"J is a modern, high-level, general-purpose, high-performance programming language. J is portable and runs on Windows, Unix, Mac, and PocketPC handhelds. J runs both as a GUI and in a console (command line)."
"J is particularly strong in the mathematical, statistical, and logical analysis of arrays of data. It is a powerful tool in building new and better solutions to old problems and even better at finding solutions where the problem is not already well understood."
In one of the infinite number of universes those monkeys actually did produce the works of Shakespeare, and every other posible combination of characters.
Recent SciAm article on parallel universes
I bet people were pretty damn surprised in those universes where the monkeys produced the next release of Windows before Microsoft (response: no they weren't, because Microsoft sucks so much!).
"Why it's the AT5000 Autodialer, my very first patent! Aww, would ya listen to the gibberish they've got you saying it's sad and alarming. You were designed to alert school childern about snow days and such."
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"J is a modern, high-level, general-purpose, high-performance programming language. J is portable and runs on Windows, Unix, Mac, and PocketPC handhelds. J runs both as a GUI and in a console (command line)."
"J is particularly strong in the mathematical, statistical, and logical analysis of arrays of data. It is a powerful tool in building new and better solutions to old problems and even better at finding solutions where the problem is not already well understood."
Taws biirllg, and the stlhiy toevs
Did gyre and gilbme in the wabe:
All msmiy wree the broooegvs,
And the mome raths orubtage.
Brwaee the Jbbwoecrak, my son!
The jaws taht btie, the calws taht catch!
Bearwe the Jjuubb brid, and shun
The foimruus Braastecnndh!
He took his varopl sword in hnad:
Lnog tmie the mnomaxe foe he shogut --
So rsteed he by the Tuumtm tere,
And sootd ailwhe in toughht.
And, as in usiffh tguhhot he sootd,
The Jeocabbwrk, wtih eeys of flmae,
Came wnfflhiig thguroh the tugley wood,
And beurbld as it cmae!
One, two! One, two! And trouhgh and trugohh
The vroapl bdlae wnet skneicr-sncak!
He lfet it daed, and with its head
He went gmluhniapg bcak.
And, has tohu slain the Jobbwcraek?
Cmoe to my amrs, my bmeaish boy!
O fobujras day! Caoollh! Cllaay!
He cholretd in his joy.
Taws biillrg, and the sltihy tvoes
Did gyre and gblmie in the wbae;
All msmiy wree the bvooogres,
And the mmoe rahts otguarbe.
Tom's Hardware Guide - search "water"
In one of the infinite number of universes those monkeys actually did produce the works of Shakespeare, and every other posible combination of characters. Recent SciAm article on parallel universes I bet people were pretty damn surprised in those universes where the monkeys produced the next release of Windows before Microsoft (response: no they weren't, because Microsoft sucks so much!).
That, and van Eck phreaking
"Why it's the AT5000 Autodialer, my very first patent! Aww, would ya listen to the gibberish they've got you saying it's sad and alarming. You were designed to alert school childern about snow days and such."
Our brains can't "decide" them either, but both computers and humans can use heuristics.