A woman is giving birth when she hears a SNAP. She frantically asks the doctor "What was that?" The doctor says that the baby broke its arm but that they can fix it when it comes out. The woman, reassured, starts to push again. SNAP. "Oh, don't worry. The baby broke it's leg, but we can fix it when it's out." When the baby finally comes out, the doctor dropkicks it in the head, throws it against the wall and stomps on the body. The woman screams "What are you doing? That's my baby!" The doctor replies "April fools! The baby was already dead!"
Three midgets were sitting on a couch one day. One had the smallest hands in the world, one with the smallest feet in the world, and one with the smallest dick in the world.
They all started talking and wanted to prove their characteristics. So they decided to travel to the Guinness World Records Building. They all sat in the lobby and the first midget goes in. Five minutes later he comes out and says, "It's official! I have the smallest hands in the world!"
The second one goes into the office. He comes out five minutes later and in pure excitement he shouts, "It's official, I have the smallest feet in the world!"
So then the third one goes into the office. Five minutes go by, and even ten minutes goes by. When fifteen minutes has passed, the third midget comes storming out and says, "Who in the hell is Rob Malda!?!?!"
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HTH - so much for our scrabble huh? You gonna be a pisshead this weekend as well? :) onya mate!
OH TEH NOS!@!@ did you run out of posts? feeling banned? shame! You have such a good nick, don't waste it!
oh btw, you'll hit the max posts per day limit soon - see ya!
Hey, FOAD!
welcome to my foes list, please be more creative in future. trying to reply to every post is very dull.
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What does 90 year old pussy taste like?
Depends.
What's the worst part of having sex with a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
That, kind sir, makes me very hungry...
thanks! i feel so spechul now that i'm going to hop on the short bus!
What's black and blue and hates sex?
The ten year old locked in my basement.
A woman is giving birth when she hears a SNAP. She frantically asks the doctor "What was that?" The doctor says that the baby broke its arm but that they can fix it when it comes out. The woman, reassured, starts to push again. SNAP. "Oh, don't worry. The baby broke it's leg, but we can fix it when it's out." When the baby finally comes out, the doctor dropkicks it in the head, throws it against the wall and stomps on the body. The woman screams "What are you doing? That's my baby!" The doctor replies "April fools! The baby was already dead!"
Q: What's the best thing about fucking a 9 year old girl?
A: Flip her over, you can pretend she's a 9 year old boy.
Q:What's the best part about having sex with 8 year olds?
A: When the pictures come back your dick looks huge!
whats the difference between a truckload of bricks and a truckload of babies?
bricks dont scream when you shovel them with a pitchfork.
Q: What is the worst thing about farking a 5 year old?
A: Getting the blood off of your clown shoes.
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black.
Lady goes to see her doctor
Lady: Doc, you are giving me the wrong hormone prescription.
Doctor: No way, it is the right dosage.
Lady: But Doc, I have hair growing out of my chest.
Doctor: I have been doing this for 20 years, you are getting the right dosage. But let me ask you, how far down is the hair?
Lady: It's all the way down to my dick
Three midgets were sitting on a couch one day. One had the smallest hands in the world, one with the smallest feet in the world, and one with the smallest dick in the world.
They all started talking and wanted to prove their characteristics. So they decided to travel to the Guinness World Records Building. They all sat in the lobby and the first midget goes in. Five minutes later he comes out and says, "It's official! I have the smallest hands in the world!"
The second one goes into the office. He comes out five minutes later and in pure excitement he shouts, "It's official, I have the smallest feet in the world!"
So then the third one goes into the office. Five minutes go by, and even ten minutes goes by. When fifteen minutes has passed, the third midget comes storming out and says, "Who in the hell is Rob Malda!?!?!"
How do you make a 4 year old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear..
This is going to be fun! Now all the karma whores won't know if they have 48, 49 or 50 karma!!! Hahahaha sux2bu!!!
plz die AC scum kthxbye
suck it down
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