I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She's wet, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck* Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!
Baby got back! Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't go So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back!
You're my new hero, man. Tony Danza used to be my hero, but he wasn't as noble as you are. Thank you for being a ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day.
Oh, and next time I'm modding, you're fuckered, pal. Don't feed the goddamned trolls.
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', That's what I said. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, Or so I have read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I love to sink her with my pink torpedo. Big bottom, Big bottom, Talk about bum cakes, My girl's got 'em. Big bottom, Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind? I saw her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day, You know what I mean. I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day, You know what I mean. My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights. Big game's waiting there inside her tights. Big bottom, Big bottom, Talk about mud flaps, My gal's got 'em. Big bottom, Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind? My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I like to sink her with my pink torpedo. Big bottom, Big bottom, Talk about bum cakes My girl's got 'em. Big bottom, Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind?
Slashdot Mirror
or fifth
i love it when you do that
and your father smelled of hamsters.
America's gone crazy, crazy for Crazy Glue!
forgot
damnit
sp
So I'm thinking of having a kid. That way I'd have someone to fetch beer for me.
I fogot to pay the gas bill!
Have you been reading my diary?
How's the blackout going?
... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She's wet, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck* Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back!
Baby got back! Yeah, baby
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hon You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't go So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back!
Little in the middle but she got much back
If I toss in an extra fiver, will you help me get the grits out of my undershorts?
Fabulous. I can't wait to get them in my pants.
hahahaha!
Enron humour! How delightfully contemporary!
You, sir, are a genius. I mean moron.
Are the ads at the top of the page getting bigger or is it just me?
I recommend third party security audits.
You're my new hero, man. Tony Danza used to be my hero, but he wasn't as noble as you are. Thank you for being a ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day.
Oh, and next time I'm modding, you're fuckered, pal. Don't feed the goddamned trolls.
Thank you for providing such a valuable service to the slashdot community. Your noble karmic sacrifice will be remembered always.
You're truly a hero.
Fuckwit.
hahahahahahaha
fuckwit.
why didn't you post your goatse warning anon?
Oh, right, you're a tard.
yesterday's news
cha cha cha!
You quote yourself in your sig?
Do you really think you're that clever?
technically it was:
Phase 1 : Underpants
Phase 2 :
Phase 3 : Profit
close enough.
you're still a fucking moron.
(Score:-1)
feep!
good god, yall
when i eat garlic toast my poop smells like garlic toast.
god damn this thing!
frork!!!
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin',
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand,
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom,
Big bottom,
Talk about bum cakes,
My girl's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day,
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day,
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights.
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom,
Big bottom,
Talk about mud flaps,
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom,
Big bottom,
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em.
Big bottom,
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
would you like to come fix my computar?
maybe afterward we can have some wine and buttsex with our penises and butts.
you roxors my coxor, dood!
because my computar is not working right!
I paid 2000 dollars for this piece of shit.
I sure wish my computar wasn't acting up!!!
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I was beginning to think that this might be a ./ article without HELPFUL LINUX INFO.
Thank you very much.
But, my computar is teh boosted. It seemes to want soemthing called the LOLI to be on my BRM???
what up with that?