"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to thier heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done."
Yes, it might not run all the same software as Windows - but if he wants that, he goes back to Wal-Mart and shells out another $100
Actually, he's going to have to shell out nearly $200, because he won't be able to get an upgrade version.
He ends up spending more than if he'd bought a machine with Windows pre-installed.
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to thier heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done."
Actually, he's going to have to shell out nearly $200, because he won't be able to get an upgrade version. He ends up spending more than if he'd bought a machine with Windows pre-installed.
1. Save one of the Gartner PDFs.
2. Open it.
3. Look at properties.
(File:Document Info:General)
I'll save you the trouble.
"Producer: Acrobat Distiller 4.0 for Windows"