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  1. ROT13 = funny? on Meaningful MD5 Collisions · · Score: 1

    Why is ROT13 mod'ed funny every time a crypto discussion comes up? (After the 10th time...it's not funny anymore.)

  2. MD5 passwords are probably still safe... on Meaningful MD5 Collisions · · Score: 1

    Ahem. Rainbow tables?

  3. Gartner, which has made a name for itself tracking on Gartner Debunks Over-Hyped Security Threats · · Score: 1
    "Gartner, which has made a name for itself tracking hype"

    Shouldn't this really be, "Gartner, which has made a name for itself CREATING hype"?

  4. Just wait until Lucas discovers theatre... on Monty Python's SPAMalot Wins 5, no 3 Tony Awards · · Score: 1

    Just wait until George Lucas discovers theatre...

  5. 3 Google stories in a day? on Google Launches Summer of Code · · Score: -1, Redundant

    3 Google stories in a day?
    Yawn...wake me up when something interesting shows up.

    BTW, the new "text in image" things sucks ass.

  6. It's already been done... on Steering Wheel Checks Alcohol Consumption · · Score: 1

    It's already been done...
    http://www.whynot.net/view_idea?id=830
    http://forums.autoweek.com/thread.jspa?forumID=31& threadID=14566&start=30&tstart=0
    http://www.wnyt.com/x3458.xml?ag=x156&sb=x183 ...or just fucking Google for "auto breathalyzer ignition".

    I thought my morning paper was stupid for picking up this story as "news"...I can't believe SlashDot got trolled too...

  7. If you're fired by an Open Source company... on Layoffs at OSDL · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you were fired by a company that paid you to write Open Source, would you still develop it? If so, I can see how management would say, "what's the point of paying you, exactly?"

  8. Re:Nah...look for him in a van by the river... on Hyperthreading Considered Harmful · · Score: 0, Troll

    This fellow is Intel's bitch: he wastes three months of his life to fix a major corporation's problems and he will get no compensation for his efforts. Maybe he hopes Intel will give the good dog a milkbone, but any human being with sense of self-worth would probably do something less demeaning. Nevermind about the van - given his lack of ambition it's probably going to be a laptop and a blanket under an LA freeway bridge.

  9. Nah...look for him in a van by the river... on Hyperthreading Considered Harmful · · Score: -1, Troll
    "# Where do you work?

    I'm unemployed. For the past three months, I've spent almost all of my time working on this security flaw -- investigating how serious it was, contacting all of the affected vendors, explaining how this should be fixed, et cetera. I simply haven't had time to go out and get a job -- and I decided that making sure that this issue was properly reported and fixed was far more important than earning some money. "


    Lo-ser. This guy needs to get a job and move out of mom's basement. I know I wouldn't hire him - he'd likely spend all day dinking around with something completely non-work-related.

    Security guru? Maybe...if you trust a guy who lives in a van down by the river.

  10. Re:Growth rate slowing? on Firefox Growth Slowing? · · Score: -1, Troll

    I hope you're ten years old. Otherwise, get off the geek board, weenie.

  11. Re:Growth rate slowing? on Firefox Growth Slowing? · · Score: 0

    You'll lose your shorts if you try that shit in the stock market.

    Nice nickname, BTW.

  12. Fast Food Industry Not Working Out For You? on OSS Projects Offer Bounties For Features · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmmm...at "http://www.i2p.net/bounties" there are $450 of bounties...and $150 of it is for a "Content Distribution Network"

    I wouldn't quit your day job yet.

  13. Mod Parent as "Funny" on Finding Sponsors for an Open Source Project? · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I don't have unlimited funds. Unless someone (or some license agreement) MAKES me pay for something, I won't.

  14. Re:Use fundable on Finding Sponsors for an Open Source Project? · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a pyramid scheme... Pretend the goal is $100 1) Innocent #1 contributes $10 2) Innocent #2 contributes $10 3) Innocent #3 contributes $10 4) Party Leader contributes $70 (as Innocent #4) and unlocks the wad. Party Leader walks away with $30 profit. 5) Party leader changes identity and goes to step 1...

  15. Re:Google GMail vs. Exchange? on Microsoft 'under attack' On All Fronts · · Score: 1

    It's all about the service agreement, bucko. Businesses are usually happy to let ISPs retain and filter mail for backup and spam, but they would be pissed if someone started using the content to target advertising or look for prospects. That last bit is what makes GMail unique; you're authorizing your ISP to act on the information in mail not intended for it.

  16. Re:Google GMail vs. Exchange? on Microsoft 'under attack' On All Fronts · · Score: 1

    An OPEN SOURCE GMail appliance? If not, it's not going to be much different than closed-source Exchange to most of the people on this board...

  17. Google GMail vs. Exchange? on Microsoft 'under attack' On All Fronts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Google GMail doesn't seem like a serious threat to Exchange. Postfix, yes, but a third-party service which reads your email...no.

  18. Turn in your geek card... on How To Conduct Your Very Own Buffer Overflow · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If you're reading this and you don't already know what a "buffer overflow" is, turn in your geek card and leave Slashdot immediately.

    What's next? "Ever wonder what what Linux was? Here's a great book which (blah, blah, blah)..."

  19. How to build your own lightsaber... on How Lightsabers Work · · Score: 1

    1) Flashlight
    2) Wiffleball bat

    Wait. Imagine it's 2005, and we're still talking about Star Wars... (I know my kids don't give a shit.)

  20. "Freshman" CS Majors? on Interest in CS as a Major Drops · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A "freshman" CS major is as reliable as a freshman "pre-med" major.

    (Although in the first case, the designation is usually picked to land a high-paying internship, where the second designation is picked to get laid.)

    Unless you're looking at people enrolled in 3xx and 4xx level courses, this article doesn't mean much.

  21. Open Source Means More Eyeballs? on Lack of Testing Threatening the Stability of Linux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought the point of Open Source was to allow more people to read through the code. You mean thousands of people aren't really doing that for fun? I'm shocked.

    More seriously... I think many of the people who DO eyeball the code are looking for security problems these days (where you do get recognition, etc.). For the record, I know I won't get any HR props for putting OS bugs that I've uncovered on my resume, but the security bugs I've found are always good conversation pieces.

  22. Re:Cliff-hanger! on The Early History of Nupedia and Wikipedia, Part II · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    By "cliff-hanger" thought you meant the election of a new pope. It's been a good cliff-hanger for a lot of us Catholics out here.

  23. Where do you find good Q/A? on What Makes a Good Design Document? · · Score: 1

    I would kill for some people who actually want to do Q/A. All the people I see are "SysAdmin" wanna-bees or lazy-ass "coders" who don't want to bothered with details. Any tips on advertising for qualified Q/A people?

  24. Already used in stoplights... on LED Evolution Could Spell The End For Bulbs · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think all the new stoplights in town are LED stoplights. Most of the brakelights on trucks around town are too. Did this story fall through a time-rift from seven years ago?

  25. Re:Paper Filing Is Still Legal on Tracking Your Taxes · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up. I got my refund from paper-filing two weeks ago.

    I've always been paranoid about what an electronic program would think about all my moving expenses from category A to category B. I also like having an exact copy of what I sent the IRS.