Tell your visitors that they can't use their cell phones because it may interfere with your microwave oven controls. However, offer use of the GTE Airphone (located on the seat-back in front of you) at $3/min.
If your friends ask why the GTE phone doesn't interfere with on-board systems...feign ignorance.
Valium is just a real basic depressant. What 3-4 beers can do for your courage/stupidity, valium can do for your sense of well being and peace of mind. The stuff leaves you waaaaaayyyyy open to suggestion (So you're going to use a hammer AND chisel to take my wisdom teeth out?...Hey, thats allllright...just don't harsh my mellow, okay?)
Repressed Linux zealot/okay with advocacy for now.
Now people, remember...opposing this tax means that you want teachers to starve to death. Not only that...you also hate children...and kittens...let the demagoguery begin!!!
That's what I'd name the software! I can't believe I'm about to say this, but shouldn't PBS try to get into the ISP game for unbiased/unrestricted access...no, wait, then we'd never be able to visit Republican sites. Hmmmm, tough nut to crack.
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Okay, this girl/statue thing is getting out of hand. Aluminum beanies for EVERYONE...on ME!
Tell your visitors that they can't use their cell phones because it may interfere with your microwave oven controls. However, offer use of the GTE Airphone (located on the seat-back in front of you) at $3/min.
If your friends ask why the GTE phone doesn't interfere with on-board systems...feign ignorance.
Valium is just a real basic depressant. What 3-4 beers can do for your courage/stupidity, valium can do for your sense of well being and peace of mind. The stuff leaves you waaaaaayyyyy open to suggestion (So you're going to use a hammer AND chisel to take my wisdom teeth out?...Hey, thats allllright...just don't harsh my mellow, okay?)
Repressed Linux zealot/okay with advocacy for now.
My bad! Hardcovers been out since February. I was looking at the paperback listing. Doh!
(Side note - every time "focus" is mentioned now, I think of Vernor Vinge's "A Deepness in the Sky", currently my favorite SF novel)
I looked this up on amazon...sez it's not in print yet(Jan 2000). Anyone know about it?
Now people, remember...opposing this tax means that you want teachers to starve to death. Not only that...you also hate children...and kittens...let the demagoguery begin!!!
Smacks of American Bar Association, they've got to be behind it. No wonder the Phillip Morris site is slow this morning.
...and stop calling me 'Shirley'.
That's what I'd name the software! I can't believe I'm about to say this, but shouldn't PBS try to get into the ISP game for unbiased/unrestricted access...no, wait, then we'd never be able to visit Republican sites. Hmmmm, tough nut to crack.
Well, looks like they'd better git themselves a con-stee-tution over thar. Not that it couldn't happen here in USALand ;-)