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  1. Re:fist sport!!! on Washington State Debates Taxing Software Creation · · Score: 0

    I've got something long and wide enough for you.

  2. Re:Excellent news on Washington State Debates Taxing Software Creation · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    "Your" is possessive. You should have said "you're," which is the contraction for "you are".

    Examples:

    You're a homosexual with a small penis.

    I fucked your mom in the ass last night.

    Try to get it right next time.

  3. Re:please on The Widening Tech-Savvy Gap · · Score: 0

    The "widening gap" in question is actually John Katz (AKA Goatse Man)'s Anus.

  4. Re:I gotta agree with Blizzard... on EFF Takes Bnetd Case · · Score: 0

    You're either a complete idiot or a corporate tool - probably one and the same. Everything should be free, man! Haven't you read your RMS?

    See, here's how it works:
    1. You spend your time creating something of value.
    2. You give it away to everyone for free.
    2.a. (If you decide that you don't want to give it away for free, everyone is morally justified in taking it, because it should be free.)
    3. Magic pixies descend from the heavens and take care of your Earthly needs, or something like that.

    See? Simple! Beautiful! All hail free stuff!

  5. Re:C++ on RMS Says Hurd Could Be Loosed in 2002 · · Score: 0

    Hurd is to Linux what goatse man is to RMS.

    BTW, the "Shift" buttons on your keyboard allow you to create upper case characters. You're welcome.

  6. Re:Couple it with a VR set on Sloan Digital Sky Survey · · Score: 0

    The universe is going to be an interesting

    place when you can just fly around.


    Haiku!

  7. Re:Prescription medication is your friend on Computer Security Criteria · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Okay, I'm back. Damn, that Ambien is the shit, I tell ya. Knocked my ass out for 7 or 8 hours solid. Yay for drugs!

  8. Prescription medication is your friend on Computer Security Criteria · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Hey, did you know that one of the side effects of Ambien is hallucination?

    In any case, the visuals are really starting starting to kick in now, so I'm going to go lay down for a bit.

    Please try to hold the fort while I'm gone. If you need anything, just leave me a message, I'll check it when I get up in 7-8 hours.

    See you then - XOXO

  9. Ben Stein: Friend of the Lardass on Computer Security Criteria · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So I was watching "Win Ben Stein's Money" just now, and I think I've spotted a pattern:

    The fattest contestant makes it to the final round.

    I'm going to have to watch a few more episodes to confirm my theory, but I think I might be on to something here...

    On a related note, WTF's up with Nancy Pimental's neck, anyways?

  10. Re:got dildo? on Computer Security Criteria · · Score: 1

    3XL.

    Ewww.

  11. Re:What was he doing in 1991? on Andreesen "Grows Up" · · Score: 1

    Before people start to get upset about the "death" of public domain Mosaic, just consider these two words:

    Microsoft Mosaic.

    <shudder>

    It could be worse. Much worse.