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  1. The only one that counts is .. on Keyboard Layouts for the 21st Century? · · Score: 1
    Re: What sort of keys would you include in your fantasy keyboard layout?

    The any key . . duh

    Also the DVD/RW/cup-holder is a must.

  2. Re:85 ideas and some gross mistakes on 85 Big Ideas that Changed the World · · Score: 1
    Re: no wonder why Americans are so unaware of the world's reality.

    If you don't like America, get off OUR internet :)

  3. My name is Robert on Spafford On Infrastructure Risks · · Score: -1, Redundant
    Hi, this is site is all about information infrastructure, REAL information infrastructure. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about information infrastructure. It's cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

    Facts:

    1. information infrastructure is structured.
    2. information infrastructure fight ALL the time.
    3. The purpose of the information infrastructure is to flip out and kill people.
    Weapons and gear:

    information

    Testimonial:

    Information infrastructure can kill anyone they want! information infrastructure kill people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. They are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this information infrastructure who was flying around in the sky. And when some bird crapped on it the information infrastructure killed the whole flock. My friend Mark said that he saw information infrastructure totally evaporate some dog just because the dog opened a window.

    And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If you don't believe that information infrastructure have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

    Information infrastructure is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. It is totally awesome and that's a fact. Information infrastructure are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start flying next year. I love information infrastructure with all of my body (including my pee pee).

    Q and A:.

    Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about information infrastructure?
    A: Information infrastructure is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, information infrastructure is very careful and precise.

    Q: I heard that information infrastructure is always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
    A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other lasers, information infrastructure can be mean OR totally awesome.

    Q: What does information infrastructure do when they're not vaporizing people or flipping out?
    A: Most of their free time is spent flying around, but sometime they land. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

  4. Tatooine . . . they're on tatooine . . on US Army to Test Laser Based Mine Clearing Device · · Score: 1

    There, lored vader, I told you she could be reasoned with.
    You may fire when ready!

  5. Every terrorist was a profiler . . on Is Profiling Useless in Today's World? · · Score: 1

    . . but not ever profiler is a terrorist?

  6. Like trying to . . on Bringing Echelon In From the Cold · · Score: 1
    guidelines on spying ?!?!

    Like trying to legislate waterflow.

  7. Re: Poll results on Beijing Newspaper Spoofed by The Onion · · Score: 1

    al-gore-rithm. ROFL. Classic!

  8. Beijing Evening News on Beijing Newspaper Spoofed by The Onion · · Score: 4, Funny
    In breaking news, Beijing Evening News reporting early election results from elections in the United States of America:

    CowboyNeal, Q.E.D. 20%
    a^2+b^2=c^2 17%
    algore 0.41%

    (source:slashdot.org)

  9. IndyMedia ? Are you high ? on Blogging for Dummies? · · Score: 1
    IndyMedia Are you high ?

    Oh, sorry, of course that's a silly question for an indymedia reader.

  10. I didn't ask you to dance . . . on Talk ... Without Speaking · · Score: 1

    "I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants"

  11. Re:CLI on Rotor: Shared Source CLI · · Score: 1
    Re: wtf is wrong with these people, reusing existing acronyms?

    Like MS telling their customers that DNS = Digital Nervous System. Remember that?