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  1. Re:Comments on What Workplace Coding Practices Do You Use? · · Score: 1

    insertCommentRegardingHungarianNotationWithNestedH umorousCommentAndAdditionalJibeAboutSexualOrientat ionOfParentPoster(&unclosetedOutputStream);

  2. Re:Kiss of Death on CMP Acquires Black Hat · · Score: 1

    I humbly suggest "Blacker Hat".

  3. Re:SecurityFocus on CMP Acquires Black Hat · · Score: 1

    Stock options require banks and financial managers. Cash only requires a mattress to hide it in.

  4. Re:Put on your tinfoil hats... on Cray Supercomputers to be Based on AMD Opterons · · Score: 1

    Hah, you jest, but I have already posted on the subject. I grok the conspiracy, man, and it's SCARY.

  5. Re:Put on your tinfoil hats... on Cray Supercomputers to be Based on AMD Opterons · · Score: 1

    What can I say? I'm on the Jazz, man ...

  6. Re:A huge win for everyone, just one more thing... on EBay Drops Charges for Developers Network · · Score: 1

    As a sealed second-price bid, you never know what *their* maximum bid was. The selling price will always-always-always be one ebay auto-bidder bid increment higher than the second highest bidder's maximum bid. Anything else should probably be reported to eBay as a bug in their bidding code. :)

  7. Re:Put on your tinfoil hats... on Cray Supercomputers to be Based on AMD Opterons · · Score: 5, Funny

    DARPA created the Internet.

    You are using the Internet.

    You are part of the conspiracy.

  8. Re:A huge win for everyone, just one more thing... on EBay Drops Charges for Developers Network · · Score: 1

    I read something in an article a few weeks ago wherin the average (not too bright) eBay bidder was likened to a bidder at an "English" auction, where the bid continually creeps up to the final selling price once no one is willing to pay more for it.

    However, that's *not* the kind of auction that eBay is. eBay is a sealed second-price auction/Vickrey auction. That means that the highest bid wins, regardless of when it arrived. If something had an opening price of $1, and someone bid $100 for it, they would still win even if someone tried to snipe at $50 for it.

    However, when people fail to realize that eBay bids on their behalf, they choose to befuddle their lives by continually re-bidding in small increments. Sometimes they get caught up in the perceived passion of The Hunt for The Win, and that just leads to all kinds of Stupid. These are the victims of Snipers, simply because they were playing the wrong kind of auction strategy.

    People who use a strategy befitting a sealed second-price auction don't become victims of snipers, they simply become a victim of a higher sealed-price bid. The timing of the bid is irrelevant. If they feel maligned in any way, they can be comforted in the thought that they forced the winner to pay one bid increment higher than their maximum bid.

  9. Re:My god on Spyware Maker Sues Detection Firm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Next, write this on your T-shirt
    "By looking at me, you agree to ...


    Sadly, for full effect, it would have to be printed on the *inside* of the shirt.

  10. Re:Feasibility of Panspermia on Space Lichens · · Score: 1

    On a long enough timeline, the probability of hitting *something* is almost certain. Given many of these ejecta events, one could feasibly argue that the odds of hitting something solid are much greater than what you are alluding to.

  11. Re:Duh... on Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" · · Score: 3, Funny

    See, *that's* the conspiracy. THEY have phased out Tin Foil and replaced it with Aluminum Foil for its amplification properties. It's the foodwrapping/military complex, headed up by GLAD.

    Geriatric Leotard-wearing Alien Drones.

  12. Re:They needed space to test a vacuum? on Space Lichens · · Score: 1

    I'd be interested to hear your ideas on how the weightlessness portion of the experiment could be replicated on Earth?

    At the most, I think we can achieve seven or eight minutes of simulated weightlessness. The experiment called for an extended period of exposure time to a constant weightless state, while simulatenously being bombarded with cosmic radiation, a vacuum, and countless insults. ("You worthless mold! Lazy fungus!")

  13. Re:Feasibility of Panspermia on Space Lichens · · Score: 1

    There's this force called "Gravity"; objects with a large and/or dense mass displace the space around them, creating an attractive force that drawns in surrounding objects - albeit at a slow speed. Over many eons, a sufficient gravitational force could attract many interstellar and intergallactic visitors of various shapes and sizes.

  14. Re:15 days? on Space Lichens · · Score: 1

    You can hardly blame him for it; neither has the USPTO.

  15. Re:The mother of all asteroid deflection devices on Using Gravity To Tow Asteroids · · Score: 1

    I only have one question.

    Should I ship it FedEx or UPS Ground?

  16. Re:The mother of all asteroid deflection devices on Using Gravity To Tow Asteroids · · Score: 1

    But the movie would be so boring... Imagine no last-minute, daring attempts to set off some nuclear warheads at the core of the asteroid, just in time for it to... Just sitting around, waiting for "gravity" to run its course...

    Sounds kind of like "Closer" ...

  17. Re:Sure they can. on Rejected Xbox 360 Prototype Designs · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Sure they can. on Rejected Xbox 360 Prototype Designs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, they filmed the final episode for that show a few days ago.

    End of an era. :(

  19. Re:Thanks Tim! on Could the Web Not be Invented Today? · · Score: 1

    And lest we forget, IRC and Usenet contained the seedy underbelly of the Internet *long* before the Web was thought of.

    Hell, Veronica was a slut for Archie. They also liked to use Gophers in their sex games, I heard.

  20. Re:again, find an informed author!!! on Dual-Core Shoot Out - Intel vs. AMD · · Score: 1

    If that's the case, what the hell is the loading screen for?

  21. Re:SLI aint hype, my brotha.. on Dual-Core Shoot Out - Intel vs. AMD · · Score: 1

    Rich or stupid. Too bad they aren't mutually exclusive.

  22. Re:Intel left in the dust on Dual-Core Shoot Out - Intel vs. AMD · · Score: 1

    I always felt that Via was to blame for AMD's lackluster stability in the past.

    I still blacklist Via chipsets because of the horror stories I've seen and heard.

    My work machine's been fairly stable, though. Except for that blown power supply. (Via+AMD running FreeBSD4.11)

  23. Re:again, find an informed author!!! on Dual-Core Shoot Out - Intel vs. AMD · · Score: 1

    It might slow down load times, but it shouldn't slow down gameplay.

  24. Re:again, find an informed author!!! on Dual-Core Shoot Out - Intel vs. AMD · · Score: 1

    That is a commonly-utilized theoretical application for Dual Core technology. You can do a virus scan and play a game at the same time, one running on each core, and not interferring with each other.

    I don't know how well it actually works. :)

  25. Re:Donations accepted? on Firefox Achieves 10% Global Market Share · · Score: 1

    We already call that Nagware.