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  1. Re:Swiss Find Holes in Everything on Swiss Researchers Find A Hole In SSL · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hahah ... that one didn't occur to me until just now :) very funny :)

  2. Re:IN SOVIET CANADA on Swiss Researchers Find A Hole In SSL · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I have many holes ... to which are you referring?

  3. Re:Spelling Natsi on Swiss Researchers Find A Hole In SSL · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think slashdot denies responsibility for this by saying that contributors are responsible for their own spelling.

  4. Re:It's times like this ... on FCC Abandons Linesharing, Kills DSL Competition · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that would be one of Shaw's special deals. My own deal isn't quite so hot - I think I pay $39.95 CDN a month. But couple that with digital cable and the movie and music channels, and it's $101.41 CDN/mo including 14.5% sales taxes.

  5. Re:That's all fine and good ... on Swiss Researchers Find A Hole In SSL · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I mean, I think it's installed (pretty sure NetCraft's uptime says so), but I haven't configured or tested it yet. Soooo exploitable. Ah well. :)

  6. That's all fine and good ... on Swiss Researchers Find A Hole In SSL · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... but I'm still too lazy to implement mod_ssl on my server (gawd, I'm lazy)

  7. Re:It's times like this ... on FCC Abandons Linesharing, Kills DSL Competition · · Score: 1

    From Moncton? I think I know your cousin.

  8. Re:It's times like this ... on FCC Abandons Linesharing, Kills DSL Competition · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't give a crap (yet :). In Canada, cable modem access is wide-spread, even people like me (in the middle of nowhere) have it. DSL is limited to city centres (I'm, like, at least 10KM away from the nearest access point). The Canadian push to get the entire country onto the Internet most likely means that regulations such as this one will be few and far between.

  9. Re:It's times like this ... on FCC Abandons Linesharing, Kills DSL Competition · · Score: 1

    I use Cable ... and if that fails, well, I guess I'll just have to pick up a T1 line.

    ~# "You may never find love down a T-1 Line ..." #~
    (the virtual void song)

  10. Re:It's times like this ... on FCC Abandons Linesharing, Kills DSL Competition · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (and I bet no one even laughs at my Devo parody, because of that silly little typo. Ah well. Stress relief paintball!)

  11. It's times like this ... on FCC Abandons Linesharing, Kills DSL Competition · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's times like this I thank GOD I'm a a secret agent man.

    Erm, I mean, a Canadian.

  12. Re:Aww on Lindows Releases Inexpensive Subnotebook · · Score: 1

    That's just not cool, man. Not cool. Besides, an early-gen Libretto can run BeOS. Best mp3 platform EVAR! And it boots faster that other OSes, and recovers from sudden power loss too ... a libretto with BeOS could take the abuse a car could hand out, AND it could hold tons of tunes too. No need for messy CDs.

    I guess the only thing needed would be ... some form of wireless connection. Then I could just upload MP3s from my desktop to my car. :)

  13. Re:Aww on Lindows Releases Inexpensive Subnotebook · · Score: 1, Funny

    mount -t kickfs /dev/myfoot $home/yourass
    mount: /usr/home/beryllium/yourass: No such file or directory.

    cmp yourface yourass; echo Difference: $?
    Difference: 0

    oh, this was too funny to pass up:
    echo blah > yourface
    cmp yourface yourass; echo Difference: $?
    cmp: EOF on yourass
    Difference: 1

    (hahah ... "EOF on your ass.")

  14. Aww on Lindows Releases Inexpensive Subnotebook · · Score: 1

    I wanted something I could put in the glove compartment of my car and wire directly into the stereo ... something like a Toshiba Libretto. Ah well. Guess I can just mount it elsewhere in the vehicle.

    mkdir Dashboard; mount -t HUD /dev/display/ /Dashboard

  15. Re:I demand ... on Professor Eben Moglen Replies · · Score: 1

    (GNU) Hmm. I must concede, you do have a valid point.

    However, in a feeble effort to distract you, allow me to attract your attention here:
    http://paintball.beryllium.ca/

    (It's not theft, because clicking it takes you do the creator's site ... right? On an unrelated sidenote, my server runs FreeBSD. Mwa!)

  16. Re:I demand ... on Professor Eben Moglen Replies · · Score: 2, Funny

    GNU/My GNU/apologies.

  17. Re:I demand ... on Professor Eben Moglen Replies · · Score: 4, Funny

    GNU/I GNU/don't GNU/believe GNU/that GNU/you've GNU/been GNU/exempted.

  18. Re:I demand ... on Professor Eben Moglen Replies · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Apparently, RMS is a multi-slashdot-mod. Go figure. And here I thought the comment was genuinely funny; after all, I don't think the letters "GNU" escaped from Moglen's keyboard ...

    (GPL doesn't count - recursive acronyms that utilize other recursive acronyms are just WRONG ;-)

  19. I demand ... on Professor Eben Moglen Replies · · Score: 4, Funny

    I demand that all words in this article be preceded by "GNU", by decree of the Dark Lord Stallman. This comment is exempt.

  20. It could be worse ... on Ebay's Flexible Privacy Policy · · Score: 3, Funny

    They could always just auction the entire database on eBay every once in a while.

  21. Re:Texas is finally getting the internet!? on Warming Battle Over Online Taxes · · Score: 1

    Work with me, here ... when you're trolling for good karma, dyslexia jokes are al teh rgae.

  22. Re:To avoid this... on Warming Battle Over Online Taxes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Two words: Customs Duties.

    Painful! And plus they might search your stuff, so no purchasing of illicit materials or sex toys ... they might go missing.

  23. Texas is finally getting the internet!? on Warming Battle Over Online Taxes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Texas is finally getting the internet!?

    Wow, I thought this day would never come. I thought all them rednecks would just be sittin' there talking about their "inner net" (inner netting on shorts), for decades ... :)

  24. Re:Maybe I just don't understand... on The Fastest Video Card You Can Buy · · Score: 1

    Silly boy, EVERYONE knows that the true bottleneck of computer game performance is the LED lights. If you can overclock those, you can get the best performance out of ANY game!

    Now, pardon me as I remove my tongue from my cheek. :)

  25. Re:After reading through the posts.... on Realistic Portrayals of Software Programmers? · · Score: 1

    *tackles*

    YOU FORGOT TO PUT A COVER SHEET ON YOUR TPS REPORTS!!!!

    (Gawd, that Reebok superbowl commercial was funny :)

    But seriously ... worse than the trauma of seeing the movie, is that thousands of people have to live that nightmare every day for the rest of their working lives ...