm. There've been numerous articles posted to Slashdot about particular colleges using wireless and loving it.

    Aside from 802.11b on college campuses, there are plenty of other applications. I hope I don't sound like I'm scolding you or something, it's just that you seem to be a bit out of the loop, which is fine :-)

    MONOLINUX :: The Safe-Haven For Linux Power Users

  22. Re:sendmail 8.8.8? on Mapping The CIA Nonclassified Network · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, they're using Solaris 2.5.1, which initially came with SMI-8.6.

    They have upgraded since that original version, however.

    The latest Sendmail version for Solaris 2.5.1 was 8.8.8 plus a Sun patch, so hopefully they got rid of any and all potential problems.

    MONOLINUX :: Imagine There's No Windows. It's Easy If You Try.

  23. No offense, Rob, but.. on The Incredible Shrinking Motherboard · · Score: 3, Funny

    No offense, Rob, but I don't want a "volatile, highly flammable liquid, C2H5OC2H5, derived from the distillation of ethyl alcohol with sulfuric acid and used as a reagent and solvent" on MY motherboard ;-)

    MONOLINUX :: We Prefer Having The Right To Manage Our Own Freakin' Media Files, Thank You

  24. Don't Manually Whack! on Google Juice · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's no need to manually Google Whack anymore.

    Check out this project on Freshmeat: http://freshmeat.net/projects/googlewhacker/

    MONOLINUX :: Imagine There's No Windows. It's Easy If You Try.

  25. The answer's up in the sky on Server Naming Conventions? · · Score: 2

    Stars (constellations, too)!

    You could sort all of your company's machines into multiple bins based on which room they're in. Then, let's say you have two main rooms of machines -- one room will have machines with star or constellation names starting with A-K, the other, L-Z.

    Here's a helpful listing: http://www.ras.ucalgary.ca/~gibson/starnames/starn ames.html

    So, you would know automatically which room to head to if someone called for help saying that "Orion" just crashed :-)

    MONOLINUX :: Imagine There's No Windows. It's Easy If You Try.