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  1. Re:Comment your damn code on Ask Slashdot: What Do You Consider Elegant Code? · · Score: 1

    That's the stupidest thing I've read all year.

  2. Re:This is the AP Comp Sci exam on Tech's Gender and Race Gap Starts In High School · · Score: 1

    Statistics. That unforgiving bitch no one asked to be invited that tries to manipulate all of our lives.

    Statistics don't manipulate people - people manipulate people.

    I'm the ASA. And I vote.

  3. Re:Um.... on Police Pull Over More Drivers For DNA Tests · · Score: 1

    I'm glad my beloved grandfather and great uncles are gone, they fought against fascism in WWII and this kind of gestapo shit would disgust the hell out of them. I could probably wrap his body in some copper wire and run my entire neighborhood from all the revolutions he's turning in his grave.

    I wish I had a chance to know your beloved grandfather and great uncles. You know, back when they were walking magnets.

  4. Re:Reverse Santa? on Disney Pulls a Reverse Santa, Takes Back Christmas Shows From Amazon Customers · · Score: 1

    If you pay for something and they don't deliver, can't you just call your credit card company and dispute the charge?

  5. Ummmmmm..... on Doubleclick Cofounder Responds to Patent Troll by Filing Extortion Lawsuit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yay Doubleclick?

  6. Re:You don't beg for privacy on Time For X-No-Wiretap HTTP Header? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Go ahead and storm the NSA headquarters in Ft. Meade with guns blazing, demanding your privacy. Let us know how that turns out.

    Meanwhile, the rest of us will continue trying to prevent the next Columbine, Virginia Tech, Oak Creek, Aurora, Tuscon, Newtown, etc.

  7. Be careful what you wish for on Martin Luther King Jr's Children In Court Over MLK IP · · Score: 1

    I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

    Be careful what you wish for, Dr. King.

  8. Re:AL GORE CREATED THE INTERNET! on Gore's Staff Says He Was Misquoted On Hexametric Hurricanes · · Score: 1

    Last week, I created a meatloaf in my kitchen. I did not, however, "invent" meatloaf.

  9. Re:First few pages, can anyone explain? on Book Review: The Ingenious Engine of Reality · · Score: 1

    I read the first few pages of your link. I agree. Word salad.

  10. Re:Oh another fucking goldbug on NSA Surveillance Heat Map: NSA Lied To Congress · · Score: 1

    What is called when you borrow money at 0%, never pay the principal and only pay the interest? It's not money printing? What is it, then?

    That's not money printing. That's called "a gift", since the entity you borrow from no longer has the money.

    No?

  11. Re:Photon model broken on Physicists Create Quantum Link Between Photons That Don't Exist At the Same Time · · Score: 1

    I But what if it is also moving and/or turning/rotating on/along one or more axis. How would we perceive that?

    Perhaps as a cosmic centrifugal force that causes galaxies to fly apart from each other, interpreted as a cosmological constant causing the expansion of space itself? Oh, wait...

  12. Re:It is as if there is no law on Massive Data Leak Reveals How the Ultra Rich Hide Their Wealth · · Score: 1

    this cannot end well.

    Sure it can! [...] So you're right... this cannot end well.

    Make up your mind.

  13. Re:It's the difference between science and tech. on Computer Science vs. Software Engineering · · Score: 1

    Physics degree -- you might end up working on radio antennae...

    Or as a quant on Wall St.

  14. Something doesn't make sense here on Microsoft Pollutes To Avoid Fines · · Score: 1

    The penalty for under-consumption should never be more than the cost of the electricity that one would have to consume to avoid the penalty. There's no point in motivating them to *waste* electricity.

  15. What the hell does this mean? on Obama and Romney Respond To ScienceDebate.org Questionnaire · · Score: 1

    Romney's response to Question 11:

    For example, his “Utility MACT” rule is purportedly aimed at reducing mercury pollution, yet the EPA estimates that the rule will cost $10 billion to reduce mercury pollution by only $6 million (with an “m”).

    I understand the cost of a reduction being $10 billion. What does it mean to say that the extent of a reduction in mercury pollution is measured in dollars?

  16. Re:Please tell me you're kidding on Kentucky Lawmakers Shocked To Find Evolution In Biology Tests · · Score: 1

    "Tyranny of the majority" is when two wolves and a sheep vote on what to have for lunch.
    (Attribution unknown.)

  17. Re:Oh, Google. on Google+ Account Suspended? You Won't Find Out Why · · Score: 1

    You're both right. The GGP was correct, and it follows the same rules. E.g., see "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" lyrics, first line: Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.

  18. Re:See (ha) THIS is what should've been in the Mat on How a 1960s Discovery In Neuroscience Spawned a Military Project · · Score: 1

    In the original script the Matrix was actually *run* on the human brains, but execs thought that would be too complicated for the masses, .

    Unfortunately, they were right.

  19. Re:Savvy study author ... on Belief In Hell Predicts a Country's Crime Rates Better Than Other Factors · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, 0.0999[...] (I can't do the symbol here, because /. doesn't do Unicode) is not the same as 0.1 It's never 0.1. The more decimals you add, the closer you get, but like the speed of light, it can never be reached.

    Wrong. 0.09999... == 0.1 for the same reasons 0.999999... == 1:

    Let:
              X = 0.09999...
    Then:
        10X = 0.9999...

    (10X - X) = 0.999999... - 0.0999999...
    (All 9's in hundredths place and beyond cancel out)

    9X = 0.90000000...
    X = .1
    QED

  20. Re:In the NASA job column Nov 1968 on The History of the CompSci Degree · · Score: 1

    I saw a job posting in 2003 that insisted upon a minimum of 10 years of Java programming experience.

  21. Re:Don't bet on it. on Debate Over Evolution Will Soon Be History, Says Leakey · · Score: 1

    Tell your friend that she's a racist.

    Why? Because every birther is a racist.

    I know that's a strong statement, but I can prove it. Every birther believes that Barack Obama is not the legitimately elected president of the United States because there is some question as to whether or not he was born in the United States. (Actually, there's provably no question any more, but the racist birthers like to pretend that there is.) But I'd bet anything that ever birther, every last one of them, voted for John McCain in the last election. And unlike Barack Obama, there has never been any question as to whether or not John McCain was born in the United States. John McCain was absolutely, positively, undeniably, without a doubt NOT born in the United States. John McCain was born on a U.S. naval base in the panama canal region. It was not incorporated U.S. territory at the time of his birth, and babies were not, at that time, automatically given birthright citizenship merely by virtue of having been born there. However, at the moment of his birth, John McCain was a natural born citizen of the U.S. because at least one of his parents was a citizen. This is precisely the same reason why Barack Obama would still be a natural born citizen even if he were not born in Hawaii, which he was. So, apparently, to the birthers, this standard of citizenship, while good enough for John McCain, is not good enough for Barack Obama, even though Obama's claim to natural-born citizenship is stronger than McCain's. And the only possible explanation for this level of hypocricy is racism.

  22. Re:Either pay or ads on Broadcast Industry Wades In On Dish Network's Hopper · · Score: 1

    I was being sarcastic and not very well.

    No, it was done quite well, and not lost on me or most of the other readers, I imagine. But then, I've been reading your posts long enough to recognize and appreciate your brand of humor.

  23. Re:I live in Georgia on Georgia Bill Would Prohibit Subsidies For Municpal Broadband · · Score: 1

    This state blows nuts. I'll be glad when I'm the hell out of here. This state is notorious for not siding or even giving a damn about it's people.

    What did you expect? As Charlie Daniels famously observed, the devil had to go down to get to Georgia.

  24. Useless on Apple Patents Power Adapter That Recovers Lost Passwords · · Score: 1

    The new technique is only secure, the patent admits, in cases where the user leaves a mobile device's charger at home.

    And even then, it's only secure if nobody breaks into your home. And you'll need a separate power adapter for use outside home. Under these conditions, you can ditch the home power adapter and replace it with a piece of paper with the password written on it.

  25. Incomplete subject line on Why We Need More Programming Languages · · Score: 2

    Somebody truncated the "like we need holes in our heads" part.