So, if you can't deep link, and you can't copy and paste, where does that leave Slashdot? Good lord, people might have to write their own material. Here's my first article: L1nux is teh b0mb. M$ sux0rs. ru 1337 2? i run teh manham^H^H^Hdrake.
Yeah - but one thing I've learned. If you're trying to get something complex in as FP, best to preview it first in another story otherwise you end up in a mad struggle with the lameness filter.
Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light, What a nation of queers and faggots ass-reaming? Fat fucks with huge cars, watch the TV all night, On the wrestling we saw, rednecks mindlessly screaming? And the TV's blue glare, the farts bursting in air Gave proof thro' the night that our trailer's still there. Oh say is that Shit-Spatterd Banner yet hung O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb?
On the screen, dimly seen thro' the piles of chip bags, Oprah, Springer and Lake talking rubbish to losers, Where the mega-corps pay, to elect closet fags, Fascits, coke-heads, sex freaks, crooks and burglars and boozers Now it catches the gleam of the headlight's first beam, It's barely reflected in a polluted stream; 'Tis the Shit-Spattered Banner, How long has it hung O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb.
And what was that noise where did it come from? Thats the havoc of war and the battle's confusion Some ragheads, a wedding and a not so smart bomb Their blood is for oil to create more pollution. No refuge could save the McDonalds slave Or the wetbacks who earn half the minimum wage: And the shit-spattered banner, retards with a guns In the land of the fat and the home of the dumb.
Oh, thus be it ever when fat men shall sit In front of TVs with accute constapaion Fat with pizza and chips, dulled by programs so shit Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserved us a nation! Then conquer we must, Exxon say that it's just, And this be our motto, "In money our trust" And the Shit-Spattered Banner in triumph is hung O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb!
It is also unacceptable that record level locks are not properly supported. Until MySQL has even the basic functionality of SQL Server, it will never compete.
Well done. I'm surprised you americans can move your fat fingers fast enough to even get in the top ten. Stuffing yourselves with a disgusting excuse for food. You know nothing of good cooking.
When we Europeans look at the US, what do we see? We see commercials for things like "sports diapers". We see a president who can barely string together a coherent sentence. Aside from sports diapers, all the commercials seem to be for psychics, lawyers and exercise machines. This could easily lead a person to believe that the whole nation is full of gullible, litigious, overweight people who are regressing to the level of infants:- happy to sit glued to the TV, soiling themselves unwilling to get to the bathroom.
The hypocritical slashbots seem to think it's legitimate to steal bandwidth. They also seem to think broadband is an essential - like fresh water. Well, how would you feel if someone was stealing your water supply (by connecting a huge pump to the main) so that you couldn't get any? Would that be a good thing?
Get this: the cable companies are providing broadband so as to make a profit. If you feel it's too expensive, don't buy it. Companies will only provide cheap, big pipes if there's something in it for them. That's the way it works.
I have a sexual problem with my girlfriend. Should doesn't appreciate that the only way I can get off is if I jerk-off while she pisses on my face. Since she's only 18 and quite unused to even straight sex, she was quite shocked at first.
The way I see it, it doesn't do any harm but she still seems to hink it's quite sick. Can anyone give me any advice?
I have a problem with my girlfriend. I have an abnormally insensitive penis which means that it normally takes me a couple of hours of banging away before I come. If I'm tired, I sometimes fall asleep first - which many girls find insulting.
I have found that when my girlfriends let me take them up the back passage, I can get there a lot quicker. It's tighter and hotter than a pussy so provides more stimulation so I get there very quickly. My current girlfriend (who has just turned 20 and is pretty innocent) claims she doesn't like it, but when she's had a load of whisky, sometimes she actually asks me to fuck her in the ass. Is this just because she knows I like it? What should I do? Should I explain that it's the only way I can get off most times?
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So, if you can't deep link, and you can't copy and paste, where does that leave Slashdot? Good lord, people might have to write their own material. Here's my first article:
L1nux is teh b0mb. M$ sux0rs. ru 1337 2? i run teh manham^H^H^Hdrake.
Oh yeah - FP for the CLiT.
Someone is finally doing something.
I approve of storing all nuclear waste in the US.
Yeah - but one thing I've learned. If you're trying to get something complex in as FP, best to preview it first in another story otherwise you end up in a mad struggle with the lameness filter.
God help our graceless queen....
Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light,
What a nation of queers and faggots ass-reaming?
Fat fucks with huge cars, watch the TV all night,
On the wrestling we saw, rednecks mindlessly screaming?
And the TV's blue glare, the farts bursting in air
Gave proof thro' the night that our trailer's still there.
Oh say is that Shit-Spatterd Banner yet hung
O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb?
On the screen, dimly seen thro' the piles of chip bags,
Oprah, Springer and Lake talking rubbish to losers,
Where the mega-corps pay, to elect closet fags,
Fascits, coke-heads, sex freaks, crooks and burglars and boozers
Now it catches the gleam of the headlight's first beam,
It's barely reflected in a polluted stream;
'Tis the Shit-Spattered Banner, How long has it hung
O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb.
And what was that noise where did it come from?
Thats the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
Some ragheads, a wedding and a not so smart bomb
Their blood is for oil to create more pollution.
No refuge could save the McDonalds slave
Or the wetbacks who earn half the minimum wage:
And the shit-spattered banner, retards with a guns
In the land of the fat and the home of the dumb.
Oh, thus be it ever when fat men shall sit
In front of TVs with accute constapaion
Fat with pizza and chips, dulled by programs so shit
Praise the Pow'r that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, Exxon say that it's just,
And this be our motto, "In money our trust"
And the Shit-Spattered Banner in triumph is hung
O'er the land of the fat and the home of the dumb!
Imposter!
It is also unacceptable that record level locks are not properly supported. Until MySQL has even the basic functionality of SQL Server, it will never compete.
Well done. I'm surprised you americans can move your fat fingers fast enough to even get in the top ten. Stuffing yourselves with a disgusting excuse for food. You know nothing of good cooking.
When we Europeans look at the US, what do we see? We see commercials for things like "sports diapers". We see a president who can barely string together a coherent sentence. Aside from sports diapers, all the commercials seem to be for psychics, lawyers and exercise machines. This could easily lead a person to believe that the whole nation is full of gullible, litigious, overweight people who are regressing to the level of infants:- happy to sit glued to the TV, soiling themselves unwilling to get to the bathroom.
Yeah - it's shit, but it aint offtopic.
The hypocritical slashbots seem to think it's legitimate to steal bandwidth. They also seem to think broadband is an essential - like fresh water. Well, how would you feel if someone was stealing your water supply (by connecting a huge pump to the main) so that you couldn't get any? Would that be a good thing?
Get this: the cable companies are providing broadband so as to make a profit. If you feel it's too expensive, don't buy it. Companies will only provide cheap, big pipes if there's something in it for them. That's the way it works.
I have a sexual problem with my girlfriend. Should doesn't appreciate that the only way I can get off is if I jerk-off while she pisses on my face. Since she's only 18 and quite unused to even straight sex, she was quite shocked at first.
The way I see it, it doesn't do any harm but she still seems to hink it's quite sick. Can anyone give me any advice?
Well it cured my hiccups.
I have a problem with my girlfriend. I have an abnormally insensitive penis which means that it normally takes me a couple of hours of banging away before I come. If I'm tired, I sometimes fall asleep first - which many girls find insulting.
I have found that when my girlfriends let me take them up the back passage, I can get there a lot quicker. It's tighter and hotter than a pussy so provides more stimulation so I get there very quickly. My current girlfriend (who has just turned 20 and is pretty innocent) claims she doesn't like it, but when she's had a load of whisky, sometimes she actually asks me to fuck her in the ass. Is this just because she knows I like it? What should I do? Should I explain that it's the only way I can get off most times?
"en raison de la mauvaise signalisation excessive de ce IP ou sous-filet"
But I will be ze next president of France.
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En coulez vous Américain en graisse. Vous êtes probablement noir.