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  1. Oh no, this sucks on First Human Tongue Transplant · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just got the first "Increase your tounge by 6 inches!" spam in by mailbox.

  2. Re:Do the math on The Impending IP Crisis · · Score: 1

    Probably because it was way more stupid than funny.

  3. Re:Do the math on The Impending IP Crisis · · Score: 1

    Ha ha. You're trying to trick me.

    4 * 1.5 = 6

    IPv4 * 1.5 = IPv6

  4. Do the math on The Impending IP Crisis · · Score: 1, Funny

    IPv6 is only 50% bigger than IPv4.

    Someone needs to recheck their figures.

  5. Grace on SCO Extorting Unixware Licenses to Linux Users? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, am grateful for this opportunity to come clean. Where do I send the check?

  6. Cooperative on Whatever Happened to Micropayments? · · Score: 1

    This is why I'm founding Micropayment Cooperative (MC). All I need is seed money to get it off the ground. If everyone sends me just $.000025, I should be able to get this up and running within a week.

  7. Re:Money Launderer's dream on ATM For Anonymous Online Payments · · Score: 1

    It's not any different at all. Problem is, many of these fake storefronts are so obviously fake that they attract attention just by existing. I've been in jewelry stores that have an inventory of a few hundred dollars. This is one of the reasons strip clubs have family ties, it's an efficient way to clean the cash. Problem is, then you actually have to run the business.

    Of course, there's a few side benefits....

  8. Re:Money Launderer's dream on ATM For Anonymous Online Payments · · Score: 1

    have you ever seen a vending machine which takes hundreds?

    Every day. Come to Vegas, baby.

    I admit, I'm talking out my ass, but money-laundering doesn't typically handle a million bucks per whack. A few thousand, or even 20 - 50 grand maybe.

    Millions are the very rare exception, not the rule.

  9. Re:Money Launderer's dream on ATM For Anonymous Online Payments · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, I'll show a very concrete way this could be done. Create an online business that sells access to content, like porn. Or perhaps you could have an online casino. Or software. Anything.

    Now typically you would have records of credit card transactions, that could be traced back to the card's owner. With this system, you would have records of transactions that cannot be traced to anyone.

    You could then simply pump a buttload of cash into the system and report legitimate profits.

  10. Re:Money Launderer's dream on ATM For Anonymous Online Payments · · Score: 1

    The most common way of laundering money is to create a shell business and over-report sales.

    In other words...

    1. Set up sham software business.
    2. Buy licences from yourself.
    3. PROFIT!

  11. Re:How can I pay you? on ATM For Anonymous Online Payments · · Score: 1

    Presumably, it will provide something like the disposable calling cards.

  12. Money Launderer's dream on ATM For Anonymous Online Payments · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'nuff said

  13. How many poosible combinations could there be? on Inkblot Passwords · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's the passwords I came up with:

    Inky
    Blotty
    inkblotty
    inkyblot

    I bet there's not too many of these. Put 'em in a wordlist, and, bang!, you're a hacker!

  14. Re:Airline-mode? on Risk Management For Electronics on Aircraft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    God, I hope not. I avoided getting a cell phone as long as I could because I enjoy the solitude of driving and don't like to be interrupted. My employer finally forced me to carry one during all working hours.

    Now, the only time I can be free of this pest is when I fly. If that goes away too, I don't know, I might just lose it, in more ways than one.

  15. I do this already on Honeytokens: The Other Honeypot · · Score: 5, Funny

    By placing arsenic in your water bottle that you leave in the refrigerator, you can tell who's been pilfering your lunch.

  16. Class action on DirecTV Sues Anyone Who Bought Smartcard Reader? · · Score: 1

    I'm familiar with class action suits. Is there such a thing as class action defense?

  17. Wow on DirecTV Sues Anyone Who Bought Smartcard Reader? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Guess I better not call them.

  18. Mammoth tissue samples? on Cloning Mammoths · · Score: 2, Funny

    Talk about imprecise. Exactly how big is that? As opposed to what... teeny, weeny tissue samples?

    What? Wooly mammoth? What do you mean by that? You mean, like with hair?

    The only place to get a wooly mammoth tissue sample from me is my butt. Why would you want to clone that?

    Bunch of pervs.

  19. Re:Gallery on Graphics Tricks from the Command Line · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not true, but an understandable mistake.

    The latest version of Gallery (1.3.4) can and does use ImageMagick as well as NetPBM. I know many that have it running on their sites. It's just that Gallery's documentation is poor and rarely updated.

  20. Gallery on Graphics Tricks from the Command Line · · Score: 4, Informative

    ImageMagick is used quite a bit with online photo galleries. Here is one of the most popular.

  21. Re:carburetor on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ha ha. You're trying to trick me.

    A car won't go without a carburetor. You sound like my brother who tried to convince me that I didn't need rabbit ears to watch HBO.

  22. Re:It will sort itself out on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 1

    Nah.. only people that want or need to know will care. It's the over-used car analogy again. My wife has heard the word carburetor, but I'll bet dollars to doughnuts she has no idea what it does.

  23. My father-in-law on Public Confused by Tech Lingo · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Memory" means how big the hard drive is.

    He calls floppies "tapes".

    To him the monitor is the computer.

    He calls the tower the hard drive.

    And he claims that I'm confusing.

  24. Re:When is a picture not a picture? on 9th Circuit Court Finds 'Thumbnailing' Fair Use · · Score: 2, Funny

    So... a thumbnail's worth 10 words?

  25. Re:Even if its in the U.S. on Trustworthy Software For The NSA? · · Score: 2, Funny

    who's to say that there might not be spies writting the software

    Absolutely correct. Think Banzai Buddy.
    Where do you think spyware comes from?