Mr. K1ng,
Please try to keep your posts on-topic. I believe the current discussion is "Ask Slashdot - How can I get the most out of my hot grits ?" Thank you.
Yep, CmdrTaco is quoted in this article as guaranteeing a rather unlikely quality of service to subscribers. I really doubt he'll be able to pull this off.
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Do you have a map to TrollDom ? I put this search into Yahoo Maps! but it seems off.
As many of you know, the Slashdot moderation system has come under fire from numerous sources, who have cited various forms of abuse as a reason for change. CmdrTaco has asked me to notify the community of said changes. Here are the new, improved Slashdot moderation choices.
+1 funny is now +1 As close to humor as we're gonna get +1 insightful is now +1 Reminiscent of various uplifting scenes from LOTR +1 informative is now +1 A beautiful use of cut-and-paste(TM-Microsoft) or Hyperlink technology +1 interesting is now +1 contains decent porn links +1 underrated is now +1 a comment I posted in my other account that should have been moddedup, but wasn't - so I did it myself. -1 overrated is now -1 Too many big words -1 Troll is now -1 Funny, insightful, or informative - but contains the word "penis" -1 Flamebait is now -1 Disagree -1 Offtopic is now -1 Posted in the wrong story due to fucked up Slashcode
In addition, the following moderation options have been added
+1 blowjob - for posts containing pro-linux, pro-Slashdot, or anti-microsoft propaganda.
+1 transgender/homo/taco-snot/Katz (no explanation was given, but I think it's pretty self explanatory)
-7 bitchslap (editors only) - For use on any post containing derogatory comments about the eds.
This already existed in less formal context.
Thank you for your time. The new moderation choices will be put into effect shortly.
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· Score: -1, Offtopic
If the pages are too wide, then the terrorists will have won.
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Today's Katz was mostly brown with a little bit of green. The smell of bullshit cut the air like Hemos's spiked razor-dildo. I give this Katz a 4.
Moderators, please mod the parent post:
-1 Anal retentive
Outstanding.
This FP claimed in the name of logged-in trolls. ACs take it in the ass. BAM !
ACs are cocksuckers. Slurp Slurp.
I don't know, that Amazon review had some gaping holes in it. Not as big as the ones on Slashdot, though.
Mr. K1ng, Please try to keep your posts on-topic. I believe the current discussion is "Ask Slashdot - How can I get the most out of my hot grits ?" Thank you.
Demented ass motherfucker. Go back to making pipe bombs in mommy's basement.
I claim this FP in the name of all logged-in trolls. Dear AC, suck it. Thank you.
Thanks you for this information.
Yep, CmdrTaco is quoted in this article as guaranteeing a rather unlikely quality of service to subscribers. I really doubt he'll be able to pull this off.
After that 2 hour break.
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Do you have a map to TrollDom ? I put this search into Yahoo Maps! but it seems off.
As many of you know, the Slashdot moderation system has come under fire from numerous sources, who
have cited various forms of abuse as a reason for change. CmdrTaco has asked me to notify the
community of said changes. Here are the new, improved Slashdot moderation choices.
+1 funny is now +1 As close to humor as we're gonna get
+1 insightful is now +1 Reminiscent of various uplifting scenes from LOTR
+1 informative is now +1 A beautiful use of cut-and-paste(TM-Microsoft) or Hyperlink
technology
+1 interesting is now +1 contains decent porn links
+1 underrated is now +1 a comment I posted in my other account that should have been moddedup, but wasn't - so I did it myself.
-1 overrated is now -1 Too many big words
-1 Troll is now -1 Funny, insightful, or informative - but contains the word "penis"
-1 Flamebait is now -1 Disagree
-1 Offtopic is now -1 Posted in the wrong story due to fucked up Slashcode
In addition, the following moderation options have been added
+1 blowjob - for posts containing pro-linux, pro-Slashdot, or anti-microsoft propaganda.
+1 transgender/homo/taco-snot/Katz (no explanation was given, but I think it's pretty self explanatory)
-7 bitchslap (editors only) - For use on any post containing derogatory comments about the eds.
This already existed in less formal context.
Thank you for your time. The new moderation choices will be put into effect shortly.
If the pages are too wide, then the terrorists will have won.
It's already a cock-lengthening troll. Isn't that enough ?
Dear Mr. Klerck, Please put my balls in your mouth. Thank you.
Just use Yahoo's link to Microsoft news - this is probably the best MS-related page I've seen. Yahoo-MS search