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Artificial Intelligence to Predict Sports Injuries
nakhla writes "MSNBC.com is running a story on how an Italian soccer team is using artificial intelligence to predict sports injuries. The team is working with Computer Associates to develop neural network technology that can be combined with daily tests of the athletes to determine patterns which occur right before a player gets injured. Of course, one has to assume that it wouldn't be able to predict a player getting kicked in the head in the middle of the game, resulting in a concussion." I was wondering how to tie a World Cup story into Slashdot. Congratulations to Senegal.
Depending on the nature of the neural net, it might be able to predict patterns that let it guess when someone will get kicked in the head.
Do you think that could predict my driving patterns and tell me the next time I will most likely cause an accident? I think the focus should be more on prevention, but what the hell, they're Italian...
Calm down, it's *only* ones and zeroes.
France just sucks.
I love african football (it's football, not soccer dammnit!). They are so much more playful and entertaining than the rest...
(Then there's brazil....)
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What if the computer predicted that Michael Jordan would break his leg if he played one more game? It is certainly not 100% correct, so what would happen? Would the coach let him play and take the chance, or would they listen to the computer? What if they didn't heed the computer's warning and MJ broke his leg? Would he have grounds to sue?
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Technology is supposed to solve problems, not create them.
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Give me their funding and i'll tell you who will for sure get injured... Give me enough $$ and i could tell you who will win the games!
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an Italian soccer team
ah gawd, AC Milan is one of the most famous teams in the world, maybe the name could be included in the article, not just an Italian soccer team.
How much you think that data is worth to bookies?
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La centrale elettrica italiana di soccer osserva ad intelligenza artificiale per il bordo sul campo
Robert Pires dell'arsenale riceve il trattamento sul suo ginocchio di destra ferito durante l'azione di soccer della tazza di FA in marzo. La ferita Pires forzato dal gioco.
L'inchiostro era a mala pena asciutto sul contratto del dollaro di multi-million di Fernando Redondo con il CA Milano della centrale elettrica di soccer quando il giocatore ha saltato verso l'esterno il suo ginocchio appena tre minuti in un workout sistematico su una pedana mobile. Il suo dolore è stato ritenuto acutamente dai proprietari della squadra, che sono stati lasciati a wonder come questo potrebbe essere previsto -- e sono stati evitati.
PER GLI ANNI i medici e le vetture della squadra hanno cercato le sfere di cristallo che mostrerebbero le lesioni di ACL nel fare, soothsayers che potrebbero tenere avanti sui tendini del ginocchio che potrebbero saltare, genies che potrebbero avvertire di un polsino del rotore circa per esplodere nella spalla del nuovo prospetto caldo.
Il CA Milano può trovare un tal oracolo: un calcolatore abbastanza astuto riconoscere i segni di un atleta che si sfascia. Il randello italiano renowned di soccer -- che ha quattro giocatori competere in tazza relativa a quest'anno del mondo -- ha teamed in su con i soci del calcolatore internazionali per verificare la possibilità di usando le reti neurali, una forma di intelligenza artificiale, predire le lesioni ed ottimizzare il condizionamento per ogni atleta, forse persino aiutare prescelto che giocatori da firmare.
RETI NEURALI
Le reti neurali sono differenti dai calcolatori tradizionali in quanto "imparano" riconoscere i modelli invece di essere dato un insieme delle regole sotto forma d'un programma destinato all'elaboratore. Così, nel caso delle lesioni di sport, la rete neurale "è indicata" molti casi degli atleti che sono stati feriti. Il calcolatore è alimentato i dati sulle prestazioni di ogni giocatore e le abitudini nelle settimane e nei mesi prima della ferita. Nella teoria, dopo che il calcolatore sia esposto a molti casi, "vedrà" che cosa ha portato alla ferita e può da avvisare istruire il personale la prossima volta che riconoscerà un modello simile in un altro giocatore.
I soci del calcolatore non è acuti sul dare verso l'esterno i particolari del sistema destinato per dare a CA Milano il bordo. Matteo Aliberti, responsabile di progetto per il calcolatore si associa, ad esempio che i giocatori sono esaminati ogni 15 giorni. Ma ha rifiutato esattamente all'opinione come gli atleti stavano controllandi. "stiamo guardando la idoneità dell'atleta," Aliberti detto. "stiamo guardando come reagiscono agli stimoli esterni; come si muovono; come addestrano; che cosa mangiano."
Jean Pierre Meersseman, la testa del gruppo di medici di CA Milano, se un ancora un poco visione del processo. I giocatori sono chiesti di portare i sensori -- circa 18 - 24 di loro -- sui loro corpi durante i workouts. I sensori trasmettono le informazioni di nuovo alla rete neurale via i radiowaves. Questo senso il calcolatore ottiene le risposte mentre l'atleta gioca il soccer, fa funzionare un precipitare 40-meter o risolve sulle macchine in ginnastica di CA Milano.
Il calcolatore inoltre è alimentato i dati psicologici, così come le informazioni su che cosa ogni giocatore mangia.
RISULTATI PROMISING
Una prova di 18 mesi del sistema ha fornito risultati promising, secondo Aliberti. "potevamo fare funzionare la prova perché [ CA Milano ] il a.lot avuto dei dati sui relativi atleti già," lui ha detto.
Il programma pilota ha indicato che la previsione di ferita era una possibilità, Meersseman detto. "abbiamo avuti informazioni da più di 5.000 prove sui nostri giocatori fatti durante gli ultimi quattro anni," lui hanno spiegato. "abbiamo messo questo nella rete per vedere se determinati parametri cambiassero prima che un giocatore fosse ferito."
Infine la rete neurale ha predetto correttamente le lesioni 84 per cento del tempo, Meersseman detto. "i matematici ritengono che possano ottenere a questo numero fino a 96 per cento," lui abbiano aggiunto.
Il nuovo sistema potrebbe essere un aiuto grande alle vetture che provano a predire quali giocatori sono al rischio, ad esempio il Dott. Arthur Bartolozzi, capo della medicina di sport all'ospedale della Pensilvania a Filadelfia. "il a.lot dei fattori può contribuire alla ferita: condizionando, l'affaticamento, l'apparecchiatura, le condizioni atmosferiche, condizioni di superficie, "Bartolozzi ha detto.
Se un sistema potesse essere sviluppato per prendere tutte queste cose in considerazione, potrebbe permettere che i medici della squadra tirino i giocatori prima che ottenessero feriti, lui ha aggiunto. "ora have.got gli attrezzi rudimentali graziosi per predire le lesioni con," ha detto. "sarebbe piacevole avere attrezzi che permetterebbero che noi vediamo le anomalie più sottili."
Il programma potrebbe anche risparmiare il a.lot di CA Milano di soldi, lo ha avuto stato intorno quando la squadra stava facendo un'offerta per Fernando Redondo. "abbiamo speso un importo enorme di soldi che compra un giocatore che ha ottenuto il hurt dopo tre minuti sulla pedana mobile," Meersseman detto. "forse avremmo pensato due volte a comprarlo. Forse il prezzo sarebbe stato differente."
E se la squadra fosse andato comunque attraverso con l'affare, la rete neurale potrebbe averla detto a come evitare la ferita grande. "una volta che compriamo un giocatore che dovremmo possiamo controllarlo per vedere se il suo stato sta declinando," Meersseman detto. "allora potremmo adattare il programma di addestramento."
Se la nuova tecnologia risulta essere tutto promesso, potrebbe rendere le cose più esatte -- e così correttamente -- per gli atleti, Bartolozzi ha detto. Ora, prima della sign del giocatore nuovo, i medici e le vetture fanno il loro la cosa migliore per predire se un giocatore rimarrà in buona salute.
Ma la valutazione è "in molti sensi non scientifici," ha detto. Il nuovo sistema ha potuto permettere che le squadre facciano una determinazione più esatta di idoneità futura del giocatore, lui ha aggiunto.
Oltre il quel, Bartolozzi detto, "è molto intrigante potere da studiare i giocatori in tempo reale."
Bartolozzi vede altri usi possibili di nuova tecnologia. "potremmo potere usarlo per calcolare verso l'esterno le differenze nei tassi di ferita fra maschio e gli atleti femminili," ha detto. "ora che più ragazze stanno giocando il soccer ed altri sport, stiamo vedendo loro più che strappano il loro ACLs. Ciò ha potuto aiutarla a spiegare la differenza del sesso."
Quando viene alle lesioni di predizione, infine, le reti neurali possono dare semplicemente la validità a che cosa i medici della squadra conoscono spesso intuitivo. "se lo penso veda male qualcosa con un atleta e non può dire esattamente che cosa è, esso è duro da dire alla vettura di non usare un giocatore," Meersseman detto. "desidera il giocatore giocare se ci è realmente male niente. Spero che ora abbia i numeri per dire quanta possibilità là è che questo giocatore sarà ferito. Darà una poco più alimentazione a che cosa dico."
I thought artificial intelligence as it relates to sports is either
1. Grade inflation so that the jocks won't miss the big game for the state championships
OR
2. Jocks buying term papers on the internet or beating up the liberal arts students to get them to do it for them so that they don't get considered unable to play by the NCAA and therefore miss the upcoming national championships.
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Think of the injuries that could be avoided by just have the AI figure out how the score will turn out. No need to play the game; just sit back and enjoy the simulation.
Isn't the sustaining of injuries one of the cases that player agents make for multi-bizillion dollar salaries?
Heh I wonder if that bird that got hit by a baseball pitch is considered a 'sports injury'.
"Derp de derp."
We need AI that can properly officiate, by golly! AI that can tell when someone is diving to the ice or pretending to be fouled. Once we don't have to worry about humans making bad calls, Shaq won't be able to gripe...the Toronto Maple Leafs won't be able to get boarding calls...Superbowl playoffs that have fumbles will really be called fumbles...
You get the idea...
By the way...Go 'Canes!!
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Of course some injuries are most commonly associated with certain sports (torn ACL == football, broken collar bone == cycling) and you're not going to do much to stop that, aside from some absurd contrivance like the old OSHA Approved Cowboy was wearing.
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I'd watch the World Cup but I don't really care for yahting.
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Well, Michael, I can create you a genetic program for this situation. You can tell it "I want /. to feature xxx-flavor-of-the-day", and it will come up with a snappy headline, and a nice semi-controvertial article. So what if the links it makes up are fabricated, I mean no one actually follows them anyway, right?
The best part is, I can build it for you at the rock-bottom price of just $5,000,000!
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One thing that everyone seems to be missing is that being able to predict injuries implies the ability to prevent them. Not through inaction but rather through preventative medicine such as physical therapy to strengthen certain muscles around a particularly dodgy ligament or something.
Such AI would also be useful in correcting improper training--if someone is slowly degrading their ankle/rotator cuff/lower vertebrae/what have you by doing something slightly wrong, such tests and analysis could predict the injury before it happens, allowing the coach/trainer to stop the athlete from doing that bad thing any more.
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This is about the funniest line I've read today (and today they almost gave the coding staff control of the functional requirements specifications....). Of course the mathematicians think they can get the beast more accurate. Everyone knows
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As someone who has (believe it or not) played sports his whole life (baseball, basketball, football, basically any sport except soccer cause eye foot coordination ain't my bag) I don't think this will work. Sports are just too damned random. Even as the example in the article showed, ole Renando or what ever the hell his name is, blew out his knee on the treadmill. So, what happens when you get 9 fielders and a runner or two on the field and the guy running to first tries to avoid the tag and rolls his ankle severely, or hits a foul ball off his leg, lands on another players foot going for a rebound, gets blind-sided by a 300+lb lineman, etc? This may work in the example listed about treadmills, but will not work in the actual field of play. So, the only real tie-in to sports here is that this soccer (ok, ok, futbol) team has a multi-million dollar investment that was hurt in a mundane activity (treadmill running) and wanted to make sure it didn't happen again. Until it can predict when a player will be hurt before he is in the field of play, come talk to me.
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What's up with the silly little cards used in soccer? (futbol) It's rather silly. How did it develop? DO people really care? Oh no, I got a piece of plastic pulled out on me, I'm so scared. Yes, I know that it is serious when someone gets red-carded, but the actual act of being penalized is lame as hell. Thoughts? What would be a better system? Everytime a foul is committed the opposing player who was injured gets to power-slam the offender? Sounds good to me. Would make soccer more fun to watch
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I question the wisdom of engaging CA to predict sports injuries when it has a tough time predicting the outcome from doctoring the company books.
Here's a portion of the AI code that was leaked:
Not the best place to scream this but senegal SUCK theyre such flukey bastards. we will have our revenge!! yes im french supporter! Maquis196
it's football dammit, not soccer! Get your own name for a game invented a long time after football.... hummph americans.
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They don't say exactly what they are measuring with the sensors on the players body, but in addition to those sensors they use "psychological data, as well as information on what each player eats" as input.
I would think they could quantify MRI/CT scans of the relevent areas of the body, and use those as inputs to the NN. Frankly I'm very suprised that it has shown 84% accuracy, but I guess without knowing what the sensors measure it's hard to say.
Computers don't make mistakes. What they do, they do on purpose.
They've been doing this for years to monitor baseball pitcher's
Just to repeat one of my many earlier statements:
pitcher's: Something that belongs to the pitcher.
pitchers: The plural form of pitcher.
Please learn to use the language or else people might completely misunderstand you. You're welcome. :)
Unlike the World Series, the World Cup actually contains teams from around the world
Right. For example, if they shave their head and paint it like a soccer ball and bury themselves up to the neck in the middle of the field just before practice, yeah, they'll probably get kicked in the head.
Any sufficiently simple magic can be passed off as mere advanced technology.
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I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
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In line four there is = instead of == If the quality of the actual code is like that, I wouldn't bet for the Italian team.
a good prediction algorithm.
With the track record that the AI discipline has, the predictions are likely to be amazing.
What about Miss Universum?
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I've noticed that the official site of Fifa 2002 - fifaworldcup.com - runs on Yahoo. Has anyone else experienced a slowdown of the website? Especially in the morning, it gets unusable. Can't they afford more bandwidth?
Don't they have an AI to tell them "We're going to need a bigger boat" ?
technology that can be combined with daily tests of the athletes to determine patterns which occur right before a player gets injured.
Wow, and do you know what the computer is going to say? That people are most likely to get injured when taking RISKS! More risks, more likely injured. Big surpise, next we are going to try and predict who is likely going to get injured in a shootout based on information relaying where the guns are pointed!
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What's with them calling soccer football. Your ever watch soccer, not that's a boring game man. I'll tell you what soccer is, soccer is for little girls. Football now that's an american sport, it teaches good wholesome american values, like stealing other peoples land by force, and wearing tight pants while you do it. I'm talking about being a man, Laslo.
Why do Americans hate soccer so much? I'll admit here in Canada it's not as popular as everywhere else in the world, but most Canadians have a great respect for the game.
In fact, everyone that I know is pumped about the World Cup. We even worked our work project schedule around it, as we realized productivity will be low this month.
Seriously, what is it? Is it not manly enough for you? As if baseball is a real physical sport...
North America's view (excluding Mexico) of soccer really sucks. It's an amazing sport -- funny that the rest of the world seems to think so too.
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If us American's wanted to watch a bunch of Latino's run around a field pell-mell, we'd just head down to Brownsville, TX and watch them try to slip across the border. No need to do it any way else, capice?
"I was wondering how to tie a World Cup story into Slashdot. Congratulations to Senegal."
Well taco, given how topical a lot of stories are (and don't even get me started on Ask Slashdot), i guess you could just post match scores on the front page.
This is a good place to start a flamewar on slashdot's US-centered-ness, since it looks like the US is one of the few countries where the soccer world cup isn't a completely paralyzing event (what with matches airing at 1 and 3 AM central US time, i bet a lot of sports fans across the continent will show up at work late and half-asleep, if at all, for the next month).
I think I'd rather read an article in which athletes present their predictions on the future of AI.
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In the case of the victory of Senegal over France, there is no science : French masterplayer Zinedine Zidane got his injury a few days before this match, without obvious reason.
Many people in Senegal, and in Africa more generally, pay sorcerers in order to put a curse on the rival team, and its best players. This article (in french) explains that : all teams that played against Senegal saw their best players injured for their round against Senegal !
So the scientific method to predict injuries must take into account the power of sorcerers ! Can artificial intelligence really know this information ?
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First im danish, were grouped with both france and senegal. I hate the french team, mostly because a. they are xtremely good, and denmark is grouped with them. B. They allways seem to kick our but when we meet them, only time i can remeber us winning was in Euro 92(but we had a awsome team back then, and we won the entire tournament). And ofcource C. They are french..
BUT, i HATE the fact senegal won. I know everybody loves a underdog win and everything, but jessus! never had i seen such a boring soccer game.They way they won was one of the ugliest things ever seen in football. , they played 4-5-1. But using prettymuch ALL their midfieldser as defenders. So in reality they played something like 8-1-1, which is about as defensive as it gets. The French played all the ball, since only one senegal player seemed to want to leave his own side of the field. But it worked, they won.. But it was one of the most boring VM matches ive ever seen.. The French had possesion (65 france 35 senegal), all they did was running around trying to find a hole in the abnormally big wall of a defence.
In basket terms, if one of the teams desides to not wanna play the game. And everybody just stands under their basket proctecing it, letting only one guy attack once in a while(hoping for a lucky punch).
Teams like this kill soccer...
I hate it when people stereotype Americans. I'm American, that sure as heck doesn't mean I hate soccer. Now CANADIANS, they are fun to stereotype, just because you really can't. :)
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Yeah, that's not all that's happening in Milan, either
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I do not think that Americans really think it is sucky. For example take some rugby men in the UK and France and ask them if football is cool. Most likely the answer will be football is for wusses!
The problem with the US (not really a problem) is that the US has way too many sports. Whereas in the rest of the world sports are focused in a few. The rest of the world simply does not get excited about umpteen sports. Hence football simply does not get the frame of mind.
Also realize that Americans do not get as excited and emotional about their sports. Consider the world cup and how France and Italian companies are letting people go home earlier to watch the games. No way that would ever happen in the US or Canada. Could you imagine Jean Chretien getting excited about Team Canada in Ice Hocket? Not really and have not seen it.
When Germany won the World Cup highways in Germany simply shutdown and people got out of their cars to chear for them. It is quite a different intensity. Me at that time I was in Canada and driving through Kitchener Waterloo honking my horn with other Germans.
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Most people who play soccer are actually playing football as it is under this name that they play it.
Maybe you find it hard to understand that a sport with this name consists mainly in kicking a ball with your foot, rather than a sport in which you take something called a ball, but that is not even round, and taking it in your hands...
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we could have prevented seles gettin stabbed ?
nothin can beat human unpredictability
Damn, u simply couldnt be more wrong..
Seriusly, half the players playing football (the entire, oftenly very FAT defensive line springs to mind) could never be even ½ good at soccer. Because its a game not filled with 20something breaks to make room for all the commercials, no you have to actually RUN the entire game, 45*2 minutes. That why u need to be fit, not a fat football paying fuck.. That couldnt catch a retired old lady if she was to steal his crotch strap.
Oh, yeah btw. "football" is ruby for sissies.. did'nt you know?
could anyone explain to me what a World Series is, and why should it not contain teams from around the world?
Is it just a numerical sequence, like the Fibonacci series of numbers?
Or is it one of those kind-of-boring-to-watch-if-not-for-the-commercials sports people play in the USofA?
I still think it's better to play than to watch sports. But I guess most /. may disagree...
Is there some law that all people must watch and like soccer? If so, then I want a law that all people must watch and like baseball or basketball or (shudder) stock car racing. Baseball not physical? I'd like to see you hit a 90mph+ fastball a few hundred feet right past a few fielders.
This is damn funny.
Small logic error, though: Seems reasonable that a player could potentially both be running with scissors and have received the Red Rider BB Gun as a Christmas gift.
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The Supreme Court overturns today's CIPA ruling, so people can no longer go to the library to see this photo of a young woman, shirtless, on a soccer field. It was deemed pr0nographic by the government censors^H^H^H^H^H^H^H officials.
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"I was wondering how to tie a World Cup story into Slashdot"
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What about:
"StarWars opening was delayed in Brazil because of the WorldCup. It's going to open there only in July, 11, almost two months after the rest of the World"
Yes, that sucks. I would watch both, of course, and I'm sure everybody would also, but the attention in the last weeks (news, talks and so) was going entirely to the WC. Too bad that marketing and money drive the world...
Well... at least there was SpiderMan
BTW, viva la Fra^H^H^HSenegal!!!!
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Unless this some phenomenal new thing, this is the kind of stuff for bookmakers and betters..once it was horses now its jockz...
Michael Jordan owns the damn team. He'd do whatever he damn well felt like, and the coach would _like it_.
The baseball "world championship", and it doesn't contain teams from around the world, just the US and Canada. The game is all stats, man, nothing more. Don't let anybody tell you different. It's much more boring to watch than, oh, about anything else on TV. Hell, it's mostly boring when you're there.
how many goals will the red wings win by?
Red wings / Avalanche for game 7 in the stanley cup semifinals. it does not get any better than this
Yeah, "sissyball" my ass. NFL players are some of the most finely-tuned athletes on the planet. Wonder how many of those faggot ass SOCCER players can bench press 700 lbs., like Larry Allen can. Allen is shooting for 800 lbs. this year. Soccer homos wouldn't last 30 seconds on a FOOTBALL field.
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Who is the witch doctor that sold the Italians on this idea? Sorry, but sports injuries don't follow a pattern, and neural nets look for patterns. The only pattern it would spot is a guy who gets regularly injured.
Sports injuries happen because of "accidents." Neural nets aren't crystal balls. Hell, the stock market is more predictable than a sports injury, and getting a neural net to predict that is still a rough problem.
They won't. Avalanche will crush them.
So now instead of just employees skiving to watch the footy, we'll have the computers watching the footy as well?
What next, a peripheral to test the various qualities of beer and curry?
Now CANADIANS, they are fun to stereotype, just because you really can't. :)
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Why do Americans hate soccer so much?
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It's an amazing sport -- funny that the rest of the world seems to think so too.
Our sports thoroughly cover the year already, with each sport's season ending nicely as the next begins. Soccer tends to overlap a lot of these, and American teams are for the most part much much less fun to watch than international clubs like AC Milan or Parma or Man U. Without satellite TV most people have a very limited selection of international (read: quality) games to watch, which won't help the popularity grow, which won't help the skills of our teams grow, which won't help the popularity grow. (As much as we like, as Americans, to see ourselves beaten by third world countries.)
Why is it that all these big, strong men need so much padding? And why do they have to keep stopping every three seconds?
When Australian rugby players go to America for "football", they have a great time, and usually win. When the Yanks come over here, they usually take one look at how the game should be played, and say "No way in hell am I going out there without any padding". And then there's the whining about how the game goes on for the entire session, without any breaks. Except for half time.
But even rugby and AFL get called "football", so I suppose that the soccer freaks will still jump on me for that :-)
Personally, I gotta wonder about a group of guys who like to watch another group of guys grapple and feel eachother up, and go on about how fit these athletes are, and have their favourites. And yet they proclaim to be straight? Admit it. If you like watching guys..... :-p
Of all the things you can accomplish by screwing up your face and swearing into a dark room, sleep is not one of them.
Guess you'll just have to root for Detroit then...
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That would be one interesting rule. What counts as a neural network? Most current neural networks are either heavily centralized or mildly useful. I'm sure they would stretch the definition to cover most "computing devices"!
And, how would they know? It's hard enough trying to find out which players use steroids. Are computing devices going to become contraband?
Lastly, what would be the point of the law? Is it to give bad prospects better chances? Is it the first step in outlawing meticulous stat keeping?
Really, I'm not too surprised. Remember, the average poll taker is probably a MSN subscriber.
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Football (soccer, not the american stolen word) is the sport with most supporters in the world.
It is said that 4000 million people will be watching the world cup.
You have to be very fit to play it. You need much more skill then basketball or hockey.
The thing is that the average yank is too patriotic to play a sport they didn't invent/dominate.
And too stupid/fat to beat any third world country team.
First of all, this type of program would help prevent all sports injuries that weren't the result of physical trauma (which may only be 5 or 10%).
I think the biggest thing, though, would be to keep people from keeping bad habits. Mario Lemiuex, for example, was plagued by back problems through the best years of his career. Finally, a few years ago, he went to some specialists who hooked him up to a computer that told him he had bad posture. He fixed his posture, and he's suddenly (miraculously) healthy. Well, except for the hip problems now (heavy sigh of a pens fan).
The problem with these bad habits is that I believe they aggravate the physical trauma. Some bad behaviors could outright lead to a greater chance of an injury, e.g. if you weren't always keeping your head down when making a tackle in american football. And some other bad behaviors (like mario's previously mentioned bad posture) can either transform routine contact into an injury, or aggravate an injury (if the area in question is already messed up from poor form).
I would actually like to see football players wearing little electrode suits, hooked to cameras watching the field, that would send muscle impulses to appropriate players if a potential life-threatened injury was imminent. :)
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If it can predict soccer injuries, I wonder if it can be modded to track stock prices and predict stock prices...
People here appear to be a bit confused between the two. I think what they (CA?) are saying is that they can, with some certainty, predict when a spontaneous injury may occur to an athlete. These "injuries" are not of the get-hit-in-the-head/collide-with-opponent type; of course you can't predict those! But there are some injuries (like a torn ligament or a fracture) that can occur while the player is just playing. These you may be able to predict with some certainty, because the body may have given signals earlier about the existing weakness (maybe some antibodies are created, or some other such tracers can be found). Of course, not having seen what kind of inputs the system uses, it is a tough call to say whether this is real or just witchcraft.
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