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  1. BSOD. literally on Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    During the shooting trials at Armscor's Alkantpan shooting range, "I personally saw a gun go out of control several times," Young says.

    This gives new meaning to the phrase "Blue screen of death".

  2. ED-209 not available for comment on Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9

    To be fair, it did give them 30 seconds to comply.

  3. they're no stranger to that idea on Seven States Extend Microsoft Antitrust Judgment · · Score: 3, Funny

    A number of states have moved to extend antitrust judgments against Microsoft

    Ah yes, the old "embrace and extend" has come full circle.

  4. steve austin approves on 'Bionic' Nerve To Repair Damaged Limbs and Organs · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Bionic' Nerve To Repair Damaged Limbs and Organs

    Unfortunately, it costs 6 million dollars, and makes a very distinctive sound when in use.

  5. I read it on wikipedia on Infrequent Anonymous Cowards Reliable on Wikipedia · · Score: 3, Funny

    Researchers at Dartmouth University have recently discovered that infrequent anonymous contributors, so called "Good Samaritans," are as reliable as registered users who update constantly and have a reputation to maintain.

    Even better, the number of these "Good Samaritans" has tripled in the last six months!

  6. sue the internet on Usenet.com May Find Safe Harbor From RIAA lawsuit · · Score: 1

    If you can. lets see your infringement argument there.

    What I want to know is, how long until the RIAA sues Internet.com, because of infringing stuff they found on the internet?

  7. disappointed on GPU Gems 3 · · Score: 1

    Weighing in at fifty pages short of a thousand, NVIDIA has recently released the third installment of its GPU Gems series

    It's a book? I was hoping for a GPU that's optimized for playing Bejeweled.

  8. why can't we get what the RIAA gets? on Bill Introduced to Congress Would Allow ID Theft Restitution · · Score: 3, Insightful

    a bill introduced into Congress that would allow citizens who have been victimized by identity theft to seek repayment for the money and time spent repairing their credit history.

    If they set the damage levels anything near what the RIAA got in their last downloading lawsuit, that would put the brakes on ID theft right quick.

  9. Team Polizei on Geek and Gadgets Set Cross-US Speed Record · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This guy's brilliant although he does have his share of rough spots with the cops.

  10. it's really one word, on Electronic Paper's Past and Future · · Score: 2, Funny

    the question of how electronic paper will change our lives in the next few years.

    Two words: porn.

  11. Re:well, it is how they do things on OSI Approves Microsoft Ms-PL and Ms-RL · · Score: 1

    Except open source isn't one of those things that can be extinguished.

    I agree with you, but all it takes is one sentence with tricky wording to cause a bunch of trouble. My guess would be that this is where they're going with it.

  12. well, it is how they do things on OSI Approves Microsoft Ms-PL and Ms-RL · · Score: 0, Redundant

    then you can see why Microsoft would both attack Open Source and seek to use it.

    I have two words for you: Embrace and extend.

  13. Re:Seriously on RIAA Sues Usenet.com · · Score: 0

    The first rule of Usenet is, you do not talk about Usenet.

  14. next up on RIAA Sues Usenet.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    The complaint, filed in the federal District Court in New York, accuses Usenet.com of providing access to millions of copyright-infringing files

    Next up, the RIAA sues Nike, for their involvement in a "massive, global-scale sneaker net"

  15. gridlock on Format Standards Committee "Grinds To a Halt" · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the chairman's words, the committee has 'ground to a halt.'

    See that? American style democracy is popular overseas.

  16. cloud computing on Amazon EC2 Open To All · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is cloud computing for the masses finally here?

    It was already here.

  17. curious on Jammie Appeals, Citing "Excessive" Damages · · Score: 2, Funny

    She is seeking a retrial to determine the RIAA's actual damage

    Afterwards, they'll attempt an inquiry to determine the RIAA's major malfunction.

  18. the best rapper in soviet russia on Led Zeppelin Agrees To Digital Distribution · · Score: 1

    In the US, the only digital holdouts that outsell Led Zeppelin are the Beatles and Garth Brooks.

    What, you mean Ill Mitch doesn't rank?

  19. Comic Farming on First Look at World of Warcraft Comic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you have to read the same pages over and over again to get to the end page?

    Actually, you can pay some guy in china to have his team of players read it for you.

  20. read it on Using Social Networking Tools to Write a Book · · Score: 4, Funny

    Barry and his coauthors decided to create a wiki and invite the community to help build this book

    I think I've seen his book. There's a 600 page chapter that consists solely of links to online pharmacies.

  21. even better on Google Phone Rumors Solidifying · · Score: 2, Funny

    roundup of various reports about Google's rumored gPhone

    Psshhh.. Who needs a G-phone, when you can have an O.G. Phone?

  22. acronyms. on Web Accessibility Gets a Boost In California Court · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Register is reporting on developments in a California court case pitting blind users against the retailer Target over the lack of accessibility of Target.com.

    That's they get for using a WYSIWYG editor to make their website.

  23. Re:did they even hear what they were saying? on Bill Gates Denied Visa To Nigeria · · Score: 1

    who could possibly want to stay in nigeria indefinitely?

    Umaru Musa Yar'Adua?

  24. as gandhi said on Making Your Code OSS-Appealing? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm afraid it would be laughed at and ignored.

    I think you have that backwards. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

  25. sounds great on New Car Sensor System Simulates Birds-Eye View · · Score: 1

    New Car Sensor System Simulates Birds-Eye View

    I see, so they've perfected a computerized bird-feces targeting system?