It might be me, but I thing you are all a bunch of Lunix loving GNU Hippie cock gobblers with small penises and large assholes looking for something to stick in your ass. I dunno.
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These instructions apply specifically to a Ford 4.6 liter V8. Other makes/models may vary.
1) Go to work. Do some actual work, then during lunch, go to Swift, Myrtle
Auto Parts or Pep Boys and buy 5 quarts of oil and a filter.
2) After lunch, complain to boss about a serious malfunction in car. Explain
to boss that if it's not fixed now, car may be in shop for a week and you
won't be able to show up during that time.
3) After boss falls for bullshit story, grab 4x4x6 block of wood and place
at the edge of closed forks on forktruck so as not to damage the pretty
frame of your car then lift just higher than the jackstands you always place
next to the shop desk.
4) Place jackstands under frame just behind front fenders and lower car
slowly being carefull nothing moves or gets crushed. When forks are clear,
push nose of car sideways to make sure it's stable.
5) Place big empty pan under oil plug and filter. Remove oil plug with
channel locks (this is a custom oil plug with a round head to keep
petrolium soaked primates from using impact wrenches on it in rare
occasions when you have them change the oil). Remove filter with
filter wrench you conveniently placed in the cabinet marked "car stuff".
6) While waiting for oil to drain, call Vixen and see who's working tonight.
7) Replace drain plug, install new filter with light coat of oil on seal
(making sure old seal isn't still stuck to filter housing or block), then
fill with 5 quarts of fresh oil. Unplug primary sides of coil packs and
crank until oil pressure comes up, then lower car with forktruck, place
jackstands next to shop desk, plug the coils back in, and start car.
Check for leaks.
8) Dump used oil into waste oil barrel and clean pan. Call waste oil
guy if more than 3/4 full. Put tools away, wipe up the 3 drops of oil
you spilled, wash up, and lock up the shop if boss has left already.
If boss is still there, pretend to work until she does, then lock up
and go home.
Money spent:
Oil and filter: $15.00
Money made:
1/2 day you were getting paid to work on your own car: $44.10
Total: +$29.10
Oil change instructions for women:
1) Pull up to local petrolium soaked primate when car produces
a large white, black and/or blue cloud of foul smelling smoke behind it.
Insist car was running fine the day/week/month before you hit this big
pothole. Try not to stare at the dirt under his eyelids and sloping
forehead.
2) Try not to scream in horror as the PSP tells you it's approximately
$5,000 to replace the engine you never changed the oil in.
3) Apply for a job at Vixen to pay the PSP. If Tony or Freddy like you,
go home and get dressed, you start tonight. If not, try Pumps and
repeat. Don't forget the G string to show off those nice ass cheeks.
4) Go to Vixen, and get topless as soon as you get on stage. Don't screw
around or you won't get tipped. Try not to look at yourself too much in the
mirrors, and ALWAYS take the dollar with the cleavage, not the hands.
5) Talk to cute guy everyone calls "Cheezy", "Dee" or "Sex Machine".
Explain your problem, take him home.
6) Get naked and have the best sex you ever had times 3. Don't squeeze
his balls, he hates that. Swallow it. Wiggle your ass in his face. Scream
his name when you cum multiple times.
7) When you wake the next afternoon, cook him breakfast, and make
lots of coffee. Have more sex with him. Call the mechanic to get your car
back as is. Bend over the couch. CheezyDee likes to see your ass jiggle
as he takes you from behind.
8) When the car comes, so will you. To avoid distracting Cheezy while he
works, go to the store and buy more rubbers. Get some beer and coffee too.
9) By the time you return, Cheezy should be around half done, depending
on how much other stuff was neglected. Order pizza or Chinese for dinner.
Cheezy likes pork fried rice and a couple eggrolls.
10) After he eats his food and then you, he's back to work. Clean the house.
Yes, thats his spooge on the ceiling tile. Take a shower, douche, touch
yourself while thinking about last night.
11) When he's done, thank Cheezy by letting him in the bad place. Wiggle.
Move him in. Introduce him to your friends.
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That's fucking talent gentelmen (and slashfags). Trolling Deuronomy, I fucking dare anyone to do better.
BooYah!
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It is official; Netcraft confirms: Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Cum Guzzeling AC's community when IDC confirmed that Cum Guzzeling AC's
market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of
all trolls. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states
that Cum Guzzeling AC's have lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've
known all along. Cum Guzzeling AC's are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Cum Guzzeling AC's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Cum Guzzeling AC's face a bleak future. In fact there won't
be any future at all for Cum Guzzeling AC's because Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying. Things are looking very bad for Cum Guzzeling AC's. As many of us are already aware, Cum Guzzeling AC's continue to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
First Post Cum Guzzeling AC's are the most endangered of them all, having
lost 93% of their core trolls. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time First Post Cum Guzzeling ACs I'm going to kick your ass when I see you guy and Post Frist only serve to underscore the point
more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: First Post Cum Guzzeling ACs are dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Chode swallowing AC leader AC states that there
are 7000 Chode swallowing ACs. How many ass reaming ACs are there? Let's see. The number of Chode swallowing ACs versus ass reaming AC posts on Slashdot are roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are
about 7000/5 = 1400 Ass reaming ACs. Ball licking AC posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume
of Ass reaming ACs. Therefore there are about 700 Ball licking ACs. A recent article put Chode swallowing ACs at about 80 percent of the Cum Guzzeling AC's market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 =
36400 Chode swallowing ACs. This is consistent with the number of Chode swallowing ACs Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, Chode swallowing ACs went out
of business and was taken over by Shit eating ACs who post more worthless drivel. Now Shit eating ACs
is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Cum Guzzeling AC's has steadily declined in market share. Cum Guzzeling AC's are very sick and
their long term survival prospects are very dim. If Cum Guzzeling AC's are to survive at all it will
be among troll dilettante dabblers. Cum Guzzeling AC's continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could
save them at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Cum Guzzeling AC's are dead.
Slashbot moderators can't deal with the fact that KDE and Gnome are bloated buggy turds that need to be eliminated. Who's cock did they have to suck to get mod points anyway?
It is official; Netcraft confirms: Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Cum Guzzeling AC's community when IDC confirmed that Cum Guzzeling AC's
market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of
all trolls. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states
that Cum Guzzeling AC's have lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've
known all along. Cum Guzzeling AC's are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Cum Guzzeling AC's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Cum Guzzeling AC's face a bleak future. In fact there won't
be any future at all for Cum Guzzeling AC's because Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying. Things are looking very bad for Cum Guzzeling AC's. As many of us are already aware, Cum Guzzeling AC's continue to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
First Post Cum Guzzeling AC's are the most endangered of them all, having
lost 93% of their core trolls. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time First Post Cum Guzzeling ACs I'm going to kick your ass when I see you guy and Post Frist only serve to underscore the point
more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: First Post Cum Guzzeling ACs are dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Chode swallowing AC leader AC states that there
are 7000 Chode swallowing ACs. How many ass reaming ACs are there? Let's see. The number of Chode swallowing ACs versus ass reaming AC posts on Slashdot are roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are
about 7000/5 = 1400 Ass reaming ACs. Ball licking AC posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume
of Ass reaming ACs. Therefore there are about 700 Ball licking ACs. A recent article put Chode swallowing ACs at about 80 percent of the Cum Guzzeling AC's market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 =
36400 Chode swallowing ACs. This is consistent with the number of Chode swallowing ACs Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, Chode swallowing ACs went out
of business and was taken over by Shit eating ACs who post more worthless drivel. Now Shit eating ACs
are also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Cum Guzzeling AC's has steadily declined in market share. Cum Guzzeling AC's are very sick and
their long term survival prospects are very dim. If Cum Guzzeling AC's are to survive at all it will
be among troll dilettante dabblers. Cum Guzzeling AC's continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could
save them at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Cum Guzzeling AC's are dead.
Whips &
Kisses: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Is the water
glass half empty or half full? Just ask Miranda
St. Croix.
The human condition
can be seen in one of two ways: it's either dreadful or delightful.
Our opinions about life depend upon our experience with it and are
formed at a young age, and how we cope with disappointment and rejection
have a lot to do with how we experience these two emotions. One
may experience disappointment and learn to be humble, understanding
that life will not hand us everything we want, but persevering nonetheless.
Alternately, one may experience rejection and decide he or she is
put on this earth to do nothing but suffer and ask God why He plays
His cruel jokes on us. While the former sees the good in people,
the latter has decided that no good deed goes unpunished.
Take
the case of Arthur. Arthur has led a life of ups and downs. He's
been laid off from work, divorced, and even lost his father at the
age of 13. Through it all, though, Arthur remains a kind-hearted
soul. He works hard, he's good to his family, and when he does go
out on the occasional date, he's respectful and makes eye contact.
(I
do mean the eyes in the head, not the ones in the blouse.)
Arthur
believes that life and people are generally good. He feels that
this is the hand he got dealt in life and makes the most of it.
And although Arthur can sometimes be one of those annoying people
who proclaim, "When life hands me lemons I make lemonade!"
we'll forgive him for that, because he learned to deal with his losses and disappointments at a young age. For him, life was going
to go on even though his father couldn't be there with him. He realizes
that his bills still need to be paid and that the creditors don't
care that his industry is experiencing downsizing. Arthur is a responsible
man and takes care of his business.
Arthur's
beliefs that human nature is inherently good and that life is what
we make of it came to him by way of an ongoing process of introspection.
He didn't wake up one day and say "life is grand" -- he
woke up hundreds of days and said, "this really sucks."
But overall, his thoughts were positive and it kept him going. Arthur
spent lots of time thinking about his plight in life. He sometimes
wondered why he was suffering but figured everything happens for
a reason. The reason he was dealt this hand of cards was so he could
learn how to play them to the best of his ability, sometimes winning,
sometimes losing, but never folding.
Tina
is next. Tina became the caretaker of her boyfriend Joe. He used
her and ran up her bills, then moved out and refused to pay her
any of the money he owed her. Tina cannot understand why Joe treated
her this way. Tina now believes that no good deed goes unpunished.
What
Tina doesn't realize is that she learned to punish herself. Tina
allowed Joe to treat her the way he did, to use (and abuse) her
as he saw fit. She stayed with a man that thought she was there
to serve him. She perpetuated his disrespect, because deep inside
herself, she didn't believe she was worth being respected. (See my article on The Self-Fulfilling Prophecy to learn how parents can help make our lives a living hell.) Joe realized he could get away with anything he wanted and so he did.
So, for Tina, and those in her situation, let me let you in on a
little secret.
People
do what you allow them to do to you. If you want to be treated with
respect, command it. If you act like a doormat you will be treated
like one. That's human nature.
So,
here's my advice: please don't whine about how horrible people are
to you. I'm not listening, and neither is anyone else. Don't invite
me to your pity party because I'm not coming, and even if I did,
I'd eat all your food and drink all your liquor. And do you know
why I'll do this? Because deep inside, you have some sort of sick need to be treated this way. I aim to please, so I'll just help
you on your path to self-destruction.
After
all, that is what you want, isn't it?
Yes,
Miranda St. Croix is a real person, although that's not quite her
real name. Miranda is a real psychological counselor as well as
an experienced dominatrix. The two are closer than you might think.
You don't need simulation programs for old cars, because it's gearhead common sense. If you have a 305 CID engine with a stock cam, that carb will make the car a pig. You'd be better off with a 600 or 650. Now if you had a 600CID monster big block with a wild cam and 3" exhaust, 1200CFM may be right. When it comes to real musclecars, you learn by doing.
OBD-II is just for diagnostics. 99.9% can be interfaced with a 2 inch piece of wire. Yes, that's correct. As the Lunix users say, RTFM. When done the right way, the "Check Engine" lamp will blink trouble codes. OBD-I and II have this feature, with the exception of a few one-off hi-po make/models here and there.
What the story is about however, is not interfacing with a diagnostic port, but designing an entire car (or at least hi-po parts for a car).
With the exception of a *somewhat* common diagnostic port in most cars, most have entirely different FI systems, and in fact some make/models change them further from month to month depending on supply/demand. 1995 Mustangs could have an FI computer from Motorola, Intel, or Toshiba.
Besides, when it comes to automotive electrical systems, you don't want everyone and their uncle messing around with it. Just this afternoon I saw the aftermath of an electrical fire, probably caused by a "Professionally Installed" security system.
I read a story somewhere a while back about a State Trooper somewhere pulling over an obviously drunk driver, who passed a breathalizer, but they followed up with a blood test and he had way over the limit. The man later admitted to taking a Vodka enema.
COPS CRACK DOWN ON
MASPETH DRAG RACERS
Late Night Ticket Blitz In Effect
by Rob MacKay
Police issued more than 70 tickets for moving and parking violations and made one arrest during a four-hour blitz on suspected drag racers in Maspeth this weekend.
Dubbed "Operation Pit Stop," the crackdown aimed at speedsters who travel from as far away as North Carolina and New Hampshire to burn rubber from such industrial locations as Page Place at Grand Avenue and Laurel Hill Boulevard at Review Avenue.
The arrest was for driving with a suspended license, while the reasons for the summonses included driving without a seat belt, going the wrong way down a one-way street, running a red light, cell phone use while driving, unlicensed operator, failure to produce insurance and disobeying a right-of- way. There were no arrests for speeding.
As it is largely deserted at night and on weekends, the mostly industrial area that spreads from Long Island City to Maspeth to Brooklyn's East Williamsburg has long been a hot spot for dragsters who put a substance called "nitro" in their gas tanks to be able to drive faster.
"This has been an ongoing condition, and now we are getting the matter addressed," said Roe Daraio, president of the Communities of Maspeth and Elmhurst Together. "With a lot of attention, these [drag racers] will eventually stop coming here."
Police action in late February led to 20 arrests, numerous summonses and the confiscation of 10 cars. A week later in early March, three people were arrested and two cars were seized in the same exact location.
Operation Pit Stop had initially been planned for Friday, but was postponed because of severe thunderstorms that night. The blitz happened from 10 p.m. on Saturday to 2 a.m. on Sunday. Law enforcement officials from the 104th Precinct, the 108th Precinct, the Patrol Borough Queens North and the Queens District Attorney's Office were involved.
Daraio said that COMET would continue to monitor the situation. "I don't want to see people killed," she said. "I don't want to hear people complaining that they can't sleep at night."
Onderdonk House To Host
Annual Strawberry Festival
Food, Games, Arts And Crafts
On Saturday, June 22, the Greater Ridgewood Historical Society will host a Strawberry Festival at the Onderdonk House, corner of Flushing and Onderdonk avenues in Ridgewood.
From 1-4 p.m., there will be plenty of food, games and entertainment for families to enjoy. The Society will be celebrating with strawberry with homemade strawberry shortcake and other food items. Children can play old-fashioned games on the lawn and make crafts. There will also be tours of the historic Onderdonk House.
Admission for this event is $5 for adults, $3 for children. All activities and tours are face with admission.
The current exhibit in the Onderdonk House Museum is on the history of Arbitration Rock, the prominent marker along the 1769 survey line that settle the land dispute between the colonial towns of Bushwick and Newtown. The rock was recently uncovered beneath Onderdonk Avenue and was relocated on the Onderdonk property in August 2001.
To celebrate the discovery of Arbitration Rock and its relocation to the Onderdonk property, the public is also invited on Sunday, June 23 to the dedication of Arbitration Rock beginning at 3 p.m. This event is free and open to all.
The Onderdonk House is a New York City, New York State and National Historic Landmark. Dutch framers built the house around 1709 and it remained a farmstead through the 1920s when the Greater Ridgewood Historical Society was founded to maintain and operate the Onderdonk House as a historic site and museum.
These programs are made possible in part by public funding from the NYC Department of Cultural Affairs, secured through the efforts of the Queens borough president and the New York City Council, and by State Senator Serphin Maltese, Assemblywoman Catherine Nolan and by members of the Society.
For more information and directions, please the Society?s office at 456- 1776 or surf to www.//members.aol.com/ondrdnkhse/grhs.htm [aol.com]
THEY WANT AN END
TO AREA WOES
Hookers, Rodents High On Hit List
by Gloria Lisa Baksh
Representatives from several city agencies addressed such issues as prostitution, illegal dumping and rats at a Town Hall meeting that was co-hosted by City Council Member Dennis Gallagher and the Ridgewood Property Owners Civic Association last Thursday.
There was also news that the $3,000,000 renov ation of Grover Cleveland
In recognition of his support, in the form of a generous donation, of the Greater Ridgewood Restoration Corporation?s graffiti removal program, area resident Walter Kasowicz was honored during last Thursday?s town hall meeting at I.S. 93 in Ridgewood. The event was hosted by City Council Member Dennis Gallagher in conjunction with the Ridgewood Property Owners Civic Association. Representatives from various city agencies, including the Department of Environmental Protection, Department of Sanitation and the NYPD were in attendance. Shown from left: GRRC?s Peggy O?Kane, GRRC Executive Director Angela Mirabile, Council Member Gallagher, Kasowicz and RPOCA President Paul Kerzner.
(photo: Rhonda Simmons)
Park will begin this summer and that $1,000,000 was restored for the Ridgewood Children?s Library renovation.
Several members of the civic group Citizens for a Better Ridgewood came to the meeting to address the prostitution problem on Starr Street. Captain Peter Loehle, who commands the 104th Precinct, informed that he has reached out to the Vice Enforcement Division and will do so again. According to Captain Loehle, Vice focuses on arresting prostitutes, while the 104th Precinct conducts sting operations to nab their customers.
Thomas Fitzgerald of the Sanitation Department was then bombarded with questions, especially from RPOCA?s board of directors. A Grove Street resident accused Sanitation of giving a factory located on Traffic Avenue preferential treatment. ?Why aren?t they responsible for keeping their sidewalks clean?? she asked.
Fitzgerald responded: ?I promise whatever violation or problem is there today will be taken care of...I promise you, I will take action.?
A 64th Street resident complained about a house on the block that has housed construction debris piled up on its property for many months.
Fitzgerald promised to send Sanitation officers the next day. At that point, Arienne Warren, borough manager for Queens rodent control at the Health Department, offered to investigate the site for rats. She promised to issue summonses if health codes were being violated.
Fitzgerald said that the Sanitation Action Center telephone number?212- 219-8090?was the most valuable sanitation tool. ?All we do is give them summonses,? he said. ?They are your neighbors. We ask for your cooperation in keeping the streets clean.?
Mechanical street sweepers have been prevented from cleaning the streets around the 104th Precinct due to illegally parked police vehicles and voucher cars, people complained. Fitzgerald offered to work with Captain Loehle and send WEP workers or other street sweeping crews to the affected area whenever possible.
Captain Loehle reported that he had recently removed 15 voucher cars.
RPOCA President Paul Kerzner called for a permanent solution to a persistent parking and garbage problem surrounding the 104th. ?Everything hinges on Gallagher?s efforts with the Atlantic Railway,? he said, referring to a long awaited parking lot project billed as the panacea for cops and residents alike.
Council Member Gallagher said that negotiations are still underway. The Atlantic Railway agreed to a long-term lease of the property, but their lawyers are working out a few details before a deal gets finalized.
Philip Sparacio of the Parks Department had good news about the anticipated summer groundbreaking at the Grover Cleveland Park. ?With exception of the asphalt baseball field and the basketball courts, the entire park will be renovated,? he announced.
Tree pruning and planting also got Sparacio?s attention. Tree branches get so low they hit pedestrians in the head as they walk down their block, said one man. A Bleeker Street resident complained of the trees between Forest Avenue and Woodward Avenue blocking street lamps. ?It?s a crime waiting to happen,? she said.
Sparacio responded that Forestry workers prune trees during daylight hours. ?We rely on people such as yourself to report these conditions,? he said.
The Parks Department responds to every tree complaint, he claimed. Sparacio urged those present to call 1-800-201-PARK to report pruning conditions.
Another man complained of a tree-planting request that has gone unfulfilled since 1995. RPOCA members say that for 28 years their organization has submitted locations for tree planting, and gotten good results. However, two years ago a new person took over the tree planting position at the Parks Department, and mandated that the adjacent property owner must approve a planting.
According to a RPOCA handout, as a result of the policy, Ridgewood is only getting a handful of new street trees. RPOCA challenged Parks to change the policy. ?We would like to go back to the ?tried and true? planting formula that has served us so well for 28 years,? read a handout from the meeting.
Other complaints dealt with people who leave dog waste on sidewalks and feed pigeons. Such practices are unsanitary because they spread disease and initiate rodent infestation. A Sanitation K-9 unit is charged with tracking owners who don?t pick-up after their dogs. So long as the time of day and exact locations are available to them, K-9 officers can issue fines. They have issued 59 summonses to dog owners in Community Board 5 so far this year.
Representatives from the Departments of Environmental Protection and Health also gave contact numbers to call for assistance. For DEP, dial DEP-HELP. Adrienne Warren from Health gave her direct number: 575- 2394.
As part of the pre-Town Hall deal, all the agencies will follow-up with Council Member Gallagher?s Office. ?Each and every complaint will be followed-up, and a status report will be given over to my office within a month. We will make it available to all the [RPOCA] members.?
It is official; Netcraft confirms: Slashdot is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Lunix community when IDC confirmed that Lunix
market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of
all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states
that Slashdot has lost more users, this news serves to reinforce what we've
known all along. LNUX is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead last in
the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict
Slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't
be any future at all for Slashdot because Slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for Slashdot. As
many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
BSDSlash is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The
sudden and unpleasant departures of long time *BSD developers Goatse Jones and BoyCowKneel
only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Slashdot is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
LNUX leader CmdrAnalTaco states that there are 7000 users of Slashdot. How many users of MacSlash
are there? Let's see. The number of Slashdot versus MacSlash posts is roughly in ratio
of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 MacSlash users. BSD posts on Slashdot are
about half of the volume of MacSlash posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSDSlash. A
recent article put Slashdot at about 80 percent of the Lunix market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 =
36400 Slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Sourceforge, abysmal sales and so on, LNUX is going out
of business and will probably be taken over by Corel who sell another troubled OS. Now Corel
is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily declined in users. LNUX is very sick and
its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slashdot is to survive at all it will
be among anal dilettante dabblers, Smelly GNU Hippies and hardcore pedophiles. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could
save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is dead.
Hey I think that WWWWWWWWWWWWW thing affects Opera browsers too. It widened the page a bit, but not much. Wheres my latest crapflood? Ah, here it is...
It is official; Netcraft confirms: Slashdot is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Lunix community when IDC confirmed that Lunix
market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of
all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states
that Slashdot has lost more users, this news serves to reinforce what we've
known all along. LNUX is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead last in
the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict
Slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't
be any future at all for Slashdot because Slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for Slashdot. As
many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
BSDSlash is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The
sudden and unpleasant departures of long time *BSD developers Goatse Jones and BoyCowKneel
only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Slashdot is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
LNUX leader CmdrAnalTaco states that there are 7000 users of Slashdot. How many users of MacSlash
are there? Let's see. The number of Slashdot versus MacSlash posts is roughly in ratio
of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 MacSlash users. BSD posts on Slashdot are
about half of the volume of MacSlash posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSDSlash. A
recent article put Slashdot at about 80 percent of the Lunix market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 =
36400 Slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Sourceforge, abysmal sales and so on, LNUX is going out
of business and will probably be taken over by Corel who sell another troubled OS. Now Corel
is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily declined in users. LNUX is very sick and
its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slashdot is to survive at all it will
be among anal dilettante dabblers, Smelly GNU Hippies and hardcore pedophiles. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could
save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is dead.
Slashbots are without honor. Our repost cannons and page widening torpedoes will ensure our destiny in Trollokor, where there are cute sluts, numerous offtopic posts and endless barrels of Krapflood wine, and more sluts.
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It might be me, but I thing you are all a bunch of Lunix loving GNU Hippie cock gobblers with small penises and large assholes looking for something to stick in your ass. I dunno.
Bitchez ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Problem is, it don't even work cuz I got mad skillz.
These instructions apply specifically to a Ford 4.6 liter V8. Other makes/models may vary.
1) Go to work. Do some actual work, then during lunch, go to Swift, Myrtle Auto Parts or Pep Boys and buy 5 quarts of oil and a filter.
2) After lunch, complain to boss about a serious malfunction in car. Explain to boss that if it's not fixed now, car may be in shop for a week and you won't be able to show up during that time.
3) After boss falls for bullshit story, grab 4x4x6 block of wood and place at the edge of closed forks on forktruck so as not to damage the pretty frame of your car then lift just higher than the jackstands you always place next to the shop desk.
4) Place jackstands under frame just behind front fenders and lower car slowly being carefull nothing moves or gets crushed. When forks are clear, push nose of car sideways to make sure it's stable.
5) Place big empty pan under oil plug and filter. Remove oil plug with channel locks (this is a custom oil plug with a round head to keep petrolium soaked primates from using impact wrenches on it in rare occasions when you have them change the oil). Remove filter with filter wrench you conveniently placed in the cabinet marked "car stuff".
6) While waiting for oil to drain, call Vixen and see who's working tonight.
7) Replace drain plug, install new filter with light coat of oil on seal (making sure old seal isn't still stuck to filter housing or block), then fill with 5 quarts of fresh oil. Unplug primary sides of coil packs and crank until oil pressure comes up, then lower car with forktruck, place jackstands next to shop desk, plug the coils back in, and start car. Check for leaks.
8) Dump used oil into waste oil barrel and clean pan. Call waste oil guy if more than 3/4 full. Put tools away, wipe up the 3 drops of oil you spilled, wash up, and lock up the shop if boss has left already. If boss is still there, pretend to work until she does, then lock up and go home.
Money spent:
Oil and filter: $15.00 Money made:
1/2 day you were getting paid to work on your own car: $44.10
Total: +$29.10
Oil change instructions for women:
1) Pull up to local petrolium soaked primate when car produces a large white, black and/or blue cloud of foul smelling smoke behind it. Insist car was running fine the day/week/month before you hit this big pothole. Try not to stare at the dirt under his eyelids and sloping forehead.
2) Try not to scream in horror as the PSP tells you it's approximately $5,000 to replace the engine you never changed the oil in.
3) Apply for a job at Vixen to pay the PSP. If Tony or Freddy like you, go home and get dressed, you start tonight. If not, try Pumps and repeat. Don't forget the G string to show off those nice ass cheeks.
4) Go to Vixen, and get topless as soon as you get on stage. Don't screw around or you won't get tipped. Try not to look at yourself too much in the mirrors, and ALWAYS take the dollar with the cleavage, not the hands.
5) Talk to cute guy everyone calls "Cheezy", "Dee" or "Sex Machine". Explain your problem, take him home.
6) Get naked and have the best sex you ever had times 3. Don't squeeze his balls, he hates that. Swallow it. Wiggle your ass in his face. Scream his name when you cum multiple times.
7) When you wake the next afternoon, cook him breakfast, and make lots of coffee. Have more sex with him. Call the mechanic to get your car back as is. Bend over the couch. CheezyDee likes to see your ass jiggle as he takes you from behind.
8) When the car comes, so will you. To avoid distracting Cheezy while he works, go to the store and buy more rubbers. Get some beer and coffee too.
9) By the time you return, Cheezy should be around half done, depending on how much other stuff was neglected. Order pizza or Chinese for dinner. Cheezy likes pork fried rice and a couple eggrolls.
10) After he eats his food and then you, he's back to work. Clean the house. Yes, thats his spooge on the ceiling tile. Take a shower, douche, touch yourself while thinking about last night.
11) When he's done, thank Cheezy by letting him in the bad place. Wiggle. Move him in. Introduce him to your friends.
Money spent:
Oil change: $15.00
Petrolium soaked primate "Consulting fee": $200.00
Wrecking yard motor and tranny: $1,000.00
Brakes: $120.00
Total: $1,335.00
The best sex of your life with CheezyDee: Priceless
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That's fucking talent gentelmen (and slashfags). Trolling Deuronomy, I fucking dare anyone to do better.
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It is official; Netcraft confirms: Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Cum Guzzeling AC's community when IDC confirmed that Cum Guzzeling AC's market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all trolls. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Cum Guzzeling AC's have lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Cum Guzzeling AC's are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Cum Guzzeling AC's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Cum Guzzeling AC's face a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Cum Guzzeling AC's because Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying. Things are looking very bad for Cum Guzzeling AC's. As many of us are already aware, Cum Guzzeling AC's continue to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
First Post Cum Guzzeling AC's are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of their core trolls. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time First Post Cum Guzzeling ACs I'm going to kick your ass when I see you guy and Post Frist only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: First Post Cum Guzzeling ACs are dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Chode swallowing AC leader AC states that there are 7000 Chode swallowing ACs. How many ass reaming ACs are there? Let's see. The number of Chode swallowing ACs versus ass reaming AC posts on Slashdot are roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Ass reaming ACs. Ball licking AC posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of Ass reaming ACs. Therefore there are about 700 Ball licking ACs. A recent article put Chode swallowing ACs at about 80 percent of the Cum Guzzeling AC's market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Chode swallowing ACs. This is consistent with the number of Chode swallowing ACs Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, Chode swallowing ACs went out of business and was taken over by Shit eating ACs who post more worthless drivel. Now Shit eating ACs is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Cum Guzzeling AC's has steadily declined in market share. Cum Guzzeling AC's are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If Cum Guzzeling AC's are to survive at all it will be among troll dilettante dabblers. Cum Guzzeling AC's continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save them at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Cum Guzzeling AC's are dead.
Fact: Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying
Slashbot moderators can't deal with the fact that KDE and Gnome are bloated buggy turds that need to be eliminated. Who's cock did they have to suck to get mod points anyway?
It is official; Netcraft confirms: Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Cum Guzzeling AC's community when IDC confirmed that Cum Guzzeling AC's market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all trolls. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Cum Guzzeling AC's have lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Cum Guzzeling AC's are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Cum Guzzeling AC's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Cum Guzzeling AC's face a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Cum Guzzeling AC's because Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying. Things are looking very bad for Cum Guzzeling AC's. As many of us are already aware, Cum Guzzeling AC's continue to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
First Post Cum Guzzeling AC's are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of their core trolls. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time First Post Cum Guzzeling ACs I'm going to kick your ass when I see you guy and Post Frist only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: First Post Cum Guzzeling ACs are dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Chode swallowing AC leader AC states that there are 7000 Chode swallowing ACs. How many ass reaming ACs are there? Let's see. The number of Chode swallowing ACs versus ass reaming AC posts on Slashdot are roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Ass reaming ACs. Ball licking AC posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of Ass reaming ACs. Therefore there are about 700 Ball licking ACs. A recent article put Chode swallowing ACs at about 80 percent of the Cum Guzzeling AC's market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Chode swallowing ACs. This is consistent with the number of Chode swallowing ACs Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, Chode swallowing ACs went out of business and was taken over by Shit eating ACs who post more worthless drivel. Now Shit eating ACs are also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Cum Guzzeling AC's has steadily declined in market share. Cum Guzzeling AC's are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If Cum Guzzeling AC's are to survive at all it will be among troll dilettante dabblers. Cum Guzzeling AC's continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save them at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Cum Guzzeling AC's are dead.
Fact: Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying
I got yer Culture of openness right here .
Oh yeah, and here's the goatse link I promised.
I didn't see it in the list, but I find "Dog Bollacks" pretty amusing. Can I request it for next time? If not, how about shittoss fagsshit chewshit shitchew jerkfags cockpiss boystits chewcums shitchow tossshit chowwank rapefeel chowchow shitcums scatscat jerktwat fisttoss homodogs scatpiss fistboys chowchew jerkboys ballboys fuckchew suckfeel fuckcock cocksuck twatfeel spitcums chewjerk ballhomo chewcunt homorape fagsfist chowpiss cockspit dogscock pisswank fagsfuck ballwank rapechew cuntball scatsuck fagschow pisscock shitdogs feelhomo feelshit cunttoss chowpiss chowboys chowsuck homocums jerkfist twattoss tosstits spitchew sucktits spitcunt cuntcunt jerkjerk tosspiss suckchow wankshit cuntjerk fagsfist balljerk cuntcunt shittits ballcunt feelhomo fagsjerk tosstoss fuckfeel shitscat cumsfags homoboys twatwank fagscunt feelchew dogstoss cunthomo feelfags shitsuck feelwank jerkcock ballshit spittwat boyssuck?
WOOHOO! I made the list! And now, a crapflood...
Whips & Kisses: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Is the water glass half empty or half full? Just ask Miranda St. Croix.
The human condition can be seen in one of two ways: it's either dreadful or delightful. Our opinions about life depend upon our experience with it and are formed at a young age, and how we cope with disappointment and rejection have a lot to do with how we experience these two emotions. One may experience disappointment and learn to be humble, understanding that life will not hand us everything we want, but persevering nonetheless. Alternately, one may experience rejection and decide he or she is put on this earth to do nothing but suffer and ask God why He plays His cruel jokes on us. While the former sees the good in people, the latter has decided that no good deed goes unpunished.
Take the case of Arthur. Arthur has led a life of ups and downs. He's been laid off from work, divorced, and even lost his father at the age of 13. Through it all, though, Arthur remains a kind-hearted soul. He works hard, he's good to his family, and when he does go out on the occasional date, he's respectful and makes eye contact.
(I do mean the eyes in the head, not the ones in the blouse.)
Arthur believes that life and people are generally good. He feels that this is the hand he got dealt in life and makes the most of it. And although Arthur can sometimes be one of those annoying people who proclaim, "When life hands me lemons I make lemonade!" we'll forgive him for that, because he learned to deal with his losses and disappointments at a young age. For him, life was going to go on even though his father couldn't be there with him. He realizes that his bills still need to be paid and that the creditors don't care that his industry is experiencing downsizing. Arthur is a responsible man and takes care of his business.
Arthur's beliefs that human nature is inherently good and that life is what we make of it came to him by way of an ongoing process of introspection. He didn't wake up one day and say "life is grand" -- he woke up hundreds of days and said, "this really sucks." But overall, his thoughts were positive and it kept him going. Arthur spent lots of time thinking about his plight in life. He sometimes wondered why he was suffering but figured everything happens for a reason. The reason he was dealt this hand of cards was so he could learn how to play them to the best of his ability, sometimes winning, sometimes losing, but never folding.
Tina is next. Tina became the caretaker of her boyfriend Joe. He used her and ran up her bills, then moved out and refused to pay her any of the money he owed her. Tina cannot understand why Joe treated her this way. Tina now believes that no good deed goes unpunished.
What Tina doesn't realize is that she learned to punish herself. Tina allowed Joe to treat her the way he did, to use (and abuse) her as he saw fit. She stayed with a man that thought she was there to serve him. She perpetuated his disrespect, because deep inside herself, she didn't believe she was worth being respected. (See my article on The Self-Fulfilling Prophecy to learn how parents can help make our lives a living hell.) Joe realized he could get away with anything he wanted and so he did. So, for Tina, and those in her situation, let me let you in on a little secret.
IT'S YOUR OWN GODDAMNED FAULT!
People do what you allow them to do to you. If you want to be treated with respect, command it. If you act like a doormat you will be treated like one. That's human nature.
So, here's my advice: please don't whine about how horrible people are to you. I'm not listening, and neither is anyone else. Don't invite me to your pity party because I'm not coming, and even if I did, I'd eat all your food and drink all your liquor. And do you know why I'll do this? Because deep inside, you have some sort of sick need to be treated this way. I aim to please, so I'll just help you on your path to self-destruction.
After all, that is what you want, isn't it?
Yes, Miranda St. Croix is a real person, although that's not quite her real name. Miranda is a real psychological counselor as well as an experienced dominatrix. The two are closer than you might think.
You don't need simulation programs for old cars, because it's gearhead common sense. If you have a 305 CID engine with a stock cam, that carb will make the car a pig. You'd be better off with a 600 or 650. Now if you had a 600CID monster big block with a wild cam and 3" exhaust, 1200CFM may be right. When it comes to real musclecars, you learn by doing.
Don't forget shift points for automatics. Most cars' entire drivetrains are computer controlled now.
OBD-II is just for diagnostics. 99.9% can be interfaced with a 2 inch piece of wire. Yes, that's correct. As the Lunix users say, RTFM. When done the right way, the "Check Engine" lamp will blink trouble codes. OBD-I and II have this feature, with the exception of a few one-off hi-po make/models here and there.
What the story is about however, is not interfacing with a diagnostic port, but designing an entire car (or at least hi-po parts for a car).
With the exception of a *somewhat* common diagnostic port in most cars, most have entirely different FI systems, and in fact some make/models change them further from month to month depending on supply/demand. 1995 Mustangs could have an FI computer from Motorola, Intel, or Toshiba.
Besides, when it comes to automotive electrical systems, you don't want everyone and their uncle messing around with it. Just this afternoon I saw the aftermath of an electrical fire, probably caused by a "Professionally Installed" security system.
I read a story somewhere a while back about a State Trooper somewhere pulling over an obviously drunk driver, who passed a breathalizer, but they followed up with a blood test and he had way over the limit. The man later admitted to taking a Vodka enema.
COPS CRACK DOWN ON
MASPETH DRAG RACERS Late Night Ticket Blitz In Effect by Rob MacKay
Police issued more than 70 tickets for moving and parking violations and made one arrest during a four-hour blitz on suspected drag racers in Maspeth this weekend. Dubbed "Operation Pit Stop," the crackdown aimed at speedsters who travel from as far away as North Carolina and New Hampshire to burn rubber from such industrial locations as Page Place at Grand Avenue and Laurel Hill Boulevard at Review Avenue. The arrest was for driving with a suspended license, while the reasons for the summonses included driving without a seat belt, going the wrong way down a one-way street, running a red light, cell phone use while driving, unlicensed operator, failure to produce insurance and disobeying a right-of- way. There were no arrests for speeding. As it is largely deserted at night and on weekends, the mostly industrial area that spreads from Long Island City to Maspeth to Brooklyn's East Williamsburg has long been a hot spot for dragsters who put a substance called "nitro" in their gas tanks to be able to drive faster.
"This has been an ongoing condition, and now we are getting the matter addressed," said Roe Daraio, president of the Communities of Maspeth and Elmhurst Together. "With a lot of attention, these [drag racers] will eventually stop coming here." Police action in late February led to 20 arrests, numerous summonses and the confiscation of 10 cars. A week later in early March, three people were arrested and two cars were seized in the same exact location. Operation Pit Stop had initially been planned for Friday, but was postponed because of severe thunderstorms that night. The blitz happened from 10 p.m. on Saturday to 2 a.m. on Sunday. Law enforcement officials from the 104th Precinct, the 108th Precinct, the Patrol Borough Queens North and the Queens District Attorney's Office were involved. Daraio said that COMET would continue to monitor the situation. "I don't want to see people killed," she said. "I don't want to hear people complaining that they can't sleep at night."
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Onderdonk House To Host
Annual Strawberry Festival
Food, Games, Arts And Crafts
On Saturday, June 22, the Greater Ridgewood Historical Society will host a Strawberry Festival at the Onderdonk House, corner of Flushing and Onderdonk avenues in Ridgewood. From 1-4 p.m., there will be plenty of food, games and entertainment for families to enjoy. The Society will be celebrating with strawberry with homemade strawberry shortcake and other food items. Children can play old-fashioned games on the lawn and make crafts. There will also be tours of the historic Onderdonk House. Admission for this event is $5 for adults, $3 for children. All activities and tours are face with admission. The current exhibit in the Onderdonk House Museum is on the history of Arbitration Rock, the prominent marker along the 1769 survey line that settle the land dispute between the colonial towns of Bushwick and Newtown. The rock was recently uncovered beneath Onderdonk Avenue and was relocated on the Onderdonk property in August 2001. To celebrate the discovery of Arbitration Rock and its relocation to the Onderdonk property, the public is also invited on Sunday, June 23 to the dedication of Arbitration Rock beginning at 3 p.m. This event is free and open to all. The Onderdonk House is a New York City, New York State and National Historic Landmark. Dutch framers built the house around 1709 and it remained a farmstead through the 1920s when the Greater Ridgewood Historical Society was founded to maintain and operate the Onderdonk House as a historic site and museum. These programs are made possible in part by public funding from the NYC Department of Cultural Affairs, secured through the efforts of the Queens borough president and the New York City Council, and by State Senator Serphin Maltese, Assemblywoman Catherine Nolan and by members of the Society. For more information and directions, please the Society?s office at 456- 1776 or surf to www.//members.aol.com/ondrdnkhse/grhs.htm [aol.com]
THEY WANT AN END TO AREA WOES Hookers, Rodents High On Hit List by Gloria Lisa Baksh Representatives from several city agencies addressed such issues as prostitution, illegal dumping and rats at a Town Hall meeting that was co-hosted by City Council Member Dennis Gallagher and the Ridgewood Property Owners Civic Association last Thursday. There was also news that the $3,000,000 renov ation of Grover Cleveland In recognition of his support, in the form of a generous donation, of the Greater Ridgewood Restoration Corporation?s graffiti removal program, area resident Walter Kasowicz was honored during last Thursday?s town hall meeting at I.S. 93 in Ridgewood. The event was hosted by City Council Member Dennis Gallagher in conjunction with the Ridgewood Property Owners Civic Association. Representatives from various city agencies, including the Department of Environmental Protection, Department of Sanitation and the NYPD were in attendance. Shown from left: GRRC?s Peggy O?Kane, GRRC Executive Director Angela Mirabile, Council Member Gallagher, Kasowicz and RPOCA President Paul Kerzner. (photo: Rhonda Simmons) Park will begin this summer and that $1,000,000 was restored for the Ridgewood Children?s Library renovation. Several members of the civic group Citizens for a Better Ridgewood came to the meeting to address the prostitution problem on Starr Street. Captain Peter Loehle, who commands the 104th Precinct, informed that he has reached out to the Vice Enforcement Division and will do so again. According to Captain Loehle, Vice focuses on arresting prostitutes, while the 104th Precinct conducts sting operations to nab their customers. Thomas Fitzgerald of the Sanitation Department was then bombarded with questions, especially from RPOCA?s board of directors. A Grove Street resident accused Sanitation of giving a factory located on Traffic Avenue preferential treatment. ?Why aren?t they responsible for keeping their sidewalks clean?? she asked. Fitzgerald responded: ?I promise whatever violation or problem is there today will be taken care of...I promise you, I will take action.? A 64th Street resident complained about a house on the block that has housed construction debris piled up on its property for many months. Fitzgerald promised to send Sanitation officers the next day. At that point, Arienne Warren, borough manager for Queens rodent control at the Health Department, offered to investigate the site for rats. She promised to issue summonses if health codes were being violated. Fitzgerald said that the Sanitation Action Center telephone number?212- 219-8090?was the most valuable sanitation tool. ?All we do is give them summonses,? he said. ?They are your neighbors. We ask for your cooperation in keeping the streets clean.? Mechanical street sweepers have been prevented from cleaning the streets around the 104th Precinct due to illegally parked police vehicles and voucher cars, people complained. Fitzgerald offered to work with Captain Loehle and send WEP workers or other street sweeping crews to the affected area whenever possible. Captain Loehle reported that he had recently removed 15 voucher cars. RPOCA President Paul Kerzner called for a permanent solution to a persistent parking and garbage problem surrounding the 104th. ?Everything hinges on Gallagher?s efforts with the Atlantic Railway,? he said, referring to a long awaited parking lot project billed as the panacea for cops and residents alike. Council Member Gallagher said that negotiations are still underway. The Atlantic Railway agreed to a long-term lease of the property, but their lawyers are working out a few details before a deal gets finalized. Philip Sparacio of the Parks Department had good news about the anticipated summer groundbreaking at the Grover Cleveland Park. ?With exception of the asphalt baseball field and the basketball courts, the entire park will be renovated,? he announced. Tree pruning and planting also got Sparacio?s attention. Tree branches get so low they hit pedestrians in the head as they walk down their block, said one man. A Bleeker Street resident complained of the trees between Forest Avenue and Woodward Avenue blocking street lamps. ?It?s a crime waiting to happen,? she said. Sparacio responded that Forestry workers prune trees during daylight hours. ?We rely on people such as yourself to report these conditions,? he said. The Parks Department responds to every tree complaint, he claimed. Sparacio urged those present to call 1-800-201-PARK to report pruning conditions. Another man complained of a tree-planting request that has gone unfulfilled since 1995. RPOCA members say that for 28 years their organization has submitted locations for tree planting, and gotten good results. However, two years ago a new person took over the tree planting position at the Parks Department, and mandated that the adjacent property owner must approve a planting. According to a RPOCA handout, as a result of the policy, Ridgewood is only getting a handful of new street trees. RPOCA challenged Parks to change the policy. ?We would like to go back to the ?tried and true? planting formula that has served us so well for 28 years,? read a handout from the meeting. Other complaints dealt with people who leave dog waste on sidewalks and feed pigeons. Such practices are unsanitary because they spread disease and initiate rodent infestation. A Sanitation K-9 unit is charged with tracking owners who don?t pick-up after their dogs. So long as the time of day and exact locations are available to them, K-9 officers can issue fines. They have issued 59 summonses to dog owners in Community Board 5 so far this year. Representatives from the Departments of Environmental Protection and Health also gave contact numbers to call for assistance. For DEP, dial DEP-HELP. Adrienne Warren from Health gave her direct number: 575- 2394. As part of the pre-Town Hall deal, all the agencies will follow-up with Council Member Gallagher?s Office. ?Each and every complaint will be followed-up, and a status report will be given over to my office within a month. We will make it available to all the [RPOCA] members.?
Me three! However I prefer the lateral support of an old tire or a broken milk crate.
Trolls to the left of me
Crapfloods to the right
Stuck in the middle of GNU
It is official; Netcraft confirms: Slashdot is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Lunix community when IDC confirmed that Lunix market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Slashdot has lost more users, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. LNUX is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Slashdot because Slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for Slashdot. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
BSDSlash is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time *BSD developers Goatse Jones and BoyCowKneel only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Slashdot is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
LNUX leader CmdrAnalTaco states that there are 7000 users of Slashdot. How many users of MacSlash are there? Let's see. The number of Slashdot versus MacSlash posts is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 MacSlash users. BSD posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of MacSlash posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSDSlash. A recent article put Slashdot at about 80 percent of the Lunix market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Sourceforge, abysmal sales and so on, LNUX is going out of business and will probably be taken over by Corel who sell another troubled OS. Now Corel is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily declined in users. LNUX is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slashdot is to survive at all it will be among anal dilettante dabblers, Smelly GNU Hippies and hardcore pedophiles. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is dead.
Fact: Slashdot is dying
Hey I think that WWWWWWWWWWWWW thing affects Opera browsers too. It widened the page a bit, but not much. Wheres my latest crapflood? Ah, here it is...
It is official; Netcraft confirms: Slashdot is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Lunix community when IDC confirmed that Lunix market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Slashdot has lost more users, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. LNUX is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Slashdot because Slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for Slashdot. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
BSDSlash is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time *BSD developers Goatse Jones and BoyCowKneel only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Slashdot is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
LNUX leader CmdrAnalTaco states that there are 7000 users of Slashdot. How many users of MacSlash are there? Let's see. The number of Slashdot versus MacSlash posts is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 MacSlash users. BSD posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of MacSlash posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSDSlash. A recent article put Slashdot at about 80 percent of the Lunix market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Sourceforge, abysmal sales and so on, LNUX is going out of business and will probably be taken over by Corel who sell another troubled OS. Now Corel is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily declined in users. LNUX is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slashdot is to survive at all it will be among anal dilettante dabblers, Smelly GNU Hippies and hardcore pedophiles. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is dead.
Fact: Slashdot is dying
Slashbots are without honor. Our repost cannons and page widening torpedoes will ensure our destiny in Trollokor, where there are cute sluts, numerous offtopic posts and endless barrels of Krapflood wine, and more sluts.
It did, many moons ago, but I let the account expire. Just go to Trollaxor.com.