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  1. Re:Asleep at the wheel? on A Quick Peek From the Matrix Set In Sydney · · Score: -1

    No, thats pretty much what it's meant to do.

  2. Good Morning class... on Security Gatherings for the Little Guys · · Score: -1

    Today lesson is hot sweaty mansex. PLease open your text books to page 69.

  3. Re:A joke for you! on A Quick Peek From the Matrix Set In Sydney · · Score: -1

    Well, i thought it was funny. But then I've seen the pic :)

  4. Re:Asleep at the wheel? on A Quick Peek From the Matrix Set In Sydney · · Score: -1

    One day, one day! (p.s. being $ipid banned sucks!)

  5. Asleep at the wheel? on A Quick Peek From the Matrix Set In Sydney · · Score: -1

    It's been nearly 6 hours since the last front page story! What the hell were we supposed to do? Jesus Timmah you really let the side down on this one...too many Shandies? No manham for you tonight!

    P.S. don't click this either.

    manham.insert(mangina)

  6. Here it is again! on EFF And MPAA On Broadcast Flags · · Score: -1

    Monotony Report - scroll to bottom to see the totals for all
    of the stories - MonotonyReport (c)2002 on by.

    Report for: Slashdot | Russia Wants to Launch Manned Mission to Mars
    Total Comments: 472 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 214 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.2056
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.053452 (449:24) (5.0847% noise)
    First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • iamblades (26 posts 5.5085%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • Asdfghanistan (12 posts 2.5424%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • guttentag (2 posts 0.42373%). too few words per line
    • cybrpnk2 (2 posts 0.42373%). too few words per line
    • dsb3 (2 posts 0.42373%). too few words per line
    • WIAKywbfatw (2 posts 0.42373%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Get Ready For The Simputer
    Total Comments: 244 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 112 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.1786
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.1086 (221:24) (9.8361% noise)
    First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • WetCat (14 posts 5.7377%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • Asdfghanistan (13 posts 5.3279%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • big.ears (2 posts 0.81967%). too few words per line
    • metlin (2 posts 0.81967%). too few words per line
    • vkg (2 posts 0.81967%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | The Nokia 7650 Cell Phone w/ Integrated Camera
    Total Comments: 143 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 78 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.8333
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.082707 (133:11) (7.6923% noise)
    First Post: Cryptopotamus this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • SpatchMonkey (10 posts 6.993%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • Cryptopotamus (4 posts 2.7972%). stupid filters too few words
    • on by (4 posts 2.7972%). stupid filters too few words
    • Asdfghanistan (4 posts 2.7972%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • stirfry714 (2 posts 1.3986%). too few words per line
    • dracvl (2 posts 1.3986%). too few words per line
    • QoluB (2 posts 1.3986%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Is There Such a Thing as "Too User Friendly"?
    Total Comments: 645 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 363 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.7769
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.035256 (624:22) (3.4109% noise)
    First Post: balloonhead this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • neuroticia (75 posts 11.628%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • cmdr_shithead (54 posts 8.3721%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • neuroticia (5 posts 0.77519%). too few words per line
    • Preposterous Coward (5 posts 0.77519%). too few words per line
    • yintercept (5 posts 0.77519%). too few words per line
    • Darth_Burrito (5 posts 0.77519%). too few words per line
    • evenprime (5 posts 0.77519%). too few words per line
    • Patrick13 (5 posts 0.77519%). too few words per line
    • FyRE666 (5 posts 0.77519%). too few words per line
    • ryanvm (5 posts 0.77519%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Cryogenic Mouse Mod
    Total Comments: 160 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 85 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.8824
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.15827 (139:22) (13.75% noise)
    First Post: on by this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • TheBahxMan (6 posts 3.75%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • TheBahxMan (6 posts 3.75%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • SirSlud (1 posts 0.625%). too few words per line
    • Triumph The Insult C (1 posts 0.625%). too few words per line
    • GuyMannDude (1 posts 0.625%). too few words per line
    • inburito (1 posts 0.625%). too few words per line
    • stirfry714 (1 posts 0.625%). too few words per line
    • zemaxuser (1 posts 0.625%). too few words per line
    • codewolf (1 posts 0.625%). too few words per line
    • Comrade Pikachu (1 posts 0.625%). too few words per line
    • Safety Cap (1 posts 0.625%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Seiko TV Watch is now 20 years Old
    Total Comments: 134 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 67 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.13445 (119:16) (11.94% noise)
    First Post: Ferrum this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by a dumbass. FP not at -1 at all
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • balloonhead (10 posts 7.4627%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (4 posts 2.9851%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • Xzzy (2 posts 1.4925%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Blender Goes Open Source
    Total Comments: 186 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 105 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.7714
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.1 (170:17) (9.1398% noise)
    First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (10 posts 5.3763%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (10 posts 5.3763%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • BRock97 (2 posts 1.0753%). too few words per line
    • Cryptnotic (2 posts 1.0753%). too few words per line
    • digitalhermit (2 posts 1.0753%). too few words per line
    • cow_licker (2 posts 1.0753%). too few words per line
    • HomerJ (2 posts 1.0753%). too few words per line
    • Gordonjcp (2 posts 1.0753%). too few words per line
    • JediTrainer (2 posts 1.0753%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Review: Men In Black II
    Total Comments: 440 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 228 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.9298
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.094293 (403:38) (8.6364% noise)
    First Post: Alec_Baldwin this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • rirugrat (21 posts 4.7727%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • News For Turds (9 posts 2.0455%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • Theologian (3 posts 0.68182%). too few words per line
    • CptNerd (3 posts 0.68182%). too few words per line
    • MeowMeow Jones (3 posts 0.68182%). too few words per line
    • JoshWurzel (3 posts 0.68182%). too few words per line
    • Masem (3 posts 0.68182%). too few words per line
    • Juhaa (3 posts 0.68182%). too few words per line
    • Kraft (3 posts 0.68182%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Is Profiling Useless in Today's World?
    Total Comments: 217 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 104 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.0865
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.048077 (208:10) (4.6083% noise)
    First Post: Sexual Asspussy this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • pthisis (30 posts 13.825%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • Sexual Asspussy (2 posts 0.92166%). stupid filters too few words
    • News For Turds (2 posts 0.92166%). stupid filters too few words
    • donnacha (2 posts 0.92166%). stupid filters too few words
    • SpatchMonkey (2 posts 0.92166%). stupid filters too few words
    • Paraplegic Vigilante (2 posts 0.92166%). stupid filters too few words
    • xdfgf (2 posts 0.92166%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • pthisis (8 posts 3.6866%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Sony Hard Drive Recorder for Cars
    Total Comments: 252 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 148 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.7027
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.032653 (245:8) (3.1746% noise)
    First Post: Cubeman this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • Skyshadow (10 posts 3.9683%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • Adolf Hitroll (4 posts 1.5873%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • Cryptnotic (2 posts 0.79365%). too few words per line
    • Paradise Pete (2 posts 0.79365%). too few words per line
    • gmhowell (2 posts 0.79365%). too few words per line
    • tempmpi (2 posts 0.79365%). too few words per line
    • oman_ (2 posts 0.79365%). too few words per line
    • Radi-0-head (2 posts 0.79365%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Danish Court Rules Deep Linking Illegal
    Total Comments: 370 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 194 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.9072
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.036313 (358:13) (3.5135% noise)
    First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • Penguin (18 posts 4.8649%). lameness sucks junk chars
    • SpatchMonkey (18 posts 4.8649%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • TheBahxMan (9 posts 2.4324%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • User 956 (6 posts 1.6216%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Serial ATA and Serial SCSI
    Total Comments: 133 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 53 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.5094
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.28846 (104:30) (22.556% noise)
    First Post: News For Turds this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • TheBahxMan (8 posts 6.015%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • TheBahxMan (8 posts 6.015%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • SpatchMonkey (1 posts 0.75188%). too few words per line
    • gerardrj (1 posts 0.75188%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Sync Your iPod on Linux
    Total Comments: 167 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 75 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.2267
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.19149 (141:27) (16.168% noise)
    First Post: News For Turds this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • News For Turds (5 posts 2.994%). lameness sucks junk chars
    • yerricde (5 posts 2.994%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • News For Turds (5 posts 2.994%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • foobar104 (2 posts 1.1976%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Estimating the Size/Cost of Linux
    Total Comments: 195 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 92 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.1196
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.2327 (159:37) (18.974% noise)
    First Post: News For Turds this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • News For Turds (16 posts 8.2051%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • News For Turds (16 posts 8.2051%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • damiam (2 posts 1.0256%). too few words per line
    • tps12 (2 posts 1.0256%). too few words per line
    • pubjames (2 posts 1.0256%). too few words per line
    • dbretton (2 posts 1.0256%). too few words per line
    • msevior (2 posts 1.0256%). too few words per line
    • Twylite (2 posts 1.0256%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | IEEE Drops DMCA Reference in Authors Copyright Form
    Total Comments: 58 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 36 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.6111
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.18 (50:9) (15.517% noise)
    First Post: handybundler this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • Adolf Hitroll (3 posts 5.1724%). lameness sucks junk chars
    • Big Dogs Cock (3 posts 5.1724%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • Adolf Hitroll (3 posts 5.1724%). stupid filters too few words
    • Big Dogs Cock (3 posts 5.1724%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • Jucius Maximus (1 posts 1.7241%). too few words per line
    • larry bagina (1 posts 1.7241%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | More Strange Bose-Einstein Condensate Behavior
    Total Comments: 126 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 69 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.8261
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.13393 (112:15) (11.905% noise)
    First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • Alsee (3 posts 2.381%). lameness sucks junk chars
    • f00Dave (3 posts 2.381%). lameness sucks junk chars
    • mgv (3 posts 2.381%). lameness sucks junk chars
    • roybadami (3 posts 2.381%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • anonymous cowfart (2 posts 1.5873%). stupid filters too few words
    • Cuckoo Cocoon (2 posts 1.5873%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • HiQ (1 posts 0.79365%). too few words per line
    • NoNeeeed (1 posts 0.79365%). too few words per line
    • BoBaBrain (1 posts 0.79365%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | KDEvelopers on KDE Users
    Total Comments: 179 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 82 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.1829
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.125 (160:20) (11.173% noise)
    First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • mgkimsal2 (10 posts 5.5866%). lameness sucks junk chars
    • redtuxxx (10 posts 5.5866%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • anonymous cowfart (4 posts 2.2346%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • Sheetrock (2 posts 1.1173%). too few words per line
    • Jondor (2 posts 1.1173%). too few words per line
    • Rogerborg (2 posts 1.1173%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | 3 Megabit Cable Modems, Anyone?
    Total Comments: 301 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 151 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.9934
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.14394 (264:38) (12.625% noise)
    First Post: on by this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • Fucky the troll (33 posts 10.963%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • Fucky the troll (33 posts 10.963%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • forged (3 posts 0.99668%). too few words per line
    • Rogerborg (3 posts 0.99668%). too few words per line
    • linuxlover (3 posts 0.99668%). too few words per line
    • NiftyNews (3 posts 0.99668%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | New Amiga Hardware Runs Mac OS
    Total Comments: 330 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 122 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.7049
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.11448 (297:34) (10.303% noise)
    First Post: Anonymous Cowrad this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • Mike Bouma (20 posts 6.0606%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • anonymous cowfart (4 posts 1.2121%). stupid filters too few words
    • Big Dogs Cock (4 posts 1.2121%). stupid filters too few words
    • xdfgf (4 posts 1.2121%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • rakslice (2 posts 0.60606%). too few words per line
    • OneFix (2 posts 0.60606%). too few words per line
    • David Kennedy (2 posts 0.60606%). too few words per line
    • Graymalkin (2 posts 0.60606%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Isn't it Time for Metric Time?
    Total Comments: 1641 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 809 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.0284
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.023053 (1605:37) (2.2547% noise)
    First Post: Pr0n K1ng this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • CProgrammer98 (110 posts 6.7032%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • Anal Cocks (25 posts 1.5235%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • coyote-san (15 posts 0.91408%). too few words per line

    *** Report for Todays Front Page ***
    Total Comments: 6393
    Total Posters: 2481
    Average Posts per user: 2.5768
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.075826 (5961:452) (7.0702% noise)
    First Posts:
    • AC: 6
    • CLiT: 13
    • Dumbasses: 1
      • Victory to the CLiT!
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in):
    • SpatchMonkey (177 posts 2.7687%).
    Most Noise (-1, logged in):
    • cmdr_shithead (55 posts 0.86032%).
    • Fucky the troll (55 posts 0.86032%).
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in):
    • coyote-san (15 posts 0.23463%).
    Top 10 Posters (all scores, logged in):
    • SpatchMonkey (177 posts 2.7687%).
    • CProgrammer98 (110 posts 1.7206%).
    • cbr372 (98 posts 1.5329%).
    • neuroticia (83 posts 1.2983%).
    • scaryman (80 posts 1.2514%).
    • os2fan (74 posts 1.1575%).
    • mpe (72 posts 1.1262%).
    • Malc (69 posts 1.0793%).
    • mindstrm (68 posts 1.0637%).
    • seeken (64 posts 1.0011%).
    Top 10 Noise Makers (-1, logged in):
    • cmdr_shithead (55 posts 0.86032%).
    • Fucky the troll (55 posts 0.86032%).
    • Big Dogs Cock (43 posts 0.67261%).
    • News For Turds (39 posts 0.61004%).
    • on by (37 posts 0.57876%).
    • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (34 posts 0.53183%).
    • Asdfghanistan (33 posts 0.51619%).
    • Anal Cocks (27 posts 0.42234%).
    • TheBahxMan (27 posts 0.42234%).
    • YourMissionForToday (22 posts 0.34413%).


  7. sux huh? on Commerce Dep't to Hold Public Workshop on DRM · · Score: -1

    i'm ipid banned at the mo - what a pain in the ass...does it stop me? NO! fucking wankers!

  8. Monotony Report 20020507 on Commerce Dep't to Hold Public Workshop on DRM · · Score: -1

    Monotony Report - scroll to bottom to see the totals for all
    of the stories - MonotonyReport (c)2002 on by.

    Report for: Slashdot | Russia Wants to Launch Manned Mission to Mars
    Total Comments: 472 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 214 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.2056
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.053452 (449:24) (5.0847% noise)
    First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • iamblades (26 posts 5.5085%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • Asdfghanistan (12 posts 2.5424%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • guttentag (2 posts 0.42373%). too few words per line
    • cybrpnk2 (2 posts 0.42373%). too few words per line
    • dsb3 (2 posts 0.42373%). too few words per line
    • WIAKywbfatw (2 posts 0.42373%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | Get Ready For The Simputer
    Total Comments: 244 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 112 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 2.1786
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.1086 (221:24) (9.8361% noise)
    First Post: Anonymous Coward this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by an AC. an AC posted and it got modded to -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • WetCat (14 posts 5.7377%). lameness sucks junk chars
    Most Noise (-1, logged in): who posted the most comments that are at -1
    • Asdfghanistan (13 posts 5.3279%). stupid filters too few words
    Biggest Whore (+5, logged in): who got modded up to +5
    • big.ears (2 posts 0.81967%). too few words per line
    • metlin (2 posts 0.81967%). too few words per line
    • vkg (2 posts 0.81967%). too few words per line

    Report for: Slashdot | The Nokia 7650 Cell Phone w/ Integrated Camera
    Total Comments: 143 total number of comments posted
    Total Posters: 78 total users who posted
    Average Posts per user: 1.8333
    Signal:Noise ratio 1:0.082707 (133:11) (7.6923% noise)
    First Post: Cryptopotamus this person got the FP!
    • Claimed by CLiT. a logged in troll posted and it is at -1
    Most Prolific (all scores, logged in): who posted the most comments
    • SpatchMonkey (10 posts 6.993%). lameness sucks junk chars
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  9. fuck! on Commerce Dep't to Hold Public Workshop on DRM · · Score: -1

    fuck me now, fuck me hard!

  10. Re:delete parent on An Application For 10-Gigabit Networking · · Score: -1

    You really do like the manham don't you? Fool! I'm already IPID banned (that's the IP ban you're talking about), does it stop me? NO! Grow a fucking clue you fucking twink! plz die now k thx bye

  11. Re:The story of my life on An Application For 10-Gigabit Networking · · Score: -1

    holy crap dude! you posted that at +1! cheers! may the fist be with you!

  12. sorry on An Application For 10-Gigabit Networking · · Score: -1

    didn't notice that :) cheers! It's not like I read this sorta shit! :P

  13. Re:Almost as neat as this! on An Application For 10-Gigabit Networking · · Score: -1

    at least give me credit d00d!@#$@#@# :)

  14. Re:Hello -- let's Polka! on An Application For 10-Gigabit Networking · · Score: -1

    very nice!

    more info on polkas can be found here

  15. w00t on An Application For 10-Gigabit Networking · · Score: -1

    "I'm a man!" I groaned. "I've been fucked by a man's cock! I'm not a
    boy anymore!"

    I scooped Dad's and Uncle Brian's shit into my hands and smeared my body
    with their warm filth. Lying on the floor of the basement, wallowing in
    the waste of these two men, I gazed up at the candles. They flickered
    silently. I lay at the foot of the cross as upon an altar where I was
    the victim being offered up to the God of raunch!

    Dad and Uncle Brian held me in their arms. Our filthy, smelly bodies
    rubbing against one another. My cock stirred and jerked upward within
    the confines of the leather jockstrap. I reached down and pulled it
    free, stroking it with my shit fillled hand.

    The warmth of manturd on my cock, the stench that wafted into my
    nostrils made my body tremble and my asshole, my dirty asshole, quivered
    at the sensation it had just felt for the very first time!

    My tight boy hole was no longer virgin territory. My father had filled
    me with his manhood and his seed. I belonged to him now in a special
    way.

    Reaching up to my Dad, I grasped the back of his neck with my shitty
    hand and drew his lips towards mine.

    "Am I a man now, Dad?" I whispered, as his lips grazed mine.

    "Yes, my son!" he answered, softly. "You are now a man!"

    Uncle Brian slid down, trailing wet kisses along my filth covered body.
    Closer and closer he slid his mouth towards my hard cock.

    "Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" I moaned, as he took my raunchy dick into his mouth and
    sucked. "Yeah! Suck my dirty dick, Uncle Brian! Fuckin' suck your
    shit off my dick!"

    I squirmed, thrusting my hips upwards, sinking my cock deep within my
    Uncle's mouth.

    As he sucked on my dick, he reached up and to his left, ramming his
    fingers up his brother's asshole!

    "Aaaaaahhhhhh!" Dad groaned, welcoming this intrusion. "Fuck! Give it
    to me Brian. Fist my shitty hole!"

    Slowly, Dad got up on all fours. He positioned himself over me, his
    cock hanging over my mouth.

    "My fuckhole is so hungry, Brian! I need your fist up my ass!"

    Uncle Brian took his mouth off of my dick and knelt between my
    outstreatched legs and Dad's upturned ass. He worked several fingers in
    and out of Dad's asshole. The pasty goo oozing out of Dad's shithole
    served as lube as Uncle Brian inserted all five of his fingers in Dad's
    butthole!

    "Fuck yeah! Give it to me, little brother! More!" Dad groaned,
    pushing his hairy ass back onto Uncle Brian's disappearing fingers.
    The knuckles penetrated. Dad maoned out loud and reached for the bottle
    of Rush.

    I could hear him inhaling the vapors from the bottle deeply. I sucked
    his cock into my mouth.

    "Ah fuck!" Dad cried out, as my head jerked upward to swallow his
    semi-hard cock and Uncle Brian's hand sunk into Dad's gaping, hungry
    hole!

    "How's that feel, brother?"

    "Fuckin' wonderful, Brian! Fuck me! Punch my ass, little brother!"

    Uncle Brian scooped some of the shit from my body and coated his arm
    with it. Sighing with animal lust he began fucking Dad's ass with his
    fist.

    "More! More!" Dad grunted, pushing his ass back taking more of Uncle
    Brian's arm up his ass. "Find something up there you like, Brian?"

    "I feel shit, Chris!" Uncle Brian yelled, "I can feel your fuckin' butt
    slop!"

    "Yeah! Dig for shit, little brother! Dig for my stinking shit! That's
    your playground, Brian! Give it to me, fucker! Punch my dirty ass!"

    Uncle Brian pistoned his fist in and out of Dad's ass. When he withdrew
    his hand completely I could feel Dad's warm shit oozing out of his
    asshole onto my dick. I sucked his cock harder.

    "Yeah! You fuckiin' cocksucker! Suck my dick, Philip! Suck it while
    your Uncle fists my shitty asshole!"

    "Fuckin' shit pigs!" Uncle Brian shouted. "We're fuckin' dirty pigs!"

    "Fist my raunchy ass, Brian! Shove your fuckin' arm up my dirty ass!"

    Uncle Brian lunged forward. Dad's greedy hole swallowed his brother's
    arm up to the elbow!

    "Yes! Yes! You fuckin' bitch! Pound my ass, Brian! Suck my fuckin'
    dick, Philip! Don't stop! Please don't stop, the both of you!
    Aaaaaahhhhhh! Fuck!"

    Uncle Brian and I worked in unison giving pleasure to Dad. The one
    fisting; the other sucking; Dad moaning in ecstacy.

    "Need more!" Dad yelled. "I wanna feel Philip's fist up my ass with
    yours too!"

    I gasped as Dad pulled his dick out of my mouth.

    "Get back there with your Uncle, Philip, and shove your fist up my
    hungry asshole! I want you both at the same time!"

    I wiggled myself from beneath my Dad and knelt beside my Uncle Brian
    whose arm was embedded in his brother's shithole.

    "There's some crisco in the toy bag, Philip. Lube your hand up with
    it."

    I retrieved the can and proceded to grease up my hand and forearm.

    "Are you ready, Philip?"

    "Oh yeah!" I hissed as Uncle Brian retracted his arm to his wrist.

    "Fuck me, guys!" Dad hollered, "I wanna feel the both of you up my ass
    digging for shit!"

    "Slide your fingers up your Dad's ass, one at a time, Philip. Do it
    slow. Take your time. When you're all the way in, hold my hand!"

    I did as I was told. One finger at a time.

    "Fuck! Fuck!" Dad yelled. "Give it to me, son!"

    Slowly, my hand disappeared into the gaping, dirty hole. My hand slid
    alongside that of my Uncle's and he curled his fingers around mine.

    "Ah shit!" Dad let out a loud gasp. He looked back at us, his eyes
    glazed with lust. "Fucking pigs!" he screamed. "Fuck me! Fist fuck
    my shitty ass!"

    In tandem, Uncle Brian and I pumped our fists deeper and deeper into the
    willing, hungry asshole. As we fisted Dad's ass, Uncle Brian kissed me
    deeply. Our mouths greedily sucking each other's tongues as our fists
    punched away in the sewer of my Dad's filthy butthole.

    "Aaaaaahhhhhh! Yeeeeessssss! Yeah! Pound my motherfuckin' dirty ass!
    Fuck me! Dig the shit outta my ass, you fuckin' sluts! Fuckin' pigs!"

    As I gazed upwards, the candles flickered softly, casting their glow
    upon the cross which the three of us, eerily were kneeling before.
    Together, we were upon the altar of Raunch. A new sacrificial lamb was
    being offered up to the God of Shit!

    I clasped my Uncle Brian's huge, uncut cock in my free hand and began
    stroking.

    "Jack me off, Philip! Make me cum!"

    I pull and pull on his cock, milking the pre-cum from his pisshole. He
    reaches for my dick and returns the favor. Stroke for stroke, we
    masturbate one another as we bury our fists up Dad's filthy asshole.

    A million shocks of pleausure envelope my body. I'm tingling all over.
    So much has happened to me tonight. So many new discoveries. Pain with
    pleasure. Pleasure with pain!

    The journey that began several months ago has opened up for me a whole
    new world that I embrace willingly.

    "Yes! Yes! Jack me off too, Uncle Brian! I wanna cum again!"

    Together, the three of us pull on cocks. We are untied, bound together
    in a very special union.

    "Fuck! Fuck!" we gasp in unison, "I'm gonna fuckin' shoot!"

    Our bodies heave and tremble. Dad impales himself more deeply upon mine
    and Uncle Brian's fists as he ejaculates upon the floor.

    One by one. One right after another, our cocks explode sending ropes of
    cum flying in the air.

    As Uncle Brian and I retract our hands from Dad's ass, a slurping sound
    is heard. His puckering bud flares and a foul smelling fart hisses from
    his fisted hole. It's stink fills my nostrils as I collapse onto him,
    my mouth at his asshole. Sucking. Nursing at the brown shit log he's
    pushing out of his asshole into my mouth.

    I tumble onto the floor, my mouth filled with Dad's shit. Uncle Brian
    collapses beside me and kisses me deeply. A sloppy, slurping shit kiss.
    Dad too, crashes to the floor, panting heavily in the aftermath of his
    orgasm. He moans and releases a flow of warm piss that streams its way
    towards Uncle Brian and I.

    I am in heaven! The journey of a boy to manhood is completed.

    Epilogue

    January 1, 2000

    It's cold outside. The wind is whipping snow against the window. I'm
    making this enty into my journal sitting on a rim seat gazing at the
    falling snow.

    Dad is under the rim seat receiving my morning dump, the way he always
    does, in his hungry mouth!

    As for Uncle Brian. He lives here with Dad and I now. He's our lover.
    We're each other's lovers. Strange isn't it, how things come about?

    As Dad feeds from my asshole, Uncle Brian is sucking on my pissing cock.
    Outside, the snow is swirling. Everything is beautiful. What more
    could a sixteen-year-old teenage boy ask for?
    You tell me!

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