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  1. Re:why flash? on Intel's Braidwood Could Crush SSD Market · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Exactly. I already have a disk cache. This solution is redundant. Also, this solution doesn't get me away from the mechanical spinning noisy hot slow thing which fails too often.

  2. Re:The guy who lost his finger on Man's Finger Bitten Off At Health Care Rally · · Score: -1, Troll

    Ah, a conservative must have taken offense at my threat of cannibalism and modded me down. I assure you, it is no threat.

    I've eaten two cocks and three pussies today, and it's not even breakfast yet. If you punch me, I WILL eat you.

  3. Re:Listen up camera manufacturers on Open Source Camera For Computational Photography · · Score: 1

    The camera you have to take pictures of the boobs you have is better than the camera you left at home not taking pictures of boobs you wish were in your face.

    or something like that.

  4. The guy who lost his finger on Man's Finger Bitten Off At Health Care Rally · · Score: -1, Troll

    He punched the guy who bit his finger off in the face first.

    If you ask me, he ought to be HAPPY that he only lost his finger. He could have lost his life. And if it were me who was punched in the face, his surviving family would have been treated to news footage showing me balls deep in his eye socket.

    Conservatives: You are on notice. If you lay a hand on us, we will eat as much of you as we can before someone stops us. If you want to bully someone, go home and beat your wife.

  5. Re:no collateral damage on Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target · · Score: -1, Troll

    My! Isn't the written description of a horribly killed human being such a wonderful source of levity? I am chuckling so! Almost chuckling audibly. You might even say, with some amusement and a smile, laughing out loud.

    The only thing that could have made your description of a human being with a hole in his head more enjoyable is if someone got to whip out their cock and fuck that laser head hole! Wouldn't that be such fun? Can we drink beers whilst we tell each other such stories? I am certain that with a few beers we can thing of some even more amusing and laugh inducing ways to kill human beings.

    It'll be just like that scene in Schindler's List where the soldiers lined up a bunch of Jews just to see how many people their rifles could penetrate in a single shot. Imagine what kind of fun it will be to see how many human heads our laser can burn through! Oh it will be so much fun, we should have CAKE after we try it! Not the dead people though. No cake for them.

    I'm sure I can find a Bible passage somewhere that can justify these kinds of things.

  6. FTA on Catholic Group Issues Prayer For Faithful To Say Before Sex · · Score: 1

    "Intercourse is a selfless act"

    So that's what the church is teaching? And does anybody believe it? Correction - do any dudes believe it? A statement like "intercourse is a selfless act" is a little fishy to me. How might that statement be used?

    Girl: I'm not sure if I should. Do you really love me?
    Boy: Oh baby, SURE I love you. Intercourse is a SELFLESS ACT!
    Girl: Okay...

    Don't laugh at this pamphlet too hard. The Catholic Church is apparently flying wingman here.

  7. Best broadband ever! on Major ISPs Seek To Lower Broadband Definition · · Score: 4, Funny
  8. Re:TiVo was cool... on TiVo Relaunching As a Patent Troll? · · Score: 1

    PBS? That's socialist TV. We should prefer capitalist TV which has brought us to our current situation. If capitalism has wrecked our TV, then the solution is obvious. We won't get out of this situation unless we have more capitalism.

  9. Re:Sell it? Get it past inspectors on Using a House's Concrete Foundation To Cool a PC · · Score: 1

    You mean, stand up for fee simple title rights. You don't own that land. You just hold the title for a little while.

  10. Re:No... on Global Warming To Be Put On Trial? · · Score: -1, Troll

    You're a real cocksucker, blatantly lying like that.

    You're perfect for me. Can we get together sometime? I have been searching for the perfect asshole to have sex with, so to speak, and it's clear that I've found him. Can't wait until we can fuck in person!

  11. Re:power saving tip: disable the optical drive on Why Is Linux Notebook Battery Life Still Poor? · · Score: 1

    Even further - plan the evolution of your descendants to evolve into trees

  12. Here's the Mad Libs version on Open Source Russian Vacuum Fluorescent Tube Clock · · Score: 1

    I had a _______ in 1979 that could do a _______ and _______. Do you honestly think it had a programmed CPU in it? It was all hardwired _______ on a single _____. You can do quite a lot with ______ alone - ask the creators of _____.

  13. Re:Morton's Fork on Anti-Spam Lawyer Loses Appeal, and His Possessions · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You give implied consent for me to sleep in your house by using only a bit of plywood and some drywall to keep me outside.

    And that unfenced lawn at your house? Implied consent. Enjoy the turd I left you.

  14. Re:I have a friend who grew a tooth. on Fully Functional Bioengineered Tooth Grown In a Mouse · · Score: 1

    Thirty years. Teeth last longer, but they get to be high maintenance past thirty years.

  15. Re:Who's chasing them? on IBM, Other Multinationals "Detaching" From the US · · Score: 1

    Well then move on. It's not hard to do.

    You must be new here.

  16. Re:Who's chasing them? on IBM, Other Multinationals "Detaching" From the US · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm not the one who's trying to make a point and win an argument. I'm just poking at all the stupid which is so abundant in your posts.

    So don't argue with me. Instead, you need to get smarter.

    Goldman wasn't bankrupt. And they don't play the Saxophone. And anyone who listens to you is a dumbass.

  17. Re:Who's chasing them? on IBM, Other Multinationals "Detaching" From the US · · Score: 1

    But, you're Orwellian ability to spin a complete failure of credibility as somehow NOT a fault is supposed to make us feel confident about your judgements?

    Maybe a conservative would be satisfied with that.

  18. Hey Sexy! on BrainPort Lets the Blind "See" With Their Tongues · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oooh hello pretty lady, come on over here and let me get a good lick at you.

  19. Re:Who's chasing them? on IBM, Other Multinationals "Detaching" From the US · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How can you be modded informative when you

    1) Spell it Goldman sax. Come on, even Kenny G. is wincing at that one.

    2) Say they went bankrupt. That's wrong, wrong, wrong.

  20. Re:Who's chasing them? on IBM, Other Multinationals "Detaching" From the US · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not sure why this is a troll, unless we've got some very unschooled libertarians moderating tonight.

    Corporations owe their complete existence to the government and the people. A corporation is a legal entity created out of nothing by government action, and supported by the people. Benefits include tax breaks, jurisdictional freedom, limits on officer liability, access to publicly run and regulated markets (Wall Street), and so on.

    Private companies, on the other hand, are not corporations, and do not owe a certain responsibility to the public.

  21. Re:Size. on Why Size Matters For Your SSD Purchase · · Score: 3, Funny

    That maneuver is called the "human Klein bottle."

  22. Re:pronounced ... on Scala, a Statically Typed, Functional, O-O Language · · Score: 5, Funny

    Same difference. You say potato, I say you're an asshole.

  23. The best possible naming convention on Suitable Naming Conventions For Workstations? · · Score: 1

    Each position is meaningful, making the entire name even more meaningful.

    1st char is workstation manufacturer initial.
      I is for IBM
      D is for Dell
      A is for Acer
      H is for Hewlett
      L is for Lenovo
      A is for Apple

    2nd digit is the floor number. 3rd and 4th digit is the room number. 5th position is the processor type I(ntel) or A(md). 6th position is the location of the user manual. L(ibrary), D(esk), S(torage) or C(ircular file). 7th position is W(orks), B(roken), P(arts). 8th position is P(orn) or C(hurchlady). 9th position is A(nniston) or J(olie). 10th position is 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or C(an't possibly be that large you liar.)

    My own computer is conveniently named L202ICWPJC.

  24. Re:And that's what happens on Database Error Costs Social Security Victims $500M · · Score: 2

    No, you got it all wrong. Drug dealers can get away with what they do because drugs are illegal, making that entire aspect of the economy beyond the reach of the IRS.

    The system gets fucked up because we fuck it up on purpose! Maybe we don't realize what we're doing, but it's not like things happen for no reason at all.

  25. Re:And that's what happens on Database Error Costs Social Security Victims $500M · · Score: 1

    Tazing pregnant mothers is what volunteers like myself are for. MILFZAP!