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Keyboard Layouts for the 21st Century?

jules asks: "Trying to do some programming on an iBook the other day brought to my attention the fact that despite the constant improvements to the design of computer hardware and software, the keyboards we use are still a throwback to the early 1980s. I mean - my Mac doesn't have room for page up/down or home/end keys, but it devotes a whole key to a sort of double-S shape that I will never press. And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key and a scroll-lock (+ LED!), while functions that you use all the time, such as switching between windows, cut/copy/paste, back/forwards, undo/redo etc, all have to double-up with other keys.. Have any organizations actually tried to re-invent the keyboard recently? (..not counting the manufacturers who stick a few 'multimedia' keys along the top for consumer PCs). Would this be doomed to failure because of the tens of thousands of legacy apps that expect things to be the way they are? What sort of keys would you include in your fantasy keyboard layout?" It's not just the keys on your keyboard that are important, it's also how you arrange them. What kind of keyboard arrangements might we see in the future?

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  1. This first post brought to you buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My super fast dvorak skills

    Suck it qwerty (queer-ty) lovers.

    1. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See what happens when you combine a "super fast dvorak" with super slow cognition?

    2. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This first post brought to you buy."

      Something other than your English skill, apparently.

      There were several keyboard layouts for 19th century typewriters. Several of them were faster than qwerty. In fact, the hallowed qwerty was invented to SLOW TYPISTS DOWN so the keys on 1880's typewriters didn't jam.

      Let me tell you something kiddo, I taught myself to touch type qwerty when I was 12 - and that was a long time ago, believe me - and I'll be damned if I'm going to change keyboard maps now. But there's nothing sacred about qwerty and I think it's a good idea to learn a quicker one if you find a layout you like better.

      But I would really, really recommend that you learn how to TOUCH TYPE whatever keyboard map you decide on. Because if you don't, your train of thought will be interrupted so often, you'll lose the ability to have one.

      'Nuff said, campers.

    3. Re:This first post brought to you buy by xenolon · · Score: 1

      That is a myth. The QWERTY layout was NOT designed to slow typists down. It was designed to place the most commonly used keys the farthest apart. Keys on typewriters were linked directly to the arms which printed them on the page, so by placing commonly used ones far apart, they jammed less often.
      The fact that QWERTY tends to be slower than other methods is an unfortunate side-effect of this engineering.

    4. Re:This first post brought to you buy by jwdeff · · Score: 4, Funny
      My super fast dvorak skills Suck it qwerty (queer-ty) lovers.

      I could have typed that post so much faster than you on my qwerty keyboard.

      In fact, lets have a contest to see who can type "qwerty lovers" faster. BWAHHAHA!!

    5. Re:This first post brought to you buy by mdingler · · Score: 1

      That's a common misconception. Yes, the hammers of the typing machines did jam, but the solution QWERTY brings to the table is that for common english sentences, you have to alternate between your hands quite often, thus reducing the probability that neighbouring hammers trike in succession.

      Which, incidentally is quite a good way to speed up typing, too. QWERTY might not be the best layout there is, but the differences are marginal. The only study that really rated Dvorak highly was the one done by its inventor. Duh.

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    6. Re:This first post brought to you buy by caluml · · Score: 1

      The QWERTY layout was NOT designed to slow typists down. It was designed to place the most commonly used keys the farthest apart.

      Er yeah. Q P Z and M are all the keys I use most often.

    7. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      And we are not using typewriters anymore, so the only reason this layout still exists is mostly an emotional factor instead of a true analysis of the advantage of either layout. The same reason people still want floppy disk drives in their computer.

    8. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I have heard of this qwerty slow down thing for so long, that it has to be true. Right?

      I do not think so; I have yet to see anything that convinces me that this is true. There is nothing that I hate more than people passing on mis-truths. Please post a real source for this "qwerty was invented to slow typists down" fact.

    9. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      no, the reason it still exists is that almost everyone knows qwerty and it would be a pain in the ass to reteach it to everyone.

    10. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The fact that QWERTY tends to be slower than other methods is an unfortunate side-effect of this engineering.

      The assertation that QWERTY is significantly slower than Dvorak or other layouts also seems to be a myth.

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    11. Re:This first post brought to you buy by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I agree that any performance advantage of using Dvorak is going to be minimal, if at all.

      But Dvorak does have one major advantage in that it reduces finger travel (about 70% IIRC) which can be benificial to anyone with hand injuries, or to offset RSI.

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    12. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, I hate to break it to you, buddy, but you have fallen into the dvorak myth. Next time you decided to harass us QWERTY typers, get your story straight. Check out this site and then tell us what you think. Also, I believe scientific research over a person's opinion, so don't tell me the article is complete BS.

      Have a nice day!

    13. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This first post brought to you buy

      ??

      I think i will keep my qwerty keyboard!

    14. Re:This first post brought to you buy by wastaz · · Score: 1

      Shush you, they are all vital parts when you write words like
      Zpmq, qzmp, pmmzqm and the oh-so-important zqzmpzq

      Consider how many times your typewriter would've jammed if you'd tried to write that without qwerty!

    15. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe so, but you would have typed it faster had you written 'by' rather than 'buy' - and it would've been correct!

      h

    16. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Sunnan · · Score: 1

      Not farthest apart on the actual keyboard, but on the levers inside the typewriter. That was the supposed goal of Sholes when he designed Qwerty, not that he did a very good job even doing that.

    17. Re:This first post brought to you buy by connorbd · · Score: 1

      The other bit of info is that the studies surrounding the Dvorak keyboard were known to be so biased and buried under conflict of interest that they weren't to be trusted. I might have seen something on snopes.com about that, I don't remember for certain. /Brian

    18. Re:This first post brought to you buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason some people want floppy disk drives in their computer is because it is damned USEFUL sometimes! I can't COUNT the number of times that I've had to boot off of a floppy disk to do repairs to an OS... Besides, they're great for transferring small files around, like source code for school assignments.

    19. Re:This first post brought to you buy by ZeKragash · · Score: 1

      Actually, u and y are next to eachother on qwerty keyboard, thus I suspect grandparent to be fake (nevermind the implications! :)

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    20. Re:This first post brought to you buy by jvismara · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should keep the keyboard small and tight, instead follow great ideas like Mozilla gestures...

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  2. "Backwards Apostrophe"? by worst_name_ever · · Score: 5, Funny
    And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key

    Must not be a *nix user if he has no use for the tilde key!

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    1. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He means the single back quote, not tilde.

    2. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hes taking about ' instead of ` not ~

    3. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a gammer.. ;)

    4. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ~ = ` + shift.

      Now go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script.

    5. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by sawilson · · Score: 4, Funny

      And all my PC keyboards waste plastic on these little windows looking keys next to alt that seem to do nothing in linux.

    6. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      He let his Geocities web site account expire.

    7. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by TephX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And the tilde is typed... guess how... shift-backquote!

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    8. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So rebind them! I use them for Fluxbox commands and I've got the little menu key for my caps lock. That way I have my control where it ought to be.

    9. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      it'd be cool if someone added support for the windows keys into the kernel. i don't know what the keys could do, but i'm sure there's something that the guy complaining about his keyboard layout would want that they don't have now, but i guess we already decided from the parent of my parent that this guy isn't a *nix user since he has no use for the ~ or the ` characters. so i'm guessing he uses the windows keys regularly.

      i'm an avid windows user, and i have no use for those keys, in fact, i find them to be annoying because i'll be doing something and hit the context menu key and i can't do anything until i get rid of the menu!

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    10. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by sawilson · · Score: 1

      There is a concept known as "suspension of disbelief"
      that is necessary sometimes when finding the humor
      in things. I use mine to switch desktops instead of
      the CTRL+arrowkey dealio.

    11. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by peter_gzowski · · Score: 1

      On my box (Mandrake 9.0/KDE 3.1) the Windows key brings up the KDE Menu.

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    12. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Actually, as the other posters say, you are wasting the plastic. Bind the key to something useful, eh?

    13. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by TMacPhail · · Score: 1

      I've got all sorts of things on that key such as switching desktops, switching viewports, draging windows between desktops/viewports. I can do all these different things by adding one or two extra keys into the combination along with the arrow keys to indicate direction.

      The key I dont use however, is the stupid drop down menu key. In windows it is supposed to be the equivalent of pressing the right mouse button. Why have a key for that? What a stupid concept... you already have your hand on the mouse so use it. I havent thought of what to use it for in linux yet.

    14. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Windows keys are useful. I have mine set to Compose, so I can type ïntèrñatíõnäl characters with them.

      (So much easier than Alt+0225 etc...)

    15. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by damiam · · Score: 1
      it'd be cool if someone added support for the windows keys into the kernel

      It's already there (although in X, not the kernel). I map my Windows key to various keyboard shortcuts, usually the same ones as in Windows - the Win-M combination, for example.

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    16. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Give this to xmodmap in your xinitrc:

      keycode 115 = Super_L
      keycode 116 = Super_R
      keycode 117 = Menu

      add mod3 = Super_L Super_R

      Of course, if you don't think Windows is "Super", you can replace that with Meta, so long as anything that it going to use the keys agrees (common practice these days seems to be to make the Alt keys be Alt, and Emacs seems content with this). I have left-super set to window list, shift-left-super set to iconify, and the menu key set to give the root menu. This makes it really easy to manage windows with the keyboard.

    17. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not use it to insult windows users randomly? You know, every time you hit that button, a different M$ joke comes up. That's how mine works, anyway...

    18. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by caluml · · Score: 1

      Feeling argumentative. Not on my keyboard it isn't. Shift ` = Shift \ = | Shift # = ~ And the correct place for the backslash is immediately left of the Z.

    19. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by jx100 · · Score: 1

      Well, what if you're typing? You'd have to move your hand to get that, and it might still be useful to have the context menu. I found the thing really useful in Word when correcting spelling.

    20. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      And all my PC keyboards waste plastic on these little windows looking keys next to alt that seem to do nothing in linux.

      Those keys are great! After you rip them off, there's a space between the Meta and Control keys. Prevents you from accidentally killing a word when you mean to kill a letter.

    21. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by ShadowDragon · · Score: 1

      I use it all the time for renaming multiple files one by one, creating subfolders etc. Arrow down, menu, arrow up, arrow up, enter, type, enter. Much faster than using a mouse.

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    22. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      i'm an avid windows user, and i have no use for those keys, in fact, i find them to be annoying because i'll be doing something and hit the context menu key and i can't do anything until i get rid of the menu!

      Disable them. I was never happier than I was the day I discovered how to do that.

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    23. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the above. Use xmodmap or whatever is appropriate for your distro. A few recommendations:

      Bind one to Meta. Is useful for some things, especially emacs.
      Bind the other to Compose. It's useful in case you actually want to write odd characters and don't want to have to go through the bother of changing your keyboard layout (e.g. through the keymap changing applet in gnome). For instance, cent, pound, etc. all become a chorded key + key combo (pound (brit currency) is available at Compose+- l; + denoting chording the two together). Yen is then 2 keystrokes away (Compose+- Y). There should be a mapping of keystrokes to character somewhere on your system or on the Web.

      I find it to be useful sometimes.

    24. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude save 3 keystrokes...just use F2 to rename

    25. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by tunah · · Score: 1

      Offtopic, but i just installed gentoo on my new compaq laptop (n1015v) and noticed it mapped left-windows-key to previous-virtual-terminal, right-windows-key to next-virtual-terminal, and context-menu-key to switch-to-last-use-terminal. (the other two might have been the other way round, i forget). I thought that was kinda neat, although it might just have been a weird coincidence.

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    26. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Neat. I used to just pop them off, though, until I finally got the hang of not hitting them every time I went for Alt or Ctrl! Now _that_ was frustrating.
      Weird round keyboards - doubly so. But if they were more... ubiquitous... I could see myself taking the plunge and getting used to a big change.

    27. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Cs.Ender · · Score: 1

      same here...not that I actually find it usefull..

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    28. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      So buy old keyboards, or keyboards designed for unix machines, theyre often better made than the new cheap flimsy windows keyboards anyway.
      This typed on an SGI keyboard that originally shipped with an indy workstation.

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    29. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by prmths · · Score: 1

      hmmm
      on all my systems, the left window key switches to the previous tty and the right one switches to the next one...
      i dont use 'em often -- but.. that seems to be a preset in quite a few distros (most that i've used...)
      on the X side, i'm sure that all of you can figure out cool little functions to have X do when one of the 'extra' keys are pressed.. except for things like changing functions of meta-keys, almost all window managers have an EXTREMELY powerful and easy way of making any key do just about anything you want...

      I'm just a little disappointed that X cant support as many keys as my keyboard has... (around 140)
      I've found functions for all the ones X lets me map -- everything from volume control, changing desktops, copy, paste, change font sizes in browsers, open up a dvd player, mplayer, browser, terminal :D
      personally, I cant stand not having a bunch of 'extra' keys to customize..
      just takes a TINY bit of effort :)
      i've always preferred keyboard as my main input device.. mouse is good for navigating on the web and doing simple drawings in the gimp... I always find it a lot easier to preset a few commonly used apps or functions onto a single key than to hunt through a menu or three
      extra keys == good IMHO
      i cant understand why people always want less keys on the keyboard.. but i guess that's because i'm not a 'writer' or a professional 'graphic artist' or whatever who only needs the basic numbers letters spaces and punctuations
      imho, I think that keyboards are probably one of the few devices that are as close to perfect as they get... whether you use qwerty or dvorak, it still serves its purpose quite well... Unless we develop a totally different system of writing, i think that keyboards will remain essentially unchanged for a long time (with exceptions to adding new keys, changing 'ergonomics' and adding foam rubber to everything)...
      LONG LIVE KEYBOARDS!

    30. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Ahh, I see you're from the UK.

      On US keyboards, the ` and the ~ are on the same key. Not that it's any better, just different.

      The backslash is to the left of the Z? I don't know how I'd get by with out a large shift key right next to the Z key.

      On US keyboards, there are generally two variations: ones that have a wide, flat enter and backspace key, with the \ stuck between them, and the ones that have a regular-sized backspace key, with the \ immediately to the left of it, with an enter key shaped like a reversed L.

    31. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      I got a granite "cube" keyboard for $5. I wouldn't trade it for the world...

      Well, ok, I might trade it for the world, but not much else...

    32. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm glad most thinkpads doesn't have them.
      Even my brandnew a31p.
      It got a lot of other keys ..
      but i assign them to
      evolution/mozilla and cycling though virtual
      desktops.

    33. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by zsau · · Score: 1

      I personally use them all the time. Much more so than in Windows. Map 'em to Meta or Super or somesuch and you have key combinations apps never (or almost never) use. Much more sensible than KDE's let's-take-over ctrl+-> for-switching-desktops-to-really-piss-kesuari-off- when-he-tries-to-use-apps-that-already-use-it!

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    34. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      My keyboard has a penguin key between Ctrl and Meta -- it activates the KDE application menu, or the Gnome background menu.

    35. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it's AltGr-. Backquote is Shift-\! So there. :P

      Oh, I know you were talking about the USian layout. Just throwing some i18n into the mix.

    36. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by mindriot · · Score: 1

      Hm, I'm actually using my Windows key within the window manager (Super-F1..F8 to switch workspaces etc.), and, more importantly, as a Compose key. Might be useless for the English speaking, but for other nationalities it might just make sense. Now, I of course have direct access to 'ä', 'ö' etc. on my keyboard; but Compose allows me to access things like 'ç' (Compose-,-c), or é (Compose-'-e) in case I should need them. The Windows Menu key I usually have setup to pop up the GNOME main menu or things like that.

    37. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by rastakid · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's shift+quote.. on my Zaurus :-P

    38. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by schon · · Score: 1

      He means the single back quote, not tilde.

      Which is of course never used in Unix, right?

      userlist=`cut -d: -f1 /etc/passwd`

    39. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by chrisv · · Score: 1

      Hm. I've seen a 3rd semi-common variation. The keyboard I'm using now (pre-Windows keys :) has the large enter key, wide backspace, and my backslash is immediately to the right of the right shift key.

      It drives me absolutely batty when I use keyboards that don't have the backslash there (or have another completely inane key there) and I'm trying to write code. The one attached to the computer sitting to my right has the backslash key next to the (tiny!) backspace key, and a key labelled "turbo" next to the right shift key; I find myself pressing that key out of habit when I'm looking for the backslash or pipe.

      I've also run into the variation of having the spacebar split with the left side of it being a backspace key. I'd rather press a dead key than hit backspace when trying to press space. Ugh!

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    40. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Thats the crappy keyboard I'm using right now. I bought it for $9.99 at Fry's until I can find myself a nice black mini-keyboard, with my damn \ in the right place (next to r-shift). Another problem with this style (this one is Memorex, some other company makes them as well) is that it has 5 extra keys, on top of the obnoxious win keys. 3 of them are only usefull for crashing a windows PC (power-sleep-wake up), and the Turbo key does nothing, as far as I can tell. Then there is a key-lock key in the far right top, which locks the keyboard (duh), but I still don't know why. 90% of the keyboards for sale now in your major electronic retailers are IE keytboards, with all of those silly buttons on top. MY father has one, but it won't open Mozilla or Opera, no matter what. Plus the fact it requires to be booted up with windows, further destabalizing ME (w00t!). System resources are precious, without the TSR crap of the keyboard I can sqeeze an extra THREE fps! Also, someone ranted against the F keys. What else am I supposed to use for quicksave?

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    41. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by spinlocked · · Score: 1

      I have a Sun type 6 USB keyboard. Next to the (stupidly small, and useless for strafe) alt key and the other side of the space bar are two keys with diamonds on them.

      I've never witnessed them do anything useful under Solaris, windows or linux, they don't even seem to generate keysyms (unlike the Sun specific Stop -> Cut keys). What are they for?

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    42. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by G�tz · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't use Emacs. The diamond key acts as meta on my SunRay. So I have to use it really often for M-x recover-file and stuff.

    43. Re:"Backwards Apostrophe"? by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      And all my PC keyboards waste plastic on these little windows looking keys next to alt that seem to do nothing in linux.

      What you need to do is remap those keys to something useful. I figured that since there's a picture of a window on 'em, it'd be cool to use them for window manager functions. So I mapped them to Super (the modifiers are Shift, Control, Alt, Super & Hyper--most folks only use the first three), then configured my window manager to use Super rather than Alt as its prefix. I also remapped the Caps Lock key to Control, because Caps Lock is a stupid thing. The upshot is that I can use Alt-TAB in emacs as it was meant to be, and I never have to worry about accidentally hitting Caps Lock and that I have some cool abilities, and life is sweet:-)

      To do the above, use xmodmap to 'remove Lock = Caps_lock', 'add control = Caps_Lock', 'keycode 115 = Super_L', 'keycode 116 = Super_R', 'add Mod3 = Super_L', 'add Mod3 = Super_R'. I used xev to get the keycodes--they _may_ differ on different keyboards. I put the xmodmap commands in my .bash_profile; I'm sure that there's a way to configure it for the entire machine, but I'm lazy, and every once in awhile someone else uses my box; no sense confusing him.

  3. My Vision by Dictateur · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think what I would like to see is a keyboard wich changes contextually. Something like a screen with different kind of keys in differents applications. Of course there would still be some always there keys.

    1. Re:My Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like LCARS?

    2. Re:My Vision by FueledByRamen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd definately like that, but only if it came with an LCARS skin. Star Trek, here we come! Oh, and when the system crashes, the keyboard has to keep the buttons visible but make the backlight flicker. That would add the final touch of authenticity to it...

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    3. Re:My Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is harder (usability-wise) than you may think, because it makes the entire keyboard modal; you're reduced to hunt'n'peck for a few moments each time you change application. This slows you down more than you might think, but it can be mitigated in a few ways:

      -Guarantee an 'always normal' area, as you suggest; for that zone, you might as well use real keys, since some people find them comfortable (though the RSI verdict on modern membrane keyboards is still out ;))

      -Restrict the modal area to somewhere the user at least expects to be modal. Currently, this is just onscreen, and you have to use the "virtualized" interface of the mouse (which has its own speed/convenience/RSI issues); however, we *do* have function keys, and replacing them/supplanting them with a redefinable controller (as used for many games) or a touchscreen strip wouldn't be bad.

      I miss interfaces like that of VDE for DOS, where the F-keys were labeled on a 'help strip' along the bottom of the screen. Doesn't work well anymore, since windowed programs don't exactly conform to any semblance of 80x25 positioning, but there's no reason a UI toolkit/work environment (a-la GNOME/KDE) couldn't reserve a 'modal panel' along the bottom of your screen...

    4. Re:My Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems possible pretty soon with the projected keyboard those guys offer
      http://www.vkb.co.il/

    5. Re:My Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then finally someone could put an "any" key on there for newbies.

  4. The three finger M$ keyboard by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    ctrl alt and delete. Sorry, it had to be done.

    1. Re:The three finger M$ keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also thought it was a one-finger keyboard...

    2. Re:The three finger M$ keyboard by KDan · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, though... if you're trying to make an improved Windows keyboard, you gotta have a Ctrl-Alt-Del button...

      Daniel

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    3. Re:The three finger M$ keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:The three finger M$ keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, it had to be done.
      No, sorry, it didn't.

    5. Re:The three finger M$ keyboard by Scud_the_disposable_ · · Score: 1

      nah, that wood cause too many problems.. I know that I would constantly be hitting it by accident and re-booting the comp. I know I always hit the windows key by accident while looking for the ctrl or Alt keys. (Maybe that's the reason behind using a 3-key combo?? =P)

    6. Re:The three finger M$ keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the *nix one would have to have Ctrl + Alt + Backspace as a key, of course.

    7. Re:The three finger M$ keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, so you'd be rebooting the system constantly.

      What'd be the difference between now and then?

    8. Re:The three finger M$ keyboard by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's the reason behind using a 3-key combo??

      Of course the reason to use a 3-key combination is to avoid hitting it by accident. However keyboards with a single Ctrl+Alt+Delete key does exist. It is fortunately not located in a place where it is that easilly hit by accident. The one I saw had it located in the upper right corner of the keyboard, to the right of the three leds.

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    9. Re:The three finger M$ keyboard by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      My old keyboard had an "Ez" key on the extreme top-right. That was quite easy to accedentally press, like when reaching for CDs/drinks/pens/etc then fell down. The Ez key was like a Meta key, but you don't press it down to use the other key, which, without drivers, rendered the keyboard useless until it was pressed again to deactivate. This was a TurboMedia cheap-ass keyboard.

      I'm now using a Mitsubishi Diamond Touch keyboard, it was only $AU20, and it is my favourite. Not too clicky, not mushy, the insert/etc keys are close to the cursor keys for easy reach. I like a huge enter key. The board is also quite compact and doesn't take up acres of desk-space like some other KBs I've had.

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    10. Re:The three finger M$ keyboard by Jpauls104 · · Score: 1

      http://jpauls104.gotdns.com/jeff.slack?page=linuxl inks&menu=menu_default

  5. Back tick? by sdhughes · · Score: 4, Funny

    You never use the back tick? How's Microsoft Windows treating you?

    1. Re:Back tick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just fine you smelly troll

    2. Re:Back tick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I thought he stated clearly in the summary that he was using a MAC, not a PC. It'd be neat to see someone install Windows on a MAC.

    3. Re:Back tick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Back tick? by lowmagnet · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that ` isn't useful with, say, the CMD key now is it? (CMD-` swaps windows within an applicaton.)

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    5. Re:Back tick? by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      I don't have an installation CD handy to double check, but I seem to recall that NT4, in addition to running on x86 and Alpha, could run on Power PC. I've never actually seen it doing so, for obvious reasons, but I'm pretty sure it could.

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    6. Re:Back tick? by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      I don't have an installation CD handy to double check, but I seem to recall that NT4?could run on Power PC.

      It could but only IBM PowerPC machines, such as RS/6000.

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    7. Re:Back tick? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Yeah. NT4 ran on x86, MIPS, Alpha and PPC. But I believe the PPC was only for PREP, and not for Mac.

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  6. where do i buy? by yup2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    yes, but where do you buy these things?
    i tried to rearrange my qwerty keyboard, and ended up finding that the keys on row x are only meant for row x, and won't work on row x+1...!

    i did manage to break my space bar too :)

    so, my question is: if i have a keyboard that doesn't lend itsself to mod'ing, where can i find one of those fancy keyboards?

    1. Re:where do i buy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      An IBM Model M keyboard's keys all fit nicely on each other's slots.

      I rearanged the keys on one and am learning Dvorak in my spare time.

    2. Re:where do i buy? by punkmanandy · · Score: 1

      I have an apple Pro keyboard which came with my tower. The key heights are all perfect when rearranged to dvorak. I now know why they cost $60 to replace.

    3. Re:where do i buy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      just make a picture of your keyboard your wallpaper. you dont want to be looking down at your keyboard anyway. try to memorize where most of the keys are and fumble your way around. i think you'd learn better that way. you just have to get used to where the keys are without looking.

    4. Re:where do i buy? by uncoveror · · Score: 3, Funny

      The keyboard layout would be much less confusing if Milton Crane would stop whining about his intellectual property, and let manufacturers mark the "Any" Key.

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    5. Re:where do i buy? by SoSueMe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Qwerty, Dvorak, what's the diff? Hunt and Peck r00lz!

    6. Re:where do i buy? by Marc2k · · Score: 1

      Ah, that article was good for a pretty good quote: "The IBM Selectric was a lousy typewriter compared to the TiT Hummer!" ..I want a tit hummer.
      Also of note was the "TiT Swinger", but I can't imagine that particular model would have much appeal.

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    7. Re:where do i buy? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Maybe he'd give up the rights if we gave him his stapler back?

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    8. Re:where do i buy? by possible · · Score: 2, Informative
      I love my dual Dvorak/QWERTY Kinesis Classic QD keyboard. Their website is here -- you can dynamically switch back and forth between qwerty and Dvorak while you adjust to the new layout.

      It's great for programmers because you can actually remap any key to any other key and even program macros directly into the keyboard's memory, so if I have a particular repetitive sequence of commands that I use in my editor, I can temporarily map, say ALT+6 to that sequence of keys. Doing it at the hardware level is great because it works on every OS, etc.

      And Dvorak is wonderful too. I don't have to wear wrist braces any more. I can touch type VERY fast. It's a good keyboard design for playing games.

      Only thing that bothers me is that laptops still come with QWERTY. I want a Dvorak laptop. I don't want to be pulling keys off and trying to stick them in different places.

    9. Re:where do i buy? by packeteer · · Score: 2, Informative

      "QWERTY" keyboards are from typewritter designs. They are designed to have common combinations of keys spaced out so that the hammers of a typewritter wont jam as often. "Dvorak" keyboards are designed to have the most common used letters right under your fingers so that you have less space to move therefore typeing quicker. Personally i dont mind the keyboard im using to type this post... IBM makes a good keyboard and even though this thing is over a decade old all the keys are still working and most of what i do is still the same as what was done in the past.

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    10. Re:where do i buy? by Deekoo · · Score: 1

      I'd tell you where to get the Nifty SuperCool
      EasyToRearrange Keyboard From Heaven, but then
      the odds are that everyone who reads this post'll
      snarf up all the good ones.

      (Hint: There's several keyboards like that. I
      still mourn the one that had thirty-six function
      keys. Yes, thirty-six.)

      The one I'm using probably came from the
      mid-1980s. It clacks. It has Removable Keytops.
      The original was missing a couple. The keycaps
      for the control keys are labelled "Enter" and
      "Reset"/"Quit" respectively. On the sides of
      PF1 through PF12 are "PSA" through "PSF", two
      fast-forward glyphs, and what appear to be
      Hercules Mono Word-Processor Commands (as they
      bear an inverse lowercase a, a lowercase a with
      a halo, and an underlines lowercase a.

      It is Dvorak. (now.).

      Keycaps have been found to fill in the holes.

      More keycaps have been found for Decoration
      (replacing more prosaic ones with No/&, Lowercase
      a with Circumflex, and Bright Red Clear.

      This one is only 101-key model; I will perform
      sexual favours for the 125-key model.

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    11. Re:where do i buy? by Tet · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Dvorak" keyboards are designed to have the most common used letters right under your fingers so that you have less space to move therefore typeing quicker.

      And for another layout designed following a statistical frequency analysis, see Maltron. The Maltron layout not only puts commonly used letters under your fingers, but also places the keys to minimise RSI when you do need to move away from the home row.

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    12. Re:where do i buy? by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      The keyboard layout would be much less confusing if Milton Crane would stop whining about his intellectual property, and let manufacturers mark the "Any" Key.


      My klunky keyboard has been recently taken apart and painted to better match the decor of it's new room, but one of the first mods i ever did (this was the kb for the "family computer" back in the day) was to remove the Scroll Lock key, match the color of the keys with model paint to cover up the original words and then I neatly painted "ANY" on the key before replacing it.

      On a side note, does anyone with one of the newer keyboards, the type with letters that seem to be printed on the keys, where the letters are wearing off the keys. I have a blank key where my A sould be
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    13. Re:where do i buy? by jez9999 · · Score: 0, Troll

      remove the Scroll Lock key, match the color of the keys with model paint to cover up the original words and then I neatly painted "ANY" on the key before replacing it

      That's pretty fucking stupid, because the Scroll Lock key is usually one of the few keys on the keyboard that will NOT be registered by a program monitoring for input when waiting for you to press 'any' key.

    14. Re:where do i buy? by aed · · Score: 1

      It sounds like an IBM 5250 terminal keyboard to me :)
      Let me guess, where a PC keyboard has the main enter key, this one features a key marked 'Field exit'?

      Never knew you can actually connect those to a PC (never tried it though :))

    15. Re:where do i buy? by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      www.dvortyboards.com -- it's lasered right on my board. I've purchased three boards from them to date, and best of all, they are switchable with a button right on the board. no software, all hardware -- it's beautiful.

    16. Re:where do i buy? by Michael+Ross · · Score: 0

      But more than likely, the image of your keyboard layout will be blocked by the windows that you are trying to type into. Minimizing all windows to see the image, and then restoring those windows, will take longer than simply glancing down at your keyboard.

    17. Re:where do i buy? by Michael+Ross · · Score: 0

      Another advantage to Kinesis Contoured keyboards is the flat open space on top of the keyboard, between the two key wells. It's an ideal location for a touchpad, if you use one. Then you can kick back, put the keyboard on your lap, and not have to be reaching forward to your desk.

    18. Re:where do i buy? by DrZircon · · Score: 0, Informative

      This is complete nonsense. The story that the QWERTY layout is to do with keys not jamming is an urban myth. As is the story that the Dvorak keyboard is much faster - the famous tests that show this "fact" were run by Dvorak and are entirely skewed. If Dvorak is so fast how come all the typing speebd records are held by QWERTY users. If QWERTY layout is to stop keys jamming how come the longest English word you can get out of the topline only is "typewriter" (the name of the company that introduced QWERTY)

      Learn some history, don't just pass on mis-information!!!!!

    19. Re:where do i buy? by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Maybe if i hadn't have been a bit mroe clear nobody would believe your troll but i think as it is now some might. So let me clear some things up. The keys on a qwerty keyboard are spaced to not hit keys often which are next to each other. If you look you will see the vowels "AE" on the elft and "UIO" on the right which come up just as often. The particular consenants that most often go with thsope vowels are on the other side of the kayboard.

      If you really want to get anal about world-records and other crap then think about this. QWERTY keyboards have been around for a long time and are also the accepted standard. If another key layout was as popular maybe then people would have a chance of using it to type really fast but since everyone uses QWERTY chances are the world record holder will use QWERTY. The actual fastest keyboard i have ever seen has 10 keys. One for each finger and thumb. All the possibler charecters are used with several key combinations which means you never move your fingers far but it has a high learning curve. Thsi keyboard is unnacceptable for everyday use so i personally dont know anyone who uses it.

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    20. Re:where do i buy? by CoolGuySteve · · Score: 1

      If you live in Ontario try going to a local high school, they just trashed a lot of old IBM's for some newer pentium stuff two years ago. All of the keyboards on the old machines were IBM model-M's with keys that you could shift around. I figured they were mostly so IBM engineers could write swears and insults on eachothers keyboards between extended arguments over eachother's sexual orientation but that seems to be just a high school thing. Anyways the typing labs were goddamn loud when I was in grade 9, imagine 35 IBM keyboards all going at full capacity in a room with no soft surfaces what-so-ever to absorb the sound.

      See if your local school board will sell/donate/give away/tolerate the theft of some of these keyboards. I don't think they'd mind a trade or something since as far as I know these computers are being used for teaching the insides of a PC.

    21. Re:where do i buy? by pyrote · · Score: 1

      in all honesty, a peice of sandpaper, sharpie, letter stencil (or patience), and some clear nail polish/epoxy works great.

      if you get a keyboard with the letters on the top or bottom half of the key, just write the dvorak letters on the other half then nail polish over.

      I even used the front edge (/-\ ---read side) of my MS natural keyboard keys years ago. thats still there.

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    22. Re:where do i buy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reading your inane shite makes me think you're using a DVORAK but you think you're using a QWERTY. How else could you have hundreds of typos in just a few lines ??

    23. Re:where do i buy? by darien · · Score: 1

      Then simply set your wallpaper to Always On Top! :)

  7. Hopefully, by sawilson · · Score: 1

    One key,

    that turns the microphone I use for voice pattern recognition, login, and entering commands in a
    simple, easy to use voice command structure. Maybe
    some sort of bastard child of the keyboard built
    for one hand specifically for the types of games
    that benefit from a bunch of extra programmable
    keys.

    1. Re:Hopefully, by Jellybob · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm fairly sure that Saitek make a one handed keyboard for FPS's (and... other... activities that require one handed control ;))

    2. Re:Hopefully, by krnlpanic · · Score: 1
      "Maybe some sort of bastard child of the keyboard built for one hand specifically for the types of games that benefit from a bunch of extra programmable keys."

      What kind of "games" are you playing that would require you to use a one-handed keyboard? On second thought, maybe I would be better off not knowing. ;-)
    3. Re:Hopefully, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems that everyone is operating under the tacit assumption that a vocal interface would be much better than a typed interface. Honestly, I don't think it would be, at least not for me. I sometimes work at my computer for well over twelve hours a day. I don't want to have to be talking to it that whole time, my throat wouldn't last a week. I can also type a hell of a lot faster than I can speak, especially if its code.

    4. Re:Hopefully, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heres what youre looking for

      http://catalog.belkin.com/IWCatProductPage.proce ss ?Merchant_Id=&Section_Id=2071&pcount=&Product_Id=1 07727&Section.Section_Path=%2F%2FRoot%2FNostromo%2 E%2E%2EingTools%2F

      cripes what an ugly link. anyway its the belkin nostromo speed pad. Its a gamepad designed to be used with the left hand while the right is on the joystick or mouse.

      its keys are completely programmable & let you set up your own macros & the like, & if theres not enough buttons for you, the software will let you program up to 3 "shift" keys.

      it kicks ass for GTA, but ive also found it useful for everyday browsing.

  8. To start press... by Geopoliticus · · Score: 1

    To start press any key. Where's the any key?

    1. Re:To start press... by ejaw5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      hmm..I see cat-tarl, and pig-up..uh.I think I'll just order me a Tab. Oops, the computer is starting, time for work

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    2. Re:To start press... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah -- just run the deed to your house through here.

      Oh, wait ... wrong episode.

      An article can't be complete without a simpsons quote, eh?

  9. future keyboards by crossconnects · · Score: 1

    will be nonexistent. comnputers will operate by voice control and touchscreen technology.

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    1. Re:future keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope not, I type faster than I talk sometimes, and voice recognition isn't perfect (tell me you've never had a soar throat/lost your voice...) and touch screens get dirty so frequently it's a pain in the ass. And how are you supposed to play quake with touch screen and voice recognition? That's just stupid!

    2. Re:future keyboards by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Naw. Future computers will operate by direct brain link. You'll swollow a pill and a lil computer and wireless connection will be intergrated with your wetware and allow you to mentally commuicate with any electronic devices around you just by thinking. Sounds farfetched but I'd be willing to bet the little money I have that we'll start seeing direct brain computing before voice recognition reaches a human to human level or nears anything close to the speed of typing. We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.

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    3. Re:future keyboards by rizzo420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i will love to see an office full of cubicles and people programming by talking to their computers... you try and convince me that the voice recognition software won't get confused by an office full of people talking. i don't know any company (well except microsoft maybe) that has the money to give everyone their own soundproof office so that they can talk to their computers and get their work done.

      i don't see any drastic changes to computer keyboards coming in the near or relatively distant future. the world types on qwerty, it'll probably stay that way for a while. sure there's better key layouts, but you try giong from 100 wpm on a qwerty keyboard and learning an entirely different layout without killing your efficiency at work. it won't happen. what i do see happening is some company creating a keyboard with extra keys that do things like cut/copy/paste, maybe a single ctrl-alt-del key for windows users, and maybe a close program key. things taht we use 2-3 key combinations for right now. i used to have a crappy keyboard that had power buttons on it. it was the cheapest keyboard i could find at compusa. it had power, sleep, and wake buttons right under the del, end, and pgdwn keys. it was kind of weird. it had a function key in the upper right hand corner to use those keys and it also had volume symbols and lock/unlock on the function keys so i could raise and lower the volume and lock and unlock the keyboard. i thought that was kidn of weird and dumb. i don't think i needed to use the function button to put my computer to sleep, which got annoying because i woudl accidentally hit it.

      the problem with creating a new keyboard design and layout is that the world is so used to what we have now that adding/changing anything won't make life easier for us unless we completely switch to it both at home and at work.

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    4. Re:future keyboards by AsparagusChallenge · · Score: 1

      voice control

      I don't think so. Many people like working in silence.

    5. Re:future keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not sure about other places and people around... But I type a hell of a lot faster than I can talk... Then again.. That could be that I am from South Carolina... Or my inbred past...

    6. Re:future keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or listen to music while working.

    7. Re:future keyboards by tkny · · Score: 1

      i'm not exactly sure that would make it more 'productive'. i mean, i can type faster than i write already, and i'm almost getting to the point where i can have sentences typed out faster than i can say it out.... thank IM.

    8. Re:future keyboards by crossconnects · · Score: 1
      butt kan yoo spel?

      Lighten up people. this was a joke.

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    9. Re:future keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Voice Control.
      "Computer, open 'My Documents'!"
      "Unable to comply."
      "F***ing piece of S#!+!! I oughta throw you out of the window! That's the 15th time you said that!"
      "Unable to Comply."
      "Why not?"
      "There is an error."
      "What?"
      "Error: No Error."

    10. Re:future keyboards by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      what i do see happening is some company creating a keyboard with extra keys that do things like cut/copy/paste

      It already happened and it didn't take. When Apple debuted their extended keyboard (basically a PC keyboard clone with a command key) they hardwired the F-keys 1 through 4 to Undo Cut Copy Paste. Maybe the relative distance from the home row made them useless when command-z(xcv) was closer.

      The most useful addition for me to any keyboard has got to be the volume keys. I could do without the keypad entirely.

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    11. Re:future keyboards by Jellybob · · Score: 1
      what i do see happening is some company creating a keyboard with extra keys that do things like cut/copy/paste


      The company is called Microsoft, the new natural keyboards have the function keys set to be single key shortcuts to functions like that, with an F-Lock key for when you need to use the function keys.
    12. Re:future keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will not work. People have a lot less control over their thoughts than they do over their hands. If you have a direct mind to computer link you are asking for disasters. Imagine you are chatting with your CEO over something like a corporate ICQ and then Virginia Abbondanza with the huge knockers walks by your desk and the the computer suddenly spews out what you are thinking. Uh huh.

      Never happen.

      People talking to computers sounds like a great idea but it doesn't work out in practice. I've been in offices where people try that and it soon drives their neighbors nuts.

      Not practical even though it sounds neat.

    13. Re:future keyboards by zabieru · · Score: 1

      Gorilla Arm! Touchscreens have a tendancy to screw up your shoulder muscles if used for long periods of time. This is called gorilla arm. So they're great for short-term applications, like those computers in museums that you use for five minutes and then walk to the next exhibit, and they work okay if they're tilted up and you use them standing, but they'll never be a desktop interface. On the other hand, voice recognition could very well be used... Highly trainable subvocal-recognition would work well. I liken current voice-rec to non-Bayesian spam filtering, though the analogy isn't perfect. I expect it to improve quite a bit.

    14. Re:future keyboards by GuyWithLag · · Score: 1

      Um... If you have a processor in your brain, does that mean you'll need a propeller on your head to cool it down?

      Seriously though, as much as I'd like to have one of them installed in my cranium, it won't happen within our lifetimes, simply because the sum total of our knowledge about the architecture of the brain is near zero (no, I don't think "this thing here handles vision" counts). Further, the amount of training on both sides of the interface will probably be almost as a foreign language.

      It'd be certainly noce tho :-)

    15. Re:future keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with single function keys is this:

      People aren't ambidextrous. Take for instance, cut, copy & paste. As it is now (in Windows setups, and maybe *nix GUI) you have the right hand setup: Ctrl + X/C/V for cut/copy/paste (CCP) and the left hand setup: Shift+Del (cut) Ctrl+Ins (copy) Ctrl+Ins (paste)

      Now being left-handed, I'll sometimes come across some bastard application that won't support the left handed CCP keys. It's quite a strain to either remove my left hand from the mouse to the r/h keys or bring my right hand over and use the r/h keys (using the opposite hand which kind of cramps your hand muscles up)

      If you had "Cut Copy Paste" keys, they would have to be in the center of the layout, which of course is stupid because then every one will have to start moving their hands around.

      The only way I could see it working is if functionality keys were situated on an extra row below the spacebar, but they would probably get in the way of the spacebar then... I dunno. Just leave my Ctrl+Ins alone :)

    16. Re:future keyboards by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Naw, you're computer interface would act as something of an artificial organ. You'd be able to control it just as well, or as poorly, as any other part of your body.

      Dare I ask who Virginia Abbondanza is? :)

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    17. Re:future keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats going to make my job impossible.

      talking on the phone with a customer & also using my voice to input their order, hows that done?

      voice input will be fine for people who dont use their machines for *work* but for the rest of us the keyboard is fine just the way it is.

    18. Re:future keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bu-wah-hahahahahahahahaha... Welcome to the present... Go buy one of the "natural language" voice programs and watch it work. They suck heinously, and I speak in "Generalized American Dialect" with little discernable accent or inflection...

    19. Re:future keyboards by crossconnects · · Score: 1
      current natural language programs are pathetic.

      the original post was intended to be tongue in cheek.

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  10. Hard to say... by WallsRSolid · · Score: 1

    Of course, we will always have to balance between supporting legacy apps and the increased productivity of innovation. If you want to see changes put into effect, though, put your money where your mouth is when you next see a keyboard layout that really cries out to you. Then post a review to slashdot.. ;-) Geeks have a lot of buying power collectively.

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    1. Re:Hard to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they don't.

  11. The keyboard itself is obsolete by HelbaSluice · · Score: 1

    Throwback to the 80's!? Rows of buttons and blinking lights just seem so 40's!!

    Seems to me like the most promising development for command-oriented input like the kind that the poster mentioned are the recent batch of gesture-based devices like this one.

    1. Re:The keyboard itself is obsolete by Steveftoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think so, it's the fastest way to enter text that doesn't involve a lot of makeing noise.

      Think about it, if you want to enter text what's the next logical step? Gesture based systems? Not really, it won't let you easily enter mass amounts of random text.

      Voice rec? Even if it were perfect, it would require massive changes to places like where I work. As any any cubical farm other voices are distracting from what I'm doing.

      Besides the fact that Voice Rec would really suck for entering code.

      The keyboard is the most accurate, quickest device that we have for entering text into a computer. Until something comes along that is better, we will continue to use it.

    2. Re:The keyboard itself is obsolete by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      The keyboard is the most accurate, quickest device that we have for entering text into a computer. Until something comes along that is better, we will continue to use it.

      I think the only thing which could possibly render the keyboard obsolete is a single button "render my thoughts directly to the screen". One day, prehaps. Then again, the average person thinks about sex how often ?

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    3. Re:The keyboard itself is obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously that would never work since someone's code would be interspersed with random things like "god damn she has a nice ass" or "I have got to take a shit". How would the mind interface know that these random thoughts weren't to be input into the computer during marathon programming sessions?

    4. Re:The keyboard itself is obsolete by HelbaSluice · · Score: 1

      For text, sure. I agree completely. But the question was: what keyboard layout can you devise to support all the back-and-foarward-buttoning and copy-pasting and undo-redoing we all do every day. NO keyboard is the best keyboard for that.

    5. Re:The keyboard itself is obsolete by Michael+Ross · · Score: 0

      Voice rec? Even if it were perfect, it would require massive changes to places like where I work. As any any cubical farm other voices are distracting from what I'm doing.

      Probably not, since people are able to use speech recognition successfully using a voice volume level less than that of their neighbors talking on their phones. I've used speech recognition for years at several employers, and most of that time I was in a cubicle and not a (shared) office.

      Besides the fact that Voice Rec would really suck for entering code.

      Even though dictating code is less efficient than dictating text, countless developers are now using speech recognition for coding. Check out http://groups.yahoo.com/group/VoiceCoder/.

    6. Re:The keyboard itself is obsolete by darien · · Score: 1

      I imagine you'd have a buffer that would show the last x thoughts you had, and then you'd just mentally indicate which one you wanted to insert at the cursor.

  12. Only one true keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    And that is the Happy Hacking Keyboard designed explicitly for RMS. If you aren't using it you aren't hacking.

    1. Re:Only one true keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not paying $129 for a keyboard. I'd rather pay $50 and get an IBM Rapidaccess. At least that has a number pad. How can you play Quake without a number pad? Unless you're one of them WASD or similar using communists. You're not one of them, are you?

    2. Re:Only one true keyboard by daverabbitz · · Score: 1

      I like the idea but I want a keyboard which has a big loud click feel like My old IBM/AT keyboard with huge microswitch's none of this pussy soft touch membrane shit

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    3. Re:Only one true keyboard by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      You can have my SGI granite keyboard (yep, the ones with the cube logo, not the lame new logo) when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

    4. Re:Only one true keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. It doesn't have hyper, meta or super keys. How are you supposed to use it with emacs?

    5. Re:Only one true keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also love these things; I have three or four including a rare space saving model (no numeric keypad). They last foreve. Look for "Model M" or "Buckling Spring" on ebay.

    6. Re:Only one true keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you get one without that backward apostrophe key. That thing is always in the way when I am doing some hardcore hacking. Alls I need is Start -> Programs -> hacking t00ls .... damn I one punk ass hacker.... hardcore ...

  13. Key? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

    What 'double-s shape' is this? Can you provide some sort of picture?

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    1. Re:Key? by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      My guess is he means Apple's 'command' key. Though I'd like to know what he is doing if he never uses it. It's used for the keyboard shortcuts: copy, paste, quit, switch programs...

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    2. Re:Key? by cei · · Score: 1

      Or he's using a German iBook...

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    3. Re:Key? by eggstasy · · Score: 1

      What, this? --> --

    4. Re:Key? by KewlPC · · Score: 1
      the Command key is the Apple equivalent of the PC's Ctrl key. And it gets used all the damn time.

      As far as the ` (backtick) key goes, its obvious he's not very proficient with *nix.

      Whatever is between the backticks gets executed.

      For example, to compile a GTK+ program, you'd do something like
      gcc gtkprog.c -o gtkprog `gtk-config --cflags --libs`
      which will first execute the command "gtk-config --cflags --libs" and then use its output on the command line for gcc.

      It's much easier to just stick that into my program's makefile than typing out all the necessary compiler flags and libraries needed to compile a GTK+ program, and is more portable. On my system, I'd need to instead insert into the makefile:
      gcc gtkprog.c -o gtkprog -I/usr/include/gtk-1.2 -I/usr/include/glib-1.2 -I/usr/lib/glib/include -I/usr/X11R6/include -L/usr/lib -L/usr/X11R6/lib -lgtk -lgdk -rdynamic -lgmodule -lglib -ldl -lXi -lXext -lX11 -lm
      It's pretty much required that you use gtk-config when compiling GTK+ programs, since not everybody on every OS is going to have all the libraries and whatnot in the same place, and gtk-config will give you output customized for your machine. If you didn't have the backtick key, you'd have to type it out, and lose a degree of portability.

      I'll keep the backtick key, thank you very much.
    5. Re:Key? by clueless+idiot · · Score: 3, Funny

      To begin, draw an S for snake, or dragon, or whatever, next we'll draw a more different S.

      TROGDOR!

      </Strongbad>

    6. Re:Key? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      That's a glyph, sure, but it does not have an actual key. (unless perhaps the poster is using some weird foreign keyboard)

      And since the poster is using a Mac, it's improbable that he will never use the Command Key. Not that the glyph on that looks anything like a double-s shape.

      Maybe he means the ampersand? I have no idea.

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    7. Re:Key? by Scud_the_disposable_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      bwa ha ha ha... And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIGHT!!

    8. Re:Key? by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      And since the poster is using a Mac, it's improbable that he will never use the Command Key. Not that the glyph on that looks anything like a double-s shape.

      The "glyph" on the command key is a cartography symbol. It represents a point of interest.

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    9. Re:Key? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      I know what it is. And I use an Apple keyboard, so I'm looking at one right now. It just doesn't look like a double-s shape.

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    10. Re:key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Set you homepage to http://[fav porn site]
      then use the "Internet" key!

    11. Re:Key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said he was using an iBook. Here on this iBook, is underneath Escape. Shifted it gives ±. This is possibly the first (and second) time I;ve ever pressed that key.

    12. Re:Key? by Scud_the_disposable_ · · Score: 1

      wow, that was a waste of a mod point, but thanx 4 the karma... =)

    13. Re:Key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      '' is a 'paragraph symbol', as in "please refer to 5.4".

      On my Belgian AZERTY-keyboard, it is located conveniently on the top row. On the '6'-key. Do note that I can get this charachter directly, while I have to hold shift to get '6'

      *sigh*

    14. Re:Key? by Drachemorder · · Score: 1

      Consummate V's! I said CONSUMMATE V's! Sheesh...

  14. Xmodmap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I xmodmap useless keys to more linux friendly functions. E.G. the `windows' key is mapped to next workspace.

  15. YESS!!! GIMME SLACK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh damn. I've been draeming about this for a few months now.

    I want a keyb that has pry-out keys which each contain a resistor/whatever to mark what they are.
    Then I can remap my keyb without confusing my coworkers (well, some of them) and I don't have to wonder which mapping is in effect. Also I want to be able to "break" teh numpad off and move it to the left side and back, or even leave it totally seperate.

    And I want a pony.

    Alternatively, an LCD touchscreen wouldn't be half bad.

    Hey IBM, if you make either of these things can you please give me a big fat check? Or at least a demo unit? You b'stards seem to make things I think of whether I keep the idea to myself or not... and god knows that simply thinking of an idea on your own proves that you own it. ;-)

    okay i luv you buh bye
    ~the alternating coward

    1. Re:YESS!!! GIMME SLACK! by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Hey IBM, if you make either of these things can you please give me a big fat check?

      IBM, space saver, Model M. Enjoy. Although remapping all the keys on the space saver might be a little difficult, with the full size model, the caps are removeable.

      Enjoy.

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    2. Re:YESS!!! GIMME SLACK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an acer keyboard that has a separate numeric section. I keep it on the left side of the main keyboard, so the distance between mouse and keyboard is less.

      The keyboard is quite distinctive: it is a split-keyboard ('natural') model, and the cursor keys are situated between the left and right half. It took some getting used to but now I love it, and it is great for gaming.

      Here's a picture of the thing: http://www.dansdata.com/fkeyboard.htm

  16. Obviously by Exiler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We need a pr0n key that logs into the set p2p network and downloads all the latest pr0n

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    1. Re:Obviously by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      How about a "hide the pr0n key", for when someone walks by ?

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  17. Sys Req by ejaw5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anybody care to explain the purpose (if any) for the Sys Req button (shared by Print Screen). My impression of it is that it may have had some use way back in the day before my time, but can't think of any purpose today.

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    1. Re:Sys Req by sebmol · · Score: 5, Informative

      IIRC, the SysRq key was introduced with the 286 protected mode. It was thought that this key would provide access to operating system functions in that mode while a regular app is running.

      It never served any real purpose.

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    2. Re:Sys Req by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In linux, if you enable it, you can use it to do such wonderful things as an emergency sync alt-sysrq-s or emergency boot alt-sysrq-b or kill all apps on the current terminal, etc. pretty useful if an app completly locks up.

    3. Re:Sys Req by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      It's used to support the "Magic SysReq key" feature of the Linux kernel. See kernel docs (or google) for more info.

    4. Re:Sys Req by jericho4.0 · · Score: 4, Informative
      The 'Sys Req' key, or 'System Request', is meant as a sort of direct conduit to lower level funtions.

      For example, on Linux kernels with system debugging enabled, you can use it to force the machine to sync disks, reboot, dump debugging info out the serial port, etc. On a Sun box, you use the equivalent key to drop into the BIOS (which includes a CLI and lisp).

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    5. Re:Sys Req by Octothorp · · Score: 5, Informative
      It never served any real purpose.

      ..on a lot of machines. However, you can now use it for it's intended purpose under Linux see the file sysrq.txt in the Documentation directory of the kernel source.

      You can do useful things like sync your disk before you have to power cycle the machine. Or, kill all processes on the current VT.

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    6. Re:Sys Req by sebmol · · Score: 1

      Of course, all that is only true for the Microsoft plattform. Linux has been using it for a while to the exact purpose it was originally intended (keyboard access to critical OS functions). Windows never did that.

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    7. Re:Sys Req by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens if you are running an IBM Terminal emulator under Linux and you actually need to do a SysRq?

      Gotta remember that 12 years ago when the "CUA" standard was written, MS was IBM's buttboy.

    8. Re:Sys Req by ernop · · Score: 1

      forth. not lisp.

    9. Re:Sys Req by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Not only that but it's significant that open firmware is really two things; a forth interpreter native to the local processor, and forth code for everything else. Until the kernel loads, the disk access, screen control, and network access are all controlled by the forth code.

      This is why Sun console video is so slow.

      I'm sure the poster of the comment I am replying to knew that already, but the person two up obviously had no clue, or was asleep, or drugged... Either way, they shouldn't be posting comments on /.

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    10. Re:Sys Req by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On Windows, the PrtSc (print screen) button takes a snapshot of the screen and places it in the clipboard. Very handy for doing screenshots.

    11. Re:Sys Req by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Anybody care to explain the purpose (if any) for the Sys Req button (shared by Print Screen). My impression of it is that it may have had some use way back in the day before my time, but can't think of any purpose today."

      On windows, if you press this button, it will do a screen capture. Just press it, open your favourite paint program, and then paste and you will have a screen cap (without the mouse cursor.)

    12. Re:Sys Req by Chemical · · Score: 1
      Client Access uses Shift-ESC by default. I don't know what Mocha (the only 5250/3270 emulators for Linux I know of) uses. As with most terminal emulators, I'm sure you can map it.

      At work we use an OS called 4690, which is a controller operating system for IBM POS terminals. It actually uses the SysRq key for system functions, but when telnetting in, of course it wont work. We have the telnet client configured to have ~ mapped to Alt+SysRq.

    13. Re:Sys Req by shepd · · Score: 1

      Print Screen calls a specific software interrupt (or at least it did in DOS). I assume that if you wanted that ability, but for non-printing functions, you would use the SysRq key instead (which was part of Print Screen, and probably generated its own interrupt.)

      But it's been a while since I tried that. The interrupt was handy for using graphics.com to print stuff out in my programs instead of writing my own print driver.

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    14. Re:Sys Req by OSSMKitty · · Score: 2, Informative

      The last I knew, Sun machines didn't have a BIOS, they had a PROM. They also didn't have Lisp, they had Forth. 'Course, it has been awhile...

    15. Re:Sys Req by unitron · · Score: 1
      "On Windows, the PrtSc (print screen) button takes a snapshot of the screen and places it in the clipboard. Very handy for doing screenshots."

      And PrtSc plus I forget if it's the Shift or Control or Alt key but it's one of them captures a snapshot of the active window (rather than the entire screen) to the clipboard which is occasionally useful.

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    16. Re:Sys Req by unitron · · Score: 1

      PrintScreen and a good ol dot matrix or other straight from LPT1 printer can be used to see the boot up screen (before OS loads) if your monitor is borked, thus providing a clue that it is the monitor and not something else.

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    17. Re:Sys Req by barryp · · Score: 1

      IBM 3270 mainframe terminals had a SysReq key, I'm sure that for emulation purposes it was awfully handy for IBM to add that to the keyboard when they introduced the PC/AT.

    18. Re:Sys Req by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      Confusing forth with lisp get me 'cluless'? Ouch. When's the last time anyone actually coded for the Sun prom, anyway?

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    19. Re:Sys Req by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      that's Alt-PrtScr for "grab current window".

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    20. Re:Sys Req by unitron · · Score: 1

      The SysRq (System Request) key is left over from the days of mainframes and terminals. I found a pretty good explanation here.

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    21. Re:Sys Req by philthap1n0y · · Score: 0

      I always thought it meant that a PRINT SYSTEM was REQUIRED for you to PRINT from the Print Scrn key...

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    22. Re:Sys Req by oaklybonn · · Score: 1
      Any time someone wanted to write an SBUS driver. Which admittedly, isn't too frequent anymore.

      Still, a working knowledge of forth can make certain maintenance operations (booting a different kernel, examining the device tree) a whole lot easier when you're having boot problems.

      Mac's have been OpenFirmware based since 1994 or so (first PCI PowerMacs).

      Oh, and there's an OpenFirmware song, too: sung by Mitch Bradley

    23. Re:Sys Req by ReverendRyan · · Score: 3, Informative
      The sequence to safely reboot a locked Linux box is:

      Alt-SysRq-R --- Turns off keyboard raw mode (sets to XLATE)
      Alt-SysRq-S --- Syncs the filesystems
      Alt-SysRq-E --- SIGTERM to all processes except init
      Alt-SysRq-I --- SIGKILL to all processes except init
      Alt-SysRq-U --- Remount the filesystems readonly
      Alt-SysRq-B --- Reboot (like pressing ctrl-alt-delete in DOS)

      An easy-to-remember saying is "Raising Skinny Elephants Is Utterly Boring"... I found that in one of my Linux books (although I cant remember wich one, so I cant give proper credit... sorry).

      The sequence should work even when the system appears to be locked hard. Often, all that is required is Alt-SysRq-I, wich will kill the runaway process(es) that has caused the system to crash.
    24. Re:Sys Req by sivann · · Score: 1

      lisp? it is not lisp, it is FORTH!

    25. Re:Sys Req by benja · · Score: 1

      On a Sun box, you use the equivalent key to drop into the BIOS (which includes a CLI and lisp).

      The Common Language Infrastructure? Wow, Microsoft smuggled .NET into Sun's BIOS? ;-)

  18. Keyboards not just for typing by A_Duck_Named_Ping · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Realize that the PC revolution was fueled by worprocessing and spreadsheet software, which both lend themselves to keyboard/keypad input devices. At some point -- aren't we living in the future yet? -- the input devices must make an evolutionary leap. If you look in the video editing and medical imaging field, the input devices reflect the nature of how the work is done (dials, sliders, toggle buttons). A fictional example of one possibility is the type of 3d input device used in Minority Report. We still are mostly creatures of the keyboard (damn blogs!), but at some point, the next killer app may bring about the emergence of a better input device. Oh yeah, and voice recognition might not suck so much someday ;-) -duck

    1. Re:Keyboards not just for typing by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      If you look in the video editing ... field

      In the world of non-linear video editing, such as on systems like Avid, the keyboard is your friend.

      Editors who only use the mouse are much slower than editors who use both the keyboard and mouse at the same time (one hand on the keyboard, the other on the mouse).

      If somebody made a device that you could connect to your computer that was similar to an off-line 3-point editing board, but with extra buttons that you could map to commonly-used Avid functions, that would kick so much ass. You'd still need to use the mouse, though (to select clips, bins, etc.).

      And besides, the keyboard is still the best way to enter text. Especially if the text you're entering isn't a real word, like in programming.

    2. Re:Keyboards not just for typing by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      If you look in the video editing and medical imaging field, the input devices reflect the nature of how the work is done (dials, sliders, toggle buttons)

      How much of that is because "it's the way work is done" and how much is because "When we invented these things, you actually had to throw switches, bring capacitors on-line, etc"?
    3. Re:Keyboards not just for typing by Rayonic · · Score: 2, Funny

      > the input devices must make an evolutionary leap

      I disagree. I think they should make a revolutionary step.

    4. Re:Keyboards not just for typing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The minority report gesture thingy is probably useful for doing math. Grapping the expression and tossing it to the right hand side of an equation or some junk like that. For any other work, it is a whole lot of hand movement. It is a bot too involved and tiring.

    5. Re:Keyboards not just for typing by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      I type faster than I can talk. Voice recognition is bad. I don't want 3d input devices (except for pr0n games), I just want a keyboard buffer that I can't overflow by using IRC :P

    6. Re:Keyboards not just for typing by cliveholloway · · Score: 1
      A fictional example of one possibility is the type of 3d input device used in Minority Report

      I dunno, they still had to pick up large sheets of plastic to "load" reports. Great leaps in storage technology there, eh :)

      cLive ;-)

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    7. Re:Keyboards not just for typing by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Voice regognition??

      "tab if Silent equals false left curly bracket newline tab tab printf left round bracket double quote percent sign s double quote comma space Output right round bracket semicolon newline tab right curly bracket space forward slash star space Output debug information space star forward slash newline newline ..."

      I think i'll stay with my keyboard thanks.

    8. Re:Keyboards not just for typing by A_Duck_Named_Ping · · Score: 1

      very good point, though at some point high level programming may just involve some kind of UML palette.

    9. Re:Keyboards not just for typing by A_Duck_Named_Ping · · Score: 1
      Well, think about how many software widgets follow from physical design.

      If you spent most of your time adjust color balances for images, a slider on the keyboard makes more sense than use a mouse/keys to get to the 'software' slider that you would move with a mouse...

      I think you last question

      How much of that is because "it's the way work is done" and how much is because "When we invented these things, you actually had to throw switches, bring capacitors on-line, etc"?
      is exactly the kind of thinking that will lead to the next generation of keyboards.
    10. Re:Keyboards not just for typing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you look in the video editing and medical imaging field, the input devices reflect the nature
      > of how the work is done (dials, sliders, toggle buttons).

      The problem with that notion is that video and medical imaging are very specific tasks. If the PC were only to perform very specific tasks, then you could create specialty inputs for common tasks. Unfortunatly, (or fortunatly) this thing I'm using right now is a multipurpose machine, which means it can do a lot of things, but the input structure must necessarily be generic. Attempts at
      "specific task" keys have led to all those useless legacy buttons on your keyboard.

      Personally, I think the generic spread of function keys is ideal.

  19. Stupid iBook Fn Key by Flamesplash · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I borrow an ibook from work every now and then and it's frustrating to have the fn (function) key be the bottom left most key where on my Sun and PC keyboard it's Control. I've made many a Vim error due to it, good thing there's undo.:w

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    1. Re:Stupid iBook Fn Key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use a fabulous utility called Ucontrol that lets you swap the function and control keys, scroll with the trackpad, and other cool stuff.

      http://gnufoo.org/ucontrol/

    2. Re:Stupid iBook Fn Key by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      I hate to be the one to tell you this, but undo is not :w

      That could explain some of the problems you've been having ;)

    3. Re:Stupid iBook Fn Key by slide-rule · · Score: 1

      Want to know frustration? How about the *alternate* Sun keyboard layout. You know... CTRL and Caps Lock are reversed (in lower left corner), ESC is where the ` (backtick) key is, the ` key is between = and a one-key-wide backspace, and one or two other completely UNIX-hostile layout changes. Our workplace (all Sun systems for real work) seems to have these alternate layouts sporadically deployed at about 20%, so you're at someone else's desk helping them out or whatever, 1 in 5 chance that you can't do anything beyond straight alpha-typing. Need emacs? God help you figure out why your case keeps changing, but none of the bound functions are working. ;-)

  20. In theory... by ScriptGuru · · Score: 1

    You should be able to set up your own keyboard map and touch type (or draw on your keyboard). It isn't the most elegant method, but you can really optimise your keyboard usage. I personally like the current setup (on standard PCs, don't get me started with mac keyboards), everything is right where it needs to be for speedy use. I wouldn't dream of using anything else, especially since I touch typed this comment.

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    1. Re:In theory... by redmond · · Score: 1

      everything is right where it needs to be for speedy use

      Actually, the QWERTY layout used on keyboards today was designed by Christopher Latham Scholes to keep frequently used keys apart, slow down a typist and prevent jamming on the first typewriters, not allow for speedy use.

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  21. For those Apple users... by BlackGriffen · · Score: 1

    cmd-` is a common shortcut in apps to cycle windows (standard behavior in Cocoa, I think).

    As for keyboards of the future, there won't be any. People will simply "plug in" using a more direct neural interface ;).

    BG

    1. Re:For those Apple users... by rdevans · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it is in Mac OS X (I have not yet used it so I do not know), but the standard window cycle shortcut is "command-tab" for Mac OS 9.

    2. Re:For those Apple users... by ecchi_0 · · Score: 1

      In OS X, command+tab still switches windows, however it only switches between PARENT windows. For example, I commonly have multiple websites open in my web browser and two or more Word documents open. Command+tab switches between Word and Safari, and Command+` switches between windows within them. Very useful, I just wish Windows had an implementation like this!

    3. Re:For those Apple users... by No-op · · Score: 1

      Windows does have an implementation like that- it's Alt-Tab. Control-Tab does the same thing that it does in mac OS, and KDE/Gnome/whatever; Alt-Tab switches between windows in an active app, like an irc prog, word, what have you.

      This only works if your app uses that UI paradigm, though. I prefer MDI myself, ala Mozilla or Opera.

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    4. Re:For those Apple users... by ecchi_0 · · Score: 1

      By an implementation in Windows I meant of ctrl+` - even something application-based rather than OS based would be nice (in a web browser, etc)

    5. Re:For those Apple users... by MattXonn · · Score: 1

      As for keyboards of the future, there won't be any. People will simply "plug in" using a more direct neural interface

      Plug in?? I would have thought we would all be Bluetooth enabled. All we would have to do is go near the computer in order to control it. Or maybe we would be computers ourselves, just nodes on a network, able to connect to different computers on the internet.

    6. Re:For those Apple users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,

      how do I type that cmd-` thing? I'm sitting in front of a german iBook500 right now and am not able to switch the windows of my safari browser...

    7. Re:For those Apple users... by jishcat · · Score: 0
      BlackGriffen said:
      People will simply "plug in" using a more direct neural interface ;).

      Yeah, but do we get to eat ground up dead people intravenously?

    8. Re:For those Apple users... by BlackGriffen · · Score: 1

      cmd is short for command, the official name of the button next to the spacebar with an apple and that clover-like symbol. You obviously know where the ` key is, so I'll leave it at that.

      BG

  22. New Microsoft Keyboards by Berylium · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The new MS Office Keyboard from Micrsoft not only includes multimedia and office launching buttons above the function keys but also buttons to the left of the standard buttons dedicated to cut, copy, past, backwards, and forwards. Aside from Undo/redo that accounts for the extra functions you wanted. It even includes an extra large scroll wheel.

    1. Re:New Microsoft Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question...

      Does it have a key to dump windoze to a command prompt when its GUI completely freezes?

    2. Re:New Microsoft Keyboards by unitron · · Score: 1
      "Does it have a key to dump windoze to a command prompt when its GUI completely freezes?"

      Doesn't matter, unfortunately. When the GUI completely freezes all keyboard input, including the three-finger salute, is ignored. sometimes even the reset button on the case is ignored and on ATX boards the power button as well. This is really because it isn't the GUI that froze, it's the stuff going on underneath it.

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    3. Re:New Microsoft Keyboards by lsdino · · Score: 1

      The new MS Office Keyboard from Micrsoft not only includes multimedia and office launching buttons above the function keys but also buttons to the left of the standard buttons dedicated to cut, copy, past, backwards, and forwards. Aside from Undo/redo that accounts for the extra functions you wanted. It even includes an extra large scroll wheel.

      I have an office keyboard, and it actually has the undo/redo buttons. They are above the home/end/page up/page down/delete buttons (insert's been moved up above the numeric keypad). But, what it lacks is many multimedia functions. It is, after all, the office keyboard. The only multimedia functions it has is volume controls. Everything else is office related.

      It's really unfortunate because the office keyboard is also not a natural keyboard. So it's a choice between a natural keyboard w/ multimedia buttons, or a non-natural keyboard w/o multimedia but with the big scroll wheel & application switching buttons.

      I'm tempted to switch back to a natural multimedia keyboard. I just wish I could get the wheel, the multimedia buttons (stop/next/play/etc, in addition to volume) and the natural layout all-in-one.

    4. Re:New Microsoft Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i use one of these at work, not by choice mind you, it was at the workstation when i started the job.

      At first i thought the scroll wheel would be handy, but i never seem to use it, the scroll wheel on my mouse is much more convenient. Same with the cut, copy, and paste buttons really. I find myself still using ctrl-v & ctrl-c.

      my primary complaint about it is the f-lock which turns the function keys into all sorts of office commands. This would be fine except for some reason the printscreen key is tied in with that feature. For some reason, the only way to use printscreen on that keyboard is to 1st turn on the f-lock & then you have to hit ctrl (or alt i cant remember) & printscreen at the same time!

      it takes me about 5 min to remember what all i have to do every time i want to use the damn printscreen key. Id be much happier with the ancient IBM kb i use at home.

    5. Re:New Microsoft Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sun has it for centuries.

    6. Re:New Microsoft Keyboards by Timex · · Score: 1

      The new MS Office Keyboard from Micrsoft not only includes multimedia and office launching buttons above the function keys but also buttons to the left of the standard buttons dedicated to cut, copy, past, backwards, and forwards.

      Now THAT'S what i call innovative -- NOT!

      I'm sitting here, looking at my SPARC20's keyboard, and most of those are there: Stop, Props, Front, Open, Find, Again, Undo, Copy, Paste and Cut... I've also had keyboards for my PC (before 1995) that had a mouse built-in, so there goes the innovation on that regard, too.

      Come on, Microsoft... Crawl into a hole somewhere and DIE already.

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  23. Matias Half-Keyboard Principle ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a software developer, my keystroke volume is not really huge, and I end up using the mouse very frequently.
    Therefore for many months I have been on the mailing list, waiting for the "coming soon" X2 version of the half-keyboard.
    http://halfkeyboard.com/products/hkbx2info.html

    The core principle - I WANT to be able to do the alphabet, the underscore etc, and the cut/copy/paste with my left hand only. This would produce so much "consumer surplus", that I think folks might then switch. ANY new keyboard design should incorporate this general principle, even though the details might not be a-la-Matias.

    1. Re:Matias Half-Keyboard Principle ? by Malc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Will that work with the right hand only, instead?

    2. Re:Matias Half-Keyboard Principle ? by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Sometimes, I like to do my one-handed typing with my right hand, so it feels like someone else.

    3. Re:Matias Half-Keyboard Principle ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a software developer, my keystroke volume is not really huge, and I end up using the mouse very frequently.

      Let me guess - Emacs is not your preferred IDE?

      Ba-dum-crash!
    4. Re:Matias Half-Keyboard Principle ? by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      What was that? You want to be able to type web addresses one handed?

      I think I know where your going with this one...

    5. Re:Matias Half-Keyboard Principle ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. Lot's of mouse, not too much keybord. What kind of software do you develop? Click and play?

  24. Remapping by apple-marc · · Score: 1

    You could always just remap some of those useless keys to do something else.

  25. sorry by enos · · Score: 1

    There's only one company that universally changed the keyboard for virtually all PCs: Microsoft.
    Sorry to say it, but only a monopoly could do that. If logitech made keyboards with extra keys, and bioses/oses didn't support the extra keys, it'll die quick. Plus, my special keys are better then your special keys, so in the end we get nothing. Sun is the other example, but they also have a monopoly (on Sun boxes).

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  26. We don't need new keyboards... we need a Win32 vi! by path_man · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean come on! Changing the keyboards now would be like changing all the highways in america from the width they are now to half as wide to accomidate smaller, faster (albeit narrower) cars!

    But in all seriousness, everything I need to do in programming and even quite a lot of word processing (I was using vi for corporate memos until about 1999 when I was forced to use a Word compatible program) I can do without my fingers leaving their home positions on the keyboards. We don't need better keyboards -- or better mice for that matter. What we really need are better applications that either dynamically adapt to the condition at the time, or take better advantage of the hardware that we've got.

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  27. This would be my key... by ewhenn · · Score: 1

    I think this would be the perfect addition

    The primary addition to the keyboard Layout

    Any takers??

    1. Re:This would be my key... by hobo2k · · Score: 1

      Redundant comment. The pr0n key was already mentioned. ;-)

  28. All keyboards should have VCR/TV functions... by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 3, Funny
    We need:
    • Fast-forward
    • Rewind
    • Pause
    • Play
    • Stop
    • Record
    • etc...

    And most of all, all keyboards need an analog volume changer. With IBooks, you can change the volume using some function keys... but there needs a little spinny thing to change the audio (like what is in most refrigerator's to change the temp).

    And lastly, I can't seem to find that double-S thing on my IBook?

    --sex

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  29. TeX by Zach+Garner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key

    But how will we use TeX without it??!

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    As far as things go, I'm sure the average user has more use for a multimedia-specifc keys or internet-specific keys (quick access to their CD/MP3 player, or Internet Explorer) than do programmers.

    When is the last time you saw your mother, et al, use the curley bracket "{". What about the pipe "|". Or the carat "^".

    I know I could not live without them, but most people could easily give them up.

    Have any of you programmers actually used Dvorak or Maltron keyboards. I have. I can still type on either one, but programming on one sucks! The curly bracket is one of my most used keys and it's totally not in the right place for *me*. Anything optimized for writing english text is going to be horrible for any other symbol system.

    Maybe we will get custom keyboards for different sections of the population before too long.

    1. Re:TeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key

      Or Lisp!

      Maybe we will get custom keyboards for different sections of the population before too long.

      Ugh, that'd be heinous. Can you imagine the interoperability nightmare? Or having to hunt down a keyboard that matches your need? That is I can't pick up one at fry's becaues I'm a LISPhead and need parens to be lowercase.
    2. Re:TeX by bigmattana · · Score: 1

      I think that different keyboards for specific user groups would be great, but there needs to be some standardization as well. I know I am not the only person who gets tired of turning the caps on accidentally when I am trying to hit CTRL, since I spend about half my time on a Sun keyboard and half on a "standard" keyboard.

      A simple solution would be to make a standard meta key such as Sun keyboards have, and Meta+(each letter key) = a commonly used symbol. Its a real pain any time you have to bend your wrists more than a few degrees from their normal positions.

    3. Re:TeX by dw · · Score: 1
      Have any of you programmers actually used Dvorak or Maltron keyboards. I have. I can still type on either one, but programming on one sucks! The curly bracket is one of my most used keys and it's totally not in the right place for *me*.

      Nothing's stopping you from modifying it:

      ftp://208.20.194.110/dvorak_dan.jpg
      ftp://208.20.194.110/xmodmap.dvorak-h4x0r

      Kind of a nice novelty, but it's too hard for me to give up qwerty.

    4. Re:TeX by flyonthewall · · Score: 1
      Or the carat "^".


      Whithout the '^', how would nanny be able to type out words like 'hôtel', 'tête', 'être' and many others of the 'la langue de Molière'?

      You don't really expect her to go the "ALT whatever" route right?
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    5. Re:TeX by jman11 · · Score: 1

      Sun vs PC keyboards. I feel your pain. I spend half my life hitting the CAPS key.

    6. Re:TeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How exactally do you use your carat to make a circonflex?

    7. Re:TeX by blisspix · · Score: 1

      if your mother was a librarian she'd use the | everyday. It's a key character (ha) in MARC records.

    8. Re:TeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using a mac.

    9. Re:TeX by Trogre · · Score: 1

      "Anything optimized for writing english text is going to be horrible for any other symbol system."

      You make it sound as if qwerty is optimized for such symbols. I highly doubt that to be the case.

      I struggle with dvorak layouts too, but for one reason and one reason only: I was brought up on qwerty.

      I think the measure here is how efficiently someone without prior exposure to other keyboard layouts can use such characters.

      The symbol placement on dvoraks is actually quite good, so long as you go for a 'proper' layout and ignore the ANSI layout

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    10. Re:TeX by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Or MS Office

    11. Re:TeX by ibjhb · · Score: 1

      I don't know where I read it but I remember that Dvorak was designed for speed but the old typewriters kept getting jammed so they came up with QWERTY to slow people down...

    12. Re:TeX by terrox · · Score: 0

      damn I want a keyboard layout like that, but I don't really want to relearn anything..

    13. Re:TeX by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      It's rather important in programming too; it can mean pipe, next command, and OR ("||").

    14. Re:TeX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a dead-key, at least on my keyboard. First caret, then a, e, or whatever. Êêêêê!

  30. The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by sudog · · Score: 4, Informative

    The reason that keyboards haven't changed much is because they don't need it. If something is (almost) as good as it's going to get, why jerk around and try to make it better?

    So what do I think is the best keyboard I've used and wouldn't bother trying to improve it? I've used everything from a VIC-20, TRS-80 keyboard, to those old IBM electronic typewriters, to a Fujitsu 4725 PS/2.

    The Fujitsu cost me $70(CDN) and I swear it's the best keyboard I could've purchased. Not because it's the good ol' QWERTY layout with a nice big backslash right below the backspace (where it DAMN WELL belongs,) and not because it's the same layout that everyone's been using for decades (and is most comfortable with and thus fastest with,) and not because it's so indestructible it'd probably work well as a bludgeoning weapon in case I were ever attacked in my room:

    No, not for all that. What makes this keyboard better than any other I've so far used is that this Fujitsu has *perfect* key action. It's clicky--but soft enough that it just *begs* you to type as fast as you can. It can take all the pounding you can dish out, and the tactile and soft audible feedback make it a real pleasure to work with.

    Thank you Fujitsu, for making REAL keyboards!

    1. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God dammmit, The IBM Model M ownz you all. Louder than hell, with that awsome huge backslash key, weighs eight pounds, can also be used for bludgeouning purposes...

      AND IT'S MADE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

      (Too bad it's been out of production since 95...)

    2. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if Fujitsu's expertise at making keyboards would translate into expertise makeing hard drives.

    3. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      I love my Logitech keyboard for that exact same reason (cordless iTouch, although I never use the multimedia keys).
      Perfect key action, and all the keys are exactly where they should be...
      Now if only it were self-cleaning... you should see the amount of tar buildup from cigartte smoke et.al on they keys I don't use (numpad for example).

    4. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by Fnkmaster · · Score: 3, Funny
      It can take all the pounding you can dish out, and the tactile and soft audible feedback make it a real pleasure to work with.


      Hmmm, are you quite sure you're talking about your keyboard here?

    5. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by pryan · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the only keyboard I have found that is better than the 4725 is the model M. I am typing on a 4725 right now (and have a backup), but I yearn for my old model M, which I unfortunately lost in a short-sighted way in a move to a new house.

    6. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by the_quark · · Score: 1

      As long as we're talking dream keyboards, gimme an OmniKey/101. It's easily programmable to change repeat speeds, to a Dvorak layout, etc., through DIP switches. \ where it belongs, ~ where it belongs, / where it belongs. Solid, perfect key action.

      Unfortunately I think they were like $120 new and they aren't made, anymore. Friend of mine found some, reconditioned about five years ago, and I bought 4 - one for work, one for home, one for my wife, and one for spare. Wife now uses a laptop, but the work and home one have never given me a lick of trouble.

      And, on the original post, I'll grant him scroll lock. But no bash poweruser could get by without the backtick...

    7. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by sudog · · Score: 1

      I don't think the keyboard itself should have anything to do with key repeat rates. That's the job of whatever software is getting input from the keyboard. :-) IMHO.

    8. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by Aerog · · Score: 1

      I have to agree, although I don't have a 4275, I am currently using an 8725 that I bought for about 40 bucks three years ago. Firstly, it has no extra crap like multimedia keys. It's small and light, and it keeps all the keys in the places they bloody well should be. Unfortunately, the university that I'm attending is switching over to these new IBM machines that, on the non-keyboard side, are nice to run, but on the keyboard side are the equivalent of a kick in the face with cleats This one, the 10K3849 to be specific. The home and end keys are inconveniently located at the top of the keyboard, and even though they aren't too bad in BSD (woohoo emacs) they're absolutely terrible in any sort of Win environment and I've actually caught myself openly cursing at their keyboard layouts in front of lab sections I'm supposed to be teaching. Whoever authorized the purchase of these keyboards should be fired. Whoever designed these keyboards should be fired, then shot.

      However, Fujitsu does make some fantastic keyboards for the "simple, no-frills" experience, which is exactly what I'm looking for. I have to say, however, that I'm a huge convert fan of the "windows" key in any Win environment, just because it saves so many keystrokes and so much time reaching for the mouse. But that's a topic for another post altogether.

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    9. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I think there is a clone of the OmniKey being sold, by Avant.

      I can't find the manufacturer's site right now, but here are a couple a dealers:

      http://www.boysprint.com/Avant.htm
      http://www.c adkey.com/webstore/soln/hardware/index .asp#keybrd

    10. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by sudog · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the windows key just bring up the start menu? What's the matter with control-escape? Easy.. and simpler than getting screwed in a deathmatch when you're right in the middle of five people, you realize what's going on and in your spinning, crazy, equilibrium-like death-throes your finger accidentally hits the Windows key and your whole game freezes while Windows gets paged back in and you die ignobly, making your team lose the flag, lose the round, and the $250 lan party prize that you drove for 20 miles to win, carried 100 lbs of computer gear up two flights of stairs, spent an hour setting up and making sure everyone was patched up to the latest revision of the games you're playing, updated their video drivers and GOD DAMN some punk seems to have run off with a slice of your FRIGGIN PIZZA..

      *pant pant*

      My Windows keys are popped off every time.

    11. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ... You do realize that you can disable those, right?

    12. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by mesmartyoudumb · · Score: 0

      You should sell these things for a living.
      If i wasnt used to my ms natural,i'd buy one.

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    13. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      low blow... come on. he's single, let him be..!

    14. Re:The reason plus, Fujitsu 4725 is AWESOME by Aerog · · Score: 1

      The windows key can be used in combination with other keys like Win-E to bring up windows explorer Win-R to use the Run command, or Win-F to bring up the find dialog. My personal favourite is Win-D to go to the desktop.

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  31. Definitely a worth-while thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't looked into it since I have heard why the keys are in the order that they are, but I have heard before that in the beginning of typewriters keyboards were in alphabetical order and the keys would jam, so they did this to slow people down. If this is true would going back to an alphabetical order help us improve in speed.

  32. Seperate keys? by Senator_B · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally, I feel that allocating seperate/special keys for specific commands will simply make keyboards clunkier and more obtrusive. ctrl + c and crtl + v works fine for me, i don't have to move my hands very far to perform these tasks. Unless keyboard's undergo some sort of radical changes, which is unlikely due to the fact that everyone has been trained on qwerty style keyboards, additional keys will be tacked on in places that are not convieniently reached by the hands. Two and three key combo's improve efficiency, not hinder it.

    1. Re:Seperate keys? by payndz · · Score: 1

      Two and three key combo's improve efficiency, not hinder it. You'd love the old ZX Spectrum keyboard, then. Only 40 keys, but each had five functions!

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  33. About that strange "double-S shape" sign by poulbailey · · Score: 2, Informative

    > I mean - my Mac doesn't have room for page up/down or home/end keys,
    > but it devotes a whole key to a sort of double-S shape that I will never press.

    That would be the paragraph sign. It's used in law.

    1. Re:About that strange "double-S shape" sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      people keep talking about the paragraph sign, but I assure you there are no whole keys dedicated to this symbol on a mac.

    2. Re:About that strange "double-S shape" sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the Paragraph sign was the one that looked like a backwards "P". I'm a lawyer and in law I've only heard of the double S being referred to as "section." I've never seen a keyboard with a "section" key, but I've always wished for one.

    3. Re:About that strange "double-S shape" sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you fucking retard. Use a Mac sometime. It is a square with a circle on each corner... not the "double S" that you are talkign about.

    4. Re:About that strange "double-S shape" sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since another post already said it, I'll say it again. Hey, this is /., isn't it?

      The paragraph is a backwards P with a double vertical bar. It's technical name is the pilcrow. The double S is for sections. I'm not aware if it has a name.

    5. Re:About that strange "double-S shape" sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > I mean - my Mac doesn't have room for page up/down or home/end keys,
      > > but it devotes a whole key to a sort of double-S shape that I will never press.

      > That would be the paragraph sign [symbols.com]. It's used in law.

      Or, used to prefix commands to HackSubban^ at #dormnet...

    6. Re:About that strange "double-S shape" sign by caleugene · · Score: 1

      Weird, if you don't ever use the open-apple/command key in Mac OS, you're probably not using your Mac effectively at all with regard to keyboard input efficiency. In other operating systems it may be of limited utility, I guess. As for in other operating systems, that key is at least more useful than the "Windows" key on most PC keyboards.

      I really can't find a single key on my keyboard that I don't use at all, or semi-frequently. The least used keys on my keyboard are probably 'help' and 'home'

    7. Re:About that strange "double-S shape" sign by madcoder47 · · Score: 1

      That's the COMMAND key. If you've ever cut & pasted on a mac using the keyboard, or used almost any keyboard shortcuts, then you definetly have a use for "that key"

  34. Multilingual keyboards. by I'm+a+racist. · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm American, and only fluent in English, but I travel a bit, and end up using foreign keyboards for months at a time. I'm rather irritated by how these are all set up. For example, why make two keys (one for the character and one for its accented form), when a combination would be much more space efficient (and nicely compatible for a few different languages)? For a lot of the non-alphanumeric characters, foreign keyboards require the use of the 'Alt Gr' key.

    With the migration to larger character sets/encodings (UTF8, UTF16, various Unicode schemes), keyboards should be better designed to access all the characters.

    I happen to be using a French keyboard as I type this, and it's not even properly set up, so the mappings from keys into the character set is a big mess, and I need to do some trial and error to find the right keys.

    Anyone ever try one of those "chord boards" where you only have 5 or so keys, on each of two hand held devices, and you type by pressing the keys in the right combinations? Those seem nice for mobile devices (I hate typing on laptops and cell phones).

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    1. Re:Multilingual keyboards. by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, French keyboards make no sense whatsoever. I mean, why on earth would one want the accents which are used every other word instead of having all the numbers right there on top. I mean, that numerical thing on the side that has all those numbers anyway must be some funny foreign thing too...

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    2. Re:Multilingual keyboards. by MattXonn · · Score: 1

      I happen to be using a French keyboard as I type this, and it's not even properly set up, so the mappings from keys into the character set is a big mess, and I need to do some trial and error to find the right keys. The best thing to do is learn one keyboard layout very well. When you need to use a computer whose keyboard has the keys in a different layout, just change the OS settings to the keyboard you know. Then you won't have any problems. I don't even look at the keyboard when I type. I watch what is typed on the screen.

    3. Re:Multilingual keyboards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're using X, map something via xmodmap to the Compose key. Many European characters are then easily (1 chorded keystroke + 1 character) accessible. You'll probably need a map, but that should be available on your distro or the web. They also tend to be reasonable, for example, the british pound symbol is Compose+- l (or Compose+- L; I'd need to set it up on this computer first, and I'm too lazy right now. :)

    4. Re:Multilingual keyboards. by truenoir · · Score: 1

      Macs have better capability in this regard (in my experience). Open up Key Caps, and see what the modifier keys will grant you, no trial and error (and more characters accessible without copying and pasting out of Character Map).

    5. Re:Multilingual keyboards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm American, and only fluent in English, but I travel a bit, and end up using foreign keyboards for months at a time. I'm rather irritated by how these are all set up.

      FUCK OFF.

      They're not set up for you - they're set up for the "foreigners". Get used to it - the world was not made just for you.

    6. Re:Multilingual keyboards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To us europeans, some of the accented characters are just as common as the letters that the american alphabet uses. Not having separate keys for those would be like removing the "w" key and replacing it with "double-key"-"v". It would work (and does for the accented characters that don't have their own keys), but would make efficient typing more difficult.

    7. Re:Multilingual keyboards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... I haven't seen one keyboard yet, which makes it possible to type in Korean, Japanese, Vietnamese, Russian, Mandarin, Cantonese, German and all the other Characters -- without too much hassle of course.

      Well... Learning how to type all those blindly might be one way -- but not a very good one.

      PLEASE start seeing, that there are more than the origninal latin characters and the world needs them!

      I just remember an article where it stated, that the FBI, NSA and other of those american agencies had problems finding the person they searched for, since there are several transliteration for the original Names. Buaahaaa... Ussamma Usama Osama Ossamma Osamma ibn bin Ladin Laden...

      Heck... People! There are other cultures and most of them have their own language (american didn't right?) and characters!

    8. Re:Multilingual keyboards. by pablo.cl · · Score: 1
      For example, why make two keys (one for the character and one for its accented form), when a combination would be much more space efficient (and nicely compatible for a few different languages)?

      Both Spanish and Latin American keyboards are the way you like. There are and keys to form á, é, í, ó, ú and ü. Maybe the key should have been ü, but the current implementation is, as you said, compatible with other languages (ä, ö for German, ë, ï for French).

  35. Holographic Keyboard by GeorgeK · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see a holographic keyboard, where we can just move our fingers in the air, and the motions would be scanned in by a motion detector or something.

    Although, we'd probably have voice recognition (or mind-reading!) before that ever came to fruition....

    1. Re:Holographic Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe this will do?
      http://www.alpern.org/weblog/stories/2003/01/ 09/pr ojectionKeyboards.html

    2. Re:Holographic Keyboard by Psx29 · · Score: 1

      How about a projection keyboard like posted in the link, but with customizable layouts? Every person could set it to project their own preffered layout and it probably wouldn't be hard to have a way of sharing layouts between different devices. So when you go to your friends house just load it off a disc to use your own layout.

    3. Re:Holographic Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that will make your hands so tired...

  36. I'd like a large red button, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    that makes things go bang.

    1. Re:I'd like a large red button, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called the fire alarm.

  37. Key Changes Across OS by DarkZero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The poster, in my opinion, makes painfully stupid arguments. His argument basically comes down to, "I'm not using it, so NO ONE is using it; It's useless to me, so get rid of it." Maybe he has no use for a tilde key, but a lot of us do. And maybe he has no use for a Scroll Lock and wants something else, but some of us certainly have uses for it and don't mind having Undo set to Ctrl + Something.

    However, this gave me an idea. Some of us need a tilde key, some of us don't. Some of us need scroll lock, some of us don't. So why not just use the same keys that are already set up in a near-perfect fashion for other things? Personally, I've never had any use for the Numpad (it's faster for me to use the numbers above the letters), so I have Internet Explorer, AIM, Winamp, etc. set as Windows hotkeys on Numpad 1, 2, 3, etc. But what about Scroll Lock? Do Linux, Windows, or any specific programs for them let you set something permanently on or off by having Scroll Lock set on or off? And what about setting keys like the tilde key to other things within the OS besides hotkeys, such as resetting it to Ctrl + C for Copy, Ctrl + V for Paste, or setting it to whatever combination of keys Undo or other specific commands is set to in programs like Photoshop? I haven't used Windows XP or Linux yet, so I'm not really sure if either of them has this capability built-in.

    1. Re:Key Changes Across OS by SILIZIUMM · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, you can use the program xkeycaps to change your keyboard layout on *nix. I modified my keyboard layout (french canadian as used in Quebec) to add another dead key (the right Alt key) and I use it to write directly characters such as ãõæåíúñø (just an example). If I'd like to make my scroll lock act as another key, I can do it quite simply.

    2. Re:Key Changes Across OS by kirn_malinus · · Score: 1

      The biggest pain in the @$$ cross-OS key change is and always has been going between Macs and PCs (sorry for the obligitory use of the general term... would you prefer I called them x86 based machines?) and using Command vs. Control. If they were in the same place on both keyboard layouts it wouldn't be so bad, but they're not. After using a mac I'm always hitting Alt on my PC; and after using a PC I'm always hitting the function key on my mac laptop. It's really quite irritating. Don't even get me started on those silly Sun keyboards. Damn you Sun Microsystems, I'm port forwarding my Solaris apps over SSH to my OS X box from now on.

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    3. Re:Key Changes Across OS by iabervon · · Score: 1

      It's easy to get X to remap keys arbitrarily; there's basically a very large set of possible keys, and you can set any actual key on your keyboard to any of them. I haven't seen anything that remaps a key to be a modified key (i.e., ctrl-C) but there's no reason it couldn't be done. On the other hand, programs ought to support keys such as "Undo", and X should really have Cut, Copy, and Paste keys defined.

      It's also possible with most window managers to arbitrarily make keys do window manager functions including starting programs (my "pause/break" key starts/pauses/resumes the CD player).

      Most people don't really know about this functionality, of course, because there isn't really a good interface to it commonly available.

    4. Re:Key Changes Across OS by Permission+Denied · · Score: 1
      You are pointing out what I believe is the original poster's real problem.

      Macs do not let you arbitrarily map keys, as you can do in X11. If you don't like what scroll lock does, make it a backspace key (see xmodmap manpage or look here for a graphical front-end). Won't even triigger the LED anymore if you do that. If you want it to do some function, write a program that listens on the root window for the scroll lock press and then sends some "message" to the foreground window (this is how mwheel works - "message" is in quotes because this can get quite complex).

      Now I know some Mac fanatic is going to point me to Apples KeyBindings documentation or uControl, but these are extremely limited compared to what you can do in X11. I'll admit that Apple's keybindings thing is pretty neat - this page contains a list of functions that you can bind (system-wide) to certain keys or combinations of keys. If you don't like the fact that backslash is taking up an entire key on your Macintosh, bind it to uppercaseWord or whatever.

      It's funny how the original poster complains about tilde but makes no mention of caps lock, the truly useless key on the keyboard. Perhaps caps lock made sense when people were using typewriters, but it makes zero sense when you can accomplish the same thing through software. Occasionally I would like caps lock when I type in a longish macro name (in C, that's what I do all day). Of course I'm not going to enable caps lock (heresy!). I simply wrote a small emacs lisp function that (just look through the current keyboard map and write a replacement function for self-insert-command - gets a little tricky if you want to preserve how kill ring functions (undoes groups of insertions), but not too hard).

      Anyway, the problem is not with keyboards but with systems programmers who don't realize that it's necessary to define system-wide keybindings in a flexible manner (this includes rebinding things like caps lock, alt, windows key, windows right-menu key, command, number pad separately from number keys, etc). This goes against any human interface guidelines (consistency, simplicity, etc.), but my mother has no use for backslash or brace or bracket, whereas I use these as much as any other key in C. Different people have different needs.

    5. Re:Key Changes Across OS by rmohr02 · · Score: 1
      so I have Internet Explorer, AIM, Winamp, etc.
      Look at Mozilla/Phoenix/Chimera/K-Meleon instead of IE, gAIM instead of AIM, and Zinf instead of WinAmp.
    6. Re:Key Changes Across OS by enderak · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you need a Gateway2000 Programmable Keyboard... I swear by them. They let you set macros to virtually any key or compination of key and modifiers, and even give you an extra set of Function keys so you have tons of possibilities. I use one at work for AutoCAD to set up snap and common commands for easy access. And I have one at home with common Linux commands and Java keywords. They stopped making them several years ago, but you can still get new ones on eBay, or used ones at used computer shops or thrift shops.

    7. Re:Key Changes Across OS by unitron · · Score: 1
      Command vs. Control?

      Perhaps we could get the best of both worlds by following the example of the military and consolidating Command and Control.

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    8. Re:Key Changes Across OS by H310iSe · · Score: 1

      Scroll Lock is the perfect example - how would I operate my KVM from my keyboard w/o a scroll lock (double scroll lock + up arrow operates all the KVM's I've used). I love my scroll lock, though I never did understand why it was called scroll lock and not KVM switcher and the fact that it has a light is, well, rather odd but it's nice, I guess, when my music is loud and I can't hear the KVM's beep.

      Personally, I'd like to see each keyhead with a LED screen that displays what that key will do.

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    9. Re:Key Changes Across OS by ReaperOfSouls · · Score: 1

      I have also seen KVMs that respond to double CTRL or double SHIFT..Though there are significantly more that respond to double SCROLL LOCK...On the more POS versions, I have had issues where the double SCROLL LOCK had to be X seconds apart(and the X was way too small a number) so it doesn't help when the music is too loud...:-)

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    10. Re:Key Changes Across OS by philfr · · Score: 1

      Do Linux, Windows, or any specific programs for them let you set something permanently on or off by having Scroll Lock set on or off?

      Well, X-window considers Scroll-Lock as a modifier, so many window managers will not respond to a keyboard mapping if Scroll-Lock is active. So I can have Alt-Tab mapped to "switch to next window" in my window manager, but still send the Alt-Tab to the underlying application by activating Scroll-Lock.
      This already has sometimes been useful to me, without having configured anything special.

  38. F-Lock by nukem1999 · · Score: 1

    Lately, MS has started (and Logitech is following) changing the F keys. Apparently, now, all the F keys have some sort of new default meaning to them (for example, new document, open, copy/paste, etc etc (I'm sure you can find a full list somewhere)). You want to use the standard F keys? There's an F-Lock button to use, similar to numlock. Probably shift will allow you to access the standard F functions, but I haven't tried one.

    I personally don't like the idea, but they seem to be holding on to the ball with both hands and running.

    1. Re:F-Lock by Kranium · · Score: 1

      Hey! Apple tried to do this with their extended keyboards years ago.. I think it might have been around when the Mac II came out. There was a long rectangular template you could put over the functions keys on your keyboard ala WorkPerfect.. F1=copy, F2=paste, and a few other things, but it never worked quite right.

      Later the extended keyboards came with the words "copy" "paste", etc., stenciled on the first 4 F keys.

      Stupid Microsoft!

    2. Re:F-Lock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first time I saw one of these keyboards, it confused the heck out of me. Was at a friend's house, trying to install a new OS on his computer (he had WinME... 'nuff said), and I had to change the boot order to get the cd to boot. Press F10 to save changes and exit... *click*... nothing happens. Took me several tries to figure out that the extra function on the function key was actually being handled by the keyboard, and wasn't some strange OS layer, to go along with those silly volume and IE keys...

      For that matter, if it's handled by the keyboard, and not the OS, does that mean that it only works for an operating system written to handle the specific scan codes it's sending back? Or is it just sending the standard keyboard shortcuts for those functions? The whole thing just seems redundant, at best.

  39. Maybe in the US... by holygoat · · Score: 1

    ... here in the UK, ~ is above #, which is next to the Return key.

    ` is shared with , and is therefore pretty much useless. I use all the keys on the keyboard except that one. So the original poster is correct - and I use terminals all the time.

    1. Re:Maybe in the US... by starling · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess you're not a *nix user. The back-tick is a *very* useful key.

    2. Re:Maybe in the US... by AndrewRUK · · Score: 1

      Don't forget ¦ which is also on the ` and key (it's not a pipe, that's |) The UK keyboard is insane - there are two keys with three characters on them, and five with four)

    3. Re:Maybe in the US... by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      I was about to say that ` is on the same key as ~, but remembered that I have a US-layout keyboard at home. Still, I use the ` key a lot anyway, so I agree it's not useless.

    4. Re:Maybe in the US... by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      Before anyone asks, I think the US keyboard layout resembles the useful variations between standard UK and the Sinclair QL keyboard layout (which I grew up with) - that's why I have one at home.

    5. Re:Maybe in the US... by caluml · · Score: 1

      Have you every tried a French keyboard?

      All the numbers need shift. Oh, and so does the . character. So when you type an IP address, you hold the sift key down.

      And one of the keys on the standard qwerty keyboard is in the wrong place. Z and Y, I think.

      Now that's freaky.

    6. Re:Maybe in the US... by MShook · · Score: 1

      Correct for the numbers but incorrect for the keys.

      The french keyboard is azerty but the second line ends in jklm (instead of jkl; on a us keyboard) and the last line in bn,; (or something like this instead of bnm,) meaning you're going to type ',' when you really want a 'm'.

      Moreover a lot of useful keys are accessed via Alt-Gr (don't look for it on an us keyboard, it doesn't exist): {} [] | (unix pipe), etc...

      To put it simply for a C developer or a unix guy, it's a real pain!

    7. Re:Maybe in the US... by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but on my last Linux laptop, the backtick key was so inconveniently located (beneath the 'v') that it practically gave me carpal tunnel syndrome all by itsself

      -a

    8. Re:Maybe in the US... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I don't know how you US people can live without a niiiiiiice big return key, like we have on UK keyboards :-) I'd be screwed without it.

    9. Re:Maybe in the US... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget ¦ which is also on the ` and key (it's not a pipe, that's |)

      Erm, nope. '¦' is actually on the other one - it's on the same key as the '\' backslash. And it still results in you getting a proper pipe '|'; there, I just used it. The '|' on the key with ` and is actually a proper looking pipe.

      The UK keyboard is insane - there are two keys with three characters on them, and five with four)

      How do you count that? Looking at my UK keyboard right now, I see one key with 3 characters (granted pipe should really be removed from the "`|" key and just be on the "\|" key) and NO keys with four.

    10. Re:Maybe in the US... by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      My US kayboard has a large reversed-L shape enter key.

    11. Re:Maybe in the US... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Ah, that's the British keyboard's way of doing things. Usually, the US keyboards have a long thin Enter key like the Tab key, and make use of the space above it to put in a Backslash key (insane, who would want a backslash there? :-)

    12. Re:Maybe in the US... by AndrewRUK · · Score: 1

      The key to the left of 1 has `¦ on it, | is on backslash. The other key with 3 characters is 4, which also has $ and (on fairly new keyboards) All the vowels actually have four characters, eg eEéÉ, which is why they didn't put the euro sign on E

    13. Re:Maybe in the US... by Stween · · Score: 1

      I too use terminals all the time, and rarely do I need the ` button.

      However, when I'm writing any Latex documentation, the ` comes in very handy to get proper '66' and '99' speech marks.

    14. Re:Maybe in the US... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      It's not really fair to include the key because there's nothing Europeans could do about the need for the extra character (aside from not forming the Euro, but that's another argument :-) If it were to be implemented on US keyboards, they would have the same problem, so it's a rather optional key really.

      As for each vowel having 4 characters, come off it. Those 4 characters aren't marked on the key itself. If you're going to start talking about characters that certain keys could POSSIBLY be used for and not characters that are actually marked on the keyboard, you might as well say that every key has over 100 possibilities since keyboards can be totally remapped.

    15. Re:Maybe in the US... by Ambush_Bug · · Score: 1

      yes very much so .... like if you have a nice perl script in your path you need to edit..

      % vi `which myscript.pl`

      awww yeah... :)

    16. Re:Maybe in the US... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Standard French engineering: do the opposite of what the USA does.

    17. Re:Maybe in the US... by starling · · Score: 1

      Exactly - I use that one all the time. Together with the tilde, which saves me typing the full path to my home directory (emacs ~/src/foo.c) the `/~ key on the US layout is one of the most useful keys.

      On the other hand, there should be a law against CAPS LOCK. Especially for AOL users.

    18. Re:Maybe in the US... by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      I think I've been the only one to say this that I've seen, but the Caps Lock actually can be useful for something other than pissing others off. Try working on an app using either W32 API or DirectX without a caps lock sometimes and you'll see what I mean. after about the 50th ALL_CAPS_WINDOWS_CONSTANT you'll be begging for the key :)

    19. Re:Maybe in the US... by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      idiots like me who find it more convenient to reach for the \ key right next above the enter key than to reach all the way up next to the backspace. =)

    20. Re:Maybe in the US... by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      My right shift key is smaller, and the backslash is to the right or it, allowing me to have a sensible sized enter key. Tilde is to the left of '1', and all the double and single quotes are on the same key. It's a "Mouse Systems" keyboard, bought at some small US computer store.

    21. Re:Maybe in the US... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      On a British keyboard, the backslash key i actually in the lower left hand corner, next to the left Shift key.

    22. Re:Maybe in the US... by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      hmm. interesting, I wasn't aware of that. The two main US variations tend to be backslash right above the return on keyboards with smaller return keys and backslash stuck up between the equals key and backspace on the ones with large return keys.

      but then again I'm constantly seeing new (usually dumb) variations of keyboards coming in at work. for a while, putting a series of power-control buttons in the same block as the home/end keys was popular with manufacturors, and the bane of my existence every time I accidently hit the blasted sleep button =)

    23. Re:Maybe in the US... by spinlocked · · Score: 1

      On a British keyboard, the backslash key i actually in the lower left hand corner, next to the left Shift key.

      Where God intended :)

      My Keyboard is a Sun type 6 USB keyboard - as shifted with Sun Rays. I love it since it has the standard Stop, Again, Props, Undo, Front, Copy, Open, Paste, Find and Cut keys. It takes a little while to train linux to use them like Solaris does but it's worth it, oh yes.

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  40. Abnoxious for programmers by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

    I, as many of you probably, find the layout annoying for programming. I hate having to hold the shift key to enter \/ and so forth, should be placed more conveniently on keyboards, also, more programable shortcut buttons should be placed on keyboards.

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  41. One additional button by NeoMoose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not necessarily a standard key, but if one of those keyboards with one-touch Internet buttons would add a "Pornography" button it would save me some effort.

  42. For all those beta GLX drivers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... we need a key for CTRL-ALT-Backspace!

  43. New layout should think about the average user by eyefish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think the original poster is right about we needing keys for the most frequently done operations. My take is that we need extra keys that do the following:

    - Copy
    - Cut
    - Paste
    - Undo
    - Help

    Optional keys:
    - Volume up
    - Volume down
    - Mute/Unmute
    - Play
    - Stop
    - Record
    - Fast forward
    - Fast rewind
    - Next (chapter/song/video)
    - Previous (chapter/song/video)

    I also wonder how many people actually use the ALT, CTRL, SHIFT and similar keys on THE RIGHT SIDE of the keyboards (for as long I can remember I have NEVER pressed any of those keys on the right side, I only used their sister keys on the left side of the space bar).

    1. Re:New layout should think about the average user by gurustu · · Score: 1
      Perhaps something more programmable would be better? I know that I wouldn't use most of the multimedia keys, but I have lots of other keys that would come in handy.

      A solution that might work, if it wasn't too delicate, would be a keyboard with additional keys that could be mapped to keystroke combinations or commands to the OS. And the keys themselves could have small LCD panels that an icon could be loaded into.

    2. Re:New layout should think about the average user by verbatim_verbose · · Score: 1

      Now come on... those first few aren't that hard to do now.

      Copy : ctrl-c
      Cut : ctrl-x
      Paste : ctrl-v
      Undo : ctrl-z
      Help : f1

      Why bother?

    3. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Apple Extended layout had it right --

      + F1 through F4 is (was?) Cut/Copy/Paste/Undo

      + Dedicated Help key that says "Help"
      (Ins really doesn't have much function in a GUI)

      + PrintScreen / ScrollLock / Pause mapped to F13-F15 for software control.

      The newer Apple keyboards are a terrible regression to the Mac Plus days. No cursor keys like PgUp/PgDn, useless "enter" key, etc.

      "I also wonder how many people actually use the ALT, CTRL, SHIFT and similar keys on THE RIGHT SIDE"

      Anyone who touchtypes?

    4. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People with their left hand on a mouse use the right-side meta keys.

      I also use them (especially shift) to modify keys that are located on their side, one-handed. Perhaps you're a professional basketball player? ;)

    5. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Mmmrky · · Score: 1

      I guess I've never gotten the left hand on the mouse. I'm left handed and I use my right hand for the mouse. I can type better with my left and most of the quick keyboard short cuts are on the left side (ctrl-c, ctrl-v, etc).

      So my question is, lefties: which is your mouse hand?

    6. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Y'know, I have several Sun Type 5's and I have *never* used the cut/copy/paste/open/undo/volume keys, even though they are fully suported in Solaris. Ya, I could map them, but there's way too many of them.


      And ya, I know that even if I don't use them that doesn't mean no one uses them... just chiming in.

    7. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I also wonder how many people actually use the ALT, CTRL, SHIFT and similar keys on THE RIGHT SIDE of the keyboards (for as long I can remember I have NEVER pressed any of those keys on the right side, I only used their sister keys on the left side of the space bar).

      Yeah, I use both keys. I think CTRL-C and friends are easier to type with two hands although it depends a little on the keyboard.

    8. Re:New layout should think about the average user by ecchi_0 · · Score: 1

      I'm left handed and I use my right hand for the mouse - anything else is just "wrong" to me. This never really seemed like a problem until a couple weeks ago a friend and I tried to play an online doodling game - basically pictionary where you draw with your mouse. I am, quite simply, terrible at it. I couldn't figure out why until I realized that I just can't draw with my right hand. Left-handed mousing is just so awkward that I can't stand to do it. I guess I'll never be able to draw with the mouse... :(

    9. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm also left handed. I use my right hand on the mouse soley because I was trained that way.
      It's weird because I just realized why I am so bad at drawing with the mouse! Some people are so good at it, I thought I had a problem. But its just my right hand isn't as precise and accurate as my left.

    10. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Yogger · · Score: 1

      I've tried to show many of the user's where I work those combinations and demonstrated them how much faster it can be. But the majority of them still insist on picking their hand up, moving over to the mouse, highlighting the text, then going up the edit or whatever and doing the copy/cut/paste stuff there.

      Granted I don't think it would be any different if there were to be dedicated buttons, most people are just used to doing it this way. Just look at how many people have stated they ignore the extra buttons that have been added already. I love having the media keys on mine and use them for winamp all the time.

    11. Re:New layout should think about the average user by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1
      I also wonder how many people actually use the ALT, CTRL, SHIFT and similar keys on THE RIGHT SIDE of the keyboards

      Um, non-right handed(and there are TWO of these groups, think about it) people who dont get conditioned into using ctl-alt-del every other hour by using MS products use those keys. Perhaps the church has beaten all knowledge of this out of you, but we do still exist. Personally I find it much easier especially with HTML to use the shift key on the right. Now that I think about it, why would you want to use two hands to type the paragraph tag(omitted because it made the post look pretty stupid). You cant even use the ones that are there right now efficiently, and you want to add more? Oh, I dont want to learn, just add more buttons for me to press.

      Come on...

    12. Re:New layout should think about the average user by armchairlinguist · · Score: 1

      I also wonder how many people actually use the ALT, CTRL, SHIFT and similar keys on THE RIGHT SIDE of the keyboards...

      Anyone who's worried about RSI. Using two hands to do CTRL+[letter key] is better for your hands and requires less movement. Unfortunately, some keyboards (including mine) have a weird "menu" key (plus an ALT, CTRL, and Windows key) on the right, so it makes it awkward for my pinky to reach the CTRL key over there. So I haven't developed the habit either.

    13. Re:New layout should think about the average user by jx100 · · Score: 1

      hmm... I'm right-handed (well, working towards ambidextrous) but I always mouse with the left. I like the balance that comes with having the main keyboard section in the middle.

    14. Re:New layout should think about the average user by addaon · · Score: 1

      Why is enter a useless key? There a distinction between adding a carriage return to a stream of text and indicating that you wish to enter input for processing. For examples, see anything from Microsoft Office's help search feature (at least on mac) to Mathematica. How would you distinguish between these two functions? Something silly like shift-return, which has no inherent meaning in the context of entering input, as it implies inserting a different type of line break? For that matter, I'm typing this in a text box now. If I press return

      I'm saying that I want a new line. On the other hand, if I press enter

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    15. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i use alt, ctrl, and shift on the right side... i can't even remember a time where i used the ones on the left... and yes i am right handed.

    16. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I also wonder how many people actually use the ALT, CTRL, SHIFT and similar keys on THE RIGHT SIDE of the keyboards (for as long I can remember I have NEVER pressed any of those keys on the right side, I only used their sister keys on the left side of the space bar).

      So how did you type that capital-A without using the right shift key?

    17. Re:New layout should think about the average user by wwwgregcom · · Score: 1
      I also wonder how many people actually use the ALT, CTRL, SHIFT and similar keys on THE RIGHT SIDE of the keyboards (for as long I can remember I have NEVER pressed any of those keys on the right side, I only used their sister keys on the left side of the space bar).


      I can see your not a windows 9x user. CTRL+ALT+DELETE all on the same hand, very handy.
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    18. Re:New layout should think about the average user by adrew · · Score: 1

      The most recent version of the Mac keyboard is great. Apple now includes four new keys in a row above the numeric keypad: mute, vol up, vol down, and cd eject. The volume keys are especially convenient if you have to suddenly adjust the volume (like if the phone rings).

      The other thing about Mac keyboards that is better than most others is its Command key. One is located on either side of the space bar...an ideal location. Hitting a PC's CTRL button requires rotating your wrist so your pinky finger can hit it...the Command key can be pressed easily with your thumb...cause it's already there!

    19. Re:New layout should think about the average user by domc · · Score: 1

      Right hand on the mouse because it's a less demanding job than typing. I should note however that I am somewhat ambidextrous.

      Now that I think about it though, I though, I don't think I'd even be able to use a mouse with my left hand -- it would feel very strange.

      domc

    20. Re:New layout should think about the average user by StormShaman · · Score: 1

      Dude, Macs have some of this already:

      F2 = CUT
      F3 = COPY
      F4 = PASTE

    21. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Nexum · · Score: 1

      FWIW...

      My Apple keyboard already has a key labelled 'help' (and that is its only function), as well as keys solely devoted to Volume Up, Volume Down and Mute UnMute.

      I'm sure that a fair few PC users also have similar keys. Apple users also have the CD ekect key on their keyboard too, and I have to say that after getting used to it I very much like it there. We also have an F13, F14 and F15 keys which most PC users don't - they have the Scroll Lock, Break etc keys there.

      I think the modifier keys to the right of the keyboard are there primarily for left handed mouse users. Being a left handed mouse users and being forced to use the left modifier keys too would be just like us right handed mouse users being FORCED to use the right modifier keys too... so you can see why they are placeed there, even though the majority of users find them superfluous.

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    22. Re:New layout should think about the average user by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Um, non-right handed(and there are TWO of these groups, think about it) people

      Erm, left handed people and....? People with no hands?

    23. Re:New layout should think about the average user by cyronix · · Score: 1

      Concerning the shift key on the right side :
      I use both shift keys ...
      I learned typing that way :
      when the letter is on the right side of the keyboard i use the left shift key.
      if it's on the left side ... :)
      So, this key is not redundant for me.

    24. Re:New layout should think about the average user by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess I'm semi-ambidextrous.

      There is little, if any at all, difference for me. I just happen to use my left hand because of mouse cord restraints. But for FPS games, I can't use my right hand for the mouse, mostly because I can't use my left hand for the WASD keys. I always use a homebrew IJKL layout.

      I don't really know why I can't use my left hand for WASD, but I guess it's got something to do with playing lots and lots of platform games as a kid (Commander Keen! Duke Nukem! Dangerous Dave! Crystal Caves! etc etc...)

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    25. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There a distinction between adding a carriage return to a stream of text and indicating that you wish to enter input for processing"

      A long time ago some Mac programs used this distinction. However, due to the fact that 99% of Mac programs are PC ports, the Enter vs Return feature is relegated to esotaric functionality.

      I'd have no problem with Enter if Apple shipped a full layout. But they've left off Forward Delete, and cursor keys.

    26. Re:New layout should think about the average user by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Eh... Left handed folk use the right shift-alt-ctrl keys, and don't touch the LEFT ones, hence the left ones should be removed. So when is someone going to rant against the inavalability of left handed scroll mice, and trackballs?

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    27. Re:New layout should think about the average user by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      Your kidding Im sure, but its sad...some people would really need this spelled out

    28. Re:New layout should think about the average user by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not bloody well kidding! Sorry if I sound dumb but I really can't think of two groups of people that aren't right handed!! Unless I'm missing something??!

    29. Re:New layout should think about the average user by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      alright, calm down. Im not going to call you stupid here. Just think outside of the box. Its really just another form of an old debate trick that you are stuck in. The trick involves being presented with two options(left-hand, right-hand) and then thinking that those are the only two options that exist. When in reality, your being pulled without your knowing, to make what amounts to a black and white decision...either it is or it isnt. But its only black and white because you were never presented with the other options in the first place.

      This link should help you out a bit...

      the other option
    30. Re:New layout should think about the average user by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Ah, so that's what you mean.

      Actually, the option of 'both hands equally good' occured to me almost immediately, but I stupidly dismissed it as I thought that that couldn't be what the poster was referring to. Most people who are ambidextrous can use both hands with equal skill but will still have a preference as to which hand they use. It's natural to have a preference, i've never heard of someone who doesn't have one. So I think that in actuality there are only 2 real options. Someone who is ambidextrous is unlikely to keep switching their keyboard hand positions, they will just pick their preference (left/right) and stick with it. Things would get annoying if you couldn't decide on one side or the other :-)

  44. Microsoft Office Keyboard & clones. by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Microsoft Office keyboard has app-fwd and app-back keys, as well as dedicated cut, copy, and paste. Plus, it shows the most common uses of the F-keys, instead of 'F3', it says 'Open'. Plus, it has a scroll wheel, for those who want to scroll a few lines at a time without using the mouse. Plus, things like having an extra backspace (as well as open and close parenthesis) above the number pad. You can click here for Microsoft's page on it.

    There are a few companies that make clones of this keyboard now, complete with scroll wheel. I don't know the names of any of the clones, all of the ones I have seen are by very generic companies.

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    1. Re:Microsoft Office Keyboard & clones. by Malc · · Score: 1

      I wish they'd stop changing things. For a long time, F3 meant search again. But of course they broke that in Internet Explorer. Now you tell me they're changing it again to Open. This is just going to confuse and frustrate people.

    2. Re:Microsoft Office Keyboard & clones. by rboltz · · Score: 1

      Whell, this is mircosoft, and they like messing with John Consumer.

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    3. Re:Microsoft Office Keyboard & clones. by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      This is just going to confuse and frustrate people.

      Well, if you leave the configuration alone long enough, people might start to be efficient. Then they might realize that computers are scary only because they're unfamiliar. Worst case scenario: Your users get comfortable and don't want to upgrade (can we say Kiss of Death for a business model?) and maybe, when things go wrong, they'll stop blaming themselves and start blaming, say, the software company that sold them the crappy program...


      We sure as heck wouldn't want that happening, now would we?

    4. Re:Microsoft Office Keyboard & clones. by KilerCris · · Score: 1

      There are a few companies that make clones of this keyboard now, complete with scroll wheel. I don't know the names of any of the clones, all of the ones I have seen are by very generic companies. My cordless Logitech keyboard that I bought ~10 months ago (theres that damn useless squigglly key thingy again) has most of the features you described.

    5. Re:Microsoft Office Keyboard & clones. by russellh · · Score: 1
      I like the blank, resigned stare of the stock photography model in the corner, who says "I never knew a keyboard could do so much. Now I can get my work done faster, giving me time for more important things." How can it speed you up if you have to look at the keyboard more? Surely you can't remember which button so far from the home row is cut, copy, paste, back, forward, vol up, vol down, etc. meta key combos are way easier to do without looking.

      Mousing, of course, way faster than a) stop, b) engage brain to hunt and peck, c) wait for eyes to ajust to different distance to keyboard or tilt laptop screen down to illuminate keys, d) locate proper key, e) try to remember what you wanted to do in the first place, f) look back at screen, g) wait for eyes to adjust, h) aha, i) look back at keyboard knowing where key is, j) push key with abandon, k) look back to screen, l) feel tears of joy well up at remarkable computer-enhanced productivity, m) with new found free time reload slashdot

      Yeah and one more thing... as a Mac user, I've always wondered - does a "save" key autorepeat? (we don't have one).

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    6. Re:Microsoft Office Keyboard & clones. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      it sucks if you use norton commander often.
      you have to switch forth and back every time.

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    7. Re:Microsoft Office Keyboard & clones. by MediaBoy77 · · Score: 1

      The Office Keyboard is a godsend for spreadsheet jockeys. Tab, Backspace, =, (, ), and 4 math operations all in the 10-key area! I don't know why it took keyboard makers so long to decide the old way wasn't necessarily the best.

      I personally don't use the remapped F-keys, but I can see the use for people who didn't ever learn Ctrl-* combinations.

      The extra scroll wheel is wonderful, as well.

  45. Keyboard Rant by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

    ---Trying to do some programming on an iBook the other day brought to my attention the fact that despite the constant improvements to the design of computer hardware and software, the keyboards we use are still a throwback to the early 1980s.

    Yep. All the way back to my Piss 2 I'm typing on now. More coffee spills on it and it still ticks. Cant say there's a better keyboard.

    ---I mean - my Mac doesn't have room for page up/down or home/end keys, but it devotes a whole key to a sort of double-S shape that I will never press.

    And I say that about my windows key, Caps lock, scroll lock, num lock, SysRq, and that windows menulike key. Why do I need a numlock? Just make it on default. As long as we have arrows, no big deal. Second I'm not using winderz, so why do I need the windows keys? The original keyboards didnt have a caps lock, and I love those. And WTF does SysRq do? (I know, the 1984 keybaords dont have windows keys, but newer ones do-got mine in junk pile)

    ---And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key and a scroll-lock (+ LED!),

    Too true, yet keyboards these days are TOO light. Most jump around when I type.

    ---while functions that you use all the time, such as switching between windows, cut/copy/paste, back/forwards, undo/redo etc, all have to double-up with other keys..

    That's because they're caught by userspace or kernel space (in case of ctrl-alt-del). And about cut/pasting, only Windows does that right. Linux BLOWS at that. Some apps like it, some hate it and some ignore. The sad thing is that X11 supports a MIME clipboard. Yet nobody interfaces to that. With that, even lowly TWM could cut/paste sound samples from audacity.

    ---Have any organizations actually tried to re-invent the keyboard recently? (..not counting the manufacturers who stick a few 'multimedia' keys along the top for consumer PCs).

    If they have, they're dead already (the designs, not the company). Still, I HATED those split "health conscious" keyboards that chopped the board in half, and spliced them at 45 degree angles. I wish those dissappeared off the face of this earth.

    ---Would this be doomed to failure because of the tens of thousands of legacy apps that expect things to be the way they are?

    I dont follow. Textural data is textural data. If you convert it right, no big deal. Judt dont think people wouldnt resist.

    ---What sort of keys would you include in your fantasy keyboard layout?

    Boss key, Any key......

    ---It's not just the keys on your keyboard that are important, it's also how you arrange them. What kind of keyboard arrangements might we see in the future?

    If anything, we'll get rid of the keyboard and go to neural interface. Keyboards suck compared to mind speed. To get to that tech is a whole another story.

    1. Re:Keyboard Rant by Malc · · Score: 1

      "Second I'm not using winderz, so why do I need the windows keys?"

      They make good Meta keys. Although that can lead to confusing if you frequently switch between Emacs under Windows and X11.

    2. Re:Keyboard Rant by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe I have the first edition PS/2 IBM keyboard. It has no windows associated keys, and I'm happy for that. The only thing I wish new keyboards would have is a few keys that would allow macro'ing the F keys and a few script keys.

      Those would make my life tremendously easier.

  46. Speaking of Keyboards... by MikeeX · · Score: 0

    I found this kewl keyboard =) http://store.yahoo.com/pfuca-store/ Anyone used this? Looks kinda nifty!

  47. Story troll? by Forgotten · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This reads like a troll. For instance:

    devotes a whole key to a sort of double-S shape that I will never press.

    If you're using a Mac without using the command key, you're really not using the Mac. Unless you're running PPC Linux?

    And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe

    Ok, you're apparently not running Linux, or you're a Unix programmer who doesn't know how to use backquotes for command substitution in shell programming. Using familiar keys, try entering "man sh ".

    while functions that you use all the time, such as switching between windows, cut/copy/paste, back/forwards, undo/redo etc, all have to double-up with other keys..

    Yup, they double up with other keys - through the use of that command metakey you've never hit. If you have a way around this that doesn't involve doubling the size of the keyboard, please share. Try this, just for me - press the little funky "double-S" key (the technical term, btw, is "whee whee propeller!") and hold it, then press shift and hold it, then press the key with a slash and a question mark on it (phew!). Now read all about keyboard shortcuts.

    There are umpteen things wrong with modern keyboards, though - you just mention none of them. In all seriousness, have you considered the possibility that you're just an idiot?

    1. Re:Story troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sir are an idiot.

    2. Re:Story troll? by Dylan2000 · · Score: 1

      You must be so embarrassed now. I went red just reading your post. Your calling him an idiot was just a classic! Thanks for the laugh!

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    3. Re:Story troll? by Forgotten · · Score: 2, Informative

      You must be so embarrassed now.

      Nope. If someone can't be bothered to learn what the paragraph symbol is, or come up with a better and less ambiguous description of it, they've got no business submitting questions like this. I assumed the poster was an idiot because the post is idiotic. That remains true.

      The other points still stand too - how do you add keys for specific functions without bloating the keyboard to impossible size? Meta keys are the only workable solution anyone's found. And s/he's talking about a notebook for goodness sake!

      Let alone the backquote key. Ironic that one of the requested functions - window switching - is command-backquote (or tilde), a one-hand press, and logically associated by proximity to command-tab (switch processes).

      A lot of thought has already gone into that keyboard (and the shortcuts) by people apparently a lot smarter than the poster. The reasons why the less optimal components of keyboard layout are plainly obvious (retraining people who know the QWERTY layout, industry standardisation). The criticism presented is hopelessly naive at best. It STILL reads like a troll.

    4. Re:Story troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he's a troll, but he's a funny troll.

    5. Re:Story troll? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, have you considered the possibility that you're just an idiot?

      Of course he is. I mean, who sends a keyboard question to "Ask Slashdot"?

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    6. Re:Story troll? by jeremiask · · Score: 0

      By that "double-S" story writer is not referring to command key, dumbass.

  48. Remap 'em. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So remap your keys. I rarely need caps lock, so I mapped it to become a compose key. Now I can easily add àccènts to text. I don't use print screen, so it's mapped to "hide window and create icon in systray". Scroll lock? That's now my caps lock, because it might be useful now and then. My higher function keys do things like start gaim, adjust volume, etc. Your keys don't have to do just what they're labeled as.

  49. LED Keyboard by l33t-gu3lph1t3 · · Score: 1

    I bet those laser-style keyboard projector thingies could easily be programmed to show a different key layout. I could see a use in gaming for that, WSAD is useful, but there could be better layouts.

    I see this issue coming up more and more in the years to come, as the mass health effects of computer-related careers become more commonplace.

    Sigh, eventually I'm going to have to unlearn QWERTY typing, and I only just started getting good at it, after years of practice!...Sigh...

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    1. Re:LED Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WSAD is useful, but there could be better layouts.

      Numpad! 8462! I don't see how you can stand WSAD, I find it way too cramped. 8462 plus the surrounding keys give me everything I need, and I don't have my thumb stuck up my middle finger's ass. (so to speak)

    2. Re:LED Keyboard by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      I use esdf (or .oeu in dvorak) for games. This gives me a, q, and z to use for other game functions. I think it's a better layout.

    3. Re:LED Keyboard by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Since I use my right hand to work the mouse, it is more comfortable to have my left hand on the WASD keys, which are on the left side of the keyboard.

  50. *drool* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want one of these guys. Plus, either with lighted keys, or better yet, a whole "key screen" (LCD?).

  51. Keys for software functions. by Jellybob · · Score: 1

    If your looking for something Windows based (and since your not using the backtick, I'm guessing you are), try the new MS Natural keyboards - not only are they *very* comfy for a touch typer, they also have the function keys mapped to do key things, such as Undo, Redo, New file, Reply to an e-mail - and yes... they can be remapped for non-MS software, although they're not *nix supported.

    And before everyone jumps in, I'm typing on one right now.

    1. Re:Keys for software functions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing beats the original MS Natural Keyboard. Big noisy and clunky keys plus it suits my hands like a glove. I love those! MS might make crappy software but they are good at hardware.

  52. Virtually there by daggins · · Score: 1

    With the ability to project or display a keyboard in any configuration is some way towards the ultimate input device. Unfortunately tapping away at a desktop or a screen does not give the haptic feedback that many of us find necessary in a keyboard. What we need is some kind of material that gives the "push-back" of a good keyboard wherever it is pressed.

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  53. Just recently bought a Mac... by maynard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Had to buy a PS/2 to USB converter so I could keep using my Kinesis keyboard. Bunches of people I work with swear by the Mac pro keyboards but they drive me nuts. I absolutely love my Kinesis I made it a requirement for employment when I started at my current job. My boss thought it was weird but didn't have a problem laying out the $300 or so for the keyboard to get me onboard.

    Frankly, this is a career. I fuck my fingers/wrists up and I don't have a job. And I swear, that keyboard has saved my wrists. I had all sorts of problems after years of using a normal keyboard, but after taking the time to get used to the Kinesis I found my tendonitis receeding and the pain going away. I still have to take breaks while doing long keyboarding sessions, but that keyboard saved my career. I like it so much I bought one for home. I can't recommend it enough for the serious typist.

    I would liken the keyboard to keys shaped along the inside of a bra... and that always helps when I'm typing away. :)

    Cheers,
    --Maynard

    1. Re:Just recently bought a Mac... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      I hear that. I had to buy an ADB/USB converter just to get my Apple Extended II Keyboard to keep working on modern hardware. And I made my boss pay for one that was still in-box as a condition of my employment, which I'm sure he thought was nuts too.

      At present I have about a half-dozen of them stacked up in case of failure, and I plan to get some more the next time I find some inexpensive ones.

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    2. Re:Just recently bought a Mac... by ActiveSX · · Score: 1

      Ahh, the Apple Proatmeal keyboard. Damn things make it feel like you're typing into a big Jell-O cube.

    3. Re:Just recently bought a Mac... by Jeffv323 · · Score: 1

      I still have to take breaks while doing long keyboarding sessions, but that keyboard saved my career. I like it so much I bought one for home. I can't recommend it enough for the serious typist.

      I would liken the keyboard to keys shaped along the inside of a bra... and that always helps when I'm typing away. :)


      The keyboard may have saved your career but it doesn't seem to be doing much for your social life...

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  54. more keys == better? by Tiber · · Score: 1

    Well if you've used a SUN recently (I have one on my desk at work), you'd probably know they have a full 8-something extra buttons. These include cut, copy, paste, stop, volume, and other such nonsense like that. To be honest, I don't use them, except for STOP. The new ones have USB connections on the back, so they're actually somewhat nice because they plug into anything. Having extra buttons can be fun if you like to play with your keyboard mapping.

    If you want to go the other direction, the whole wearables scene has come up with some good ones, especially the twiddler.

    And finally, if you're interested in other keyboards that might be questionably functional but still look cool, you can find virtual keyboards, a lit keyboard, and a rollable keyboard. But I think in your situation, you might find the twiddler the best bet for "cool and useful item".

  55. It's all been tried... by stiller · · Score: 1

    At least all possible sorts of key layouts.

    Even single handed keyboards, which -while obviously costing you more presses per character- would allow you to keep your other hand on your mouse all the time. This however, probably wouldn't be much good to a an 'all console, all the time' kind of person.

    In the end, changing anything but adding a few buttons or functions to existing buttons, would scare of probably 99% of the existing pc userbase.

    Requiring people to learn to type all over again is not a very good market strategy. Alternatives do exist, but they will remain sparse.

    Ofcourse, having said that, a 'Fuck it' key would be nice...

  56. 104-button mouse by Xtifr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would be glad to dump my "obsolete" keyboard if I could replace it with a 104-button mouse. :)

    1. Re:104-button mouse by ReaperOfSouls · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what a laptop keyboard is now? :-)

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    2. Re:104-button mouse by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what a laptop keyboard is now?

      While I get the joke, I do want to note that most laptops have 85 - 88 keys on them. Note that IBM laptops such as my 570 and the X and T series do not have a Windows key. That's cool. ;)

  57. This topic is based on self-centered assumptions by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I notice the original author complains about some keys that he feels are a waste of keys, and also complains that keys he needs are either not present or need to work in conjunction with modifiers/dead keys.

    It seems the whole post and the idea of redesigning a keyboard (at least in this context) means, "redesigning the keyboard the way I need it to work for me."

    Maybe this hits me more than others because I'm a writer first, and a programmer second (I'm only programming while I need to, to develop the software for my company so I can make enough money to get back to writing full time). However, I find a bothersome trend with many developers to assume that "what I need is what we all need."

    I don't know how it works on a Mac, but I would think under OSX, if one does not like the way a keyboard is mapped, one can simply change the key map.

    I know for me, as a writer, the keyboard works fine, and I'd rather not see it changed (much), because I'd rather not have to learn a new layout.

    But for me to assume that since the current keyboard works well for me, so it should not be changed, would be as absurd as the original topic, which assumes that most people need keys to switch between windows more than they need other keys.

    (Yes -- I know. I'll be modded to troll immediately because I dared to say the slightest negative thing about a programmer or developer!)

  58. Need a "Porn" key by Schik · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said.

    1. Re:Need a "Porn" key by pcxmac · · Score: 1

      i second that

    2. Re:Need a "Porn" key by paradesign · · Score: 1
      and what would this key do, per say?...

      just being a devils advocate

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    3. Re:Need a "Porn" key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...which of course isn't much use without an accompanying "boss" key.

      I like it.

    4. Re:Need a "Porn" key by pcxmac · · Score: 1

      instant access to porn library / search engine / streaming videos / free passwords to sites, basically an all in one feature.

    5. Re:Need a "Porn" key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not so sure that's a good idea... what if I accidentally hit BOTH keys at the same time. Possible outcomes:
      1) You're boss gets sent your porn
      2) You get sent your boss' porn
      3) You get to see your boss' homemade porn videos

      Now I would be very scared of seeing number 3... that is unless your boss was Janet Reno. She's one hot piece of ass.

  59. Lcars or something by pcxmac · · Score: 1

    remember star trek, it seems that talking to a computer instead of typical typing would be an improvement, no more of that tunnel syndrome stuff. and then a durable lcd deal that changes configurations and layouts for like games or what ever. but hey that doesnt meen u cant go out and get a joy stick or MIDI device.

  60. Re:We don't need new keyboards... we need a Win32 by joeface · · Score: 2, Informative

    Win32 vi, you say?

    Try this

    I know this isn't the same as having a vi interface for Outlook, etc...but I'm in love with it.

  61. Apple Pro Keyboard by krokodil · · Score: 1

    There are 3 directions of keyboard evolution I see:

    First is so-called ergonomic keyboards. They usually, split in two halves, have weird shape, etc. I still to have use classic keyboard on my laptop, and I if I get used to this weird shape switching between laptop and desctop will be nightmare.

    Second direction is so-called "internet" keyboard. Usually they just put on top row of keys for browser functions like "home", "back" and sometime sound controls. Usually it makes keyboard bigger
    and overloaded with functions.

    And there is third direction, which I welcome most - simplification without getting to far away from original layout.

    I am typing this on Apple Pro keyboard. It does not have "scroll-lock", "print screen", "pause" keys. Layout is very clean and easy to use. What I miss is a "click" feel, but this is a metter of personal preference. Built-in 2-port USB hub is also nice. And yes, it costs $59.

  62. Don't dis the Q. by ArcSecond · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey man, I loved the QWERTY keyboard so much, I named my cat after it. She is a grey and white cat, and very friendly. And she'll punk your ergo-friendly Dvorak hamster in a second.

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    1. Re:Don't dis the Q. by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 0, Offtopic


      It took you 23 minutes to type out that reply? That, my friends, is a perfect example of why you should use Dvorak instead of QWERTY! ;)

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    2. Re:Don't dis the Q. by TobyIRC · · Score: 1

      Hey now, Whats going on here? I've never heard of Dvorak. i want to see one. and a typing program that teaches it. If i type faster on it than i do on a qwerty, then i'll switch. But, the standard remains, so i'll have to weekly practice my qwerty. Oh god. I'm so confused now. SOMEONE GET ME A FRIcKING Dvorak photo!

  63. double-S? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the poster talking about?
    I'm looking at my iBook keyboard, and the only key or part of a key (e.g. shifted part of a key) I never use is the caps lock and some of the function keys. (F1-F12).

    Perhaps the poster is under linux, and so doesn't have a use for the apple key?

  64. "windows" keys in linux by Xtifr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    On my Debian box, those are assigned to Meta, and I use them all the time.

    1. Re:"windows" keys in linux by rjforster · · Score: 1

      I _also_ have the 'right click' key * set to pop an xterm up on my linux box.
      Sooo handy. Any incredibly easy to configure in Sawfish, probably in other WMs too.

      * the one you never use which is next to 'alt Gr' which you really never use.

    2. Re:"windows" keys in linux by nkuzmik · · Score: 1

      I've been working on that for about a year now. the snag is that everytime I get close one of my proffessors has the nerve to assign a 15 page paper due in a week or some such thing.

      Can you help me out?
      Nkuzmik

    3. Re:"windows" keys in linux by ntr0py · · Score: 1

      On my Debian box, in Vim, they're assigned to, "Switch the case the next 6 or 7 characters and beep a lot".

    4. Re:"windows" keys in linux by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      On my Debian box, in Vim, they're assigned to, "Switch the case the next 6 or 7 characters and beep a lot".

      Interesting. Is that in X, or at the console? I can't duplicate the behavior in either case. Sounds like it might be worth sending off an email to the Debian vim maintainer and see if he has any ideas or suggestions. (Unless this is the side-effect of some odd customization you performed for your own benefit, in which case, never mind...:)

  65. Happy Hacker by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty happy with my Happy Hacker keyboard. I think the only thing I'd change about keyboards in general is to put the letters in alphabetical order.

    Key order doesn't do shit for typing one way or another. I can type 100wpm with two fingers and I don't move my wrists so I won't have to worry about repetitive stress. Putting the keys in alphabetical order would just lower the learning curve and let schmucks use my keyboards that have the symbols worn off.

    I do like one handed keyboard/mice like the Twiddler. When they release a reasonably priced wireless version I'll buy a few.

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    1. Re:Happy Hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I can type 100wpm with two fingers

      Bullshit.

    2. Re:Happy Hacker by Pete · · Score: 1
      I'm likewise very happy with my Happy Hacking (Lite) keyboards (yes, I have two - the original beige and the newer black one with the little arrow keys, which I'm typing on now). These keyboards rock, seriously. If you use a vi-type or and emacs-type editor, or even if you just get pissed off with the "control" and "escape" keys being way off in the distance somewhere - and the useless "capslock" key taking up valuable space - you should try a HHK. See the main PFUCA store, although if you search around on their "Resellers" page, you'll probably be able to find a reseller that might be more convenient for you.

      Man, I would so love to get a laptop with a HHK layout. Ahhhhh. :)

      But with regard to your comment (MikeFM) about key order not doing anything, you might find this particular article interesting - I think there was a Slashdot story on this a while back:

      http://www.visi.com/~pmk/evolved.html

      It's essentially about an experiment to see if using genetic algorithms (with a computer) could help to "evolve" a more effective/efficient keyboard layout than Dvorak. The most interesting bit (to me at least) was how the guy adjusted his scoring rules. Note this quote in particular (just after he'd tried the first run and was testing the first "winning" keyboard layout):

      The next step was to actually try using the layout. I spent a couple days with it, and learned that my layout evaluation function was just too smart for its own good. Too many words required complicated patterns using the fingers of the right hand. The word bottom convinced me that Dvorak was on to something when he designed a keyboard that maximized alternation between the hands.

      (The insight is that hand alternation increases parallelism. When the fingers of one hand are hitting keys, the fingers on the other are getting into position atop the next keys. This should have been obvious, but it wasn't until I started the third experiment and saw some empirical timing data that I realized how much faster things are with high rates of hand alternation.)

      Being a two-fingered typist yourself, you may simply not realise how important these factors are for a ten-fingered typist (BTW - no offense meant, but there's no way in hell I'd believe anyone could do even close to 100wpm with only two fingers. Try using a typing tester program of some kind and see just how far off you are ;-)). I think the only people that would find an "alphabetical" keyboard layout helpful would be "hunt-and-peck" typists (ie. they have to stop and look for every key, for every keystroke) - and even they might not find it that helpful.

      Re: the Twiddler - I presume you're referring to this - http://www.handykey.com/? Looks interesting... I'd love to try one of those sometime and see how usable they are. But I agree, the price is a little off-putting at the moment. :)

      Pete.

    3. Re:Happy Hacker by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Actually, having commonly typed keys on opposite sides of the keyboard makes it easier to type quickly, since you don't have to type entire words with one hand. While the fingers on your left hand are moving into position, the fingers on your right hand can be typing, and then vice versa.

    4. Re:Happy Hacker by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of building my own laptop/tablet that uses a happy hacker kbrd. Finding affordable touchscreen lcd's has proven a pain though.

      I guess I'm not purely a 2 fingered typist. It depends what I'm typing, sometimes I use 3 or 4 fingers too but it's still sort of a pecking method of typing. My hands don't touch the keyboard in any way except when I punch the keys. I type mainly from the shoulder making something like a wiggling punching motion. I can type really fast regardless of key layout but I do wear keyboards out quickly. I probably get more exercise by typing than most people though. I have taken typing tests (for many years) so I know how fast I can type. As I don't touch the keyboard the rate of typing depends mostly on my hands knowing the way the word is layed out on the keyboard. Familiar words I can type with a single motion while unfamiliar words I have to hunt and peck because I don't know how they are layed out. I'm certainly not the only person who tends to type like this though. Lots of geeks I've noticed do it with their passwords and stuff. I for one don't even know what some of my passwords are but my fingers know the right positions so I can type them anyway. To find out my passwords I generally have to pull up a terminal and just type my password and then read what I typed.

      I guess because of how I type I think a hand gesture interface could be pretty effecient. It might have a higher learning curve than a keyboard but you could interact with it very quickly..

      Like the Twiddler though there is no way I'm paying more for my input device than I would for a large new hdd. :)

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    5. Re:Happy Hacker by c0d1 · · Score: 1

      If they made those HHK keyboards with a trackpoint in the middle, I'd buy two. The trackpoint is the best mouse I've ever used, simply for the reason that I don't have to leave typing position to do a bit of mousing.

      However, I'm a programmer who has been addicted to Emacs for nearly a decade, so I do much less mousing than the average computer user (i.e. web surfer). So, instead of the uber-cool HHK, I use the Mighty Mouse 84 Key, http://www.pckeyboard.com/surfer.html, and remap Ctrl and Caps Lock (I like Backspace where it is, though).

      Further, I have this baby connected through an Outlook Apex KVM to a Linux x86 PC, a Windows 2000 box, an Ultra 10 (via a PS2->Sun converter), and a Blue-and-White Mac (via a PS2->USB converter), which leaves half of my ports open for various systems in development. Pure programming perfection. Hack on!

  66. Use your imagination! by tuukkah · · Score: 1

    No-one stops you from changing the function of the keys to your liking with xmodmap and window manager/desktop env bindings configuration.

    For example, I use the right control key as a Compose key to enter characters like ñ in two parts. Menu key brings up Services menu in Sawfish, letting me to run commands (Open URL, search in dictionary) on X clipboard selections.

    I have mapped the "multimedia keys" using hotkeys, as it let's me use the keys without screensaver interfering anyhow: one button switches to next screensaver (yes, I watch those instead of TV %-) and another uses gdm-flexiserver to launch a new X server login for my guests when the my screen is locked. My laptop has play/pause/etc and vol up/down visible even when the lid is closed, and they are the fasted way to control music anyway.

  67. the customizable keyboard by i+am+nude · · Score: 1

    I would like to see a keyboard that is just a touch screen with a bios of some sort that draws out the keys and translates the touches back to the computer. this bios could be programed to include any arrangement of keys in any size shape or color, and could be made to change depending on certain applications

  68. LCD keyboards by slaker · · Score: 1

    The remote for my home theater is an LCD screen with "keys" that change based on the context of the device I'm operating and the level of complexity I need.

    A keyboard for a moron like my brother's wife (no offense, but she's been on the web for six years or so, and didn't know what the "back" button on her browser did until yesterday. AOL really does make you dumber) could be simplified down to five or six HUGE keys, while a guru might be able to access 150 keys in the same program.

    I'm a pianist, so I wish chording off a single hand were possible. It's not. Too many idiots in the world can't handle hitting one key at a time, let alone combinations of three.

    I'd rather have an electrode-interface for interacting with a PC than deal with voice. There are lots of privacy issues there that I don't think have been addressed.

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  69. Alphabetical Order by C64 · · Score: 1

    What I'm quite amazed at is no one tries pushing keyboards with keys in alphabetic order, as opposed to QWERTY.

    The majority of the people out there using computers don't know how to type and really have no intention to learn. If pushing CTRL-C is too much work as the poster states, imagine the frustration of a new computer user trying to hunt down C in the first place.

    The QWERTY keyboard should be to the vast majority of computer users what the DVORAK keyboard is to the vast majority of us geeks - an interesting keyboard layout that's suppose to allow someone to type faster whose learned to use it.

    1. Re:Alphabetical Order by leprkan · · Score: 1

      Alphabetical order keyborad their is a nice alphabetical keyboard for you. I've never shopped their, but they have a $700 keyboard )... it seems like overkill to me, plus it is waayy to crowded it loks like.

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  70. windows-centric, aren't we? by myrashka · · Score: 1

    I mean really - here are some newsflashes for you:

    1) Backtick (your so called backwards apostrophe) is still used frequently in *nix programming - especially script programming. Also (as someone else pointed out) apple-` is a useful key.

    2) Most of us are used to that "double-key" format you are looking for....even if they did expend real estate on those functions in a single keystroke, I imagine most would use what they already know. This is why dvorak and other new layouts have not gained widespread acceptance - people tend not to learn a new layout since they've already learned qwerty and it works for them. This is the same argument used for switching words processors or anything else with a command structuure (even car alarms - albeit, it's an extreme case - but is there any uniformity to keyfobs?) - we tend to like to stick with what we've invested in learning - and not to have to relearn things.

    3) While I agree many keys have probably out lived their usefulness - how do you prioritze which keys we replace them with? Why isn't num lock outdated on laptops (I mean, how many people really use that brained dead slanted numberic keypad)? Before you know it, we'll have keyboards with apple keys and windows keys (oh wait, we do have those).

    3) X-land folk can remap any key to anything they wish...so it really doesn't matter what the keyboard looks like as long as there are a bunch of keys. And guess what? You can do this in Windows (esp if you are a programmer) - albeit, it's a bit tougher.

    Personally, I'd like to see keyboards easier to reprogram - kinda like programmable buttons on phones. Perhaps that what we need. We also need more intuitive mice that don't require a lot of movement away from the keyboard (and I don't mean those stupid stress sticks from IBM that keep breaking on you).

  71. Programming Keys by apache802.11 · · Score: 1

    How about a "#include" key or even "printf("?????

  72. Two cents. by Rachael+Leigh+Cook · · Score: 1
    Apple makes sweet laptops, but the lack of Page Up/Down, Home, and End keys is inexcusable.

    That's why I love the ThinkPads--good keyboard layouts.

    As far as having less useful keys around goes, I suppose one could always use a remapper. I always swap the CAPS LOCK with the Left CTRL key, for example.

    Speaking of which, pckeyboard.com offers a bunch of Linux friendly keyboards with this configuration AND the bulletproof IBM Model M construction. Great keyboards, if a little pricy, though.

  73. Too much conformity by ChrisWong · · Score: 1

    We have many different types of keyboards these days: cordless, black, split/ergonomic, even those you can roll up. But it seems that there is no longer much variety in layouts. I can't find one without those pesky Windows keys, for example. My personal issue is the ctrl key placement: my fingers being programmed for Emacs (and before that, Wordstar), I like it where the caps lock key is on the home row so it's more accessible. The classic Northgate Omnikeys gave me that option with a DIP switch setting and replacement keycaps. Alas, the old Northgate died (spilt coffee: my baby's fault).

    Stores don't seem to sell keyboards these days with any significant variation in layout, nor keyboards that allow layout customization. There are ways to accomplish this sort of thing in software, but that has its limitations (such as switching between X and text consoles). I sure would like to see a little less conformance in keyboard layouts.

    1. Re:Too much conformity by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I can't find one without those pesky Windows keys, for example.

      I work with a guy whose keyboard seems to have been designed by an AOL user interface expert. It has FOUR Windows keys! One between each Alt and Ctrl, plus two more under "Insert" and "Page Down"! (Of course it has the rubber chiclet "buy overpriced crap" keys running across the top as well.) He hates it and I keep telling him to get a new one. Trying to do any work on it is difficult, because if you hit one of the Windows keys the Start menu comes up and steals focus. It's like typing on a minefield.

      The Windows key is the most useless key on the keyboard. Although it does come in handy in some cases, like when you want to break loose from a full screen demo in a Radio Shack store display.

    2. Re:Too much conformity by be-fan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dude. Just remap the Windows key to a meta key. In KDE I've got the following keyboard layout:

      Win + Fx = Window operations (minimize, maximize, etc).
      Win + [1:9] = Shortcuts (Run Command, Task Manager, Kill Window)
      Win + [q,w,a,s] = Switch to desktop [1:4]
      Win + keys on right hand side = launch apps

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    3. Re:Too much conformity by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Buy an SGI keyboard from Reputable Systems or Mashek.

      Nice US 101-key PS/2 keyboards with good tactile feedback, keys that are clickly but not too clicky, and no Windows keys.

    4. Re:Too much conformity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how?

    5. Re:Too much conformity by be-fan · · Score: 1

      In KDE its the following procedure:

      1) Make sure your keyboard layout has the Windows key. In Kontrol Center, go to 'Regional & Accessibility' -> 'Keyboard Layout'. If the text is grayed out, but lists "Generic 104 Key Keyboard" you're fine. Otherwise, check the 'Enable Keyboard Layouts' box, then select "Generic 104 Key Keyboard' as the model.

      2) Go to 'Regional & Accessibility' -> 'Keyboard Shortcuts', then in the "Modifier Keys" tab, make sure that one of the mod (usually mod4) modifiers is mapped to the Win key.

      3) Now, set your keyboard shortcuts in the "Shortcut schemes" tab, and use the Win key where you want to.

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  74. Re: Separate keys by Forgotten · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ctrl + c and crtl + v works fine for me

    While I agree with your basic premise, the particular example you use causes me to vomit. That is one thing wrong with Windows, and PC keyboards - they're short one meta key. Just having Alt means the control key has to be overloaded for, well, control functions. You'd think that would make sense, but since control characters were enshrined in ASCII they lost their "meta" status, and lot of people need to type them into terminal windows (while also requiring quick key, non-strain-inducing shortcuts for copy and paste). That overloading of the control key is one of my pet peeves about Windows. Half of my use of the Mac is as a terminal to Unix command lines, whether local or remote.

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  75. Programming and Dvorak by Kourino · · Score: 1

    Actually, yes. I've been using Dvorak for about a year after having a couple random RSI flareups, and did a bit of kernel hacking for school last semester. Not to mention other classes and my own programming projects. I got used to it. My braces/brackets keys are the two to the right of zero. I like the underscore placement (on the key marked: ' " on qwerty keyboards) since I use lots of underscores in variable names.

    Random fact: Rik van Riel uses Dvorak.

    1. Re:Programming and dvorak by sean23007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I use an old IBM metal keyboard that I've been using since the mid 80s. The keys haven't worn out and it feels very solid and professional. Not bad for something that was free and has been around for well over 15 years. And I'd call that much more cost effective than the Kinesis keyboard (free amortized over 15 years vs. $375 ... hmm...)

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    2. Re:Programming and dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Preach it brother! (full disclosure: I have two Kinesis Professional QD keyboards: one at home hooked up to a KVM switch, and another at the office). The Dvorak/qwerty keycaps make it extremely easy to switch between them, and as you point out the can be programmed innumerable ways.

      Sure, it took a week to adapt to the Kinesis a few years back, but you either Pay Now or Pay Later(tm) in the form of medical bills. If you're going to be typing for a living then pay a few hundred for a decent keyboard. I laugh when people spend big bucks on other geek toys/car/house but somehow think their fingers won't have any trouble years down the road with the $10.00 crap keyboard they type on for many hours. Don't say you weren't warned!

    3. Re:Programming and dvorak by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, your keyboard is cheaper.

      On the other hand, I began developing severe repetitive strain typing injuries in college eight years ago. I tried every major ergonomic keyboard or variant key entry system on the market (including maltron, datahand, and a bunch of others) and settled on the kinesis.

      I haven't had problems with my hands since then.

      I'm a computer professional; I spend upwards of $2500 on a new top of the line workstation every year. It makes sense to me, anyway, to spend $350 every five years or so on the one part of the system I interact with most, and the one which could potentially give me permanent injuries.

      When you're talking about your body and your health, aren't a few extra bucks worth it?

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    4. Re:Programming and dvorak by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      True, the pure dvorak layout is not well designed for programming. But it's advantages in English are astounding.

      Maybe you should learn that you don't put an apostrophe in impersonal posessives before you start trying to improve your keyboard layout :-)

    5. Re:Programming and dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, before you sprout "Dvorak" propaganda.... Do a search of why Dvorak keyboards took off in the first place.

      Let's just say "money talks". If your theory is true, then SHOW ME THE MONEY!!! Why are the fastest typists in the WORLD using QWERTY?!?!?!?!

      It's because DVORAK is no faster for ENGLISH.

      Tests were done on "newbies" many years ago... The difference for "ENGLISH" (as you CLEARLY stated)???? ZIP, ZERO, NIL.

      It may work for you, but not the other 99.99999999999999% of the population.

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    6. Re:Programming and dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've typed for YEARS on cheap-ass keyboards, and I don't even have the slightest twitch or niggle in any of my joints.

      I think these so-called disorders and conditions are just more bullshit made up by the money-hungry.

      When you note that typewriters have existed since the 1800's, and had far more forceful impact on your hands than a plastic PC keyboard, the advertising sounds more like this:

      "People have been typing for hundreds of years, but now we've discovered that you can hurt your hands on a NORMAL keyboard, so buy our extra-expensive shaped-like-a-baboon's-ass-and-slightly-less-comfo rtable HAND SAVING ERGONOMIC KEYBOARDS!"

  76. no numlock key by Error27 · · Score: 1

    That would be my deepest dream.

    It's annoying to have to remember to hit numlock before you type in an IP address. I'm at the point where I can hit numlock automatically but now half the time I end up turning it off instead of on. Looking at the LED before I hit numlock doesn't work because the LEDs are not allways accurate right after boot (I don't know whether that's a problem with the BIOS, kernel or KVM).

    It's time to say no to numlock.

  77. Other input by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    the computer will be able to read your gestures in the air and you'll be able to use a gun like interface consistently for games.

  78. SysRq? What is this for? by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 1

    I got my first computer in 1990 and whenever it's been convenient to bring up I've always asked what the SysRq button was for... anyone know?

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  79. Backquote not useful? Hahahahah by demon · · Score: 1

    You're telling me you don't think the backquote is still useful? On OS X, which is a Unix-alike, as is Linux, the backquote is still quite useful at a prompt, for taking the output of a shell command and using it in the command line of another. The tilde is useful as well, for jumping to home directories.

    Removing keys from the standard keyboard layout isn't necessarily such a good idea, because of that - pretty much every "modern" operating system has some use for those keys, so removing them would harm more than it would help.

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  80. The only one that counts is .. by Gatesninny.net · · Score: 1
    Re: What sort of keys would you include in your fantasy keyboard layout?

    The any key . . duh

    Also the DVD/RW/cup-holder is a must.

  81. Moving beyond ASCII by DarkVein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fingerworks makes a good start. This is a little non-traditional, and I like it.

    But, if we're going to stick to a solid mechanical design:

    First of all, I would set an emphasis away from lazy ASCII-ism. I want to be able to type En and Em Dashes, as well has hyphens and minuses--not this silly "hyphen-minus". I could have this right now by killing macron, tilde, acute, and fixing the hyphen-minus as a hyphen. I'd kill backslash too.

    Meta keys are nice, but need to be redesigned. All "edit" functions should fall under an "edit" meta, instead of "control". "Shift" has always bothered me for some reason, but I can't suggest a change in behavior beyond what I describe below.

    Capslock is obviously the first against the wall when the revolution comes. I like CTRL in that position, a lot. I'd put my magical "Edit" meta right there.

    Let's rename "Alt" to "System". Function keys are poo-like. I suggest we have the whole keyboard available for "Function", with the number row providing "F1-F12". Now, we can hold "System" and "Edit" and have "System Edit" keys. Isn't that neat!

    Of course, all this could get confusing. So, my Keyboard Of The Future(TM) will have little displays on all the keys, showing their current function in BIG letters. No silly upper-lower-inthegroove-inblue print on the keys. Hold "Edit", and the Edit functions will be displayed instead of the typographical functions.

    I'd like to note that Apple has taken some of these steps. You can get Em and En dashes with some keyboard combos with the hyphen key. It helps ever so much that MacOS X is totally Unicode. Juxtaposed with x86, Apple is a little bit more consistent with their Option/Apple/Control mechanism, but they still get things confused.

    Really, I think my Dream Keyboard(TM) would be based on the FingerWorks keyboard, only combined with a display. Remember that magnetic paper slashdot covered endlessly? Seems like a perfect application right here.

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    1. Re:Moving beyond ASCII by DarkVein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd also like to see a "Tag" key. It would let you detour in your text to add an XML tag. This would be more in line with a world where networked [office] documents are the norm, and XML is the standard.

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    2. Re:Moving beyond ASCII by Proneax · · Score: 1

      WOOT yes man that would rock. Any programs that would allow you to do this????

  82. Who cares about the keyboard? by peter_gzowski · · Score: 1

    It seems like most of the interface enhancements have been made to the mouse. I think this is because interface designers are trying to alleviate the user from using the keyboard. The keyboard looks the same after 20 years, but the mouse now has a third button, a wheel, and in some cases a fourth and fifth button (which can be used to go back/forward). Before you unix guys jump all over me, saying that keyboard navigation is 80x faster, or whatever, let me say that I know. I still use the command prompt to do a lot of stuff in Linux (my most-used OS). I realize that it's quicker to "man foo" than click through some help index. I laughed my ass off when Strong Bad says "the cheat, your computer needs more keyboard and less... computer". However, using the mouse is easier when you're doing stuff for the first time. Once you design the interface to use the mouse for all manipulation except text, then the only thing that limits the user is their typing speed. This could be sped up with Dvorak keyboard layout and some new typing lessons, but that's about it.

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    1. Re:Who cares about the keyboard? by Junta · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the first mouse happened to have three buttons. And every system that runs X has had three buttons. More than two buttons is just relatively new only in mainstream PC world. The wheel is relatively new I suppose. The typical mouse is three buttons/wheel. Aside from the wheel, it is pretty much the same in function. Optical mice and mice with many buttons change things a bit, but the many buttons are somewhat fringe, and the optical mouse just makes it so much smoother and no hassle with cleaning.

      Anyway, just pointing out that mice haven't really changed fundamentally that much since their conception.

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  83. Space cadet keyboard by starseeker · · Score: 1

    I wish someone would bring out a new version of the space cadet keyboard, with Linux drivers. Learn that keyboard and you'll never need anything else. Anyone know if someone has recreated a PC version?

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    1. Re:Space cadet keyboard by secolactico · · Score: 1

      You mean this?

      I dunno, but that thing looks real ass backwards to me. Reminds me of an old Atari 800.

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    2. Re:Space cadet keyboard by starseeker · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's the one. Capable, capable, capable.

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  84. There'll be advances here, don't worry... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A lot of work is being done to simplify keyboard layouts. Soon all keys will be replaced with brightly colored rectangles. Instead of 101 keys, you'll have a few large buttons which, coincidentally, lend themselves beautifully to touch screens. Instead of one character per button, each one is labeled with a multi-digit number. This way they were able to greatly reduce the number of buttons needed.

    Here's an example...

    As you can see, they're very efficient. A panel like this can control an entire starship.

  85. Keys by Robbat2 · · Score: 1

    Aside from what everybody else had said about backticks (`) being needed for today's keyboards, I end up using pretty much every key on my keyboard.

    PrintScreen/SysRq for capturing data and bring up emergency consoles. Scroll-Lock for it's orignal purpose of pausing a screen of data for you to copy down, particullay when it's scrolling fast.
    Pause i don't use much anymore, but it used to be a god-send in old games. Break for when ctrl-c is assigned to something else.

    Tilde and backtick are widely used in many programming languages.

    However, the sole keys I don't have a use for on my keyboard are the annoying start menu keys and properties key. I need to use a USB keyboard because I'm on a non-legacy system, and I have not been able to find one that doesn't have those keys. I would really like some more modifier keys on keyboards, like the UNIX keyboards of old, that got up 17 different modifer keys at one point. Emacs becomes MUCH easier to use when single pair keystrokes are available instead of sequences of 2 or 3 pair keystrokes. Meta-Q for quit!

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  86. symbolics by convolvatron · · Score: 1

    there will never be a keyboard so lovely, although a kinesis almost makes do

  87. Try some European keyboards... by r_cerq · · Score: 1

    At least the standard US layout for QWERTY keyboards is programmer-friendly.
    I, as an example, live in Portugal and use Portuguese layout keyboards (usually with a US map loaded in the OS :-) ).
    The slash (/), for example, is shift+7, which totally sucks when "navigating" a unix filesystem. { and } are Alt+7 and Alt+0, and [,] are Alt+8 and Alt+9. Try programming with that :-|.
    I don't know which genius created these layouts, but they're as stupid as you get. Why the f*ck do I need to press *three* keys just to get a single backtick? AAAARGH!

  88. Them Winders keys by HisMother · · Score: 4, Funny


    I've got a whole drawer full of them. It's oddly satisfying to pry them off with a penknife and toss them in the drawer, knowing you'll never need 'em.

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    1. Re:Them Winders keys by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I do the same with my caps-lock keys, because the only thing I ever seem to use them for is to turn off caps-lock after I accidently turn it on. So far it's been the best idea I've had in quite some time.

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    2. Re:Them Winders keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why toss them in a drawer if you are never going to need them? Pitch 'em!

    3. Re:Them Winders keys by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

      yeah, i counted and there is 35 keys i never use or don't need do to being repeats in the whole number pad thing. also i don't really use F keys unless something calls for it like bios stuff. Some keays i have never understood, like "alt" there is only one thing i used it for and that involves 2 other buttons (funny though on a project i worked on the old control system had a hard wired Ctrl-alt-del button, that scared me, it went away. But buttons like page up and down and that block just need to go away. The insert key and caps key are evil and cause more trouble then worth.

    4. Re:Them Winders keys by Com2Kid · · Score: 1
      You are a troll right? PLEEEAASE tell me you are a troll.

      • also i don't really use F keys unless something calls for it like bios stuff.


      depending on your OS (windows specific here);

      f5 refreshes pages, alt-f4 closes windows, f1 brings up help screen, and various other applications will freak out if you do not use your function keys, or are at very least a pain in the arse to use.

      • keays i have never understood, like "alt"


      It is a meta-key that is meant to be used in combination with other keys, kind of like shift but rather then sending a signal to the computer to making characters uppercase while being pressed with other keys, it instead sends a signal to the computer that is used to do various other program related tasks.

      In Photoshop it is used to quickly "pick up" a color so as you can start painting with it. When resizing an object hold down the alt key to resize the object with the center of the selection being the origin of all resizing operations rather then the opposite side or corner of the selection being the origin point.

      Hold down cntrl and alt at once to "shear" the selection.

      Various other graphics programs use the alt key in a variety of different ways.

      Oh yes, one more for the function keys, F7 to spell check, works in Word and various programs that try to copy the look and feel of word.
    5. Re:Them Winders keys by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      buttons like page up and down and that block just need to go away

      I disagree. I use page up/page down all the time, mostly when I want to scroll back through the console without having to take my hands off the keyboard.

      Home and End find use occasionally, but I could live without Insert and Delete.

    6. Re:Them Winders keys by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      I use things like "shift-home backspace" to delete entire lines.

      They're useful keys when you're editing, if you have them bound right.

      And, er, you're not using Emacs. =P

    7. Re: Re:Them Winders keys by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      keays i have never understood, like "alt"

      It is a meta-key that is meant to be used in combination with other keys, kind of like shift but rather then sending a signal to the computer to making characters uppercase while being pressed with other keys, it instead sends a signal to the computer that is used to do various other program related tasks.


      Are you joking? The obvious purpose of Shift, Ctrl and Alt is that they are Jump, Change weapon and Fire keys in keyboard-based games!

    8. Re:Them Winders keys by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      You could map "caps lock" to "control", the way it used to be (and still is on some *nix systems).

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    9. Re:Them Winders keys by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      Well, first off, look at the at the name of the alt key. Alt. As in alternate. kinda explains why you'd use it only in combinations with other keys.

      As for the F keys comment, I guess you're not a *nix user then, since it makes for a quick, easy way to switch between console sessions.

      All I can say is a couple of sessions of W32 programming (yeah yeah, evil, I know) would cure you of the belief that the caps lock key is evil as holding down the shift key while trying to type YET_ANOTHER_WINDOWS_CONSTANT gets more than a little annoying. As for the PgUp/PgDn block, same argument really, it makes hacking at code much easier... except for the insert key. I can agree with you there :)

    10. Re:Them Winders keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off. Christ I hate you.

    11. Re:Them Winders keys by vofka · · Score: 1

      but I could live without Insert and Delete.

      Ah, but (on Windows at least, and in a lot of X apps):
      [SHIFT]+[DELETE] = Cut
      [CTRL]+[INSERT] = Copy
      [SHIFT]+[INSERT] = Paste

      Which is (to me at least) a lot more intuitive than [CTRL]+X,C or V for the same functions - I never can remember which is which!

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  89. My fantasy keyboard could talk! by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Salesman: Look, the new Cyrius Cybernetics keyboards can talk! Describe whatever layout you want, and the AI in the keyboard will implement it. His name is Marvin.

    Customer: Hello, Marvin. What are all those blinking lights for?

    Marvin: They hurt.

    Salesman: Shut up, Marvin. They're primarily decorative, but Marvin can assign them to whatever LOCK keys you specify.

    Marvin: I've had this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. I mean, I've asked to have them replaced, but nobody listens.

    Customer: It seems unhappy.

    Salesman: Well, Marvin would feel much better if someone took him home, if you take my drift.

    Marvin: No I wouldn't.

    Customer: Are you sure it will work with my Compaq 8000, at home?

    Salesman: Definitely.

    Marvin: They plugged me into a compaq once.

    Customer: And what happened?

    Marvin: It committed suicide.

    Customer: Why are you so unhappy?

    Marvin: I've got a brain the size of a planet, and look at what they've got me doing.

    Customer: Do any of the peripherals here have better personalities?

    Salesman: Oh, no...

    Speaker: I wanted to let you know what a joy and a privelege it's been to make error sounds for your computer enjoyment! It's been really wonderful! Would you guys like to hear some public domain music? I used to be an elevator!

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    1. Re:My fantasy keyboard could talk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      was Marvin the inspiration for Bender?

      nice DA reference

  90. wait by Exiler · · Score: 1

    Do you mean a key to hide the 'Porn key' or a key to hid the pr0n? =P

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    1. Re:wait by microsost · · Score: 1

      Winkey+D ;)

  91. Dude I kind of need the ~ and ` key by sneakybilly · · Score: 0

    Go to home dir and assign output of shell commands to variables.

    Maybe should get rid of those stupid windoze keys on my keyboard. And scroll lock WTF is that for.

  92. Errr. by Kourino · · Score: 1

    Well, first of all, I use Scroll Lock pretty often, thanks :3 Although much of the time I use ^S/^Q, since I'm on a KVM and Scroll Lock does something special. You know, to momentarily pause text that's scrolling on a terminal. (Yes. I still use terminals. A lot.) And backquote. (I see you don't do shell programming, or use TeX. ^^; )

    Besides, standardizing what to add, and how, would be a huge pain, and probably nobody would really be pleased ... and no matter what you take away, somebody's going to be very unhappy about it.

    The problem with legacy apps isn't assuming layouts, so much. (Any program that reads scancodes direct is broken, and assuming layouts isn't the best idea either, at least if you can't rebind keys.) It's more like, there just isn't much you can safely remove.

  93. Re:SysRq? What is this for? by sebmol · · Score: 1

    see post above. It was introduced with the protected mode as a method of accessing low-level OS functions while working in a different app. That was before multi-tasking windowing systems were avaialable for the PC.

    I presume the hardware designers back then expected multi-tasking to work so that only one application at any given time could occupy the screen and you needed some sort of key to switch between them.

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  94. characters I want by typhoonius · · Score: 0

    Em dashes (maybe to replace the underscore, now that command-line operating systems are dead for many people and since the underscore has no function in English) and Euros.

    A complete Unicode keyboard would be cool too, even if I'd have to take the door off the house to fit it in.

  95. How about.... by ripewithdecay · · Score: 1

    I mean - my Mac doesn't have room for page up/down or home/end keys, but it devotes a whole key to a sort of double-S shape that I will never press.

    Not to mention that the little bump things are on the K and D keys (for home row)...(Or have they changed this since I last used a Mac?)

  96. i want by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

    a one-handed device -similar to the twiddler, but better-designed and cordless- that combines mouse and keyboard. this would work very well with a tablet setup, as everyone knows that they can type much faster than they can write, and it would be good to have one hand free for... ...ahem... whatever reasons....

  97. My Preferred Layout by Dunkalis · · Score: 1

    I'd love for my keyboard to have the following buttons/changes:

    -- Caps Lock. Gone.
    -- Control moved to where Caps Lock is.
    -- Curly brace and bracket switched (so I don't have to use shift to get a curly brace)
    -- Windows/Menu keys gone.
    -- Right Ctrl/Alt/Shift buttons removed.
    -- Print Screen/Scroll Lock/Pause/Numlock removed.
    -- Pipe moved away from that damned enter button!
    -- In all that freed-up space, some general purpose buttons that I can bind to whatever applications want. For example, a button could open files in most applications, but, for example, it could create a new session in Konsole.

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    1. Re:My Preferred Layout by secolactico · · Score: 1

      -- Caps Lock. Gone.

      I don't get it. Why do so many people have a beef against the Caps Lock key? I don't use it that much, but there are times when it is useful. Eg, I type my titles and section headings in ALL UPPERCASE.

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  98. You're taking the long way home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The keys are just multi-pole switches. The little circuit board in the keyboard figures out which key is being pressed by looking at closed circuit combinations.

    If you want different key locations, fabricate and program a new board with dip switches on it, which are used to designate a layout. You can then pop the key caps off and rearrange them at will, and just flip a switch to go to another layout.

    It seems complicated, but I promise you it's easier than putting logic in each key switch.

  99. I used to have... by sawilson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A keyboard with completely blank keys. Sure pissed
    of co-workers wanting to borrow my system, which
    was the problem and the point. It took a few hours
    with some 200 grit sandpaper. I even sanded off the
    little home key nubbies. :) I'd have to mentally
    remember "ok, pink goes on key next to capslock,
    skip two from left pointer, put right pointer there".

    1. Re:I used to have... by danalien · · Score: 1

      I've done it too with my keyboard, and at the same time I've gone over from qwerty to svorak (swedish dvorak), and I love it.

      Sure, "outsiders" who would want to borrow/fiddle with my system they don't like it, and swear and curse. But on the positive side it kind of makes the system a little more secure from unwanted fiddlers :)

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    2. Re:I used to have... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

      The keyboard I have right now is a Trust ergo track keyboard that I sprayed completely black. Since the keyboard layout is set to dvorak as well, it means that anyone trying to type on my computer is screwed, unless they touch type and know enough Windows skillz to change the key layout.

      What annoys me about Windows keyboard handling, since I type in Japanese as well as English, is that I can set the layout to dvorak, or to Japanese IME- but I can't set it so I can type n-e-k-o in dvorak layout and get it converted to hiragana, because it reverts to a qwerty layout for this. If anyone can help me on this I would be most grateful!

      graspee

  100. Keys by froseph · · Score: 1

    I think they are fine the way they are. If you don't like em, a GOOD OS (think linux or BeOS) should allow you to redefine the keys.

  101. scroll lock is useful by lethalwp · · Score: 1


    scroll lock is useful on *nix systems in console

    it really does lock the screen so you can read it =)

    the only keys i don't use in linux are the flag keys & menu key

  102. Gesture keyboard by fabel · · Score: 1

    How about the TouchStream ST?

    I haven't seen this mentioned yet. I've always wondered about possible improvements over the standard keyboard/mouse combination that's become so ubiquitous. I like the idea of merging keyboard and mouse functions into a single area, especially since neither function slows down "access" to the other.

    It's actually a flat "touch surface" rather than a keyboard. Not thrilled with that idea. I like the mechanical feedback of a real key. But overall it looks interesting.

    I haven't tried this or spoken to anyone who has. I'd be curious to hear from anyone who's used one.

  103. My Preferred keyboard by jaavaaguru · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My preferred keyboard has things like cut, copy, paste, home, end, undo, help. I find it quite useful.

    1. Re:My Preferred keyboard by keith_nt4 · · Score: 0

      The \ next to the Z? Are you out of your vulcan mind...
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    2. Re:My Preferred keyboard by Hal-9001 · · Score: 1

      It's got a "props" key...how cool is that!

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    3. Re:My Preferred keyboard by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      Okay, so I would be the US version for home, but I have the \ next to the Z at work, since that's where UK keyboards have it.

    4. Re:My Preferred keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop, Again, Props, Front, Open? This might be good for those guys who wanted a porn key...

    5. Re:My Preferred keyboard by Qui-Gon · · Score: 1

      You know... About a year and a half ago, when I first started using a Sun Workstation at work, I didn't really care for the keyboard lay out. Then after a couple of weeks of use I found myself looking for the cut/copy/paste keys when I got home to my Linux box.

      I also find the open and front buttons very useful.

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    6. Re:My Preferred keyboard by Biffer4810 · · Score: 1

      I guess you were never subjected to this beast

      Take note of:

      Esc
      Control
      CAPS
      tilde
      backslash
      backspace
      Help
      The piece of plastic between "Help" and F1

      Absolutely aweful.

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    7. Re:My Preferred keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here's a funky keyboard that uses actual gestures
      (programmable)...bit pricy though
      http://www.fingerworks.com/

    8. Re:My Preferred keyboard by Bio · · Score: 1

      I worked for some time with a Sun. The one key I really missed on the pc keyboard is "front".

      There are always too many windows on the screen, of course. But raising windows to the front with one keypress or sending them to the very back (the important 2nd function of this key) is so ergonomic, it's just perfect.

      I'm using "autoraise" now, but it's different, the active window is always in front. It's a compromise.

      I don't like raising windows by a mouseclick - you may click on some button accidentally.

    9. Re:My Preferred keyboard by Devil's+Avocado · · Score: 1

      What the hell is this?? A Sun keyboard with Caps-Lock, Control and Backspace keys in the wrong places, *and* with a big stupid 2-line enter!? This brings pain to my heart. I used various Sun Type 5 keyboards at work for years and have never found another keyboard that even comes close to comparing to its awesome feel and layout. But to see a Sun keyboard with the IBM key placement is just sad.

      Even worse, now that Sun is finally making USB keyboards that can be used with any PC (unlike their Sun-only predecessors) their quality has gone to crap. We got a bunch of Sun Rays and I was giddy with the thought of snatching a keyboard, but after typing a few lines on one I changed my mind completely. They've become all spongy and cheap-feeling, unlike the delicate but precise Type 5's.

      Yes, I am a keyboard lunatic...

      What I really want ATM is a keyboard with a full complement of keys *except* without a numpad. I never use the numpad and it just causes extra wrist-strain when reaching for the mouse. I went to using the mouse left-handed for a while to avoid the strain but found that my left hand just wasn't coordinated enough, even after weeks of using that layout.

      -DA

    10. Re:My Preferred keyboard by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      I have one of those with a proprietery Sun connector rather than USB at my parents' house. Never used it much though. I can't remember what was on the useless bit of plastic, but it sounds familiar.

    11. Re:My Preferred keyboard by lazyl · · Score: 1

      I guess you were never subjected to this beast [sun.com]

      I assume that's the one he's talking about. It's great. I love it too. Perhaps your post was meant to be sarcastic... I can't tell.

      Esc
      Control
      CAPS
      tilde
      backslash
      backspace

      What about them? They're in a different place than on a PC keyboard. Is that your point?

      Help

      Do you think the Help key is a bad thing? I think it's an excellent idea.

      The blank key between Help and F1 isn't there in every model I think. Besides, I can't imagine it bothering anyone.

      Anyway, the reason I love it is because of the cut/copy/past/find/front/open..etc keys on the left. Once you get used to using them you'll wonder how you ever navigated without them.

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    12. Re:My Preferred keyboard by sunhou · · Score: 1

      The one key I really missed on the pc keyboard is "front". ...Raising windows to the front with one keypress or sending them to the very back (the important 2nd function of this key) is so ergonomic, it's just perfect.

      I agree, and I also spent many years using Sun keyboards (on machines running SunView) and got used to popping windows to the front/back with just a keypress.

      Under Linux now, I've just remapped my F11 key to do exactly that. I use the old fvwm2 window manager with AnotherLevel macros, which I started using in RedHat 5. It gets harder and harder to get it running under later RedHat releases. But I've got about 20 function key (some in combo with shift and/or control) mappings which warp me to my emacs, mozilla, xdvi, and other windows. I tried to figure out how to do that mapping under Gnome or KDE once, but couldn't figure it out. Oh well, fvwm2 is simple and does what the trick for me, so I won't be giving it up until finally I just can't get it to run any more under whatever version of Linux I'm using.

  104. Re:Apple Laptop Keyboards Unsuitable for Unix User by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

    Dude, you've posted this like 30 times in different threads. We're all sick of it and we all get your point, alright? You don't need to repeat yourself ad nauseum.

    Personally, I'm a UNIX user who adores Mac OS X, and find it completely usable on my iBook. The keyboard doesn't pose any significant problems for me. I understand why you'd want the mappability (the default layout suits me fine), but it's still usable without it.

  105. Scroll-lock and FreeBSD for scrolling (NT) by jpt.d · · Score: 1

    nt

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  106. New input technology by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 2, Interesting
    New input technology is going to be gesture based, probably on gesture technology so that rather than push 2 buttons to cut and paste, you move your hand in a specific gesture to cut and paste, (think Minority Report).

    There are attempts at this right now, but the best solution so far is probably the 2 dimensional equivelant from www.fingerworks.com. They have keyboards, mouse pads, and number pads all that combine both traditional input buttons and gestures to do things like cut and paste. Of course, like all new technologies, it's on the expensive side, but hopefully in the next 10-20 years we're controlling a 3 dimensional display by waving our hands. (Will make playing spell casting games a lot funner.)

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  107. Logitech Elite Keyboard by frenetic3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Has all of the above (spinny analog v control, play/stop/prev/next buttons, mute, etc. and some useless buttons -- shopping, favorites, etc.)

    Review of Logitech Elite Keyboard (scroll midway-down for a big pic)

    otherwise a kickass keyboard, been using it for a while.

    The analog vol control especially is excellent and one of the few keyboard gimmicks I've seen in the past few years that I actually find myself using a lot.

    -fren

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  108. What about a smaller keyboard. by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    And all my PC keyboards waste plastic on these little windows looking keys next to alt that seem to do nothing in linux.

    They don't do much in windows either, except piss me off. I HATE playing a game, and hit one of the windows keys, and the damn thing swaps out. You swap back in, and the whole world is sideways. (that means your dead, to all you non-gamers)

    I don't use the number pad keys personally. I use the arrows for gaming. I still use my old IBM keyboards without windows keys on most of my windows boxes. They are also just better keyboards. Way better.

    I want a keyboard with no windows keys, and a removable keypad button set, making the keyboard narrower. I don't need more keys, I can remember all the combinations I need, I just want a smaller more comfortable keyboard.

    Oh, and decent TACTILE feel. God I hate the mooshy feeling of most keyboards, including the Toshiba laptop Im typing on now. Thats the main reason I still salvage old IBM keyboards.

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    1. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by sawilson · · Score: 1

      Dude, I totally agree with you on IBM keyboards.
      I think they subcontract them now, but they are
      still up there with top of the line keytronics
      keyboards. Right now I'm using an Active Response
      something or other. It's perfect. Not too much
      effort to press the keys, perfect feel, and hardly
      any noise at all. I like a keyboard I can fly on
      that doesn't make a bunch of noise. The old IBM
      keyboards were kinda loud, but you could use one
      to beat everyone in marketing to death and it would
      still work great after cleaning off all the blood
      and hair.

    2. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by da_spoon · · Score: 1

      If you want a smaller keyboard, try these:
      http://www.eklhad.net/linux/app/onehand.html
      http://shop.store.yahoo.com/pfuca-store/
      The last one would probably be the one you want.

    3. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by Yogger · · Score: 1

      The old IBM keyboards were kinda loud, but you could use one to beat everyone in marketing to death and it would still work great after cleaning off all the blood and hair.

      I've tested this and as long as nothing gets under the keys and jams them, you don't even need to bother with cleaning.

    4. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look for the IBM Model M Spacesaver. It's just like a regular Model M without the numeric keypad and LEDs. I have one, it's great. Especially useful for keyboard + mouse trays which don't seem to be wide enough for a standard Model M.

    5. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      Why do people complain about the WINDOWS key, but nobody complains about the APPLE key?

      What's the difference?

    6. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by mlh1996 · · Score: 1
      Because the apple key actually does something useful.

      Why all those apple+key combinations aren't control+key is another question, entirely.

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    7. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Get an SGI keyboard, preferrably one of the granite ones with the "cube" logo. Though they're made by SGI, they're standard US 101-key PS/2 keyboards, and will work on anything that accepts US 101-key PS/2 keyboards, including PCs.

      They have excellent tactile feedback, and are juuust clicky enough, but you don't have to bang on them.

      And they don't have those annoying Windows keys.

      AFAIK, they only come in the PS/2 variety (no USB).

      I'd suggest not buying one directly from SGI, though. Try going to a place like Reputable Systems or Mashek, or maybe eBay.

    8. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by neuromortis · · Score: 1

      The difference is that if you have a Mac, you're probably using a Mac OS, hence the command key (which is what that actualy is) is the primary key for shortcuts. I don't alt-tab; I command-tab. I don't hit control-C to copy; I hit command-C.

      Somehow it just seems far less offensive to have your hardware reflect the software when they're made by the same company. It's when your keyboard has keys on it designed for OSs you never want to deal with that people get ticked.

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    9. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the windows key can do something useful, it's just most people don't realize it does more than "bring up the start menu at the worst possible moment."

      Just a few examples: Windows-D brings up the desktop, Windows-R, the run dialog, Windows-E opens up a my computer window, Windows-Break opens a system properties window.There are more, but those are the ones that are (to me) most useful.

      Slashdotters love to tell newbs to RTFM, but don't expect them to do so themselves before bitching about the stupidity of something. I use both *nix and windows on a regular basis, and even windows has some cool functions built-in for the power users out there, it's just that the power users often miss them because they can't be bothered to look for them "because it's windows"

    10. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by syrinx · · Score: 1

      I use win-D all the time, and occasionally used the other ones. I didn't know about win-break though, thanks. :)

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    11. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by Rib+Feast · · Score: 1

      Think Different!

    12. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you tell XFree86 that you have a pc104 keyboard, it helpfully maps left-win to Super (mod4), right-win to Compose, and the menu button to Menu. I moved all my Windowmaker shortcuts to Mod4, so now I can alt+tab through layers or alt+leftmouse-drag the selection around in GIMP. And Menu is a LOT closer than F12.

      You so-called "power users" who can't set up the keyboard to match what you have don't know what you're missing.

    13. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of RTFM, as I recall Windoze doesn't COME with a proper manual. Where the hell are these little extras documented? Not in the online help nor their "welcome to Windows" pamphlet, methinks...

    14. Re:What about a smaller keyboard. by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      And as I recall, Linux doesn't come with a proper manual either. You get a bunch of online help files that come with each program or, if that doesn't suffice, how-to's and online forums. And if you want to know how to do something, you have to look for it. This information is in Windows' online help, as that's where I learned it from, just as I'd have to search through the help files if I wanted to know about feature XYZ in KDE. You have to spend a little *GASP!* time and effort learning how to do things. Just because it's user friendly doesn't mean every little feature is going to jump out at you screaming "use me!"

  109. Dvorak by Tyreth · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Seems to me that it would be worth someone making a dvorak keyboard on the hardware side. ie, it sends the buttons as qwerty, but the layout is dvorak. That way you can take this keyboard and use it on a computer set up for qwerty.

    It's probably already been done I'm guessing. Be nice to have a toggle too to switch between dvorak and qwerty layout.

    I wish there was an easy way for us to switch everyone over.

    1. Re:Dvorak by Qwerpafw · · Score: 1
      what, exactly, do you mean?

      If you mean something to the effect of :
      I wish it were possible to remap keys in software to qwerty or dvorak or different languages...
      then I can happily inform you that your desire has already been met. Any modern computer can remap the keyboard...

      I happen not to know how to do it in your particular linux distro or windows, but in the Mac OS, open System Preferences, go to "International" (the blue wavy flag with the UN logo on it), and choose "input menu."

      Now, on the other hand, if you want to have a toggle switch in hardware, you could simply use a keybinding utility (aka a macro utility) to bind a script to switch from dvorak to qwerty to a little used key combination (like control-alt-shift-tab-space-F8-k) or something similar.

      But if you want a hardware toggle switch that actually changes the data sent to the computer, then it is probably not possible to implement reasonably, because you'd have to change the labels on the keys to justify the feature, and dynamic key labling is probably a no-go in the near future due to both the added cost, and the operating system support required (or if you choose to do it entirely on the keyboard, the additional processing power needed in said keyboard).
    2. Re:Dvorak by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      Yes, I meant a hardware one, so I could plug it into a computer that uses qwerty and without any software can use a dvorak one. But also if software ever supports dvorak in the future then I'll want to have a "qwerty" setting so it doesn't go all wierd :)

      And for labelling just have two characters on the keyboard. A big black dvorak letter and a smaller red qwerty one.

    3. Re:Dvorak by zerOnIne · · Score: 1

      it's been done, a coworker of mine has this very keyboard ... it's got a small black switch that changes the keycodes put out by each key on the board before it reaches the PC ... he uses it in Dvorak mode for his work, but if anyone needs to sit at his computer and type he swaps it to QWERTY for their sake (and sanity) ...

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    4. Re:Dvorak by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      cool! Know where I can get one? Or did he make it himself?

    5. Re:Dvorak by zerOnIne · · Score: 1

      unfortunately i don't know where he got it off hand, and it was a few years ago now, but i can check sometime

      oh, and the keycaps just had both layouts printed on them

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    6. Re:Dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      u r a dummy.

    7. Re:Dvorak by Michael+Ross · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a Kinesis Contoured keyboard with a foot switch.

  110. Happens all the time by iamacat · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am running XP on my Mac to some DOS/Win games. You should check out Virtual PC. However, ` is pretty useful in MacOSX, at least if you use Terminal.

  111. back tick key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The backward apostrophe has a really good use ... it's the Ctrl-X-` command that takes you to your next compiler warning when you compile from within Emacs. Course I wonder at the unncecessary nature of your silly Apple key...

  112. The ultimate Macintosh keyboard by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1, Funny

    I want to see the ultimate Macintosh keyboard ... one big white button in the center. That's it.

  113. the Sun type 5 and 6 keyboards ... by zbaron · · Score: 1

    ... have an extra ten keys down the left hand side that are used for window cycling, iconifying, cut & paste etc etc. i'm quite lost without them now and find myself pressing tab all too often by mistake when i'm using a pc keyboard. now that the type 6 keyboard is usb, i've been thinking about using them on a pc or Mac.

  114. Several points by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Developing a keyboard layout for the 21st century is like developing an incandescent lightbulb for the 21st century. Keyboards (and incandescent light bulbs) both work but neither one is necessarily optimal.
    2. If you aren't using the tilde key, you're short on imagination. Not only does it provide the backtick character (which most non-Unix types will admittedly never use) but the tilde is used to designate an approximate figure.
    3. Keyboards with fixed characters are cheap and so will be around essentially forever, or for at least 20 more years. It would be nice to get a keyboard with an LCD or OLED on each key cap so they can be reprogrammed and have the layout actually show up. Unfortunately any keyboard which came out with this layout today would be USB, and USB 1 sucks, while USB 2 is too expensive at the moment. (USB implementations have latency problems.)
    4. Ultimately we should be leaving the keyboard behind and move to some other method of text input. I suspect that we will get some combination of pupil tracking, voice recognition, and somatic cues that when put together will end up being much more efficient than current input methods. If you are truly looking to the future, then forget the keyboard entirely. If you are looking to, say, tomorrow, just use a dvorak layout, switch around your key caps, and get it memorized before you try using someone's qwerty.
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    1. Re:Several points by MediaBoy77 · · Score: 1

      If you aren't using the tilde key, you're short on imagination. Not only does it provide the backtick character (which most non-Unix types will admittedly never use) but the tilde is used to designate an approximate figure.

      OK, but why is the tilde still a Shift-key combination? Why not switch it to the unshifted function of the backtick key?

      More keys that shouldn't require 2-key presses: Angle brackets. With HTML being coded so often, should they switch with the square brackets next to 'P'?

      Also: Colon vs. semi-colon. I'm willing to bet colons are used 2-3 times (maybe 5-10) times as often as semi-colons. Yet the semi-colon is the unshifted key. Silly!

  115. Back in the old days... by dargaud · · Score: 1
    ...when I was programming in assembler, I mean in hex machine language, on the good old Oric 1 back in 1981, I was using the reset button a lot. It was under the computer (which was just a keyboard wired directly onto the motherboard), so I had to turn it each time, which was delicate with about 10 wires and plugs sticking out of the back.

    After a while I drilled a hole through the keyboard to add a push button to act as instant reset. A sort of Ctrl-Alt-Del with only one key (it'd have saved on finger wear if I'd done the same thing at the time of Win98).

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  116. I like my backwards apostrophe key by MrByte420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key

    This guy is Obviously not a BASH scripted - I love my backwards apostrophe key each an every time I want to use the results of a command as a parameter in another command!

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  117. I agree completely by stevey · · Score: 1

    I've just acquired a laptop from work, and it's a right pain in the neck for working with.

    There's no '|' key on the machine so I had to remap one from elsewhere on the keyboard.

    Also there's some funny 'function' key in the left hand side - just where I want the control to be.

    Still xmodmap is a wonderful tool - it's just a shame I can't relable the keys neatly to show what they're mapped to.

    Still it's old, quite rugged, and runs Debian happily - so I guess it's not all bad news!

  118. You don't use the command key? by tarzan353 · · Score: 0
    but it devotes a whole key to a sort of double-S shape that I will never press

    Um, you mean the command key? Speaking from over a decade of experience with Macs, that is one of the most-used keys on a Mac keyboard. It is the universal modifier. Notice its symbol next to almost every menu option?

  119. Oh Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just the keys on your keyboard that are important, it's also how you arrange them.

    We all know that's just what women say.

  120. The future keyboard should be dynamic by Gushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the next big wave in keyboard will be a blending of the keyboard and monitor. Imagine a computer whos input was another touch screen that replaced your mouse and keyboard. Applications wouldn't need to depend upon a standard keyboard setup, they would simply create a unique set of clickable icons (cut, paste, BFG...) that would be exactly what you needed for the program you are using.

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    1. Re:The future keyboard should be dynamic by yo303 · · Score: 1
      Probably some company is right now working on the next generation keyboard.

      Every keytop is a small display, maybe LCD or LED or some other technology. On powerup, each key is set to the normal key. The driver monitors which application is active. If it's one of the ones it knows, it replaces all the function key keytops with the actual function (F1 becomes "Help". While you hold down CTRL, each key's function appears underneath the key ("paste" appears under V)

      In games, the function completely replaces the letter (you don't need to see the letter that the key used to be.) All you need is a little text file for each game or program; it would come with most of the ones you need. It'd be easy to add your own.

      In three years they will be $29.95 at Wal*Mart.

      yo.

  121. LCD Keyboard by iamacat · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Better yet, why not design a future keyboard with a small, backlighted LCD on top of each key? Than each OS or program can customize key labels. So when you change the input language, labels change. And in Quake the numeric keys will really show different weapons.

    Also imagine the pure joy of virus writers when they realize just what they can do with the victim's keyboard.

    1. Re:LCD Keyboard by peculiarmethod · · Score: 1

      anyone remember ANSi-Bombs? you could re-configure a victums keyboard layout with a hacked ansi.sys or other crafty config.sys tricks..

      the enter key would equal c:\dos\format c:\|Y (blah blah) and then the 'n' key would be Enter, or any other variations.. normally the keys would just be remapped to cuss words.

      pm

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    2. Re:LCD Keyboard by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 1

      I've seen a keypad like this. It was a security device to enter a (clearly over-valued) university computer lab. The keys were lenses that absolutely could not be viewed except for straight-on. Before entering a pass code, you pushed a button to scramble the digits, making key positions irrelevant.

      Anyone know who makes such a device? I'm sure I can't afford one (especially having no good reason to own one), just like those awesome $20 ceramic toggle switch protectors the military uses. But I still want to know *where* I could get them, if I wanted (this reminds me of Life of Brian).

      -Paul Komarek

    3. Re:LCD Keyboard by basilisk128 · · Score: 1

      Goatse on your keyboard wouldn't be very fun.

    4. Re:LCD Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to pushbuttons, it was done some time ago, with a matrix of LEDs. However, cost was wildly more expensive than the cost of an individual key on a computer keyboard.

    5. Re:LCD Keyboard by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      Yes, I remember them... IIRC, there was a utility that would let you customize the key remappings, so that you wouldn't have to hand-code them. I don't think that the remappings worked outside of command.com, however.

  122. I'd kill for by hrieke · · Score: 1

    the Any key to be added.
    Where the @#$% is it and why do all these programs ask for it?

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  123. Half Keyboard - Check it out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  124. Apple keyboard by rwise2112 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, if Apple had their way, the keyboard would only have one key. ;)

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  125. the backquote? by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key and a scroll-lock (+ LED!)

    The backquote? If you've ever written a shell script, you'd realize how useful the backquote is. Besides, its not really wasting a key since its also the ~ key which is also highly useful in the unix environment as a reference to your home directory.

  126. lack of imagination by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 1

    It's not the keyboard's fault that you haven't thought of a use for the scroll lock key (and its LED). That LED can be activated via software, so I use it to indicate that I have new mail (without wasting screen real estate like xbiff or equiv would do). My windows key launches an xterm, which is really useful. I don't really need to put a little xterm-icon on the key. It's fine as-is.

    In fact, several of my keys don't do what their label says (like xmodmapping my control key to the One True Non-Fattening location).

    Good window managers and text editors let you use keys to invoke code. The more keys the better!

    (for a while I had the windows key drop me to the console, to make it the ever-ironic anti-windows key, but that was more of a joke than a useful feature)

  127. What about handicap users? by Obvious+troll · · Score: 1

    If a disabled person can use a certain design, then imagine how fast an un-handicapped person could use it!

    Focusing on such designs could lead to some amazing improvements.

  128. Sun Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they have 'copy', 'cut', and 'paste'
    they also have the 'front' key which is the same as 'alt+tab'
    there's some other nifty ones too

    1. Re:Sun Keyboards by moncyb · · Score: 1

      They have dedicated keys for Undo/Redo, Cut, Copy, Paste, Front (X users will understand this), Open, Help, and a few other keys.

      Well, technically, the function keys on other computers are supposed to be used that way, they just aren't most of the time. If you are old enough, you may remember the function key templates which came with Wordperfect.

      Oh, and they keep control where it should be.

      I think that is part of the Bill Gates conspiracy to force everyone to use the mouse. "These dern ctrl and alt keys are so small! eyes reckon eyes musa use der moose!" Serously, if they do put "windows" and "menu" keys on the keyboard, I think they should put them somewhere out of the way. Perhaps on the other side of tab and caps lock. It would not only allow one to use them with little hand movment (if you really need it), but it would add more balance to the keyboard. I keep my keyboad on my lap, and being centered on home row, the number pad and cursor keys hang way off. More keys on the left side would keep my keyboard from sliding off as it sometimes does. :-)

      For the Windows users it even has a Ctrl+Alt+Delete button :)

      It has ctrl alt delete as one key? I wouldn't want that keyboard!

      Cat walks across keyboard

      %^@&^!!! My computer just reset again! ;-)

      A good keyboard would also eliminate the CAPS LOCK key to block all the AOL posters.

      No, they'd just hold down the shift key. ;-)

    2. Re:Sun Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No, they'd just hold down the shift key. ;-)
      So it would then send 10,000 volts though the keyboard after anyone had typed more than three letters in upper case!

    3. Re:Sun Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      opens the properts in a few cde/open win apps.

      but no one uses it, as it is for the retarded mess that is cde

    4. Re:Sun Keyboards by AaronW · · Score: 1

      The Sun keyboards have the dedicated keys in addition to the function keys. As for the Northgate keyboard, the three fingered salute key is actually a button recessed on the back of the keyboard.

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  129. Mod keys on the right side by jcsehak · · Score: 1

    Every night I cry myself to sleep, lamenting the absence of an option key on the right side of my keyboard. As any Photoshop user knows, opt-del fills the selection. Over the years, I got so I could fill quicker than Wild Bill Hickock could draw. Then a couple years ago, Apple got rid of it! Now I have to use TWO HANDS to fill a selection! The horror! The. Horror.

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    1. Re:Mod keys on the right side by Nexum · · Score: 1

      I have a mirrored drive doors PowerMac G4, and it came with a keyboard that has alt/option on the right hand side of the keyboard.

      Maybe they took it off for the revision of keyboard you have, and decided to put it back on again.

      Maybe all you need is a new keyboard.

      -Nex

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  130. Sun Keyboard. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    It sound like the Sun keyboards. Unfotrunatly most of those keys dont work.

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  131. ok ok ok by sawilson · · Score: 1, Funny

    Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    You: Why would a chicken cross a road to begin with?
    As another poster said, you could cook the chicken
    and make hotwings, or perhaps a good soup.

    Me: No man, It's a joke. You know? Something that's
    supposed to be funny?

    You: What's a joke? Everything is supposed to be
    serious on slashdot. Now about that chicken.....

    1. Re:ok ok ok by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it's just that I can only handle so many windows-related jokes at once, and underestimated the ability of some people to be amused by the same joke 8 times each day in every slashdot story. I also underestimated the amount of people who thought they were funny by retelling the same 8 year old jokes. Or maybe I overestimated your ability to contribute to a discussion with something meaningful, or make a comment without attempting to make some super-witty, deep, sarcastic, anti-microsoft comment. I'll try to do better next time!

      And for the benefit of someone below.. </sarcasm>?

  132. they key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "DESTROY THE WORLD (UNCONDITINALLY)" would be a nice key, that or "OPEN PORTAL TO DIMENSION-X AND BRING FORTH KRANG". these keys would lead to a better life for all - the tyrannical reign of Krang would at first seem wrong; humans would come to live with it, though.

  133. Backwards apostrophe (aka back-tick) by SiliconJesus · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, a lot of the keys that are thought of as useless are actually quite useful in a programming / scripting environment.

    $ for i in *; do `echo $i | awk '{print $1}' | sed -e '/s/foo//'` ; done

    The Scroll lock is a throwback to a time of 300 baud monitors. Instead of piping the output through less or more or whatever, you could stop the terminal using the scroll lock key (and know it was locked instead of having terminal problem by the associated LED).

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  134. Re:sorry, uh no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, IBM is the one to blame for the current layout. Before them, every manufacturer had different layouts, barring the core qwerty keys.

  135. I'd like to see one of these by Neillparatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someday I am going to program my own JEFFKeyboard.

  136. _new_ layout? by Punto · · Score: 1
    I'm still looking for a standard 101 keys keyboard with a long backspace and a backslash that can be pressed by a human with standard 5 finger hands (as opposed to those 'altgr + key on the other side of the keyboard' things, or 'shift+7' for the normal slash) and without the stupid windows keys..

    Do they still make those? Maybe it's the fact that I live in a spanish speaking country, but I can't find a keyboard anymore. I got my hopes up a couple of years ago when all the computer stores started putting up posters with little penguins on then, but nothing.

    And it's not because I'm a linux fanatics who refuses to use a keyboard because it has a little window on it; I just want to play doom2 without the annoying windows menu popping up! is that too much to ask?!?!?

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    1. Re:_new_ layout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.spinner.nl/products/winmapper/ Have fun....

  137. Throwback to the 1980s? Try 1880s... by Hal-9001 · · Score: 1
    despite the constant improvements to the design of computer hardware and software, the keyboards we use are still a throwback to the early 1980s
    Actually, the QWERTY layout is a relic from the days of mechanical typewriters, which would jam if you pressed two neighboring keys too quickly in succession. The QWERTY layout was design to slow down typing so that jams would be less frequent. Seeing as how most computers don't choke no matter how quickly you type, there is no reason to adhere to the QWERTY layout except that most people are accustomed to it. This is by far a more fundamental problem with keyboard layouts than the presence of a ~/` key or the absence of a "Copy" key.

    Incidentally, if you never use the ~/` key, you obviously aren't playing enough Counter-Strike... :-p
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  138. backwards-apostrophe? by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

    I use mine all the time. Just cause you use an inferior operating system doesn't mean you should ruin it for the rest of us.

    1. Re:backwards-apostrophe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's funny! They gave these MAC FAGGOTS Unix, and they complain about the back-tick key!

      I'd be lost without my backtick in the Unix shell, and I'd suspect these MAC FAGGOTS would use it to if Steve Jobs (whose sister's name is BLOW) told them he invented it!

  139. Filthy windows luser. ITYM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Copy : M-w
    Cut : C-w
    Paste : C-y
    Undo : C-/
    Help : C-h

  140. Bowflex kybard by togofspookware · · Score: 1

    Big levers instead of keys.

    You have to put your whole body into it, like rowing a canoe.

    It'd be slow to type on, but it'd get us into shape :-P

    Seriously, that'd be cool.

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  141. +5 Funny by jaaron · · Score: 1

    Oh, if only I had mod point for you. :)

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  142. MacOS and F keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have a look at look at your menus.
    MacOS, and so the mac apps, have plenty of use for those F keys.
    F1 is for undoing
    F2 for cuting
    F3 for copuing
    F4 for pasting
    F5 for switching the controls strip bar

    etc.

    As they are standard shortcuts, they are always the same in all your applications.

    And as for a better keymap, well you know...
    I am a french informaticien, so I do a lot of programming, but I also type on plenty of texts.

    So I need a keymap which can suits me in both case.
    So, practicaly I need (nearly) everything, but not at the same time. And as I am lasy, I don't want to learn a new keymap :)

    But there is one thing that I don't like: having numerals as main keys instead of symbols. For numbers, I use my numeral pad on the right. Otherwise, I will always have to search for the shift key for common char like éèçà.

    I don't think that there is any definitive solution, specialy if you are moving from computer to computer all the time.

    So better to get use to our actual keymap, and to dream of neural interface :)

  143. Disagree on future of input... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1


    Ultimately we should be leaving the keyboard behind and move to some other method of text input. I suspect that we will get some combination of pupil tracking, voice recognition, and somatic cues that when put together will end up being much more efficient than current input methods.


    I don't agree... I think the future of input might not be the keyboard, but it will always focus on the hands.

    The thing is, any other method is just too inefficient and prone to error. Speech in my mind is way slower than simply typing what I want... my thoughts and hands are always faster than my speech. Vision tracking is a neat idea but not at all useful for the majority of people - why did people lear to touch type if they need to be looking at something specific to work? I type often while looking at other things. I am often doing lots of things with my hands while vision is off on some other task, and I would hate to give that up.

    To paraphrase an old quote on democracy, typing is the worst form of input - except for all the others. The only forms of input that have really ever stuck have been related to the hands - keyboards and mice (and game controllers), so far. I just don't see that ever changing short of neural input devices, but even there I'm not sure how well they will work compared to direct interaction with the hands and how well the majority of people would be to "jack in", even if it was only a proximity neural sensor and not a real jack. Heck, I don't even think that "virtual keyboard" the projects a keyboard onto a surface will really take off.

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  144. Print Screen by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

    I'd keep PrintScr because its easy to caputre your screen and just edit in Photoshop or paint or something

  145. Re:All keyboards should have VCR/TV functions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let's see
    we are closing in on 750000 users. You have over 520 friends?

    wow, you must be smart enough to use the word "Sex" on a male dominated, geek site.
    perhaps you can hold off on the whole "look at how many friends I have" until you get a whole 1%?
    thanks a bunch

  146. TI Explorer Keyboard by JChris · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't know about the future, but maybe we could take some lessons from the past. The TI Explorer, a short-lived LISP machine from the 1980s had a great tactile surface, and a RubOut (backspace) key to the left of the 'a' key. This took a little while to get used to, but quickly became automatic to use. It seemed much more natural and efficient than reaching for the top right-hand corner to backspace.

  147. Backwards apostrophe by dentar · · Score: 1

    ...has the ~ and the ` which are used all the time in shell scripts? Who says they're useless???

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  148. My fantasy keyboard: by Bendebecker · · Score: 2, Funny

    One that has the numberpad replaced with all the common hotkeys used in vi. That would effectively double the size of the keyboard though...

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  149. A source for new IBM keyboards. by oneiros27 · · Score: 4, Informative

    One of my friends pointed Unicomp to me a while back. They make the old IBM keyboards [I assume it's similar to how Lexmark is the old IBM printer division].

    Yes, it's $50 for one of 'em, but well, those people who like the feel of the keyboards think it's worth it. [and it's heavy enough to beat your annoying co workers with, or even stop a rampaging day-trader].

    Oh -- and it's dirt easy to move the letters on the keys, as they letters are on a little cap which it not actually part of the key.

    It's useful for playing pranks on people who hunt and peck, or for confusing people and hiding random messages. [and after someone's going away party, I'm short a few 'e's and 's'es, as I had to strip down one keyboard just for the letters].

    And speaking of rearranging keyboards -- why is that computer keyboards have the 1-3 row on the number pad at the bottom, while telephones have it at the top?

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    1. Re:A source for new IBM keyboards. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Informative
      One of my friends pointed Unicomp to me a while back. They make the old IBM keyboards

      Thanks for the pointer! I just dug an old-school IBM keyboard (those all-metal ones) up at work, so nice...just wish it was a little quieter.

      My favorite keyboard is an old 101 key "Suntouch" made by Siig. It's got just the right amount of "clickyness" and the right stroke distance for me (just slightly less force needed to depress and just a little smaller stroke distance than the classic IBM one, at least that's how it feels to me). My first one was getting worn out and I found this one at Goodwill, of all places - just about jumped for joy.

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    2. Re:A source for new IBM keyboards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! Yes! Yes! The Unicomp keyboards rock! They feel exactly like the old AT keyboards (one butterfly spring for each key.) Get one of these, and program in style.

    3. Re:A source for new IBM keyboards. by Cheesemaker · · Score: 1

      From what I gather, Unicomp bought all the old IBM keyboard business from Lexmark not too long after Lexmark was spun off of IBM. I find it not too difficult to get hold of cheap Model M's. My university sells piles of keybloards from their surplus division for about $5 a piece, and there are usually a few Model M's there. No, no "Window" key, no multimedia keys, but I LOVE the feel of them. I'm not sure my roommate likes being able to hear it at all hours of the night, though.

    4. Re:A source for new IBM keyboards. by packeteer · · Score: 1

      I have an IBM KB-8923 which is similar to the model M but it has the windows keys on it. It works perfectly good yet comed in handy when your too lazy to klick the "K" in the corner and want to impress your friends with KDE so you hit the window key and BAM you get a similar looknig menu. I guess my friends are easily impressed.

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    5. Re:A source for new IBM keyboards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh -- and it's dirt easy to move the letters on the keys, as they letters are on a little cap which it not actually part of the key.

      How odd, I have never had a keyboard that didn't have extractable keycaps.

    6. Re:A source for new IBM keyboards. by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      I think the KB-8923 is a membrane keyboard, not buckling spring like the Model M. IBM hasn't made any buckling spring keyboards since they spun off Lexmark, AFAIK. The KB-8923 may be a decent keyboard as membrane/rubberdome units go but it's not in the same league as the Model M or the earlier IBM keyboards.

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    7. Re:A source for new IBM keyboards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an original old IBM keyboard. It came with my first computer (IBM PS/2) I got for $25 at a garage sale about four years ago. The board is a little noisy to type on, but I like it.

    8. Re:A source for new IBM keyboards. by shiftoner · · Score: 1

      I am still using my origional from 1984. There is simply no other keyboard that has the same tactile response and satifying clickity-clack. Every time I go to a job they seem to think it is a little wierd that I am carrying around this 35 lb ancient keyboard, but there is simpley nothing else that will work for me. The thing is industructable. It has outlasted many pets, girlfriends, and jobs. Even dropped it off a moving commuter train at one point. A conductor was nice enought to pick it up on his way back and it had nary a scratch on it. I love this thing! I can't emagine what you would have to do to one of these things to need a replacement...

    9. Re:A source for new IBM keyboards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh -- and it's dirt easy to move the letters on the keys, as they letters are on a little cap which it not actually part of the key.

      How odd, I have never had a keyboard that didn't have extractable keycaps.

      True, but there is a small difference. In my current keyboard, the entire key comes off - the plastic dome plus a mushroom stalk. It leaves a hole in the keyboard through which you can see the membrane contacts.

      A classic IBM keyboard on the other hand has a removable dome, but only the dome comes off. Underneath is left the mushroom which looks like the original keys. That is, if you remove all the keycaps of a modern keyboard, you cannot type. If you do the same with an IBM, the keyboard looks practically the same - just without labeling.

  150. Double S? by jokell82 · · Score: 1

    Are you actually using a Mac OS on your iBook? If so the "double s" (actually the command key, sometimes referred to as the apple key) is a key that is used constantly in the Mac OS interface. It makes the OS much easier to use, especially on a laptop. Instead of reaching to a menu to perform functions such as printing, saving, closing, quitting, etc, you can press the command key and a modifier (cmd-p to print, cmd-s to save, cmd-w to close, cmd-q to quit). And best of all, these are system wide shortcuts, so you can use them in EVERY program (well, every program that follows Apple UI Guidelines).

    Use this knowledge wisely...

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    1. Re:Double S? by Beltway+Prophet · · Score: 1

      I like having a command key so close to the left arrow key so that I can back out of writing pithy messages like this.

    2. Re:Double S? by tengwar · · Score: 1
      I think he's referring to '', which on my Mac keyboard is an unshifted key to the left of '1'.

      The characters I like are ÿ and its upper case equivalent (which for some reason that I can't be bothered to check on isn't previewing in /.) - I've heard they exist in no language. Apparently Dutch has a letter which is hand-written like that, but always printed as 'ij' or 'IJ'. There was a rumour that IBM had introduced them into the PC character set to allow them to sue for breach of copyright at a later date.

  151. Re: Separate keys by CTho9305 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can someone explain what exactly Meta is supposed to be, compared to Ctrl and Alt?

  152. It's already been invented! by TPS+Report · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has already invented an extremely convenient keyboard, with every required and useful key on it! They're a little hard to find these days, but I think more and more people will start buying them for the convenience!

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  153. Apple keyboards? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Like you, I am also an Emacs user and have no use for the windows keys... I had taken to buying older keyboards (that I like better anyways) at garage sales and things.

    I also have a Powerbook now, that I dock and hook up to an Apple Pro keyboard - I like the layout of this pretty well, and was thinking it might work well as a keyboard for a PC as well. It is just a USB keyboard, no reason it should work...

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  154. are we missing the oblivious here? by thexdane · · Score: 1

    i think we're missing the biggest point of this whole ask slashdot topic.

    most of his problem with all these useless keys and such is the fact that he's a mac user. :)

    i mean apple got rid of the other "useless" mouse buttons, so why shouldn't they get rid of the rest of the "useless" keys on the keyboard?

    so this whole problem of "useless" keys would be solved if he just got a real operating system and a real computer :)

    1. Re:are we missing the oblivious here? by superchkn · · Score: 1

      I'd like to be the Devil's advocate on this one...

      But I agree.

      But really, I think the question should be: "If Apple got rid of all the 'useless' stuff, would there still be a Mac?"

      DISCLAIMER: This is HUMOR, not a TROLL.

  155. Sun Keyboards by tgburrin · · Score: 1

    Sun Microsystems is an excellent example of an organization who has done something basic and useful with a keyboard. Sun keyboards (as I'm looking at my sturdy 5c) have useful keys such as cut/paste/copy/find and even Props (guh?). I've had many occasions to use these keys in addition to the ` key while programming. Even if you don't find them helpful in their current state I'm sure that they can be bound to something else whether you are using Solaris or Linux.

  156. caps lock by shams42 · · Score: 1

    Why can't I highlight a block of text and then press CAPS LOCK to toggle between all caps and all lowercase the way I can say with bold, underline, or italics in my word processor of choice? It doesn't make sense to have to re-type the text in upper case.

    1. Re:caps lock by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      Because the *keyboard* has no idea what's actually ON the screen, nor does it really care.

      The application could watch the Caps Lock status and do what you want, but I would imagine most decent word processors already have a method to do what you suggest.

  157. Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by yerricde · · Score: 5, Informative

    why is that computer keyboards have the 1-3 row on the number pad at the bottom

    Computers have 123 on the bottom because adding machines and calculators have 123 on the bottom.

    while telephones have it at the top?

    Telephones have it 123 on the top because rotary-dial telephones had 123 at the top of the dial.

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    1. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by pfinder · · Score: 2, Informative

      The story I got is that those of us from the old 10 key mechanical adding machines could key numbers faster than the telephones could accept the input so they reversed the keyboard. This dates back to the early 60's

    2. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The way I heard it, way back when, was that the calculator layout was chosen for speed. For the typical phone user, speed wasn't as important as making it look natural, so Ma Bell put the low digits up top.

    3. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Telephones have it 123 on the top because rotary-dial telephones had 123 at the top of the dial.

      No they didn't.

    4. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by pediddle · · Score: 1

      So what... top-right instead of top. Still looks like top to me.

      Though I can't debate the truth of *why* they are where they are, but neither did you.

    5. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by ishmaelflood · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well,OK I've read that the error rate with the adding machine layout is lower, and the entry speeds are higher.

      Now explain why?

      Shirley, most people visualise numbers as a long stream, like the top row on the keyboard, not a 3 by 3 1/3 matrix as on a numeric keypad.

    6. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate telephones! I had an emergency, and I tried to dial nine-eleven, but I could not find the eleven! somebody almost died!

    7. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by john.r.strohm · · Score: 1
      Practice. People who used adding machines at that time generally used them a LOT, to the point that the patterns get hardwired into the brain. (Same thing with touch typists.)

      The story I heard is that Bell did a lot of human factors studies, being careful NOT to select a disproportionate number of adding machine users, and learned that accuracy AND PREFERENCE favored the 123-top arrangement.

      The interesting question would be why the adding machine manufacturers all standardized on the 123-bottom arrangement.

    8. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This information is contained in the indispensable volume, 'Why Clocks Run Clockwise (and other Imponderables)'.

    9. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by indianajones428 · · Score: 1


      why is that computer keyboards have the 1-3 row on the number pad at the bottom...while telephones have it at the top?

      Telephones have it 123 on the top because rotary-dial telephones had 123 at the top of the dial.


      I believe the answer is more specific than that. The reason dial-tone phones have 123 on the top is so that the alphabet remains...well...alphabetic.

      If telephones companies never put letters with the numbers, we'd probably have a mix of "normal" and "upside" phones. Which one predominate? I think I'll leave that one for the philosophers...

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    10. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by Leolo · · Score: 1

      OK. Now imagine a telephone that has the numbers arranged like on a keyboard/calculator. Now imagine having to dial a really really long number because you are in a foreign country and want to call your spouse. Now imagine you are doing this while large metal coins are disappearing into the machine with a loud CLUNK every once in a while.

      Such are my memories of calling Québec from Norway.

    11. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by rhkramer · · Score: 1

      Just thought I'd venture a different theory on why the low numbers are on the bottom of a calculator keypad -- I suspect that zero and one are the most common digits to press when dealing with, especially, currency. And, the easiest keys to reach are those at the bootom.

    12. Re:Computer keypads vs. telephone keypads by lynnroth · · Score: 1

      And stop calling me Shirley.

  158. Language by Hugonz · · Score: 1
    I believe the issue of language has not yet been brought up. I want to type German, English, Spanish, Danish and Esperanto on the same keyboard. It's really not difficult, only we've decided to keep the typewriter-I'm-not-ever-gonna-sell-this-outside-of -my-country layouts.

    Why have a Ñ key when we could use ~n, for example?

  159. Huh? by cluening · · Score: 1

    What's that ``double-S'' thingy you speak of? And what kind of poor excuse for a programmer/writer are you if you never use the back-tick and/or wiggly (tilde in some locals) key?

    I sure hope this isn't the guy who redesigns _my_ keyboard to get rid of the useful stuff...

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  160. Coding keyboard by jwdeff · · Score: 1

    Coding sucks on all keyboards right now. When i'm typing html, i just use like mad, and when i'm typing perl, i use /, \, $, &, and # like it's my job. But shit, what are you gonna do?

    Outside of having different layouts for different applications, nothing will make everyone happy. Most commands are fast enough even though they are 2 key strokes; i think it's hardly worth moving letters for.

    I have no focus in this post.

  161. Dedicated-purpose keyboards by chiph · · Score: 2, Funny

    The original poster made much of the fact that there were several keys that he never used - the back-quote (used in word processing) and the Scroll Lock (used by many KVMs). Maybe manufacturers need to produce specialized keyboards based on what tasks you regularly perform.

    Accountant Keyboard - Prominent numeric keypad and shortcuts to Excel macros. No caps-lock and only one set of Ctrl and Alt keys.

    MS Office Keyboard - Microsoft has already done this. Don't really care for the mouse wheel located on the keyboard, but I only use Word and Visio to draw up requirements documents anyway. Has no brace {}[] keys.

    Software Development Keyboard - No numeric keypad, but has assignable keys down the left like the original Northgate keyboards. Arrow keys are in inverted "T" pattern like God intended.

    *nix Keyboard - Has no shift key (just kidding). Has the punctuation marks and numerics reversed on the keys along the top for easier shell script writing (must press Shift + $ to get a "4").

    L33T 5p34k Keyboard - Looks remarkably like a cellphone, except the letters and numbers are randomly jumbled up.

    Chip H.

    1. Re:Dedicated-purpose keyboards by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      "Software Development Keyboard - No numeric keypad"

      Only problem with no numeric keypad is you would need to have some other way to do the ALT-Numeric Keypad trick to get characters that aren't typeable.

      "Arrow keys are in inverted "T" pattern like God intended."

      I refuse to buy any keyboard that screws around with the arrow keys, period! (ie: I like my inverted T, like God intended!)

      "*nix Keyboard - Has no shift key (just kidding)"

      +2, Funny!

      "Has the punctuation marks and numerics reversed on the keys along the top for easier shell script writing (must press Shift + $ to get a "4")."

      That would defiantly take some getting used to methinks, especially when using a "normal" keyboard.

      "L33T 5p34k Keyboard - Looks remarkably like a cellphone, except the letters and numbers are randomly jumbled up."

      You can have one of these today, just spill half a can of coke on your keyboard and wait for it to dry. ;)

  162. Keyboard I'd love... by DJPsychoChild · · Score: 1

    OK, I've been trying to find someone who makes a true split keyboard for a long time now. And I don't mean a keyboard with the keys separated in the middle, I mean a keyboard that's in two halves that I can put on either arm of my computer chair and type with my arms in a relaxed position. Anyone seen these anywhere???

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    1. Re:Keyboard I'd love... by BruteFarce · · Score: 1

      I have seen something similar to what you describe in my own search for a more comfortable keyboard. I found an interesting set of keyboards by a company called the Comfort Keyboard Company. I haven't tried one myself, so I can only go by what information they provide, but they certainly do look adjustable -- the individual sections of the keyboard can be up to 6 feet apart. They are a little pricey ($160 to $200 US), but they might be what you are looking for. They are also quite programmable, along the lines of some of the wishes expressed in other posts in this thread, and there is some kind of foot pedal that can be involved, too.

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  163. most formalisms made for one keyboard layout only by davids-world.com · · Score: 1

    When I got a new machine at work, it came with a standard English (US or ISO? Don't know) keyboard layout. It wasn't until then that I realized that most formalisms I use require heavy use of English-only signs: C has {curly brackets} all the time, (La)TeX uses the \backslash and {curly} and [angled] brackets.

    On my German keyboard (Titanium Powerbook), I need to press three keys to produce a backslash, and two keys to get the brackets, which aren't even marked on the keys (5,6,8,9).

    Switching between my Powerbook, the Linux PC and the G4 Desktop is big-time annoying.
    Anybody here interested in trading an English Titanium keyboard for a German one?? Do I really need to put little stickers on the keys of my 2.5KEUR design laptop?

  164. New Programming Languages and Small Computers by mattr · · Score: 1
    There is still lots of time to think about keyboards. Starting with Fujitsu's single hand keyboard in 1998, an impressive design is the Fitaly One-Finger Keyboard which has generated at least one one-finger speed typing contest.

    There was recently a discussion on the perl6 list (laugh but all your bases will belong to parrot real soon now) about what keys could be used to represent some new functions people might like to add if there were some reasonable one to three character symbols that could be made out of them. As long as they're going to change the concatenation operator anything goes right?

    All which I would not have known if it were not for the wonderful summaries of the discussions on perl.com.

    I'm thinking it might be useful if you could buy extra usb keyboardlets - like numeric keypads - with keys that would make your programming more powerful (otherwise you have to spell things out in english phrases). No danger of APL-ness since the system will be able to translate between the idioms effortlessly. Doubtlessly emacs scripts and something wierd for vi would be possible.

    But something tells me the future of computing is going to have more to do with being able to get a heck of a lot done with a lot less typing, either because of a plethora of great snap together libraries, semi-intelligent self-programming programs, or just plain telling the thing what you mean in english (or interlingua) and having a system that will just do it. It is not critical that we add more cryptic things to our programming prose, but I'd certainly welcome more powerful idioms and innovative input solutions that don't penalize their adopters. (I certainly will check out the Kinesis keyboard, earlier poster.. thanks.)

    FYI:

    this article: unicode operators, supercommas, french quotation marks.. shades of APL

    .. and squiggle operators

  165. My thoughts exactly! by Zordok · · Score: 1

    Combine it with speech recognition, and you're set. (Maybe handwriting recognition too... something good enough for doctor's handwriting!)

  166. variable layout keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What keyboard layout would I like to see? One where the keys can be rearranged, and the keys have some kind of way (electrical, optical or mechanical) to signal which key it is.

    So basically anyone could customize thier keyboard as they saw fit. Apps could ship with thier own keys, and dedicated users could replace unused keys with super-commonly used keys. Use { more than [? Find a key where { is unshifted, [ is shifted.

    I bet replacable keys would work really well for secondary keyboards. Imagine if you could buy and customize a simple ten-button keyboards when the computer only really serves as a VCR/jukebox? Or get a really honkin 200 key keyboard for complex video editing? Perhaps "one hander" re-arrangable keyboards could become popular for counter-strike or BF 1942?

    When can I get a "boobies" key for my keyboard?

  167. "Funny Double S Shape" by carsont · · Score: 1

    The poster has plainly demonstrated that he is neither a Unix person nor a Mac person, which makes me wonder why he is using an iBook.


    The back-tick key is indispensable for 'nesting' commands in a single line. And the tilde as a shortcut for $HOME.


    Plus, on Macs (and maybe on Windows too) the back-tick is used in the sequence to produce characters with a grave accent. Anyone who has written documents in French won't call this key "useless".


    I looked at my iBook keyboard, and the only key I saw that could possibly be described as a "funny double-s shape" is the command key. Uh, this is the primary modifier for keyboard shortcuts on Macintosh systems. If the poster really "never uses it", then he must do absolutely everything with the mouse, in which case he has no right to complain about keyboards being inefficient.


    As for special keys for special functions, though, I've got to agree and wonder why PC makers seem to have been so slow to adopt these. The six (I think) year old Sun Type 5 keyboard I'm typing this on has keys for volume adjustment, cut, copy, paste, sending windows to the front, and so on.


    Although they're a pain in the ass to get working in window managers other than CDE or Sun's version of GNOME, they're much quicker to use than ctrl-C and ctrl-V.


    This is the direction I'd like to see keyboard layouts progress in: custom keys that are bound to frequently used functions that normally require a modifier, such as copying and pasting, or a trip to another window, such as changing the volume or ejecting removable media. Sun got it right a long time ago; Apple's newer keyboards are getting there, with volume, brightness, and eject keys.


    Most PC keyboard makers, though, seem more interesting in making keys that open IE or Outlook.

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    1. Re:"Funny Double S Shape" by kidterra · · Score: 1

      For most windows users, IE and Outlook are frequently used functions. Also, those buttons are highly configurable. I have two of these keyboards sitting somewhere that have vol/mute buttons, and the others I could have set to open whatever applications i like.

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    2. Re:"Funny Double S Shape" by carsont · · Score: 1
      For most windows users, IE and Outlook are frequently used functions.

      Sure, most Windows users spend a lot of time using IE and Outlook, but to my knowledge they don't spend a lot of time opening them; they just open them once upon logging in and keep them open.


      I personally think a single key macro for alt-tab would be more useful on Windows than mail and internet keys.

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  168. The real use for the back tick is... by prator · · Score: 1

    ...to pull down the console in Quake and other fps games.

    -prator

  169. What if you don't use a mouse at all? by yerricde · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In windows it is supposed to be the equivalent of pressing the right mouse button. Why have a key for that? What a stupid concept... you already have your hand on the mouse so use it.

    What about those who because of a physical disability cannot use a mouse or trackball and instead navigate Windows with a keyboard? What about those whose pointing device has only one button? (No redundant Mac jokes please; some early Windows laptops were like this.)

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    1. Re:What if you don't use a mouse at all? by Wingnut64 · · Score: 1

      What about those who because of a physical disability cannot use a mouse or trackball and instead navigate Windows with a keyboard? What about those whose pointing device has only one button? (No redundant Mac jokes please; some early Windows laptops were like this.)

      Shift-F10 does the same thing.

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    2. Re:What if you don't use a mouse at all? by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      People have already complained about doubling up on keys, and the average user is much more likely to discover the right-click key that the Shift-F10 key combination.

      "Hmm, what is this weird looking key for?" Is much more likely to take place than: "Hmm, I wonder what this obscure key combination might do..."

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    3. Re:What if you don't use a mouse at all? by Wingnut64 · · Score: 1

      So we need to triple up on keys? It's function can already be preformed with a mouse key, and if a mouse is unavailable there is a backup on the keyboard. Do we really need 3 ways to open a menu?

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  170. adjustable kbd layout by axxackall · · Score: 1
    Some time ago Slashdot has already discussed Adjustable LCD universal remote control.

    It has tried to solve a problem similar to what I'd like to see solved on PC or notbooks. Generally speaking, a keyboard layout should be dynamically changed in context of application.

    Of course, in many cases the alphabyte part will still be the same. But the navigation shouldn't. And especially so-called "functional keys" must become really functional. No more "F1" - it must be called "Help" if it helps.

    Let's not stop on key locations. How about menu displayed on the keyboard rather than on the main screen. I want to make a choice of another graphic filter and I want to see the picture in the full-screen preview.

    Of course, such "keyboard" can be used just as another screen too. So, perhaps the new generation of notebooks will be a dual-head notebook without keyboard, but with touchscreens on both foldable screens.

    Does anyone know where to buy it?

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  171. Interesting, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about those of us who can type faster than they can talk? (A problem i've aways wondered about in 'futuristic' movies with voice operated computers)

    How would you code? would you want to waste more time by saying "return, open-bracket,etc." ??

    1. Re:Interesting, but.. by sawilson · · Score: 1

      command structure

      "start perl script"
      "include blah blah and blah"

      "insert sub tracker with variables number 5 and
      value bob"

      POW!

      Your sub is complete.

      "Insert sub data dumper"
      "Tune line 5"
      "Change value return to exit"

      As a coder, imagine the possibilities. I guarantee
      A system could be designed that could destroy the
      speed at which a typical coder can hunt down
      things to cut and paste and tweak.

    2. Re:Interesting, but.. by Deekoo · · Score: 1

      And to think. All this time that I've wasted
      using unproductive keyboard-controlled editors
      like pico, vim, and innumerable wordstar-clones,
      when I could be using vexed (voice-extended ed)
      instead.

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  172. Not detecting humor by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Sometimes, a comment contains humor that's so subtle that the average mind doesn't pick it up, and the reflex to help overpowers the reflex to laugh. And sometimes, people respond to sarcastic trolls to set the record straight so that others don't incorrectly take the troll at face value.

    When I use sarcasm, I try to make it clear using homebrew XML tags such as <sarcasm />.

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    1. Re:Not detecting humor by npietraniec · · Score: 1

      I can't think of anything that ruins a good joke better than a couple of dumb "tags"

      If they don't get it, I say screw em'

  173. Re: Separate keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    A meta key is a key that's all about other keys. It doesn't do anything on its own, but modifies the function of another key (on the Mac they call them modifier keys). "Meta" key is just the elitist "I read the whole jargon file every week you bastards" geek way to refer to them. ;)
    Control was once a meta key (in the terminal days) because it did something out-of-band - like rang the bell, or moved the cursor - instead of just sending another character to the teletype. Arguably it isn't really so meta anymore because everything it can do is contained in ASCII (in essence, the band widened to contain it, mostly because people wanted to remotely control or script things through terminals that were once directly attached).
    Unfortunately meta keys are the least standardised part of the keyboard. Macs now have five - Control (if you include it), Shift, Command, Option, and the newest "Fn" function modifier key, which is ironically used partly so other keys (like the function row) can be used for direct control of the hardware (backlight, volume, etc) - analogous to what Control originally was.
    The saddest testament to Microsoft's user interface design is that they managed to use their monopoly power to swiftly add not one but two new keys to the standard PC layout, and still managed to do virtually nothing useful with them. At least you can map them to interesting things in X (or to get the option key back if you're using a USB PC keyboard on a Mac - more irony there).

  174. Re: Separate keys by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

    causes me to vomit

    That would be your pink Imac

  175. (OT) Frame rate? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    I am running XP on my Mac to some DOS/Win games. You should check out Virtual PC.

    How do you get Windows platform games to run in Connectix Virtual PC emulation with full frame rate?

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  176. It's not the legacy apps ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... it's the legacy people for as a matter of fact almost no-one would buy a totally new keyboard and at the end of the day even the majority of self proclaimed geeks tends to stick to the mediocre as long as it is what they (I) do know and (II) is cheap.

    Case in point - years ago I got me the first ergonomic keyboard marketed -- now a fast forward to 2003 -- name 5 people you know who've got an ergonomic keyboard, which is a rather unimpressive variation of the old standard keyboard.

    1. Re:It's not the legacy apps ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I'm one person that has an ergonomic keyboard, and I know 3 other people that have them too. I don't know all that many people that have a computer though... Anyway, once I got used to the ergonomic keyboard I never wanted to go back. I convinced a friend to get one, and that's all he uses now too.

      I bought this one back when I was a reseller and it cost only 1 buck more than a comparable quality keyboard. It's just less pain at the end of a day spent typing.

  177. Ahhhh by sawilson · · Score: 1

    And sometimes people are really thin skinned and
    call something a "sarcastic troll" that isn't.
    Lighten up! The fate of the free will doesn't
    depend on my kindhearted jab at someone that
    didn't get a joke. I do agree with your logic on
    the "reflex to help", but for christ sakes. The
    post had already been modded +5 funny. And as he
    stated in his post, someone else had already
    suggested the exact same thing. So rather than
    assume it was a "help reflex", assume it was a
    typical "me too" and "I'll feel superior if I
    make a huge point" type posting, like it was. :)

    1. Re:Ahhhh by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Go learn to read, it will help make your life easier as a thin skinned faggot.

      Please do not malign us thin skinned faggots by associating us with grandparent poster.

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  178. But which keys are usefull? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    I frequently make use of the scroll lock (thats how you scroll in the freebsd console, and it can be used to interrupt fast scrolling text in pretty much any textmode environment) and the ` key, for instance in a unix shell when you include a command embedded inside ` ` it will execute the command inside the `` and feed its output into the commandline, so for instance:
    `echo bleh`
    is equivalent to:
    bleh
    Ofcourse, it has far more practical uses than this...
    The other functions you mention, cut/copy/paste atleast on X11 is handled by the mouse (select the text with the mouse = copy, middle button = paste) and is certainly far superior to having to press several keys at once, ofcourse even using a single key to copy/paste wouldnt be ideal, you have to use the mouse to select text so why not use it to copy/paste too, save you moving your hands back and forth all the time. Ofcourse, its possible to configure a key to emulate the functions of the middle mouse, this is done typically on apple mice which have only 1 button.
    As for switching between windows, this should be the job of your window manager, and any semi decent window manager will let you configure which keys are used for these functions.
    Back/forwards is typically done with the left/right cursor keys, in browsers atleast.. unless your in a text entry box like i am right now, but this is down the the individual app author to define, and again, decent apps should allow you to reconfigure the keys. The same for undo and redo.
    A new keyboard layout likely wouldn`t take off, there are far too many people invested in the qwerty form now... we have well over a hundred years of qwerty typewriters, and books/training on the subject, and most people are familiar with the qwerty layout and would take time to learn anything new... and ofcourse, most people resist change, even change for the better.

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  179. Programming and dvorak by IdahoEv · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Have any of you programmers actually used Dvorak or Maltron keyboards

    Yeah, every day. I switched to dvorak six years ago. True, the pure dvorak layout is not well designed for programming. But it's advantages in English are astounding.

    I use dvorak layout on a Kinesis contoured keyboard.

    Cool thing is, the 'board is hardware macro programmable. A footswitch puts the keyboard into "second layer", which normally maps the right hand keys to a keypad. Instead, I have the second layer activate macros. On my left hand, keys with the footswitch down activate HTML macros, like followed by eight left arrows and a carraige return. On my right, single keys activate macros, like "t" (where K is on a qwerty) gives me a pair of curly braces on two lines, and arrows back up to put me on a line in between them, like this:
    {
    <cursor left here>
    }
    one key in the middle of the board saves me about eight awkward keystrokes.

    footswitch-"f" gives me:
    for (<cursor left here>;;)
    saving me about a dozen keystrokes.

    I've got dozens of such macros. I never ever type "" or "{" or "(" (except I just did :). Every common syntax, keyword, or markup tag is a one-key macro. I rip off HTML/XML and C/perl/java like nobodys' business.

    No carpal-tunnel strain from reaching for weirdly placed "{" and "" keys all the time, because they're all in my macros.

    The 'board is USB and mac/pc switchable and the macros are in hardware, so I can take it with me to group meeting / LAN party / whatever and work with any machine, anywhere, with all my layout customizations and macros.

    And I won't even get started on the kinesis' contour shape, which addresses 8+ major ergonomic concerns where things like the MS Natural and such only address 1.

    I can switch between qwerty/dvorak with a keystroke, without losing my macros, so that friends can try out the keyboard.

    I've been using this setup for half a decade. Kicks ass, I'm telling you.

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  180. dvorak and programming by Miles · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I use the Dvorak layout for programming all the time. The braces aren't a problem. I mean, do you currently find it a problem typing the underscore, or '==' or '='? The braces and those keys just swap places. They still use the little finger of the right hand, too.

    Depending on your editor, you can also use auto completion of braces, which saves you from typing one brace, and even auto typing of both braces after creating classes/methods/functions/for loops/while loops etc...

    If you really like the dvorak keyboard, there are other options for those braces. But if you are really happy with whatever you're using, then there's no sense fixing what ain't broke (unless you're trying dvorak to reduce RSI, which may or may not work).

  181. Wimps! by quarter · · Score: 1

    I typed all of this using ALT and the keypad!

  182. Somebody made a program to find the best layout by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    And IIRC, it was almost identical to Dvorak. So just learn Dvorak, that best layout probably wouldn't give a very big improvement. But I think it was done by processing text in English and source code, so it's probably not optimal for other languages.

    Anybody got a link?

  183. alternative keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I created an alternative keyboard idea back in April of 2001.
    I haven't had much success but maybe my idea can give others some inspiration
    Since then, I had an idea for an improved layout, but I haven't done much with it...
    http://www.geocities.com/e2e2e2e2e/


    mirror:
    http://members.fortunecity.com/2e2e2e2e/

    Steven Shultz
    Bellingham, WA

  184. Now here's a question by mtec · · Score: 1

    How'd they type on Star Trek TNG? - couldn't see any keys just a screen and a button... (maybe it was an Apple keyboard)

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  185. Half-Keyboard Principle vs Right-Hand ? by pg--az · · Score: 1

    I don't actually know, sorry. I found the basic Matias principle, which I understand to be something like "the same finger does it, just on the other hand", interesting enough to want to try an X2, if they ever ship it. But I have never tried their software-driver to make an ordinary keyboard work like the half-keyboard. At a guess, the principle seems symmettric to the right hand.

  186. Ctrl+Ins and Shift+Ins by yerricde · · Score: 1

    lot of people need to type them into terminal windows (while also requiring quick key, non-strain-inducing shortcuts for copy and paste)

    Ctrl+Ins and Shift+Ins work fine for me. I press RCtrl or RShift with my thumb (I use an IBM Model M keyboard without Windows keys so that my thumb can reach the RShift key when needed) and Insert with my middle finger.

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  187. Not Gonna Happen by markcic · · Score: 1

    There will be no keyboard innovation until some one is willing to pay for it. Most people buy keyboard as an afterthought with a new computer. I wish I could count how many time I have seen someone buy a $1000+ computer and a $40 mouse to pick up the cheapest keyboard they can find in the store. Personally I like the layout and feel of the old IBM Model M. I just wish had a "windows" key. Think of it as another meta key.

  188. Re:All keyboards should have VCR/TV functions... by kevinadi · · Score: 1

    Since the stone age Toshiba laptops always had an analog volume control. At first I was quite concerned because you know how analog vol control tends to degrade over time as it becomes dirty, and my previous Dell laptop has a digital one (press Fn-PgUp or something to raise the volume).

    After a while, I practically stopped using windows volume control altogether and rely solely on the analog dial. It's just so much better and faster than click-click-click-click required to lower the vol just in case someone is coming in the middle of a pr0n.

    Sometimes analog is not necessarily bad like what the tech industry tried to tell you. Toshiba seems to understand it for a long time. No laptop/desktop that I know of still includes an analog vol control and keeps doing it even in their highest end model.

  189. the keyboard isn't the problem ... by styxlord · · Score: 1

    if you use one of those other editors that forces gratuitous use of the CTRL or ALT to do just about anything, then switch editors instead of messing with the damn keyboard :)

  190. Sun Keyboards by AaronW · · Score: 1

    One thing I really like is the Sun keyboards. They have dedicated keys for Undo/Redo, Cut, Copy, Paste, Front (X users will understand this), Open, Help, and a few other keys. Oh, and they keep control where it should be.

    Now as a C/C++ programmer what I would *really* like to see is a row of keys for all the non-alphanumeric keys, i.e. !, &, {}, *, >, etc. I know I could just use xmodmap to remap the numeric keys, but I happen to like the numeric keys across the top as well.

    My old Northgate keyboard has some cool features, like a full keypad for the cursor keys, not the inverted T, and a dedicated * key. For the Windows users it even has a Ctrl+Alt+Delete button :) It also has the function keys on the side, requiring less stretching to reach.

    A good keyboard would also eliminate the CAPS LOCK key to block all the AOL posters.

    -Aaron

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  191. eject by trefoil · · Score: 1, Funny

    just like a famous eject switch.. there better always be an eject button.. especially if I can trigger it remotely.. and it's attached to the other person's chair.. muahaha *evil laugh*

  192. Re:Sys Req -- Legacy Mainframe Key by bnavarro · · Score: 4, Informative

    The SysReq or "System Request" key is a key left over from the IBM 3090. 3270 Terminals (of which the PC could emulate with the appropriate expansion card) interact with mainframes in a very similar manner to Web browsers with a CGI form page -- everything is stored locally in a buffer, then sent in a transaction when the "Enter" button is pressed (which, by the way, is not the same as the PC Enter button, so when in 3270 emulation mode, the ALT keys are reassigned to this task). The terminal then waits for a response back from the mainframe, usually an entire page of text & input boxes to display all at once. The cycle is then repeated.

    Occasionally, just like with web pages, the transaction would somehow get lost in the ether, and the terminal would just sit there forever waiting for a response back from the mainframe which would never come. This is where the SysRq key comes in. You would then press the SysRq key, and the transaction would be cancelled, and control is returned to the terminal.

    So, in effect, the SysRq key is the Mainframe equivalent of the "Stop" button on a web browser.

    The fact that the SysRq key made it onto IBM PC's shows you just what IBM's original strategy was with the PC market: A "brilliant" mainframe terminal; that is, a terminal capable of doing a little bit more than a simple 327X "Smart" terminal, but ultimately, as far as IBM was concerned, it was still a Mainframe's world, and the PC was ultimately beholden to it.

  193. Gee, that seems familiar. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    The Optional keys you mentioned are found on a number of third-party keyboards out there. The Microsoft Natural Multimedia Keyboard and the most Logitech keyboards have multimedia keys that you wanted.

  194. � means "section" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    means section... look in penal code books.. i believe they use that symbol in there.

  195. A really NEW keyboard by briqui · · Score: 1

    I've always wanted a keyboard that I could change myself, move the keys round and swap them. Also there are certain keys that I use a lot when developing and it would be nice to have them available and not 2 key presses away being able to eliminate a key and replace it with a more useful one would be lovely. Come to that I'd love to retrain to dvorak, maybe with this I could do it one key at a time and not lose too much productivity?

    Now this could be done in software but then the keys would be labelled wrong and, although I'm technically a touch typist, I look down at the keyboard from time to time and it really throws my off when the key says the wrong thing (I recently had to work on a German keyboard, mapped it to UK but still found it confusing). So I'm looking for a keyboard where I can either replace one key with another (lego style?) or with a built in display.

    Of course at this point you start needing to be able to take your keyboard layout with you and standardisation goes out the window but you can't have everything.

    1. Re:A really NEW keyboard by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

      On most of the keyboards I use you can move them around. In fact last time I cleaned this NEC keyboard I mistakenly swapped * and -.

      remapping the software is not difficult either.

      LCD's on the keys could make sence but they would really increase the price I think. Nevertheless - maybe people woulf probably be willing to pay the extra.

      I know I piad extra for this nec - $150 bux extra - and I bought 2 of them. The investment was worth it. It is over 15 years old now and still works fine even though I dropped a glass of wine on it. That was why I had to take it apart and clean it... and why I got a pair of keys mixed up.

      The only keyboards I have which are better than the NEC is the PS/2 keyboards from IBM. These could not be purchased without an IBM PC and I didn't want the PC but I did want the keyboard.

      Fortunatly there are people with different tastes and the IBM Keybaords eventually came into the market and I snapped them up at a bargain price.

      Only issue now seems to be USB and the bottom line is that if the MB can't support my keyboards then I'm not interested in the MB.

  196. Unicode-World Keyboard. by anon+mouse-cow-aard · · Score: 1

    This thing about national keyboards is completely bogus. The "standard" was really about 7 bit ASCII, which ignores all of the other languages of the world. There is a keyboard layout for KDE. called US-International, that allows most western European languages to be entered without changing layouts. That is trivially easy. It would be great to have a single keyboard for the world, with a couple of modes, and characters from all the major character sets on the keyboard.

    So one could go to an Internet Cafe in Japan or Egypt and see the same layout, and be able to function, with it, ie. touch type. All you need are enough keys to support text entry in any language, plus a few for navigating language maps, and storing them into a few keys, and an input system that is universal, maybe the controller hardware could spit out straight Unicode. A nice touch would be LCD's on the keys, to change the display as the mappings change. otoh, that's way too complicated, let's just have everyone type in English :-)

  197. Really, what are you talking about? by Lethyos · · Score: 1

    These Ask Slashdots aren't improving.

    the keyboards we use are still a throwback to the early 1980s. I mean - my Mac doesn't have room for page up/down or home/end keys,

    That's likely because it's a laptop.

    And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key

    Try writing a document with LaTeX, then complain about this key. Personally, I use that character quite a bit.

    and a scroll-lock (+ LED!),

    A lot of *nix users like scroll-lock. I know I do.

    while functions that you use all the time, such as switching between windows, cut/copy/paste, back/forwards, undo/redo etc, all have to double-up with other keys..

    This is largely to prevent accidents. I'd hate to be typing along and accidently hit the single "undo" key.

    By the way, did you know that lots of operting environments let you create keybindings? Just an FYI.

    Have any organizations actually tried to re-invent the keyboard recently? (..not counting the manufacturers who stick a few 'multimedia' keys along the top for consumer PCs).

    Yes. All their "improvements" suck (except for a very small few, highly specialized designs -- like onehanded keyboards or even 5 key chords).

    Would this be doomed to failure

    Most are.

    because of the tens of thousands of legacy apps that expect things to be the way they are?

    I don't see why legacy applications would prevent new keyboard designs from coming forward. Any keyboard design will fundamentally have a mechanism for alpha-numerics. Specialty keys are up for grabs. What you're talking about sounds mostly like keyboard layout. In that case, there's a LOT of variety.

    What sort of keys would you include in your fantasy keyboard layout?" It's not just the keys on your keyboard that are important, it's also how you arrange them. What kind of keyboard arrangements might we see in the future?

    Oh well, let me think about this one. I would probably want some letters. Maybe some numbers. Perhaps some special symbols like dollar signs and parenthesis. Maybe some other non-printing characters for special functions -- keys that I could map on a per application basis. Wow, the possibilities are endless. If only we had such an input device...

    How would I arrange them? I would imaging in such a way that my fingers can reach them with comfort.

    Probably DVORAK.

    OKay, so what the hell does this submission accomplish? We've probably just witness the single most ridiculous Ask Slashdot ever, by someone who has done absolutely no research beyond the one or two QWERTY PC-101 boards in his house.

    Yes, some changes are good... but most are clearly just crap (web buttons and so forth). We've seen a lot of development in ergonomic keyboards. That's good. We've seen DVORAK become more popular. Also good. What more does this guy want? I suppose he also argues for the revolution of the piano keyboard as well.

    Silly. Stupid editors.

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    1. Re:Really, what are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA clame to be a UNIX user but has never used a real UNIX keyboard! HAHAH

      (they have a "UNDO" button, and a "REDO" and a "HELP" and a "FORWARD" (brings the currently active window forward) and a "BACKWARD"...

  198. computer?...computer!.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...oh...a "keyboard"...how quaint...

  199. Legacy apps by edmo · · Score: 1

    Would this be doomed to failure because of the tens of thousands of legacy apps that expect things to be the way they are?

    I'm not sure about how to set up a new keyboard, however there is only 1 company that would fully introduce a new keyboard. A few PC manufactures may make special keyboards, but only Apple would ever dump legacy support just to try something new. If we do see a new design that is where it will be from(and just think about the ridicule they'd receive, I bet it would be even worse then when they introduced the CD drive or got rid o the floppy)

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  200. Distributed computing derived keyboard by CaptainPhong · · Score: 1

    Neither Dvorak nor Qwerty is likely optimal for modern computing. I propose setting up a distributed computing effort for finding the best possible keyboard layout.

    Get a group of a few dozen computer users that do a fair amount of typing. Perhaps have multiple groups which would correspond to different usage patterns (secretarial, data entry, programming) and different languages, which would each get their own layout in the end. Ideally, the sample groups would have users of both Qwerty and Dvorak layouts.

    Install programs on the volunteer's computers to collect some statistical information. This would include the frequency of all the possible two-key combinations (i.e. 'sh' occurs a lot more often than 'zb'). Also, it would collect timing information for various key combinations (the average number of milliseconds between each possible pair of keystrokes).

    The distributed program would generate all the possible keyboard layouts (perhaps culling some obviously inferior ones), distribute them in blocks to volunteer machines, and compute a "score" for each layout based on the inter-key timing information and the commonality of key-pairs in the sample workload.

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  201. ctrl + c by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    don't do that, crtl + c is a break signal.

    i like ctrl + insert and ctrl + delete.
    It works with most applications under KDE, Windows and DOS.

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  202. This would cause INSANITY. by Lethyos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nothing would enrage me more than to have my software rearrange and/or relable my keys. This is just an absolutely bad idea. You would destroy any learning curve software has and you would demolish any consistency between applications.

    I do agree with you that internationalization would benefit tremendously from such a keyboard -- but chances are, if you are an X language speaker, you'll be in an X language speaking area with appropriately fitted computers. Very few international cybercafes as far as I'm aware.

    User interface hardware needs to be designed such that it is the same today as it was the day before. Users have a hard enough time with crappy software constantly shifting beneath their feet.

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    1. Re:This would cause INSANITY. by jtdubs · · Score: 1

      My god dude. WTF?

      Being able to change keyboard layouts and see the results would be great. Plus, imagine how much easier it could make the life of APL programmers ;-).

      But, you jump all over him because you assume every program will have a whole new keyboard map that would frutrate you? Yes, lets ban all good ideas if they have potentially bad uses.

      I just don't understand your shit about the learning curve. Every program already has their own menu arrangements. Tools->Options? Edit->Options? File->Preferences? File->Options? View->Options? Shit, I've seen Window->Options. The learning curve would be no worse than it is now. And it could be equally easily solved by standardization.

      Shit, make is so it requires your authorization to change the layout. I don't know.

      Plus, I don't think he said that this couldn't be used in conjuction with keyboard shortcuts like Copy and Paste. Hell, imagine that as soon as you start holding down your Control key all the key change to represent what they do vis-a-vis that shortcut. I mean, make it a checkbox in your prefs somewhere, but still, it could be useful/neat.

      For examples of this magic "standardization" process, move away from your Linux boxes as they seem to eschew it. Look at OS X apps or, to a lesser extent, Windows apps.

      I think it'd be great. I've had the same idea myself.

      Justin Dubs

    2. Re:This would cause INSANITY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a dumbass. The guy meant for the user to change the keyboard, not every application out there.

      Can you imagine how much easier life would be if you could move a key you use a lot into the place of a key you don't use, and have the change visible? Or even have a "custom" key that shows whatever shape/letter/picture you want? Shit, I'd give anything for that. I'd keep the right shift where it is, change the left to be a page-down and the capslock to be a page-up. I don't use the left shift or the capslock(who outside of AOL uses the caps lock?), so it's be cool.

      I could remap, of course. But then it still says "Caps Lock" and "Shift" with that funky up arrow.

    3. Re:This would cause INSANITY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because something has potential to abused doesn't mean it's a bad idea. As an example, I switch between US and Swedish keyboard layout aal the time, depending on the task at hand (I prefere programming with a US layout, but if I'm writing swedish I need the Swedishlayout for the extra letters), and would love it if my keyboard keys would update to reflect the changes, istead of me having to memorise what the different keys do. Also software re-arranges your keys for you allready. the 't' key has a different meaning in vim and Animation Master (a 3d animation package), to use just a random example.

      When working in an application with keyboard shortcuts it would be very helpful if, instead of letters, there was a small picture clue for what each key did, and if these chaged as you held down the control key.

  203. what about the mouse? by collapser · · Score: 1

    i'd like to see an integrated pointing device as standard (trackpoint) on all keyboards.
    reduces RSI and the amount of time it takes to switch between keyboard and pointing device. all round, it's a winner for efficiency, space-saving and convenience.
    sadly, (outside of laptop manufacturers) hardly anybody produces decent, tactile keyboards with a incorporated pointing device.

    why is this?

    secondly, i'd like to see 'power', 'sleep' and 'wake up' taken off of the keyboard - they cause more problems they are worth, if pressed accidentally.

    $0.02

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  204. necessity was the mother of qwerty by SpamHeart · · Score: 1

    The qwerty layout was a requirement of the old mechanical typewriters. Certain common key combos would jam the character arms together if they swung in their little arcs at nearly the same time.....
    DC

  205. Marvin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those who don't "get it" --

    Marvin The Paranoid Android

    ~Berj

  206. Every hear of "Google"? by Lethyos · · Score: 1

    Google leads to all kinds of knowledge. Perhaps if you had known about it beforehand, you would have saved yourself some time.

    Handkey Corporation
    Datahand Ego Keyboard (These are incredible. Used them before.)
    Matias Corporation (If you can run it, try their demo -- I found I could get used to this layout in less than 30 minutes)

    There's a start. Remember Google.

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  207. In Linux/UNIX, some still fight against Backspace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Linux/UNIX, some still fight against a Backspace Key (^H), so I would say that they would be stubborn towards adding any new keys, or putting keys in more logical places.

  208. Re:Throwback to the 1980s? Try 1880s... by superchkn · · Score: 1

    I thought the idea wasn't neccesarily to "slow down typing" but rather prevent frequently used letters from occurring next to each other, hence preventing the jams you speak of. Of course, it does end up slowing typing down because frequently used keys are where you need them. That's more a symptom of the disease though...

    On the other hand, I don't find it enough of a hinderance to move from my current QWERTY keyboard to another layout such as DVORAK. The fact is that my fingers just can't move fast enough for this to be a problem.

  209. Re:SysRq? What is this for? by unitron · · Score: 1

    Here is a pretty good explanation of its origin in the days of mainframes and terminals.

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  210. The Second Display by pixelcort · · Score: 1

    I envision a laptop where there is a second display much like the first on the other half of the 'book' where a default keyboard would be dispalyed. You could then have in your OS an application framework that would handle a UI for this second display, putting up a default keyboard layout. But the second you need something different, simply change the input screen layout to something that suits your needs.

    Need a Dvorak layout? A touch of a popup menu or whatnot and you got it! Need lined paper for notes? You got it. Need a turntable? Sure.

    And in the future we may end up having tablet computers, but I really think that we will always need a seperate input UI to deal with our systems. You don't just go into to a car and have the very complex essences of it come into your system. We may very well need a small part of the UI cut off that can resemble a keyboard and trackpad, or have this integrated into a part of the workspace apart from the rest of the UI.

    Want a gaming controller? Albeit flat, it would work.

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  211. Inquiring minds want to know.... by Jester99 · · Score: 1

    What *is* the Scroll Lock key for?

    I've used a computer since the late 80s, and have never used the scroll lock key once. I assume it has legacy purposes dating back to before that... but what were they? Anyone?

    Thanks!

    1. Re:Inquiring minds want to know.... by moncyb · · Score: 2, Informative

      My memory is a little fuzzy on it, but I think it was used to temporarily stop scrolling--kind of like the Ctrl-S and Ctrl-Q keys do in Unix. In a terminal (aka command line) program, sometimes the information would scroll off the screen too fast to read it. Being able to halt the scrolling allows one to read in such situations.

      I think FreeBSD uses that key to enable paging up and down a terminal session.

    2. Re:Inquiring minds want to know.... by Jester99 · · Score: 1

      Thanks! That makes sense.
      +2 invisible karma points for responding within 10 minutes, too :)

  212. There won't be any need to type by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    ALL future computers will have access to our thoughts directly. There will be no need for typing. Why would it be any other way? All handicapped individuals will have full access. No special designs to accomidate them. This will of course bring about new ways in thinking like we've never seen before(or thought before ;)). When to think, how to think, directed thinking. ...and you thought the universal translator would never exist!

  213. What about Sun?` by Sparky69 · · Score: 1

    Uhh... look at one of the old sun keyboards. They have all those extra buttons you want. Copy/Paste and the like. Of course the entire keyboard/mouse input thing is stupid but that's what caught on for some god-unknown reason...

  214. I use backwards apostrophe all the time! by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 4, Insightful
    And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key and a scroll-lock (+ LED!)

    What are you? Some kind of clueless newbie?

    I use the "backwards apostrophe" all the time. For example, I want to edit my "startx" script. I type:

    $ vi `which startx`

    and it brings it up in my favorite editor. I suggest the poster should learn the benefits of the backwards apostrophe before dissing it.

    1. Re:I use backwards apostrophe all the time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even funnier is that this guy uses a Un*x based CRAPINTOSH and he doesn't know what to do with his backtick!

    2. Re:I use backwards apostrophe all the time! by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      Most Windows users don't have to edit their startx script, which is precisely where the danger lies. If the PC manufacturers who sell their machines give in to market demands to do away with the "useless" keys, users become ever more locked in to Windows when they buy a new computer. How many people do you think you could convince to switch over to Linux if they had to buy a new "Open" keyboard to replace the "Windows" keyboard that came with their computer.

      This could be dangerous...

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    3. Re:I use backwards apostrophe all the time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Windows users don't have to edit their startx script

      But all Windows users have the ability to code in Perl. Back-tick is essential!

    4. Re:I use backwards apostrophe all the time! by alexburke · · Score: 1

      I think the "clueless newbie" would be confused, because vi doesn't come with Windows. :)

    5. Re:I use backwards apostrophe all the time! by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      You need cygwin! You'll get vi and X11.

      Also, there's gvim, a great vi for Windows. Why should Windows users not have the best editor technology available?

  215. I haven't used a sun keyboard in years... by upper · · Score: 2, Insightful
    but I still routinely remap the keys to put ctrl next to A. My years on sun keyboards trained me well.

    And I can't imagine using emacs with the control key so far from the home finger positions. If I had live with control down there, I might even convert to vi.

  216. Re:This topic is based on self-centered assumption by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Think about the keys he mentioned and check to see how often you use them as a writer. Since we're all writing in the English language here, it's likely we're also all using the same number of keys regularly. Do you honestly use any of the keys he mentioned? You might want to check them again.

    He never mentioned the 26 alphabet letters, nor the top row of numbers and their associated shift characters, which I assume are the ones that a writer is going to use the most. One of the keys he mentioned is an accent key (reverse apostrophe), which isn't really useful in writing if it's not part of the associated character.

    Most of the special characters a writer may need access to on a daily basis can be accessed through OSX's KeyCaps application, or Windows Character Map. Most English typers don't need, for example, access to German or French characters, and if they need them that badly, can order a French or German keyboard. I type in both German and Japanese, and find the input methods available with a standard US keyboard under OSX acceptable (I have a Japanese keyboard as well, and it doesn't differ significantly, except in the realm of punctuation.)

    Finally, he also never said he was going to take your keyboard away; he just wants to have alternative choices available. I don't think this is unreasonable. Has the existencee of the Dvorak keyboard rained on your parade lately? What about ergonomic keyboards; are those evil, too?

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  217. "Greek shift" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I type up a lot of scientific documents, and would
    love it if the windows key was a "Greek Shift" key. Windows+a => lower-case alpha. Windows+A => upper-case alpha.

    But, I also wish that Latex could parse unicode Greek characters in math. :)

  218. Gestures? Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. Waggling my hand around is going to be sooo much more efficient than hitting ctrl-v.

  219. New! Poorer Designed Keyboard by cjmckenzie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If 3 modal bits aren't enough to make you screw up everey day on your keyboard try 101 modal keys with 7 possible bits on each! This new advanced design will guaruntee to decrease your accuracy more then trying to type with your elbows!

  220. Re:This topic is based on self-centered assumption by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think one reason the Dvorak keyboard hasn't effected keyboard layout overall is that the numbers to justify switching just aren't there. Back in the day when I bought my first Apple //e and was programming on it in assembler (and realized I could write a program to re-map the keyboard), I read up on Dvorak keyboards and found that for every test that showed improved speeds on the Dvorak, there were 2 tests taht disagreed. If it were really that good, it would be more widespread.

    I agree that it's likely you wouldn't see a remapping of the alpha and number keys, but I find I use other keys often enough that shifting them around (keys like alt, control, shift, symbols) would be enough to distract a touch typist.

    As for taking away a keyboard -- no, he isn't. But, on the other hand, if all he is doing is trying to have choices, why doesn't he just remap the one he has?

  221. Super and Hyper by mtm · · Score: 1

    Back when I was using linux I just mapped the windows keys to 'super' and 'hyper'. You can never have enough meta keys!

    Maybe that just comes from using emacs too much...

  222. it has already happened by node3667 · · Score: 1

    Back in the 30's, when the navy was studying dvorak... The war begun, they forgot about the dvorak keyboard, and now we're stuck with a keyboard designed to slow down people... (when typewriting machines were jamming, they had to think to some layout that will slowdown typists)

    Now, every time someone learns i'm typing on dvorak,
    (custom dvorak, i didn't like the place of some characters ({},/,-,|....) and the way to get them... what do you use the most, { or [ ? if{, then let it accessible without pressing shift, and press shift to get [ then... this kind of things) she looks me like a freak....

    Looks like it's too late to change, so many people learned qwerty and don't want to switch to anything else.... manufacturers makes standards products, typists learn on standards products, and the power users remaps every key on their keyboard... (who needs caps lock any way ? or num lock ? let the numpad only print numbers....)

  223. CTRL, ALT, and CAPS-LOCK by akiy · · Score: 1

    I'm a happy owner of four OmniKey keyboards with the CTRL key to the left of the A, the ALT key at the bottom left, and the otherwise useless CAPS-LOCK key below the Z and X keys.

    Is it just my upbringing in the Unix world, or am I just the only one who is utterly in the dark why modern day keyboard have the CTRL, ALT, and CAPS-LOCK keys where they are? Do people really use the CAPS-LOCK key any more? I find it to be a useless and otherwise annoying key.

    Yes, I know I can switch the keys around using the registry under Windows. But, what a pain.

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  224. then quit smoking, idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's right, quit smoking. fucking moron.

  225. There is a vi for windows..... by amemily · · Score: 1

    Microsoft put out a few unix commands for Windows NT in the resource kit. Vi is one of them.

    Search Microsoft's site for "POSIX utilities" or snag a copy of the resource kit CD. On the CD I have, the commands are both precompiled and in source code.

  226. Keyboards aren't the problem (for the most part) by Skald · · Score: 1

    When you hit a key on a keyboard, you generate a scancode. A scancode isn't a tilde, or a scroll lock, it's a smidgin of data... where a smidgin is often equal to one byte, but sometimes not. There's a passel of details about the particulars, where a passel is equal to way too damned much for such an apparently simple tool, but they're not directly important to this discussion. Which is good, because I only ever knew a dollop of details, and I've forgotten several smidgins of that.

    The thing is, given a capable operating system, those scancodes can mean what you want them to mean. Vi guys, for example, often remap Caps Lock to mean Esc. Caps Lock, then, can be remapped to someplace where it belongs... a footpedal locked in a closet, for instance.

    Linux is capable. Mostly. Configuring keys in Linux isn't much fun, in my opinion. The files are obscure, things are handled differently in X than they are at the console, and different users can't have different keymaps (correct me... please! I'd love to be wrong). You can also botch things up, if you're not careful, and find the changes difficult to undo since you tend to want to use the keyboard to undo them. Configuration under OSX is easy, as you'd expect, and I don't know about other Unixen or Windows.

    Anyway, keyboards don't need to change so far as this goes. It's a software issue. It would be nice if the software changed, and it became easier for the average user to remap as he saw fit. It would be nice as well if keyboards weren't so damned cheap, these days, and came with real keycaps like the classics did. You know, the little plastic key covers, which can either be rearranged or replaced with unusual or custom-printed ones.

    My guess is, keyboard layouts aren't going to change much for a good, long time. For the great majority of users, there's no reason to change them.

    What I personally wish we'd see, and what I'm confident we won't see, in the 21st century, are keyboards with more keys. Real keys, generating real scancodes... the programmable ones with extra keys generally just use the extra keys to send sequences of scancodes normally generated by the other keys. That's very handy if you're unable to to configure things on the computer side... but the computer always should be the flexible, configurable part of a setup. Ultimately, having more scancodes at your fingertips is a better solution (unless you're one of those Happy Hacker minimalists).

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  227. a couple of things... by nite_warrior · · Score: 1

    A couple things that i have to say about this,

    1. About keybords that suck.. there are some really cheap ones that have a power, sleep and some other useless key rite beaneath the del,end,pgdwn set. Those have been the most anoying I've ever used, even worst that the keyboards that come with the old imac's

    2. Probably the best keyboards (IMHO) have been already built, one is the old IBM Model M and also I once used some keyboards from Sun on Ultra Sparc workstations, those had the copy, paste, cut, front, back and some more keys that could make ur life easier

  228. Re:This topic is based on self-centered assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see a problem here. There are some of us that live outside the United States and speak more then one language (ie English, French, and Portuguese). What then? Am I supposed to have three keyboards and switch them when I need the appropriate accents? I have no problem with the way my keyboard is set up. I do use most of the keys in it from just writing English, to French or Portuguese, and programming.

    As for ergos, I love them. Typing on one of them right now. Some people can't stand them and I'm alright with that but they just split the keys apart and didn't take anything out.

  229. Does anybody knows... by nite_warrior · · Score: 1

    I once saw a keyboard on internet (but can't remember or find it again), it was supposed to have the feeling of an IBM Model M, but the same distribution as a normal PC105 keyboard, the nicest thing was that it replaced the Windows (TM) logo with a nice Tux :)

    1. Re:Does anybody knows... by pryan · · Score: 1

      Check out these sites:

      Model M Keyboard Vendor
      Model M Fansite

  230. I understand by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    You know, it might sound funny, but the best keyboard I've been able to find for my Linux workstation is... A Microsoft ergo!

    It was reasonably cheap, (I have the "MS Natural") fits on my desktop, and has done a nice job of eliminating the pain once so common in my wrists.

    I can (and frequently do) use a "normal" keyboard, but anytime I do any serious work, I buy/break out the ole' MS Natural. It only takes a single day of good coding to pound my wrists to pain on a "normal" keyboard.

    Sick, though, that my Linux W/S has an MS keyboard in front of it!

    -Ben

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  231. QWERTY meant I never learned to type by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

    When I first became interested in computers, I quickly learned of the deliberate inefficiencies of the QWERTY layout. Since I didn't want to waste my time learning an inefficient layout, I decided to not learn to type on a QWERTY layout. I set my sights on someday learning to type on a Maltron or Dvorak keyboard. But being a teenager with no money and a computer with an integrated QWERTY keyboard, I never attained my goal. Besides, as many programmers will tell you, keyboards with a bend towards the english language make typing code more difficult

    Earlier this year, I bought a Happy Hacking keyboard off of ebay, and I simply love it. The compact layout with all the functions available and the "proper" positioning of the CONTROL key has made typing a lot easier and faster with less strain on my hands and wrists.

    So now, after 20 years of using computers, I'm going to finally break down and learn to type, because although it may be nice to talk about better layouts for the future, the fact is the vast majority of people just don't want to change.

    1. Re:QWERTY meant I never learned to type by Sarreq+Teryx · · Score: 1

      Hey, I've never learned to type (properly) and chug along quite nicely at 35WPM. I've never really liked laptop keyboards (which is what that happy hacker is really), and think apple were idiots to not include a full sized keyboard in the new 17" powerbook (They have tha space for bugger's sake, just move the speakers down)

  232. Fingerworks Keyboard by Ianworld · · Score: 0

    How about this keyboard at :http://www.fingerworks.com/
    It has all the functions you need without a single button. I don't know if it is actually better but i'm sure you could probably work faster if you don't have to switch between a mouse and a keyboard(its a giant touchpad). All those other functions like copy, cut, paste, etc are just little motions that probably take the same time as pressing ctrl-c or anyother similar combination but give you more flexibility.

  233. I'm not sure if there are many keys I can drop... by Psyko · · Score: 1

    Ok, well not having ever really used a mac I can't say much about the double S key (or those keys with pictures of fruit on them, I mean what are those for? Ordering lunch?), but I pretty much use every key on my board regularly (even ^'s!)...

    I'm looking over the design, and pretty much eveything is useful &| required. I think I use ~90% of the key's on this board >50% of the time; "What can you really drop?!". Ok, maybe pause/break has lost a little functionality now, and I might not use that one as much as I used to, but I'd rather have that than those windoze keys, you can still pause scrolling bios screens with it if you need to see something pre-boot.

    I guess if I had to vote, I'd drop:
    1. The caps lock key (when's the last time you typed a whole sentance in caps, or used the caps lock key to do it?)
    2. The windows keys (all three of the little buggars)
    3. I *might* give up my pause/break.

    I cannot say I love this layout though. I do think we need to relook at what keys are where, and the ergo keyboards are kind of annoying (I used them for about 3 years at my job and home, and ended up going back to a flat one).

    And just so the rest of the keys don't feel left out...
    4678qx#_=+\{}[]

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  234. Re:All keyboards should have VCR/TV functions... by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

    My keyboard already has a Pause button!

  235. I want a space cadet keyboard by The_Dougster · · Score: 1

    Check it out:

    The Infamous Space Cadet Keyboard

    Wow. Press [Super][Meta][Shift][Control][Alt][X] to continue... Imagine a Beo^H^H^H one of these puppies!

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    1. Re:I want a space cadet keyboard by James+Lanfear · · Score: 1

      Symbolics keyboard, the commercialized space cadet.

  236. Much-needed key by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

    When my family got a new Dell Dimension 8100, the keyboard that came with it had 3 programmable keys on the top, so I programmed one to play a .wav of Bill Lumbergh saying "mmmm...yeah...", and got a sticker and named it the "mmmm...yeah..." key. I think every keyboard should have one.

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  237. Voice commands by Stripsurge · · Score: 1

    I think before any major keyboard revolution comes there is going to be a trend to switch to speech recognition. A 2.5 Ghz or equivilent CPU is capable of doing better than real time. I realize that keyboards still will have their place but for at 4:00am while finishing a term paper it sure would be nice not having to worry about the ol' fingers having to function properly.

    1. Re:Voice commands by BrainInAJar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope,
      Logistical and programming issues aside, speech uses a different portion of the brain than typing. When you're typing, you aren't using all your mental capacities, so you have time/ability to think of other things as you do your work, instead of devoting all of it to speaking. Also, you can't speak discreetly... If I were, say, browsing porn I couldn't just sit there at work and say "Web google.com. quote free lesbian redhead porn endquote search". I can type it without anyone hearing it though.

      Not to mention that I can type much faster than I can speak.

  238. Fingerworks by p00ya · · Score: 1

    These guys have some intuitive ideas (without escaping the keyboard/pointer paradigm), and were featured on slashdot a while back.

    Their layouts include Programmer's Qwerty, Programmer's dvorak, and their own "QWERAK".

  239. Keyboards are laid out wrong! by EvlG · · Score: 1

    What irks me is the overall layout of the device.

    Why are the PgUp/Down, Arrow Keys, and Number Pad on the right side anymore? That is where I put my mouse/trackball. Those keys should be on the left. That way, my arm would not have to be turned at an odd angle to reach the pointing device. Instead, it would be comfortably straight out in front of me. Having those keys there really bothers me. Am I the only one?

    1. Re:Keyboards are laid out wrong! by Sarreq+Teryx · · Score: 1

      yes :) It's very easy and convienient for me to mouse around some, and hit the numpad-enter key when necessary with just my thumb. I get quite alot done just by that. So leave my numpad alone, thank you very much. I do agree that the arrow and edit keys would work nicely to the left side of the qwerty field though. with horizontal and vertical scroll wheels above and next to it. I'd also love to see more shifters other than just shift and altgr, I personally use quite a bit more of the english language (punctuation and lettering) than the US and international english layouts allow for.

    2. Re:Keyboards are laid out wrong! by Sarreq+Teryx · · Score: 1

      just remembered, just for catalog purposes (MP3s, movies, documents, etc), I'd love to see the roman numerals available on a layout, like alt-shift-ctrl 1 though 0 and a few extras. I really don't like typing them out as that way they don't sort properly

    3. Re:Keyboards are laid out wrong! by EvlG · · Score: 1

      The ability to mouse and hit enter key could easily be accomodated by having that key on the left side, where your left thumb could hit it (and rest quite comfortably I might add).

      If someone makes such a keyboard, please let me know! I want one!

    4. Re:Keyboards are laid out wrong! by Sarreq+Teryx · · Score: 1

      No, I meant my right thumb, the one that sits on the mouse

  240. re-map-able keyboards by theraccoon · · Score: 1
    i think i use most of the keys on my powerbook. i wish i had a real keypad, as i use the ones on my full keyboards very often (useful for entering cc numbers at amazon, thinkgeek, cdw, ect). but really, a re-map-able keyboard would be nice. the more i think about it, the harder it would be to use and re-learn, especially if all my other keyboards weren't re-map-able.

    (i still can't figure out what the double-s key is...)

  241. Re:This topic is based on self-centered assumption by X_Caffeine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem is, the current keyboard design wasn't designed for Most Users, it just sort of evolved.

    There aren't 12 function keys because it's a good idea. In the late-eighties, there was a one-upsmanship contest going on to see who could squeeze the most in the space; for a long ten was the standard, but enough keyboards were marketed as "better" because they had 12 keys that it eventually became the standard.

    (is there a single application that uses all 15 F-keys on a Mac keyboard??)

    Let's go back to you. As a writer, what do you do with back-tik and Scroll Lock? Wouldn't it be great if you could depend on PrtScn to print? Wouldn't replacing the mess of F-keys with standard commands like Cut/Copy/Paste/Undo be beneficial to your work as a writer? (forget for a moment that you've memorized ctrl-x etc.; wouldn't have been better not to have to?)

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  242. Pro and Consumer Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about having current keyboards go on to be consumer keyboards, then have some really kickass keyboard with the standard qwerty keyset (i know dvorak is more efficient, but very hard to learn to people with qwerty so engrained in their muscle memory) but have it be a ergonomically split keyboard, add tons of useless-to-consumer programmable keys further left and right. With my mac I use the command, option, and control keys so much, that they are almost as worn out as that one flat spot on they space bar we all surely have. I know it isnt probably a practial device, but i would really like more buttons that i could program without adding all these different devices to my usb hub. Multimedia keys, terminal macro's, program launchers, whatever any of us geeks could think about. Proposition, /. hardware concepts!

  243. Preserve the control key by oaklybonn · · Score: 1
    I'm a keyboard snob. One learned to touch type on an Apple IIe, and then I discovered Emacs on a Sun 3/60; that keyboard was *awesome* and felt like a nice pair of gloves. The thing both those keyboards had in common was the control key just to the left of the home row.

    I was taught by peers to ignore "fancy" keyboard features, since their positions might change depending on what terminals we were using (and the motly assortment of terminals available in school meant random chance every time I sat down.) Hence, ^H for backspace/rubout and ^[ for esc. (One of them, I think an IBM, had a setting that WHACKed a solenoid against the terminal casing. As if the key followthrough weren't enough on that monster.)

    Then a stupid thing happened: companies started putting the control key in completely the wrong place. I was working at Sun when they introduced the Type 4 keyboard and we had a bloody fit. CAPS LOCK in place of CONTROL? Give me a break. Only one person I knew used it, and they were missing an arm. To turn on caps lock, you should have to crawl under the desk and turn two key locks while getting a retina scan. And a colon scan. Friggin caps lock. Anyway, Sun heard the noise and came out with a "localized" unix variant keyboard - control key in the right place.

    When I started working on Mac OS X, I couldn't stand the cheesy, mushy keyboards that they were shipping with (net weight must have been like 8 ozs) so I acquired a NeXT Cube and did all my work telneted into the Mac box. The NeXT keyboards were *really nice*. Great feel and of course, the control key is in the right place. (As an aside, since Apple does ship localized keyboards for, geesh, spain of all places, they should follow sun's lead in shipping a "unix" localized keyboard. Naah, the mushyness would still suck.)

    I'm currently using a Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite II (USB) on my macs. The keys are mostly in the right places, there's no caps lock (at least, it can be disabled with a DIP and would otherwise require chording several other keys to enable it) but it just doesn't have the full impact tactile feedback of those older keyboards.

  244. Typing is way too slow... by leeet · · Score: 1

    I need a thing that hooks to my brain and does whatever I want to do right away!

    Think about all the time lost between what you want to do and your body interaction. Major lag...

    No more scrolling through menus or finding files. Instant!

    Oh well, maybe that'd be the keyboard for the 22nd century...

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  245. extra function keys... by jonathanbearak · · Score: 1

    if only we had some sort of 12 function keys on the top of the keyboard...

  246. Dvortyboards by Froobly · · Score: 1

    There's already a product on the market that meets your desires, but it's not cheap. This site sells them, and has a fair amount of innovation beyond the simple hardcoding of Dvorak.

    They're expensive because of the very low demand for such products. Convince a few thousand other people that they need one, and maybe the price will come down to one we can afford.

  247. Waste of Time by Gene303 · · Score: 0

    Guys, I really feel that discussing possible layouts for future keyboards is a waste of time. We need a better human computer interface. I don't claim to have the answer but to me the problem seems to be keyboards all together. I think we need a direct cybergenic neuro synaptic nervous system capable interface device. I kid you not. I also want it bluetooth enabled so that i wouldnt need any unsightly jacks on my head, just a 1 time implant.

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  248. `uname -i` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key
    You are obviously not a Unix user if you think the grace accent is a wasted key.

    1. Re:`uname -i` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $(is_much_better)

  249. LCARS Panel by Kenshin · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh, and when the system crashes, the keyboard has to keep the buttons visible but make the backlight flicker. That would add the final touch of authenticity to it...

    No, the final touch of authenticity would be having it explode in your face when you take damage in a game.

    I never did figure out why the Enterprise's workstations were built of explosive material...

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    1. Re:LCARS Panel by Hast · · Score: 1
      I never did figure out why the Enterprise's workstations were built of explosive material...

      Here at Star Fleet Ship Design we know how important tactice feedback is to our customers. A starship is a very complex piece of machinery to control. If you as a pilot don't get feedback on the ships status it is very easy to misjudge the situation. Furthermore a lot of useability testing showed that it was good for morale if the moron who got you into the mess was the first to blow up.

      We also added the Intruder Friendly Computer System to the later models of ships. They include a number of backdoors into the system which will ensure that operators are on the lookout for patches in the future. Also it keeps the crew on their toes and on the lookout for intruders. On the odd chance of a mutiny the captain also has a fair chance to reclaim control of the ship.

      We strive to life for star ship crews more interesting.

      VTY,
      --SFSD propaganda manager
  250. Re:This topic is based on self-centered assumption by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Using the function keys means moving my hands from the home key positions. While I have to do that for control or alt, it's not that far a move. The numbers are far enough from home for me. Beyond that is more than I want to have to reach while I'm writing.

    But that's just me. I map other functions on to the keyboard myself (for example, I write a lot of scripts, and I use alt with different keys for different margin settings and for character names). It would be ironic to think a writer who is more-or-less a part time programmer has a better feel for re-mapping a keyboard than a "real geek" does.

  251. One handed keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we will someday have to go through the effort of learning a new keyboard, it should be a one handed keyboard, leaving the other hand free for using the mouse (please no jokes about what other uses exist for the free hand). Constantly having to move one hand to mouse, back to keyboard, to mouse over and over slows down the mind to computer interface dramatically. This means LESS keys for MORE functions. Every key will have to have multiple functions.

  252. Shouldn't the @ key be promoted? by PCanalyst · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who annoying is it reaching for both the shift and "2" keys when I'm writing someones e-mail address?

    Isn't it time to say to the "@" key: "Come on down" to unshifted status? Dare I even say--the bottom three rows?

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    1. Re:Shouldn't the @ key be promoted? by Inda · · Score: 1

      No!

      On a British keyboard it is shift+', next to :; and ~#. I like it there :)

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    2. Re:Shouldn't the @ key be promoted? by 40000 · · Score: 1

      * : _ @ should be promoted to non-shift status. The Insert key should be a shifted key because otherwise it gets pressed by accident, usually when pressing backspace.
      Caps Lock and Shift should be separated because Caps Lock gets knocked when pressing shift. Caps Lock is also annoying when it gets used.
      I never learned to use the caps lock key or the numeric keypad, I'll still hold down shift to type a sentence in capitals.

    3. Re:Shouldn't the @ key be promoted? by pablo.cl · · Score: 1
      Isn't it time to say to the "@" key: "Come on down" to unshifted status? Dare I even say--the bottom three rows?

      You are lucky. On the Latin American keyboard @ is AltGr-Q.

  253. Filthy EMACS luser. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in my day memory usage MATTERED.

    'nuff said.

  254. Just some new keycaps, please. by Stormbringer · · Score: 1

    I'm actually very comfortable with the current bog-standard 104-key ten-dollar-cheapo keyboards they sell these days, except for some labeling.
    I keep wishing somebody sold replacement keycaps (doubleshot molded like the caps they replace) for:

    - swapping Ctrl and CapLock so Ctrl is to the left of the A. It's easy enough in Linux to remap this, but visitors here who don't think to notice which one blinks the LED get confused even when I scribble a caret next to the new Ctrl key.

    - I'd really rather not see that stupid crusade flag (what? you mean it stands for that legacy OS from Redmond?) on two of the keys. Homer Simpson had the right idea: label both of them "ANY", to go with any desktop/OS.

    - That other legacy-OS key, the one with the pointer on what looks like an air-conditioner, should be labeled "RMS". If you don't happen to be GNUly-converted, you can say that it stands for Right Mouse Switch.

    Surely someone must be willing to sell those...

  255. Sun Microsystems Keyboards by DaemonGem · · Score: 0

    I don't know if anyone else mentioned this, but Sun Microsystems computers have Copy, Paste, and other such keys on their keyboards. I personally don't mind Key Combos, but single keys would be nice. I actually don't even know what "Scroll Lock" does, so I'll probably never use it.

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  256. Possible manufacturer site by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    I think this might be the company that makes them, but I'm not sure.

    http://www.cvtinc.com/products/keyboards/menu.ht m

  257. Backward Apostrophy by agenthh · · Score: 1

    You've never done any Perl or shell programming, have you?
    That backwards apostropy is great for executing commands in scripts.
    Also, you ever played an FPS? Guess which key the console is bound to... the backwards apostrophe! (actually the tilde, but noone ever listens)
    I like my ancient layouts. The only one that should go is that goddamn caps lock.

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  258. My Amiga keyboard... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

    ...has a Help key. I never used it, but it sounds really useful today.

    Also I'd like a dvorak layout with F-keys on the side of the keyboard. (or make a new qualifier key to change numpad keys into F keys)

    Numlock, scroll lock, printscreen and pause can all go.

    I'm done.

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  259. key? by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    I'd have a pr0n key.

    Hey, they have "email" and "web" keys on consumer PC's... why not? ;-)

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  260. The "SysRq" Key by BobStikigreen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's the REAL bastard key on the PC's layout. I always suspected it was for compatibility with an IBM terminal emulation or something. I only remember one program that used it, DESQview. For all of you that are confused, DESQview was a multi-tasker for MS-DOS. If you were an old-school MS-DOS hacker you may have used it. If not, be happy that you were spared the pain =). Can anyone else name an app that used it? I'm talking default mappings here. Please spare me the "you used MS-DOS you infidel! I've been using UNIX since I was in the womb!@#!#" nonsense, some of us were young and had shitty computers.

    1. Re:The "SysRq" Key by christoph_s · · Score: 1
      by the way, terminal emulation isn't nearly as dead as most of you may think. there are a LOT of businesses that rely on the IBM iSeries (AS/400) which use the 5250 emulation. on these emulations, the scroll lock is mapped to 'help', for example. the importance of the SysRq for those emulations have been discussed in other comments, so i'll leave it to that.

      if you want to try what an AS/400 feels like, download tn5250 from mochasoft.dk and connect to as400.holgerscherer.de (username: hacker, pw: hacker). have fun!

  261. Keyboard optimizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the current 101-key keyboard is a jack of all trades, master of none.

    What I'd like to see is a redesign of the general consumer's keyboard. I'd like to see the current keyboard design to be sold more as specialized devices. Anyways, here's my laundry list:

    1) Remove the Scroll Lock, Pause/Break, and Num lock keys.

    2) Remove the numeric keypad to save 4" of desktop space

    3) Redesign the page/home/insert/delete section to be more intuitive

    4) Merge F1-12 keys with the number keys, "-", and "=". To do a F5, press Fn-5.

    5) All consumer keyboards should be USB and be a passive hub for at least 2 devices.

    6) Remove the Windows key, or move it somewhere where it won't accidentally get pressed.

    1. Re:Keyboard optimizations by Sarreq+Teryx · · Score: 1

      buy a laptop if that's all you want

    2. Re:Keyboard optimizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, that makes sense. I want to buy a $2000 laptop instead of a $20 keyboard.

      idiot.

    3. Re:Keyboard optimizations by Sarreq+Teryx · · Score: 1

      it was meant as a joke (and to continue the fine tradition) moron

  262. You aren't fooling anyone you know that right? by sawilson · · Score: 1

    Speaking of reading comprehension skills, at what
    point did I claim that you called me anything?
    I said some people, refering to the type of clueless
    idiots you mentioned. If anything, I was adding to
    what you said! Perhaps next time you want to defend
    one of your prior posts, you can read what was said
    a little better, and actually post with your name
    instead of assuming anybody would believe that some
    AC accidentally found your posting and felt moved
    to comment. How does that sound?

  263. Re:Throwback to the 1980s? Try 1880s... by BruteFarce · · Score: 1

    I have also heard this explanation for the layout of typewriter keys. In the story that I heard, the additional rationale is even more ridiculous: the top row of letters (Q,W,E,..) is designed so that it has all of the letters to spell "typewriter". This was so that the salesmen providing demos of the first typewriters wouldn't have to hunt for the keys but could just find everything they needed in the top row (there was no such thing as touch-typing yet, of course).

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  264. Dvorak... by microsost · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just swapped a spare k/b over to dvorak... And hell does this make for slow typing.. But I'm getting a little faster.. Loving the A placement :).. Rp C jrgse cp/. uaoyfpvvvZZZZ

  265. Unless you consider FPS games kinky... by sawilson · · Score: 1

    :)

    I know you were joking, but I like to bind the
    left hand home position typing keys like this:

    a) depends on game. duck, zoom, grappling hook, etc.

    s) strafe left d) walk backwards f) strafe right

    Then I make the space bar jump, so it's under
    my thumb. I may bind some keys around those home
    position keys to do other things. The point being,
    you can always find your keys in the dark by
    touch, and since you use the same keys for you
    left hand to type with, it feels perfectly natural
    to use them in this way. Aim, walk, shoot, and
    switch weapon stay on the mouse. That way if I
    need to light up a cigarette, take a sip of a
    drink, scratch my ass, etc. I don't have to stop
    playing to do this with my left hand.I only give
    up a few things for a short amount of time. Comes in
    handy! (pun intended)

    1. Re:Unless you consider FPS games kinky... by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      This guy I know used to play Quake3 using only his right hand on the explorer pro mouse! (And still kick everyone's arses) I think he had: mouse1: shoot, mouse2: jump, mouse3: altfire, mouse4: backwards, mouse5: forwards.

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  266. Dedicated keys by KFury · · Score: 1

    I wish there was a small six-key grid akin to the help/home/pgUp/del/end/pgDn cluster that had:

    < / >
    @ . "

    I would use that every minute of every day.

  267. Keyboards should follow in the path of software. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    I would get a space cadet's keyboard, which would have 92 meta-keys and 6 keys that perform a "function." These 6 keys, however, would be completely "silent"--meaning they would not do anything unless in combination with meta keys. And every meta-key will require three others to be pushed at the same time in order to become "active." In other words, even to type a letter, you would have to push four meta keys plus one of the six "function" keys to arrive at the desired letter. Each key would be placed at a location that makes it very difficult to push all the keys. You would have to perform daily hand-stretching exercises to be able to push all these keys. And that's a quick operation. For more complicated things, like Page Up, you would have to push several sequences like the above, each with totally different meta keys. To make matters as convenient as possible, not pushing the keys at exactly the right time would result in the wrong combination, and would thus insert the wrong character. And backspace/delete are the longest sequences for a simple command. It takes over 300 keystrokes to perform a delete, and over 750 to perform a backspace. This keyboard would be capable of typing any character in any language in the world. Like, the whole Unicode character set.

    In effect, you would be furiously pounding away at wild combinations of keys to perform an operation that used to be performed with a simple keystroke. This is innovative because it goes along with the general direction of the computer industry. For example, where you'd once just enter some information, you now have to click through 600 screens, all containing all sorts of graphics, sounds, animations, and whatnot, which make what used to be a two second operation into a day's work, all in the name of "ease of use" for all the people who don't know jack about computers, who don't use this software anyway. In other words, software keeps getting worse, slower, buggier, and harder to use, so why shouldn't your keyboard follow the same path?

  268. That's why touchpad "gesture" keyboards are next by MickLinux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look at that touchpad on your iBook. Now, imagine a keyboard made like that, *ideally with an LCD that can display any layout you like*.

    There was a keyboard like this previewed in slashdot -- but I can't find it today.

    But essentially, it uses the hall effect to tell where your fingers are -- and it reads not only letters, but gestures.

    Do something like this, and every keyboard is completely reprogrammable. Why not have a different key combination for every programming word, for example?

    Of course, there is the issue of the learning curve -- but you can ease into that by allowing the *user* to reprogram his keyboard, and just keep his keyboard layout on the internet, and download it when he begins work.

    That way, for typing English, you use Dvorak. For programming, you use a special programming set, which can alternate to Dvorak for comments or text.

    Indeed, I'm waiting until PDAs wise up to this, and allow input by such a "keyboard" as well. I can type quite quickly. I can't scratch the screen as quickly, and I have to press too hard to do it anyhow, and you can't erase what you've already scratched into the screen [okay, that's a joke].

    Of course, this all makes me wonder if this isn't some sort of a repost.

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  269. my considerations by matto14 · · Score: 0

    the three keys that I would put on my keyboard consist of.

    1. Any Key
    2. Yes key
    3. No key

    this would solve almost to any type of operation that could ever occur on any windoze machine. I've dreamed of these keys.

    simpsons part

    homer: he types to vent reactor (y-e-s) put hits (y) and pauses to find out that productivity has just has just gone up 300 percent and tells marge.

    or hits (tab) to order a tab

    classic

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  270. I would like... by Inda · · Score: 1

    I would like a Password key. A BIG password key that sits on the top of the keyboard, much like the spacebar sits at the bottom now.

    I believe this would save me the most time in my working day. No longer would I have to waste 8 key strokes each time I walk away from my computer for more than 180 seconds. No longer would I have to scribble it down on a post-it note that is hidden under my phone. I could even let other people on my PC if they need important files.

    Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

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    1. Re:I would like... by Michael+Ross · · Score: 0

      Kinesis programmable keyboards allow you to assign any keyboard combination to a series of keystrokes. For instance, you could assign Ctrl + F1 to type your password for you. Just don't let people see you doing it...

  271. Cheap dvorak keyboards? by StormShaman · · Score: 1

    I just got a keyboard (QWERTY) for like $6. Where can I get a cheap dvorak, I've been wanting to learn them for ever. A simple google or froogle search didn't turn up anything. Hmm.

    1. Re:Cheap dvorak keyboards? by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

      Use your existing keyboard, and make the switch in software. English Dvorak layout should be built into windows, and can be easily found for linux or mac.

      No, you won't have letters on the keycaps. But, the whole point of dvorak is touchtyping anyway; you really don't want the habit of looking down. Print out a dvorak layout and tape it to your monitor. This is how I learned when I switched to dvorak about 10 years ago. After a couple of weeks, you'll be able to take the printout down and you'll be typing faster than you did before.

      If you really must have a physical keyboard, pop the keycaps off by hand and put them back on in a dvorak layout. Then switch the keyboard in software as above.

      Hope this helps.

      P.S. I use a Kinesis ergonomic keyboard which can be switched qwerty/dvorak in hardware. But they're fairly expensive, and you were asking for cheap...

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  272. Hrm... by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd heard that the phone company actually put the numbers on 'upside down' because they were worried about people typing the numbers in to fast.

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    1. Re:Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd heard that the phone company actually put the numbers on 'upside down' because they were worried about people typing the numbers in to fast

      LOL

      Beautiful - wish I had mod points for you..

  273. MURL - input devices research by vectra14 · · Score: 1

    yes yes, its Micro$oft, but i thought this was a really cool and insightful lecture. The guy shows off keyboards with additional and very much radical components, a gyro/accelerometer-enchanced PDA, among other things:

    http://murl.microsoft.com/LectureDetails.asp?904

  274. Wrong by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, the idea that the idea that qwerty is slower then dovrak is a myth is a myth.

    It was written by a bunch of free-market zealot economists who refused to believe the market could make 'mistakes'. Their only evidence was that the original study wasn't adequate. They certainly didn't disprove the advantage.

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  275. Get rid of function keys already by jeti · · Score: 1

    For all I know the function keys were designed so you could
    put an application specific paper template around them. This
    allowed to easily look up the assigned functions.

    Now that GUI's offer menus with accelerator keys, the paper
    templates have become obsolete. I haven't seen one in over a
    decade.

    And with the templates, the function keys have also become
    obsolete. Pressing Ctrl-F is more easy to perform and remember
    than pressing Ctrl-F3.

    So IMO it's time to either remove the function keys or
    replace them with something that works uniformly across
    applications, and doesn't need to be used in combination
    with modifier keys.

    1. Re:Get rid of function keys already by stew77 · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is happening.
      In Windows, F1 is the global hotkey for help, F3 is a search and some programs adopt Explorer's F2 for renaming.
      In MacOS, F12 ejects the CDROM drive and other function keys are used for display brightness and volume controls.

  276. Apologies for insufficient previewing... by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

    I previewed twice and missed the fact that slashcode removed the half-dozen HTML tags that I put in there as examples. (DUH).

    For example, there was a spot where I meant to say "...HTML macros, like <TABLE></TABLE> followed by eight left arrows", etc.

    I must have gone too many nights without caffeine lately. So sorry.

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  277. Windows Key Replacement by teaserX · · Score: 1

    This is what should really go there http://tim.griffins.ca/gallery/laptop/fuck-it-key. jpg

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  278. Re:That's why touchpad "gesture" keyboards are nex by IdahoEv · · Score: 1

    But essentially, it uses the hall effect to tell where your fingers are -- and it reads not only letters, but gestures.

    Do something like this, and every keyboard is completely reprogrammable. Why not have a different key combination for every programming word, for example?


    Wicked. As soon as they make one contoured to ward off my RSI, sign me up. Maybe kinesis corp is listening....? I'd probably pay close to a kilobuck for something like that.

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  279. Maybe not for programming... by santaniello · · Score: 1

    I've been toying with the idea of trying to adopt the SMS-style "predictive" input as featured on Nokia phones so I can do all my normal writing with the numeric keypad.

  280. Re: Separate keys by Deekoo · · Score: 1

    The NiftySuperCoolTypeWeirdCharactersKey, of
    course. Like option.

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  281. Re:sorry, uh no. by KewlPC · · Score: 1

    Even after them, some manufacturers tried to be different. I present for evidence the Commodore64, which used a modified version of that horrid UK layout.

  282. xmodmap for windows? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    Is there a free utility in Windows to do something equivalent to xmodmap? (i.e. remap "useless" keys to more functional equivalents)?

    Also, I remember reading about a utility that could "take over" the three Num Lock/Caps Lock/Scroll Lock LEDS as indicators for user-definable events. For eg: "blink all 3 LEDS in quick succession when I get new mail". Anyone has a link handy?

  283. I'm glad everyone knows how to use their ` key by ibn+Sna · · Score: 1

    Just how many people need to post that they know what their back tick is for?

    There's only one reason the back tick is useful -- Because it has been on keyboards for years. If there had been an inverted exclamation mark, it would now be used in shell scripts and Perl, too. The same can be said for any of the weirder keys.

    As things stand, much of the keyboard is wasted space. And it really is wasted -- For every programmer who is glad of their "double S" (he's looking at the ampersand, for those who didn't get it) there are hundreds of users for whom it's just one more thing to search through in the hunt and peck. That's blatantly inefficient -- It would make more sense to have special programmer's keypads, and save a lot of mistypes and desk space for everyone else.

    But I do think the comments have given a clear answer to one of the poster's questions...

    Would this be doomed to failure because of the tens of thousands of legacy apps that expect things to be the way they are?

    Yep.

    1. Re:I'm glad everyone knows how to use their ` key by PigleT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "there are hundreds of users for whom it's just one more thing to search through in the hunt and peck."

      If you don't know the ins and outs of the keyboard you're using, who are you to criticise either the layout or the characters included?

      "It would make more sense to have special programmer's keypads,"

      Oh yeah, right. Thanks for the discrimination, but no thanks. I expect a keyboard to be able to generate everything in the ASCII charset with minimal fuss, I don't need some marketroid hippie like you to come along and tell me *I*'m the weirdo.

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  284. My Highly Subjective Opinion by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No use for the backwards apostrophe? Obviously you don't do a lot of scripting and TeX. :-p

    IMHO, you should not depend on the big boys to bring you a good keyboard. They still only ship the purposefully inefficient QWERTY keyboards... Dvorak keyboards are available, but at outrageous prices. My advice is to help yourself, and make your own keyboard and your own key bindings.

    I started by taking a permanent marker and drawing the Dvorak symbols on my QWERTY keyboard. Moving the keys is not an aption, as for some reason they won't fit in places other than the ones they are meant for. Besides, I get a lot of visitors, and I don't expecrt them to learn Dvorak if they just want to use my computer for a while. Leaving the QWERTY symbols in place accomodates those who need them. Be warned though: after you switch to Dvorak, your typing spood will be more awful than you ever imagined. If you persist, you will soon find yourself in the situation that you can't type on QWERTY nor on Dvorak. If you type a lot, however, you will notice that Dvorak significantly reduces strain. Eventually, your typing speed will increase beyond what you had on QWERTY, simply because the upper bound is higher.

    One more note about Dvorak: Dvorak also designed keyboards for people with only one hand. These are highly popular (in as far as people consider anything other than QWERTY, that is) today, because they allow you to type with one hand and mouse|phone|drink| with the other. Their layout could also be useful for PDA's, wihich typically have limited space for keys.

    Besides something radical like changing your keyboard layout, there are various other things you can do, most notably, assigning hotkeys to common events. What is possible and how it can be done largely depends on the software you are running. If yau are using X11, chances are your function keys mostly go unused. In many window managers, they can be bound to window management events, so that you can, for example, use to switch to the next window, to go to the previous one, to maximize the current window, and to iconify it. This is easily done in WindowMaker through the Wprefs app shipped with it. If you want to assign other shortcuts to common operations like use to save a file instead of +, you could supposedly change your keyboard setup so that generates +. If you want to assign keyboard shortcuts to operations that previously hod none defined, for example, Copy and Paste as New in GIMP, you probably need some specialized software, which I think Apple and MicroSoft ship with their GUIs, but I am not aware of any such software for XFree86.

    Those are just a few things you can do to improve your productivity here and now, without waiting for the big guys to do it for you. I've upped my productivity, up yours!

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    1. Re:My Highly Subjective Opinion by Oswald · · Score: 1
      ...after you switch to Dvorak, your typing spood will be more awful than you ever imagined.

      Agguracy may also suyyer for a while ;)

  285. Unicode keyboard by c0d1 · · Score: 1

    What we really need is a keyboard with a seperate key for every Unicode character.

    1. Re:Unicode keyboard by Sarreq+Teryx · · Score: 1

      what, all 131,072 of them???

  286. binary keyboard by c0d1 · · Score: 1

    As an alternative to the standard QWERTY model and the Unicode keyboard I've proposed, we should also have a binary keyboard for those minimalists (aka vi users) in the crowd. All you really need are 0, 1, and Enter.

  287. backwards-apostrophe key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Out there there is more than english.

    Si vols parlà català l'apotrof has d'utilitzar.
    (If you want to speak catalan you must use the apostrophe)

  288. A Sun keyboard provides everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Need I say more.
    If you run a Sun Blade with Gnome or CDE, you can cut/paste and use many automated functions built into the left side of the keyboard.

  289. How about foreign keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you use the keyboard for coding or console commands and feel awkward with your US setup, I can tell you that's nothing compared to many foreign keyborads. On the norwegian keyboard, for instance, if we want to type a tilde we have to use AltGr, and then press a key that doesn't combine with this into a letter (AltGr+tilde, n=ñ).
    Ahd the slash and question mark are typed by shifting on the numeric row at the top, i would've loved to have them right next by the right shift key as you take for granted. Also brackets rely on AltGr, and you need shift to get to colon and semicolon, and is the same key with or without shift.
    Even worse, on swedish keyboards (which has most of the annoyances describe above as well) the all-important backslash is only accessible by using AltGr.
    This also makes navigating certain applications a pain, like some use [] and similiar commands to move around, but they doesn't recognize the new key combinations (like AltGr+9 for a "]" and neither pressing the key that had that symbol on the US keyboard.
    I'm wondering what kinds of people designed those layouts (typists, I suppose) and why we've kept them as long as we have.
    Also the comma on the numpad seems to be evidence of this, most calculation sw will not accept this as a decimal point.

  290. A good test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Run a keylogger for a day and then put the text in this applet

  291. Here's the MICROSOFT keyboard by jetmarc · · Score: 1

    Here's the official 21st century Microsoft keyboard:

    http://users.pandora.be/jan.taelman/ms-keyboard. jp g
    or
    http://www.isfugl.com/sjov/MS-keyboard.jpg

  292. Re:Not Gonna Happen - 2 keys don't work by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    I felt so inspired by your comment about how nice the model M is that I grabbed mine and plugged it in. I find that the left arrow and up arrow keys do not do anything. The arrows on the numerica keypad work if I turn off num-lock

    This is debian woody - but that shouldn't matter.

    Has anyone else experianced problems? Solutions?

    WHere to look for help?

  293. The bLOODY CApslock key by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    i MEAN DO WE REALLy need it?

    dOES ANYONE ACTUALLY TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS THESE DAYS?

    Not to mention it f*cks up command mode in vi.

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  294. Re:Happy Hacking Keyboard == small :) by Quazion · · Score: 1

    http://shop.store.yahoo.com/pfuca-store/

    i got one and love it, they also sell seperate numeric keypads for it...

  295. 'Happy Hacking' keyboard ? by jonv · · Score: 1

    What about the 'Happy Hacking' keyboard ? Not a huge change in the way we use keyboards but one of the more popular ones recently. Pity it never found it's way onto a laptop.

  296. Laptops, Gestures, and Thumbs: My Dream keyboard by Gryftir · · Score: 1

    I've got three comments I'd like to make.

    First off, I only have a laptop, and my last four computers have been laptops (3 toshibas then a dell) . Leaving aside the bad mouse inputs for laptops (and unlike some people, I like relaxing with my feet up in a Lazy boy and typing, so normal mice don't work.)

    Laptops have several basic problems with the key lay out. One, the power key, which is in many cases places on the keyboard area. It should have option type keys associated for various tasks, IE, shutdown restart, and hibernate. I'd also stick in a nice hardware device to have it do a hardware shut down if it is pressed and the system is locked.

    Second, Laptops tend to double up on keys... Number pads made from parts of the keyboard, pgup and home on the same key, etc. In a good keyboard layout, you'd simply place them on one more row, below all the others.

    The same row brings me to thumbs... I'm not sure about you, but personally, when I type I dont use both thumbs to press the space bar, and in classic typing pose, that's where they are... we could have a whole other key, same width as the space bar (to be ambidexerous) under the space bar. It's a waste of a digit any other way.

    Finally, I hope something in this century we will do away keyboards and move to a gestural and vocal based replacement. Text would be done with the voice, and commands would be with the gestures. I'm learning American Sign Language, and frankly with good enough recognition by the computer, you would have millions of gesture based commands. Think how easy coding would be if you could assign gestures to common commands or variables. And copying text, as well as cutting and pasting would not only be simple, it would be intuitive.

    Anyway just my thoughts.

    Gryftir

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  297. The Keyboard of Power by 21mhz · · Score: 1

    ...would change size to adapt to the palm of the bearer..., erm, the user. The keys would be blank except when subjected to heat, then the glowing signs (Mordoric runes) would appear.

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  298. Apple Key by littleghoti · · Score: 1

    But it is so useful now. Use the apple (CMD) key for CMD-C,X,V and you can copy and paste from your terminal sessions in OS X, without fooling the Unix underneath that you are pressing control. I use it all the time to copy from PINE. It is incredibly useful. Back on topic, the apple pro keyboard I am typing from rocks. After the shaky imac keyboards, the new ones are top-notch.

  299. SUN Type6 USB keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has all the keys you need and works great on Linux (after patching XFree86)

  300. Re:Throwback to the 1980s? Try 1880s... by James+Lanfear · · Score: 1

    Of course, it does end up slowing typing down because frequently used keys are where you need them.

    I wonder is that's true. Breaking up common sequences so the characters were as far apart as possible would (probably) make it easier to alternate between hands (for those sequences), which should speed up typing. I expect it would have ergonomic advantages as well.

  301. CRTL+Alt+Delete by nandres · · Score: 1

    I would put one key on it that simulates "CRTL+Alt+Delete" for windows user...

  302. Re:That's why touchpad "gesture" keyboards are nex by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    I've neve quite understood these contoured keyboards. For example, I tried the MS Natural keyboard, and hated it. It sucked. And it felt LESS natural than my standard keyboard I'm using now.

  303. Re:That's why touchpad "gesture" keyboards are nex by matvei · · Score: 1

    There was a keyboard like this previewed in slashdot -- but I can't find it today.

    Don't worry, it'll be posted as news any time now.

  304. why keep the keyboard? by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

    i dont understand peoples obsessions with keeping the old, or some people who are entirely against anything that has anything to do with tradition... why cant you replace the keyboard mouse combo with a 2 mouse combo? with few keys on each, different combinations of keys giving different commands, a simple 3 keys on each mouse could lead to over 720 commands being used if need be and im sure it wouldnt be much harder to get used to than touch typing...

  305. F-keys by stew77 · · Score: 1

    I think you want to be introduced to the concept of "function keys". They are migty powerful and can even replace the any key.

  306. And my keyboard for the 20.5th century would be... by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    (btw, good question with that 123 at the bottom)

    my numeric keypad would also have the ABC DEF GHI-equivalents printed on them so I can make phone calls (y'know the ones with alpha) from my computer.

    And please let's get rid of the monstrosity called the 'natural' keyboard. Those are simply too huge even for keyboard trays. I like the size of the Happy Hacker keyboards, now all I need is a keyboard tray that's THAT small and fully articulated and cantilevered or what-not.

    Think Geek where art thou in this geek's time of need? Why not a do it yourself keyboard? and tray to go?

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  307. A mouse using software developer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe you haven't been flamed for this.

  308. Re:All keyboards should have VCR/TV functions... by CvD · · Score: 1

    The double S thing is a section symbol. I've never actually seen it used in a document anywhere; I can't remember how I got this particular knowledge, but here's an example of it.

    Cheers,

    Costyn.

  309. Agreed by merauder · · Score: 1

    These keyboards are great, you dont have to reach for anything, all is within an easy distance away. Ive happily used one for over two years now!

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    1. Re:Agreed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am embarassed to admit I have THREE of the HHKB keyboards.

      One when they were new. I loved it but I starded getting carpal tunnel from the FN-Arrow combos.

      Later I found a place selling the HHKB2 for cheap and bought a pair. I like the hhkb2 better because it has the arrow keys.

      My wife can't stand them, however.

  310. Yes, there are new keyboards by Bozovision · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's one - http://www.onebamboo.net/ .

    BUT, history shows that it is almost impossible to go up against an incumbent pervasive technology with a similar technology. The new tech has to offer a great deal more for people adopt it in large numbers. This is not to say that there won't always be unusual keyboard variations - but it's likely that these will be marginal.

    And now an advert: I know about One Bamboo because they are members of the Cambridge Hi-tech Association of Small Enterprises. Anyone reading this near Cambridge, UK could be interested. http://www.chase.org.uk/ Two meetings a month - the next is a pubmeet at the Free Press on Tuesday 18th - 8pm.

    Jeff

  311. One handed typist : Not joking by ishmaelflood · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Right hand mouse, left hand keyboard. What I need is a keyboard that allows me to type everything with one hand. That means I need things like caps lock. Shift lock would be good.

    The totally disgusting keyboard that I'm using now indicates that I hit every key except the function keys, backquote/tilde, scroll lock and pause, often enough to keep them legible.

    As to extra functionality, my mouse has five buttons, one is copy, the other is paste.

  312. SUN Keyboards already address this.. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Look at a SUN type 5 keyboard, there cut/copy/paste/undo keys and some others like stop, find, open, front aswell as volume controls, up down and mute, and even a help key.

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  313. Re:This topic is based on self-centered assumption by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    Some people can't stand them and I'm alright with that

    And I'm one of em. I mean what the hell is so ergonomic about one of your hands typing at a right angle to the other one? It feels really unnatural to me. Give me a standard keyboard any day. Ditto for 'palm rests'. I sometimes rest my palms on my desk, and it feels fine. But usually my hands hover above the desk, and I can't type properly if I artificially make my palms 'rest'. Anyway I'm not against choice, just saying how many some of these keyboards seem to be.

  314. Something about the 'backwards-apostrophe' by Rui+Lopes · · Score: 1

    [...] And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key [...]

    Well, you know, that backwards-apostrophe you talk about, amongst other things, is used in many countries (Portugal, France, Spain, etc.) as a vowel accent (e.g. à, è, ì, ò, ù...).
    And you should also know that it's used in many unix shells to run commands and pipe the output.

    Sometimes when you think that there's no use in a key, someone else created good ways to use them.


    Just a thought...

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  315. Alt Gr ? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    What exactly is that key used for? it`s present on a lot of PS/2 keyboards but doesn`t function as a regular alt key, and i`ve never had to use it for anything.. Why can`t it just function like another alt key, that way i could switch to TTY12 just using 1 hand.

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    1. Re:Alt Gr ? by Xophmeister · · Score: 1

      Methinks, in Windows at least, "Alt Gr" is "Ctrl+Alt"... you use it to access the extended keyboard. e.g. to write an "é" you can either press "Ctrl+Alt+e" or "Alt Gr+e" (or find it in character map ;) ...That is if your extended keyboard is setup so that e maps to the acute e; I think this is the default, don't ask me how you change it!

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    2. Re:Alt Gr ? by Sarreq+Teryx · · Score: 1

      in the international english layout, it's used for typing in charactors such as: ¼½¾''¥× and with a shift you get: £÷ÄÅÉÜÚÍÓÖÁÐØ Most are quite useful keys even if you do only speak english

  316. The supreme ultimate keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sun Microsystems Type5 keyboards. Although the adapter is something bizarro, at least the old ones. The new ones might support USB though.

    I'd buy that kind of keyboard in a second if I could connect it to my Intel box.

    Where to find one? Go to a machine room near you... find big blue boxes with Sun on them.

  317. Re: Separate keys by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    Whilst the 'context sensetive menu' key is madness, I have to say that I use the 'Window' key a lot *ducks*

    It's incredibly useful (to me) for getting the start menu and taskbar back up on the screen if an application either hogs the whole screen or goes to fullscreen. You must use that or Alt-Tab, except that alt-tab won't work if you don't have any other apps running.

  318. Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some companies do think about this, you know... I think one if the best attempts is fingerworks (www.fingerworks.com).

    And btw: My iBook (with localized danish keyboard) do have pg-up/down and home/end keys... ok, they are also doubles, but there are there. (and the "double-s" key also includes the $-sign, which is very useful when coding php or perl).

  319. If you use a journalling filesystem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like ext3, then just SUB :-)

  320. IBM stop screwing up keyboards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM stop screwing up laptop keyboards!
    I replaced my Toshiba 35DVD with this pathetic (because the keyboard) IBM X24 Thinkpad that has probably most fucked up keyboard I have ever used!

    Do they really have to move the 'Fn' key where you usually have 'Ctrl' key? And WTF for is this ridiculously huge 'Caps Lock' key?

    1. Re:IBM stop screwing up keyboards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh.... they also have the F1 where ESC usually is. Gotta love getting the f-in help screen whenever you want to close a window / back out of something. I've gotten used to it, but, it still sucks.

  321. original poster's website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else click on the link to the website of the guy who posted this? (jules) - (obviously not many, or people wouldn't be wondering if he's a linux user..) looks like he's written a sequencer for Windows that absolutely rocks!! I downloaded it last night and I'm smitten! Any fans of audio stuff or just good GUI design - I seriously recommend you check his site out.. quite amazing!

  322. Re:That's why touchpad "gesture" keyboards are nex by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you mean the Fingerworks keyboard. I have had the opportunity to play around with one for quite some time, and I am quite impressed. The gesture-based shortcuts are quickly learned (i.e., rotating your wrist like opening a jar will open the currently selected item). They are a little out of my price range ($330 for the top-o-the-line full ergonomic Touchstream ST), but the iGesture Pad is reasonable at $179. There aren't many places to try these things out at, but trust me, when you can ditch your mouse (since gestures take its place) and still have absolute control over inputs, it is quite worth the price. Another bonus - you can choose from QUERTY, DVORAK, Programmer's QUERTY, Programmer's DVORAK, and QUERAK, and you can change the layout at any time via software. Check it out here.

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  323. It could be worse... by larien · · Score: 1
    ...you could have a keyboard from an HP terminal.

    Which drooling moron decided it would be a good idea to move almost all the non-alphanumeric keys around? I'd particularly like to introduce their head to a clue-by-four for putting / as a shifted key... at the far top right. Yes, let's put the fscking directory path delimiter for Unix in the most awkward place possible. You're only going to use it, oh, every time you need to run a script in the current directory ('cause you don't have . in your path so you run ./xxxx), any time you want to navigate to the root directory or specify a full path. *slap*

    It really screws up any touch typers (e.g. myself) as I end up typing the wrong characters half the time.

    Just one of my pet rants about HP systems. My other favourite has to be how you specify the default gateway in SAM... You'd think it would be under network settings, wouldn't you? No, it's under "local hosts file". Obvious, isn't it? *sigh*

  324. escape backpostrophe by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    escape backpostrophe is a necessity when typing foreign language (like French) LaTEX documents. How would I be able to write accents graves without it ? Agreed, I am transitioning to docbook and they use sgml entities for that (think à an the likes)

    As for the , isn't that the currency in SC4 ?

  325. Re:All keyboards should have VCR/TV functions... by chialea · · Score: 1

    Certainly, and I have seen them used, but there isn't such a creature on an iBook keyboard, at least not the white ones. I'm typing this right now, and like the OP, I've been staring at it, trying to figure out what the submitter could have meant!

    Lea

  326. Where are the MATH keys ? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

    This is why I love my HP48's. They have dedicated math keys, Sin, Cos, Tan, [], x^y, sqrt(x), etc. Sure, I've finally gotten around to memorizing which alpha keys to use when running Emu48, but dedicated math keys would be a boon. It doesn't even have to be attached to the keyboard, an USB keypad would do the trick.

    The other thing I would love to see, is a way to DISABLE the Caps key from changing case. I use it in all my games, and drives me nuts when my next team message is in all caps.

    Cheers

  327. er by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they need to put the keys in alphabetical order

  328. You mean this? by Beltway+Prophet · · Score: 1

    http://mindprod.com/images/mskeyboard.jpg

    (from http://mindprod.com/jglossdsk.html)

  329. Re:Throwback to the 1980s? Try 1880s... by superchkn · · Score: 1

    That should have been "frequently used keys aren't where you need them".

    IIRC DVORAK was designed to be more ergonomic and efficient, with less movement of the fingers for the most commonly used letters. Personally I have no issue with QWERTY, but I've never tried DVORAK...

  330. Re:Keyboards aren't the problem (for the most part by yeti+(dn) · · Score: 1

    Configuring keys in Linux isn't much fun, in my opinion. The files are obscure, things are handled differently in X than they are at the console, and different users can't have different keymaps (correct me... please! I'd love to be wrong).

    This is probably true, except the last statement. Keymaps in X are local to a given X server, so it's possible to modify them with xmodmap and/or select from predefined set with setxkbmap. And put it into your .xinitrc.

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  331. "backwards-apostrophe key" by Mikelikus · · Score: 1

    a', à and á

    The backwards apostrophe key is for the few billion people that have to use it everyday. "But I don't have to use it, nobody uses it! Take it off!"

    And that "double-S figure" in macs has a purpose.

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  332. Ah the Dvorak by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    I too have chosen the Dvorak layout for quite some time. I've never been happier with any other keyboard layout. It's simply amazing how many words are typed without ever leaving the home row.

  333. Re:Laptops, Gestures, and Thumbs: My Dream keyboar by superchkn · · Score: 1

    I don't have a lot of experience with laptops, but I've worked on an old compaq lately. I'm not sure what you mean by "option type keys" but it did have a row of those buttons (well, not IE) along the top of the keyboard. The power button was similar to a the hardware power-off you're talking about, it locked up so I held the button down for 4 seconds (like an ATX MB set up that way) and it turned off.

    I have an ergonomic keyboard and it has a split spacebar. The left one is a nice place to rest my thumb, but I can tell by the fact that it's still rough and my right one is smooth, which one I could do away with. Of course, an ergonomic keyboard wouldn't work on a laptop. Still, I'm against putting anything under the space bar. Just maybe split it in two and make the right or left side something else. Make it something common, my left thumb needs to do something.

    I have issue with a vocal based replacement. I maybe strange, but damn if I don't write and code better with my hands (i.e. writing or using the keyboard). If I want to talk, it most certainly won't be to my computer.

    OTOH I wouldn't mind chat programs taking voice commands. Of course we'll probably end up with just sound instead of a text-based chat when that happens.

  334. 'Natural' keyboards by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

    I completely agree...They take up way too much space, and I have no idea why people use them.

    And how do they know what 'natural' for me is? Do they know my hand size, my arm length, the distance between my shoulders?

    Apple had an ergonmic keyboard that wasn't fixed, so that you could spread it more or less as you needed.

    All that today's split keyboards are doing is forcing me to use something that was optimally designed for someone else. We live in a day when we can get kitchen counter tops at differing heights, and we can size our chairs, but we can't size our keyboards -- a 6'5" husband is probably using the same keyboard as his 5'2" wife.

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  335. Ha! by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

    I hear ya, but that's nothing, we have both sun keyboards deployed in one of our main labs as well as PC keyboards hooked up to SBCs running solaris. AHHHHHHHH

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  336. Why change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what the hell is wrong with the current keyboard? It's fine the way it is.

  337. FrogPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There is a new keyboard that is getting a lot of traction in the mobile computing industry. A company call FrogPad has patented a really cool design for a one handed keyboard. I didn't think much of it until I used it...WOW! This thing rocks. FrogPad's patented algorithm and one-handed design make it effective and easy to use in many forms including tablet PCs, mobile and gaming-enabled devices. The FrogPad keyboard enables true mobile computing by eliminating the need to learn a new data entry language, cope with miniature keys and cramped QWERTY layouts, or struggle with two handed entry in a small or desk-less space. Another thing I like about this device is that I can use it on my desktop and my PDA so I now have one data input device that does it all.



    Check it out: http://www.frogpad.com/

  338. Caps_Lock and X11 configurability by yandros · · Score: 1

    For several years now (about 11) I've used X11 to make the Caps_Lock key on my various keyboards produce a distinct, generally unused keycode/modifier (generally Hyper_R/mod5). Then I configure almost all of my window manager commands (keyboard or mouse) to use this modifier, effectively turning a giant waste of space and position (the caps lock key on my teeny vaio sr27k laptop keyboard is larger than every key but one of the 2 shifts, spacebar, enter, and backspace, and it's on the home row) into a useful `mode switch'. This is basically the only thing that changed my opinion of the caps lock key, which used to be: ``It should be attached to the bottom of the keyboard, requiring the user to pick up and flip the keyboard with both hands, while then pressing the button with the nose.''.

    I'm currently in the middle of trying out a Mac OS X laptop, and this is one of the abilities that I miss most. Yes, I know most new users find modes confusing, but I'm quite happy with it...

  339. Re:Sys Req -- Legacy Mainframe Key by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

    The "PC Enter button" is actually a Return (carriage return, CR) key. Some keyboards correctly label it as such.

  340. Re:We don't need new keyboards... we need a Win32 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What we really need are better applications that either dynamically adapt to the condition at the time, or take better advantage of the hardware that we've got."


    That's Microsoft's 'Intellisense' and 'Auto-complete' isn't it? Except it works better than a VI-style system because there are no key combinations to rememeber.
  341. Who's clueless? by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 1

    If you assume that a) everybody uses a *nix command line, or b) that the majority of users are programmers of some description, I suggest that you wake up and smell the coffee before you diss the opinions of others.

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    1. Re:Who's clueless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are! Clueless Teapot!

  342. Has anyone ever seen a Keyboard like this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It came with a compaq that I bought about five years ago. Its a standard keyboard except that the space bar is cut in half. The left side is backspace, and the right side is space. I've looked everywhere to try to find another one, but with no luck. It's not only great for typing, but for Quake-Style games too. Spacebar is jump, and backspace is crouch :)

  343. One keyboard is so 20th century by marijnm · · Score: 1

    I just hooked up a second keyboard to my pc. I had to patch X, but now I have a whole array of extra keys I can program and use. Works like charm.

  344. it's a lesson in natural history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has not the evolution of keyboards taught you something? Don't you get a clue from the universal hate enjoyed by the "windows" keys? Isn't it obvious that only GENERIC button meanings have a chance of survival? Software functions change too quickly and are too varied between apps and platforms, so tying a key to a specific function at a hardware level is very very unwise. Just look at your current keyboard: those keys that are useful are those that are generic - letters, numbers, numbered anonymous "functions", movement arrows. By contrast, keys that are dead by now had very narrow meaning (sysreq, scrolllock). What you are proposing amounts to adding more of these narrow-minded one-taskers that will be dead and junk (and very annoying junk at that!) much sooner than you think.

  345. Evolutionary Keyboard by Stimpy2319 · · Score: 0

    How about a keyboard made out of a gelatinous electronically adjustable material. So that it can adjust key positions and heights based on the users typing style. The surface would be like a flexible lcd so that it could display the key labels. Then on top of that add the ability to switch modes and the keyboard will adjust everything for that mode. Oh and it has to be backlit like the new Mac laptop keyboards.

    An over simplified version of this would be a standard keyboard with lcds on each key so retards like me can remember where the darn keys are in Dvorak but a standard person could switch it back without all the hassle of pry up all the keys.

    I really like the Gel idea though.

  346. Customized wearable keyboards by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    I think what will happen is that once wearable computing is a bit more widespread, you'll have people walking around with their own input devices (e.g. like a Twiddler) with keys customized to their personal usage patterns. Then they could just walk up to any computer around them, point their keyboards at it, and through [IR|Bluetooth|802.11b via ssh/x2x|technology of the year] transmit keyboard events & ASCII/UTF8 streams directly to that computer. It'll take some time to standardize on the interfaces and work out authentication & encryption, but it's about time some geeks started setting up terminals like this in their homes/cars/offices to start.

  347. New keys I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -I need capital numbers when I press shift, who needs those other funny egyptian symbols?

    -Five more tab keys.

    -Function keys that go to at least F100.

    -A key called "The Boss Is Comming", which is obviously pressed with you have things on the screen that should not be there.

    -A function I need on the keyboard is that the key must be pressed at least two times before it is registered which will prevent typos. Kind of a confirmation of a keypress.

  348. Remember the Power Glove? by Alphasniper · · Score: 1

    I think the ultimate user interface would be similar to the NES PowerGlove. By the way, has anyone tried tweaking one for their computer??

    1. Re:Remember the Power Glove? by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      No it wouldn't, and yes I have. Basically, look into REND386 or AVRIL, things like the Menelli Box interface, Power Glove hacking - heck, just go to my site, tons of links there (btw, if you are looking for a Linux drive, look up pglinux - there was a /. article not too long back).

      Anyhow, the PowerGlove, while OK for experimentation, sucks for pretty much anything else. But if you are thinking like "general glove input device" - like a VPL DataGlove or similar, then I would have to say that for keyboard input, it wouldn't be too great. The only way you would get any good speed would be through gesture recognition, and if that was the "wave of the future" - we would already have it, as glove gesture systems have been researched since the early 1990s (both professional and homebrew).

      The lockdown on the VPL patent for glove tech notwithstanding, even I think glove based input is only suitable for a small number of niche applications - not for general computing use (in a virtual environment, I could see using a glove, and voice recog software, for general "macro-level" input - but not for standard keyboard input - mainly because of lack of feedback of pressing keys, it would be tiring. Now, maybe for certain task, like on-the-fly editing of voice-recog dictation, or programming-vie-gestures, with an appropriate programming language - these tasks could possibly be done in a virtual environment).

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  349. Put the Control key back where it belongs! by kst · · Score: 1

    Personally, I demand that that the Control key be placed where it belongs, immediately to the left of the 'A' key. Caps-lock needs to be out of the way or disabled altogether. '<' and '>' need to be shift-comma and shift-period, respectively (I've used old DEC keyboards where '<' and '>' are on a single key between 'Z' and shift).

    I understand that not everyone shares my preferences, which is why keyboards need to be software-configurable. In Windows 2000, for example, you have to edit the registry to swap the control and caps-lock keys (see
    here for instructions). That's ridiculous. In Unix and Linux you can use xmodmap, which isn't *quite* as cumbersome.

    I rarely use any keyboards other than my own, and other people rarely use my keyboards, so I don't worry about undoing my re-mappings. But that's not true for everyone. Any user-oriented OS should have a convenient way to define a set of keyboard mappings, an easy way to switch among them, and a way to specify that a mapping applies only to a specific user.

    And finally, the physical design of the keyboard has to accomodate this flexibility. Modern PC keyboards actually aren't bad in this regard; Caps Lock is in the wrong place, but it doesn't physically lock when you press it the way it does on some old keyboards.

    Ultimately it would be nice for the legends on the key tops to be programmable (but not at the expense of durability). That's not a big deal for me, since I'm a touch typist.

  350. smilies? by jesperht · · Score: 1

    Smiley keys may be usefull...

  351. No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "WASTE" space on a backtick "backwards apostrophe" key?? WTF are you smoking. How else would you type this character?

    Maybe you dont use it writing /. drivel in microshit word, but i use it all the time since it performs a function in the programming language I use.

    The biggest waste of plastic on a kb is those stupid "WINDOWS" keys. How the fuck can hw makers justify customizing hardware for one specific platform? The second biggest waste is those stupid 'internet keys' and whatever other crap the big name OEM makers put on.

    Keyboards are *general purpose* devices - just becuase you dont use a particular, *standard* key doesnt mean no one else does.

    Forget that almost all 'modern' keyboard are complete and utter crap. Shitty soft mushy keys, control and function keys in the wrong place. Mice suffer from the same problem. If I ever find the person who though it was a good idea to put a fucking *WHEEL* on top of mouse, I'll be sure to smack the piss out of em.

    These days, in order to obtain keyboards and mice that dont SUCK, I pretty much have to resort to going thru old used stuff where I can find it. And even most of that is starting to be crap.

    One keyboard that *doesnt* suck, is the Northgate Omni/102. Northgate is gone, but someone else bought their tech and is making them. TO give you an idea, their recreation of the 102 costs around $150. Most modern crap keyboards go for $20.

    Its sort of like modems (for those without broadband) - You can spend $9 on a piece of shit winmodem, or you can spen $50 on a decent 3com hardware modem.

    A mouse that doesnt suck is the original Logitech 3 button MouseMan. They dont make them anymore, and I havent found a source for them.

    1. Re:No way by cookiepus · · Score: 1

      You're one bitter bastard.

  352. on a very similar note by jimmajamma · · Score: 1

    i recently was looking for a keyboard that had the normal insert/delete, home/end, pgup/pgdn and arrow configurations, but that did not have the numeric keypad - i almost never use it. i would think that most people didnt use it regularly, but for some reason on 99% of the keyboards ive found, its there, or the cursor nave keys are in some crazy configuration, all in a vertical line etc.

    this is amazing, i searched for days to find one that simply had the numpad lopped off, no luck. i told a friend, he couldnt believe it, searched for days, no luck. another friend etc.

    finally, i stumbled onto this (no i dont work for ibm):
    Trackpoint USB Space Saver Keyboard (SB)
    http://www-132.ibm.com/webapp/wcs/stores/ser vlet/P roductDisplay?catalogId=-840&langId=-1&partNumber= 22P5150&storeId=1

    at $100 it will set you back, but its exactly what i was looking for, and a built in 2 port usb hub for my mouse (mac style/although on left side)/digital camera, mp3 player etc. once in a while i press the eraser mouse by accident, but no biggie, also, that is sometimes convenient for sitting back in my chair when surfing.

    hopefully this helps any of you with the same need, and saves some desk space.

  353. The really useful key would be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Now, were the heck is the BRIEF INSIGHTFUL SUMMARY key on these Apple computers"

    -- P.J. O'Rourke

  354. PAIN by hipplesnard · · Score: 1

    Wheres the button that causes pain. I know the computer can't feel it, but I would feel alot better. Especially if the monitor flickered or something.

  355. Re: Separate keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok - but note that this is a solution to a Windows problem you shouldn't even have - and it's so close to the alt-tab meaning that you should just be able to use one or the other, consistently.

  356. Scroll lock by Epsillon · · Score: 2, Informative
    And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key and a scroll-lock (+ LED!),

    This guy doesn't use command-line much, then? ;o)

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  357. Zero on a phone is actually ten by yerricde · · Score: 1

    The interesting question would be why the adding machine manufacturers all standardized on the 123-bottom arrangement.

    Adding machines are based on the values of numbers. Because nine is higher than three, nine should be higher than three.

    With telephones, on the other hand, zero is greater than nine (it sends ten pulses on a rotary-dial phone), so it should be on the side far from 1 and close to 9.

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  358. On Windows keys by Majik+Sznak · · Score: 1

    I can't actually use Windows without the Windows key. If I need to do any of the following on a keyboard that lacks the Windows key (be it through mutilation or antiquity), my face scrunches up into a frustrated scowl:

    Win-E: call up Explorer
    Win-F: find files
    Win-D: show desktop
    Win-M: minimize all windows
    Win-R: Run

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  359. who's dissin' the backtick??? by cowtamer · · Score: 1

    And my PC keyboards all waste plastic on a backwards-apostrophe key


    mail jules@xyz.com -s "th1s 1s /." `echo dude, obviously you've never written a unix script`

  360. Keyboards of Future? How 'bout the past? by dghcasp · · Score: 2, Interesting
    One of the saddest days of my computing life was when I retired my last Apollo computer. I can't find a good picture of the keyboard on the 'net, this one will have to do.

    Note the extra 23 keys in the keypads to the left of the main keyboard and above the keypad. It's hard to explain what they all did if you're not familiar with the Apollo DM user interface, but basically you had keys for:

    cut,copy,paste: Point mouse anywhere on screen and hit key; cut either selection or whatever was in the area of the mouse

    again: point mouse at any command in a window, hit key, command is executed again (like double-click, drag, middle-click in xterm but without all the gymnastics)

    arrow keys that moved the mouse so you didn't have to take your hands off the keyboard...

    open shell window, open editor window, open editor window read only, ...

    page up, page down (nothing unusual there,) page left, page right for when editing those huge images or documents...

    window system command: think +nw+ret to change stacking order of windows where your cursor is. Anything you could do with the mouse you could do with two-letter commands and the window command key...

    Of course, HP bought apollo and killed the line. And now instead of 23 keys that were actually useful, we all have 12 function keys that almost no application ever uses...

  361. Analog keyboard controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see some new controllers on the keyboard, such as a jog-wheel (typically used in professional video editing), as well as various pressure sensitive keys.

  362. Programmer Dvorak by rwatson · · Score: 1

    This dude created a Dvorak for programmers:
    http://www.kaufmann.no/roland/dvorak /

    I've been using it for a few weeks and while I'm still a bit slow I can certainly see that the effort will pay off. Unfortunately I'm also left-handed so what I need is a left-handed programmer dvorak layout!

    Rich

  363. Ever seen a different arrow keys placement? by lothlorien · · Score: 1

    I worked in text editing for a lot of time, and have become a firm believer in a concept where arrow keys for left and right were below the space key, right under your thumbs. I think all text-editing people out there, at least those that don't use Vi, would really appreciate this. But I never saw it. Did anyone run into something simmilar?

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  364. You have feet? by jishcat · · Score: 0

    Hell, I would kill for feet. I have to put the foot-pedal on my desk and hit it with my forehead. Unfortunately, I can't see what I typed until I lift my head back up, and the dizziness goes away.

  365. Re:Happy Hacking Keyboard == small :) by BHearsum · · Score: 1

    Seperate keypads? I don't see them....

  366. keyboard algorithms for ideal layout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone seen or done some fancy algorithms to really get the ideal keyboard layout? You might need some user-input to know what is important and all, but let some good old programming do the thinking for us. Then the top 10 can be programmed into the LCD keyboard someone thought of in this posting.

  367. Mac Desktops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to say that the Volume up and Down as well as the CD Eject Keys are all very nice additions to the keyboard on the new iMacs. That said, I have the same functions, plus some on the keyboard for my NeXT workstations from the early 90s.

  368. Windoze key by Misagon · · Score: 1

    I got a black keyboard with white letters painted on instead of burned on as on the white keyboards.
    I removed the Windows logos with nailpolish remover (from the hardware store!) and painted on diamond symbols. ("") Mapped to Meta.

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  369. Virtual keyboards by mzo23 · · Score: 1

    What I would love to see is for someone to find a way to make kind of a combination of touchscreen/keyboard that would basically allow you to any kind of crazy custom keyboard layout. But of course there is obvious problems with that like touchscreens sucking and probably not being good for typing on extensively but I just want to see some kind of truely customizable keyboard. Hmmmm, maybe a keyboard thats an entire filled grid of keys and you can remove the ones you don't want to use and customize the layout for the rest? Just some ideas.

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  370. most needed key at work by automag_6 · · Score: 1

    http://tim.griffins.ca/gallery/laptop/cwdata/fuck- it-key.html

  371. 2 suggestions by muon1183 · · Score: 1

    I have two different suggestions, depending on the type of keyboard you prefer.

    If you prefer the laptop style keyboard (as in thin keys and very little noise from the keyboard), go with the TypeMatrix keyboard. It's a dvorak style key layout, although the keys are reprogrammable, with laptop style keys and all sorts of special keys. Additionally, the keys go straight up and down, rather than at angles. A picture is available here. My roommate uses one and loves it.

    Alternatively, if you are a big fan of the "kacink" (tactile feedback) style keyboard, go with the old IBM keyboard. If you don't want it making so much noise, put a piece of foam under the keyboard. Aparently, the reason they are so noisy is the table underneath acts as a resonating board, so the foam dampens this effect.

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    1. Re:2 suggestions by Auriam · · Score: 1

      *sigh*.. I know, I hate to be a nitpicker, but the keyboard layout shown in the image is quite obviously QWERTY..

      (quote from the TypeMatrix FAQ: "[Q:]How long does it take to get used to the TypeMatrix keyboard?
      [A:]This is a standard QWERTY keyboard. However, since the Enter and Backspace keys are now in the center, and the rows have been straightened, a learning period is necessary.")

      Still, I guess the context of the comment indicates that you probably didn't mean to write dvorak, so I suppose this reply will only serve to clarify the situation for the few people who might have been a little confused by this. But other than that, sure, this looks like a good keyboard. Just gotta buy a few little stickers to put over the incorrect key labels..

  372. Fuses are so 20th Century by ShortSpecialBus · · Score: 1

    Didn't you know that fuses went out of style sometime in the late 22nd century??

    Lame-o

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  373. Virtual Keyboards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since its obvious that we can't have the perfect keyboard for every programming language and OS - why not write a program that works w/ virtually all Operating Systems - and allows u to rearange the keys however u see fit (any key u want including customized combos for burger king....errr sorry ....different programming languages and operating system commands). It would have to be a truly elogent programming pearl to get it to work easily w/ any major OS (perhaps written in Assembly i dont know) while maitaining a slick intuitive interface that doesnt get in the way of your coding. Anyone have any idea if a good one has been written?

  374. Uh huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you support the idea of One World Government, too.

    Go back to Russia, you fucking pinko.

  375. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scroll lock was originally indended for use in spreadsheet programs. With scroll lock off, the arrow keys would move between cells. With scroll lock on, however, the page itself would move.

    Go into Excel and give it a shot; it still works today.

  376. Caret / carat / circumflex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The ^ (Shift-6 on some keyboards) is a circumflex, not a caret. A carat is a unit of weight, used for gem stones, not a printable character at all.
    A caret is a printable character, but it's down low, where a comma would be. Unicode U+2038 (hex) is its hex code point.

    Enby in Waltham

  377. Auto-reprogramming by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1
    *ideally with an LCD that can display any layout you like*
    It could automatically reprogram itself so that the keys you use most often reposition themselves nearer the 'home' position!
  378. Backwards Apostraphe by xgoat · · Score: 1

    Hey - leave the backwards apostraphe alone - it didn't hurt you did it? It's used in PHP to run shell commands - i.e. `ls *.monster`.

  379. work-out keyboard by Pflipp · · Score: 1

    Gee, what an enormous amount of reactions to such a silly topic :-) Leans me to never try to look into the minds of Slashdot readers...

    Anway, what I'd really want is a keyboard which let you be active on you programmer's job, so that working with the computer will have the same healthy physical implications as other day jobs. Using your muscles in a normal way (= w.o. the constant pressure) is probably the best thing against RSI, and because it takes some physical work, you automatically will take your breaks.

    I was thinking about some foldable, rubber 1,5 x 0.5 mtr sheet with cushions for every button or so. But resurrecting the typewriter may also be a good option; typists never had RSI simply because of the good old-fashioned muscle-work it took to press those buttons. (They had other profession's diseases though, like a pink stuck between the keys.)

    I guess that real geeks rather take the pain of programming than go sporting, but as more and more "average" people have to use computers all day, ther might be a real market for a keyboard like this!

    I would be interested in having such a thing, anyway, so if you know any such thing or looking for a business to start up..? Reply! :-)

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  380. International Characters by tom420.com · · Score: 1

    I am a French speaker (which may reflect in my bad English). For Engligh-only speakers, several other languages have some special charecters (called accents) which appears on voyels. Our keyboards are the same as the US one (except we have a key between left-shift and Z to type special quotes () that I think we only have in French). Obviously in order to have accents on the keyboards some other less-frequent characters are moved away (square and curly brackets for example) and only accessible through a key combination. For the matter the right-alt key is independant from the left-alt key and used to access those characters.

    When I am typing in French I need those accents on my keyboard, but when I type in English (and particularly when typping in code) I want the brackets, slashes and other characters readily available with one single key stroke. Windows has a multi-keyboard featrue which let's me have several keyboard layout available at the same time, and I can switch from one to the other quickly with a key combination (I like ctrl+shift for the matter).

  381. from the maybe-I-should-open-my-eyes-department by jomiller · · Score: 1

    Now I am completely with everyone making the "must not be a *nix user" comments, but jesus what is with all the surprise? And better yet, to the guy that made the Microsoft Windows comment, how the hell should he know how it is treating him, did everyrone miss the fact that he was using an iBook . Sure *nix with run on them, but why would you install Linux or *BSD when you could run MacOS X *snicker*. And go ahead and port Microsoft to run on that hardware, I dare ya, no really, wast all that nice hardware.

  382. just because you don't know what a key does.. by whois · · Score: 1

    Doesn't mean it's not useful.

    And you can always remap the commands you need onto keys you don't use.

  383. Old Ideas are the Best by Dhericean · · Score: 1

    The old ACT Apricot PC had six function buttons on the keyboard which were labelled with an LCD microscreen. Applications could change these labels and functions of these as they saw fit. Unfortunately the Apricot was killed by the standardisation on the IBM PC.

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  384. Re:Laptops, Gestures, and Thumbs: My Dream keyboar by Gryftir · · Score: 1

    About your OTOH... I hope we still have text records of the conversation. I find that it's a lot easier to remember what you typed then what you said. Perhaps convert it to text, and have each statement hyperlink to a copy of the sound? It's sad, but you can't really talk about keyboard layout on it's own.

    And your right, a split space bar is better. You could even split and combine with a bar below to have four buttons.

    I'd be interested in your ideas about gestural coding.

    Gryftir

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  385. Re:This topic is based on self-centered assumption by Herbmaster · · Score: 1

    (is there a single application that uses all 15 F-keys on a Mac keyboard??)

    Some of the default shortcuts in WordPerfect 3.5 utilized F13, F14, and F15. This was most inconvenient for myself since with the advent of the iMac keyboard (which Apple sold exclusively during the reign of the Blue G3), Mac Keyboards went straight from F12 to 'help' 'home' 'pg up' 'pg down'.

    BTW, the iMac keyboard is a highly underrated keyboard, and other than the lack of keys and trendy caps lock (I'm talking about delete and end here, not the missing F-keys), it's really excellent. Which is to say it had really good key action and layout.

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  386. The @ sign by El+Felpudo · · Score: 1

    Small detail as it is, the @ sign has become far more used than the ' sign in the past decade, agreed? So why not have @ as the default press, and shift + @ = ' ? Also have the colon and semicolon swopped round, and have a key of it's own for the euro sign: ; it is far more in use, at least on the continent... What was the original use of the scroll-lock key anyway? Can anyone answer that?

  387. NO PROBLEM! OFFTOPIC! by sawilson · · Score: 1

    :)

    Sorry I was a dick about it. I'll be nicer in
    the future! I'm sure as mature adults we can
    all get along or something!

  388. Just switched back to QWERTY by GlenRaphael · · Score: 1
    Have any of you programmers actually used Dvorak or Maltron keyboards.
    I switched from QWERTY to DVORAK about six months ago, and switched back to QWERTY last week. DVORAK wasn't any faster or easier to use, and it made all the vim commands and standard operating system shortcuts I knew awkward to type. zxcv for undo/cut/copy/paste, hjkl movement...that sort of stuff is hardwired for me. Or back I go, or as they say in dvorak: "xajt C ir" :-)
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  389. How about Superkeys (or Robokeys) for Linux? by rhkramer · · Score: 1

    I don't really need an improved keyboard so much as I need something like "Superkeys" (a Windows utility) in Linux. This (if I recall the name right) is a utility that let's you assign an arbitrary sequence of keys to an arbitrary key combination. For example, s might insert my signature in whatever application I happen to be using.

    I'm sure other people would like the same thing -- after all, at least one person made a comment below about his keyboard that does that in hardware.

    I really don't understand why a utility like this is not available in X -- I have seen a statement in the XKeyCaps Manual (http://www.jwz.org/xkeycaps/man.html) under a section named "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO" which says:

    "People often ask if xkeycaps or xmodmap can be used to make one key generate a sequence of characters. Unfortunately, no: you can't do this sort of thing by manipulating the server's keymaps. The X keyboard model just doesn't work that way."

    What is it about the X keyboard model that prevents someone from implementing something like that? (I've done a little (very little) digging into the X documentation and don't understand why it could not be done -- looks like you'd have to do it in the X server (rather than the X client) so it would work for any application you might be using, but surely it's possible?