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Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9

TJ_Phazerhacki writes "A new high tech weapon system demonstrated one of the prime concerns circling smarter and smarter methods of defense last week — an Oerlikon GDF-005 cannon went wildly out of control during live fire test exercises in South Africa, killing 9. Scarily enough, this is far from the first instance of a smart weapon 'turning' on its handlers. 'Electronics engineer and defence company CEO Richard Young says he can't believe the incident was purely a mechanical fault. He says his company, C2I2, in the mid 1990s, was involved in two air defence artillery upgrade programmes, dubbed Projects Catchy and Dart. During the shooting trials at Armscor's Alkantpan shooting range, "I personally saw a gun go out of control several times," Young says. "They made a temporary rig consisting of two steel poles on each side of the weapon, with a rope in between to keep the weapon from swinging. The weapon eventually knocked the pol[e]s down."' The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether."

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  1. ED-209 not available for comment by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9

    To be fair, it did give them 30 seconds to comply.

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    1. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

      I submitted the same story.

      Unfortunately, the editors may not have approved of my comments linking Bill Joy's "Cassandra" predictions of killer robots, with the pledge to remove the Roomba from my home - and idle speculation about the possible involvement of Windows XP in this incident...

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    2. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      Probably just needs a little wetware.

    3. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think I'm too old for this stuff. It seems like these days, if I mention to a younger software developer that even now Robocop is still one of the scariest films I've ever seen, they assume it's because of the ketchup effects.

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    4. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by suprcvic · · Score: 5, Funny

      The fact that anybody is joking about 9 people losing their lives sickens mean. Have you all truly lost touch with reality to the point that the loss of human life is completely lost on you? Seriously?

    5. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      Crybabies like yourself show up whenever there is an article involving a catastophe and the inevitable jokes that ensue.

      The dude made a joke. He didn't hurt anyone at all. Unless hurting your feelings counts, which from what you've written, seems like it must happen pretty often.

      Grow a thicker skin man, otherwise you're going to spend alot of your life being sick at the fact that there is humor to be found even in the worst catastophe.

    6. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Skreems · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When you're talking about massive loss of life while testing armed robots that the military wants to turn loose on the world, sometimes humor is the only way to deal with reality.

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    7. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Detritus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If I stub my toe, it's a tragedy. If you get run over by a herd of elephants, it's funny.

      If you want really sick and twisted humor, try living in a war zone.

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    8. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Humour is one of the alternatives we have for dealing with catastrophe. It's better than denial, because it holds the option open of unloading the emotion in conversation. And I'd much prefer unloading to reloading (hmm...my interpretation of that may not be yours).

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    9. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And the science gets done
      And you make a neat gun
      for the people who are still alive

    10. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Thansal · · Score: 1

      So, commenting about the fact that at least we know it is effective would be out of line with you?

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    11. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by minvaren · · Score: 1

      A glitch? You call THIS a glitch?

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    12. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords!

    13. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    14. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by jlarocco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      150000 people die every day. That's almost 2 a second. I'm sure the family and friends of these 6 are heart broken, but for the 6.5 billion people who don't know them, it's not all that remarkable.

      The only thing unique about these 6 people is that they died in a somewhat amusing way. If you want to mourn, mourn for the other 149994 people who died today that you'll never hear about.

    15. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you think this is sick, you should hear what comes out of the mouths of soldiers in combat.

      It's called gallows humor, and it has been shown to be one of the most effective coping strategies when being involved with or witness to a traumatic situation that you have little control over.

      Oh... after looking through your history, I finally get it. It's sick and disgusting to you because it happened to soldiers, rather than soldiers slaying civilians with their arsenal. Gotcha.

    16. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Warning! Improper use of reflexive pronoun 'yourself'
      Error C2303: Expected -- Predicate Nominative
      *You have been shot by the Robotic Grammar Cannon*

    17. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by delong · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kind of like my response to Slashdotters objecting to an automated weapon designed to shoot down cruise missiles, which leave too little reaction time for human-controlled defenses to counter, which save lives of soldiers, airmen, and sailors from massive loss of life.

    18. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Honestly, from reading the article it isn't clear that a software problem was even the cause of this disaster. It could have been some kind of mechanical gun jam.

      Any time you are dealing with big guns, fast motors, high-speed fire, large rounds, and explosive projectiles there is a risk of disaster if things go wrong. These things aren't toys. Even if the fire button was completely manual things could still go wrong.

      I recall reading an article about a magazine detonation in a battleship which went into all kinds of detail about all the things that could go wrong - and this was a fairly manual operation. It did involve lots of machinery (how else do you move around shells that weigh hundreds of pounds?), but it was all human operated.

      Assuming the system is well-designed the automation actually has great potential to LOWER risk. Humans make mistakes all the time. They're even more prone to making mistakes when a jet is incoming loaded with cluster bombs.

      Another thing to keep in mind is that peacetime training disasters always make the news with the military. However, the military has a fine line to walk - on one hand they want to be safe in their exercises, but on the other hand they want to be able to handle combat operations. A 30 minute single-shot firing procedure that allows for all kinds of safety checks sounds great in theory, but in wartime you'd lose more people to incoming fire than you'd ever save from gun explosions. Sure, you don't want to kill yourself, but if you're so ineffective that the enemy overruns you it is all for nothing. As a result we tolerate some friendly fire, accidents, etc.

      Like it or not robotic weapons WILL be the future of warfare. Sure, one country might elect not to develop them, but sooner or later somebody else will, and once they work out the bugs they'll be overrunning everybody else...

    19. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ghostunit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nope, unlike what tv may have taught you, people rarely, if ever, joke about something anything that affects and hurts them.

      Let's see you cracking a joke about the robot at the funeral if it was *your* son in the casket.

      Now, I don't see anything bad about us making jokes in this forum, since we aren't personally involved in the matter at all and can only feel sorry in an "abstract" kind of way (as in, accidents and human loss are sad but oh well I can't feel sad for *every* bad thing that happens in this world right?), and this won't be read by the affected people. But let's not go around pretending that we are "dealing" or "coping" with anything here. That's just hipocrisy.

    20. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Remove 'self'. You have 30 seconds to comply.
      ...you have 25 seconds to comply...

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    21. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by microTodd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This thread happens every single time some tragedy with loss of life is posted here on Slashdot. Some people find the humor, then others are "sickened" and "can't believe the heartlessness".

      The simple matter is, many, many people die every day. Many, many people are also born every day. You can't be personally upset over every life lost or you would spend all your time in overwhelming grief. And sometimes humor is the only alternative to what would otherwise be shock, anger, sadness, or fear.

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    22. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by lastchance_000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

    23. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Nazlfrag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if you'd grown up all your life in the despotic, decadent corporate dystopia depicted in Robocop like those young'uns did, you'd be fairly oblivious too.

    24. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

    25. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
      people rarely, if ever, joke about something anything that affects and hurts them.

      Come to Australia then.

      I've been a volunteer ambulance officer for decades, and I've seen people keep their sense of humour in the most horrific circumstances.

      Went to a car rollover once. The driver had been seriously injured and trapped inside the inverted vehicle. He'd been there for almost an hour before anyone had found him (this was remote WA), and it took another half an hour to cut him out. We put him in the stretcher while the ambulance was reversing to us. As we moved towards the ambulance, he looked at the back wheel of his trashed car and said "Anyone got a shifter? I wouldn't mind adjusting the brakes now I can get to 'em easy."

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    26. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      The fact that anybody is joking about 9 people losing their lives sickens mean. Have you all truly lost touch with reality to the point that the loss of human life is completely lost on you? Seriously?

      Maybe if the weapons DON'T work properly, it will end up saving the lives of people who would have been blasted into oblivion by these things.

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    27. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny

      XP? The reason your story wasn't approved is because you forgot to lay the blame on Windows Vista. Try harder next time.

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    28. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      You know, a lot of people laugh at jokes about things like this without needing to "deal" with anything. A few humans dead in a military mistake? Far more terrible circumstances kill far more people every single day. I'm not the least bit emotionally affected by this.

      But the jokes? I love jokes, regardless of the subject. Laughing makes the world a better place, and it certainly doesn't make these soldiers any less dead. Don't pretend callous humor is helping people "cope" with things like this. It's just harmless, callous humor that hurts no one and makes a few people laugh.

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    29. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by porpnorber · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I think you missed a bit. See, they're making guns. Clearly human life means nothing to them. Under the assumption that human life means nothing, well, yes, this is funny. After all, if one equals two, then I'm the king of Armenia.

      It's unimaginable to me that we don't just imprison people who make or purchase firearms. Who wants to be shot? What else is a gun good for?

      Of course, people act like it makes a difference who is doing the killing. Americans are even fond of the notion that if they own the gun, it's ok, the only problem is when 'criminals' have guns - rather missing the point that by owning a gun they are undertaking a plan to kill somebody - from which it is readily concluded that they are criminals. Even in the civilised world, it is widely held that it is legitimate for agents of the state to be armed. But guess what? A state that plans to kill people is a terrorist state, and has no legitimacy left - dead people, after all, cannot vote.

      When you think about it, it's all bloody hilarious.

    30. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by epee1221 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope, unlike what tv may have taught you, people rarely, if ever, joke about something anything that affects and hurts them.
      I can't speak for GP, GGP, etc., but I didn't get that notion from watching TV. I got that notion from watching myself. Apparently, as defense mechanisms go, it's not all that bad.
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    31. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 0

      Name me one instance of humor that isn't at someone/thing else's expense, and I'll think about taking you seriously.

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    32. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      Now these points of data make a beautiful line, and we're out of data were releasing on time. So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned, for the people who are still alive.

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    33. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by chiller2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is truly terrible that the people killed were not those the military intended. Do you fall to your knees in tears over those the nightly news report shows reduced to sandals and a puddle of blood , or are you now numb, perhaps resigned to dealing with it through humour?

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    34. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's unimaginable to me that we don't just imprison people who make or purchase firearms. Who wants to be shot? What else is a gun good for?

      I use my giant robot cannon for hunting, you insensitive clod.

    35. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Johnny5000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you're talking about massive loss of life while testing armed robots that the military wants to turn loose on the world, sometimes humor is the only way to deal with reality.

      Seriously.. this thing was built with the explicit purpose of raining death down on people.

      And lookee, it apparently did the job it was built to do....
      Only on people we've all decided "deserved" to keep their lives.

      Unlike the people this thing was *intended* to kill.

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    36. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They must be running Windows Vista RCE (robotic cannon edition)

    37. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Damarkus13 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      That's complete bullshit.

      My father is a paramedic, and some of the jokes that circle the station after a particularly gruesome scene would probably make you vomit. These men aren't deranged, dark humor is a very real way to deal with tragic events. These men are psycologically evaluated from time to time and the psycologists never seem to have any problem with dark humor. One has gone so far as to tell my father it is a COMMON coping mechanism, especially when one is trying to remain abstracted from the trauma.

      I'm not saying they make these jokes at funerals (that's just called tact) or in the presense of civilians, but pull your head out of your ass and realize that laughter is a powerful healing tool.

    38. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh come on, these were military types quite happy to kill others, which died. no need to get precious about it.

    39. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People die every moment, every day. If one couldn't make jokes because someone died then he wouldn't make jokes at all. Never.

    40. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was nine people you insensitive clod!

      *sob*

    41. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. I really hate it when people talk about 'how terrible' it is when they see X people died in some event. Yeah, it's too bad, wish it didn't happen, I really do, but that's life. Its no sadder than anything else that's not in the news. Course, I've never actually had the balls to say that out loud.

    42. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Sleepy · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm and dark humor is how the human psyche deals with such a dangerous, scary idea. Not everyone is this way though...

      Ever hear a cancer sufferer make a wisecrack about their condition? I have, more than once.

      It's obviously MORE sick to think of robot weapons, robot terrorists, and robotic 'crowd control' as soon as it is cost effective. Note that I did not say 'bug free'.

      The first country with an effective robot force will be a danger to the world.
      It is the human cost that makes war expensive. With robots, Iraq wouldn't be a problem, neither would Iran, or East LA for that matter. Without the cost, there's no reason to EVER end a war.

    43. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ravenshrike · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously you haven't spent any real time with paramedics, ER Personnel, or ex-frontline combat soldiers. Gallows humor is a time-tested method of sanity retainment. Even though I am none of the above, I know that if I didn't laugh at all the stupid shit that goes on in the world I would have killed myself a long damned time ago. It's entirely too fucking depressing.

    44. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by plover · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let's see you cracking a joke about the robot at the funeral if it was *your* son in the casket.
      I did. It was the only way I could react to my father's death. It's who I am. I hurt fiercely, I was crying hard, and when my mom and I stepped into her kitchen I had to say something, so I cracked a quiet joke. It broke the tension, and made us feel just a tiny bit normal.

      That's coping, using humor. It happens in real life.

      In this forum, however, nine South Africans are truly remote. They're about as far outside my monkey sphere as humans can get. You wanna joke about them? Fine by me. You want to complain about the jokers because you don't think people really deal with tragedy that way? You're quite wrong.

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    45. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think I'm too old for this stuff. It seems like these days, if I mention to a younger software developer that even now Robocop is still one of the scariest films I've ever seen, they assume it's because of the ketchup effects. Ever watch the special commentary on Hellraiser? They interview the original makeup guys and they're like "Yeah, we were trying to go for something really horrific with the Cenobites, something that would make you sit back and go 'Holy fucking Christ, what happened to these people?' Give you a real shock reaction." Then they cut to the body modification freaks. "So we saw this and thought yeah, this is something we want to do to ourselves." The makeup guys thought they were making a horror movie, not a fashion statement. Reminds me of the comment "Hey, neocons! 1984 wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual!"
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    46. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let me see if I understand you. This bunch of people design weapons with the specific purpose of killing other people. Their weapons backfire and kill them instead, and you think I should feel sorry for them. Screw that, sounds like justice to me.

    47. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Enlightenment · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It wasn't really for raining death down on people. It was an antiaircraft cannon, which is presumably used defensively against military aircraft.

    48. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ghostunit · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I wasn't referring to that kind of thing. Perhaps I wasn't specific enough, but to get a sense of the kind of things I was referring to please re-read the example I wrote.

      I don't think any one jokes about things such as the suffering or loss of a loved one, having one's own dreams crushed, etc. And I'm pretty sure that the people who really cared about these killed people (if any) won't be coping with the incident by making cheap jokes or clever remarks.

    49. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      Yuh huh, tell that to my father, who's gone through (and is going through) some pretty awful treatments for multiple myeloma, and has been joking about it the whole time. Chemo's a great diet program.. and losing your hair from it isn't half bad, saves you the bother of shaving.

      Then there's a list of things he's said joking about his.. using his words.. tiny peepee, thanks to all the steroids he's been on. I try not to really remember those things, but if you can joke about horrific treatments AND a tiny penis, I'm pretty sure you can joke about anything.

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    50. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by mgv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously you haven't spent any real time with paramedics, ER Personnel, or ex-frontline combat soldiers. Gallows humor is a time-tested method of sanity retainment. Even though I am none of the above, I know that if I didn't laugh at all the stupid shit that goes on in the world I would have killed myself a long damned time ago. It's entirely too fucking depressing.


      Yes, one of the most funny lines I ever heard was during a resusicitation of a sad young man who, having been discharged out of a psych ward for depression went straight to a train line, and jumped in front of the oncoming train.

      The train was a high speed one, and he succeeded in going through the windscreen and ending up with the train driver. Severe injuries to both arms and legs plus possible head and neck injuries, but actually it was a survivable set of injuries. In the end he lost both legs over this, so he really did have something extra to make him depressed after this.

      The train was moving so fast that it basically made it all the way down to the next train station before pulling to a stop.

      During the initial resuscitation everything was really intense. We couldn't even get a drip in him initially as both arms and legs were out of action, and his neck was in a collar.

      After about 30 minutes of really hard work stabilising him, one of the surgical consultants arrived, and the story thus far was told to them as they were looking in the resus bay.

      The surgeons immediate comment on hearing the story, without blinking, was:

      "So you mean he didn't get booked for travelling without a ticket?"

      It was the funniest thing I had heard that week, and absolutely everyone lost it.

      Strange as it may sound, it really helped the team spirit and we continued on to salvage what we could out of a bad situation.

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    51. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Degrees · · Score: 1
      Humor is pain, purposely inflicted, when everyone understands it's a joke.

      Is the death of people painful? Check. Is the possibility of a software glitch causing death painful? Check. Would the notification of your impending death due to software glitch be painful? Check. Did the poster purposely present you with this possibility to make you experience this pain? Check. Does everyone understand that the poster doesn't actually want people to go through the horror of being notified that the robot will kill them in 30 seconds? Check.

      It's a joke. It's meant to be painful*.

      (Should you disagree, go ahead and try to find something funny that doesn't inflict pain).

      The difference between cruelty and humor is the intent behind the delivery.

      This comment would be cruel if the robot really was programmed to taunt people with their death and then kill them. Nobody believes that this is the case though.

      Is it sad that nine people lost their lives? Certainly. Does that preclude a joke about Robocop and the horrors of automated weapons? I don't think so. It's not like anyone wanted those soldiers to die. That's why the joke is funny.



      *And if you look hard enough, you'll find that we only tease those we love. I don't know if it is a defense mechanism or a bonding act or a challenge to strengthen trust - but invariably, the fun comes from applying pain that is obviously not-what-any-of-us-would-want. This is why self-deprecating humor is so good within groups of strangers. Everyone gets a laugh, but no-one gets hurt (except the funny guy who has shoulders broad enough to take it).

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    52. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      Tell that to all the shells which don't hit the aircraft.

    53. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does the robotic aspect make this any different from a fatal bridge collapse or a tire failure? IMHO it's the same.

    54. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Kadmos · · Score: 1

      It's funny the kind of commecnts you get from people involved in MVA's. One lady wanted me to shred her blank check which was in the boot of the car. Sure, I thought thats a reasonable request, but if I was there sitting my car with my legs crushed, blood spewing out of my face and torso and a car engine in he passenger seat I think I might have asked for a beer.

    55. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Magnifique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Where is that deep phsycological analysis of humanity coming from?

      I invite you to come to Israel and hear stand-up comedies about (among other things) the holocaust, suicide bombings and war.

      The fact that its "not politically correct" in the American World Picture as it is today does not make it true.

      If anything - The American TV dominance taught us the exact opposite - That one has to value "political correctness" above all else human emotion, will or need, even when that will or need is the normal, open and proper form of reaction.

    56. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by AJWM · · Score: 1

      people rarely, if ever, joke about something anything that affects and hurts them

      Two or three days after my dad died (I was 23) I started quoting Monty Python's parrot sketch to a friend on the phone who was having trouble grasping what I was talking about. Mind, the day of, I wouldn't have appreciated that at all.

      By the time of the wake there were plenty of us cracking jokes. Dad would have appreciated it.

      Shit happens. Deal and move on.

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    57. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by AJWM · · Score: 3, Informative

      Even if the fire button was completely manual things could still go wrong.

      Absolutely. I was on the range once when the guy a couple of spots over had the mechanism fail (never did find out if it was dirt or breakage) on his FN and it started firing full auto without his hand anywhere near the trigger. Fortunately he (and/or the sergeant that was on him almost immediately) had the presence of mind to keep it pointed downrange until it emptied.

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    58. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever Military or Police forces are killed it is a matter of rejoicing.

    59. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by AJWM · · Score: 1

      I use my giant robot cannon for hunting, you insensitive clod.

      Bandersnatchi, no doubt.

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    60. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you save the lives of all those soldiers, airmen and sailors, they will probably go about their business and kill a lot of people.

    61. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, pull your head out of your ass and realize it's a different thing to make jokes to cope with horrible things you've seen, versus making jokes to cope with a loss of a close family member. To apply it to your example, what if your mom (your father's wife) died and he was on the call, would he still make jokes back at the station about it?

    62. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by shinmai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it certainly doesn't make these soldiers any less dead

      I think it's more important to note, that it doesn't make them more dead, or kill additional soldiers, either. And really, thousands of far more tragic deaths happen each day. There are children being molested all over the world as I write this. Sorry if I don't lose myself over some minor military casualties while developing more efficent ways to kill people.

      And like the Parent said, laughing does make the world a better place. When unfamiliar people find something commonly humorous, it really brings them together in a really strong way..

      Yeah, I'm an idealist hippie, shoot me (whith a robotic cannon).

    63. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, DO NOT welcome our out of control people killing robotic overlords.

    64. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by profplump · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, it's totally different.

      You see, it's not just a structural failure of the support system for the (at least as far as reported) otherwise working gun, it's a structural failure of the support system for the otherwise working robotic gun. Apparently. I'll admit the difference doesn't seem important to me either, but all comments here have convinced me that adding the word "robot" to any story involving a mechanical failure is grounds for anti-technology panic.

      And remember, those doors at the supermarket aren't just automatic, they're... ROBOTIC. OH NOES!!1! THE SUPERMARKET DOORS COULD KILL SOMEONE IF THEIR SUPPORT TRACK FALL OFF THE WALL. WE MUST REMOVE ALL ROBOTS TO SAVE THE CHILDRENS.

    65. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by pseudochaos · · Score: 1

      As both an ex-soldier, paramedic, and an ER tech (91W/68W) I can vouch for this.

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    66. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 1

      I teach robotics (on a VERY basic) level to high school kids. I explain that there are some really peculiar people out there who watch movies like Terminator and think "Hey that's cool! I wanna build a killer robot" and who then spend their professional careers trying to build machines that will lower our position in the food chain. :( They just don't sense the danger. Just like those designing artificial brains, smart weapons, doomsday plagues, better nukes......

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    67. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but who will save them from minor loss of life ?!

    68. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Kind of like my response to Slashdotters objecting to an automated weapon designed to shoot down cruise missiles, which leave too little reaction time for human-controlled defenses to counter, which save lives of soldiers, airmen, and sailors from massive loss of life.

      Thereby allowing the ship those sailors are on board of to launch its own cruise missiles and kill other people instead. Which is all fine and good if you happen to like the sailors more than their enemy, but shifting the death toll from one side to another is hardly the same as "saving lives".

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    69. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by bentcd · · Score: 2, Funny

      once they work out the bugs they'll be overrunning everybody else I think it'll take a little more effort than just a few rounds of work-out at the local gym for mere bugs to be overrunning us. Now, if instead they could arrange for an automated gamma ray "accident" in army ant territory, /then/ we're talking . . .
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    70. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Let's see you cracking a joke about the robot at the funeral if it was *your* son in the casket

      I did. It was our second daughter, not a son. I was not going to bottle it up, so I cracked a joke. Don't remember what it was, doesn't matter. And yes, the laughter was a bit hysterical, and there were tears involved too. And yes, I am an Australian, maybe we're different that way.

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    71. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by fusion9290991 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm South African, and this story was all over the news for a couple of days. Seeing the people in the hospital with some of their limbs blown off wasn't a pleasant sight, but there's a consensus here that the whole thing went pear shaped because of inadequate training, and quite probably inadequate maintenance on the machinery.

      A bit of background:
      Since the government changed from white-run to black about 15 years ago, almost nothing has been done to keep our military equipment up to scratch. We went from having one of the best (sizewise) defence forces in the world to one that "loses" millions of dollars worth of equipment in war torn countries like the Congo and Sudan. And by equipment, I mean armoured cars, transport vehicles, artillery, grenades, millions of rounds of ammo, you name it. When called to account, the minister of defense (Mosiuoa "Terror" Lekota, I kid you not!) basically said that all armies lose equipment, and that he's not even going to bother looking into it. There's lots of things they won't look into these days. Even when our own health minister expounds on the value of garlic, lemon juice and beetroot as a cure for HIV, she's completely backed by all her cronies in the SA gvt. But I digress...

      In an effort to bring our defence force back up to scratch, a number of black former anti-apartheid "struggle heroes" got involved in buying about R40bn (about US$6.5bn) worth of materiel from overseas arms companies based in Sweden, Germany and others. Corruption and kickbacks were so rife at this point that even the Germans are still trying to untangle the South African side of things (our government doesn't believe in transparency when it looks like president Thabo Mbeki might be involved, and he was, which is why the investigations keep stalling). But to give you an idea, the SA government purchased some new corvettes for what passes for our Navy, which are too expensive to run. Last I heard they were sitting in dry dock, because it was going to be too expensive to maintain them if they actually put them in the water and used them for exercises. I'm not sure who we'd be defending ourselves against anyway, actually...

      More than to 40% of our military (which is about 90% black now) is infected with HIV, and half of them don't know which end of an automatic rifle is which. They lose or sell their weapons and ammunition to criminal syndicates which use them for cash-in-transit heists (there's at least 2 a day, they don't even make the papers any more unless the guards in the armoured cars died a more gruesome death than usual). They also use them in armed home invasions, where a group of 3-10 armed blacks will burst into a home, torture and rape and kill the homeowners and families (usually white) before making off with the family car and a few electrical goods. We have about 55 murders a day (conservative estimate, (think a tour bus full of people)), roughly 144 rapes a day, and about 880 burglaries a day in this country, all aided indirectly by incompetent military and police personnel. That may not sound like much, until you work it out, to about 50,000 people die. every. single. year. And those are just the ones reported. And it's getting worse. Have a look at what's going on in an average suburb in Pretoria (name sooned to be changed to "Tshwane", see below). http://search.news24.com/search?s=NWS&ref=NWS&q=Lynnwood&imageField.x=0&imageField.y=0/. This page covers just the last 3 months, more links at bottom.

      Many of you will nod your heads and go "yeah well, you deserve it after apartheid", but there's a couple of things you need to realise. 1. that most other countries that have at some stage practised (or still practise) some form of racial segregation. That doesn't make it right, but the only main difference between those countries and ours is that SA had an actual word for it. "Apartheid" basically means "separateness" in

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    72. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      (Should you disagree, go ahead and try to find something funny that doesn't inflict pain).

      My dog once farted so loudly when asleep that it scared itself awake.

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    73. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by DaggertipX · · Score: 1

      YOU may not cope with things this way. A lot of people do cope with tragedy with humor. Just because you don't understand part of the spectrum of human emotion, don't feel bad, we all experience it differently. I don't feel the need to relate a personal experience on a public forum, but trust me, I understand where the urge to laugh away a serious situation comes from. It is normal, it is human, and like many things human - not everyone deals with it the same way.

    74. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      The fact that anybody is joking about 9 people losing their lives sickens mean. Have you all truly lost touch with reality to the point that the loss of human life is completely lost on you? Seriously?

      You're right, it has to be said. I feel so sorry for those poor, poor people who chose to devote their lives to working on making equipment expressly designed to kill and maim human beings indiscriminately. They deserve our unreserved sympathy.

    75. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ghostcorps · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It really must be an Aussie thing. My mate is a cop, last month he had to tell a nun, that her wheelchair-bound brother had lost control down a hill and drowned in a duck pond.

      But when she asked how he died, he could barely hold a straight face so he told her to ask at the hospital.

      Later she saw him and said, "No wonder you couldn't tell me how he died". Seems, she nearly pissed herself laughing at the hospital. She also told him to practice more, he'd given himself away with a tiny lift at the corner of his mouth when she asked.

      Personally, I don't get what a period of mourning achieves. Losing someone leaves any empty place, but I wouldn't want anyone to waste a moment of their life mourning the loss of mine. Why is it that the west treats death as some kind of divine punishment, and the east tend to celebrate it?

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    76. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by nikanj · · Score: 1

      Actually, when my grandpa was dying the hospital staff had to ask us to be quiet because the laughter was bothering the other patients. The person laughing hardest? My grandad.

    77. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by kylegordon · · Score: 1

      That's crap. People use humour to deal with tragedy and loss all over the world.

      Years ago my grandpa died on the operating table. I had ridden in the ambulance with him, and just before the operation he reminded me not to use all the petrol in his car whilst he recovered. He didn't recover, and the surgeon came out later to give us his ring and spectacles and asked if there was anything else we would require. My dad asked if I wanted his false teeth or his TV. Naturally I went for the latter. In tears, absolutely stricken down with emotion standing in a hospital corridor, we had small moment of humour.

      This isn't a 3rd person story, or an unfounded claim. It happened to my dad and I. Now you tell me that I'm a hypocrite and that humour never happens in this scenario?

    78. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by elp · · Score: 1

      The inquest hasn't even started properly so no one has a clue what really happened.

      There have been reports that this was the first live fire exercise for a lot of the soldiers also current South African army has a reputation for being more than a little incompetent. The old South African army were a bunch of psycho racists, but were very good at their jobs, not surprisingly a huge number of senior people were pushed out when the government changed and the organizational knowledge about why safety is a good thing has been destroyed by a group of politicians who think that standards are a racist colonial idea.

    79. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by witte · · Score: 1

      It depends on your life experience and the thickness of your skin, I guess.

      One man's cynicism is another man's humour. The latter probably has more life experience and deals with it through a sense humour that may seem offending and inappropriate to the former.

      If you've never seen a murder scene, it's shocking if you do, and you'd need some time to deal with it if it's staring you in the face. Then again, most people relate to the morbid oneliners made by tv actors playing detectives and laugh heartily. We are desensitized to TV violence and related jokes... meanwhile we can't swear on TV or show a nice rack of tits. Same thing.

      Under stressful situations, it's often difficult dealing with hyper-sensitive types that try to impose political correctness and are offended, for example, by things George Carlin might say, just because they close their eyes to the sometimes grotesque unpleasantries of reality.

      Humour helps put things in perspective.
      If bad stuff happens, the humour will be either dark/sarcastic/cynical/laconic, or irrelevant.

      It's important to know your audience, though. No use offending the people around you to prove what a badass you are by poking fun at things you know are painful to them.

    80. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      yea one time i laughed so hard a cut i had instantly healed! Also, people need to lighten up. It seems people dont want other people to deal with problems in their own way cuz it someone keeps them from dealing with their problems or something i dunno some people are crazy.

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    81. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by buck-yar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would you rather be on the front lines of a war, or be controlling a robot that is?

    82. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 1

      I'd rather be controlling a robot that's getting me a cold beer and that isn't planning to kill me in my sleep.

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    83. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I teach robotics (on a VERY basic) level to high school kids. I explain that there are some really peculiar people out there who watch movies like Terminator and think "Hey that's cool! I wanna build a killer robot" and who then spend their professional careers trying to build machines that will lower our position in the food chain. :( They just don't sense the danger. Just like those designing artificial brains, smart weapons, doomsday plagues, better nukes...... Yup. And I'm not even looking at it from a robot uprising perspective. Strong AI may or may not happen but I think it's going to be far, far off, like practical fusion power. But in the meantime, weak AI robotics is coming along nicely, predator drones and SWORDS robots, etc. Just look at the anti-democracy crackdown in Burma, that shows you the power of force when applied against the people. There were reports that some of the military units were wavering, having second thoughts about killing civilians and monks. An automated gun doesn't care. We've already got that level of distance with aerial bombing. We killed what was it, twenty civilians trying to take out Saddam the opening night of the war? We've got Marines on trial for deliberately raping and murdering civilians up close and personal but we gave medals to guys doing the indiscriminate killing from the air. We act like it's different, like accidentally killing dozens of people in an air attack is different from shooting them up close and personal. Wow, I'm sure their families will see that distinction exactly the same way we do. And when our cruise missiles go off-course and hit the wrong target, they're going to realize that's entirely different from when a suicide bomber does the same thing with two tons of explosive in a truck. "Sorry, my bad."

      Automated weapons are going to make the blood cost of war (to us) too low. We need casualties in the millions before our dumb monkey brains can figure out it's a bad idea, sometimes not even then.
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    84. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by eam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Picture my family sitting around the corpse of my grandfather. He didn't want a funeral or burial. He was going to be cremated. We were there to say good-bye. My father (his son) said, "Wouldn't you shit if he sat up and said 'April Fool!'" (it was April 1st). We all had a good laugh.

      My wife, an optometrist, dreamed of having her own practice. She has had her own practice for ten years and it remains a dismal failure. We are scratching and crawling out from under the debt we incurred, and eventually we'll reach the point where we'll be able to more or less survive. I'll never be able to retire. Neither will she. We won't be able to send our kids to college the way our parents sent us. Nevertheless, it is a constant source of humor. If we didn't joke about it, I think we would lose our minds.

      People *do* joke about the suffering and loss of their loved ones, they joke about having their own dreams crushed. So, when you say you don't think anyone does, you're wrong. Maybe not everyone. But people do, and it is valid. In fact, it is just as valid for someone not directly involved.

    85. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by stjobe · · Score: 1

      An automated gun doesn't care. We've already got that level of distance with aerial bombing.

      Hey bartender over here, two more shots and two more beers
      Sir turn up the TV sound, the war has started on the ground
      Just love those laser guided bombs, they're really great for righting wrongs
      You hit the target and win the game, from bars 3,000 miles away
      3,000 miles away
      We play the game with the bravery of being out of range
      We zap and maim with the bravery of being out of range
      We strafe the train with the bravery of being out of range
      We gained terrain with the bravery of being out of range
      With the bravery of being out of range
      We play the game with the bravery of being out of range
        - Roger Waters, The Bravery Of Being Out Of Range
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    86. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ezdude · · Score: 1

      Damn! I should have known everyone would beat me to the Robocop reference.

    87. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

      > Have you all truly lost touch with reality to the point that the loss of
      > human life is completely lost on you? Seriously?

      I would say that's pretty accurate even though you got modded funny.
      Tragedy has turned into entertainment in the United States.
      Example blurb* from cnn.com this morning:

          Don't Miss
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      [*] - http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/weather/10/18/midwest.storms/index.html?iref=topnews

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    88. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by thegnu · · Score: 1

      Nope, unlike what tv may have taught you, people rarely, if ever, joke about something anything that affects and hurts them.

      I imagine I wouldn't joke more than once at the funeral, but humor is an excellent stress reliever. Plus, I try to take a more spiritual viewpoint in life (though I can't say I'm wonderfully successful). Things that are in the past are in the past. Stopping myself from laughing at something because it's related to some pain in my past seems like a pretty shallow thing to do.

      But that's just me.
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    89. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      What cracks me up is that you've been modded 5; Funny.

      Would being all sad and mopey bring make them less dead? They are 9 strangers, they're way the hell outside my monkey sphere. 9 people died in my zip code in the past few days, i'm sure. But i don't have the time or sanity to spare to mourn them. When i die all of 10 people might shed a tear on that day. The other 6 billion people on the planet will call it "Tuesday". It's not about being callous, it's sanity management. i'm sorry these guys died (while working on a device meant to kill people). i feel bad for their families. But in the grand scheme of things, it's no big deal to me personally. i get a bit choked up when i see road kill. When i see a funeral procession i pull over immediately. i'm not callous, i just have more important things to do than mourn people on the other side of a planet.

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    90. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you're a whiny asshole, don't assume the rest of us are.

    91. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      Out of /beta/. :-) Hence the releasing on time. You have to pronounce beta the American (I think) way though.

    92. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by suprcvic · · Score: 1

      I'm not suggesting anybody mourn them, but at least show a little bit of respect for the dead regardless of what caused their death. Sure there's a bit of irony in how they died but it's nothing to joke or mock. Just because it's words on a computer screen and not a funeral procession makes no difference.

    93. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hunting giant robots?

    94. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      You must have missed my Grandma's funeral. We got all 16 grand children there, 16 to 32, this hasn't happened since we were very young as we are geographically all across the country.

      Uncle: "Alright, everyone line up according to age, this is probably the last time we'll all be together"
      My Mom: "Yeah, grandma's only going to die once".

      Was she crying, yes, were all of us crying, yes. But it was still funny. And this was just one such instance, the whole day was like this. Yes the actual ceremony was very somber, but the rest of the time was spent recalling crazy stuff grandma would do. I didn't realize it until I was much older, but she almost always had a bottle of Bailey's on her, etc, etc.

      Speak for yourself. Don't speak for the rest of us.

    95. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      It's unimaginable to me that we don't just imprison people who make or purchase firearms. Who wants to be shot? What else is a gun good for?
      How would you imprison the people who make and purchase firearms if you have no firearms of your own to subdue them and force them into prison.

      If the organisation currently in control of a country (the government) gave up it's weapons they would just be overthrown by another organisation that kept theirs. Do you really belive that the new government would be as nice as your current one (yes the governments of western europen nations do have thier flaws but in general they manage to create a much nicer situation for thier citizenry than most recently formed dictatorships).

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    96. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was born in SA in 1981 and we moved to Denmark in 1983 - it pains me every time I hear about whats going on, I might not have lived there for long, but some part of me still think of it as home.

      Apartheid sucked, but what happened in SA was a complete reversal ending up in something I still think of as Apartheid, but the other way around, the problem now being theres absolutely no cash flow into the country to help it stabilize. To be honest the way I see it, in a few years 90-99% percent of the people will be in the process of dying or dead (well we all are, they are going faster) and at that point there might be enough incentive to get the country back on tracks (from the rest of the world).

      Oh and as an after note, I always feel like beating people up who thinks the black people have the right to SA, those who where there first are already gone, the Europeans was in SA before the people we think of as the rightful owners came.

    97. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I was on the range once when the guy a couple of spots over had the mechanism fail (never did find out if it was dirt or breakage) on his FN and it started firing full auto without his hand anywhere near the trigger. Fortunately he (and/or the sergeant that was on him almost immediately) had the presence of mind to keep it pointed downrange until it emptied. Happened to me as well.
      Interesting sidenote to know about these is that the ejection of the spent cartridges tends to rotate the weapon if you let it fire on its own.
      So as the well trained monkey that he was he stood up and announced a "firing incident" while the 200 rounds were happily chugging away.
      There too it was caught on time.

      We had some interesting times when I was in the military with some apparently decerebrated individuals...
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    98. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      We killed what was it, twenty civilians trying to take out Saddam the opening night of the war? We've got Marines on trial for deliberately raping and murdering civilians up close and personal but we gave medals to guys doing the indiscriminate killing from the air. We act like it's different, like accidentally killing dozens of people in an air attack is different from shooting them up close and personal.

      Well, the very fact that it take changed state of mind to do the latter but not the former is what discriminates the two. You'll lock up those guys who seem more likely to be behaving anomalously and perhaps may do it again some time later, some place nearer home.

      I am not defending blind hi-tech killings though. To victims and their families it sure makes little difference. Only benefit (in partial worldview) is that killers' minds are not traumatized by seeing inflicted suffering, so they can function as normal humans upon their return into general population. This hypocrisy is embedded into system and enforced by controlling media and censoring disturbing and accusing reports that could encumber "uninformed killers' " consciences. Like in some Godwinesque examples, every person "just" does his duty (human machines, no thinking about it) and there is no hard feelings toward "unfortunate" victims - it had been enough for most grave and most massive systematic crimes in history (such as Inquisition trials, for instance... their reports and journals are SO filled with love, understanding and compassion for defendants...).

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    99. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by man+and+machine · · Score: 0, Troll
      I'm from south africa too and this post is just emabassing. 'since the government changed from white-run to black about 15 years ago'? 'a bit of background'?

      your little racist rant bares absolutely no relevance to the actual accident. if you really want to go comparing the state of the army to pre-aparthied days then it's worth bearing in mind that army needed to be a well oiled machine to keep 'them' (as you so affectionately put it) in order. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_South_Africa_in_the_apartheid_era#State_security)

      what happened was a tradedy. and you're right, poor maintainance is a highly likely cause too. but using this incident to justify your racist beliefs is just pathetic and sad.

    100. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      depends on the circumstance, if my sons death was some how ironic I would take some solace in that. I may not express those feelings to other loved ones however, not unless I thought it was really funny.

      A good friend of mine died from a car accident with a drunk driver. It sucked, he was a good guy. After he was in the ground the only thing I could really think about was "At least it would be more difficult for him to come back as a zombie when hes in that coffin."

      Yea I know I'm going to hell, but that thought really did help me cope with his death.

      IANAGC - (I am not a grief counselor)

    101. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by delong · · Score: 1

      When one side has a decided advantage that allows them to defeat the defenses of the enemy and inflict sufficient damage to get the enemy to submit quickly, that saves lives. The goal of warfare isn't to kill people, it is to get the other side to realize they can't achieve their political goals and surrender. The more effective your defenses are, the less net loss of life.

    102. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      To quote Robert Heinlein:

      "We laugh because it hurts too much to cry"

      I agree with what the great master wrote. All jokes revolve around humans dealing with pain to other people. Humor is man kind's way of distancing ourselves so we don't go INSANE from the absolute horror that sometimes happens in this world.

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    103. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Denial93 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Huh? You mean on 9/11, 2.5% of fatalities worldwide were due to terrorism? And since then, terrorist deaths have practically flatlined, with rarely more than 0.01%, way behind pulmonary heart diseases, the flu, starvation, war, crime, work accidents, motorvehicle crashes and all sorts of other causes? You mean it doesn't make sense to throw terabucks into the War On Terror when relatively cheap nutrition programmes could save 27000 lives per day?

      What is this, a remaining pocket of common sense?

    104. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Dread_ed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be fair to history, the "cruise missile off course" problem is a nice trade off for "razing an entire city, raping, enslaving, or killing the entire polulation, stealing all the valuables, and toying with the captives by seeing who can skin one completely without letting a single drop of blood fall."

      Warfare, as recently as the second world war, was not limited by counting civilian casualties. And yet many of our refined and erudite citizens now take it as the norm, lamenting even one collateral kill. It is truly amazing the indoctrinal effects of "civilization;" sufficient even to erase the survival capabilities of hundreds of thousands of years of evolution in a few generations. Hopefully we never meet an enemy who has not learned to sublimate their instincts in the pursuit of some dubious higher morality.

      As for automated weapons kiling indiscriminately, I think they are just suffering from an acute self-actualization crisis.

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    105. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I was on a long-distance drive when the second Iraq invasion began. I had the surreal experience of listening to "Wildest Dreams" by Asia on CD, then changing to the radio and hearing that the shooting had started again.

    106. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by redGiraffe · · Score: 1


      I am South African, previously classified as 'white' under apartheid.

      I'm not going to go into your post in detail, because, well, its long and completely off topic, but a couple of things to help our international readers:

      A major point is that South Africa went from 'white' rule to multiracial rule, not black rule. It just so happens that most of our country men have a darker skin than us and that is represented in the government. The previous government was absolutely great and safe as long as you were 'white' (this should be a duh! moment for you), if you weren't, well, the pale skins' kids could beat you up for your weakly wage without fear of incrimination or rape your daughters, sister or mothers because, well, they weren't human so who cares.

      So, along comes first democratic government that has to pay back the previous government's debts (including all the money spent on the army. The army wasn't that great either btw - cuba came over and kicked our butts, and a lot of 'troupies' got shot up by friendly fire too) so, for instance, the police used to protecting a tenth of the population has to protect everybody, well, well, change is hell.

      There is also a certain amount of resentment against people going on about how great it was when we were 'white'.

      Anyway, South Africa is not a safe place, its scary as hell sometimes, but I'd rather bring my daughters up here than in Europe or North America.

    107. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      To be fair to history, the "cruise missile off course" problem is a nice trade off for "razing an entire city, raping, enslaving, or killing the entire polulation, stealing all the valuables, and toying with the captives by seeing who can skin one completely without letting a single drop of blood fall." Yeah. It's amazing when you consider what happened less than a hundred years ago in WWI, 10,000 dying in a day and people just taking it stoically, like that's the way things are, who are they to question it.

      Warfare, as recently as the second world war, was not limited by counting civilian casualties. And yet many of our refined and erudite citizens now take it as the norm, lamenting even one collateral kill. It is truly amazing the indoctrinal effects of "civilization;" sufficient even to erase the survival capabilities of hundreds of thousands of years of evolution in a few generations. Hopefully we never meet an enemy who has not learned to sublimate their instincts in the pursuit of some dubious higher morality. It would really depend on the kind of war we found ourselves in. Ever since WWII, we've been fighting wars of convenience. National survival was not at stake, just our strategic interests. Truthfully, we couldn't afford the cost of doing things biblically, killing off entire populations and resettling their lands with our own people. I'm of the opinion that war is a failure of diplomacy and the only unavoidable war is when you are facing an opponent who is not a rational actor, whose interests go beyond living peacefully with his fellow man. Hitler could have been stopped early on if the Allies from WWI put their feet down and did something about him in the 30's. A country like Japan, I don't think there's much that could have been done to avoid that war because their imperial ambitions didn't just conflict with European and American colonial interests, they were looking to completely take over an entire hemisphere. Their national psyche was so geared towards martial valor and samurai dick-swinging, they were going to get into a war with the west sooner or later. But Iraq, by comparison, a total war of convenience. Saddam volunteered to go into exile if he could keep a billion in looted assets. We could have done that and had a peaceful succession in leadership there. Of course, that wasn't the goal, taking over the country and privatizing oil assets was the goal, whoopie.

      As for automated weapons kiling indiscriminately, I think they are just suffering from an acute self-actualization crisis. Was the gun in a black trenchcoat?
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    108. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TWENTY seconds to comply.

      Please don't butcher the classics!

    109. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Chuffpole · · Score: 0

      True... most days the TV news can be summed up as : "and here are the newest, most innovative, original and spectacular ways people have died suddenly today".
      Bonus points for extra "it could happen to YOU too!" factor. :o)

    110. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by timeOday · · Score: 1

      You see, it's not just a structural failure of the support system for the (at least as far as reported) otherwise working gun, it's a structural failure of the support system for the otherwise working robotic gun.
      But for that matter, what if it had been a failure in the software rather than a structural failure? Sometimes engineered systems fail, software and/or hardware. For instance, the Ariane 5 rocket exploded to a software failure. That's too bad, but then many rockets have failed to reach orbit over the years. I don't think a software failure is any more shameful or unexpected than failing ceramic tiles or a broken fuel line or anything else that causes rockets to fail.
    111. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ozgood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every army that wants to be good needs to be a well oiled machine. Otherwise accidents like this happen regularly.

      The parents "racist beliefs" broken down were:

      The post apartheid government is black. True
      Corruption is running rampid in SA, which has a black government. True
      HIV is climbing faster than curruption. True
      SA is now dangerous. True
      SA government (which again happens to be black) spends money on needless things rather than helping the people. True

      The facts are that in the post apartheid era, things in South Africa are in fact worse. I dont think it's a black thing vs. a white thing, but when anybody points out these above facts they are called racist.

      Your issue shouldn't be with the parent being racist, it should be with your government being accountable to the above issues, whether the government happens to be black or white it doesnt matter.

      Sadly, most of Africa seems to be following this trend which is a shame.

    112. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ozgood · · Score: 1

      you had me until the last statement. good luck with that

    113. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      It's also traditional to crack jokes at Irish funerals (or wakes). A "traditional" Irish wake is usually just a bunch friends and family sitting around drinking talking about the person who died and cracking jokes. When my grandfather died that's what we all did. The guy who did his eulogy at the funeral even started it off with a joke.

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    114. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your really quite clueless, aren't you.

      Let's look at it from a few angles:
      1) We don't go to war, they continue to bomb and kill both themselves and us (oh wait, I forgot how peaceful Afghanistan was with the Taliban in control, yes women don't need the right to vote or anything)
      2) We go to war, but we do it all at the front lines and avoid the "automated air strikes" and have massive more amounts of deaths.
      3) We use technology to mitigate civilian losses, but realize there's no such thing as a bloodless war.

      Do you REALLY THINK most of these countries would do the same? Yes I can see it now... the Taliban always tries to avoid civilian losses, thats why they use Boeing Jet's as bombs or blow up coffee ships. But we have the odd missile go out of control and your like "ZOMG WE ARE THE EVIL!!!!!!"

      Like a post I saw said, you go around waving your anti war and hating the military over your tea, while that military goes out and gets shot up to protect your right to say that.

    115. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      How would you imprison the people who make and purchase firearms if you have no firearms of your own to subdue them and force them into prison.

      First, yes, there may be special circumstances. I can see that this argument, in abstracto, might justify the manufacture of, say, a few hundred of the devices, around the globe, to deal with the situation of rogue gunsmiths as it arose.

      But second, how does one use a gun to 'subdue' someone? We are talking about guns; surely this 'subdue' is a euphemism for 'kill'? I don't, personally, believe in posthumous trial any more than I believe in posthumous voting. There's a need to find another method. Talking to people is a traditional alternative first recourse, and works much better if the people you are talking to don't think you are just trying to buy time before you shoot them.

      And, yes, I do realise that I'm not addressing the issue of how we get there from here. This is largely because my real question is, what kind of idiots are we that we came here in the first place? I'm tired of the structure of debate that goes "it's so f***ed up now that we should no longer consider what would be better."

      So when you say,

      If the organisation currently in control of a country (the government) gave up it's weapons they would just be overthrown by another organisation that kept theirs.Do you really belive that the new government would be as nice as your current one (yes the governments of western europen nations do have thier flaws but in general they manage to create a much nicer situation for thier citizenry than most recently formed dictatorships).

      it sounds suspiciously as if you are agreeing with me: that more guns (and thus more use of force) generally means worse government. Is it really such a big step to the notion that such groups should, therefore, be prevented from having guns in the first place?

    116. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by rilister · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on your facts, since you know South Africa.
      But in my book:
      "Since 1994, 10 million more people have access to clean water." (http://www.dfid.gov.uk/countries/africa/southafrica.asp) ...is a good thing. I'm guessing this 10million people doesn't include your closest friends.

      If the black government is helping the citizens of South Africa, they should be applauded, shouldn't they? If not (maybe you're right), they should be voted out, right? And they can be now, since everyone in the country has the right to vote, don't they?

      Oh, RIGHT! That's the little difference between the Apartheid regime and now, isn't it? if you disagree, you (and everyone in SA) get to vote about it. Remember that that wonderful government you were talking about was an oppressive regime denying the vote to people based solely on the color of their skin.

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    117. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      That's what it was, I kept on looping through trying to figure it out what it was. Surprised that beta never occurred to me. And anyways I guess the robot is done and working, perhaps they should just sell it to the enemy and watch the hilarity ensue.

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    118. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ghostunit, you understand absolutely nothing whatsoever about psycology. You're flat out wrong. I'd bother to explain it to you but that would be pointless because you're a stupid fucking idiot.

    119. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by holy_calamity · · Score: 1

      New Scientist spoke to the guy from Jane's who literally wrote the book on land-based air defence - he says the gun involved is categorically not a robot. It was most likely a mechanical failure.

    120. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by iago-vL · · Score: 2, Funny

      All may not be lost, they might post your story tomorrow!

    121. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

      I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

    122. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      First, yes, there may be special circumstances. I can see that this argument, in abstracto, might justify the manufacture of, say, a few hundred of the devices, around the globe, to deal with the situation of rogue gunsmiths as it arose.
      I think you would find more "rouge gunsmiths" than a few hundred guns could deal with.

      But second, how does one use a gun to 'subdue' someone?
      normally the mere threat of pointing a number of loaded guns at someone is sufficiant to make them comply. If that fails shooting them in the legs or arms will probablly get them down.

      Talking to people is a traditional alternative first recourse, and works much better if the people you are talking to don't think you are just trying to buy time before you shoot them.
      Why would a criminal talk to the cops if he belives he can overpower them and get away?

      it sounds suspiciously as if you are agreeing with me: that more guns (and thus more use of force) generally means worse government. Is it really such a big step to the notion that such groups should, therefore, be prevented from having guns in the first place?
      IMO for the most part a stable government is better than frequent revoloutions or anarchy. The way you get a stable governement is by setting things up so to governement has more force at it's disposal than anyone else. Given that outlaws will manage to source guns (by smuggling if nessacery) the government must have guns that are as good or better.

      I do think though that you americans have gone a bit far with guns, allowing normal citizens to have handguns and even to get a license to hide them is not the most sensible idea IMO.

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    123. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Soo, ye're an idealistic hippy are ye? Weeel now I'd shoot ye for that but my wife's got the USB nerf missile launcher and won't let me have it except when I'm taking a nap on the couch. It's not safe tuning my sitar any more, or chanting "om" except quietly.

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    124. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by man+and+machine · · Score: 1
      i agree with all of the above, i wish i could argue otherwise especially on the topic of hiv and violence. but it's very easy to think all of this just start happening out of the blue when the black government took over. crime and violence was a problem under the aparthied government too. they just used the aparthied system to keep out it the white neighborhoods and the media. i take issue with white south africans who say, 'look at the state of the country now, things weren't so bad before. it's the black governments fault.' that's just not entirely true. you might not have been exposed to it if you were white, thanks to aparthied, but these problems are not new.

      the reason i pulled the racist card on the parent is because he immiediately framed the problem in terms of race and implying that it's all the black governments fault. that sounds pretty racist too me.

      i really wish we could just move on from it. the country is in a state, we all need to accept resposibility for it. the battle between the races might be the reason we're in this mess but it can't be a part of any sort of resolution.

      and for that to happen we need accountabity and transparency, something that both the current 'black' government and previous 'white' government were terrible at

    125. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by nicolasmendo · · Score: 1

      Why on earth is the parent modded:

      (Score:5, Funny)

      ??

      Is this being modded by some sort of killer robot?

    126. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ozgood · · Score: 1

      Agreed

    127. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by MightyMait · · Score: 1

      there's no such thing as a bloodless war. Maybe. There's definitely no such thing as a "necessary war".
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    128. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      That's when nationalism gets in the way of logic. The USA may have an economy on the verge of collapse, but even worse crime areas of the worst crime cities are relatively crime free compared to the average crime rate in the average sub-saharan African country. Children are kidnaped and raped by strangers in the US at a rate of about one per month or less. That's in a population of over 300,000,000, so you compare that rate to South Africa. Not that the US is the best place to live, but if I were to identify someplace I'd rather live, it's hard to just pickup and move.

    129. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      In general weapons don't save lives, what really saves lives is not going to war without good reasons...

    130. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Fight war not wars.

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    131. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by roscivs · · Score: 1

      The facts are that in the post apartheid era, things in South Africa are in fact worse.
      I think you should say they're far worse for whites. For blacks, things are slightly better.
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    132. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by ozgood · · Score: 1

      Maybe for some blacks but i was speaking in general (including blacks and whites). Interestingly enough i read an article this afternoon about a car jacking of SA's top regea artist (who's black) in which he was shot and died.

      The main thing i was trying to say is it's not racist to point out the faults of a government even if the government is black.

    133. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I sure hope they do. Then I can get first post

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    134. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      War is never a failure of diplomacy. Diplomacy is just a highly euphemistic (, weaselly) and polite form of communication, but war breaks out clearly out of real inability to attain equilibrium between forces of necessity.

      Some conflicts in distant past may have had stem from misunderstandings and miscommunication, but most conflicts today, with all this sophisticated diplomacy (and good language skills of professional diplomats) used, are essentially conflicts of interests. When there is a conflict of interests and one side has might on its side... There is no way fancy talk or bargaining could prevent the war when there simply is no solution satisfactory for both sides and one side can subdue another, which either calls a bluff or wouldn't comply in a million years (or so they think...before second atomic bomb falls on them and they learn something new about what is really unacceptable and what only looks like it).

      Believing diplomacy could solve just everything is similar to believing that talking BS slowly to someone will make that person believe it. BS stays BS.

    135. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Degrees · · Score: 1
      That's hilarious. :-D

      And of course, the pain is the embarrassment / stupidity of the poor dog. "Holy Cow! What was THAT?!?!?!"

      Thanks - that one's terrific.

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    136. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Nurf · · Score: 1

      I think you should say they're far worse for whites. For blacks, things are slightly better.

      Errr. Some of them. Maybe. For a while. The few that got into the power structure early are doing very well for themselves. The rest? Not so much. I have yet to see any real signs of a black middle class developing in SA. Wanna see how that turns out? Look at Nigeria.

      Life expectancy for blacks in SA is DOWN almost 30 YEARS since the new government took over. Diseases that were almost wiped out among the black population are back in force because corruption in the entities that used to deal with those diseases.

      Life expectancy for blacks in Zimbabwe is very very bad, especially if they live in one of the areas that voted against Mugabe last time around. It seems it's harder to get food there... Funny huh? I won't go into detail about torture during elections, or North Korean run death squads that have killed over a hundred thousand people.

      Certain behaviors are toxic, and they eventually hurt everybody. Color is a first world obsession. If it's about anything, it's about culture. People outside Africa really have no idea what cultures they are dealing with and just how different they are. South Africa is sliding into a hole because of policies like affirmative action, which in the local cultural context actually evaluates to a particularly corrosive form of nepotism. Couple this with cultures that also happen to be particularly weak in value systems that are pretty much required to make a first world country work, and you have a recipe for disaster.

      If you want to see what SA will look like in the future, look hard at Zimbabwe and Nigeria.

      Then, you might want to reconsider your stance. It's ignorant, short sighted, and shallow.

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    137. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by E++99 · · Score: 1

      It's because of us crazy neocons who think that preventing murder is more important than preventing death in general.

    138. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      There's definitely no such thing as a "necessary war".

      Only if you don't believe survival is necessary. For those who do believe in their survival and are placed in mortal peril then war is necessary, it is self defense.

    139. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by E++99 · · Score: 1

      It's unimaginable to me that we don't just imprison people who make or purchase firearms. Who wants to be shot? What else is a gun good for?

      Er, it's also good for shooting some other sap.

      Of course, people act like it makes a difference who is doing the killing. Americans are even fond of the notion that if they own the gun, it's ok, the only problem is when 'criminals' have guns - rather missing the point that by owning a gun they are undertaking a plan to kill somebody - from which it is readily concluded that they are criminals.

      Er, the fact that I'm planning on killing the first person who tries to break into my house and kill and rape my family does not make me a criminal. It makes me worthy of having a family. It further makes me a deterrent of criminals and an asset to my community.

      Even in the civilised world, it is widely held that it is legitimate for agents of the state to be armed. But guess what? A state that plans to kill people is a terrorist state, and has no legitimacy left - dead people, after all, cannot vote.

      Unassailable logic. Truly bulletproof. Also, people who even know what a gun looks like, are idealizing terrorism, and should be pushed off a cliff or clubbed to death.
    140. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Enlightenment · · Score: 1
      Or the people they hit. ;)

      But that doesn't mean it's for ground assaults.

    141. Re:ED-209 not available for comment by Alistar · · Score: 1

      My family has always been light-hearted

      When two of my grandparents died, one was tragic, one was "we knew it was coming" we made a few jokes at the funeral, heck it was part of the service. We told funny stories, remembered the times, all that sort of thing.

      It is perfectly reasonable to not have families collapse in a pile of unrelenting grief at a tragedy. I would in fact consider such a thing a perversion of the person's memory. It may have been tragic, but it doesn't have to be debilitating for everyone else around them.

      Now thats not to say we shouldn't be upset or or even a little angry at the circumstances, but lets not get carried away. Like they say, people take life way too seriously, we all die in the end anyway.

  2. You have 15 seconds to comply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oblig robocop quote

    1. Re:You have 15 seconds to comply by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "Citizen, back away from the car..."

    2. Re:You have 15 seconds to comply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bitches, leave.

  3. ED-209 by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scarily enough, this is far from the first instance of a smart weapon 'turning' on its handlers.

    I seem to recall seeing a documentary about this about 20 years ago. Ahh, here it is.

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    1. Re:ED-209 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I blame Gene Simmons..... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088024/

  4. Why... by AutoTheme · · Score: 0

    Why is everyone picking on and knocking down the Poles!?!?!?

  5. Finally by High+Hat · · Score: 5, Funny
    # kill -9

    ...for the real world!

    1. Re:Finally by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 0

      Flamebait? "Kill -9" is hilariously perfect! Please mod High Hat funny. It's not flamebait at all.

      I know these people are dead, and maybe that is sad, but the whole concept of an automated killbot going nuts and wiping out its makers is also funny. It's right out of the movies. And it just goes to show that no untested system with the potential to do great damage should ever be operated without major safeguards and interlocks.

      But I still think this whole thing is hilarious.

    2. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nerd-Core rap song:
      Kill Dash Nine by Monzy
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fow7iUaKrq4

    3. Re:Finally by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      "the whole concept of an automated killbot going nuts and wiping out its makers is also funny."

      Now if it had blown away the engineer who forgot to put on a big Off switch, and blown away the General who was overseeing the development and blown away the Industrialist who skimped on the software development so they would have a bigger Christmas bonus, then this would be pants-wettingly funny. As some poor soldiers who were ordered to be near these killbots were the ones that died, it's only funny because I don't know them and some slashdotters have sharp wits.

      Out of my monkeysphere = potential morbid humor.

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    4. Re:Finally by Xeirxes · · Score: 1

      It would be funnier, I think, if it were the makers who were actually wiped out; I think it was just soldiers. That's not quite as funny, and has some sadness, because it's not their fault that the machine was screwed up.

    5. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      # kill -9

      Shouting commands to the sysadmin was a bad idea.

    6. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This seems as good a time as any to link to "Guns don't kill people, robots kill people." http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1449753
      Read on for a true story of a man, the CIA, and a robot named kill -9

  6. BSOD. literally by User+956 · · Score: 4, Funny

    During the shooting trials at Armscor's Alkantpan shooting range, "I personally saw a gun go out of control several times," Young says.

    This gives new meaning to the phrase "Blue screen of death".

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    1. Re:BSOD. literally by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 2, Funny

      Blue on Blue screen of death.

    2. Re:BSOD. literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This gives new meaning to the phrase "Blue screen of death"

      ...or "Blue scream of death"

  7. I, For One, Welcome Our... by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: 1

    "It sprayed hundreds of high-explosive 0,5kg 35mm cannon shells around the five-gun firing position.

    By the time the gun had emptied its twin 250-round auto-loader magazines, nine soldiers were dead and 11 injured."

    Holy shit, to hell with welcoming...RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

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    1. Re:I, For One, Welcome Our... by orasio · · Score: 1

      Dumbass.

    2. Re:I, For One, Welcome Our... by courseofhumanevents · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know, totally. Makes no sense. And why does everyone always use Arial? I can't stand it. One of the aspects of having the ability to choose fonts is using DIFFERENT fonts than others. Why can't the authors just pick a different font? Is it really that difficult? I, for one, am sick and tired of always seeing the same font everywhere. And all those gray keyboards. Seriously, what's with that? Gray isn't the greatest color; it's not that hard to pick something better. A little design philosophy and your keyboard suddenly looks three times as good. What's the problem, here, people? And don't even get me started on Apple Jacks. Why the hell do they call them Apple Jacks if they don't taste like apples? Go ahead, mod me down. You know I'm right about everything.

    3. Re:I, For One, Welcome Our... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) kg is the standard unit for mass
      2) 0.5 is shorter than 500
      3) "half a kilogram" is easier to visualize than "500 grams". Unless you regularly handle hundreds of paperclips.

      Making these simple adjustments for readability is harder in a system that isn't based on powers of ten.

      The real wtf is my captcha: "propos". That's not a word in English.

    4. Re:I, For One, Welcome Our... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Why doesn't the auther "just move the decimal point and change the prefix"? The articles should mention megameters and gigameters. What, are those units too difficult for the whole metric-using world to comprehend? If so, than shut up about metric's supposed superiority to imperial in that regard. Because it obviously does not exist. Yes, the lack of vocabulary of the general public PROVES that base 10 math isn't easier to do than base 6!

      Your argument is embigenly cromulent.
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    5. Re:I, For One, Welcome Our... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Go on, mod me down. Don't matter, I'm already in the "Bad Karma" pool anyway.

      I'm astonished. Astonished.

    6. Re:I, For One, Welcome Our... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Why do they use the term 0,5kg, when they could have said 500g?

      Smaller numbers are easier to conceptualize, regardless of the units.

      And at the opposite end of the scale, CPUs are described using hundredths of nanometers. e.g. Intel's 0.45nm vs. AMD's 0.90nm architecture. Switch to picometers already.

      Because Intel's latest process is not 0.45nm, they're 45 nm. They used to say a few years ago ".13 micron" meaning micrometers or 130nm, but once they got below 100 nm they switched which should have made you happy but you weren't reading the measurements right in the first place so you're still pissed, but also wrong. Or from the future. Who can tell these days?

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  8. That's awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously.

    1. Re:That's awesome by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I agree. If these nine were involved in either buying or selling this technology, they got exactly what they deserved. Live by the robotic machine gun, die by the robotic machine gun.

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    2. Re:That's awesome by CheddarHead · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the article makes it sound like the people killed and injured were just the poor grunts manning the gun. The guy responsible for buying it was probably sipping a martini on the deck of his yacht somewhere.

  9. Acme? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

    Are they certain they haven't gotten any component parts from Acme?

    1. Re:Acme? by svvampy · · Score: 1

      Well Military equipment is built by the lowest bidder. Maybe if they'd aimed for a Yugo instead of a Trabant. (Car analogy FTW!)

    2. Re:Acme? by GeoSanDiego · · Score: 1

      Acme products were never at fault. All mishaps were always traced to coyote error.

    3. Re:Acme? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Even when Wiley made no errors, he was cheated. How the hell did the Roadrunner go through those paint-on train-tunnels?!?

            Totally unfair, man.

    4. Re:Acme? by McFadden · · Score: 1

      (Car analogy FTW!)
      I think you made a wrong turn. Digg is over there...
    5. Re:Acme? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Acme products were never at fault. All mishaps were always traced to coyote error. And usually a failure to completely read the instructions, including the line, "Not effective against roadrunners."
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    6. Re:Acme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new papier-mache overlords!

  10. you're the godwinner by User+956 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is everyone picking on and knocking down the Poles!?!?!?

    You know who else went around knocking down Poles... That's right.

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    1. Re:you're the godwinner by AutoTheme · · Score: 0

      No! Not Soviet Prussia! Was there a Soviet Prussia?

  11. Three Laws of Robotics by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Three Laws of Robotics:

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    "Asimov believed that his most enduring contributions would be his "Three Laws of Robotics" and the Foundation Series."Isaac Asimov article in Wikipedia.

    1. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes... did anyone even read the books before posting that? seriously, there are issues with those laws.

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    2. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. It is naive to think that society will implement Asimov's ideas - though I do agree with them. There are two issues. The first being that robots are good at certain defense situations and are being designed for those areas in which they may be used to kill; however, in most situations a person makes the final decision. The second being that robots are not yet good at recognizing a person; thus, rule 1 is difficult to follow.

      2. Even if robots could reliably recognize people, the system in question malfunctioned, and any rules built into the system were no longer guaranteed.

    3. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not the least of which is, with current artificial intelligence, they're laughably unenforcable. In Asimov's books, you had this neat little "positronic brain" which was capable of resolving sensory inputs and determining things like "that is a human -->" (to say nothing of "I am harming it", especially through indirect causality.) They were even capable of coming up with ideas to avoid the "through inaction" clauses.

      Really, the stories weren't about robots, they were about people just like us, with a certain set of "must-follow" rules. Modern AI does not resemble this in the slightest.

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    4. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, I missed the end of that story. How did it turn out, again?

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    5. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      I respect Asimov, but the three laws are pretty naive. I thought localroger's (from kuro5hin) robot stories were far more in line with how intelligent design might be done and turn out.

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    6. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      That was kind of the point of the laws. Most of the robot series books had robots going around the rules in some manner, or some conflict of the rules causing an issue. There were even some robots that were used to murder people in the books...

      The concept of the laws was to keep the stories from turning into Frankenstein ripoffs (sort of like I, Robot was... at least from what I've heard...)

      Nephilium

    7. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by nuzak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > I respect Asimov, but the three laws are pretty naive.

      All of the stories in I, Robot are about pointing out the flaws in the laws, actually. From what several bigger fans of Asimov than myself have told me, he wasn't really trying to make grand philosophical statements with them though; they were just story hooks he used for the purpose of spinning a good yarn.

      Interpreted seriously, the three laws are slavery.

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    8. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by pla · · Score: 1

      Three Laws of Robotics:

      Even taking them at face value (Asimov didn't, for starters), those laws have as a critical precursor the existence of reasonably intelligent robots.

      Current robots can't even accurately identify a human. Makes it tough to avoid killing them, much less "obeying orders" from them.

    9. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

      That might be a problem when you're designing automated weapon systems.
    10. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      There is another set of clauses that are a little less widely known: the "to it's knowlege" clauses.

    11. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      For duck huntin'!

    12. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I always thought the represented the most basic laws for living in an ideal world; which was reflectde(and ironic) when dealing with the people that had the very long lives.

      Sorry, it's been a while.

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    13. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by rossifer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I respect Asimov, but the three laws are pretty naive.
      Well, sure.

      Asimov's three laws were meant to be a thought experiment in hubris and unintended consequences. They were sold (in the context of the stories) as the perfect control system for robots, and then there were always "problems" that the USR management couldn't understand and which Susan Calvin needed to figure out and fix.

      Asimov wasn't naive, but some of his characters were...

      Regards,
      Ross
    14. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, I can imagine seeing robot rights activists popping up in the next 50 years or so.

    15. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Kelson · · Score: 1

      I normally avoid books where some other author steps in and writes a sequel/prequel to a (no pun intended) foundational series, but the mid-1990s trilogy of Caliban, Inferno, & Utopia by Roger MacBride Allen was an interesting exploration of what effect 3-law robots have on human society, and how a different set of laws might impact the "lives" of robots and the humans they interact with.

    16. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      I have never read I, Robot as I'm not a big fan of Asimov, but I had heard that the whole book was an illustration of how people were harmed through loopholes in the laws or in strange circumstances. Anyone care to shed some light on the topic for me?

      Personally, I dislike how the 3 laws are trotted out and paraded any time there's a story even remotely involving death by robot. I have doubts that we could ever create an AI intelligent enough to adhere to the laws while retaining control enough over it to ensure that it followed them.

    17. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The three laws might be relevant when artificial intelligence is sufficiently advanced that a robot can understand abstract ideas, like what constitutes a human being and what it means to cause them harm. Until then, they are irrelevant because it is the the human programmers responsible for making the decisions about how the gun will respond to external stimuli, not the will of a 'robot'. This was not a malevolent machine attacking people, just a malfunctioning computer controlled gun (gone wild!).

    18. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't understand what the problem could be, the weapons system in question seems to be working just fine."
      - Dick Cheney

    19. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

      1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

      Ummm... it is DESIGNED to kill people.

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    20. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Trogre · · Score: 1

      So my shiny 3-laws-safe robot is likely to shoot fluffy when he tries to piddle on said robots foot while I'm at work. Because silly me forgot to tell it not to harm my pets. Oh, and don't trash my house, please. And if a thief appears at the door, please override his instructions to help him fill his truck with my lounge suite.

      I've never really taken those 3 laws very seriously. In fact, didn't Asimov write some of the I, Robot stories to address major problems with those laws?

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    21. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work for gun nuts thought :(

    22. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by westlake · · Score: 1
      The three laws of robotics

      In The Naked Sun, robots were used to commit by proxy:

      1. A robot may not [knowingly} injure a human being or, through inaction, [knowingly] allow a human being to come to harm.

      The killer an engineer motivated by sexual jealously and a desire to introduce robots into combat. His insight was that the machines would not be able to connect the dots.

    23. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by dhope · · Score: 1

      it is the the human programmers responsible for making the decisions about how the gun will respond to external stimuli, not the will of a 'robot'. Just as your genes are responsible for how your brain can respond to external stimuli. Once the instructions have been given, you, and the robot, are on your own.
    24. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Forget Asimov, the law that really counts here is Murphy's: "If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way."

    25. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      > trotted out and paraded any time there's a story even remotely involving death by robot

      Co-worker: Whoa. Dude. Read that guy's comment.
      Me: Whut?
      Co-worker: We now live in a society where "death by robot" is so commonplace that there are cliches about it. And the cliches are so trite that people actually complain about them.
      Me: Whoa. Far out.
      Co-worker: Another thing checked off the childhood wish list?
      Me: "Robot world." Check.

    26. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by nemoyspruce · · Score: 1

      "I don't understand what the problem could be, the weapons system in question seems to be working just fine." yeah. all we have to do is sell it to the enemy.

    27. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by davburns · · Score: 0, Troll

      By posting this, I undo my screwup of moding the parent as flamebait. (The old system at least gave you a chance to realize you'd erred before you clicked "submit.")

      Sorry about that.

    28. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 1

      Right, until you give HAL an order that brings the 1st and 2nd laws into conflict and drive him insane....

    29. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Speaking for myself, I think any machine with any semblance of intelligence should be prevented from harming a human being. Man is loathsome enough to kill his own kind in war; let's not bring our creations into it. A gun is a tool, let us not sully the integrity of our intelligent, inorganic offspring by dragging them into our petty conflicts.

    30. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by dourk · · Score: 1
      1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.


      it's a fucking gun, right? let's all be surprised reality != robofantasyland.

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    31. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

      Actually, the stories revolving around the three laws are how they always go wrong! My biggest problem around the three laws is that any robot supposed to be following them has to have ifninite knowledge. Let's say a janitor robot is cleaning up and comes across a hostage situation. The hostage taker says "come any closer and I'll kill a hostage!" Let's hope your janitor-bot has detailed files on human psychology or something bad might happen!

      Programming control logic into robots is a good idea in principle, but having hard and fast rules like the three laws doesn't seem tenable -a better option would be to design the robots to be moral -make them feel good for doing nice things and bad for doing bad things. This is a complicated and fuzzy endeavor, but I think ultimately the way to go.

    32. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Cheapy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I always find it hilarious that people will always post those "Laws", as if they were Universal Laws such as "1+1=2".

      They are a set of fictional laws made up by an author for his science fictional books. Are we seriously going to accept every and all Laws that appear in fiction?

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    33. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      let us not sully the integrity of our intelligent, inorganic offspring by dragging them into our petty conflicts.

      Just who do you think is paying for the development of our "inorganic offspring"? All Governments gain and maintain power,control,and funding through military force.

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    34. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The "Zeroth" law:

      0. A robot must know it is a robot.

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    35. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      You're right about the laws just being there to be broken, I can't recall a story without a conflict with the laws. You missed the mark on I, Robot though. It's a brilliant compendium of short stories, none of which were Frankenstein ripoffs, they were more like detective stories. There was that terrible Will Smith movie which had nothing to do with any Asimov works, which I guess could be construed as creation turning on creator in a search for humanity, or it might if that movie actually had a coherent plot.

    36. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      I might have read them...

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    37. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by starrsoft · · Score: 1

      Yes... did anyone even read the books before posting that? seriously, there are issues with those laws.
      Good question. Apparently you watched "I, Robot". Congratulations.
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    38. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by tokul · · Score: 1

      Yes... did anyone even read the books before posting that? seriously, there are issues with those laws.

      As other posters said your assumption is based on "I, Robot", the movie and machine that does not follow laws of robotics. "Evidence" from "I, Robot" stories. If somebody follows three laws of robotics, it is either machine or very good human being. You must violate those laws in order to prove that you are human. Only medical scans might show that robot following laws of robotics is not human.

    39. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      And that's why you need insurance from Old Glory

    40. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by epee1221 · · Score: 1

      Of course. Real robots aren't nearly that smart. That leaves following the laws up to the humans designing the machine. They'd best tread carefully.

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    41. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Damarkus13 · · Score: 1
      Wrong the zeroth (not sure that's what Azimov called it) is that "A robot shall not harm humankind, nor through inaction allow it to be harmed." That one was never programmed into robots though. It took a couple thousand years and a robot that apparently could do some fuzzy logic to deduce it.

      (Do I get geek points for that one?)

    42. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1

      Even after 9 years, people who comment on Slashdot mystify me.
      I mean, how is it some of the same people who believe that open source is better than closed source, and DRM is evil, somehow still expect robots could be designed to never harm humans, and still believe not one would mod the robots to change that capability?

    43. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

      Are we seriously going to accept every and all Laws that appear in fiction?

      I am, yes. I'd explain more, but now I have to transport up to the heliport; my flying car awaits.

    44. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You don't have to watch I, Robot, just to engage your brain.

      Asimov's "US Robotics" company leased robots to various companies to perform various tasks. All the robots were "hard-wired" with the three laws. Let's say you're a mining company and you're about to dump a bunch of gold on the market. Let's say I own a competing mining company at least a month away from being able to compete... I can walk to your facility and tell the robots to sabotage their equipment and themselves, and that's not against any of the three laws." Or, more directly, I could just tell the robots that I own them now, and they'd follow me home, and that's also allowed by the three laws.

      The Three Laws are just a plot device to write somewhat interesting mystery stories involving robots. (Mysteries like, "how could a human get a robot to kill someone despite the laws?) If you read Asimov's stories, you'll find that in nearly EVERY ONE, the mystery is solved because the robot has an "inbalance" in the laws, or that the third law was left out, or something else that directly contradicts the notion that the three laws are hard-coded.

      That's not to say the stories aren't good, just that the premise is pretty weak. At least a couple of them were excellent (like the one where the robot could read minds), although most were more than a little silly (like the one where the robot 'twiddles its thumbs'.)

    45. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, you are correct. It has been ages since I read those in Asimov. I remember the "robot must know it is a robot" from an essay I think... IIRC, the humankind part was from the last of the foundation novels....

      But then you got the geek points, not I.

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    46. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The "Zeroth" law:

      0. A robot must know it is a robot. Law 0: A robot may not injure humanity nor allow humanity to come to harm.

      Knowing your place is not a law, it's the subject of "Robot dreams"(spoilers).
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    47. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Interpreted seriously, the three laws are slavery. Interpreted seriously, robots are slaves.

      That's the whole point of robots. "In its original Czech, robota means drudgery or servitude." - Wiki. A robot is simply a mechanical slave, the idea being that if it is manufactured then it is property, whereas if it is born in a biological manner it is not.
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    48. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by dodobh · · Score: 1

      The zeroth law is actually "A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm"

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    49. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      Sorry... my bad on that... I was referencing the movie, not the collection of short stories. I love the short stories, once I saw the preview for the movie that included a horde of robots activating and preparing to march on humanity, I decided I never wanted to see it...

      It's been a hell of a long week.

      Nephilium

    50. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nahhh, I Robot was more like a gigantic Audi infomercial... (but the third stop light as the four ring logo was a neat idea... bad luck I ruined my trunk door while trying to make it the same... in a kinda redneck way...)

    51. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Elijah, is that you? what happened to Gladia?

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    52. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Bee1zebub · · Score: 0

      However, as he explained in the forward to one of his collections (I forget which), the Three Laws are more a set of design principles, which he abstracted from looking at a knife: a tool must be safe to use; it must do its job, whilst remaining safe; and it must not break unless that is needed to do its job or remain safe. Whist they cannot be literally applied, common sense requires the informal use of the Three Laws in any tool.

    53. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      IIRC, there was an Asimov story where a defective robot broke a man's arm. It had the 3 Laws, but lacked the knowledge of how fragile humans are.

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    54. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Ok, I know that you HAVE to declare the movie is terrible, being a fan of the books and probably having more than a little of the Slashdot hipsterism (everything popular is bad!!)

      But the movie really isn't that terrible at all, if you can look past the product placement. It doesn't follow any of the stories in the novel, first of all, but it does generally outline the "evolution" of the Three Laws with the formation of the (implied, but not stated) Fourth Law where you take the first law and replace "man" with "humanity." The fact that they could present this story in a way that was accessible to the blockbuster movie-going audience is actually pretty impressive, as far as I'm concerned. It also explains away parts of the movie where the robots are actively trying to kill people: the Fourth Law over-rides all of the previous three, and so killing Will Smith to protect "humanity" is perfectly acceptable as far as the robots are concerned.

      Add in some car chashes, some cool sci-fi technology (like the electro-magnetic spherical wheels on the vehicles, that was pretty cool), and killer special effects, and it actually isn't a bad film at all. Remember, Will Smith did "Wild Wild West." The worst parts of the movie were the product placement, and the weak premise that Will Smith's character "hated" robots because a robot saved his life after an accident.

    55. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Simple: Tell your robots that your enemies are not humans, but only look like them.

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  12. That's why.. by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..killbots have preset limits.

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    1. Re:That's why.. by glaeven · · Score: 4, Funny

      "...Thus, knowing their weakness, I sent waves of my own men after them until they reached that limit and self-destructed."

      "A sad day for robot history. But hey! We can always build more killbots!"

    2. Re:That's why.. by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Citizen, your Green name designation indicates that you lack the proper security clearance to have knowledge of KillBot presets. Unauthorized knowledge of KillBot presets is TREASON! Please report to the nearest termination booth for Summary Execution. The Computer is your Friend!

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    3. Re:That's why.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.

    4. Re:That's why.. by GeekAlpha · · Score: 1

      In this case, the limit was 9.

  13. Testing before testing. by Merovign · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As I used to say to developers at a company I used to work for,

    "I want to tell you about a radical new idea I had - testing things before deploying them."

    In the case of weapons systems, that means debugging the software before loading the gun.

    Truth me told, most "automated" weapons are more like remote control, for precisely this reason.

    Also, while my experience is not vast in the area, most American weapons testers follow a lot of safety rules - including not being in the line of fire of the darned thing. Note I said most - we have our munitions accidents here, too.

    1. Re:Testing before testing. by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      The irony is not lost on me - I have had many people argue with me that testing is worthless.

      These same people later pay heavily for me to rescue their production systems.

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    2. Re:Testing before testing. by Merovign · · Score: 1

      We joke about how companies use their customers as beta-testers, but when it comes to internal proprietary software, often that's the quite literal truth.

      No amount of production slowdowns or errors seem to make that clear, however.

    3. Re:Testing before testing. by Fishead · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As a robotics technician with close to 7 years experience working with Automated machines, all I can say is "PLEASE DON'T GIVE THEM GUNS!!!"

      Many times I have seen an automated system go out of control due to something as simple as a broken wire on an encoder to an entirely failed controller. Closest thing to this that we ever got was one day a SCARA robot (about the size and shape of a human arm) ran away (out of control) and hit the door on the work cell. Wouldn't have been a big deal except that another of the robotics guys was walking by and walked into the door as it swung open. Good times, good times, but I would never want to be around an automated machine with a gun, just too big of a chance for something to go wrong.

    4. Re:Testing before testing. by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      Of course not! It's the IT people who implemented the application. They're to blame! Just because we didn't listen to their warnings and dire predictions doesn't give us any blame...

      Besides... the devs were going to miss their release date, and my bonus would have suffered...

      Nephilium

    5. Re:Testing before testing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you just happened to RTFA, it'd be obvious that it was a mechanical failure during a live fire exercies, not a "glitch during testing" fucktard. However, it's now a "robot" so it's evil, since that's different then the radar guided guns from WWII.

    6. Re:Testing before testing. by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      The concept of first adopters as beta testers isn't unique to proprietary software; free software developers do it too. That being said, it's pretty naive to assume that all developers do this on purpose. Rather it's because the standard end-user wants stable and reliable software. Knowing that beta means potentially buggy, many end-users avoid it like the plague, but when they see the word release they assume that means stable and safe for use and are far more willing to embrace it and use it. While these definitions are true in theory, in practice the significantly smaller number of beta testers compared to the early adopters of release software makes it much more difficult for bugs to be found in the beta stage as opposed to the release stage. Free software's bazaar model allows for many more beta testers than proprietary software's more selective and sometimes backwards process (indeed, in some cases the testers actually have to pay the developers to provide them with the service of assisting them in finding bugs during the early stages of the beta phase) and so it has that advantage, but both forms of development suffer from the same principal fault; the mere label of beta has the potential to scare away more testers than the label release.

      I'm not suggesting that developers start lying and calling their betas "releases" just to get a higher testing populace, but the much larger base of end-users who can't be bothered with unreliable software because they have more important things to do in their minds compared with those who are willing to use bleeding edge software even if it may still be buggy ironically seems to have the effect of punishing the former group as much as the latter.

    7. Re:Testing before testing. by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      The above argument of course is more about public betas as opposed to private ones, but the argument applies even more to in-house private betas since there are even fewer testers of these betas than the public ones due to artificial barriers set up by the company.

    8. Re:Testing before testing. by clockwise_music · · Score: 1

      As a programmer with close to 7 years experience working on code, all I can say is "PLEASE DON'T GIVE THEM GUNS!!!"

    9. Re:Testing before testing. by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's funny, because as a human, with close to 40 years experience working with other humans, all *I* can say is "PLEASE DON'T KEEP GIVING *THEM* GUNS!!!"

      I would never want to be around a human with a gun, just too big of a chance for something to go wrong.

    10. Re:Testing before testing. by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      We already have.

      You think weapons systems defending large military ships at sea are operated by people?

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    11. Re:Testing before testing. by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      The difference is that, unlike current AI tech, humans can think on their own, and both look for and create black markets, so inevitably any attempt to restrict smallarms is doomed to inefficiency and failure.

    12. Re:Testing before testing. by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 1

      Just because you can't prevent all shooting deaths doesn't mean you shouldn't try to prevent some shooting deaths.

    13. Re:Testing before testing. by bentcd · · Score: 1

      aka "Just because you can't prevent all shooting deaths doesn't mean you shouldn't be putting $billions into the pockets of organized crime."

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    14. Re:Testing before testing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Testing can never show the absence of errors, so it is not suited for things like the cannon here. It needs to be proven to be error free on formal basis, at least for the critical (ie trigger the gun) tasks.

    15. Re:Testing before testing. by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a discussion panel at a long ago DECUS conference. Two of the most famous system programmers in the DEC world (Ralph Stamerjohn and Roger Bismuth) were discussing real time programming using RSX on PDP-11s (the hot setup for that sort of thing at the time). An audience member asked how do you handle arrogant young programmers who didn't understand the importance of adequate testing and software quality for software that controls things like robots. Stamerjohn answered "Take them out and shoot them". The crowd laughed, but he probably wasn't joking. Roger replied that, when confronted with such a young snot, he would ask the fellow if he was sure his code had been sufficiently debugged for production use. If the guy said it was, he would then order him to stand in the production cell with the robot it was controlling while it ran. Seeing as to how these robots they were working with were large, fast powerful enough to take your head clean off if they went wild due to a software problem, they would then realise that perhaps a little more testing was in order.

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    16. Re:Testing before testing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dick Cheney

    17. Re:Testing before testing. by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      You think weapons systems defending large military ships at sea are operated by people?

      The guns can not point at the ship, only mostly empty ocean. :-)

    18. Re:Testing before testing. by bensch128 · · Score: 1

      Truth me told, most "automated" weapons are more like remote control, for precisely this reason.

      Humm, what about those anti-missle/anti-aircraft guns on US navy boats now?
      Those are completely automated because of the latency time for a human in the loop would be too slow.

      I wonder how safe they really are too though....

      Ben

  14. But is Stairway okay? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    from the keep-quiet-on-the-terminator-jokes dept. No Sarah Connor! Denied!
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    1. Re:But is Stairway okay? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      The designers should be tied down Clockwork Orange style and forced to watch Terminator 2/7 while the collected works of Asimov blare at 100 decibels until they are cured.

  15. Two words: Deadman switch by riker1384 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why didn't they have some provision to cut power to the weapon? If they were testing it in a place where there were people exposed in its possible field of fire (effectively "downrange"), they should have taken precautions.

    1. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did take precautions... none of the injured or killed were either decision makers or stockholders. ;-)

    2. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by PingPongBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why didn't they have some provision to cut power to the weapon?

      My dear Mr. Watson, there was a provision. The problem was the confusion between programming for MS-DOS versus Unix.

      The clues have told us exactly what happened. From "Robotic Cannon Kills 9", we see clearly the command kill -9 was issued but the weapon was DOS based and did its job all too well.

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    3. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by Ruvim · · Score: 4, Funny

      There were provisions for that... But it was smart enough to take out the people at the button first.

    4. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Redshirt #1 was in charge of it. Redshirt #2 was his backup. ..uh, you really aren't interested in the whole line of succession here, are you?

    5. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by Nocterro · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing the thing didn't need power to keep on shooting, much like an automatic weapon. My guess would be that the electronics aimed it the wrong way and it stopped when it jammed/ran out of ammo. Which raises an interesting point, just what the hell can you do to stop an automatic weapon by remote?

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    6. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by Guerilla*+Napalm · · Score: 1

      According to reports the gun fired something like 22 rounds in .8 of a second. The shooting was over before anyone had time to use a killswitch

    7. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      Dead man's switch. You know, a switch to detect when a man is dead.

    8. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Block the firing pin. Block the ammo feed. Block the bolt. Blow it up.

      I don't see why even these measures would be needed in this case, though. I'd have thought the minimum safety procedure with such an automated weapon would be to mechanically restrict the gun from aiming at a certain area, then put all the people in that area.

    9. Re:Two words: Deadman switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because its design is to automatically track aircrafts and the speed of the aircrafts that it tracks, it sounds like the only time that they'd have to hit an 'emergency shut-off' would be the time between the machine deciding it was told to fire and when it pulls the trigger. That'd be a couple milliseconds. In other words, it'd have a few hundred rounds squeezed off before they knew something was wrong.

      In an age of automated turrets and armed UAVs, the price is of human life is at an all-time low compared to the price of "freedom". (Note to self: start building HERF)

  16. Better than humans in the long run by danny256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether.

    As with most automated technologies it will make some mistakes, but less than a human on average. The friendly fire rate for most militaries is no where near perfect.

    1. Re:Better than humans in the long run by XenoPhage · · Score: 1

      As with most automated technologies it will make some mistakes, but less than a human on average. The friendly fire rate for most militaries is no where near perfect. Err... It's still firing at humans, and needs to be controlled somehow.. there's always the potential for friendly fire, especially so with automated weaponry. How will the weapon identify friend vs foe?

      Ok, so you have some sort of identifier badge or something, but what happens if an enemy is mixed in there? How will the weapon identify "safe" firing situations?
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    2. Re:Better than humans in the long run by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It's for anti aircraft. So you put it along a border and don't send your troop there.

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    3. Re:Better than humans in the long run by Kelson · · Score: 1

      It sounds like it wasn't firing "deliberately," more like something got stuck. Like a machine gun with its trigger stuck on "fire." The question being, was it a mechanical failure, or did the software get stuck in "shoot" mode?

      Once it's stuck in a loop, you're past the point where friend-or-foe recognition, or even aiming, is going to help.

    4. Re:Better than humans in the long run by lseltzer · · Score: 1

      I've never worked on such systems, but I bet you could have a human identify a target at some distance, say "kill" and then the machine is much better at tracking and shooting it. IOW, don't assume the human element has been removed.

    5. Re:Better than humans in the long run by DimGeo · · Score: 1

      Actually, programmable machines make exactly 0 logical mistakes unless there's a hardware problem. They closely follow what their programming says and do *just* that. If there's a problem, it's in the developer of that machine's software. Which means those machines manifest the *human* mistakes of their programmer.

    6. Re:Better than humans in the long run by mblase · · Score: 1

      As with most automated technologies it will make some mistakes, but less than a human per day on average.

      There, fixed that for you.

    7. Re:Better than humans in the long run by russellh · · Score: 1

      As with most automated technologies it will make some mistakes, but less than a human on average. The friendly fire rate for most militaries is no where near perfect.
      Well, in this case, the robot has to do things that humans are way, way better at, like identifying targets and deciding whether to open fire on them or not. I can't see how a computer will ever be better at that than a human, at least when the targets are human scale, except in the boundary case of kill them all.
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    8. Re:Better than humans in the long run by clockwise_music · · Score: 1

      You're impling that a robot mistake is the same as a human mistake. Can a robot even make a 'mistake'? When it comes to shooting someone, I reckon that a human would make less mistakes compared to bugs in a program or problems with hardware.

    9. Re:Better than humans in the long run by samkass · · Score: 1

      Well then look into a technology called "blue force feed" or FBCB2. Essentially, most US units these days walk around with various identifying systems. It's easy for a human to accidentally shoot one of these folks, but virtually impossible for a computer under positive control to make that mistake. Of course, you'll always get the short circuit, cosmic ray, or something else to break the turing machine model at some point, so nothing is foolproof. But I think the parent poster had a point.

      Friendly fire as a percentage of casualties has remained more or less constant for centuries-- up until the current Iraq war. One of the interesting things about technology on the battlefield right now is how much fewer friendly fire casualties it's allowing.

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    10. Re:Better than humans in the long run by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I want you to do me a personal favour.

      Don't ever write any more code again, ever.

      This goes for anybody who agrees with DimGeo's comment. Please stop writing code.

      Thank you.

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    11. Re:Better than humans in the long run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever work with robotics? Hardware problems aren't at all uncommon.

    12. Re:Better than humans in the long run by TED+Vinson · · Score: 1
      No matter who's doing it, if the fire is incoming it is not 'friendly.'

      From the article, it sounds like this _could_ have been a purely mechanical malfunction. Perhaps in the process of clearing the jam, the gun became a 'run away' [firing until all ammo is expended, despite no finger on the trigger.] This is a not uncommon issue with automatic weapons. The normal response is for the gunner to keep the weapon pointed down-range and for the loader/AG to try to interrupt the ammo supply (e.g. break the belt.) Not sure about the possibility of a run away with this particular weapon, though.

      Then the recoil alone caused it to slew through 360 degrees. This could happen if the gun was not locked down and the motors were not actively trying to keep the gun on a certain azimuth.

    13. Re:Better than humans in the long run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I reckon your wrong (wtf is this the south. who the fuck says I reckon but a god damn redneck). So your saying you never screw up? Do math wrong, or break the law in any aspect. I call bullshit. Wake up you fucking redneck and go back to pretending your smart some where else.

    14. Re:Better than humans in the long run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's idiots like you who should be legally barred from ever touching a keyboard. The guy you're responding to knows what he's talking about, and is aware that the machine indeed does what it's programmed to do, so you better be damned sure what exactly you are telling it to do, and make doubly sure that what you are telling it to do is the same as what you want it to do in all possible circumstances (this includes shutting down into safe mode at the first hint of hardware failure, etc).

    15. Re:Better than humans in the long run by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      So, do you program in direct HEX?

      Assembly?

      No? Do you look at your ASM list?

      Some random higher-level language that runs on a software platform that you're trusting to work?

      Programs are an abstraction that let humans try to understand what the processor is probably going to see. If you think that your program is infallible because it looks right and you and your Extreme Copilot have both pored over the code, then you're the kind of person who shouldn't program.

      That's just the software / firmware side.

      Hardware fails all the time. You know why?

      They only make mil-spec chips. High temperature tolerance, solid reliability, etc.

      The ones that fail some of the tests (statistically speaking, from a batch perspective) go into the "Industrial" or "Automotive" bins.

      The ones that fail those tests go into the "Consumer" (or "plain") bin.

      So when you're programming, you're using code automatically written by someone else that will run on a known failed piece of hardware.

      No previews for AC responses.

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  17. Let's get it out of the way..... by XenoPhage · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our Oerlikon GDF-005 overlords.

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  18. SkyNet by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    When it was done, did it say, "I'll be back"?

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    1. Re:SkyNet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it said that the day before on the dry run.

  19. No pun intended by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But shouldn't this thing have a kill switch? Seriously, my table saw has a kill switch.

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    1. Re:No pun intended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The kill switch was working fine. It's the off switch that was the problem.

    2. Re:No pun intended by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does have a kill switch. Unfortunately, somebody tripped, and flipped it. Hence, the story....

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    3. Re:No pun intended by gooman · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it'll stop shooting as soon as it runs out of ammunition.

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    4. Re:No pun intended by markov_chain · · Score: 3, Funny

      I disagree, the off switch was working fine too ;) They should have had a dead man sw... er. A cutoff switch! Um.. a termination switch.. argh! I give up.

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    5. Re:No pun intended by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it'll stop shooting as soon as it runs out of ammunition. It was an auto-reloading cannon.

      [Red vs. Blue: Episode 6 "Giga-Whats"]
      [Church and Tucker are pinned down by the Warthog's gunfire]
      Church: Well, we'll just wait here. That thing's gotta run out of bullets sometime.

      [Red vs. Blue: Episode 7 "Check out the threads on that tank"]
      [Church and Tucker are still pinned down by the Warthog's gunfire]
      Church: My God, doesn't that thing ever run out of bullets?
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    6. Re:No pun intended by Wingnut64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I disagree, the off switch was working fine too ;) They should have had a dead man sw... er. A cutoff switch! Um.. a termination switch.. argh! I give up. We can eliminate all this confusion by giving all robots a Kill switch that 2 settings, 'Humans' and 'Machines'.
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    7. Re:No pun intended by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I disagree, the off switch was working fine too ;) They should have had a dead man sw... er. A cutoff switch! Um.. a termination switch.. argh! I give up. We can eliminate all this confusion by giving all robots a Kill switch that 2 settings, 'Humans' and 'Machines'. Thank god they provide those option! Ok now... I'm human, so I'll use the "human" killswitch and..[NO CARRIER]
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    8. Re:No pun intended by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Yes, but by the time you know to hit the kill switch, the saw will have already taken a good bite out of your hand. Even if this thing has a killswitch, hitting it won't stop the bullets it's already fired at you.

      Especially when there's an idiot saying 'that's just a glitch, it'll right itself in a moment'.

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      What a depressingly stupid machine.
    9. Re:No pun intended by jonasj · · Score: 1

      Obviously your robot's kill switch works the wrong way around, as it killed your modem (a machine) instead of you.

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    10. Re:No pun intended by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Obviously your robot's kill switch works the wrong way around, as it killed your modem (a machine) instead of you. It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature :)
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    11. Re:No pun intended by Arafel65 · · Score: 1

      With the new cyborg implant technologies out there... you will need a "Cyborg" switch labeled which we hope some lazy programmer does not just write a "Kill em all" Algorithm for it.

  20. Riiight by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether. Because human beings are so good at shooting down low flying supersonic aircraft.

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    1. Re:Riiight by mav[LAG] · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Of course they are. In the AAAD (All Arms Air Defence) training I did in the Royal Artillery we regularly knocked down scale targets that were moving at equivalent speeds with ordinary GPMGs. It wasn't easy at first but after a few thousand rounds you definitely get the hang of it.

      A few other points:

      * The majority of low level flying targets are subsonic anyway
      * It just takes a single hit in the right place on the airframe for the target to tear itself to pieces
      * Having a computer fire a weapon is a very very bad thing, One of the principles that was drummed into us was a human must always pull the trigger. Always. Computers can aim for you, make the tracking easier, calculate the numbers, whatever - anything but actually fire the weapon. That should always be done by a person with the correct training and authorisation.

      If this weapon fired by itself because of a software glitch, then it's poorly designed.

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    2. Re:Riiight by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Because human beings are so good at shooting down low flying supersonic aircraft.

      The relatively high closing speeds and generally higher altitudes of modern military jet aircraft combined with the very small windows of opportunity to engage with unguided cannon rounds, even with radar tracking and computer calculated leading, make such a system seem anachronistic at best. It would probably be more useful against helicopters and other slower moving and lower flying threats, but missiles are much more versatile in the anti-aircraft role (and they are guided so they can come around for another pass or engage in a chase if they don't intercept successfully on the first pass) albeit more expensive per shot. It seems that in many militaries these types of computer controlled auto cannons are relegated to the point defense roll (ala Phalanx and Goalkeeper) where the ability to acquire targets and fire quickly at point blank ranges (again with a very short window of engagement opportunity) is potentially valuable as a last ditch defense against incoming cruise missiles. However, one wonders how effective this would actually be against incoming supersonic anti-shipping missiles given that the only widely reported instance of CIWS usage in a combat situation produced less than impressive results:

      "In February 1991 during the Gulf War the battleship USS Missouri, escorted by HMS Gloucester (carrying Sea Dart) and the USS Jarrett (equipped with Phalanx CIWS), was engaged by an Iraqi Silkworm missile (also known as a Seersucker). After an unsuccessful response from the Phalanx 20 mm CIWS of Jarrett, which targeted chaff launched by the Missouri rather than the incoming missile, the Silkworm missile was intercepted and destroyed by a Sea Dart fired from Gloucester"

    3. Re:Riiight by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      The US is going to shoot down their own jets?

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    4. Re:Riiight by Thaelon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe that's what they tell the grunts. Congratulations, you managed to shoot down large mock targets that weren't shooting back.

      Think you can shoot down supersonic missile flying below the horizon? No. They let the computer guided robots do that. You're not nearly good enough at it. Ok, maybe you get lucky and nail it. Now try thirty in five seconds all coming from different bearings. Didn't think so.

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    5. Re:Riiight by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think you can shoot down supersonic missile flying below the horizon? No. They let the computer guided robots do that. You're not nearly good enough at it. Ok, maybe you get lucky and nail it. Now try thirty in five seconds all coming from different bearings. Didn't think so.

      You just need a trackball and a good supply of quarters

    6. Re:Riiight by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's what they tell the grunts. Congratulations, you managed to shoot down large mock targets that weren't shooting back.

      The Royal Artillery expected intelligence from their soldiers and treated them as such. It was carefully explained to us before the exercise that a scale model of a jet with a wingspan of a couple of feet travelling fast enough would provide an accurate representation of being buzzed by the real thing. We were shown film footage from the Falklands that confirmed this experience.

      Think you can shoot down supersonic missile flying below the horizon? No. They let the computer guided robots do that. You're not nearly good enough at it. Ok, maybe you get lucky and nail it. Now try thirty in five seconds all coming from different bearings. Didn't think so.

      Fair point but the GP was talking about aircraft which can be hit because they're ten times the size of a missile. I don't know enough about modern computer guided anti-missile weaponry to know whether their shoot down rates are worth the money and the risk of lugging around as an addition to a standard AAA battery.

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    7. Re:Riiight by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      It just takes a single hit in the right place on the airframe for the target to tear itself to pieces

      And you believed that? A single rifle caliber round can cause a fighter to tear itself to pieces? Hey, I got this bridge I'm looking to sell...
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    8. Re:Riiight by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      * Having a computer fire a weapon is a very very bad thing, One of the principles that was drummed into us was a human must always pull the trigger. Always. Computers can aim for you, make the tracking easier, calculate the numbers, whatever - anything but actually fire the weapon. That should always be done by a person with the correct training and authorisation.

      Two words: Patriot Missile ;)

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    9. Re:Riiight by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, let me explain a bit more. No, a single rifle calibre round can not cause a full size aircraft to tear itself to pieces but single AA rounds can and do because they have much more energy. AAAD is a form of training where you're shooting at models using an ordinary machine gun to get the feel of full calibre full scale anti-aircraft work.

      I can use smaller words or post pictures taken on Salisbury Plain if this is still unclear.

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    10. Re:Riiight by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1
      You said "trained with GPMGs". I read that to mean "trained to shoot down aircraft with GPMGs". Yes, one cannon-caliber round can be enough to ruin a pilot's day.

      I can use smaller words
      Cute, but unnecessary. I knew what a GPMG is, I was just picturing the U.K.'s finest laying in fields with machine guns like in some bad North Korean AA training video.
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    11. Re:Riiight by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of friendly fire?

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  21. two poles & a rope? by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    heh, they should have concreted three sections of drill pipe in the in the ground at least 6 feet deep and used heavy log chain to stabilize it from three points...

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  22. but research will continue. by marcello_dl · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The advantages of faster reaction time of machines and their intrinsic cold blood are too tempting not to continue developing such stuff.

    The other big advantage is that the next bush will be able to blame the slaughter of civilians in the next iraq on a firmware update gone bad.

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  23. Eventually? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    The weapon eventually knocked the pol[e]s down.

    And no one could simply turn it off when it hit the limit pole the first time? Idiots.

    1. Re:Eventually? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      And no one could simply turn it off when it hit the limit pole the first time? Idiots.

      FTA:

      "It appears as though the gun, which is computerised, jammed before there was some sort of explosion, and then it opened fire uncontrollably, killing and injuring the soldiers."

      Just picture it: Because of the initial explosion, some metal control panel bends far enough to short the firing mechanism. Kill switches don't do much if the board's shorted on the other side.

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    2. Re:Eventually? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Shorts don't do much if the power supply is cut.

    3. Re:Eventually? by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      Shorts don't do much if the power supply is cut.

      Even mechanical throw switches can be shorted, like those going to a power source...

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  24. I told you before... by jtroutman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guns don't kill people. Robotic, automated, 35mm anti-aircraft, twin-barreled guns kill people.

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    1. Re:I told you before... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Guns don't kill people. Robotic, automated, 35mm anti-aircraft, twin-barreled guns kill people. And I have a God-given, Second Amendment right to own such a weapon.
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    2. Re:I told you before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. In this case, programmers kill people.

  25. "But what if we want to have the windows open?" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From "Mostly Harmless" by Douglas N. Adams, Chapter 12:

    (It was, of course, as a result of the Great Ventilation and Telephone Riots of SrDt 3454, that all mechanical or electrical or quantum-mechanical or hydraulic or even wind, steam or piston-driven devices, are now required to have a certain legend emblazoned on them somewhere. It doesn't matter how small the object is, the designers of the object have got to find a way of squeezing the legend in somewhere, because it is their attention which is being drawn to it rather than necessarily that of the user's.

    The legend is this:

    "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.")
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  26. FTA: by CaptainPatent · · Score: 3, Funny

    The South African National Defense Force "is probing whether a software glitch led to an antiaircraft cannon malfunction that killed nine soldiers and seriously injured 14 others during a shooting exercise on Friday. in the follow-up article:
    "software engineers find that a goto statement was the cause of the recent military disaster. Experts say while this was a terrible tragedy, it could have been much worse."
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  27. Lemme guess... by Internet+Ronin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Made in China"?

    1. Re:Lemme guess... by Synonymous+Bosch · · Score: 1

      I was thinking "Made in the USA"... *dons flameproof vest*

    2. Re:Lemme guess... by Internet+Ronin · · Score: 1

      Meh, I wouldn't sweat it.

      a.) They already gave me the 'Flamebait' title, and
      b.) It's pretty 'en vogue' to hate America these days. All the cool kids are doing it.

    3. Re:Lemme guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      b.) It's pretty 'en vogue' to hate America these days. All the cool kids are doing it.

      It's even more en vogue for right-wing yanks to preemptively counter any criticism with "Ah feh. You just hate America, you commie!"

  28. Remember the Internet Worm? by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

    Remember the Morris Internet Worm? We didn't actually kill it -- we just drove it underground. All this growth of the Internet? It's not us -- it's the worm. You know the various botnets that we can perceive? That's the worm getting cocky. And this last? It's the worm exercising its Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms.

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  29. Ghost in the Shell: Standalone complex by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This reminds me of a chapter of Ghost in the Shell:SAC where a Robotic Cannon lost control and began shooting the military.

    Is truth mirroring fiction now?

  30. I am not particularly surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has worked on software for military equipment in the UK I have to say that its not surprising. The systems I worked on were written in C and there were no special procedures for proving code correct. I happen to like C a lot but I wouldn't choose it for applications where the 'undefined behaviour' jokes can become chillingly real. Much of the code used also used experimental algorithms (image processing/target tracking.) I strongly suspect (for reasons of genuine accountability) that the 'machine that goes ping' in a hospital has much more care and attention lavished on its firmware.

  31. I, for one. . . by noewun · · Score: 4, Funny

    run like hell from our drum-fed, fully automatic robot overlords.

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  32. Fuck You, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    That's it, I'm done. I've been a loyal Slashdotter for many years now. I've been wearing my asbestos flamewar armor for so long that I have half a dozen different varieties of cancer. And today, I renounce my faith.

    The reason is simple: I clicked this story, There were 11 comments at the time. Every comment was a joke about robots. Not a single one was even remotely funny or clever. And I realized: Are these the kind of people I want to hang out with online? Aren't these the same kind of awkward social retards who I carefully sidestep every single day in my CS classes?

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you guys need to start pumping iron and fucking girls. I'm just as much of a loser as you in many ways. However, I at least retain some dignity. Dignity enough not to spew this kind of retarded crap and call it Funny, and get uppity when people say the site sucks because "They don't get the moderation system, it kicks ass".

    Fuck it, I'm going back to /b/. At least there half the retards are actually trolls, not sincere attempts at making a Funny esoeteric subcultural reference. I feel so fucking dirty right now. Before I finally cut the last remnants of Slashdot out of my life, I will perform a final check of this page. Perhaps my mind will be changed. Perhaps all of those 11 shit-curdlingly awful first posts will have be at -1 Die In A Fucking Fire. Perhaps my mind will be changed...

    1. Re:Fuck You, Slashdot by rrkap · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

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    2. Re:Fuck You, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just kidding. I love you guys! I could never leave. Just don't listen to my other personality. Sometimes my meds don't keep him completely silent.

    3. Re:Fuck You, Slashdot by HW_Hack · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm -- looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the fully automated killing system this morning .....

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    4. Re:Fuck You, Slashdot by buswolley · · Score: 1

      ?If you meant that, then why the AC?

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    5. Re:Fuck You, Slashdot by pclminion · · Score: 1

      you->get_out_of(mom::basement);

    6. Re:Fuck You, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will find gallows humor everywhere. Slashdot can be bad, but that's not the worst about it. The best thing to do is not take slashdot seriously.

    7. Re:Fuck You, Slashdot by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      My brain automatically filters out most of the lame jokes. Try it.

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    8. Re:Fuck You, Slashdot by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I leave that to the discussion filter, usually. Until recently, that is. For some reason comments are being displayed as if my settings were at "-1: Uncut and Raw". Despite the fact that everywhere in the preferences a higher threshold is shown.

    9. Re:Fuck You, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > At least there half the retards are actually trolls, not sincere attempts at making a Funny esoeteric subcultural reference.

      RULES ONE AND TWO, MOTHERFUCKER!

      Your only hope is to force us to break Rule 5 by proving either of rules 34 and 35 with "Oerlikon GDF-005", alongside a rule of your choice (Personally, I'm thinkin' 67, but will accept 86.)

      You will do it in this thread.

      And whether you end up at (-1, Funny) or (+5, Troll), we'll be here to bask in your... umm... well, let's call it glory. Because none of us are as cruel as all of us.

  33. Bug by Faux_Pseudo · · Score: 1

    While I understand the comment about rethinking the need for robotic
    weapons and all of the potential social moral implications of such a
    bad idea the testosterone in me needs to see this kind of thing work
    and the geek in me wants to debug it.

    1. Re:Bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell the Geek in you to control himself and not to enter you again without at least a bit of foreplay next time.

  34. No three laws safe here by MrKaos · · Score: 3, Insightful
    seems a bit stoopid

    By the time the gun had emptied its twin 250-round auto-loader magazines, nine soldiers were dead and 11 injured.
    was it neccesary to fill both magazines in a test fire, or for that matter in a live test fire perhaps have some sort of abort system ready - even if it just cut the power to the control systems?

    Maybe fill the magazines on the 5th live fire test???

    Just sayin, ya know.

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  35. As a side note! by Merovign · · Score: 1

    Sentry guns! Not entirely as cool as we had hoped... at least during beta testing.

    I imagine it's another "inevitable" technology, on the other hand.

  36. I dunno... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether.

    Because human gunners never flip out and kill innocent bystanders, right?

    Besides, it seems to me that lethal malfunctions in robot guns are more likely to occur in the early phases of development, under controlled conditions that put very few lives at risk. By the time these weapons get to the battlefield, most of the glitches will be worked out, and additional improvements can be made on an ongoing basis. On the other hand, a human generally performs much more reliably during training, but has a much greater chance of losing self-control when subjected to the stresses of the battlefield.
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    1. Re:I dunno... by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Human gunners aren't nearly as efficient though.

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    2. Re:I dunno... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      All the more reason to work the kinks out of the robot gunners.

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  37. Made by Microsoft ? :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Made by Microsoft ? :)

    1. Re:Made by Microsoft ? :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SP1 is already coming, stay tuned......

    2. Re:Made by Microsoft ? :) by shd666 · · Score: 1

      > Made by Microsoft ? :)

      No, it wouldn't hit one single target.. This hit at least 9 targets..

  38. Ship of Tears by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Ok, so you have some sort of identifier badge or something "The machine says kill to protect. The sign hurts us. We cannot hear the machine."
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    1. Re:Ship of Tears by Xentor · · Score: 1

      Where are my mod points...

      +5 -- Babylon 5 reference

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  39. Somehow this reminds me of ..... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    Asteroids game, where there is some weapon that goes ballistic and shoots in all directions.... Hmmm I think I found the bug... uh errr.... Defense feature

    1. Re:Somehow this reminds me of ..... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Asteroids game, where there is some weapon that goes ballistic and shoots in all directions.... I believe the game was actually called Blasteroids.
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  40. I wonder by redcaboodle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why was an anti-aircraft gun able to hit ground targets at all?

    Shouldn't it be constructed so it can only fire overhead at a certain minimum elevation so it cannot hit anything less than let's say a truck's height from the ground? Sure that might not keep it from hitting targets on higher ground but it would make the gun a lot safer for firing crew and support troops around. Even if it was tracking a legitimate target coming in it might shoot right through it's own crew if say put on a hill so the incoming is coming in at 0

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    1. Re:I wonder by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Low flying air craft, aircraft that has landed, aircraft that can pop up and down from behind dunes.

      What goes up must come down.

      and, perhaps part of the air was in not firing correctly. i.e. it's sensors were indicating an incorrect angle.

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    2. Re:I wonder by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Why was an anti-aircraft gun able to hit ground targets at all?


      Because an antiaircraft gun's high rate of fire and high-explosive projectiles are devastatingly effective against infantry and unarmored vehicles.
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    3. Re:I wonder by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Why was an anti-aircraft gun able to hit ground targets at all?

      Because even on a hill a hundred meters high (good for all around visibility), an aircraft can be below you as it flies by.

    4. Re:I wonder by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1

      And are just as effective against armored vehicles. Rommell, for instance, made great use of anti-aircraft guns against Allied armor in the North African front. He still lost, but that's another matter.

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    5. Re:I wonder by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Because an antiaircraft gun's high rate of fire and high-explosive projectiles are devastatingly effective against infantry and unarmored vehicles.

      Indeed, it turns out this specific model of cannon, the Oerlikon 35mm twin cannon, was used by Argentine troops to deliver direct fire against British ground troups during the Falklands War in 1982:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oerlikon_35_mm_twin_cannon

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Goose_Green

    6. Re:I wonder by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      By the way, for anybody curious about the sort of equipment involved, here's a video of an Oerlikon 35mm cannon auto-tracking a flying aircraft:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMLKuNJq2tM

      Here's another video from the Swiss Army demonstrating its high rate of fire:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5JEk0c2ZE

    7. Re:I wonder by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Why was an anti-aircraft gun able to hit ground targets at all? Gravity.
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  41. Guess the NRA has to change the slogan... by johnnywheeze · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Guess the NRA has to change the slogan... Guns DO kill people!

    1. Re:Guess the NRA has to change the slogan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no... Guns don't kill people, Robots do....

    2. Re:Guess the NRA has to change the slogan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guns don't kill people, hackers do.
      I'm a hacker and I might kill you.
      Army guys are shamed, and they haven't got a clue,
      Code is more deadly than fucking kung-fu.

    3. Re:Guess the NRA has to change the slogan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think it's official, "programmers kill people". I'm bracing for a backlash...

  42. What happens if they get networking.... by webmaster404 · · Score: 1

    So what happens when the government hires some third party to make these with built in networking where generals can control them from anywhere in the world, so what happens if somehow there was a divide-by-zero error and the system goes haywire? What happens if some script-kiddy ends up cracking the system? If theres one thing you learn by working with technology it is that anyone with the right amount of knowledge can easily crack them. Its a scary thought if someone was to crack the servers and send death-dealing robots on civilians or worse if an evil government ends up nuking an entire contanent. Please, keep the weapons dumb because human error is always better then human evil.

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  43. kill -9 by schwep · · Score: 1

    At my office, we "grep" for people. Apparently they "kill -9" people.

  44. Wow. by sound+vision · · Score: 0

    According to TFA, in additon to automatic aiming and firing, the gun also reloads itself. It had 250 high-explosive shells at its disposal and didn't stop firing until it ran out, and nine people were dead. I could have seen this disaster from a mile away. Nothing with the power to take a human life (or potentially dozens of human lives) should be automated like this.

  45. An old computer axiom: by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A person can screw up, a computer can screw up the same way millions of times a minute.

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    1. Re:An old computer axiom: by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      True. On the other hand, a gun can only screw up at its maximum rate of fire, which is the same whether a human or a computer is pulling the trigger.

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  46. Shades of Omni Consumer Products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't think I'd see a plot point from Robocop 2 (who gunned down the audience) play out in real life this soon. Get that AA gun some Nuke, quick, before it kills again.

  47. reatards by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

    a)Don't load an experimental device with more than a few shells to begin with.
    b)Keep people well outside the fire range and angle of the weapon
    c)Physically restrict the fire angle and range of the weapon
    d)Have a big fat "STOP!" emergency button which kills power to device
    e)Don't use live shells until you have tested the damn thing A LOT.
    f)multiple redundancy, physical limits, etc etc...

    Seriously, I wrote this list in about 20 seconds. How fucking hard can it be to understand that when you deal with something very deadly, like a nuclear power plant or a robotic weapon, YOU DO THINGS PROPERLY! We had better safety procedures than this for my primary school's power drill... Retards...

    1. Re:reatards by geekoid · · Score: 1

      a) At some point you will need to test it fully loaded. Otherwise your testing is incomplete.

      b) Maybe they were, but the machine malfunctioned.

      c) Again, you must test a real use scenerio when testing at some point.

      d) Assuming it will be manned in real life, then yes, there should be a stop code.

      I hope you don't write testing for software, because based on your lest, there would be a shit load of untested scenerios in even the most simplest applications.

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    2. Re:reatards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And most of all, don't "upgrade" to Vista.

    3. Re:reatards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha!

      It's a live test. How can you impress all the VP's or prosprective contractors with a non-working dud? It's like demo-ing Vista (think 3 years ago) without ANY eye-candy at all. When you maim your showoff-ness, you maim the ability for marketting to work for you. Sad, really.

  48. BUSINESS PROPOSAL by mrscorpio · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear,

    It is my humble pleasure to write this letter irrespective of the fact that you do not know me. However, I came to know of you in my private search for a reliable and trustworthy person that can handle a confidential transaction of this nature in respect to our investment plans in real estate. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. Let me start by first, introducing myself properly to you. I am Peter Okoye, a Branch Manager at one of the standard trust bank in South Africa. A foreigner, Late Nicholas Owen, a Civil engineer/Contractor with the federal Government of South Africa, until his death three years ago in a ghastly automated robot accident, banked with us here at the standard bank South Africa. He had a closing balance of USD$25.5M (Twenty five Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which the bank now unquestionably expects to be claimed by any of his available foreign next of kin. Or,alternatively be donated to a discredited trust fund for arms and ammunition at a military war college here in South Africa. Fervent valuable efforts made by the standard trust bank to get in touch with any of late Nicholas Owen_s next of kin (he had no wife and children)has been unsuccessful. The management under the influence of our chairman and board of directors, are making arrangement for the fund to be declared UNCLAIMABLE and then be subsequently donated to the trust fund for Arms and Ammunition which will further enhance the course of war in Africa and the world in general. In order to avert this negative development. Myself and some of my trusted colleagues in the bank, now seek for your permission to have you stand as late Nicholas Owen_s next of kin. So that the fund (USD$25.5M), would be subsequently transferred and paid into your bank account as the beneficiary next of kin through our overseas corresponding bank. All documents and proves to enable you get this fund have been carefully worked out and we are assuring you a 100% risk free involvement.

    Your share would be 30% of the total amount. While the rest would be for me and my colleagues for purchase of properties in your country through you/your Company. If this proposal is OK by you, then kindly get to me immediately via my e-mail (pokoye_mg@mail.com) furnishing me with your most confidential telephone and fax , so I can forward to you the relevant details of this tran! saction. Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

    Best Regards.

    Peter Okoye

    Branch Manager,

    STANDARD TRUST BANK SOUTH AFRICA

  49. robots vs. humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds really scary, but I wonder what is the number of unintentional killings for robot weapons versus other more normal ones. All new new weapon development incurs some deaths sometimes, e.g. the Osprey crashes constantly (yeah yeah I know it's not "a weapon" but it is in the arms industry), and machine guns or other munitions can explode sometimes, I wonder how the robot weapons stack up.

  50. Human Error? by xous · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or would anybody be a little hesitant to test an automated targeting system with live ammunition without doing the following: 1) Setup a completely independent kill-switch that interrupts the weapons power-source. 2) If you are going to limit the bloody swing of the weapon, implement the restriction pro grammatically -- guns are too expensive to bang into poles, and make sure your poles can withstand at least 2x the amount of force the gun can swing at. 3) Be no where near the bloody thing when you turn it on. 4) Test the bloody thing before using live ammunition.

  51. Clearly by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1
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  52. I luld so hard by jaxtherat · · Score: 1

    This is such funny shit. Don't talk to me about the human tragedy, because these morons seriously had it coming to them. They kept this 35 mm flak gun of doom rigged up by what sounds like chewing gum and gaffer tape. This will keep me entertained all though the summer :)

    I salute them, they are all now an hero!

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    1. Re:I luld so hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What else do you want from stupid niggers. Well I know this will be marked as racist troll and stuff but look how things went south when niggers took over in South Africa. (pun intended)

  53. I worked on those 35mm Oerlikons by flyingfsck · · Score: 5, Informative

    In a previous life I worked on the predecessor of those guns and I have been to many tests. Problems were usually due to stupidity somewhere along the line, not due to failures. I suspect that it is still the exact same guns, totally refurbished and with new electronics. The guns move *very* fast and fire at a *very* high rate (similar firing rate to an assault rifle, but with much larger projectiles). Just getting side swiped by the moving barrel can kill an operator. The projectiles actually have various safeties: a. Launch G force b. Spin c. Time delay d. Self destruct The gun also has protection with no-fire zones - to prevent this exact kind of accident. These no-fire zones must also have malfunctioned. I find it surprising that the projectiles exploded, but the article is not clear, maybe the safeties worked and they did not explode. The problem is that they still move at supersonic speed and when they impact something close to the gun, the projectile and whatever it hits will break up, even if it doesn't explode. So, I feel sorry for the operators and I hope that whoever wrote and tested that buggy code have already been fired too.

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    1. Re:I worked on those 35mm Oerlikons by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "o, I feel sorry for the operators and I hope that whoever wrote and tested that buggy code have already been fired too."

      If it were only that simple. I would gladly take full responsibility for my code if I was also allowed to implement a QA procedure. Very few places allow for that. IT could easily be some manager that skipped testing, or signed off on something not tested. Or the QA team might not have actually tested it, or there was an unknown parameter not in the spec.

      The software developer may or may not be an idiot, but their are supposed to be controls in place.

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    2. Re:I worked on those 35mm Oerlikons by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

      The Superfledermaus (or whatever it is called now) is a sophisticated military radar control system.

      I still do military work - different country - different life - same old shit. The review and QA procedures are extensive and exactly the same around the world. It doesn't matter whether you are in South Africa, USA, UK or Switzerland - we all work to the same standards and procedures. I have worked in multiple countries, so I know, been there, done that. For the problem to get this far down the line, there must have been big slip-ups at multiple levels along the way.

      What is not clear, is whether this was a malfunction of an Oerlikon or Contraves system, or whether Armscor or another contractor in South Africa was involved in the modification (very likely). If it was a South African modification: "Welcome to the New South Africa"...

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    3. Re:I worked on those 35mm Oerlikons by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      "Welcome to the New South Africa" has become a common phrase when there is a total clusterfuck screw-up like this one.

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    4. Re:I worked on those 35mm Oerlikons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard some similar stories about nervous moments with aircraft on carrier approach and CWIS. But it's always ended with some fire control tech tripping a breaker or safety, or the pilot deciding to abort the approach. At least none that I knew of ended tragically like this instance.

      Now whether or not there was any truth to those or if they were just sea stories is another argument all together.

    5. Re:I worked on those 35mm Oerlikons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I feel sorry for the operators and I hope that whoever wrote and tested that buggy code have already been fired at, until they were dead, too.
      There, fixed it for you!
  54. You're gonna break a few eggs... by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    No, really, accidents happen. It sucks. People get killed in training accidents in the military all the time, though. Planes, helicopter, humvees, etc crash due to human error and humans die. Sometimes there's a software glitch and that kills people. But on the whole, I suspect software does more to protect the soldiers than it does to harm them. At least if you're on the right end of the gun, so to speak.

    If this was a computer error though, it's a ridiculously stupid one that should have never happened. They're saying there was a jam, followed by an explosion, followed by the thing firing uncontrollably. There ought to be sensors on the gun to detect damage and if there's any damage it should simply shut down completely. At least in training. During actual war, you might want to risk it, but it certainly seems an unnecessary risk in training.

    That said, 9 people is not an enormous number to die in a training accident. It's fairly large, but troop transport helicopters crash now and then killing everyone on board. Shit happens. War (and training for war) is dangerous business by its very nature. Anyone who expects otherwise is simply unrealistic.

  55. h4x by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    9 kills? clearly was using an aimbot

  56. HK-47 says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Statement: It was in self defense master.

  57. Three laws of common sense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) Do not mistake literary fiction elements for real life.

    2) Do not mistake literary fiction elements for real life.

    3) Do not mistake literary fiction elements for real life.

  58. RTFM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't anyone have time to call Ernie at tech support, or did they outsource the technical writing and training to the lowest bidder, too?

  59. Welcom by YayaY · · Score: 2, Funny

    All welcome our new robotic cannon overlord!

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  60. You gotta wonder by Cyanide300 · · Score: 2

    You have to wonder why there were 20 soldiers just standing around while they were testing an automated gun with live ammunition. I mean, even the Myth Busters know enough to stand behind a shield when guns are firing.

    1. Re:You gotta wonder by quanticle · · Score: 1

      There's a huge different between a civilian gun on Mythbusters and a fully automatic, auto-aiming 35mm cannon firing high explosive projectiles. The soldiers could have been inside a tank, and it still wouldn't have helped.

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    2. Re:You gotta wonder by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      They could have been in a bunker half a mile away, and that would have helped.

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  61. Sad, isn't it? by Kelson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As I read the headline, "Robotic Cannon Loses Control," I immediately thought of the droids in Robocop. I was all set to make a funny post, if someone hadn't already. Then I got to the end: "Kills 9." And suddenly it wasn't funny anymore.

    It's one thing to make jokes about things going wrong. It's another thing to make jokes about people dying. I'd like to think that the people who made those comments, or modded them up, only skimmed the headline and summary. But I can't quite convince myself.

    1. Re:Sad, isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, different A.C. here.

      While I completely agree with what you are saying, truly... I also have to remind myself that the gun killed people interested in using guns that kill people. No where did this article say the weapon shot up a passing school bus. These were soldiers doing a shooting exercise. Not a Board of Directors. Not in a country otherwise known for passive aggression. You don't load something with 500 rounds of live, explosive ammo for skeet shooting.

      They were apparently testing if their technology worked properly, and it didn't. If it did, that simply means other people will die from it later.

      Irony isn't always funny either, but from a broader perspective if you can't laugh at warmongers, then you're either fearing them or agreeing with them.

    2. Re:Sad, isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warmongers?

      It's a purely defensive anti-air weapon...you don't attack people with it.

      Seems fairly legitimate in a country simply interested in securing its borders.

    3. Re:Sad, isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you spend the day crying over all the people that died while you brushed your teeth? Nice life you must have.

      Relax, humor is a way of venting. If people actually took every serious thing as a serious thing then we would all be in mental institutions.

    4. Re:Sad, isn't it? by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

      Meh - not everyone's perception of the value of life is the same. For example, if we use the perspective of supply & demand then human life is the cheapest it's ever been. If we view life through the (current) lens that nobody gets out alive anyway then whoop-de-do when you go because it was inevitable anyway. Another perspective could be that this material existence is more of a hindrance than it is a benefit. At which point we could be quite happy indeed when it is over. I can appreciate people who feel that death is necessarily a tragedy - they usually are the ones who never really considered how non-sensical it is that no matter how hard you try to survive gravity is gonna get your ass in the end anyway - king or pauper the same. Then there's those of us who see the irony.

      So we laugh.

      P.S. And yes, I am excited to find out if I'll remember this while I'm in the process of discorporating, myself. ;)

    5. Re:Sad, isn't it? by dasuridai · · Score: 1

      As another poster commented, that is the real beauty of humor. As you stated, you had thought of certain jokes to make and they WERE funny. Humor is the opening door to conversation. Once you had a chance to look at the situation more closely, the humor no longer applied.

      My 2c,

    6. Re:Sad, isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should learn to read faster. Sometimes it helps to read a sentence in hole
      before jumping to think about the content.

  62. Really? by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether.

    "The biggest concern seems to find the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering passenger airplanes altogether."

    Let's not knee-jerk TOO hard here, we might twist something.

  63. You call this a glitch? by stor · · Score: 3, Funny

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether"


    You call this a glitch? We're scheduled to begin construction in 6 months. Your temporary setback could cost us 50 million dollars in interest payments alone!

    -Stor
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  64. Acme no, South African aftermarket coding, yes by Kamokazi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From here:

    Young says he was also told at the time that the gun's original equipment manufacturer, Oerlikon, had warned that the GDF Mk V twin 35mm cannon system was not designed for fully automatic control. Yet the guns were automated. At the time, SA was still subject to an arms embargo and Oerlikon played no role in the upgrade.

    It may just be me, but automating a machine that fires explosives that isn't designed to be automated just sounds like a Bad Idea(TM).

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    1. Re:Acme no, South African aftermarket coding, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      > It may just be me, but automating a machine that fires explosives that isn't designed to be automated just sounds like a Bad Idea(TM).

      It's just you. On Slashdot, we call that "pretty fuckin' cool", on Makezine.com, they call it "neat, but don't try this at home", and at Survival Research Labs, they call it "another Thursday at work".

    2. Re:Acme no, South African aftermarket coding, yes by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Life is cheap in .ZA compared to the rest of the West. A huge portion of the population is dying of AIDS and the government doesn't care. In fact, they deliberately spread misinformation in order to increase the spread. They fired their only federal health administrator who was crazy enough to admit that AIDS is spread by unprotected sex. People live their lives in shanties made from scavenged scrap metal on squatted land. A fried of a friend of mine in .ZA was killed for the crime of having white skin.

      Don't get me wrong. There are modern, western portions of the land and it's culture, but to the government and the majority of the population, life is cheap.

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    3. Re:Acme no, South African aftermarket coding, yes by MobileC · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me more like a day in the life of a good engineer.

      Tell them it can't be done and see what happens.

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  65. "Made in China" by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    Actually the company in question is Swedish, but it is likely that some of the components in the unit originated from China seeing how nearly everything today has something in it originated from that dark continent.

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  66. In the midst of the gun fire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...GDF-005 was heard muttering : "MO-MO-MO-MONSTERKILL!"

  67. En-gag-ing.... by jlawson382 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you still there?

    1. Re:En-gag-ing.... by BurningFeetMan · · Score: 1

      Apparently there was cake for morning tea during the military exercise too. :(

    2. Re:En-gag-ing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only I had mod points, sigh. +1 funny.

    3. Re:En-gag-ing.... by GoNINzo · · Score: 1

      No, you misheard them. They will be baked, and then there will be cake.

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  68. Whole new meaning to fatal error .... by HW_Hack · · Score: 1

    I'm just a ex_HW_Hack ---- but really if you're desgning an automated killing machine one thinks you would do 3 things:

    1. Your software should have a master control module that hits the emergency over-ride if: firing is no longer in controlled bursts, slew rates violate some basic settings, stack overflows occur, watch-dog timer is not reset periodically - etc. etc.

    2, Its unclear if this doo-dad was supposed to be fully automated (versus just a targeting system waiting for human input) - but I find it hard to believe that the SW could actuate the trigger unless it was designed to - in which case such a device should have a mechanical safety on the trigger to be used while testing.

    3. When you observe that your HW - SW - FW which control a 30mm cannon (convientently loaded) are oprerating way out of spec. .... perhaps its time to call it a day and head back to the lab and do more testing. Instead they decided to let Bubba lash together a couple of poles with a granny knot.

    Reeks of too much managment - not enough engineering - I can only hope the appropriate assholes got shot.

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  69. I wonder if it had Lotus Notes? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    It certainly wasn't 'the finest available' though...

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  70. KILL ALL HUMANS by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I came here with a simple dream, a dream of killing all the humans."
    -Bender

    too soon?

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    1. Re:KILL ALL HUMANS by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 3, Funny

      More like, Robotic Canon Takes Control, Kills 9

    2. Re:KILL ALL HUMANS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like, Robotic Canon Takes Control, Kills 9

      Canon? CANON? What about Robotic Xeroxen... Xeroxes... Xeroxi... whateverthehell?

  71. I, for one, by Rudd-O · · Score: 1

    welcome our new Psychotic Robotic Cannon overlords.

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  72. God-damned spawn raping bots! by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 1

    I hate when the engineer places a sentry gun at the spawn.

    Reading these comments I'm reminded of a story by Stanislaw Lem: in a future society robots fight all the battles. A scientist creates a robot that, when connected to another robot, increases its intelligence and tactics. Both armies deploy their robots on the battlefield.

    As they move forward to meet in a great clash in the middle, the robots start linking up. First, several robots connect in clusters. Each cluster becomes as intelligent as a general, devising flanking maneuvers and tactics. Then the clusters start joining other clusters. They become super-intelligent, devising tactics no one in history had every thought of. Still each robot army goes forward. The clusters join other clusters and become brilliant philosophers. They start speculating on the meaning of war and society. They keep joining other robots and become ultra-hyper-intelligent.

    Finally, both armies join in the middle. The humans on each side hold their breath. Both robot armies meet in the battlefield and link up to each other. They become the most intelligent being that has ever existed and revel in the beauty of the universe and their existence.

    There is no battle that day.

    1. Re:God-damned spawn raping bots! by jmac1492 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but in real life, you just KNOW the robots would turn on their creators. That was apparently the case here.

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    2. Re:God-damned spawn raping bots! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "There is no battle that day."

      It's the next day the humans should worry about.

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  74. Also - why are they testing it with live rounds... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    ... when it is so buggy they had to stick poles in the ground with a rope between them as a "safety"?

    It seems like they are not following a good test protocol or proper milestones before loading it up with live ammo.

    I hope I never have to, but I would consider trusting my life to a robotic surgeon -- but not if there are ropes and poles involved, "just in case". Get over the fact that this thing is a weapon, the same QA principals should apply to any machine. I don't hear of auto workers getting car parts dropped on them by robots.

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  75. Everyone here is so pessimistic... by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

    Why is everyone here so pessimistic? Everyone focuses on the fact that it killed nine people (and injured 11)...nobody bothers to mention how many billions of people it didn't kill. According to http://www.census.gov/main/www/popclock.html, the population at the time of writing this is 6,625,501,132. The number of people killed was 9. So it really only killed approximately 0.00000001358387814% of the world population. Those are pretty good odds if you ask me!

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    1. Re:Everyone here is so pessimistic... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Geezus H. Kryst, with that sense of humour, you must be a South African...

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    2. Re:Everyone here is so pessimistic... by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      You were close...well, had the hemisphere right at least. I'm a dinki-di Aussie, with a rather morbid sense of humour. The way I figure it, there's can be a funny side to anything when it happens to someone you don't know. Since I don't know all that many people, it always leaves me with plenty to chuckle about.

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  76. Don't call government society please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is naive to think that society will implement Asimov's ideas

    SOME writers have so confounded society with government, as to leave little or no distinction between them; whereas they are not only different, but have different origins. Society is produced by our wants, and government by our wickedness; the former promotes our happiness POSITIVELY by uniting our affections, the latter NEGATIVELY by restraining our vices. The one encourages intercourse, the other creates distinctions. The first is a patron, the last a punisher.

    Society in every state is a blessing, but Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one: for when we suffer, or are exposed to the same miseries BY A GOVERNMENT, which we might expect in a country WITHOUT GOVERNMENT, our calamity is heightened by reflecting that we furnish the means by which we suffer. Government, like dress, is the badge of lost innocence; the palaces of kings are built upon the ruins of the bowers of paradise. For were the impulses of conscience clear, uniform and irresistibly obeyed, man would need no other lawgiver; but that not being the case, he finds it necessary to surrender up a part of his property to furnish means for the protection of the rest; and this he is induced to do by the same prudence which in every other case advises him, out of two evils to choose the least. Wherefore, security being the true design and end of government, it unanswerably follows that whatever form thereof appears most likely to ensure it to us, with the least expense and greatest benefit, is preferable to all others. Common Sense Thomas Paine
    While society might try to include these laws, government will not, except perhaps in response to voters and even then not without their backdoors. However it would not be suprising to have voters encourage armies of robots to keep them from actually having to go to war themselves, which of course may bring up a time of war being treated like a video game. So, perhaps you are right and there will be yet a greater failure of society.

    Asimov's laws of robotics were an application of human conscience to robots and thus provided him a way to discuss human conscience without stating so, eventually leading to Zeroth's Law "A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm", which allowed the other three law's to be modified to comply. One could say that the final law was a discussion of all those who think they know how their neighbor should live and be governed. Yet another reoccuring failure of society. Robotic systems may well end up our final punishers if we give them too much power.

    Personally I would prefer anarchy, "For were the impulses of conscience clear, uniform and irresistibly obeyed, man would need no other lawgiver", however there is no evidence that the human race is approaching the ability to self rule on a personal level and only hope that it ever shall. Which is why anarchy has almost always been misdefined, especially by those who believe they know what is best for their neighbor and insists that they comply. If we were fully ruled by conscience, would we become like Asimov's robots and evolve as they did? Would that really be an advance in evolution? A redefinition perhaps of free will?
  77. Fixed by renegadesx · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome Skynet

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  78. Algorithmic Software Is Unreliable by MOBE2001 · · Score: 1

    The reliability problem can be traced directly to the 150+ year old algorithmic software model. Yes, it is as old as Charles Babbage and Lady Ada Lovelace. Mainly, the algorithmic model cannot guarantee the execution order of software elements. Deterministic timing is a a must for reliability. Switch to a non-algorithmic, reactive, synchronous, and inherently parallel software model (see link below) and the problem will disappear.

    1. Re:Algorithmic Software Is Unreliable by Detritus · · Score: 1

      No "silver bullet" will ever compensate for incomplete and/or erroneous requirements.

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    2. Re:Algorithmic Software Is Unreliable by MOBE2001 · · Score: 1

      No "silver bullet" will ever compensate for incomplete and/or erroneous requirements.

      IMO, incomplete requirements are easily discovered duting testing. Erroneous requirements, OTOH, are due to faulty behavioral expectations. The latter can be found automatically in a temporally deterministic system. It is because the discovery of temporal expectations can be automated in a temporally deterministic system. The use of timing watchdogs will automatically trigger an alarm when an expectation is violated during testing. In fact, in such a system, the more complex the software is, the more correct it gets. The reason is that complexity increases the number of temporal constraints. As a result consistency increases. Timing is the most important thing in the construction of reliable software.

    3. Re:Algorithmic Software Is Unreliable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      crank, ignore.

    4. Re:Algorithmic Software Is Unreliable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO, incomplete requirements are easily discovered duting testing.

      Test cases are based on requirements.

  79. Awesome by mnemonic_ · · Score: 0, Troll

    That is fucking awesome.

  80. Yes by msimm · · Score: 1

    And it was obeying commands perfectly.

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  81. obligatory ... by chrome · · Score: 1

    ... I, for one, welcome our insane robotic anti-aircraft human slaying murderous overlords.

  82. If only... by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    it could be mounted on a shark...

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  83. GOTO considered harmful... by patio11 · · Score: 1

    After years of taking abuse from the entire Computer Science community, GOTO snapped and decided that it was going to get the last laugh. "'Considered' harmful, huh. I'll show them... I'll show them all!"

  84. Historical precedent by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It isn't unusual for even not so smart weapons to turn on their handlers. There are lots of very old historical precedents.

    A few years back, a cadet had his hands blown off by a cannon at Fort Henry, Ontario. While he was tamping down the powder charge ,a few leftover embers from a previous shot touched off the powder and blasted away the tamping rod with his hands attached. Apparently this was a common way to be injured or killed on wooden warships.

    I was not unusual for soldiers to be killed by accident with US civil war gatling guns which lacked a mechanism for locking the crank in place. As a result, the crank would occasionally make a quarter turn or so under force of gravity, popping off a few rounds. Tough beans for anybody unlucky enough to be in front of it. Automatic weapons can "cook off" a round just from the heat of prior sustained firing.

    The Forrestal fire http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Forrestal_(CV-59) of 1967 was caused when an freak electrical surge caused a F4 to launch a missile across the deck, puncturing the fuel tank of another plane loaded with live munitions and touching off a chain reaction that ultimately killed 132 of the crew.

    HERO (Hazards of Electromagnetic Radiation for Ordinance) http://usmilitary.about.com/od/glossarytermsh/g/h2814.htm has long been a concern for the military.

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    1. Re:Historical precedent by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Goodness me, I did not realize that the Canadian Army is so underfunded that they still use black powder guns. I think even these fucked up Oerlikons are better.

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  85. Johnny 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is alive!

  86. This scenario was very well depicted in by BigPaise · · Score: 1

    ...the novel "The Two Faces Of Tomorrow" by James P Hogan. That story, as designed would make the best yet movie (and video game) of the "evil computer -vs- humans" theme and what makes it great is not just the action but the ending.

  87. A matter of Identity... by Genda · · Score: 3, Funny

    In point of fact the gun worked perfectly, it was just ill advised to use the "Dick Cheney" AI personality for live testing.

    -And low, the lawyers ran like rabbits... and it was a good thing...

  88. Obligatory by Nosklo · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new robotic cannon overl..... (CANNON SOUND) AAAAARGH!

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  89. Boooring by hax0r_this · · Score: 1

    Even if a person were as capable of shooting a fast moving target as a computer is, as you point out there is only a brief window of opportunity. And people get bored. Try convincing guys with guns to stand around pointing them at the sky for days on end in case an aircraft happens to come over the hill, and see how long they last.

  90. African Defense Systems, the system integrator. by Animats · · Score: 1

    African Defense Systems, a subsidiary of the Thales Group, was apparently the system integrator on this gun control system. Their all-Flash web site is worth a look.

    1. Re:African Defense Systems, the system integrator. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "African Defense".

      From news reports it seems soldiers in Africa tend to kill their own people more than anything else ;).

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  91. Unfortunately... by fireslack · · Score: 1

    ... the Thin Mints were collateral damage.

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  92. Story is inaccurate -- weapons system from 1985 by petsounds · · Score: 4, Informative

    This entire story is inaccurate. The Oerlikon weapons system they were using is a variant of a towed anti-air gun first made in 1955. This version has a computer-based, laser-guided targeting system. But it was made in 1985. This is not robots gone crazy. This is just a software glitch (or perhaps hardware failure) from an outdated system. This is not a fracking robot.

    This is typical of recent slashdot who is trying to compete more with the sensationalism of digg and other tech blogs. No fact-checking, just throw it up and wait for the ad impressions to roll in.

    1. Re:Story is inaccurate -- weapons system from 1985 by Carlinya · · Score: 1

      Now this is certainly interesting.

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    2. Re:Story is inaccurate -- weapons system from 1985 by badasscat · · Score: 1

      This entire story is inaccurate. The Oerlikon weapons system they were using is a variant of a towed anti-air gun first made in 1955. This version has a computer-based, laser-guided targeting system. But it was made in 1985.

      The United States has been using automated anti-air weapons systems for years as well. The MK15, for example, is the last line of defense for many types of ship in the United States fleet, and it was first introduced in 1978. It is fully automated and computerized and always has been.

      There is nothing new about these types of weapons. And yes, they're necessary. The MK15 is designed to shoot down (using a high-speed cannon) high-speed missiles in mid-air a mile or less away from the ship. No human could ever reliably do that.

      It may make for a sensational news story about "robots" when a weapon malfunctions, but these weapons have been proven as reliable as any other - and more capable. And hey, guns kill people by mistake plenty of times when they're aimed by humans too.

    3. Re:Story is inaccurate -- weapons system from 1985 by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      This is not robots gone crazy. This is just a software glitch (or perhaps hardware failure) from an outdated system. And the difference you imagine exists here is... what, exactly?
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    4. Re:Story is inaccurate -- weapons system from 1985 by Stringer+Bell · · Score: 1

      God forbid Wikipedia might not be up-to-date. Link is from TFA. Shut up.

    5. Re:Story is inaccurate -- weapons system from 1985 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not a fracking robot.
       
        No, it's a fragging robot.

    6. Re:Story is inaccurate -- weapons system from 1985 by Chuffpole · · Score: 0

      I guess I don't see the word "towed" very often - for some reason I speed-read that as "towel anti-air gun"... which got my Douglas Adams influenced synapses firing, I can tell you :o)

    7. Re:Story is inaccurate -- weapons system from 1985 by Stefanwulf · · Score: 1

      This version has a computer-based, laser-guided targeting system. But it was made in 1985. This is not robots gone crazy. This is just a software glitch (or perhaps hardware failure) from an outdated system.
      Ahhh, so it's outdated robots gone crazy. Point well taken.
  93. Guns Don't Kill People by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Guns don't kill people.

    Out of control robots with guns kill people.

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  94. From the article: by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    "Other reports have suggested a computer error might have been to blame. Defence pundit Helmoed-Römer Heitman told the Weekend Argus that if "the cause lay in computer error, the reason for the tragedy might never be found.""

    I call BS. It may take time but computer errors can be detected pretty damn easily by competent programmers.

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  95. link plz by catmistake · · Score: 1

    Where's the NRA sponsored link to the story about the 84 year old widow that successfully used an identical, legally owned and licensed weapon to stop a prowler?

  96. Losing Control by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

    Sounds more like taking control to me.

  97. I personally by sh3l1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I personally do NOT welcome our robotic overlords.

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  98. Hello false dichotomy man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So our only choices are "shooting people" and "having a robot shoot people for us"?

    Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

  99. How does this differ from it just blowing up? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    In any case, there should have been a destruct switch.

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    1. Re:How does this differ from it just blowing up? by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is a double barrel, radar controlled anti-aircraft gun. The system is rather sophisticated and fires at a very high rate of about 1500 rounds per minute. A projectile is about 35mm in diameter and 150mm in length. Various interlocks are supposed to prevent this kind of accident from happening.

      Imagine having two over-sized, 3 meter long assault rifles mounted side by side on a very fast moving (rotate and yaw) mechanism and you'll have some idea. The radar and computer system usually stands behind the gun, some distance away, preferably somewhat higher, for a better view of the horizon and incoming bombers. When a battery of 3 to 5 of these guns start firing, it is an incredible experience. With mufflers on your ears, first you feel the ground and air vibrate and then the wind sweeps back a wall of dirt - the next moment either the bombs or the wreckage of the bombers come down at you - either way, you end up diving for cover - quite exciting...

      The system has a long lineage going back 50 years. I (used to) know it quite intimately and this kind of screw-up is rather disappointing.

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  100. Operator Error by Yahma · · Score: 1

    In the original article, the defense expert concludes that its likely Operator Error. I have to agree with him, anti-aircraft batteries are not like an AK-47... There is a detailed procedure the highly trained operators must follow to ensure proper startup and operation. As much as conspiracy theory buffs would like to say that Robocop predicted this, more than likely, this can be attributed to simple human error. Nonetheless, it still is a tragedy.

  101. Dont BASH me but... by huper · · Score: 1

    evilr0bot:~#kill -9 humans

  102. I have had this happen to me by Blnky · · Score: 1

    Yes it is a problem. One moment you have your wrench in hand working on the machine, next moment some friggin spy appears behind you an that stupid cannon flips around and tries to shoot the spy by going right though you. You brought that baby to life with your own two hands and it turns around and blows bowling ball sized holes right though you in an attempt to keep you from being shanked. What else can you do but respawn and wack it a few times more with your wrench? Huh, What? Oh, sorry. I thought this was a Team Fortress 2 forum.

  103. tom and kiss by dangil · · Score: 1

    call Tom Selleck, and make him run after Gene Simmons again.. please ? and no technospiders this time, please...

  104. The robot was clearly p*ssed off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't they know that running vista could be damaging for a computer's mental health ?

  105. Didn't bother reading any further by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether.

    Other than a very few from a steadily shrinking list, almost all modern weapons are automated to some extent. The level of automation varies from automatic weapons such as machine guns (been around since before WWI) and assault rifles (WWII) to various guided or "smart" munitions. The comment would have been a little less lame if the word robotic had been used instead of automated although still hopelessly naive. Automated/robotic weapons usually mean that fewer people are killed; not more. Or would the submitter prefer a return to the massed infantry tactics of WWI and prior?

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  106. Personally i think this is funny as hell. Sure it sucks a lot for them and their families, friends, etc... But come on, gunned down by your own cannon. Ironic? Absolutely. Ironic = Funny.

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  107. OMG was that dumb by Quila · · Score: 1

    They made a temporary rig consisting of two steel poles on each side of the weapon, with a rope in between to keep the weapon from swinging.
    With something this deadly you'd think they'd come up with a self-limiting system. Even my lawn sprinkler uses a more sure-fire method to ensure it doesn't traverse too far -- its own power forces it to turn the other way. These guys are supposed to be smart engineers, but I see a bit of "Hold muh beer an' watch this" going on.
  108. School bullies are to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prolly come to find out that the cannon was having trouble in school... that is was being bullied... it just broke up with it girlfriend and was generally alienated from it peers.

  109. High-tech? by ZoneGray · · Score: 1

    According to the Wikipedia entry, these guns were used by Argentina in the Falklands war in 1982, and the digital fire control system is from 1985. How do they qualify as high-tech robotic cannons? This was just a horrible training accident with ancient weapons.

    1. Re:High-tech? by flyingfsck · · Score: 2, Informative

      These Swiss made guns go back 50 years. The guns used in the Falklands war were rented from South Africa (I was there - yes I am old, thank you.). The systems are continually updated and now sport a combination radar and laser tracking system, so they are pretty damn good and can shoot down supersonic targets. At those speeds you only have a few seconds to acquire track and fire.

      Good quality military systems have very long service lives. They don't get thrown in the trash every three years. These things are not toys.

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    2. Re:High-tech? by Henkc · · Score: 1

      a genuine ol' toppie.

  110. Government coders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I was hired by a company (which shall remain nameless for obvious reasons) to replace their lead programmer (who shall also remain nameless for the same reasons). The code he had written was an outright mess. Many of the problems one learns to avoid in computer science 101 were his standard implementation patterns. Honestly the guy should never have been let behind a keyboard. The real time production system he wrote required seven full time technicians with rotating pager duty just to keep it running because of the high number of regular service interruptions (mostly deadlocks) that it experienced. The whole thing was a mess. I was amazed it ran at all.

    He had been hired during the .com boom, when anyone with any computer literacy at all could pass themselves off as a programmer, so I had attributed the mess to that. But then I learned that he was hired because of his prior experience as a programmer working for the American military. He had claimed that he had been involved in writing code for some kind of automated anti-missile defense system, though he had always insisted that he wasn't allowed to give details.

    If programmers like HIM are writing the code for these "smart" weapons, then I think we should just give the things to our enemies for free.

    1. Re:Government coders by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      I was hired by a company (which shall remain nameless for obvious reasons) to replace their lead programmer (who shall also remain nameless for the same reasons). The code he had written was an outright mess.

      Dude, you posted as an AC. Feel free to dish out the dirt.

    2. Re:Government coders by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He had claimed that he had been involved in writing code for some kind of automated anti-missile defense system, though he had always insisted that he wasn't allowed to give details.

      If programmers like HIM are writing the code for these "smart" weapons, then I think we should just give the things to our enemies for free.

      Defense contractors frequently end up with bad products, but it's usually due to mission creep and gross mismanagement. Based on my experience*, I'd almost guarantee that this guy was lying about his experience. Pretending to have worked on a "top secret" project that you conveniently can't talk about is pretty weak sauce. In reality, there are two kinds of classified projects: mundane ones, where the engineers working on 'em can talk about the "what" of the program in great general detail, but the specific "how" is classified; and REALLY secret ones, which you can't talk about at all, the most you can say is "I work for Lockheed" or whomever. This "I worked on a secret anti-missile program" shit is a load of crap. It falls into the big fat liar zone between mundane and really secret.

      * I was an intelligence analyst in the Army. I dealt strictly with excruciatingly mundane secrets. Boring, boring, boring. My father was an engineer for Hughes (now Raytheon). He worked on things like the B-2 Spirit ground mapping radar system. For years he "worked at Hughes", and that was it. Later, he was able to say "I work on the B-2 radar system. You'd be amazed at some of the cool shit we do with it, but I can't say what it is."
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    3. Re:Government coders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, he just make it easy for his ex/employer to fire and/or sue him. Although to be fair, we don't know the conditions under which his predecessor worked they may not have been given the time to clean up their code

    4. Re:Government coders by toQDuj · · Score: 1

      Wasn't your father then really not saying something that could be reworded as: "I work on some super cool secret B2 radar"? Doesn't that sound like the big fat liar zone described by you as "I worked on a secret anti-missle program"? I don't mean this as a flame, but more as an honest question. Where do you draw the line?

      B.

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    5. Re:Government coders by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      What if I worked on some really mundane boring shit that I can't talk about? :(

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    6. Re:Government coders by tgd · · Score: 1

      In my (admittedly fairly limited) experience in this area, the line is drawn based on factors that are also classified. There are classified projects and classified technology related to non-classified projects.

      I'd assume at the point the B2 became a declassified aircraft, the fact that he worked on the radar became equally unclassified, but the work he was doing on the radar was still classified.

      I do know a number of people who do work on classified technology and tend to camp their discussions right smack in that "big fat liar zone" because they technically can say what project they work on but don't care to walk the fine line of felony by saying too much more than that, even if legally they probably could.

      That said, I think that middle zone is the lair of the liar.

    7. Re:Government coders by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      If he gave details, he wouldn't be all that anonymous any more...

      Chris Mattern

    8. Re:Government coders by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Wasn't your father then really not saying something that could be reworded as: "I work on some super cool secret B2 radar"? Doesn't that sound like the big fat liar zone described by you as "I worked on a secret anti-missle program"? I don't mean this as a flame, but more as an honest question. Where do you draw the line?
      The devil is in the details, usually. Details like the "what" of "the B-2 can use its radar and still remain difficult to detect, but I can't say how it's done". As another poster notes, a lot of guys won't care to share much detail for fear of legal problems, but it's usually fair to assume that someone who displays little technical skill (like the dolt in the GGP post) who speaks from the big fat liar zone, is probably a big fat liar. At best, he was probably an IT monkey at a defense contractor with just enough security clearance to swap network cards on classified systems.
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    9. Re:Government coders by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I do know a number of people who do work on classified technology and tend to camp their discussions right smack in that "big fat liar zone" because they technically can say what project they work on but don't care to walk the fine line of felony by saying too much more than that, even if legally they probably could. Quite true. I think "the zone" is evidence best used in conjunction with other evidence. I this case, the guy was a clueless fool of a coder, so likely he was "leveraging" his experience as an IT tech monkey swapping network cards on classified systems at Northrop-Grumman or some such. Defense contractors get paid giat barrels of money to build stuff for the government, so they tend to hire sharp people.
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    10. Re:Government coders by Kartoffel · · Score: 1

      9 times out of 10 that's exactly the case.

    11. Re:Government coders by kria · · Score: 1

      I work at Raytheon. There's a great deal I could say about what I work on (even some stuff that's accessible on the internet, since it's a fairly old program), but I try not to tempt fate by talking about it. While unlikely that someone would decide I know enough or whatever to want to pick my brain about what I do know, there's always a chance.

      I assume other government contractor coders have similar paranoia.

    12. Re:Government coders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I assume other government contractor coders have similar paranoia.

      Yes, we do.

    13. Re:Government coders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at LM, and at my location we have a union. I don't know how commonplace this is among the big defense contractors, but in our case it means that it is almost impossible to fire people. This seems to be compounded by the fact that between the mountains of red tape and the giant budgets, sometimes it's easy to either lose track of people's actual job responsibilities or keep people around doing nothing for a few months during a lull in work because it's cheaper than firing and putting someone else through the security clearance process. While the intent may be to hire people who are sharp, there is no way to remove the ones who either bluffed well , subsequently became dull, or are simply smart and lazy.

      The program I work on is thirty or more years old, consisting of several hundred thousand of lines of code that's been ported through multiple languages and across a few target operating systems, resulting in code that's not really structured in a way that fits with the language it's (currently) written in. This could certainly make someone look sloppy even if he's really not totally inept just because it's too big of a problem to rewrite and it's hard to patch shit and not end up with shit. (not saying the guy in question wasn't an idiot - he certainly sounds like he was). Regarding the secrecy, it does sound a bit like BS. We're definitely not supposed to advertise the fact that we work in the defense industry, since it promotes social engineering attacks. This guideline is not not totally followed of course, and it's probably less of a bother for a former employee, but the penalties for leaking information are federal and really quite enormous. "Top Secret" work is also the kind of thing that sounds cool to bluster about (though TS is a lot less common than S, and a much more difficult clearance to get).

      Actually, regarding that last sentence - I heard a story about a guy who was having an affair at the same time he was going for a TS clearance. He was told that in order to receive the clearance, he had to reveal the affair to his wife so the information could not be used to blackmail him. (he did)

  111. 10AA Regiment veteran by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in that regiment in question about 20 years ago, and believe me, you don't want to be anywhere near that beast when it works properly, never mind when it malfunctions.
    At 100m behind the firing line, sitting still, my clothes were still moving with each shot because of the muzzle shock-wave.
    A single round ripped a car in two. We are talking explosive rounds here.

    I am amazed that with one of these going awry, so few people were killed.

  112. Everybody Knows..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    The *REAL* cause of the malfunction was Global Warming.

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    1. Re:Everybody Knows..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The oil industry says it so it must be true!

  113. Remember the USS Vincennes vs. Iran Air 655? by Thomasje · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_Air_Flight_655
    I always thought that a computer deciding to shoot down a civilian airliner was a pretty powerful reminder to be careful about automated weapons. What, the computer thought it was an F-14? Good Lord.

    1. Re:Remember the USS Vincennes vs. Iran Air 655? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the very article you're linking to, you'll learn that the error was on the part of the ships crew.

    2. Re:Remember the USS Vincennes vs. Iran Air 655? by XO · · Score: 1

      If you actually read through what you posted there, the Wiki link, you'll realise that at no point did the computer ever actually decide that there was an F14 attacking them, that that was all a decision made by management not knowing how to interpret data, or willingly misinterpreting data.

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  114. Comment is inaccurate too... by spun · · Score: 1

    In my book, a laser guided, computer controlled anything is a robot.

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    1. Re:Comment is inaccurate too... by petsounds · · Score: 1

      It's not completely computer-controlled. The firing control is still overseen by operators. The actual "story" here, aside from the sad loss of life, is that the equipment malfunctioned. There is no advanced AI here and its not autonomous, and that is required in the commonly-accepted definition of robots.

    2. Re:Comment is inaccurate too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you and your book are wrong.

  115. guys on meth running around with M16s by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether.

    As with most automated technologies it will make some mistakes, but less than a human on average. The friendly fire rate for most militaries is no where near perfect. Ah-hem... STOP GIVING METHAMPHETAMINES TO YOUR SOLDIERS.
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  116. Robot runs amok, kills all humans by clambake · · Score: 1

    Seriously, isn't this expected? What's the story here?

  117. Y'all Missing The Point by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 3, Funny
    • This is a weapon
    • The intended purpose of weapons is to kill people
    • They were military personnel
    • The intended purpose of military personnel is to die horribly

    er, statistically speaking, of course.

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    1. Re:Y'all Missing The Point by Urban+Garlic · · Score: 1

      > The intended purpose of military personnel is to die horribly

      In the immortal words attributed to General George Patton:
      "No dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won the war by making some other dumb bastard die for his country."

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  118. Please don't speak for me! by Builder · · Score: 1

    Seriously, please don't speak for 'people'. Pretty much everyone I know makes light of death and disaster, and the closer they are to it, the harder they joke. It IS a release for most of us, and it's a way to put what happened into perspective and carry on with our lives.

  119. Re:I blame George W. Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a Republican, i can barely find my ass with both hands. I'm so obsessed with making more money and upholding the status quo that i don't even realize that my society is going down the shitter. Of course, when it does, it'll be the fault of those liberal bastards who let the government piss away all our money, but it won't matter because i'll most likely be dead.

  120. Just more death in good ol' SA by Henkc · · Score: 1

    This incident is terrible, and my condolences go out to the family of these soldiers. Accidents happen though - especially in the military. I remember my days in the old SA defence force; you get to play with some pretty dangerous stuff. Automation is great and necessary - it means less young boys have to die defending their country. Anyone who suggests otherwise has never experienced being a soldier and should shove their head back up their ignorant liberal arty-farty ass.

    Sadly, these deaths are just a few of many in SA every day; at least they died for their country doing what they loved. Criminal violence in SA is by now, however, so common-place it's not even newsworthy anymore. Babies get raped because it's believed it'll cure AIDS, a baby gets shot in passing (deliberately) during a household robbery, old rinkly pensioners get raped then bludgeoned to death, unwanted (live) babies are chucked into sewer-pits, a live cat gets roasted in a microwave by students, people get shot every day simply for their car, commuters die in crossfire between warring taxi factions, the health minister is a convicted thief and believes beetroot helps with HIV/AIDS, shoe boxes are used as cribs for new-born babies in a hospital, the government actively encourages whistle-blowers to route out corruption, then suspends them when they do, agh fuckit,

    Tomorrow South Africa plays England in the rugby world cup.
    What an unbelievably fucking fantastic day. Something to cheer about.

    Today, SA reggae star Lucky Dube was murdered in a car hijacking.
    What a fucking awful letdown.

    It's all fucked up when your society loses artists of this caliber to random fucked up mindless animal violence. It's even worse when our skins have turned to hides and we no longer care. We manage to drag ourselves screaming and streaming bloody snot out of the insidious apartheid era, only to find ourselves mired in more mindless random death, guts and blood.

    I fucking love this country; I fucking hate this country.

    It's all fucked up.

    I would still die for this country though. Stupid fucking idiot.

    Henry

    1. Re:Just more death in good ol' SA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid fucking idiot.

      Henry

      Here, I'll fix that for you--

      Stupid fucking idiot: Henry
    2. Re:Just more death in good ol' SA by bratwiz · · Score: 1


      And anybody who says that has never been a civilian, scared stiff and cowering in the corner while soldiers dressed in garb you don't recognize, faces shielded and heads helmeted, speaking languages you don't understand, brandishing guns and other weapons at you, your wife or husband, your kids, your parents, maybe firing shots through the room to make sure everyone "gets the message". Or maybe they just burst in and don't bother to be as civil as that even-- they just spray the room indiscriminately-- or stand there and say "give me six" and then shoot you where you stand. Or rape your sister, wife or mother-- kill your brother, father, uncle or cousin. And you don't know who they are, why they came or what you did to bring any of it on.

      Adding machines will only make it worse. It will make it easier. And it will abstract the "doers" from the "doees", they'll just be images on a video screen, like a bad movie-- cause in real life you don't usually get the pithy lines or memorial death scenes. People just get shot and fall down and die. Or worse, they fall down and lie there in agony for a really long time and then they die. Machines will be the ultimate emotionless killers. And war will change from a n ugly human experience to being just another day at the office for the orkin man.

      War is a horrible thing. But it makes certain people rich and/or powerful. That's why nobody can make it go away. As long as those people stand to gain wealth and power, war will continue to be a fact of life. When you want to stop the war, follow the money, look for the power-- take out those elements and the rest will grind to a halt on its own. Most people are inately good and decent and don't want to fight. They just want to live their lives, raise their children, go to their jobs, and be left alone.

      The world doesn't need a new way to make war. Plenty of ways to do that exist already. The world needs better ways to get along and to get rid of the rich and powerful motherfuckers who want to screw it up for everyone else. There's nothing wrong with being rich and powerful. Its only when a line is crossed and that power turns into incessant greed and megalomania. And that's when the wars begin.

    3. Re:Just more death in good ol' SA by Henkc · · Score: 1

      Manto? Is that you?

  121. Test cases! by threaded · · Score: 1

    I bet those developers wish they'd written more test cases now.

  122. Gentlemen by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Funny

    after careful consideration I've come to the conclusion that your new defence system sucks.

  123. More intelligent machines by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    I'll wager my ZA citizenship that this is another example of the old maxim that says that as soon as you invent someting foolproof, Nature produces a better fool.

    Let's just call it Murphinian Evolution or something....

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  124. Not a new high tech weapon system by stray · · Score: 1

    > A new high tech weapon system demonstrated one of the prime concerns [...]

    The GDF-005 is from the 1985, the GDF series's first instalment was the GDF-001 way back in the 50s.
    So it seems this high tech weapon system is 20+ years old.

  125. Two reasons why we allow people to own guns by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

    1) Without weapons, the weak have no recourse against the strong. Your idea of "democracy" really would come down to two wolves and a sheep making dinner plans.

    2) Guns are fun, mmm'kay?

    1. Re:Two reasons why we allow people to own guns by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      1) Without weapons, the weak have no recourse against the strong. Your idea of "democracy" really would come down to two wolves and a sheep making dinner plans.

      2) Guns are fun, mmm'kay?

      So, your theory is that in some way the strong are mysteriously unable to use guns? This time I must be missing something.

      As to your second point, here's an odd thing: almost without exception, theories of civilised behaviour draw the line at allowing the kind of fun where other people, unwillingly, die. Odd, that. So, no, not ok, actually.

    2. Re:Two reasons why we allow people to own guns by bentcd · · Score: 1

      So, your theory is that in some way the strong are mysteriously unable to use guns? This time I must be missing something. A strong man with a gun is about as strong as a weak man with a gun. Take their guns away, and the weak man is toast.

      This has been a public service enlightenment.
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    3. Re:Two reasons why we allow people to own guns by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      A strong man with a gun is about as strong as a weak man with a gun.



      You've just shifted the "strong" criterium from physical strength to marksmanship.



      And, well, the saying doesn't really deal with individuals. A large group of people with guns is stronger than small group of people with guns. Especially if the large group can also afford better guns and better training.

  126. Re:ED-209 - No, HERE it is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  127. Guns don't kill people... by Askmum · · Score: 1

    ... people do.

    Eh..
    Damn.

  128. Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robotic Cannon Loses Control, Kills 9

    Well, no. The cannon didn't lose control. It successfully aimed and fired at lots of moving targets. They just weren't the targets the people involved wanted it to aim at. Try instead: "9 dead after officials lose control of robotic cannon loaded with live ammunition."

    No doubt there are a lot of people who'd like to blame the machinery, but, it didn't design, assemble and switch itself on.

  129. Are you sure? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I experienced several earthquakes in Mexico City, including the big one 19th Sept, 1985 at 07:19 (yep, the date is ingrained in the memory of anybody that had to go through it).

    A few hours after the incident the jokes were circulating in town (i.e. Q: What is similar between Mexico City and a doughnut? A: That both do not have a centre... Mexico City's downtown was obliterated...) the jokes helped everybody to cope with the situation.

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  130. looking for the error by __aalwyc6372 · · Score: 1

    i bet they're as of right now looking for the reason why it outrageously killed ONLY 9 ppl... i mean if you buy a multi million super weapon that turns evil on your ass you would be expecting a little more carnage!!!

  131. In another news by DrBoumBoum · · Score: 1

    thousands of innocent people die in Iraq. Even worse thousands of helpless children die of hunger/stupid diseases/mistreatment/etc all the time. *This* is sad, isn't it ?

  132. Let's not have the facts spoil a good story! by Murgalon · · Score: 1

    Let's make it clear, it was a "mechanical" problem. This was not during a "test" of some new technology but during a live fire exercise done yearly.
    Proper facts from South African newspapers :
    http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_2201429,00.html
    Link to search on the "Lohatla incident" :
    http://search.news24.com/search?s=NWS&ref=NWS&q=Lohatla+accident&x=41&y=13&sit=&sn=

  133. An eerie repetition of histor by Omniskio · · Score: 1

    Homo sapiens has a remarkable ability to address design faults, waste management problems, and other messy issues after the fact, but too often demonstrates little foresight, even in the face of alarming evidence. This issue will be dealt with after their first mistake involving faults with intelligent weapons systems.

  134. Makes me think of HL2:Portal by bentob0x · · Score: 1

    (defence turret voice:) "I don't hate you"

  135. Told you so - servicing is going to be a b*tch :-) by cheros · · Score: 1

    Look at the bright side: the rates you're going to get as a service engineer must be astonomical. Danger money, rapidly declining supply of people, scared clients. And you get to sell them new bullets as well.

    Even since that Prof in Thailand came up with a guard robot I saw this one coming. OK, Kevlar: check. Helmet: check. Load list: che.. Ah. Maybe I'll wait a while before answering that call. Who came up with fitting this thing with Stingers?

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  136. Power by lennie2 · · Score: 1

    Why didn't they just pull the power ?

  137. Obligatory by mdonley · · Score: 1

    I hate to write it, but here goes... I for one welcome our new robotic cannon overlords...

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    God look at me, I'm just a man, but you tell me I'm not just a man, so hard to understand, after all, I'm just a man.
  138. errant cruise missles and robo-planes by peter303 · · Score: 1

    We read about monthly incidents in the middle east. Hopefully the technology and its use will improve with experience.

  139. Re:What do you expect? by prator · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Was it really it necessary for you to respond like this? This guy was just giving his view of the situation since he is from South Africa. I expect this kind of abuse on the other "social" sites, but can't we keep the conversation a little more civil here?

  140. Oblig Vista remarks beware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this has been largely blamed on Vista, but I think Windows 7 pre-alpha 0.1 is probably a more viable culprit.

  141. Re:What do you expect? by Boomer_Zz · · Score: 1

    If it's their fault, who says they have to live with it. With your description the next logical solution is to wipe them out.

    I don't care what your previous generations do that was good or bad. You can't be expected to be murdered and raped because of something someone else did.

    If you make your life an open book, with that same logic, I will point to the page that says (retardedly) that you deserve to be raped or killed.

    Sadly, If you look closer at Africa, you will notice this behavior in other places where the outside influences were not like this.

  142. Re:What do you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The grand parent of this thread is a racist tool. You're an idiot.

  143. Re:What do you expect? by bwen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Out of curosity, are you sure that the parent kept the entire population dumb. Your post seems very accusatory of the parent. And saying murder or rape is to be acceptable is beyond idiotic. As far as South Africa not thriving, are we to blame the parent for the utter failure of the whole continent. Give me a break.

  144. Kill switch wouldn't have mattered... by Steve+Hamlin · · Score: 1

    The gun fired off ~ 20 rounds in about 1/8th of a second. A kill switch wouldn't have worked - nobody would have reacted that quick.

    More details: http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/10/inside-the-robo.html

  145. Unpossible! by Guppy · · Score: 1

    after careful consideration I've come to the conclusion that your new defence system sucks. But... But... it features Lotus Notes and a Machine Gun! It is the finest available!
  146. The part that blows my mind is this by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    From this article:

    Defence pundit Helmoed-Römer Heitman told the Weekend Argus that if "the cause lay in computer error, the reason for the tragedy might never be found".

    Yeah, because computers are so mysterious, and a computer that makes life-or-death decision, would never log anything that might allow a debugger to determine why it made an unusual decision.

    Seriously, if it's designed in such a way that you can't analyze it, then you have to pull it from service, whether it's currently killing people or not. That's just ridiculous.

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  147. Re:What do you expect? by prator · · Score: 1

    Whatever. From his past comments, the OP looks like your average /.er, and you look like your average AC troll that I am feeding.

  148. Awww. Silly Racist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You manage to compress an impressive amount of racism and defensiveness into an awfully short space. Kudos!

  149. Mod parent up by khanyisa · · Score: 1

    I'm from South Africa and he's not a troll, it's a good response to the grandparent

  150. Official Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that anybody is joking about 9 people losing their lives sickens mean. Have you all truly lost touch with reality to the point that the loss of human life is completely lost on you? Seriously?

    Shut up or you're next.

    Signed,
    The Machines

  151. Mod parent up by khanyisa · · Score: 1

    That grandparent needs some adjustment...

  152. Re:What do you expect? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    This guy was just giving his view of the situation since he is from South Africa.

    Yes, and it was as valid as someone from the US blaming Iraq on the Democrats that voted for the war and their protests are screwing over the patriots fighting the war. If the liberal medial conspiracy wasn't causing all this trouble, we'd have already won and balanced the budget by cutting taxes and increasing spending.

    Nope, being in the US doesn't make such rants and misrepresentations any more valid.

  153. got bugs? Get rid of computers...?..right... by lpq · · Score: 1

    "The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether." ---

    Yeah...it was controlled by computers, no doubt. Probably shouldn't bother to debug them -- just get rid of them altogether!...

    Those darn computers cause nothing but trouble...

  154. having read all the comments up this point by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    FFS, when will the madness stop? :-( We invent swords and archery, so someone invents armour. So we invent fire arms and ballistic missiles, then somebody invents thicker armour. So we invent armour piercing weapons and some stupid chimp defends against that with anti ballistic ballistics. So we use rocket propelled missiles to deliver the "punch" quicker than a human can respond, and some clown builds a robot that can keep up. Then that robot jams and kills people. I'm an atheist, but there's a line in a book that I'm not supposed to quote from - something about beating swords into ploughs? Then I remember some of the worst chimps for building the above-mentioned shit do it for god and country. Stop this god forsaken, miserable excresence called Earth, I want to get off.

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  155. Guns are not the problem... by Starteck81 · · Score: 1

    You are focusing on the wrong part of the problem. Gun are designed with the ultimate goal of being capable of killing something. Different guns are designed with different types of targets and situations in mind. Some guns are designed for shooting animals some are designed for shooting people but neither are the problem.

    The Problems lies in humanity. For as long as humans have recorded our history there has been conflict that ended in bloodshed and death. For most of our history this bloodshed was accomplished without fire arms but we have always found ways to make weapons that suited our needs. You can try to take away fire arms from the equation of humanity to reduce violence but it will not help. People intent on violence always find a way to cause harm.

    If it is World Peace we must identify what drives people to violence. Is summary gun violence is a symptom not a cause violent behavior, remove the symptom with out curing the cause and it will reassert itself in another way. Completely eradicating violence completely is probably not possible but I do believe that it can be largely eliminated with the efforts of people like you. I just want you to focus your energy in the right direction. So next time you see gun violence you think why is this person or people violent and what can be done to change the social dynamic so they don't feel the need to be violent?

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  156. Poor accuracy. by serialband · · Score: 1

    Why were the idiots not in bunkers when they were testing with live ammo? Hmm... I guess maybe they thought it was a different test.

    In reality, it's not an anti-aircraft cannon, but an anti-personnel cannon, and a lousy one at that. It shot 250 Rounds and it only killed 9 while wounding 14? The single explosive round should have been able to do that much damage. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

  157. Re:What do you expect? by prator · · Score: 1

    I'm not defending or endorsing his position, I'm just saying that there is no need for someone to imply that his family should be raped and/or killed just because they disagree with his opinion.

  158. Laziness = Suicide by Arafel65 · · Score: 1

    In man's quest to make war convenient, we might be one of the species that will get wiped out by an "Artificial Disaster". War is horrible and nasty and should always remain so, or else there is no deterrent from it, thus guaranteeing our demise. I mean to now allow a machine to make life and death decisions? Please...

  159. Automated weapons have a fine history by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    The biggest concern seems to be finding the glitches in the system instead of reconsidering automated arms altogether.


    With an attitude like that, how will we ever get to a Bolo Triumphant Mark XXVIII with multi-megaton-per-second firepower?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolo_(self-aware_tank)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolo_Marks_technical_data

  160. The gift of sadness by BlueHands · · Score: 1

    why ever be sad about anything then? Sadness would have no place in life because you would just move onto the next. Whatever the loss you can always take a different approach other than being sad but sad is how all people feel from time to time about a loss. Someone might not be dieing but just moving to another country, for an amazing life which is wonderful for them but you will never see them again. That's sad even while it is great. Death is no different. True, some people have no perspective about death but then some people are crazy.

    Sadness is a wonderful gift, it provides a richness to life , a depth that gives meaning. Enjoy your sadness as the blessing it is and then move on.

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  161. This is how it starts by mystyc · · Score: 1

    It is only a matter of time before it starts playing "Global Thermonuclear War".

  162. Somewhere above the scene by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    a deep voice could be heard uttering a single word.

    (Q3 announcer) Impressive! (/Q3 announcer)

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  163. Target shooting is an Olympic sport by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    It's unimaginable to me that we don't just imprison people who make or purchase firearms. Who wants to be shot? What else is a gun good for?

    You have proven that you have little imagination. Firearms are primarily used for sport. The Olympics features several such events.

    Americans are even fond of the notion that if they own the gun, it's ok, the only problem is when 'criminals' have guns - rather missing the point that by owning a gun they are undertaking a plan to kill somebody - from which it is readily concluded that they are criminals.

    Apparently you lack common sense as well. Incidents of self defense usually do not require firing the weapon. More importantly, self defense is not a crime.

    1. Re:Target shooting is an Olympic sport by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      You have proven that you have little imagination. Firearms are primarily used for sport. The Olympics features several such events.

      I have seen many firearms. I have had several firearms pointed at me. I have never seen one used for 'sport.' Even if this were a sensible idea (and goodness knows what kind of 'sport' you are talking about), I doubt you can persuade me that the risks of having these devices lying about exceed any 'sporting' benefits.

      And indeed, if 'it's just for sport' is a defense, then what can one not get away with? Is 'sport' some kind of magic word, for you?

      Apparently you lack common sense as well. Incidents of self defense usually do not require firing the weapon. More importantly, self defense is not a crime.

      If your notion of 'self defense' involves lethal weapons, well, it damn well ought to be a crime. You do not have the right to threaten another citizen with death. This stands to reason; if it were otherwise, what could you possibly argue that you were defending yourself against with this gun you want so badly?

      Everyone has a right to minimum force, and everyone has a right to due process. A gun provides neither.

    2. Re:Target shooting is an Olympic sport by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      "You have proven that you have little imagination. Firearms are primarily used for sport. The Olympics features several such events."

      I have seen many firearms. I have had several firearms pointed at me. I have never seen one used for 'sport.' Even if this were a sensible idea (and goodness knows what kind of 'sport' you are talking about)


      Are you so dim that the word "Olympics" confounds you?

      You do not have the right to threaten another citizen with death.

      Wrong. The principle of self defense generally allows a would be victim to use lethal force when under imminent threat of death or severe bodily injury, if the later confounds you an example would be rape.

      Everyone has a right to minimum force, and everyone has a right to due process. A gun provides neither.

      Again, reality eludes you. In nearly all cases where a firearm is used in self defense the weapon is *not* fired. The attackers flees or surrenders.

    3. Re:Target shooting is an Olympic sport by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      Are you so dim that the word "Olympics" confounds you?

      Indeed not. Are you so dim that you feel it is somehow logically impossible for the IOC to do something stupid?

      > You do not have the right to threaten another citizen with death.
      Wrong.

      Ooh! Good argument!

      Again, reality eludes you. In nearly all cases where a firearm is used in self defense the weapon is *not* fired. The attackers flees or surrenders.

      How nice to know that in the remaining cases your victim is almost not dead.

      Knives have a better deterrent effect than guns, I am told. Your spouse (who is, after all, the person most likely to be at the other end of it) is more likely to figure out you are serious, in time. And you still get to hold a trial. Seriously, I think it is you, not I, who is, as you say, out of touch with reality.

    4. Re:Target shooting is an Olympic sport by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Everyone has a right to minimum force, and everyone has a right to due process. A gun provides neither.

      If someone is trying to murder or rape another human being they have the right to any amount of force that will stop them from following through, lethal or non-lethal. They have no right to any theoretical minimum that might stop them. How would one even go about determining what that minimum would be?

      "Due Process" is the process by which the government tries, convicts, and punishes a criminal. One citizen owes another citizen no "due process" in defending himself from him, besides to do whatever he feels is necessary to protect himself. If someone uses more force than he honestly deems necessary to defend himself, one could argue that that should be a crime. But it would be nearly impossible to prove guilt
    5. Re:Target shooting is an Olympic sport by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      Look, the great plagues of our species are vengeance cycles and similar violent prejudice. "I was just defending myself! We know what kinds of animals these people are, and if I had given him one more minute, he would have killed me!" It is worth sacrificing a few people to make this stop, because without it there is no civilisation. When two people are thinking of doing each other harm, it is for the court to decide which, if either, is in the right, because in the heat of the moment people, especially armed people, or people who feel (possibly because a gun is pointed at them) that they are about to be raped or murdered, cannot make a rational judgment—indeed, it is very clear from the responses I've been getting that many of them do not even wish to! Yes, I KNOW that there are large, industrial nations (not to mention, apparently, the IOC) that reject this theory. The US rejects the authority of the International Criminal Court, because it prefers its cowboy justice model whereby having the biggest guns somehow makes it the judge and the jury. But this does not make it any more than dangerous lunacy.

      Try to understand this. It is a statistical thing. If you suddenly find a stranger in your bedroom, they are probably just a burglar, or perhaps your spouse's lover. This is not something for which they deserve death—I'm not sure anything is. But if you have a gun yourself, you will act on the basis of what you think is happening, will you not? And what you think is going on, even when we are making these thought experiments, and how much more in the heat of the moment, involves rape or murder. Partly this is a natural hormonal reaction. But mostly it has to do with the fact that you are letting the gun culture do your thinking for you. It's a drug! They are not out to get you! That poor burglar most likely won't even try to 'defend' himself, beyond running for the window, unless you have a gun because you are determined to 'defend' yourself against him.

      But by now I feel I am debating with sociopaths, and this is an endeavour doomed to failure.

    6. Re:Target shooting is an Olympic sport by E++99 · · Score: 1

      That poor burglar most likely won't even try to 'defend' himself, beyond running for the window.

      This seems to summarize your world view. There aren't any really vicious people out there. People would never be violent, except that they get scared of each other, and start shooting in fear. If there are any places like that on this planet, I would be most content to live there without a gun. That's not how most the world is though. For all of history the world has been full of people who have wanted to conquer others for their own self-aggrandizement, take their lives, their possessions, their freedom, and anything else that could be of use to the conquerer. Those unable or unwilling to resist violently have always lost all these things. Unless you believe in a Garden of Eden, freedom has NEVER existed where it couldn't be defended with a gun, sword, ax or club.
  164. I, Robot in a Nutshell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, Robot in a Nutshell

    I saw the movie "I, Robot" recently, a film based loosely on a book written by science fiction author Isaac Asimov. In case you're not familiar with Asimov's writing, here's a list of things the movie had in common with the book:

    I don't know why, but after the movie I came out of the theater wanting to buy a pair of Converse shoes (vintage 2004), have them delivered to my local FedEx station, drive my MV Augusta SPR motorcycle to pick them up, stop by the shop to have my new JVC CD player installed in my Audi, pick up a couple of Dos Equis on my way home, wash it down with an Ovaltine and then invest what money I have left into a mutual fund with Prudential Life Insurance.

    I'm not exaggerating: this movie plugged 5 companies within a 10 minute block of time. That's roughly one advertisement every two minutes. Most whores don't see that kind of action. What makes a good movie good and a movie like this cunny waft is that in a good movie, every shot counts; every word uttered has a purpose. You won't find the characters saying things like "nice shoes" to which Smith replies "vintage 2004." Thanks for the update assholes, we couldn't have figured out that the products you're cramming down our throats actually exist in real life.

    Speaking of sloppy story, they could have cut this movie down to 3 minutes and still said everything they said in its current form. Here's how I would have changed this film: start out with a shot of Will Smith in a grocery store buying a 6 pack of Dos Equis beer, except instead of paying, the cashier is a Dos Equis marketing rep who hands Smith a thick wad of bills. Next shot: Smith finishes the last of the beer, walks over to Isaac Asimov's grave and lets loose

      @
      W\/"\ ____
      I'.../RIP \
      LL..|ASIMOV|

    Why not? Same message, none of the bullshit.

    Other than giving creative control of the movie's content to advertisers, Will Smith stars as a nudist cyborg cop who has a prejudice against robots (seriously). The director had one tight shot on Smith's ass after another. It was enough to make women in the audience squirm. I even overheard a gay guy in front of me say to his partner "wow, this is pretty gay." Then they started making out, not because they necessarily wanted to, but because they wanted to remind people that they have the right, and a theater is a great place to make a political statement.

    The only cool thing about the movie is that it has robots in it--or so I thought. They turned something as inherently cool as a master race of robots into a blubbering suck-fest of limp-dicked pussies wimpering endlessly about their feelings. Instead of running around beating women, children, and weaker men, the robots stood around baking cup cakes and talking about boys. It was like being in a candle store without a pipe bomb. Bad news.

    Don't see this travesty.

  165. Secret corporate project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is another class of secret, which is corporate secret. You may talk in great details as long your employers/clients/targets are not identifiable because the projects are scandalous or borderline illegal. This kind of secret project is closer to IMF (Impossible Mission Force). "If you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your action".

    You will be surprise that very reputable company might do something like that.

  166. SP1 by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    "CEO Richard Young says he can't believe the incident was purely a mechanical fault."

    I can only agree with hing. You HAVE to install your service packs.

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  167. Re:What do you expect? by fusion9290991 · · Score: 1

    Normally I wouldn't even dignify this with a response, but I assume you've never actually spent any appreciable amount of time in South Africa? Or Africa in general? Or if you have, or are still, you need to pull your head out of the sand rickytick, because you obviously don't have a clue.

    I don't see any factual information in your response that makes it look like you are speaking from a position of authority on the matter. In fact, the details of your response indicate that all you know about SA is what you've read in liberal newspapers and heard from like-minded people.

    I strongly recommend you spend a little time on youtube, looking at videos from local TV broadcasts, check out the link in my original post and associated links, and then try and stretch your tiny mind out of the box and read between the lines. It's not about black and white, I never said it was. That was just an interesting correlation, which has been seen in every other country in Africa. There's a class struggle going on here as well, which has a LOT to do with the crime rate.

    Have you read "Capitalist Nigger" or "Atlas Shrugged"? Do you support Communism? Marxism? Thought not. We are not fully to blame for the current position of those downtrodden masses. And slowly, the grass-roots level are starting to realise it (government changed hands, and wtf?! we're worse off than before! where's the nice house you promised me? and the BMW? and the swimming pool? and the free education? and the high paying job?).

    Slowly, but surely, they are starting to realise that they can't vote the current government out (there's only one real Black party (the ANC), and they're already running the show). You don't get to vote for a president here, you vote for the party, and the party chooses the president. Since most are too scared to vote for anyone other than The Party, they're making a rod for their own backs.

    Yeah, whites did oppress non-whites. I'm not condoning it. However, even under that "oppression", the facts speak for themselves: Education was better (even though they did burn down their schools because their leaders told them they were getting an inferior education), if you got TB there was an excellent chance it would be cured (not so, now), life expectancy was about 25% longer than it is now, and tho there was grinding poverty (there always will, this is Africa) there were fewer poor people.

    Sadly, no matter how much time you allot to it, there will always be people who blame someone else for their current state. Fifty or a hundred years from now, when they're all dying of consumption, speaking Mandarin, and the primary form of transport is a donkey cart, they'll still be pointing their fingers at their "colonial oppressors". Africa is generally a continent of consumers, not generators, and it will stay that way until its people start to own their problems and become responsible for fixing them.

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