First you post bullshit. Which is really nothing out of the ordinary - everybody does it all the time here, logged in or no. Slashdot is a breeding ground of fetid truthlessness so I won't hold that against you. Where you REALLY fucked up though is in apologizing and admitting your error. What in the flying fuck is wrong with you? What kind of a troll do you think you are? When you post shit, you should RUN with it, like a real man! You're a disgrace. If the YOU FAIL IT guy were here, he'd chew you out. You should kill yourself. It's the only way to redeem yourself.
Sorry, you posted in HTML when you should have posted in plaintext. Remember - this is a site for anal-retentive virgin geeks who actually write that way. Because it's so much more convenient to write
than it is to hit return twice. Because the designers of this godawful ugly-ass worthless shit site actually thought it would be a good idea to make it that way. Personally I hope CmdrTacosnot and Homos are involved in a fiery car crash tomorrow. And I hope you get kicked in the balls.
At least this Ms. Fent woman sure as fuck would never be mistaken for being good looking. Did you see those wedding photos? What leper colony did Commander Tacosnot pull her out of anyway?
Anyway, way to go Taco. She may be ugly but at least she has a vagina. Probably. I guess your prayers will be answered and you will indeed be able to lose your virginity before age 40.
Somebody should tell the University of Twente or whatever the fuck it's called to go tell someone who gives a fuck. Way to let your own NOC burn to the ground, dumbasses. If you ask me, those cunts don't DESERVE internet access.
"My bandwidth! What will I do without my precious bandwidth! HOW WILL I DOWNLOAD MORE PICTURES OF NATALIE PORTMAN'S HOT GRITS WITHOUT MORE BANDWIDTH?!? Mom & Dad won't buy me a T1! I fucking HATE my parents! I can't believe my service is capped... it's like... it's totally unfair! It's like the gassing of the Jews... it's one of the greatest injustices in the history of the world... like the Microsoft monopoly... Windows sucks... Linux rules"
Hi, I'm just curious about something. When you wrote, "This is one of -- not 'the,' but one of -- the fastest computers in the world,' why did you even bother adding the hyphenated interjection? What message did it carry? What did it bring to your comment other than to serve as more evidence of your love of hearing yourself speak? Are you TRYING to be a pretentious pseudointelligent buttfucker, or does this ability simply come naturally to you? Have you ever had sex with a woman? Or anyone who doesn't go by the name "Homos" or "JonKatz?" Suck my cock please?
He ripped me off! I WAS THE ONE who thought up black holes first! The fucking cocksucker stole my idea! I swear to god, it first popped into my head after seeing the gaping anus of the goatse.cx man. "Surely there could be no hole larger."
Holy shit... is that even possible? So if usually you're as stupid as a rock, what would you be as stupid as today? A lightbulb? A post? What could possibly be less intelligent than a rock (besides Jon Katz and Cowboi Kneel)?
Let me ask you: When was the last time you spoke to a girl? Get out of your basement, get a haircut, put some deodorant on, shave your back hair, go to the pub, find some skanky bitch with self-esteem problems serious enough to allow her to consider even LOOKING at your ugly ass, drug her drink, take her home and fuck her unconscious body like a REAL man. Life is too short for Slashdot, my hairy friend. You may think I'm trolling now, but you'll thank me later.
Slashdot Mirror
1) Sell GPLed software 2) ??? 3) Post only a tiny profit and wonder why what everybody on Slashdot and Newsforge says will happen never does!
First you post bullshit. Which is really nothing out of the ordinary - everybody does it all the time here, logged in or no. Slashdot is a breeding ground of fetid truthlessness so I won't hold that against you. Where you REALLY fucked up though is in apologizing and admitting your error. What in the flying fuck is wrong with you? What kind of a troll do you think you are? When you post shit, you should RUN with it, like a real man! You're a disgrace. If the YOU FAIL IT guy were here, he'd chew you out. You should kill yourself. It's the only way to redeem yourself.
than it is to hit return twice. Because the designers of this godawful ugly-ass worthless shit site actually thought it would be a good idea to make it that way. Personally I hope CmdrTacosnot and Homos are involved in a fiery car crash tomorrow. And I hope you get kicked in the balls.
I don't think he was incinerating it. I do believe he might have been insinuating it though.
Douse the Norwegian pigfucker in gasoline and set him aflame! Then shoot him. The worthless fucking leeching pirate.
Their wedding invites YOU!
Fag
At least this Ms. Fent woman sure as fuck would never be mistaken for being good looking. Did you see those wedding photos? What leper colony did Commander Tacosnot pull her out of anyway?
Anyway, way to go Taco. She may be ugly but at least she has a vagina. Probably. I guess your prayers will be answered and you will indeed be able to lose your virginity before age 40.
I think he meant free and good, not free and competing with rotting donkey shit for some kind of stinkiest turd award.
Did you just say that OS X blows something else out of the water performace-wise? A dead fish maybe. Windows no. Sorry.
Wanky wanky wank
And throw away the key.
What the hell? Everybody knows CmdrTaco is gay.
Somebody should tell the University of Twente or whatever the fuck it's called to go tell someone who gives a fuck. Way to let your own NOC burn to the ground, dumbasses. If you ask me, those cunts don't DESERVE internet access.
My nuts, Slashfags
"My bandwidth! What will I do without my precious bandwidth! HOW WILL I DOWNLOAD MORE PICTURES OF NATALIE PORTMAN'S HOT GRITS WITHOUT MORE BANDWIDTH?!? Mom & Dad won't buy me a T1! I fucking HATE my parents! I can't believe my service is capped... it's like... it's totally unfair! It's like the gassing of the Jews... it's one of the greatest injustices in the history of the world... like the Microsoft monopoly... Windows sucks... Linux rules"
My pants recently became infested with ants as well, and do you see news about that being posted on Slashdot? Nope.
"That would make sense. Which means no way in hell we'll ever do it!" -- Commander Taco
Anyone who takes this site seriously I have massive pity for.
Who modded up this humorless cocksucking karma whore? Hurrah for the superglue, eh slashdot assrammers?
Hi, I'm just curious about something. When you wrote, "This is one of -- not 'the,' but one of -- the fastest computers in the world,' why did you even bother adding the hyphenated interjection? What message did it carry? What did it bring to your comment other than to serve as more evidence of your love of hearing yourself speak? Are you TRYING to be a pretentious pseudointelligent buttfucker, or does this ability simply come naturally to you? Have you ever had sex with a woman? Or anyone who doesn't go by the name "Homos" or "JonKatz?" Suck my cock please?
He ripped me off! I WAS THE ONE who thought up black holes first! The fucking cocksucker stole my idea! I swear to god, it first popped into my head after seeing the gaping anus of the goatse.cx man. "Surely there could be no hole larger."
You obviously haven't read any of my comments then. LAUGH, MOTHERFUCKER!
Cunt
You are a pathetic, worthless waste of oxygen. You should kill yourself and save the planet's resources for the rest of us.
Holy shit... is that even possible? So if usually you're as stupid as a rock, what would you be as stupid as today? A lightbulb? A post? What could possibly be less intelligent than a rock (besides Jon Katz and Cowboi Kneel)?
Let me ask you: When was the last time you spoke to a girl? Get out of your basement, get a haircut, put some deodorant on, shave your back hair, go to the pub, find some skanky bitch with self-esteem problems serious enough to allow her to consider even LOOKING at your ugly ass, drug her drink, take her home and fuck her unconscious body like a REAL man. Life is too short for Slashdot, my hairy friend. You may think I'm trolling now, but you'll thank me later.
-BOM (improving people's lives since 1903)