When you're fucking someone from behind, stick your finger in their ass and wipe some poo across their top lip, creating a poo moustache. You are now fucking someone who looks like they might be called "Dirty Sanchez."
If it's a lady you're giving the old in-out to, be sure to appreciate the subtle homoerotic undertones.
If this seems disgusting, it is. If it doesn't, what are you doing later tonight?
Most of us come to the crushing realization that life isn't going to be fun anymore. Then we troll slashdot. Then we die a violent alcohol-related death.
I keep having this dream where Aqua Man is trying to give me a Dirty Sanchez. It's pretty hard to get away from Aqua Man, you know. Unless you go somewhere where there's no water. Like maybe a dessicant factory or something.
Ok, so if someone came up to you and said 'no pickles', what would you think? That the guy didn't want any pickles, right? Right.
So how come the fucker behind the counter doesn't understand 'no pickles'? There are only two words in that statement, and both of them are staggeringly simple. Do not give me pickles. No. Pickles.
So I got this burger with fucking pickles on it. I took a bite of one and almost fucking horked,
Next time I go in there I'm going to bring a baseball bat with 'NO PICKLES' written on it. We'll see if that fucker trys the old 'between the lettuce and tomato' trick then.
Slashdot Mirror
- 99% of all deaths involve solids
- right now, in your very home or office, there are solids which could fall on you and kill you
- Hitler was solid
For more information on the evils of Solids, send a SASE to:Coalition of People Who Just Plain Don't Like Solids
Unit 216
The Stratoshpere
"...Why is he one we should pay attention to?"
Because he's on slashdot, man. Quiet or you'll set off an Independent Thought Alarm.
There really ought to be moderator tag for 'not agreeing with us'. I guess that's what 'flamebait' is for.
I would, but I'm currently boycotting matter in it's solid form and that's keeping me pretty occupied.
The Coalition of People Who Just Plain Don't Like Solids needs a website. Does anyone here know how to make a website?
No, tossed salad. Which is to say that I would like you to orally pleasure my bunghole. I find it very exciting when someone does that.
As far as length goes: since we haven't met and I can lie freely, sure, it's a foot long.
huh?
what?
some jive turkey writes a bunch of jibba-jabba about how he doesn't like some other guy because the other guy doesn't like piracy.
this is news?
Would you do me a favor and toss my salad? After that, you can give some oral commands to my wiener.
Thank you.
Yeah, I noticed she seemed a little sloppy back there this morning.
FreeBSD rocks all your assen.
- win a billion dollars in some sort of lottery or something
- buy dump truck full of cocaine
- dive in
oh, and pick up my pants from the cleaners.psycho chicken casserole
bok bok bok bok bok bok bok bok bok bok
better
run run run run run run run awaaaaay
no, really
Well, he used to.
He thinks you're a fag for reading slashdot, though.
Well, if your fucking someone who has a moustache, and you're a guy, that's pretty gay, don't you think?
How is that racist, by the way? If it were the Dirty Jones, or the Dirty Lowenstein, or the Dirty Nguyen, would that be racist?
Using a compiler to check for errors is like using a
uhm...
crap, where's an analogy when I need one?
It's stupid. Write good code to start.
When you're fucking someone from behind, stick your finger in their ass and wipe some poo across their top lip, creating a poo moustache. You are now fucking someone who looks like they might be called "Dirty Sanchez."
If it's a lady you're giving the old in-out to, be sure to appreciate the subtle homoerotic undertones.
If this seems disgusting, it is. If it doesn't, what are you doing later tonight?
"Honestly, what else would you trust when it absolutely positively has to be stable, secure, and easy "
you mean if for some reason FreeBSD wasn't around, right?
2002-04-26 20:02:27 AMD to Start Producing Processors (articles,amd)
still pending....
Are you retarded?
Do you work for hallmark?
Are you a retarded person who works for hallmark?
Most of us come to the crushing realization that life isn't going to be fun anymore. Then we troll slashdot. Then we die a violent alcohol-related death.
So true!
I keep having this dream where Aqua Man is trying to give me a Dirty Sanchez. It's pretty hard to get away from Aqua Man, you know. Unless you go somewhere where there's no water. Like maybe a dessicant factory or something.
I know, it's odd.
it's true
not like you do
mâcherez-vous mon poulet?
Ok, so if someone came up to you and said 'no pickles', what would you think? That the guy didn't want any pickles, right? Right.
So how come the fucker behind the counter doesn't understand 'no pickles'? There are only two words in that statement, and both of them are staggeringly simple. Do not give me pickles. No. Pickles.
So I got this burger with fucking pickles on it. I took a bite of one and almost fucking horked,
Next time I go in there I'm going to bring a baseball bat with 'NO PICKLES' written on it. We'll see if that fucker trys the old 'between the lettuce and tomato' trick then.
uhmmmm
k
so then
this isn't really news at all
and it was rejected
i see
you're not talking about this, are you?
I love you. What would you like for lunch?
An avocado burger sounds good to me. With some fried zuccini. A little ranch for dipping, and some now&laters for desert.
Wanna go out to lunch sometime? Are you really a lady?