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  1. This Article is a Winner! on Comcast in Court, AT&T Gets Greedy · · Score: -1

    Congrats trolls! This is today's official troll article of the day. Please concentrate on making fun of lunix and slashdot's janitors here.

    FP, (Clit)

  2. Oh yeah! on Farscape & Stargate SG-1 New Seasons Tonight · · Score: -1

    Score another victory for the CLIT.

  3. For the CLIT on BPDG Not Much Of A Threat? · · Score: -1

    I claim thee, fp.

  4. WARNING: DON'T READ PARENT on Taiwan to Start National Push For Free Software · · Score: -1

    WARNING: First Post does NOT have links to nasty pictures!

    Mod parent down (-1)

    Mod this up (+5)

  5. Re:i am the first poster on Sanyo Solar Ark and Giant LED Display · · Score: -1

    Forgot to claim it, so I get to claim it.

    Another logged in first post for the CLIT!

    Dedicated in part to:
    Recipe Troll
    Trollaxor

  6. Re:attn on Linux Kernel 2.5.19 Released · · Score: -1

    Just like the slashdot janitors here, I love to have homo anal gay sex. Currently me and Homos are doing each other Goatse style at Taco's, so meet me there.

    Its kind of hard to find the house. Because the sum of all shares for VA Linux couldn't buy a Burger King Shaq Paq, Taco is currently renting the bathroom on highway 9. Looking forward to your cock.

    Remember June is Gay Linux Pride Month!
    Purple Penguin Power!

  7. WARNING: DO NOT DOWNLOAD on Linux Kernel 2.5.19 Released · · Score: -1

    Symantec just announced a new virus that destroys your windows machine called Lenux. Not only does it remove the very intuitive and fast GUI microsoft is famous for, but replaces quality programs like Internet Explorer with Mozilla (Chinese Hacking Tool).

    The FBI said keep a lookout for the creator of this virus named Cowboy Kneal. Due to his tremendous weight, he's easy to spot. Be on the lookout if your within 20 miles of any Dairy Queen within North America, so hopefully we can bring this criminal to justice.

  8. Re:Just think of it this way on Review of Linux Gaming Using WineX 2.0 · · Score: -1

    >> it works quite well with both Tux Racer and GLTron (never tried much more).

    Thank you for making the first gaming argument sadder than a Mac user's.

  9. Re:First Post on Australian Spammer Sues Back · · Score: -1

    The CLIT is indeed strong. Well done L0rdkariya. I thought I had it, but shitty slash code got me.

  10. First Post! on Australian Spammer Sues Back · · Score: -1

    Dedicated to Trollaxor, Recipe Troll, and all the other worthwhile posters on this dirty site.

  11. Re:First Post on New GNU Hurd Kernel Released · · Score: -1

    Way to go man. I didn't think you were going to pull it off too, but it seems your clutch when it matters.

    Although you didn't dedicate the first, at least you made fun of Slashdot and dirty GNU hippies.

    I am TEH fat kitty!

  12. Re:There are some things money can't buy... on Core Lego Mindstorms Programming · · Score: -1

    dude you should of posted that in your logged in account, i would've modded that up to:
    +negative infinity - NOT FUNNY.

  13. oh yeah on Second-Gen DDR SDRAM On The Horizon · · Score: -1

    I hax0red some of this ram, and I must say its fast! Not fast enough to get first post over the good trolls here though (you guys rock) :(

    Quite possibly the largest speed increase i've had since i installed Microsoft's amazing .NET technology!

    Vroooooom....................

  14. You know it! on Trouble Ahead for Java · · Score: -1

    Microsoft is Evil.
    Mod me up! (+5)

  15. Journalists on The Perfect Email Client? · · Score: -1

    What don't they know?

  16. Another First Post on Should Open Source Software Expire? · · Score: -1

    Claimed for the good people at fark.com.

  17. You know it... on What Should Microsoft's Open Source Strategy Be? · · Score: -1

    Microsoft is evil, mod me up!

  18. Robotroll BANNED. on Weirdest Case Mod You've Ever Seen · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just heard the sad news on CBC radio. Web Entrepreneur/ C#.NET Script Robotroll was found banned in its home this morning. Even if you never liked its work, you can appreciate what it did for script kiddies. Truly a Canadian icon.
    Trolly will be missed :(

    Show me That Smile (The Growing Pains Theme Song):
    Show me that smile again.
    Ooh show me that smile.
    Don't waste another minute on your crying.
    We're nowhere near the end.
    We're nowhere near.
    The best is ready to begin.

    As long as we got each other
    We got the world
    Sitting right in our hands.
    Baby rain or shine;
    All the time.
    We got each other
    Sharing the laughter and love.

  19. First Post! on MPAA Finds First Actual DVD Copiers in U.S. · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Another fine frosty posty brought to you by the people at fark.com!

  20. First Post on Hubble Upgraded; NASA's Future Not So Bright · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh yeah!

  21. This logged in first post on XS4ALL Wins Anti-Spam Suit · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is for Rackrent on Fark! I am teh fat kitty!

  22. Tubcat DEAD. on Fix the Bugs, Secure the System · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just heard the sad news on CBC radio. Web Entrepreneur/pioneer Tubcat was found dead in its home this morning. Even if you never liked its work, you can appreciate what it did for fat kitties. Truly a Canadian icon.
    Tubby will be missed :(

    Show me That Smile (The Growing Pains Theme Song):
    Show me that smile again.
    Ooh show me that smile.
    Don't waste another minute on your crying.
    We're nowhere near the end.
    We're nowhere near.
    The best is ready to begin.

    As long as we got each other
    We got the world
    Sitting right in our hands.
    Baby rain or shine;
    All the time.
    We got each other
    Sharing the laughter and love.