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  1. You can't always get what you want, but.... on Moronic Hacking Contest Ends In Free-For-All · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of my old boss that was taking karate lessons. He went up to a geek I worked with and asked him to "try to kick me as hard as you can". He hadn't even finished the sentence when Ken slammed him in the jewels so hard that my boss threw up. All he kept saying was "But I wasn't ready!"

  2. If Manson had entered on Moronic Hacking Contest Ends In Free-For-All · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I don't like the contest because it's not "real" enough. How 'bout I hack your wife to death? That real enough for 'ya?

  3. Learn from the past on Keeping Private Customer Data...Private? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would consider storing the numbers in Navajo. It worked in WWII.

  4. I must have made a mistake somewhere. on Is the Universe its own Largest Computer? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I only got 10^90 - 1 bits and 10^120 -2 calculations.
    Back to the drawing board..

  5. Re:Hurrah! on Judge Says Sonicblue Doesn't Have to Monitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Say YES to good precident!

    George W.'s campaign slogan for 2004 has been leaked apparently.

  6. Re:We'll never get targeted advertising at this ra on Judge Says Sonicblue Doesn't Have to Monitor · · Score: 1

    I'm almost afraid to say this here, but I agree with you...partially. I gave up the concept of true privacy a while ago. If someone really wants to find everything about me, they can. It may be inconvient for them, but casual snooping is just plain rude anyway.

    HOWEVER, it is just smacks of seediness for a judge to mandate that viewing habit information be collected by the manufacturers of an appliance. It's like requiring computer manufacturers to automatically compile a record of every file stored on them and to send that list to M$. just in case

  7. German youths meet propellor heads on Germany, IBM Sign Major Linux Deal · · Score: 1

    Techno meets techy.

  8. Dangerous public relations.. on Germany, IBM Sign Major Linux Deal · · Score: 1

    ..considering the recent bad press over old news.

  9. Handicapper's dream on Artificial Intelligence to Predict Sports Injuries · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How much you think that data is worth to bookies?

  10. bwaaa haaa haaa! on Valenti's "Boston Strangler" Testimony · · Score: 5, Funny

    Valenti -- "Now, they are up to 6 hours. They are going to be up to 24 hours. Pretty soon, they will have a cassette that will record all year long"

    And it only takes 2 days to rewind.

  11. Re:I'm not sure that's such a great plan on KPNQwest Files for Bankruptcy · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have a really, really big UPS.

  12. Re:One thing I just don't get.... on Nokia 9290 Finally Available in the US · · Score: 1

    Now I'm looking at it. I don't see how you can take notes in real time with a keyboard that small. Sure you can compose text, but with any speed?

    Though it wouldn't surprise me that much if some people can be quick, but I'm not all thumbs.

  13. Re:One thing I just don't get.... on Nokia 9290 Finally Available in the US · · Score: 1

    Serious question.
    Won't a stylus make scratching noises on the user's end?

  14. One thing I just don't get.... on Nokia 9290 Finally Available in the US · · Score: 3, Insightful

    About the mobile phone/pda combo. Unless you're using an external headset or something similar, how can you take notes while you're on the phone? That's one of the things I use my pda for all the time.

  15. Re:Read on for the dramatic conclusion? Sheesh! on The Venture Cafe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, man. That is funny. What drama! What suspense! At first I actually thought he wasn't going to like the book. Fortunately, he "took a moment to actually read this thing". It's that kind of research that makes the difference between a good and great review.

  16. Connection to another case on ACLU and ALA Victorious in CIPA Challenge · · Score: 3, Funny

    In a related case, the National Organization of Tissue Manufacturers and the Petroleum Jelly Consortium have been convicted both of jury tampering and bribing judges.

  17. Re:I'll tell you what part. on Preventing Broadband Price-Gouging? · · Score: 1

    You are, of course, correct. I was using the term before imprecisely and as a synonym for free market. In the context where I used it, however, I believe the essential thrust of my statement was accurate and in the same context as the parent post. Using your more accurate definition to review the parent post shows that the statement "Capitalism works" is virtually meaningless for the reasons you describe. I strongly suspect (though I could be wrong) that the poster was referring to the free market.

  18. Re:Repeat after me on Preventing Broadband Price-Gouging? · · Score: 1

    You're right but...
    The sytem we have now isn't pure capitalism.
    One of the cornerstones of capitalism is low barriers to entering a market. If it is too expensive to become a provider (or there are regulatory prohibitions), a true free market doesn't exist.

  19. The spammers have the upper hand on Australian Spammer Sues Back · · Score: 1

    As a twisted analogy, Las Vegas has a "blackbook" that effectively bars suspected individuals from casinos. These individuals are not actually tried in a court of law, but instead barred based on the decisions of the Nevada State Gaming Commission, a regulatory agency. Some barred individuals have sued the Gaming Commission (which has the Nevada judicial system in its pocket), but have lost every time.

    okay, bear with me..

    suspected cheater / mobster = accused spammer
    gaming industry = IT community
    barred from casino = blocked addresses

    Follow the money. The Gaming Commission wins every time because the casinos bring the money to Vegas. Until the anti-spam movement can demonstrate a concrete reason that they are promoting business instead of hindering it (as many politicians believe), they are fighting an uphill battle.

  20. Re:No help for copy protection woes... on SACD-CD Hybrids -- A Way Out For Us Both? · · Score: 1

    there are no technical fixes for social problems

    So what you're telling me is that I've been wasting money on those penis enlargers?

  21. That's okay... on SACD-CD Hybrids -- A Way Out For Us Both? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sharpie is simultaneously developing their Fine Point SACD Permanent Marker.

  22. Everyone's missing the big picture - we win! on Steffi Graf Wins Case Vs. Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Can someone please post doctored photos of me so I can sue M$ too?

    thank you

    god.. finally

  23. Obvious conspiracy on Steffi Graf Wins Case Vs. Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Steffi Graff was having an affair with a German judge who took the photos. They engineered this entire fiasco In a desperate attempt to cover up their affair.

  24. Why bother? on Cenozoic Park: Cloning the Tasmanian Tiger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bugs Bunny will just kill it again.

  25. not atacking, just clarifying on X-45 Makes Debut Flight · · Score: 1

    Are you saying it's better to put our (U.S.) soldiers at risk when it's not necessary in order to promote "diplomatic solutions"?