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Can You Raed Tihs?

An aoynmnuos raeedr sumbtis: "An interesting tidbit from Bisso's blog site: Scrambled words are legible as long as first and last letters are in place. Word of mouth has spread to other blogs, and articles as well. From the languagehat site: 'Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.' Jamie Zawinski has also written a perl script to convert normal text into text where letters excluding the first and last are scrambled."

997 comments

  1. Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by inertia187 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quick! Someone go register goaste.cx, micorsoft.com, ssdlhoat.org...etc.

    Actually, does this work well with letter pairs like, "th ch wh sh qu?" I forget what those are called.

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    1. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, does this work well with letter pairs like, "th ch wh sh qu?" I forget what those are called.

      Digraphs?

    2. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Bame+Flait · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, does this work well with letter pairs like, "th ch wh sh qu?" I forget what those are called.

      The reason it DOES work well with those letter pairs is that they aren't familiar at all in reverse. You're more likely to udnerstand their juxtaposition as what it's supposed to be, because you're used to it being one way.

      Where it DOESN'T work as well is when you begin breaking up complex phonemes or diphthongs in short words. Konw what I'm sayin'?

    3. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by MourningBlade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, does this work well with letter pairs like, "th ch wh sh qu?" I forget what those are called.

      They're called dipthongs. There's also tripthongs, though I can't think of any English ones right now.

      And no, they don't appear to work quite as well. I had trouble reading a few words that had split dipthongs.

      Split dipthongs? Sounds kinky.

    4. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know! goaste.cx could be some kind of crazy ASCII based pr0n site! That would creep people out who were trying for goatse.cx!

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    5. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by shadowcabbit · · Score: 3, Funny

      I personally find it more creepy that people would be trying for goatse.cx .

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    6. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by TLouden · · Score: 1

      I think the two letter combos can be broken but, like longer words, make it harder to read.

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    7. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by mingot · · Score: 1

      tripthong: str

    8. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by inertia187 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I noticed that compression is worse using scrambled text:

      [anthonym@uniblab scrbameld]$ ./scrmable.pl genesis.txet
      [anthonym@uniblab scrbameld]$ gzip g*
      [anthonym@uniblab scrbameld]$ ls -l
      total 304
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 anthonym staff 63830 Sep 15 16:33 genesis.text.gz
      -rw-r--r-- 1 anthonym staff 84945 Sep 15 16:36 genesis.txet.gz
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 anthonym staff 1396 Sep 15 15:56 scrmable.pl
      [anthonym@uniblab scrbameld]$ gunzip g*
      [anthonym@uniblab scrbameld]$ zip genesis.zip g*
      adding: genesis.text (deflated 70%)
      adding: genesis.txet (deflated 60%)
      [anthonym@uniblab scrbameld]$


      Interesting. Anyone have an explaination for tihs?

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    9. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by spongman · · Score: 4, Funny

      tripthong: falling flat on your face after getting out of bed the morning after a particularly successful date.

    10. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2, Funny

      So this explains how 'music' groups like the BLackstreet Boys came into existence.

    11. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also tripthongs, though I can't think of any English ones right now.

      Like creation? Scrambled could be "cotirean" so, yeah. That's hard to read.

    12. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by adamsan · · Score: 3, Informative

      "They're called dipthongs (sic)"

      No they ain't, diphthongs are pairs of vowels that merge together. Pairs of consonants are called err..consonant pairs.

    13. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common words get scrambled in different ways, thus making many more unique "words" and reducing the compressibility.

    14. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by edwdig · · Score: 4, Informative

      By randomly scrambling the letters, you're eliminating a lot of the redundancy.

      Huffman compression would be unaffected though, as it works on a per character basis.

    15. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by shokk · · Score: 1

      And they say that in some Southern US English dialects where the words are more slurred together, there are tetrathongs. From reading a few Googled articles, tripthongs seem to be more common in Asia languages, and less common in Latin.

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    16. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by T-Ranger · · Score: 1, Informative

      Because english words are made up of some common components. 'i' always comes before 'e' in 'ie' pairs, for example. Compression is about rewriting common strings (of bits, not just strings of characters) into shorter strings - uncommon strings may end up being longer post compression. If your effectivly randomizing most of the text then there wont be any common strings. Or at least less then what occures in natural, ordered, prose. And there wont ever be whole words you can compress down.

    17. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by stienman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, and it's quite simple. The script you used scrambles words randomly - again agian aagin aaign aigan aiagn - become seperate words to the compressor. Instead of changing every occurance of the word again into a short binary string, it has to treat each iteration seperately with their own binary string (simplified - compression is more complex, but the basic idea is the same)

      In other words, the scramble.pl adds machine randomness to a rather organized and non-random set of data. Humans can still parse it (meaning that the data is very redundant) but the machine cannot compressed this 'more random' data.

      -Adam

    18. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      They're dipthongs (or Digraphs as someone else put in) which sounds like it ought to have something to do with scantily clad women and hottubs...Or maybe I've just been coding for too long.

      I don't think this has any actual practical application, though it's an interesting insight into how our brains work. I mean, you could register all those sites, but most of these things couldn't be typed by even the worst speller: most spelling mistakes these days come from the way the keys are placed on a standard keyboard.

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    19. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by terrox · · Score: 1

      maybe if the sentences had better grammar it would make more sense. I saw this a few days ago in a newsgroup, someone also ICQ'd it to me and wondered if the poor sentence structure was intentional or if I was just reading it wrong...

      I guess I need to do a research about some letters at the right place.

      Wish we could metamoderate news articles.

    20. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goind eht epposito dna ynlo gwappins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl sakem eht text hucm eorm tifficuld to dear, nvee hhougt rewef setterl eavh neeb dhangec.

      Doing the opposite and only swapping the first and last letters makes the text much more difficult to read, even though fewer letters have been changed.

    21. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Mourning Blade said:
      They're called dipthongs. There's also tri pthongs, though I can't think of any English ones right now. And no, they don't appear to work quite as well. I had trouble reading a few words that had split dipthongs.
    22. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Stinky+Cheese+Man · · Score: 1

      Compression works by tokenizing repeated patterns. Scrambled text will have fewer repeated patterns than real text.

    23. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by superpeach · · Score: 1

      It looks like it doesnt always work, ssdlhoat.org took me a few seconds to figure out but I read the other two (and that English university text) without any problems.

    24. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Demodian · · Score: 3, Informative

      diphthongs and triphthongs are the vowel-only subsets of digraphs and trigraphs.

    25. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      visit gogole.com

      Anybody got more?

    26. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by HenryFlower · · Score: 1
      th, ch, etc. are digraphs, not diphthongs. They are different things. A digraph is a two-letter encoding of one phoneme, a dipthong is, typically, a combination of vowel sounds run together as a single sound, of which there are many in English. For instance, in "their", "th" is a digraph for the theta sound, "ei" represents a diphthong.

      See definitions of diphthong and digraph

    27. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by kcurtis · · Score: 5, Funny

      My neighbor weighed your argument. He used a beige scale, and decided it was probably the heinous act of a foreigner to make such a statement. And you're weird. So rein in yourself, and remove the veil of ignorance, ye feisty cad!

      Thou should forfeit karma, but that is neither here nor there.

    28. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      diphthongs: The skimpy piece of beachwear your girlfriend wears when going into a hot tub.

    29. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by T-Ranger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What the fuck are you talking about?

    30. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Pseudonym · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nit: Huffman coding is just a technique for taking a symbol alphabet with associated probability model and generating a minimal-entropy prefix-free binary code.

      It is not a compression algorithm, though it often appears as the last step in a compression algorithm. In particular, it doesn't deal with the problem of how you generate the probability model, or what your symbol alphabet is.

      The gzip algorithm, for example, uses "Huffman compression" just fine, but it still does poorly on scrambled text.

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    31. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by pbox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but it brings up interesting lossy text compression, where you can rearrange the middle of the words to reduce the compressed file size. Kinda like MP3 or JPG for your reading.

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    32. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was cool! Man, I love trolls who put the time into their comment the way you did. You rock!

    33. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "i *always* comes before e" moron

      don't ever say 'always' on slashdot

    34. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as the others pointed out, it's because of increased randomness.

      BUT, doesn't that mean somebody should write a compressor pre-filter that DECREASES randomness by re-ordering the interior letters??

      i.e. reordered so that all interior occurances of "ae" are replaced with "ea" ...

      somebody want to write a masters thesis on it???

    35. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by panaceaa · · Score: 2, Funny

      I could feign a plebeian ignorance, but I inveigh your deceiving sleights. By seeing correspondence I've received, including eight receipts from my leisure activities and a weird lein on my sovereign freight sleigh, a weighty surveillance can be unveiled: SOMETIMES E COMES BEFORE I!

      Now, where are my reindeer?! (for my sleigh!!)

      Signed, der Weihnachtsmann

    36. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Mabye you colud aalwys aabehilptze the mddile of the wdors?

    37. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      While a random permutation for the middle letters is less compressible (for reasons mentioned by others; you can't compress noise), you should, in theory, be able to choose a set of permutations for the middle letters which maximises compressibility, and probably which does better than plain English alone.

      The research programme:

      1. Implement an algorithm which does this. You will need to pick some metric for compressibility. Choosing one that is independent of individual letter frequencies may be useful.
      2. Here's the kicker: Are these non-random permutations more or less readable than random permutations? My guess is that they would be less readable, because the permutations themselves would start looking like other English words.
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      sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});
    38. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by millette · · Score: 1

      theres a compression technique using * as a wild card... I'll reply when I find the relevant link. But it sounds like what you are suggesting - but it wasn't lossy.

      Just give me a minute :)

      If I don't reply, well, you'll just have to find it yourself *hehe*

    39. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by boojum.cat · · Score: 3, Funny


      They're called dipthongs.

      Don't you mean "dgnthpois"? You're right, it doesn't seem to work very well...

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    40. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by M.+Silver · · Score: 2, Funny

      SOMETIMES E COMES BEFORE I!

      Yes, but those are "ei" pairs.

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    41. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      So what did the parent poster mean when he said:

      Because english words are made up of some common components. 'i' always comes before 'e' in 'ie' pairs, for example.

      From the context, he either means that in some non-English language, 'i' doesn't come before 'e' in 'ie' pairs, or that in English 'i' always comes before 'e'. Neither one makes much sense to me. I figured he meant the latter, meaning that the 'ie' pair was the combination of 'i' and 'e' without an importance on the order, and that English was a special case where 'i' always came before 'e'.

    42. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by sinserve · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Blackstreet debut album released on the summer of 1994 album.

      Backstreet Boys released their debut album in 1996

      So yes, the AC sibling below is correct, no diggity no doubt.

    43. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      Pairs of consonants are called err..consonant pairs.

      Pairs of letters that make one sound, like th and sh are digraphs. Sch (an occasional spelling of the sh sound in English, and frequently in German) is a trigraph.

    44. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing he just left out "almost."

      My wackyparsing of it was, as I hinted at, the opposite of everyone else's. My reaction to "'i' always comes before 'e' in 'ie' pairs" was "Yeah, but that's not limited to English. And 'x' always comes before 'q' in 'xq' pairs, but how's that gonna help you?"

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    45. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by jazir1979 · · Score: 1


      Yes, what you describe is Huffman Coding.

      But he is not a "nit":
      Huffman compression uses Huffman Coding based on the *entire* input string, unlike gzip which uses LZ77 with a sliding window, followed by Huffman Coding.

      You nit.

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    46. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by xihr · · Score: 1

      No, diphthongs (not dipthongs) are phoneme sequences where two vowel phonemes, one right after each other, make a new sound. An example in English would be "o" and "y" make "oy."

      Diphthongs are actually about the phonemes, not the spellings, so several single letter vowel sounds in English are already diphthongs, like the "a" in "favorite."

    47. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MAN, you are some dumb fucking bastard.

    48. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by tiger_66_y2k · · Score: 1

      JOY! Now have a lossy text compression algorithm!!

      If you can't feel the sarcasm, you're already dead.

    49. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by BCSEiny · · Score: 1

      I always spell them wrong, some stupid company owns the rights to those sites and asks me to set my webpage to www.micorsoft.com. I won't even set it to microsoft.com what makes them think I want to have my homepage be a bad spelled of it?

    50. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even my beagle knew that.

    51. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by unborn · · Score: 1

      raed the occurances of "ei" in his post. also, raed your own post and notice yuor use of "being"

    52. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1
      Huffman compression uses Huffman Coding based on the *entire* input string [...]

      Well that's easy to implement. The input string will appear with probability 1, so it can be coded in 0 bits.

      What you describe is character-based Huffman coding, where each octet is given its own Huffman code. There are many otehr kinds of "Huffman compression", such as word-based, where each English word (and inter-word space/punctuation combination) gets its own code.

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      sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});
    53. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by SMOC · · Score: 0

      Somehow I got severely aroused by that. Too bad I'm at work.

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    54. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Dr.Ruud · · Score: 1

      Sort the mddile leertts aaabcehilllpty.

    55. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose destroying first-order statistics might have something to do with it..

    56. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but does this research open the door to a form of lossy text compression, where data is scrambled but still comprehensible?

    57. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by lxs · · Score: 1

      at the risk of being completely pedantic, the rule is: i before e except after c.

    58. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by otisg · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha, this goes well with the other thread:
      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/09/ 16/003421 0&mode=thread&tid=126&tid=95&tid=98&tid=99

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    59. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>at the risk of being completely pedantic, the rule is:
      >>i before e except after c.

      "...or in sounding like 'A', as in neighbor and weigh."

      You were only incompletely pedantic. :-)

    60. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by sglines · · Score: 1

      I think netsol already did with their *.com A records in the DNS system.

    61. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by arth1 · · Score: 1
      Yes, but it brings up interesting lossy text compression, where you can rearrange the middle of the words to reduce the compressed file size. Kinda like MP3 or JPG for your reading.


      It doesn't even have to be lossy compression.

      IF text contains no words that are misspelled in a way that gives exactly one and one only spelling suggestion THEN
      Go through all words, and replace them with one that will give exactly one spelling suggestion if doing so improves the overall compression
      ENDIF

      This could help convert less common letter combinations to more common ones (e.g. EI to IE), in a reversible way, and thus improve text compression ratios. Provided that the text doesn't contain perceived spelling errors, that is.

      Regards,
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    62. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Wah · · Score: 1

      Where it DOESN'T work as well is when you begin breaking up complex phonemes or diphthongs in short words. Konw what I'm sayin'?

      Where it also doesn't work is in a society where people aren't conditioned to understand properly spelled words. This is an exception that proves a rule (understanding is more powerful that spelling), not a new rule (spelling is unimportant to understanding).

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    63. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by pbox · · Score: 1

      The compression is still lossy. Your method kinda reminds me to filters for JPEGs that specialized in removing compression artifacts. Of course if your original image has features that are mistakenly percieved as artifacts...

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    64. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by arth1 · · Score: 1
      The compression is still lossy.


      No, it isn't. Read the clauses again. The original can be restored 100% by the extraction running the same spell checker on it, only changing the words that give exactly one correction suggestion.

      Example:

      The quick brown fox

      A compression routine might see that quick doesn't compress well, and replace it with a made-up word that compresses better, but which a spell checker will suggest "quick" for:

      The quink brown fox

      This is then compressed. When uncompressed, the routine runs a spell checker on the content, and finds that quink has exactly one suggested replacement in this context, and replaces it with "quick". The original text is restored 100% -- no loss.

      Get it now?

      Of course, this is all part of the compression theorem that by increasing the data stored in the compression algorithm itself to infinity, the size of the compressed data goes towards 1. If your compression program contains the full works of Shakespeare, you can compress the full works of Shakespeare down to one bit. In this case, a standardized dictionary is what you can use to increase the compression. If someone published a standardized dictionary yearly, sorted by usage in common English, much higher compression rates could be obtained, at least for English text. At the expense of the dictionary size, of course.

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    65. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      goaste.cx, micorsoft.com, ssdlhoat.org

      Actually, it looks like there's more to it than ONLY getting the first and last letter. The first two are easily decipherable, but the last is insanity. It's easily the hardest to make out, which is bizarre considering where we're reading it...

      "slahsodt" is much easier, while ssdhalot is next to impossible for non anagram-lovers.

    66. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      According to websters, the second definition for diphthong is digraph, which would seem to suggest that though they are different things, the term is commonly used to indicate both.

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    67. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by bob_jenkins · · Score: 1

      No no no. You don't compress it with the letters rearranged randomly. You compress it with the intermediate letters rearranged in SORTED ORDER. Now go try it again.

    68. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Tried that. Doesn't help.

      To see why, consider the word "beginning". (Yes, I used Genesis for my test purposes too.) In alphabetical order, that would be "begiinnng", but a more optimal word for compression is "beninging" because of the repeated three-letter sequence, which most compression algorithms find.

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      sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f(q{sub f{($f)=@_;print"$f(q{$f});";}f});
    69. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are called letter "blends"

    70. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      dipthongs

    71. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      at the risk of being completely pedantic, the rule is: i before e except after c.

      Hmmm, that doesn't sound correct to me here in Raleigh, NC.

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    72. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by rakslice · · Score: 1

      tetrapthong?

    73. Re:Yes, a cat's got my tongue, OK? by ralmin · · Score: 1
      And 'x' always comes before 'q' in 'xq' pairs, but how's that gonna help you?

      I never could remember how to spell 'eqxuisite'. Thanks.

  2. At Lsat! by Urantian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bad splelnig no logner nedes to hlod aynnoe bcak!

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    1. Re:At Lsat! by Hamstaus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bad splelnig no logner nedes to hlod aynnoe bcak!

      As if that's stopped anyone on Slashdot before.

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    2. Re:At Lsat! by scalis · · Score: 4, Funny

      So it IS true! Dyslexics definitely has more fnu!

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    3. Re:At Lsat! by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 3, Funny

      As if that's stopped anyone on Slashdot before.

      Hehemmm. Taht solhud be: As if tath's stpoped aonnye on Sasldoht boeefr.

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    4. Re:At Lsat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silence looser!

    5. Re:At Lsat! by gooru · · Score: 1

      Tihs is so finuckg aninnoyg.

    6. Re:At Lsat! by Bob+Wehadababyitsabo · · Score: 5, Funny

      As if tath's stpoped aonnye on Sasldoht boeefr.

      You cna't eevn get the fekucd up snleiplg rghit!!!

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    7. Re:At Lsat! by The+Old+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny
      You cna't eevn get the fekucd up snleiplg rghit!!!

      Die speilnlg Tllor, die!!

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    8. Re:At Lsat! by falzer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dyslexics of the world untie!

    9. Re:At Lsat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You cna't eevn get the fekucd up snleiplg rghit!!!
      Die speilnlg Tllor, die!!

      If you are gniog to paly the gmae, tehn rbmemeer taht the fsirt and lsat ltteer need to be crercot: Tlorll.

      (If you are going to play the game, then remember that the first and last letter need to be correct: Troll.)

    10. Re:At Lsat! by TheOldFart · · Score: 1
      >> "Dyslexics has"

      Yep. And apparently other grammatically impaired people as well.

    11. Re:At Lsat! by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dyslexia, Cure found for.

    12. Re:At Lsat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One too many 'l's there, AC. Just thought I'd let you know.

    13. Re:At Lsat! by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

      At Lsat? So that's why lawyers can't spell!

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    14. Re:At Lsat! by Jahf · · Score: 1

      Podran me, but taht wluod be "trlol", "torll", "tlrol" or "tlorl".

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    15. Re:At Lsat! by Olathe · · Score: 1

      If tihs alictre is cercort, the ttainosrlan is uenencsasry

    16. Re:At Lsat! by crossconnects · · Score: 1

      My wife and daughter are dyslexic. They had trouble at first seeing what was wrong with the statement!! I busted my gut!!

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    17. Re:At Lsat! by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      As if that's stopped anyone on Slashdot before.
      d00d j00 say3d teh mowfful dere!!!!!!!!!!!

      I was doing a variation of this letter-mixing fun on a messageboard yesterday:
      Wenea tie plike iyam nowis muchardur teuwreed lessis redoutel oud.
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    18. Re:At Lsat! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      So it IS true! Dyslexics definitely has more fnu!

      Yeah, like teh tmie I accdintllay put my grilfriend out in the bcak yrad adn srcewed the cta insetad.

      Teh wrost prat was taht I put my cnodom on teh worng appednage adn teh fckuing cta had ulgy kttiens a mnoth or tow letar.

    19. Re:At Lsat! by NecrosisLabs · · Score: 1

      I guess I'll have to bring up the dyslexic atheist who didn't believe in dog..

    20. Re:At Lsat! by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know you were joking but I do find this idea funny because I am dyslexic and it takes me a lot of effort to get my letters in the right order consistantly. The idea that non-dyslexic people are purposely getting their letters out of order when for years I've been trying not to is just funny to me. What next? Will we begin to see typefaces with characters turned upside down or backwards? Maybe we'll see normal people getting the order of words all wrong. At least from now on I can claim that my accidents were done on purpose as part of a code. :)

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    21. Re:At Lsat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the speilnlg tolrl, the

    22. Re:At Lsat! by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

      I'm really finding it difficult to find why people think it is humorous (and in /. terms Funny) to make fun of people with a learning/neurological disorder?

      What is next? Jokes about deaf or blind people? Maybe some amusing limericks about quadriplegics?

      And what is even worse than jokes at the expense of people with dyslexia is that they aren't even original or funny. I'd probably not mind it as much if it wasn't the inevitable spelling related humour or the inevitable "wit" who brings up the joke with the misspelling of god.

      Maybe people should think about the what dyslexics have to deal with on a daily basis before making cheap (and really quite unoriginal) jokes at their expense.

      Maybe instead of just repeating some tired "joke" about dyslexics you might want to read up on the condition instead?

      http://www.dyslexiacenter.org/main.shtml

      Or for heaven's sake think of a new joke.

    23. Re:At Lsat! by Joey7F · · Score: 1

      FNU? GNU/Linux advocates are really just gun nuts!

      And that's the end of that chapter!

      --Joey

    24. Re:At Lsat! by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      All I know is, this whole thread could have been in English, German, or Swedish for all I know!

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    25. Re:At Lsat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wnat to haer the quadriplegice limericks....

  3. Here you go by JM+Apocalypse · · Score: 5, Informative

    No need to open the terminal ... Jeff comes to the rescue!

    http://jeff.zoplionah.com/scramble.php

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    1. Re:Here you go by DoomHaven · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yuor porgarm has a falw. It csnoiders pinctuouatn mkars as ltteers and tuhs any word wtih a pntctuuaion mark at the end wlil condeisr the fanil mark to be the lsat letter.

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    2. Re:Here you go by JM+Apocalypse · · Score: 1

      What can you expect? I wrote it in about 5 minutes from the period of time from when I read to the article to when it aired on slashdot.

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    3. Re:Here you go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That script refuses to scramble the word "cool"

    4. Re:Here you go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What can you expect? I wrote it in about 5 minutes from the period of time from when I read to the article to when it aired on slashdot.

      Wow, do you work for Microsoft? (just kidding)

      I thought the proper response to a reported bug is to fix it, not make excuses. Or, better yet, don't put the bug in there in the first place. Even 5 minute programs should be error-checked. That's part of what the "broken window" effect is based on.

    5. Re:Here you go by JM+Apocalypse · · Score: 1

      Yeah ... I did fix it ... I just silenty fixed it like Apple. Happy Now? Hunh! Wanna fight!

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    6. Re:Here you go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're not too bright, are you?

    7. Re:Here you go by JM+Apocalypse · · Score: 1

      Bright like a fox!

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    8. Re:Here you go by cgadd · · Score: 1

      no, this doesn't keep the last letter in the right spot.

    9. Re:Here you go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wanna fight!"

      No! You got a problem with that??

    10. Re:Here you go by DoomHaven · · Score: 1

      Still broke with commas, hyphens, single and double quotes, and apostrophes. But, periods, exclamimation marks, and question marks seem to work.

      So, er...um...at least you are trying?

      Perhaps, it would be better to determine the last letter by just looking for the final instance of [a-zA-Z] in a word?

      Note: none of the anonymous cowards are me.

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    11. Re:Here you go by bscabl · · Score: 1

      it doesnt scramble "fuck" either :D

    12. Re:Here you go by CrisDias · · Score: 1

      In Python:

      http://robertoaf.dealmeida.net/blosxom/programac ao /python/laegl.html

    13. Re:Here you go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG this program that nobody requested or pays for and serves no useful function whatosever has a bug! (CRY)

    14. Re:Here you go by saturnism · · Score: 1
      to unscramble a word (w/ help of a dictionary file):
      open A,$ARGV[1]||die;sub a{$b=b(split//,$_[0]);map{uc;($b->{$_}!=$_[1]->{$_ }?return 0:1)}keys%{$_[1]}}sub b{undef$z;map{$z->{uc$_}++}@_;$z}$d=$ARGV[0];$c=b( split//,$ARGV[0]);map{print"$_\n"}grep{chomp;/^[$d ]+$/i&&a$_,$c}<A>;close A;

      # args: scrambled_word dictionary_file
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    15. Re:Here you go by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Cool... Open Encryption!

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    16. Re:Here you go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What can you expect? I wrote it in about 5 minutes from the period of time from when I read to the article to when it aired on slashdot.
      Maybe next time you can take a few moments, if you're going to do something, and invest the effort to do it right -- instead of rushing to click "Submit" because you think getting patted on the back with a "+5 Insightful" is more important than making a quality, substantive contribution.

      Moron.

    17. Re:Here you go by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      Hre'es antoher bug It scblreams numbers. For epmxale in 1897, I olny had $.000198 in my svaigns accuont.

      That's 1987 and $1000.98.

      wbs.

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  4. Grammer Nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    it slef

    I think this should be "istlef". At least the capitalize the first letter of each sentance. I can't read those lower case comments.

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    1. Re:Grammer Nazi by Antarctic_Wolf · · Score: 1

      unfortunately, no ammount of scrambling turns grammar into grammer.

  5. In the Sivoet Uonin by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 4, Funny

    WRDOS SBRCALME YOU!

    1. Re:In the Sivoet Uonin by alkali · · Score: 1

      And I, for one, weclome our new imbsnohceilpenre oevdorrls. I'd like to remnid tehm taht as a tursted Salhsdot pnlaityrseo, I can be helfupl in rudniong up oherts to toil in tehir ugudrronned voewl cvaes.

    2. Re:In the Sivoet Uonin by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      It's Sivoet Rissua, you prcik!!!

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    3. Re:In the Sivoet Uonin by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      I rliaesed taht fvie sncodes afetr pnrsiesg smuibt. It was a rheusd ssioisubmn.

    4. Re:In the Sivoet Uonin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You broke the rule, man. "pnlaityrseo" doesn't work. It should be something like, "presnotilay".

    5. Re:In the Sivoet Uonin by alkali · · Score: 1
      You broke the rule, man. "pnlaityrseo" doesn't work. It should be something like, "presnotilay".

      Good point. I used the scrambling script some good person put up as a PHP page. That word is followed by a comma; to hazard a guess, perhaps the script doesn't properly process punctuation at the end of words.

      But I liked the way the word "incomprehensible" really did turn out incomprehensible.

  6. Can You Raed Tihs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

  7. Hangs head in shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What? L337 speech isn't really all that elite? Say it ain't so!

  8. Don't thank a teacher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can read this, don't thank a teacher

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    Those who can't, teach

    Those who can't teach, teach teachers

    Those who can't teach teachers, administrate.

    1. Re:Don't thank a teacher by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1, Funny

      Those that can't post moderate!

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  9. holy.. by the+uNF+cola · · Score: 4, Funny

    Holy FCUK!

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    1. Re:holy.. by deke_2503 · · Score: 1
      French Connection UK - http://www.frenchconnection.com/

      -dave

    2. Re:holy.. by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Prior Art

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    3. Re:holy.. by savaget · · Score: 1

      you meant

      Hloy FCUK!

    4. Re:holy.. by brian728s · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the French Connection UK site (FCUK), it was asking for my screen size, and it said

      FCUK.COM

      Please Choose Your Screen Size

      >FCUKSMALL
      >FCUKLARGE

      Automatically redirecting to fcuklarge in ten seconds

    5. Re:holy.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, FCUK is patented to French Connection UK. It's a subsidiary of the RIAA. We want our US $10000000000000000000 for defamation :)

      Pay up. Oh yeah, if you're under 12 then 1/2 the fee.

  10. it all makes sense now. by underwhelm · · Score: 0, Redundant

    frist psot

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  11. FINALLY by Rathian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Justification for the lack of spell checking on Slashdot...

    1. Re:FINALLY by Bob+The+Cowboy · · Score: 1
      Justification for the lack of spell checking on Slashdot...
      Don't you mean Juxtipication? Sorry!
  12. In the office I work by suso · · Score: 1

    We always go hoem after work. Also, we repine a lot too.

    1. Re:In the office I work by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      OK, I admit it...I didn't get what "repine" was supposed to be...so beat me with a wet noodle.

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    2. Re:In the office I work by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 1

      It means they were checking email, over and over again.

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  13. Raed by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

    I didn't even notice it until after I read the whole headline and re-read.

    1. Re:Raed by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      Seriously.

      Incidentally, one thing I've noticed is that people who play a lot of computer/console RPGs tend to read a hell of a lot faster than others. This could be part of the reason why.

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    2. Re:Raed by typobox43 · · Score: 1

      I do know that my large amount of time spent on IRC in the past has helped my reading skills... both with normal reading and reading the often-found typos on IRC. You learn to decipher these things a lot better, especially when you spend a lot of time explaining things to AOL lusers. I wonder what kind of results you would get from people who have never used the Internet before... those who haven't acquired a habit of dealing with mistyped words... It would definitely be an interesting experiment.

  14. Hmmm by Verteiron · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So d__s t__s m__n t__t we d_n't n__d t_e m____e l____s at all?

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's crazily crazy ... that's the first comment I could EVER understand on slashdot.

    2. Re:Hmmm by Bryan_W · · Score: 1

      No you d_n't

    3. Re:Hmmm by Verteiron · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Okay, I know it's bad form to reply to one's own post, but I noticed something. When writting "letters", l____rs seems more recognizable than l_____s. Apparently plurals are handled by the brain as the word followed by the plural suffix. Interesting...

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    4. Re:Hmmm by TLouden · · Score: 1

      nope. don't need then at all. In fact, this could be the next fad in cryptography, i don't see any problems ;)

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    5. Re:Hmmm by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I t___k y__r p__t is p___f t__t we d________y do n__d t_e m____e l_____s.





      Read: I think your post is proof that we definately do need the middle letters.

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      Just because I doubt myself does not mean I find your position compelling.
    6. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Note: the middle letters aren't necessary to get your point accross, but the middle finger still is.

    7. Re:Hmmm by Verteiron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bt we nd te ss fr te wd cs.

      But we need the spaces, at least, for the word cues.

      So how many "bits" of information can we strip from a sentence, on average, before we can no longer intuitively decipher it? The spaces give us information, but not as much as the letters themselves. Yet clearly the ordering of the letters contains much less information than the contents of a word's endpoints. This is odd stuff.

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    8. Re:Hmmm by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      When writting "letters", l____rs seems more recognizable than l_____s.

      More information means more readable. This surprises you?

    9. Re:Hmmm by javaxman · · Score: 1

      No, you need the ltteres, it jsut deos not mtaetr waht odrer tehy are in. At least, that's what the submission says, and from what I can tell, it's true. Your post is _much_ harder to read than : So deos tihs maen taht we don't need the mdilde leterts at all? Anyone have a link to an article yet? I'd love to have a scientific journal article to throw at people when they point out spelling/typos in casual email.

    10. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes we defiNITely do.

    11. Re:Hmmm by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem comes from words that have the same ending letters, but different middle letters: Like "car" and "cur", or (more confusingly) "from", "form", "firm", "film", "farm", etc. Context would give us some cues, but it would definately require more thought to process.

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    12. Re:Hmmm by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      1 it's a_l and 2 it did take two tries to read that.

    13. Re:Hmmm by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Insightful
      " So d__s t__s m__n t__t we d_n't n__d t_e m____e l____s at all?"

      No, the middle letters are still necessary. I find myself misreading all the time because my brain took in the first and last letter and read it as a word with similar spelling and length.

      So I would hypothesize that the first/last letters along with the lengths of the words and a rough idea of what letters go in the middle are what our brains look for.

      But this only comes with practice. English is my first language and I have read millions and millions of words in English in my lifetime so I am very used to taking in written information this way. But if I switch to reading something in French (for which I took for 11 years in school but never became fluent, mainly because I hated learning french) I still have to read each word carefully because I am not used to reading it.

      So if some person who is just learning english looked at words with jumbled internals, I expect that they would have a terrible time trying to figure them out. Their brains have not read each word thousands of times so they still have to decode them letter by letter.

    14. Re:Hmmm by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 1

      Yes we defiNITely do.

      You seem to have a problem with capitalization. You may want to get it checked out before it gets worse, and people think you're yelling at them all the time.

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      Just because I doubt myself does not mean I find your position compelling.
    15. Re:Hmmm by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I thnik we siltl need temh, jsut to hlep us srot out the nmuebr of lteters in a wrod. The urndecsreos can be a ltitle cnofnuisg, at lseat for me, as I cnaont fgurie out how mnay lteetrs are in the wrod. Aslo, tehy seem to hlep gvie smoe itdcaniion of waht the wrod is. But mybae its jsut me.

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    16. Re:Hmmm by aelfwyne · · Score: 1

      Yes, that does mean that we don't need the middle letters at all.

      I t___k t__t t__s is a s_______g d_______y!

      Actually, the middle letters help, but as you see, I (and others) can figure out what you said even without them.

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    17. Re:Hmmm by andreMA · · Score: 1
      I suspect this only works because spelling is usually consistent and our brains process the scrambled letters into visual patterns (not linguistic ones) that are more familiar. In that sense, perhaps, it's like an optical illusion in which we perceive the expected rather than what's actually before us.

      That said, if such scrambling became commonplace - or spelling became a free-for-all (in general (in scientific journals, say...) - I think the ability to read through the "noise" of the scrambling would be vastly diminished.

    18. Re:Hmmm by johnnliu · · Score: 1

      3 things I thought of:

      Wheel of Fortune
      Scrabble
      Hang-man

    19. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We just use a neural cluster and heapsort to sort out the crap. Performing searches with wild card characters always takes more time.

    20. Re:Hmmm by Cpt.+Fwiffo · · Score: 1

      Seeing this confirms what I read that piece.
      Reading above line I had to think twice about m____e l_____s - because they are longer words:
      It also matters *a lot* on the word length, or, the percentual of the word which *is* in the correct place.

      watch me go "aamrisnooctrl" ...
      (granted, it's not totally random cos I put noocntrl in there giving nerds a definitely different idea :) )

      I'm guessing that took you a while to find out it's actually astronomical. That's because it's a long word.

      First and last letters are important. Use any hashtable, or searchmethod, and know why. You need to index on something. A word *always* has a last and a first letter (else it would be a single letter ;) ), so you can build indices on them.

      I'm guessing a program with a decent dictionary can get quite a big number of the words right without looking even at the surrounding words, grammer, or what have you, with simple chance algorithms (say, "this" is used 80% of the times you see "t__s, and so forth).

      So, my point would be: nothing new here. Nice gadget, but don't use it on, say, anything archaic (since you won't have much use of the context and the words aren't that well known), and anything "thanciecl" will probably be way out there because the words are too long to match easily.

      (oh, that would be, technical)

    21. Re:Hmmm by karnal · · Score: 1

      Did you just misspell "them"? (6th word in...)

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    22. Re:Hmmm by the_archivist · · Score: 1

      and anthr is fzuzy lgoic

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    23. Re:Hmmm by marko123 · · Score: 1

      So does this mean that we don't need the miniscule lamas at all?

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    24. Re:Hmmm by FFFish · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A lt of vwls rn't necsry. U jst nd th mjr phnms. Thus ltrs, not ls.

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    25. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, in the brain a plural ending (or any other ending) is treated as a separate "word". The technical term is that it is a separate morpheme. A morpheme is a letter or group of letters that contains meaning, even if it couldn't stand on its own as a word. So the word "letters" is made up of two morphemes, "letter" and "-s" .

    26. Re:Hmmm by rusty0101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ActuallyIHaveFoundThatWeDoNotNeedSpaces.

      WeDoNeedPunctuation,AndSomeQueThatASpaceShouldBe Th ere.

      IWasAbleToWriteASetOfScriptsThatWouldCapitalizeT he First
      LetterOfEveryWord,ThenStripOutSpaces.IUseTh atScrip tToSend
      TextPagesToMyCellPhoneToSaveSpace.

      ToFollowUpOnYourIdea,WeCouldStripOutVowlesFromTh eM iddleOf
      WrdsAndStllFndMstOfTheTxtRdbl.IThnkWeNdTo LveAnyAtT heBgngOr
      EndOfTheWrdsThgh.

      At the moment it takes a bit of extra thinking to do that though.

      -Rusty

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    27. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that as "But we need the sauce for the woad cuss."

    28. Re:Hmmm by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 1
      I h_d no p_____m r_____g y__r m_____e. I t___k a_l we r____y n__d a_e t_e f___t a_d l__t l_____s a_d a c_____t.

      F_____y, I'm r____r b___n a__y by t_e f__t t__t I h_d no p_____m. T__s is f_________g r______h!

      ::C__z G____r

    29. Re:Hmmm by ikkyikkyikkypikang · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hree's a cool ltitle scprit taht I use to sned emial to my mboil phnoe: email2sms

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    30. Re:Hmmm by Olathe · · Score: 1

      Since I know the context, I can figure it out without them. I'd hate to have to figure out the subject of a writing that was missing all middle letters.

      The main reason you need them is for redundancy, to help reassure your brain that it read and understood something correctly (the length of the word is one cue and the letters in it are another). Otherwise your brain has to spend a lot of time double checking its guesses (was l__e lime line like lore limousine ?).

      So, that might be a fun puzzle game or something, but wouldn't be good for normal text.

    31. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think that this is a supersizing dreamstarry" ?

    32. Re:Hmmm by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      I find myself misreading all the time because my brain took in the first and last letter and read it as a word with similar spelling and length.

      I'm not sure this is what you were saying or not, but for me, my brain kept on taking the last letter of each word, and trying to combine it with the first letter of the next word.

    33. Re:Hmmm by astrosmash · · Score: 1
      So d__s t__s m__n t__t we d_n't n__d t_e m____e l____s at all?
      wPrhps szIt iDpnds bOn pHw cbLng pszYve nBn saBrnwshd pWth szHngrn fNttn?
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      ENDUT! HOCH HECH!
    34. Re:Hmmm by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Argh! VB Flsahbcak!!

    35. Re:Hmmm by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      actuallyyou'dbereallysurprisedathowwellyoucanreadw ordswithoutspaces,exceptthestupidspacesthatslashdo tcodewillnodoubtputintothissothatitwillnotbreakthe tablesbyextendingtoolong.

      it'sfunny,becausewethinkthatthespacesaresonecess ar ytoreading,butthey'reactuallynotsonecessary,onceyo u'vegottenusedtojustinsertingthemyourselves.

      Butthis,justthesameasscramblingtheinnerletterswi ll absolutelydestroydyslexicreaders.Ihaveafriendwho's dyslexic,andhemustsoundouteveryword,andcannotsight read.So,thewholeprinciplethatthisarticletalksabout wouldnotworkforhimatall.

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    36. Re:Hmmm by Tiassa · · Score: 1

      I know it's a bit late in the discussion, but allow me to point to Hebrew:

      Wrds r ntllgbl s lng s ppl wrt dwn th cnsnnts. K, thr r sm pssbl mx-ps, spcll wth shrt wrds, lk fr nstnc "s" nd "s". Bt t wrks srprsngl wll, ll thngs cnsdrd.

    37. Re:Hmmm by JohnPM · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's more recognizable because less of the letters are missing?! Just a theory... :)

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    38. Re:Hmmm by danila · · Score: 1

      A______y, I d__t t___k t__t we n__d m____e l_____s at a_l. I w_s a__e to r__d b__h p___s j__t f__e.

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    39. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dude, you just rediscovered ancient Hebrew!

    40. Re:Hmmm by ugglan · · Score: 1


      This looks like japanese, they no spaces, some punctuation and some extra markers that denotes gramatical structure.

    41. Re:Hmmm by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      There are at least a couple of languages that do not have or need any punctuation - I know Latin doesn't, and Japanese only uses punctuation to end sentences, which is also the only time when convention demands a space. I have seen whole books in Japanese written without any spaces anywhere within paragraphs though.

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    42. Re:Hmmm by Speare · · Score: 1
      Lingua::EN::Squeeze is a Perl module which compresses English text into a tight, abbreviation-rich scheme for pagers or SMS applications. Looks like it'd take practice to get used to the abbreviations done.
      • "
      • For example pagers have an arbitrary text size limit, typically 200 characters, which you want to fill as much as possible."

        F_xmplePaghvAbitryTxtSizLim,Tpcly200Chr,W/UWnttoFl lAsMchAsPsble

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    43. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's absolutely true. There's a different linguistic 'slot' in the brain for the pluralization morpheme as opposed to the noun. Since the main content of "letters" is the first morpheme "letter" we need to get c[l]ues for that, and then have an additional notice that it's been pluralized.

    44. Re:Hmmm by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Hebrew is an interesting case in this discussion. Their vowels are (mostly) modifiers on the standard consonents, and were often left out in ancient texts. If you did this in english, Los Angeles would become Ls Angls (yes, the A would remain). Note that this is fine if you have the proper context (i.e., know the language being written in), but could be more difficult if you were trying to decipher it in the future (ancient written language). In a way, complete, correctly written language partly contains the code to decipher it, like any redundant message.

      And now the test: Th qck brwn fx jmpd ovr th lzy dg. Hw's tht fr a smpl tst of or mnds' txt prsng cpblts? Maybe not so easy for everything...

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    45. Re:Hmmm by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Srory, its srot of tguoh tyrnig to mix up the ltters in a wrod, and slitl get the sliplneg rhgit.

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    46. Re:Hmmm by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but without middle letters, how can you tell claustrophobia from czechoslovakia? or controvertible from counterbalance or counterexample? or circumlocution from classification or committeewoman? Or inapproachable from incommensurate, incommunicable, incompressible, inconsiderable, incontrollable, indestructible, indiscriminate, insuppressible, insurmountable, irreconcilable, irreproachable and irreproducible?

      Just my $0.02,

      M_____l

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    47. Re:Hmmm by King+Babar · · Score: 1
      I t___k y__r p__t is p___f t__t we d________y do n__d t_e m____e l_____s

      Actually, I find this *very* interesting since the initial belief that this would work was based on an auditory study, and the fact that internal graphemes can be scrambled (at least many of them) is pretty stunning. I think the problem with using just underlines is not just that it hides the identity of the inner letters, but it makes it more difficult to know the true "length" of the word. If I'm right then,

      Txxs sxxxxd be exxxxr to rxxd txxn

      t__xt w___e y_u u_e u________s in p___e of t_e l_____s.

      Or, to put it another way,

      T__s s____d be h____r to r__d t__n

      txxt wxxxe yxu uxe uxxxxxxxxs in pxxxe of txe lxxxxxs.

      Or maybe not. They're both harder than

      txet werhe you do not use udlerneins in pcale of the ltretes.

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    48. Re:Hmmm by Magic+Thread · · Score: 1

      The only word I had trouble with was p___f. It would have been much easier if you'd written pr__f, since the "pr" is one sound. Also, plurals with an "s" at the end should also include the letter before that (and maybe the letter before "es" where applicable).

      I th__k we do n_t r____y n__d m_st of the m____e l____rs.

      Also, the number of blanks helps.

    49. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the modern fascist world, ancient hebrew rediscovers YOU!

    50. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct answer from any entrophy analysis is:

      The english language contains about 3 bits of entropy per letter

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    51. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least not using the middle letters helps us avoid those embarrassing little typos...

      "definately" ==> "definitely"

    52. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But sometimes you're still the third and slowest person to point that out. Hope you feel edumacated...

    53. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask the Extra class radio hams who use Morse code, or a blind person. In theory, both "CW" and Braille are simple transliterations of Roman letters. In practice, both are highly compressed forms of text.

    54. Re:Hmmm by babbage · · Score: 1
      So how many "bits" of information can we strip from a sentence, on average, before we can no longer intuitively decipher it?

      Depends on your line of work, I suppose.

      I once saw the following humorous graffiti on the blackboard in a university math department's classroom:

      F U CN
      RD THS,
      U CN GT
      A GC JB
      PRGMG

      It's funny because it's true! :-)

    55. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English is my second language, yet i found it strange to be able to better read scrambled words in english than spanish, my mother tongue.

      Several friends of mine agreed to this, and we think this might be because spanish words tend to be larger that average english words.

    56. Re:Hmmm by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      Inlanguagethai notisspace. The questions are followed by not. This newspaper not Is this a newspaper? this not newspaper It's a very simplified grammar system. On the other hand, there are 56 vowels alone, many of which are indistinguishable phonetically, and are context-dependent. I think there are something like 107 letters in the alphabet. What about a thaified simplified English? 0HW4|7NM BTW: I'm Norwegian, I just happened to live there for three weeks. Sawat-Dee Khap ^_^

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  15. Nwo, Teh Gebalrd Ptsos by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do I get the feeling that this particular thread will hvae a few mroe snpellig eorers tehn uusal?

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  16. Woho hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrer not iodits, wrer aeahd of our tmie.

  17. First and last, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is not always teh case.

  18. FP! by Phexro · · Score: 1

    Frist Psot!

    Wlel, not rlaely.

  19. Microsoft calls that by Penguinshit · · Score: 5, Funny

    "encryption".

    1. Re:Microsoft calls that by Agent+R · · Score: 1

      You mean "encraption".

      Sounds way too much like "spammer speach" to me.

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    2. Re:Microsoft calls that by promethean_spark · · Score: 1

      If so we're prolly all violating DMCA in comprehending it!

  20. In Svoiet Rsusai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Svoiet Rsusia, seplling bdas yuo!

  21. I knew this day would come by contrasutra · · Score: 1

    Its official, Slashdot got hacked.

    Next article: "BSD is Dying".

    1. Re:I knew this day would come by Drantin · · Score: 1

      That would have been funnier with a score of (6, Uber-Leet Hacker)

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  22. So in other words... by Valar · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a perl script to format normal text into text that looks like a perl script? I think my head is spinning.

    1. Re:So in other words... by gdchinacat · · Score: 3, Funny

      I any language were to program itself, perl would be it.

    2. Re:So in other words... by DavittJPotter · · Score: 1

      :)

      Actually, I bet you could take this fubared text, pipe it to anagram, and then take the output back into perl and come up with some damned funny sentences...

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    3. Re:So in other words... by Raffaello · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, that would be lisp.

    4. Re:So in other words... by meznak · · Score: 1

      wldount it be graet if you culod sacmrlbe the code and sitll make it wrok?

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  23. Does this work for non native speakers? by PredatoryDuck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I showed this to a student here who is native to Indonesia, so english is not her first language, and she had a very difficult time reading it. Any thoughts on why this might be so tied to your native tongue? I would have thought that anyone fluent in english (which she is) would be able to read the post without much difficulty.

    D

    1. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 1

      Probably because you have had 10-20+ years of English, while she has had only maybe 5 or less.

      Of course, I may be wrong on the numbers. But you get the point.

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    2. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by jojo80 · · Score: 1

      English is not my native tongue (German), but I, for one, didn't have any problems reading it... the only problem was "important" which is spelled wrong in the text :))

    3. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Hamstaus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Spoken language and written language are two separate entities when it comes to usage and process. It is not uncommon to find people who are very well-spoken in a second language, but cannot write a word. I would venture to guess that your student takes much longer to read something in English than in her native language, despite her fluency. The patterns of English words would still require more concentration and interpretation by her brain than those of her native language, which have been ingrained into her since she was very young.

      You did not mention if she is a fluent reader/writer, speaker, or both? From what you describe I would say that when you said "fluent" you meant as a speaker.

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    4. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

      My guess would be that, although she is fluent in spoken english, she's not as good at reading it as a native speaker would be, and is still sounding out the words mentally in order to determine the content.

      My reasoning being that it's fairly well know that anyone experienced in reading english (or any other language with an alphabet-based writing system) actually identifies (known) words by their shape, and not by their letter order. It would take us forever to read if we had to serially process each letter, after all. My bet is that this "ticrk" is just exploiting that aspect of our visual processing capabilities.

    5. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by illuvata · · Score: 1

      english isn't my native language, but i can read that scrambled stuff.

    6. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would have thought that anyone fluent in english (which she is) would be able to read the post without much difficulty.

      Actually, since I'm not British, the final word of the canonical scramble threw me off:

      Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.

      I read the rest of the text correctly, but I had a devil of a time figuring out the reference to the Miyazaki film Spirited Away, also known as Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi !

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    7. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by dubiousdave · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's a difference between the way young children learn language versus the way adults learn it.

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    8. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by PredatoryDuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting that you mention this. I asked her about it, and she says that she does not, in fact, take any longer to process a page of english text than her native text. While writing takes her longer in english, reading does not. (This is simply what she tells me...I don't have any evidence for that).

    9. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It definitely works, once you practice reading long enough. My native language is no other than Chinese (but since I didn't try to spell all the words wrong every time), I could read through the garbled thing at usual speed. One thing about language is that it usually takes less effort to do the speaking OK than to do the reading FAST. I mean, 5 year olds could speak OK but only educated people could read FAST, right?

    10. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by TLouden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's all based on predictability. If you don't REALLY know the language well then forget it.

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    11. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      yeah, it threw me off fer awhile too. Hey, when you scramble off, its still off. Kewl!

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    12. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      You've got to move from the learning stage where you still try to consciously do a syntactic analysis and translate individual words. At some point you no longer need to make an effort to understand the language, and I suppose that's when you become able to read that scrambled stuff too.

      I'm not native, English is my third language (after Russian and Spanish) and I can read the article without any problems.

    13. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by arhavu · · Score: 1

      Well, my native language is Finnish, and I still found the text to be relatively easy to read, but probably not as easy as Finnish text scrambled likewise would be.

      I think one reason it would be easier for a native speaker to read is that in reading this sort of a text you still have to unscramble it at some point, and for a non-native unscrambling, say, 'porbelm', would be slightly harder, because the dead-ends which don't result in real words, like, say 'preblom', or 'prebolm' aren't quite so hard-wired in to the brain as to be rejected quite as quickly as for a native (And in some cases a non-native might not even be entirely certain as to whether a certain unscrambling is or is not a real english word!)

      Also, a non-native maybe would tend to attack the problem of understanding a scrambled text by unscrambling it on a word-by-word basis, which is how you'd treat anything written in an unfamiliar language most often. However, since understanding a text, especially in this case, relies a lot on the context, it might actually be easier not to focus on individual words so much, hoping that the words further ahead would help to understand that long scrambled word that appeared before.
      I myself found the text easier to read when I didn't concentrate on the individual words as much, but tried to read the sentences as wholes, however intimidating that seemed to be with all those letters mixed up :). But that's probably highly dependent on the individual as well.

    14. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by orasio · · Score: 1

      I am native to Uruguay, spanish speaking, and it was n't difficult. The real problem was trying to read scrambled spanish ( with the perl thingy ), spanish words are longer, and I bet we read in chunks or something like that ( that and the fact that the perl script tends to put together the same letter, what leads to unnatural patterns ).

    15. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 1

      uh, English is not my first language (moved here only 6 years ago) and I had absolutely no problem reading the article or pretty much any of the replies: I found it very easy as well to r__d t_e r_____s t__t o______d t_e m____e c________s.

      The only word in the post that I (still) can't figure out is 'ceehiro' for some reason.

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    16. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Tarrio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's probably because she cannot read English directly. English is my third language, but I have been reading English-language texts for years, so now I can read it directly, without having to decypher or translate anything. So yes, I can raed toshe srbalcemd txtes wtohiut mcuh dtfcifuily.

      (Funnily, it is very hard for me to actually understand what I'm reading if I'm reading it aloud. Probably the text-to-speech process takes resources that would be normally spent understanding the text ;-). That doesn't happen when I read Spanish or Galician (my two mother languages).

    17. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by haggar · · Score: 1

      It works! I am not a native English speaker. But I do try to speak and write English decently.

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    18. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by haggar · · Score: 1

      By the way, you can't make any sensible conclusion on the basis of ONE person. Be serious. Maybe she has some problems of her own, maybe she is just not talented in the language area, or in the descramble-text-on-the-fly area. It totally doesn't have anything to do with her being Indonesian.

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    19. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it never occured to you that it just might be "cheerio"?

    20. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by gabvalois · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just her. I am not a native english speaker and I am far from being good in english, but I read the text with no problems.

    21. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by sielwolf · · Score: 1

      You may be right. There is a distinct difference on how someone who learns a language in their formative years (0-5) to those who learn it later (even 6-10). The brain's language parts become specialized to trained languages at that point. So someone who learns German and Swahili when they are 3 will speak both fluently while someone who learns Swahili at 8 and is just as fluent. There have been adaptive studies on ferret babies done where they switch the optical and aural nerves. Since it is during this formative stage, the ferrets' brains were able to adapt. The mammalian brain is an amazing thing.

      Of course it probably has more to do with the 7+/-3 thing. The short-short term visual memory has some bandwidth to it. It isn't just one letter long but between 4 and 11. It then seems to go into a queue where it is filled in via learned expectation. There is this neat experiment where psycholinguistics removed syllables from the centers of words randomly in a sentence... and none of their subjects noticed.

      So they were given: "Climbing Mt Ev___st was quite an accomplishment." And didn't hear the drop.

      The brain has amazing filtering and predictive systems in it. The fact that you can listen to a conversation in a rowdy sports stadium is nigh miraculous.

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    22. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I showed this to a student here who is native to Indonesia, so english is not her first language, and she had a very difficult time reading it. Any thoughts on why this might be so tied to your native tongue? I would have thought that anyone fluent in english (which she is) would be able to read the post without much difficulty.

      English is not my first language, and it was really easy. I think it is tied to the amount of vocabulary you know, and the ability to visualize instant anagrams :-)

    23. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by spongman · · Score: 1
    24. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by johnnliu · · Score: 1

      English is not my native language, but I still was able to read it quite easily.

      When you say fluent, how fluent? (I've used English over 12 years in a non-Asian country).

    25. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by gdchinacat · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think it is actually cheerio.

      WordNet (r) 1.7 [wn]

      cheerio
      n : a farewell remark; "they said their good-byes" [syn: adieu,
      adios, arrivederci, auf wiedersehen, au revoir,
      bye, bye-bye, good-by, goodby, good-bye, goodbye,
      good day, sayonara, so long]

    26. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by horsie · · Score: 1

      Well, I am a non-native English speaker, and I did not have trouble reading it. Although I have to admit, where I come from, the medium of instruction in schools (from grade school all the way to college) is mostly English. I don't know about Indonesia though. So that could be a factor in how you fare reading such things.

    27. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Mattsson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's probably more of an experience problem.
      My native tounge is not english, nor do I live in a englishspeaking country, but I had no problem what so ever reading the post.
      I do, however, read a lot of english litterature and have been doing so for the last 13 years.

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    28. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I figured out "cheerio" after a while. Here in the US, though, the closest cultural analogues are this and this.

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    29. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, most(all) people on irc channels have 'got' it , these channels don't have too many native english speakers(mostly german, dutch, swedes, norwegians, finnish).

      i think it might have to do something the way you read the language, obviously those used to online chatting are used to reading 'spoken' language, as sometimes people just don't care enough to write literatary(is tehre scuh a wrod?) english. english is also a good language for this kind of thing, lot's of small words with only few letters.

      this fails utterly in finnish btw. "mina luen sivustoja jotka kasittelevat ruuanlaittoa" turned into "mnia leun sutvsijoa jktoa kivsaleattet rinaluuattoa" is totally gibberish, though decryptable with little thinking but totally not something that you could read straight away(it roughly means "i (am) read(ing) (web)pages that discuss/deal_with/are_about cooking").

      ergghh.. what am i doing on slashdot at this hour.. sleep!

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    30. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Perhaps its how you read. When a native speaker or sufficiently practiced speaker of a language reads something they tend to read it very quickly. Her eyes would quickly scan the line, your brain would process one word while your eyes are on the next. Since spaces are the thing that breaks the string into words, your eyes are drawn to the space and you mostly see only the letters on either side of the space and the rough length of the word.

      If you don't read quickly, you don't focus on the spaces as much and the jumbled middle of the word would confuse you. Also, if she learned from speaking, she might read by sounding out the words in her head. Not really possible if the letters are scrambled.

      Another thing to keep in mind is just because you can speak fluently doesn't mean you can read an write. There are illeterate people in the world who can speak just fine. She might speak english fluently but read it on a 3rd or 4th grade level.

    31. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by rossz · · Score: 1

      I had my wife read it. Her first languange is Hungarian and she had no problem at all. Of course, her English skills are simply outstanding, probably better than the average Americans. Hell, she even beats me in Scrabble on a regular basis!

      Here's an interesting idea. I should scramble a few Hungarian sentences and see how well she handles it.

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    32. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by danudwary · · Score: 1


      Just tried it with my Japanese (mostly fluent) coworker. I didn't explain, I just showed him the text and said "read this", and it took him a second or two to flip a switch in his brain. He said "I don't recognize the words" and I said "Yes, you do. Just read it." and then like magic he could. I'll try the Chinese guys here who don't speak English as well.

    33. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by netsharc · · Score: 1

      I'm from Indonesia as well, and can read it just fine. But I lived 4 years in Australia and read /. a lot (which is more or less english). Is she a geek? Maybe the way geek brains operate make it easier to process garbled data.

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    34. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I think it just depends on your knowledge of that said language. I'm Spanish and I've never been to England or North America, but I could understand the whole story (though at first sight I thought the editor was drunk). But as you can see, my English is not very good yet.

    35. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by 555-5555 · · Score: 1

      It's like memorizing peoples names by where they sit in class. You know first row third seat is bill but you regognize him by position rather then their face. You see Micros and you assume Microsoft rather then my intention Microscope through the repition of reading Microsoft millions of time you make an assumption The key to this theory is that you make an assumption based on repition which someone who is newer to ENglish might not regognise it Just out of curiosity i would wonder if enough years of experience might fix this problem

    36. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by the_greywolf · · Score: 1

      now, THAT is reading into it, IMHO.

      i made the assumption that it's merely scrambled. in that case, the only match for this anagram is "cheerio".

      then i made a british assumption.

      but i'm not british either.

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    37. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by ddilling · · Score: 1

      My native tounge is not english

      Thanks to the wonders of the human brain, I knew at a glance that you meant tongue!

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    38. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by MSBob · · Score: 1

      English is my second language and I read it without any problems. I think it is purely a matter of your language proficiency. Non natives can definitely read and understand this.

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    39. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of the article was that the first and last letters are more important than the middle letters. Considering that "M" and "m" are different as are "t" and "e", the mistake you mentioned wouldn't happen.

      Also, the article says that it doesn't matter what order the letters in the middle are in, as long as they are all there. So, since there are a few differences ("f", an extra "c", and "p"), that is another strike against your example.

      The last problem is that I (and any other good reader) would never confuse Microsoft and microscope, even if I'd just read "Microsoft" 25 million times in the past month and not read "microscope" for the past five years.

      Perhaps you need to rethink what the article means.

    40. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And an addition to the above. It's not so much REPETITION as a certain type of PATTERN matching (the first and last characters, then the middle in any order). After all, I've never seen the sentence "tihs is petrty siffpy" before (hence NO prior repetition AT ALL, ever), but I can figure it out very quickly.

    41. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "I read the rest of the text correctly, but I had a devil of a time figuring out the reference to the Miyazaki film Spirited Away, also known as Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi !"

      Interesting you should mention Spirited Away. The main character, Chihiro magically has characters stripped from her name in the movie and her name becomes simply 'Sen'. In japanese and chinese, the kanji have different meanings on their own than when they are in different groupings.

      I would be fascinated to see how this story would relate to symbolic alphabets like kanji. The hiragana and katakana probably could work similar to the english version of this because they are phonetic, but I doubt the kanji would.

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    42. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Chinese, you need to be educated to read well because Chinese has several thousand characters. In English (or any language with a phonetic alphabet), a six-year-old can be a very proficient reader if taught to read with phonics. Then, even if you've never read a word before, if you've heard it before, you might as well have read it before.

      If you don't consider six-year-olds very fast readers, it won't take them very many years to develop the skill if they like to read; certainly before they're considered educated.

    43. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Ai! Me bad! Make sutipd mistajk! Typed the wrongly typed word. Sory. =)

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    44. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      My native language is French, but I learned English rather early and I read a lot in English, almost more than in French, and I had no trouble understanding most of the texts done with this method (maybe a word or two required rereading). So I guess it's down to familiarity with the language and possibly how much and how fast you can read in it. Once someone reaches a familiarity with reading the language, you need to get to a point where you recognize the words instead of really reading them, and past that point recognizing the scrambled words becomes easy.

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    45. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried on a native spanish speaker who has fairly robust skills in english, albeit not perfect. Had no problem decyphering about 80% of it.

    46. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by $alex_n42 · · Score: 1

      I've been speaking in English for 7 years now. Been learning it since 1st grade, actually, but I wasn't really interested in (or good at) utill I moved to America. Since the only time I had to speak in my native tounge (Russian) only at home (and only with parents) I learned English pretty fast. I still don't *speak* well (being the quiet kid that sits in the back of the class), but I write much better (if not very well).

      I was very surprised I didn't catch on to the bad spelling in the news post the first time around. I only noticed by the time I've got the the Cheerio part, which was obviously not a word I read/write every day.

      Oh yes, I read a lot too, so that might account for the pictorial recognition of words. I guess that's the trick, reading. When you read, your brain learns to recognize the words better.

      Or maybe not. Who can say...

    47. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by rossz · · Score: 1

      Ok, I grabbed the perl program, went to a random Hungarian language websites, and scrambled a few sentences. She had trouble with some of the longer words, like orsz'gjelente'se'ben which became something like orjssblge'e'ta'zeeenn (those are flying accents since slashdot doesn't allow accented characters). Hungrian has some damn long words and "guessing" them as you read can be rather difficult. I think their language motto is "Never use two syllables when ten works just as well."

      My guess is long scrambled words in any language would cause problems.

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    48. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think she just sucks at languages. Sorry, but you can't make any conclusion regarding non native enslish speakers just because she is, well, not soo good at reading english. I think she's a poor example.

    49. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      More accurately, the chinese characters are "ideographs", which comes from "ideo" idea, and "graph" character.

      Hiragana and Katakana are refered to as "syllabaries" in that the characters represent whole syllables, instead of individual sounds.

      The latin, and cyrillic alphabets are refered to as alphabets alone, since they represent individual sounds.

      I don't know if there's a SPECIFIC word for the Hebrew and Arabic alphabets, which don't generally indicate vowels, though modern device has made it useful.

      The main problem with "jumbling" the syllabaries- I would imagine- would be that every single jumbling would create a different word, and you would distictly not notice that you've made a new word, unless it just happens to not match any existing word.

      I'll try and give a short example of some japanese with syllabic shuffling:

      ninhogo ga yoku demakisu ga, nihongo no kakatana to higarana no ishou ni jubunru koto ga denakii to omaimosu.

      Hm.. seems ok to me... maybe someone who speaks Japanese could "confirm" my results? The biggest problem I had is that you had to have a four syllable word at minimum to make any sort of scramble at all.

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    50. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by dspratomo · · Score: 1

      Hmm... since I'm Indonesian myself probably I can tell you some more information. Our languages letters are arranged more like italian, spanish or japanese written in latin letters. this results more letters ended with vocals like aiueo, I think this is the reason your friend have difficulties to read those words.

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    51. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by McWilde · · Score: 1

      There was a post about something like this in a slashdot thread about Turing Tests some time ago. The claim then was that you needed the first and last two letters in the right place to read a word correctly. We experimented with this a bit.
      I'm Dutch myself, but I have no problem reading the scrambled English. It's scrambled Dutch that is hard to read. So apparently it is not a common truth for any language. Or even any language using the latin alphabet.
      Also: taking an English article on some linguistic topic left a totally unintelligible (to me at least) mess after scrambling. I'm not a linguist.

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    52. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      I am a native speaker, and I did have to stop and think about that word - the rest I read almost as fluently as normally written English.

      Reading the second time around, because the word Cheerio was back in my mind (it's not normally used within my social circle) I read it fluently along with the rest.

      I'm very impressed by this finding.

      ~Cederic

    53. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by LeoDV · · Score: 1

      I'm French and I had no problem. I guess it's a matter of how well you master the language.

      If it's become an integral part of you then you just read the words as a wolhe, skimming through the text, and don't ncsesraliy notice jumbled up letters in the mdilde of words.

    54. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW: I'm a native Finnish speaker and I can make sense of the text. I have studied English since I got my first computer before first grade and I have spent a year in the US. So I probably understand English somewhat better than an average non-native English speaker.

    55. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by sysv · · Score: 0

      Wokrs for me, and I'm dutch

    56. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      Hm.. well this proves, you can only scramble commonly used base words. Once you start into extended vocabulary.. don't think this is gonna work.

      So better than PGP? :)

    57. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      If you can speed read English, I think you learn to take in whole chunks of text (like kanji) instead of parsing the individual letters which is maybe why this works.

      You would notice mispelled words not because they're mispelled, but because they're "shaped" differently than what you're used to. I wonder if somebody has done a PhD paper on this yet?

    58. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by aug24 · · Score: 1
      Totally true. I speak perfectly good French, but can't read it or write it to any degree. If I looked at some French text that'd been centre-scrambled, I'd have no idea.

      J.

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    59. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by CvD · · Score: 1

      I reufte your htehsyiops. Ensgilh was not my fsrit launggae, Dtcuh was. My Elgnsih is prtety good due to gnoig to an Englsih sepkiang shocol for 8 yeras, but tihs swhos that its not yuor fsrit laugange. I thnik its your orveall epixnercee wtih the lnuaggae.

      crehes

    60. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      English is not my native tongue, but I am fluent in it and I could read the post at normal speed. Maybe it has something to do with similarities between English and your native language (which is Dutch in my case)?

    61. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by stm2 · · Score: 1

      English is not my first language (I'm from Argentina) and I could read it fine, almost so fast as "normal" English text.

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    62. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother tongue is Tamil - and I am very fluent in English.

      I do not have a problem reading all the scrambled text - seems very normal to me (surprisingly).

      BTW, am from Singapore.

    63. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's interesting is that this works for other languages too.

      This e-mail has been working it's way around the Internet and has reached Quebec where most people speak French. The e-mail doing the rounds in Quebec also includes a French passage:

      "Sleon une edtue de l'Uvinertise de Cmabrigde, l'odrre des ltteers dnas un mtos n'a pas d'ipmrotncae, la suele coshe ipmrotnate est que la pmeirere et la dreneire soit a la bnnoe pclae. Le rsete peut erte dnas un dserorde ttoal et vuos puoevz tujoruos lrie snas porlbleme. C'est prace que le creaveu hmauin ne lit pas chuaqe ltetre elle-mmee, mias le mot cmome un tuot."

      If you can read French, the above text if perfectly legible.

    64. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by empereur · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm a native Indonesian speaker and I have never live among English speaking people. I've read a lot of English books, but seldom use it actively. And no, I didn't find reading the text difficult at all, but I do find hearing English in movies or radio difficult to follow. So I guess it's all depends on habit.

    65. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Bou · · Score: 1

      That's interesting, because English isn't my native language either (Dutch is), but I seem to have more trouble with Dutch texts. I figured this could be ascribed to a difference in the way one reads a foreign language, but apparently this doesn't apply to most people!

    66. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by heilbron · · Score: 1

      Just to give some input on this for non-native speakers (My mother tongue is German):

      My English is sort of okay - reading and speaking as well. As opposed to the Indonesian, I didn't have any problems in "deciphering" the text in the introduction.

      Maybe it also relates to language similiraties between English and German, though this seems less likely to me....

      What about this:
      It would be interesting to have some test put up on a website to measure understandig of this type of texts from people from around the world !!!!

    67. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by gdchinacat · · Score: 1

      I too live in the US, but I guess growing up in a British colony (Hong Kong) helped me figure it out :)

    68. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Wal-Mart · · Score: 1

      My native langage is french and it worked for me. But I must say that some words give me more trouble

    69. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm far from a native speaker, but I read:

      nihongo ga yoku dekimasu ga, nihongo no katakana to hiragana no issho ni junburu koto ga dekinai to omoimasu

    70. Re:Does this work for non native speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only we had this as a security procaution at high tech and nuclear labs in the cold war! We could tell who would be infiltrating us right away. Those that have been indocrtingated into english are 'mostly harmless' anyway.

  24. w00t by djroute66 · · Score: 1

    w00t! n3w l337 sp34k!

  25. o siht by TLouden · · Score: 1

    now everyone is going to start writing like this and give me even more head aches. I hope that guy also wrote a script to decrypt the words.

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  26. Take that 9th grade English teacher.... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Throw out the I before E rule once and for all.

    1. Re:Take that 9th grade English teacher.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I before E except after C or when sounded as "eigh" as in neighbour or weigh.
      Except for the ~100 or so exceptions to both cases.

    2. Re:Take that 9th grade English teacher.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm living proof of that. I always misspell recieve. Not a single person pointed it out to me until recently. This "study" would explain why no one pointed it out to me. That makes 10+ years of misspelling receive. I still do it sometimes too.

    3. Re:Take that 9th grade English teacher.... by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Interestingly, I recall being trained to read this way in grammar school. I distinctly recall an exercise where I was given practice to read word shapes, instead of each letter. And it worked--I still do it to this day.

      fwiw, I seem to have an high error rate, in both writing and typing, of transposing letters; I wonder if it's related.

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    4. Re:Take that 9th grade English teacher.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You learned basic grammar in 9th grade?

    5. Re:Take that 9th grade English teacher.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Einstein got it wrong twice...

    6. Re:Take that 9th grade English teacher.... by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      "I before E except after C, as long as the word isn't weird."

      Sadly, this doesn't have the amiguity when written that it does in speech since you can see the lack of quotation marks around "weird". Yay for double-meaning!

    7. Re:Take that 9th grade English teacher.... by Leto2 · · Score: 1

      So, for all us non-native English speakers, what is this rule about?

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    8. Re:Take that 9th grade English teacher.... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      The English spelling rule is:

      I before E, except after C

      This is generally for words which have an I and E beside each other. If the pair of letters is preceded by a "c", use "ei", otherwise use "ie".

      The following words follow the rule

      Piece
      Niece
      Ceiling
      Believe

      However, rules are made to be broken. Here are some words that break the spelling rules

      Being
      Science

      When in doubt, use the spelling rule

  27. grammar still not optional by kellan1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This meme has been kicking around blogland for a couple of days, and it definitely seems to be true. The only part of the above paragraph that was difficult to read was the sentence, "the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae".

    Normally I would never post a comment about grammar, but it is kind of startling that in a block of text that jumbled the absence of 'the', and the swapping of 'is' for 'are' still jump out at you.

    1. Re:grammar still not optional by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      The only issue I have with "grammar nazi's" is that grammar, much like computer security, isn't a fixed result - it's an evolving entity. As such, you guys should lighten up. Grammar changes. With the advent of the internet, you can expect an even more rapid "turn over" of language (all languages for that matter) as the "hip" language becomes more readily accepted as normal speech/words. If you need an example, go to dictionary.com and punch in some 'slang that you hear in today's rap songs (or find on the web in 'blogs).

      Odds are taht you'll fnid taht these days ain't actually _IS_ a wrod.

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    2. Re:grammar still not optional by clem.dickey · · Score: 1

      Also, "iprmoetnt" is misspelled. SO there's something to be said for correct spelling even when in its absence. :-)

    3. Re:grammar still not optional by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      I've got to agree with you there. I had more trouble coming to terms with the missing word and the incorrect use of 'is' than the actual jumbled words.

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    4. Re:grammar still not optional by Tom+Christiansen · · Score: 1
      ...and the swapping of 'is' for 'are' still jump out at you.
      Er, you meant the swapping of is for be. :-)/2

      At least, that's what got me.

      --tom

    5. Re:grammar still not optional by cwsulliv · · Score: 1

      Just because "evolving grammar" may be "accepted" doesn't mean that the reader won't subconciously consider the writer an ignoramus, or totally confuse the meaning of the communication.

      I once received a technical query by email written in this "new grammar" - no punctuation, no capitalization, no obvious sentence breaks. After several readings I found that I could reasonably interpret the question in at least three entirely different ways. When I asked the writer to clarify, I received another similarly ambiguous message. Not having any more time to waste, I was forced to reply: "Sorry, I'm afraid I can't help you."

    6. Re:grammar still not optional by nfk · · Score: 1

      Surely you mean "grmammar nazis"? I'm kidding. I think the problem with bad grammar is when it gets to the point that it's hard to understand, or when you use an ambiguous word when there's a better alternative.

  28. Spammers have known this for years... by tommertron · · Score: 1
    Almost every spam I get (it always seems to be penis enlargement spam for some reason) always has the subject and most of the body mixed up - usually even worse than the example here. A great way to get past spam filters - and it's always obvious what "elnr3ge yxyrr m3imbr!" means - even if it has the effect of instantly making me know it's also spam.

    So what is this info useful for? A spammer's tool? Perhaps know that we know how well we can read garbled words, we can (attempt) to build better spam filters?

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    1. Re:Spammers have known this for years... by cmallinson · · Score: 1

      That's just to get around the filters that look for key words and phrases.

  29. all this research and still by another+misanthrope · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...I bet people won't the RTFA

  30. Blul siht! by michaeltoe · · Score: 1

    I am not a niroacehiplc, but retahr a medost iduvinadl

  31. Eggs by vevva · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agrlhit cleevr clogs - see if you can sbarclme eggs

  32. This is amazing by Froze · · Score: 1

    I have not been this blown out by a discovery for a long time. I imagine that many people will feel the same way, but I have one question:
    What are the possible uses for this?
    It seems quite at odds to be this astounded by something that, as far as I can tell, has absolutely no purpose.

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    1. Re:This is amazing by egburr · · Score: 1
      No purpose?

      Now you can write essays that people can read, but that computer programs (so far) can make no sense of. Someone intercepts your encrypted note and tries to decrypt it. The decryption software may not recognize that it has successfully decrypted the message because so few of the words are in the dictionary, ANY dictionary, of ANY language.

      Now you can get past a lot of filters. How many "words" (combinations of letters) must be defined just to filter out an intelligible variation of ahsolse, vriign, fgoagt, lbisean, suxael, itconrrseure, etc? The filters' dictionaries will have to quadruple or more just to attempt to cover them all. And then what happens when one of those variations is a real but competely unrelated word? Yet another false positive to show the lameness of filters.

      If you do it right, your sentences can have multiple literal meanings. Make sure each word-scramble you use can be unscrambled into two different words. If you get in trouble about something you wrote, just pick the other word and say that's what you meant and didn't realize it unscrambled into the other word at all!

      Okay, my imagination has run dry for the moment.

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    2. Re:This is amazing by cindy · · Score: 1

      One possible use might be to fool machine readers. I let Microsoft Word's spell checker have a go at the sample paragraph. It did much better than I expected with the shorter words, but not so well with the longer ones...

      Occurring to a rscheearch at an Flings uinervtisy, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only pigment thing is that first and last letter is at the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it outfit problem. This is busier we do not read every letter by it self but the word as a whole. coheir.

    3. Re:This is amazing by Free_Meson · · Score: 1

      As native, fluent speakers tend to be more adept at this "skill" than those less experienced in the dark arts of deciphering written english, I would think at least one possibility is as a form of real-time field encryption. The sender would not have to exchange keys with any of the intendend recipients, and as long as the instructions/information was highly time-dependent the intended recipients could make use of it before any non-native english speaker could decipher it...

      For example, say there was a coup in some country and the new leaders were going to line any americans they found up against the wall. If the american embassy ran the following message across all local television broadcasts:

      "Acmarien ctiienzs, you are in gvare dnegar. Rproet to the ebassmy at ocne!"

      it would inform any americans watching to GTFO without allerting many of those charged with finding and detaining americans.

  33. Interesting by Rkane · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough, I found that I could read through that post almost at full speed, even though all of the letters were mixed around.

    Now the only problem is that it takes the average person a LOT longer to mispell words than it does to spell them right. I mean, can you really make yourself type "slahsdot" wihtout taking longer to think it through? It takes active concentration to type it, but not to decode it back to the way it should be.

    1. Re:Interesting by Bryan_W · · Score: 1

      I mean, can you really make yourself type "slahsdot" wihtout taking longer to think it through?

      maybe you should ask slashdor

    2. Re:Interesting by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

      I don't know...seems like you didn't have to think through your misspelling of "wihtout."

      Looks like there's hope.

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  34. ugh by kennedy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ok *fuck* this bullshit. no, seriously.

    i've had it up to here with all this "teh" and
    "pwn" shit, but now this?!

    man this makes me feel SO old. what the hell are you kids huffing after school anyway?!

    1. Re:ugh by contrasutra · · Score: 1

      For the people who talk like that: Inhalers.

    2. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      the same stuff your generation is selling to us.

    3. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      clearly teh doesn't maintain the first and last letter.

      You lose.

    4. Re:ugh by Hubert_Shrump · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, we're paying for your social security so that we can have none, so fuck you and your generation, paps.

  35. Re:tahn, you fool! by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2, Funny

    TAHN!

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  36. Yes I could read it but... by mark_space2001 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro.

    ...but it's like reading a post by a 12 year old on a forum someplace ... or like playing an online game with a bunch of l33t doodz. I hate it.

    Don't ever do this again, Slashdot.

    1. Re:Yes I could read it but... by TLouden · · Score: 1

      I'm only 15 and I hate it. Makes me overclock my brain and it's too damned hot here to do that.

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    2. Re:Yes I could read it but... by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

      Nad you're claiming this wasn't posted by a twelve year old on a forum?

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    3. Re:Yes I could read it but... by kevlar · · Score: 1

      ...but it's like reading a post by a 12 year old on a forum someplace ... or like playing an online game with a bunch of l33t doodz. I hate it.


      What in God's name would ever suggest to you that Slashdot is anything but 12 y/o's?

    4. Re:Yes I could read it but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before Wil Wheaton beats us to it, here is the original version by said 12 year old:

      AOCDRNIG 2 A RSCHEARCH AT AN 3LNGSH UIENRVTISY IT D3OSNT MTAER IN WAHT OR3DR DA LTERS IN A WROD AER DA OLNY IPRMO3TNT TIHNG IS TAHT FRIST AND LSAT LTER IS AT DA RGHIT PCLAA!1!!! WTF DA RSAT CAN B A 2ATL MSES AND U CAN SITL RAED IT WOUTHIT PORBLM!1!1 WTF LOL TIHS IS BCUSAA3 WA DO NOT RAED 3RVAY LTATAR BY IT SLEF BUT DA WROD AS A O11!1!111 OMG WTF CEHIRO1!!11!! OMG WTF LOL

  37. Virus alert! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    Given how many copies of this I've gotten in my mailbox over the weekend, I suppose we should classify it as a meatspace virus.

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  38. Whats WITH this? by Mage+Powers · · Score: 1

    I've known this for years, it comes from reading other peoples writing on slashdot and at scohol, sometimes even if thye dont remember what they're talking abotu when writing it can still make snese. Humans have built in error correction

  39. Yesterday's News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been all over slashdot over the last few days. I can't believe they made this crap into an article, but have not mentioned the free state project once...

  40. Cool by retro128 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And to think I was about to apologize for my last typo-ridden post.

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  41. Error in post by initnull · · Score: 0

    Actually, the "English university" is Concordia.

  42. i wodenr.... by huey83 · · Score: 0

    ...wehn amazon.com is giong to petant taht

  43. I'm I the only one who's curious if... by WndrBr3d · · Score: 2

    if raeding tihs txet would voilate the DMCA ;-)

    1. Re:I'm I the only one who's curious if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup, you are

  44. Only part of the answer.... by Mattcelt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Understanding a language is only 50% comprehension. The other 50% is being able to predict what will come next based on previous experience. This is especially important in spoken language, because the brain simply does not have the power to parse each word separately in real time.

    So while it is possible to understand words that are not spelled correctly, it can still take a while to understand if the nxet few wdors are not qieut waht you epcext. It is aslo mcuh lses pbatldicree wehn you use lgenor wdros.

    I hpoe tihs was an imuilntinag eplamxe!

    Mclettat

    1. Re:Only part of the answer.... by MMaestro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True. I've tried this before when I was younger with my parents, who did not learn English as their first language (their first language was Chinese) and they were unable to read the scrambled words. I doubt anyone who learned English as a second language would be able to read the scrambled words as easily as most Slashdotters.

    2. Re:Only part of the answer.... by ZerroDefex · · Score: 1

      Yes, it when you do this to words with more than three syllables then they become quite unrecognizable. Then your only clues is the context of the message, which is very important in deciphering many of the simpler words in the first place. It also doesn't work well for words that use the same letter multiple times in a row.

    3. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      Actually, someone posted this in our office last week, and we have 5 non-english speakers (out of the 14 who work here), and all of them could read it just fine.

    4. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Talinom · · Score: 1

      So does this mean that government's e-mail tapping program Carnivore can now be defeated? Or would running rot-13 on it in addition be necessary?

      Or would using the encryption listed above be a violation of the Patriot Act?

      Also, just to trip the program:
      Bcalk Hirtpleceos
      Wcao
      Rbuy Rdgie

      P.S.
      Will someone PLEASE make paranoid moderation points a reality?

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    5. Re:Only part of the answer.... by switcha · · Score: 1
      I wonder if the 'predictability' of the text is why fluent english speakers can read the scrambled text so easily.

      I've always heard the shapes of words are a great facilitator or fluid reading, but maybe that's a fairly elementary phenomenom that gives way to the 'prediction' with experience, hence the problems ELS folks have reading the scrambled text.

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    6. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Biffer4810 · · Score: 1

      I doubt anyone who learned English as a second language would be able to read the scrambled words as easily as most Slashdotters.

      Thank you, I'm getting so tired of these damn SU-centric articles!

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    7. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Ummite · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wait a minute. What you just say is very interesting : imagine you have someone (spy) who actually try to make himself an american. If he learn very much about english, it could be very hard for anyone to proove he's not what he is telling. BUT : with some scrambled sentence as posted, I think we could rapidly find out who is native american (or at least, english as first language), or who actually learned english. My first language is french and I will assure you that I read pretty well english, but I was descrambling very slowly all the posts. And, it can probably work also for regional expression, to know if someone actually lived somewhere or not. What do you think?

    8. Re:Only part of the answer.... by jokkebk · · Score: 1

      It is also interesting that if you suddenly say something really unexpected, the other person will most certainly not "hear" what you just say, probably because the brain was not expecting the thing.

      So next time when doing smalltalk, add a line about red tunafish being too small and then continue normally, and see if the other person catches it. Either it will work or you get some really strange looks :)

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    9. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Granis · · Score: 1

      Actaully, im not sure you really have to be native english to be able to read that pretty well.

      I'm native Swedish myself, and happened to stumble on this little thing translated into Swedish first. I had not problems at all reading that, but once I found the english version, I didn't find it much more difficult to read.

      I would believe it has more to do with how much english texts you have read in you past, and not how much english you have spoken, or how fluent you are in speaking.

    10. Re:Only part of the answer.... by corporate+zombie · · Score: 1

      I think this paper

      http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/ms/what/shannonday/pa pe r.html

      clears all this up nicely. In particular this entire discussion reminded me of page 7 of the PDF version.

      -CZ

    11. Re:Only part of the answer.... by dogberto · · Score: 1

      To state it more concisely, "scrambled words are legible as long as the first and last letter are in place [_AND_ they are arranged in sentence context]." For instance, "uinervtisy" by itself is just a misspelling and less recognisable as "university" than say "lsat" is recognisable as "last"; and "ltteer" by itself will be translated in the brain [of the native English speaker] as letter or litter.

      When reading a misspelled sentence, one's brain acts like a spell checker. But where the spell checkers fail [for now, at least] is where the human brain excels -- i.e., selecting the best word for the context.

      Note that this contextual recognition also works for Chinese characters for the native Chinese speaker/reader. In this case, instead of misspellings, it would be the obscuring of portions of the characters (i.e., blocked by a tree, smudged ink, etc.).

    12. Re:Only part of the answer.... by zibadun · · Score: 1

      I'm non-native english speaker (seven years in the U.S., 28 yo) and I could read most of scrabled text just fine, although not as fast as regular text. Longer words (e.g. imuilntinag) or out of context sentences are definitely takes more effort to descramble. Try this: There memebrs of a srbbuuan Vigirnia guorp that fdeearl pooructsers say was tanriing to wgae Ilasimc war abraod, naotlby in Iinda, hvae pelaedd guitly to woeapns chrgaes.

    13. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as a chinese speaker, I don't find the words hard to read. The article was posted to a very large chinese forum frequent by oversea chinese students. None of them has any problem. Many consider the article funny.

    14. Re:Only part of the answer.... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      english is my second lang for last 20years, but I can still read it damn well. though I cant read very well my original language

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    15. Re:Only part of the answer.... by MMaestro · · Score: 1

      You said that you found and read the translated Swedish first, however when you think about it that messed up the experiment by doing that. If you were to read a scrambled message in Swedish, you pick it in a snap since Swedish is your first language. After you read the Swedish version, all your brain had to do was assume the scrambled English words based on what you read in Swedish. If you wrote the same message in English and then Swedish (or vice versa), it'd be easy to assume what the scrambled words ment in the foreign language.

    16. Re:Only part of the answer.... by compwizrd · · Score: 1

      I'm very hearing impaired, and VERY heavily rely on knowing what someone is going to say.

      Your tunafish line would completely screw me up, to the point that even when you resumed normal speaking, I'd still be processing the tunafish line for awhile, and then get lost because I wasn't paying attention to the proper talk after.

    17. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Granis · · Score: 1

      That would be true, if I had been reading the Swedish version just before I read the english one.

      Now, there were a few days in between, and by then I only remembered the context of the Swedish text, and not the particular words used. Also, the text it not translated exactly word for word, and the order of words differ too. So in the end I don't believe this affected my abilites to read the english text very much at all.

      Also, I don't find much difference in reading the user made up scrambled texts made on this thread, compared to the one in Swedish that were made on the first thread where i read the Swedish version.

      However, I do believe that the avarage slashdotter may have an easier time reading these kinds of texts than I do, but I think that is just becuase they have read much more english texts then I have done in my life.

    18. Re:Only part of the answer.... by omega_cubed · · Score: 1
      Not true. I parsed it perfectly at first sight, (except for the "cheerio" bit) at speeds equal to my normal reading. I believe experience is the key. Even though English is my second/third language, it is still one I've been in contact with for 10 years or so. I am more inclined to suggest an alternate solution proposed above, regarding whether someone is fluent both in reading and speaking. It is possible that your parents did not have extensive experience reading English text.

      To bring the whole discussion into perspective, I also suggest another test I tried when I was younger with Chinese. It being my native language, and I started reading around the age of 4, I realized that by 4th grade, I stopped deciphering words on paper one by one. I read them in whole sentences/lines. I.e. I visually take in the contents of a entire block of text between punctuation marks and parse them all at the same time. What's more is that there are a rather large number of words that I could recognize on paper but that I could not write myself. See, after a certain point, my brain is trained that it only perceive the general shape of a character, a sort of fuzzy matching that allows it to translate the words into ideas, and this fuzzy logic prevented me from truly grasping the details in the making of the characters, and hence my difficulty in writing. Furthermore, Chinese is still a fairly redundant language. So 9 times out of 10 I can probably guess what an entire paragraph of 100 words is about by randomly polling around 20 of the words. That ability to "fill in the blank" is what allowed me to read in blocks.

      Now to bring this back into the discussion, I think one clue that was neglected is the natural flow of English. I mean, if I just have a jumble of 20 random words each passed through the scrambling filter, I'd bet many people would have difficult times reading them. Try
      mhmettaacis sanpk gdaratue bguoh sliiocn
      I think the fact that there are very many none-scramblable words (
      (In case you are wondering, the five words are Mathematics Spank Graduate Bough and Silicon)

      W
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    19. Re:Only part of the answer.... by MatthewB79 · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that English and American intelligence officers used (verbal) techniques similar to this to identify spies during World War 2.

    20. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Dr.Phreak · · Score: 1

      As a Ciehse, Esglnih is jsut my snceod lguaagne, I hvae no pelbrom rdianeg the wolhe psot nraley as qciluky as I raed ctrolcery slepl wdros uintl the lsat wrod, ciehero. I can say taht yuor cmnoemt is not ture at all. Your pentars semes to hvae pbrelom eevn rnadieng certolrcy slepled Eigslnh!

    21. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English is my second language, but i can quite fluently read it (listening is another thing), but im used to bad spellings and l33t h4>dfnietily mkae pbrloems

    22. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Svante.1 · · Score: 0

      As my second of three languages - I did understand it.

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    23. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Euro · · Score: 1
      I doubt anyone who learned English as a second language would be able to read the scrambled words as easily as most Slashdotters.

      I have to disagree. My first language is Finnish, but I had no trouble in reading the posted text. Only some words (mostly long (8+ letters) like iprmoetnt) had to be read twice, but they too got "error-corrected" just fine, no deciphering needed.

      Addendum: when previewing this, I actually realized that there was a typo in "iprmoetnt" in the original!
    24. Re:Only part of the answer.... by Miqel · · Score: 1

      Such a test is called a shibboleth http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=shibbolet h

    25. Re:Only part of the answer.... by sc0rpi0n · · Score: 1

      Not true, als it takes is having read a lot of foreign books and documentation. My first language is Dutch, my second in speach is Polish. My second in reading and writing is English and I can read the scrambled words as well as any native English speaking person.

  45. Excuse? by theolein · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if the origins of this trend aren't in the terrible spelling and bad grammar that many internet age children employ, having gone through a school system that accepts MS Word's spelling correction as normal?

  46. Carnivore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the CIA/NSA crew take this into account when they run text through carnivore...

  47. but try reading one word at a time by redenopolis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the mistake is in saying that the unscrambling is
    done at the word level. jump you eyes randomly into
    the text and try to read just one word in isolation.
    as someone on cogling@ucsd pointed out, there are
    also a bunch of non-scrambled key words that help
    your brain figure out what the in-betweens should
    be. anyhow, point being that it's not a feature
    of word recognition that you can read it, but rather
    a feature of higher-level reconstruction.

    mt

    1. Re:but try reading one word at a time by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 1

      if we do higher level reconstruction it means that language as it's written nowadays contains a lot of redundant non-essential information and that it should be feasible to come up with a new, more efficient way of writing that doesn't contain them.

      On a related note, I always wonder if somebody has ever taken the time to calculate a metric of 'meaningfulness-per-character' for different world languages and alphabets...

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    2. Re:but try reading one word at a time by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 1

      'meaningfulness-per-character'

      I vaguely remember from a Royal Institute Christmas Lecture that Welsh is the most compressed of all Latin-based written languages.

      English contains a lot of redundancy (we cn mk owrslvs undrstud prfctly wel bi mssng owt mst vwls and mkng th splng a lttl mor phonetc, fr exmpl), as well as (even worse in a way) letter-groups which are spelled the same but sound different -- 'slough' / 'rough' / 'through'.

  48. larger effect by Dan9999 · · Score: 1
    I wonder what the effects of training would have to bring people to a level where entire sentences are read the same way.

    Also, what effect will this theory have on ai programs that need a trim on their amount of execution.

    Is it possible that face (or whatever) recognition algorythms could benefit from this?

    Could this be the beginning of lossy compression for text?

    Does the law allow me to change my name for the sole purpose of being able to experiment with it in this way? btw, my name is Dan.

  49. LOL by Snaller · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That's great, you can actually read it :)

    (No, moderator, don't waste a point on modding this redundant, do your job and find something interesting to mod UP instead)

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    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  50. The oldest story to ever hit slashdot. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wow! What an incredible revela... wait. That's not interesting at all.

    Seriously. Raise your hand if you had no idea that the human brain could intuitively make corrections to faulty input.

    Ok, anyone raising their hand is a moron.

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    1. Re:The oldest story to ever hit slashdot. by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      There is no 'intuition' involved. Its pattern recognition.

      Its how your brain is able to see only part of something hidden behind another object, and determine what the hidden object is based on prior experience with said object - a particularly useful survival tool - if the object is a bear, for example, hidden behind a tree.

      Now, if you had no experience or understanding of bears, then you could hardly be called a moron if you didn't recogize the foot of a bear sticking out from behind the tree, and consequently became, for want of a better word, dinner.

      Similarly, someone without experience with cognitive science could hardly be called a moron for not recognizing the pattern matching capabilities of the human brain.

      Everyone is a moron at something; spend enough time with someone, and you will find out what that is.

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      Lodragan Draoidh
      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
  51. The bset prat by kuwan · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best part of the pearl script is the copyright notice:

    # Coyprgiht (C) 2003 Jamie Zawinski
    #
    # Premssioin to use, cpoy, mdoify, drusbiitte, and slel this stafowre and its
    # docneimuatton for any prsopue is hrbeey ganrted wuihott fee, prveodid taht
    # the avobe cprgyioht noicte appaer in all coipes and that both taht
    # cohgrypit noitce and tihs premssioin noitce aeppar in suppriotng
    # dcoumetioantn. No rpeersneatiotns are made about the siuatbliity of tihs
    # srofawte for any puorpse. It is provedid "as is" wiuotht exerpss or
    # ilmpied waanrrty.

    1. Re:The bset prat by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      It's Prel you tolrl! it doesn't wrok if you cna't selpl it rhgit to bgein whit!

      How long till this gets REALLY old? Oh wait.... too late.. it was old with frist psot...

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    2. Re:The bset prat by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh oh, Jamie Zawinski has shown an interest in something. We have very little time before it is integrated into the standard xscreensaver loadout.

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    3. Re:The bset prat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      # Coyprgiht (C) 2003 Jamie Zawinski
      #
      # Premssioin to use, cpoy, mdoify, drusbiitte, and slel this stafowre and its
      # docneimuatton for any prsopue is hrbeey ganrted wuihott fee,


      He didn't scramble the word "fee" very well...

    4. Re:The bset prat by bukowski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the worst part is the script doesn't work! At least not on my version of perl. Check out my input/output:
      hello
      hlloe
      First letter AND last letter in the same place!
      Ftris lrttee ADN lats leettr in teh smea pc!eal

      What happened here? The guy didn't throw away the white spaces correctly! My patch is to add another $Z=pop @w.

    5. Re:The bset prat by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > It's Prel you tolrl! it doesn't wrok if you cna't selpl it rhgit to bgein whit!

      Prel? Surely you mean Pr3l. You know, like pr0n, but more fun.

    6. Re:The bset prat by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      Surely you mean Pr3l. You know, like pr0n, but more fun.

      Only if you're a masochist...

    7. Re:The bset prat by piranha(jpl) · · Score: 2, Funny
      The variable and subroutine names are also sreamblcd.
      my $porgnmae = $0; $porgnmae =~ s@.*/@@g;
      my $vresoin = q{ $Revision: 2.1 $ }; $vresoin =~ s/^[^0-9]+([0-9.]+).*$/$1/;
      ...
      sub scrmable {
      ...
      sub usgae {
      ...
      sub mian {
      ...
    8. Re:The bset prat by pimpybra · · Score: 1

      Not like the fkcunig cdoe is all that god damn hard to srtat off wtih.

    9. Re:The bset prat by sparty · · Score: 1

      OK, soembdoy nedes to use tihs in viotlaoin of the licnese so taht he can sue--I raelly wnat to see how (if) tihs hldos up in corut.

    10. Re:The bset prat by MCZapf · · Score: 1
      Why do I iainmge Eemlr Fdud reidnag taht paaagprrh?

      (This is fun!)

    11. Re:The bset prat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he means like a pr3l necklace or something...

    12. Re:The bset prat by Poeir · · Score: 2, Funny

      He swapped the "e"s.

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    13. Re:The bset prat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the e's can't be swapped

    14. Re:The bset prat by Mark+Wilkinson · · Score: 1

      Or it is extended to read mail.

    15. Re:The bset prat by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps generate nearly unfilterable spam?

      Actually, a lot of spam seems to use that technique a bit.

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    16. Re:The bset prat by pragma_x · · Score: 1

      IANAL: Doesn't the incorrect spelling of the statement of use here render it void?

  52. Think about this for a moment by slycer9 · · Score: 1

    Many people reading this right now are coders.
    We're all being told that spelling isn't important.

    WE'RE ALL BEING GROOMED TO CODE FOR MICROSOFT!!!

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    1. Re:Think about this for a moment by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Right, 'cause all the bad spellers on /. are Microsoft junkies.

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    2. Re:Think about this for a moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, 'cause all the bad spellers on /. are Microsoft junkies.

      No, they're American.

    3. Re:Think about this for a moment by slycer9 · · Score: 1

      They're not southern???

      woah.

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  53. Just english? and for all words? by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Can this assumptions be false for other kind of languages or a priori is universal? At least in spanish after a few tries looked to me less clear than in english.

    Also... what happen when the scrambled word is another valid word? Or a misspelled valid words?

    1. Re:Just english? and for all words? by TLouden · · Score: 1

      It's what you're expecting to follow previous words so other words/scrambled words aren't going to be a big problem and it should work in most if not all languages if it's your first language. Some languages may be writen differently and so they wouldn't quite work.

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      -Tim Louden
    2. Re:Just english? and for all words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can this assumptions be false for other kind of languages or a priori is universal?

      Depends on the structure of the language. If it is pictogram based, like Chinese, Korean, or Japanese, I definately think it won't work. Maybe this trick only works with languages that use letter for the language, instead of pictures.

    3. Re:Just english? and for all words? by inerte · · Score: 1

      It is valid in Portuguese, pr_BR. I just got an(other) email with it...

    4. Re:Just english? and for all words? by PMuse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also... what happen when the scrambled word is another valid word?

      This sounds like a good way to confuse the ole word detector. Four variants spring to mind for an original word of n letters. In all variants, hold the first and last character constant and mix the interior letters. First, can a new n-letter word be formed. Second, can a new (n-1)-letter word be formed including the original first letter, but excluding the original last letter. Third, can a new (n-1)-letter word be formed including the original last letter, but excluding the original first letter. Fourth, can a new (n-2)-letter word be formed excluding both the original first and last letters. I suppose that if n is large (e.g. >= ~7), the pattern could be continued or multiple new valid words might be formed from the n letters.

      The resulting false clues should tend to mislead the reader.

      Another way to fool the old noggin would be to start with a misspelled original.

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    5. Re:Just english? and for all words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that how well this would work in other languages would depend on the grammar of the language. English grammar is mostly conveyed by word order, and much less by inflection (that is, suffixes). Whereas languages such as Romance languages convey the bulk of their grammar through their inflections. Which means that the set of possible last letters is probably smaller in highly inflected languages, and therefore gives you less information about the actual word.

      (In theory you probably get more word order clues in English as well, since highly inflected languages don't have as rigid a word order, but in real life word order doesn't tend to vary nearly as much, even in highly inflected languages, as it theoretically could. So that's probably a wash.)

      Not to say that you couldn't do this in a language like Spanish or French and have it be understood; you probably can. I would just expect that it would be a little harder.

      And they said a Linguistics degree would be useless...oh yeah, it was.

    6. Re:Just english? and for all words? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I don't understand what the big deal is!? Back in Russia (Soviet Russia that is) I had a psychology book that was at least 30 years old (in Russian) where it was shown that not only the middle letters of words are not important for understanding, but also you can read text where only top part of the letters are printed or only bottom part of the letters. Try it, take a book and a sheet of paper and cover a sentence in the book with the sheet of paper so that only the top half of the letters are showing. What about the bottom part? I believe in the book they have shown that the bottom parts of the letters were harder to read (or was it top part, I don't remember any more :) But it was in Russian.

    7. Re:Just english? and for all words? by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia...

      Oh that's just not going to be funny...

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    8. Re:Just english? and for all words? by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I scrambled a piece of German text from wikipedia, and I could understand it ok, despite not speaking German natively.

      Oddly, I had the hardest time with the ENGLISH words that were in the German text... I could have sworn I spoke Englisch better.

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      I am unamerican, and proud of it!
    9. Re:Just english? and for all words? by basic70 · · Score: 1
      For swedish it works fine, especially if the first and last two characters are kept instead of just one.

      What's more cool though, is that it also works for swedish sign language, when signing names and such.

    10. Re:Just english? and for all words? by Maavin · · Score: 1

      Funny...

      My native language is german, but a scrambled text in english is much more readable to me than a german text.

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    11. Re:Just english? and for all words? by fatdave · · Score: 1

      Works fine for all languages..

      I was learning Norwegian and found that it was easier to be understood if I mumbled than if I spoke clearly. We listen and read in context so skip the odd word here or there. Why do you think it is so hard to proof read typos out of a piece of text in your native tongue? ..d

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    12. Re:Just english? and for all words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried it with Finnish and the results are incomprehsible (I'm Finnish, btw). I guess the reason why it works with English is that the words are on average short compared with Finnish. The longer the words the harder the scrmabled words become to unscrmable.

    13. Re:Just english? and for all words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried the scrambling in Finnish, and it looks very readable to me.

      And I'm also wondering if this method could be used to learn other languages better or faster. Like some kind of method only concentrating on the ends and beginnings of words. Would be neat :)

  54. AOHell by krammit · · Score: 1

    Reading that description reminded me why I don't use AOL IMer anymore.

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  55. ceehiro, indeed by kisrael · · Score: 1

    Funny...I read the whole thing without problem, except for "ceehiro"--probably because my linguistics tend to be sound based and I think of "ch" as one thing.

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  56. So.... by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    Am I epxceted to udensrtnad tihs?

  57. That explains... by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

    all the 'frist psot' posts here.

  58. Deson't quite work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for erunmoos wdros like asssseehdbnnnaaamrtttliiiiim or prrnnnnmmaatoooooooooiiiiiilllsssvuueccccccps though.

  59. Not entirely accurate by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The "consonant pairs" seem to always be still paired in these words.

    If I type

    sllpenig it's clear I'm typing "spelling"

    but, if I type

    slpenlig it's not so clear anymore.

    What about: according

    Aoccdrnig (as in the article) is ok but...
    aocdrncig is not nearly as clear

    There's a limit to how far your brain can stretch it. Some consonant pairs your brain DOES intepret much like a single letter, because it's an irregularity in english.

    Words that use such consonant pairs and triplets like "tch" are much harder to distinguish when those pairs and triplets (which really sound like a single letter) are split.

    Stewey

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    1. Re:Not entirely accurate by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had no idea what 'ceehiro' meant in the story. If it had been 'chireeo' or 'chereio' it would have been far more recognizable, even if I only recognize it as a misplaced breakfast food.

      No doubt Yahoo will be using this for account creation soon...

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    2. Re:Not entirely accurate by layingMantis · · Score: 1

      interesting post, but i'd just add that the "big picture", ie. *context, also is at work here. Looking at a scrambled word by itself can be hard to decipher, but within a sentence, your brain is anticipating what it *should be according to the context it's in.

      --mantis

  60. This is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While this bodes well for CmdrTaco, there is still two letters per word he could mess up.

  61. Long words excluded by Oarsman · · Score: 1

    I tried a script posted and put in some long words. The word "typographically" was almost impossible to decipher, and I even remembered the sentence I typed in. For short words, this article makes sense, but I doubt it can be upheld with longer and longer words. Could make for an interesting paper or science project.

  62. Jumble Authors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a feeling that the folks that do the jumble puzzles for the newspapers have known this one for a long time.

  63. Hah! by pb · · Score: 1

    I call prior art; CmdrTaco has been doing this for years!

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  64. Maybe you should consider how we teach... by Jenolen · · Score: 0

    Not that I'm saying we need education reform or anything... *Cough* *Cough*... But maybe if you taught reading by phonix instead of sight reading people would be more litterate and better spellers...

    Huct en fonics rilly werkd fur me!

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  65. In case of /.ing... by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 1

    The server seems to already be running slow... Anyway, here is the text of the blog at http://www.bisso.com/ujg_archives/000224.html . (this was the first blog linket to in the article)

    c-n y-- r--d th-s?

    Languagehat has an entry concerning the decipherability of English texts made up of words that have had their letters scrambled (except for the first and last). [via Avva in Russian] I had written something about this phenomenon back in March with a different scrambled text. (I am always amazed how these unattributed texts can spread like folklore across the Web.) It was hard at the time to find a source for the quoted text, but I think I've traced it back to some work that Kourosh Saberi at UC Irvine and David R. Perrott at Cal State Los Angeles have done, mentioned here in an article by D. W. Massaro at UC Santa Cruz. I sent some email to Professor Saberi, but hadn't heard back from him. They wrote up their results in the 29 April 1999 issue of Nature, but I've been unable to find it online. Here's a press release for that article; see also this editorial in Nature Science Update.

    [Addendum 09/15/03: The jumbled letters meme continues to spread. In good folkloric fashion, I've seen two variants: the first with "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy" and the second with "Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy". Here's another reference to the Saberi and Perrott article on the ABCNEWS dot com site.]

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  66. No RIAA or SCO, or software patents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck, I don't know what opinion to form on this. Is Slashdot groupthink agreeing that it's good or bad? Stories like these make my brain explode.

  67. Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First time I read the headline, I saw: 'Can you raed this'
    I just read it and realized it is actually 'Can you raed tihs'.

  68. What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by momerath2003 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can't believe it! I was assuming that someone, someone out there (especially the first poster) would do it!

    Come on, you slacker trolls!

    (ethighy-ftifh psot!)

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    1. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Frist Psot" was rejected by the Lameness Filter, which was specially audjestd for this story. Note that the Slashdot spell-uncheck program was also adjusted to aollw the correct spellings of the non-scrambled wdors in the story to be let thourgh.

      (tihs siht is too mcuh fun! sotp me!)

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    2. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Dirtside · · Score: 4, Funny
      What?!? No "Frist Psot"?
      Given the nature of the story, I'd expect the trolls to end up posting a properly spelled "First Post" message. :)
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    3. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      We were all too busy looking at pron.

    4. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's see if I can get this over with in one fell swoop:

      all your bsae are boleng to us
      In Seviot Rsuisa Words Srcmable You
      Imangie a sbcramled bwelouf ctsuler
      Tihs mhigt be big eunogh to hold all my mp3's if I smalrcebd tehm (remmeber that one?)
      cehck out this lnik.

      Did I miss any?

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    5. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by optikSmoke · · Score: 4, Funny

      You only missed one obvious one (to me): i gesus it deonst mtaetr taht sashlodt eidorts cnat selpl !

    6. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by RumpRoast · · Score: 1

      You missed-

      SCO/LUNIX is on TEH SPOKE!

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    7. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
      I, for one, wcelmoe our new dyselxic oervlrdos!

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    8. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      sohtmnieg wtih sramcbeld gtirs and smoe satr wras atercss
      hnit: Ntaaeli Prmtoan

    9. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      1. You msiesd the ovboius one.
      2. ???
      3. Porift!

    10. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by hkfczrqj · · Score: 1

      you miessd tihs, you isnetiivse cold!

    11. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Lxy · · Score: 1

      I've been around here way too long. No one even remembers

      I'ev proued hto gtris dwon ym ptans. Tnahk Yuo.

      Sad, really.....

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    12. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      Or "Nalaite Poratmn, pertified," for that matter

    13. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just waiting for the dpue.

    14. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by luisdom · · Score: 1

      How the hell can you get an overdose of dyslexia?
      Maybe I could ask slashdot editors :P

    15. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      You missed "Natlaie Protman's hot Grtis"

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    16. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ntalaie Promatn is a pupolar traegt for the afefoticns of mnay Saldshot tlrlos. Wehn rferierng to her, tehy feurqently porefss tehir ednlses lvoe for a stuate of the petrified actress, preferably covered in hot grits. Naked and Petrified is now such an infamous troll that it virtually epitomises Slashdot trolling, and is often referred to and parodied in Slashdot comments. Other incarnations of the troll suggest that Natalie Portman pours hot grits into their underwear.

      source: wikipedia

    17. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I've blocked out The Phantom Menace as a defence mechanism. ;)

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    18. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She doesn't need to be pertified. She's pert enough already.

    19. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quit, you win.

    20. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by Bikku · · Score: 1

      Btu I'm dsexyilc, you issveniitne cold!

    21. Re:What?!? No "Frist Psot"? by 575 · · Score: 1

      Juxtaposition
      Except the end characters
      Memes flow like water

  69. ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by vevva · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eht sbviouo txperimene ot monfirc eht yheort si ot ees thaw sappenh nhew uoy ecrambls ynlo eht tirsf dna tasl setterl dna eeavl eht eiddlm setterl eht eams. Eompletc Kobbledegoog.

    1. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

      Eht sbviouo txperimene ot monfirc eht yheort si ot ees thaw sappenh nhew uoy ecrambls ynlo eht tirsf dna tasl setterl dna eeavl eht eiddlm setterl eht eams. Eompletc Kobbledegoog.

      I ton'd wnok, ti eadm eenss ot em.

    2. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Eompletc Kobbledegoog.

      Actually, this post was more readable for me than the article or many other posts in this discussion. I was quite amazed at how switching the bookend letters made the whole word look backward, but recognizably so, as if all the letters had been reversed. And reading a word backwards (at least for me) is an even easier task than reading the scrambled middle letters (which, I'll admit was suprisingly easy).

      Jacob Fugal

    3. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by indianajones428 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny, at first I thought all the words were just backwards. When I started to read them as such, it made a lot more sense.

      An experiment like this might be better performed with single words instead of entire sentences, as the human mind excels at finding and deciphering patterns.

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    4. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Complete Googledekobb - I am going to use that word in my thesis.

    5. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by hurterer · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I thought that your post was simply written backwards until you pointed out that the middle letters were left unchanged.

    6. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found this example very intersting. It was much harder for me to read, I got about 70% of the words the first time. Which seemed almost enough to understand what was going on.

      What if the first and last letters were swapped and the middle letters randomized? Could it still be figured out? I think so, because swapping just the first and last letters seemed to just make the unchanged middle letters look random (to me). So I doubt it would hurt it they indeed where mixed up.

    7. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by nathanh · · Score: 1

      Oh my god. I read that just fine but I thought you had *reversed* the words. It wasn't until I'd finished reading it and you'd explained you only swapped the first/last letters that I noticed that.

    8. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by verbatim_verbose · · Score: 1

      This is a very interesting point. What I'm thinking happens is that you basically realize that the words should be interpreted in reverse after the first couple, and then it becomes the same task as before, just with reading backward, which by itself is another task which works similiarly to the letter-scrambling in the article.

    9. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The actual word is "gobbledygook."

    10. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1
      oddly just switching the first and last letter gives a definite impression of the entire word being backwards.

      At first it's surprising how easily it can be read, but when the first and last letter are locked, words with 3 letters or less remain the same, and 4 is only two options. That means you'll usually have enough obvious words to determine the context, which narrows down the possibilities for the other words.

    11. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by ArekRashan · · Score: 1

      This is redundant, but I fell for the 'yompletelc sackwardb' illusion as well. This appears to be a common phenomenon.

    12. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by redGiraffe · · Score: 1

      reads fine to me

    13. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by Dusabre · · Score: 1

      The weid thing is that I can read this without much effort. Ow.

    14. Re:ynlo gcramblins eht tirsf dna tasl setterl by danila · · Score: 1

      Dna tusj eikl tosm eeoplp, I olsa thought that uoy erotw eholw sordw sackwardb tirsf. Tub fi eht dorw starts dna snde hitw eht eams rettel, st'i a gib yiveawag.

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  70. Can't resist by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

    Taht atricle is teh reul

  71. BOHICA... by fuqqer · · Score: 1

    I see the newest Slashdot cliche after SCO. Gosh I hope this one doesn't stick...

    I must say it's a cool effect right up to the word ceehiro, I couldn't get that word right away.
    Can you just see the encouragement the future generations will get when they are told they don't have to order letters correctly?

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  72. that's the reason why by theCat · · Score: 1

    "frist psot", "pron" and "fsck" work so well, although I suppose the latter is something of a departure from "scramble them up".

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  73. This is Slashdot... by Osrin · · Score: 3, Funny

    people here don't read just the first and the last letters of a word... we generally don't read anything at all, we just hit reply and dive right in.

    1. Re:This is Slashdot... by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      Whatever he said, Microsoft sucks.

  74. Learn to spell. by Agent+R · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We don't need to give any legitimacy to ebonics. Either spell it right or go here.

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    1. Re:Learn to spell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is really good my man? I could write in ebonics and spell everything correctly dog! Know what I'm sayin'? I can even use punctuation and watch my mouth and sh*t too. Heads that can't spell can't spell. It don't matter if it's ebonics. Maybe you are talkin' about grammar or some sh*t. Come holler at me if you want an ebonics lesson dog. Come around my way. It's a wrap. I bet you're a racist too right? Ha ha it's funny when I think about what would happen to you dog. Mad funny. See no spelling mistakes my man. I'm out. One.

  75. Excuse me for being a skeptic... by Sodium+Attack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can anyone track down an authoritative source for this?

    Bisso got it from languagehat. Bisso also cites a Nature article that may be related; however, the Nature article clearly deals with hearing time-reversal of segments of spoken sentences, not reading mangled written words. languagehat cites Avva, who languagehat admits doesn't give a source; I can't get to the Avva entry at the moment.

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  76. I hvae ohetr isuses by Absurd+Being · · Score: 1

    I hvae acute dyxlisea. Plaese driect me to the narseet nurgloeoy cnilic.

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  77. Aiiiiiie! by koreth · · Score: 1
    The quote in this article and half the responses have damn near given me a headache! I don't know who those researchers examined, but it sure wasn't anyone who reads the same way I do. I'm ordinarily a pretty fast reader, but my reading speed is cut way, way down by misspelled words. I have to pause and unscramble them mentally. They usually pull me out of whatever train of thought I was getting from the text. A lot of the time I notice them even when I'm not particularly looking at a piece of text; they stand out like they're the wrong color. This is a great skill for proofreading, but a not so pleasant handicap just at the moment.

    So, while it's apparently true that bad spelling makes no difference to some people, nobody will complain about good spelling -- and people with all sorts of reading styles will be able to easily see what you have to say.

  78. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! by Martin+Blank · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I can't go TEN FUCKING MINUTES without this being brought up in IRC, IM, or on the various forums I attend. It's even been brought up TWICE by phone!

    GRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Re:SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! by Scorchio · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I feel your pain, brother!

      I've had at least four people email it to me over the last day or so, and it's already grating more than the "all your base.." fluff.

  79. This doesn't work at all by blunte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Two reasons your message doesn't work without great effort:

    1 - You've left out the letters, and thus our brain can't do the quick magic to "know" the words. The summary of the story worked really well, surprisingly well. But yours is hosed.

    2 - There's no real context for your sentence, so it's even that much more difficult to guess quickly.

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  80. ceehiro by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

    I had problems reading "ceehiro", but part of that is that I wasn't expecting that word--I'm not eating cereal, and I'm not British.

  81. There's a point to be made here by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This guy's got a point. It is possible to read words even if they are misspelled. It may be 'annoying', but it is a fact of life that the spelling Nazi's should learn to live with.

    There are reasons people don't spell 'properly'. It's not because they're stupid. It's not because they went to school. It's not because you're the only one on Earth who learned how to spell. Instead, there are real reasons that comments made on the web that have spelling errors.

    - Browsers don't have spell checkers when submitting forms. Even if they did, they come as an after thought, as opposed to the way MS Word works by showing you the little squiggly line. Few people want to sit there and have to click 'ok' on every word that wasn't found in the computer's limited dictionary.

    - Some people have learning disabilities. A rather talented friend of mine has a learning disability that has impaired his ability to spell. What's the point of me going all Spelling Nazi on him? What good would that do? The solution for me is to be used to it and not worry about it.

    - Most people just don't care. The important part is "can you understand me?" If I say u instead of you, so what?

    - Not everybody has english as a primary language. It's ridiculous to expect that everybody getting on the web is a college graduate who majored in grammar. It's doubly so when people are in the process of learning English and are participating in web conversation in order to grow. Slashdot, with its international audience, should particularly sensitive to this point.

    I originally started writing this post in order to say the author has a point, but I think it turned more into a "be more tolerant" preach. Well, sorry. I do hope, though, somebody reads this and relaxes a little. Successful understanding is the most important aspect of communication, not how closely it follows protocol.

    1. Re:There's a point to be made here by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Parent post is overrated?

      In AnonV's defense, he did point out some interesting considerations when reading a badly spelt post.

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    2. Re:There's a point to be made here by mph · · Score: 1
      Your points are well-taken, especially regarding those with learning disabilities, or non-native speakers. It is, of course, in poor taste to be unreasonably critical of such people. However...
      - Most people just don't care. The important part is "can you understand me?" If I say u instead of you, so what?
      These people deserve all the criticism that they get. Yes, I can understand you, but it takes longer and interferes with my natural approach to reading. I grew up reading a lot (almost constantly). This was before the WWW, so practically everything I read was professionally published and properly proofread. I can read such material very quickly.

      I do not read by vocalizing internally (that is, by imagining a voice). Substitutions like "u" for "you" only make sense if you vocalize. I have to slow down and think about it for it to make sense. Likewise, if I come across a subject-verb disagreement, a sort of "interrupt" occurs and I automatically conclude that I've misunderstood the sentence. I go back and re-check.

      Basically, the "lazy" people you describe are saying that their time as a writer is more valuable than my time as a reader, and the time of all the other readers reading the work. This is not an attitude which we should cherish and accept.

      I also do not want to lose my semi-automatic detection of spelling and grammar errors by "learning" to tolerate them. That would result in it being harder to detect such errors in my own writing.

    3. Re:There's a point to be made here by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      Browsers don't have spell checkers when submitting forms. Even if they did, they come as an after thought, as opposed to the way MS Word works by showing you the little squiggly line

      OT, but you might be interested to know that Safari, Apple's browser for OS X, does work exactly like this. OS X contains an OS-wide dictionary, which any application can call.

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  82. But can you udnrnsead tihs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Licaawloyllpwlowgshcongitfoblogealylnliyrrdnrrngog lgwygylh

  83. Spelunking Airs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    hvae a few mroe snpellig eorers tehn uusal?
    If so, how'd Jew knowed us, anyways?

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  84. GO DEICTLRY TO JIAL by DerKlempner · · Score: 1

    By radineg tihs txet, yr'oue viilatnog the DMCA. Palese go dreitlcy to yuor nraeset law erfceonnemt ctener and trun yesurolf in to the poprer arotiieuhts.

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  85. Ha! by vDave420 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Not surprising. Your brains does lots of strange things.

    Please go and feed the the cat.


    Bet ya didn't see that, did ya?

    Re-read it slowly.

    -dave-

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    1. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bet ya didn't see that, did ya?"

      Arrrghh... tell me about it, I'm proof reading my thesis and this crops up all the time. I think it's even worse because I know the text too well, and read what I want to see.

      A spell check can catch the mispellings like those in the original post, thank goodness.This one's harder (in LaTeX at least. I wonder if MS Words' grammer tool does it? Too horrific to try - all those equations in Word.).

    2. Re:Ha! by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

      The classic of that kind of thing is

      PARIS
      IN THE
      THE SPRING

      In reply to the other reply -- never depend on grammar checkers, they're horrid. They are extremely rigid on certain grammar rules, such as passive voice. That makes some kinds of writing nearly impossible, including software manuals ("When the button is pressed, the printer proceeds," is passive voice). I turn it on for brief periods, and I've learned what 'errors' to ignore and what to pay attention to.

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    3. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS Word will warn you if you make this error.

    4. Re:Ha! by Mr+Smidge · · Score: 1

      Here's another weird one.. Read the following and count how many times the letter F appears:

      "Fred Fillinger of farmborough frequently flies to the fine coast of spain and the fair island of rhodes."



      ... 10 of them. Your brain often misses the letter F in the word 'of' because it is pronounced as a V.

    5. Re:Ha! by Peyna · · Score: 1

      After pressing the button, the printer proceeds.

      That wasn't so hard now was it. The big thing about passive voice, is that while it can be used for certain purposes; most of the time it is better to have nouns doing things than having things being done to nouns. It's easier to read and understand.

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      What?
    6. Re:Ha! by bluGill · · Score: 1

      I found that to get around the problem of knowing the text too well that it helps to print it out and read it backwards. This forces you to focus on one word at a time, and brings out details that you would miss. It is important when doing this that you read words, and local meaning only, and not focus on what you are trying to say.

      Unfortunatly good writing is too much effort for a simple /. post. It will remain that way until someone pays me to do better.

    7. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right after it bloats your document to 2x the needed size.

    8. Re:Ha! by AdamHaun · · Score: 1

      "After pressing the button, the printer proceeds."

      Which is a nice try, except now it sounds like the printer is doing the pressing!

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      Visit the
    9. Re:Ha! by Peyna · · Score: 1

      After some random human being (probably YOU) presses the button, the printer proceeds.

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      What?
    10. Re:Ha! by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      I've never been one to fall for the double-the trick, actually. I catch those mistakes in print now and then, and I usually have to point them out to people more than once. ("Look at this typo!...Yeah, I know. Look again." But that's when I bother.)

      I sometimes wonder if I would be able to read faster if I could parse over such things, but I definitely prefer being able to get the jokes that result.

      --
      I found the meaning of life the other day, but I had write-only access.
    11. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I did. Now please shut the the fuck up.

  86. Small words only by sprayNwipe · · Score: 1

    This only seems to work for small words - can you tell me what airoapmpitoxn, pirtaaranlinem, and coahtrbrdaeys are at a glance?

    It also helps that it isn't just random letters, but appears to be pairs of letters as well.

    Still, I wait excitedly for the Slashdot article "Check this out! It's a poll that tells you what your favourite colour would be if you were an 18th century russian author!"

  87. I don't know about you... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...but I'm having trouble reading anything with words longer than a few syllables. Here's a sample of real text scrambled.

    SAN FICCANSRO, Ciionflara (CNN) -- A fdraeel appales cuort Mdanoy orreedd Coliinrafa olffiiacs to hlat prrtepinoaas for the Oecotbr 7 gnboeutaairrl raecll eotleicn, cniitg ccronnes about a "heurrid, cnntttlliiusaooy iinrfm" psercos.

    Sccellapiify, a tehre-judge pnael of the 9th Cuciirt Cuort of Aelppas siad the satte ndeeed to updgare its vontig eiupnmeqt fsirt.

    "The ieerhnnt dteecfs in the styesm are such taht aeamxrlppitoy 40,000 vtoers who treval to the polls and csat their bollat will not have thier vtoe cutoend at all," the cuort relud, ciintg vitnog mnicahes that the sacrrteey of sttae's ocffie has daleercd uifnt.

    Verots had been shucdleed to go to the polls Obtocer 7 to ddicee wthheer to rvomee Coiilanrfa Gov. Gary Davis, a Domeract.

    The battle may haed nxet to the U.S. Surpeme Cruot as an aeottnry for the man who ianettiid the relacl eorfft siad his clenit wuold file an aeppal to the ntioan's top court. The lewor court syeatd its oerdr for sveen dyas to aollw aealpps.

    If Mdnaoy's rilnug stands, the raclel vtoe cuold be meovd to Mrcah 2004, wehn it wuold sarhe scpae on the ballot wtih Cfiinloara's prantdiieesl prrimay.

    Diavs, who Modnay snpet a scneod day caagpnnmiig with frmoer Peerisndt Cltnoin, siad he was "paeeprrd to cncduot tihs eicleton whnveeer the cruots tlel me the etoliecn is gniog to ouccr."

    Divas had phseud for the rclael vtoe to take plcae in Mrach, when the satte's paiisteednrl pmiarry was exeeptcd to draw a hihegr Dimoatrcec tuunrot.

    "It seems to me that the more ppoele thnik abuot the raclel, the more that decide to oppsoe it," he said.

    ACLU obicejtnos
    The riunlg foollws a haeirng last week at wichh the Aecramin Cviil Lteeriibs Union aergud that eiloectn oiiafflcs suhlod hvae more time to rapcele attuieqand vitong mechnias in srveeal Clfoniiara citonues.

    The ACLU siad the pnuch-card stesym could dnnssiiarcehfe vtroes in six cutneois, iunncidlg Los Ageenls, the sttae's lseargt. Tshoe six ctinoues ildncue 44 peenrct of satte vteros and hvae hvaey cinnnooeattrcs of mrotniiy vetros.

    A leowr corut lsat mnoth had rtjeeecd the reeuqst, but the alaepps court dgsiraeed.

    "In sum, in ainessssg the pbiluc itsreent, the baacnle fllas hevialy in fvoar of poopsitnng the eoelictn for a few mnohts," the crout cucldoend, cniitg the U.S. Spurmee Corut's Bush v. Groe dosceiin taht seelttd the 2000 piisdeentarl eceitoln.

    "The chcioe bteeewn honildg a herruid, cooutttllsiinnay iinrfm elicoetn and one held a sorht tmie later taht assuers vroets that the 'rniaumdtery rturieeeqnms of euaql teentarmt and fudteaannml fnresais are ssaeftiid' is claer."

    Mark Reoabusnm, a laywer for the ALCU, cllead the dseociin "a mcatsieerpe."

    "To thsoe who say tihs will uspet tginhs, I souppse one asewnr is in fact this is gonig to gvie the vrtoes of Cariioflna mroe tmie to cnoesdir the issues and the caaechrtr and the snausbcte of the ceaatnidds," Raobnusem siad.

    The 9th Ccruiit has a reupattoin as bneig one of the msot lbieral aapplltee cotrus in the faeedrl jdcrauiiy, and its dsniiceos are otfen rreeesvd by the Semurpe Cruot.

    Aaeppl veowd
    An aeottrny for Ted Costa, who inatteiid the recall erffot, said he will file an aeppal whiitn two days to the U.S. Spumere Cuort.

    Cotsa wlil baypss the srdtaand frdeeal alppaes pcreoss and go sgithrat to the ntiaon's hiegsht court, his antteory Cuhck Dniaomd siad.

    Costa is haed of a Sremtncaao-bsaed asvtciit guorp caelld Ppeloe's Atvaocde. The rlcael effrot was llgeray ballonkerd by Dalerrl Issa, a GOP cssmrngeoan and mnoiiillrae bssseaimnun.

    Aoctr Alonrd Scanweeehrzggr -- the leinadg Rlaecbpiun cddtaanie to raecple Divas suhold the recall sccueed -- said he wolud cinntuoe his cpmiaagn for goonevrr and cllead on Staeecrry of Satte Kievn Seehlly to appael the diieocsn iialeedtmmy.

    "Htiisrollacy,...

    Is that easy to read? I guess it's easier than I might have guessed but it;s still hard going.

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    Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    1. Re:I don't know about you... by ArekRashan · · Score: 1

      I don't think that it's directly tied to word length. "relud" threw me, where "dnnssiiarcehfe" did not. "cnntttlliiusaooy" was pretty hard, though. And the words are really hard to understand out of context. This is child's play compared to reading the horrid cursive scrawls of lazy handwriters.

    2. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      It's even worse if you just randomly replace letters.

      WJC XYIBBDEEZ, Edrvzfnmik (MCF) -- M hrhkwlr egsseaa xijxi Ercypq risyumg Jpfyxkkrpz fkbpqrhib zp sybd bqkdrvkjlnhj hai mae Fvfwgwu 7 criyhpvkijhlx vlszos ipiiiesu, ifjzyg syzjsokc ydyzk a "magdrcq, rluorcvcpczscrcc aklepl" odwwwne.

      Gddfhvznxjin, g apsok-bnjpz ywxjb vy way 9xx Siyqfqq Mzwav pe Iadcvqx pzev aln ufzqg tuczec gu dyhtpdt cai tziops qioejhfhy cfwtq.

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      Feuedp zge nllx zmaygqyso kj os bf tmq bwpsx Cwsfwyv 7 op wexxxu hzrrxce xo hcfjvp Eihiyxihvo Nrw. Zklu Vlbtg, z Ryjpkxvg.

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      No Mtvilt'n pyrjrc ilqoea, jnf slfpqw ovkg ppplw kb nznwk is Tmjdg 2004, ijnv dw urubq dejag edkwm nb jwk rzliil pzov Bydbovxsrw'd lteoqacabouz gajthza.

      Hjigl, idu Isbjth yfhfp e eagplk zwi gptqalalkem mqxq geqpku Fozrbidtu Btijiew, loar na any "nartebel qh lhhdpuw nsrc fxiqkvwa dcmalhgk ngy xgbfvh gxlc yu sed obxpkgxf xw fxoqt dt pfslx."

      Vphwc whv sghsye qja jwv zqxjyh rnod nw tkca cemac id Wgmdr, ibsa qyy vfwpw'u rwjfelwzruci ydbjdmq ubk jshyitwb ej wapo m uvdcao Mfzeqjjjfg raseqwz.

      "Fo sbjhk ra tl hrro vll zhmn gowrmf lprgw ykwks zmi ylticd, bmk zyic gusc lbltym zd rfchoc vf," tx ptsm.

      BLVJ opkkiqtixg
      Oaw imhvog cwogszj u fjrxmhr xoxt biwb xf dskgs sdk Vwdlkxkg Wxhxe Bquytbpno Qoqwf pvongp wgps uhtmtijq jdlbvcpal xplkxn zkqr pjwb owvd sp iynpumi qknbpauskq gawxon nrkefedf dt csuzhqz Nxittsvfzu kedlwbzd.

      Nip YKVV mnua quk vifii-mdwe dxqkni ddqov emtckoyzcpurxx zvvktu sf cvk dyvmqmja, fjejajiha Icw Rbcgwol, rcb qtmod'b mokklaa. Ebrjf krs yclxypzz rebyrxc 44 vbclzsg fq cggby tinvfm tav rylj hmuei sdilketmipryhu pf idzeyvdk wzlpfe.

      Q iwkph ynuzv ddlt rbeyu lyr nargmkju neh dfkmlek, fcj aup dgvupqo onjnb stepnehno.

      "Hm zpm, es wcnnnkrrn xtg jidmca vxlamfku, mei zjnwyom smxig nadjknb ng dovxr cu utztwmhwnz ejq vdrsepis byq p asr dzelrt," zrc udcxn rleuegkqy, qnieus gij N.N. Gjezwzp Kquqy'f Mxyx n. Abhy chjrtppa lgqe ueptfyr rby 2000 wtnazqxoukqg nopvwgza.

      "Kaa pcluig rhgqnfw opbuuor z xecxwrv, hyleqfvwzvidbgge rfcqfu ninbckum vxo vzu ccnu v sjmri ooou qhcsh klqc izjkdko hbnkxr eroc pmi 'ccfiljlxwji ppijoxxshirl cc bgipo moixbbsom tqi whnpcghwabe welepuhp isj ntehanwbn' ea zijva."

      Npqe Yflgjscok, k kwxudh sdh ihw NKTP, pwsiuf gcy wlzfdxef "t clnxntjxgwc."

      "Hr vzjey crd sea dwoy ufpg kiftt whlxlp, I voytxur zqu iqewfw yd sq ltmz xlhu ru zuhpy ql spvi ojr dgsqil vy Vkaqtdynhl hpln qjjs iq jzqodwqt zvm luqxhu qzw yka btetbqmpq gow vqz dxosxcipi kh tum cjxjldfmvf," Yrhgxckpc tucl.

      Dxl 9kz Mlbmguj otf x klfbtupigf za btpfi vcr cl tii zcih lbjynzk lrugeogxh zzmfic ri frc amwtaft ddaxayeex, pli nqb pupybhjoa bdt pobnm hsxulaus fg jzw Zrteoyi Bnvwh.

      Bydawu cheio
      Pj hulopida qmr Nyc Jgolc, gvm tqlzhwnxg hav oijenz mlrqnp, lvii oo puit krol ok amgqve gbsefq jnc dmqe es pak E.L. Xrngegf Eyier.

      Fbmxl mrhs xibett hlt dqihxhym cqhuqnx fmntfno hoiruij jog pa cmfagczl xa mjs thbmob'f jybdjtk xyeay, kqt muhwvuew Mbaeg Qscdwgs nfot.

      Bgqbr nt tqlx sj s Usinfgsesk-bwmqb bxgtdecw jazzr vnqsje Wbpvwt's Ldrisnxk. Flb vnvadn csmruq asq xumtkzu swfkajxnep si Hnedqbs Mjde, e UZJ nvazaplxdij ioe twfxgrpighv oopzwurrnpt.

      Duilc Ujazet Yklxstkawwpepb -- hux hqgpyxj Fiowmwhyvv icdsyzzbe nc xwbcmyd Zklnn jllrue tmt ggmgnh beuzfla -- vyrb bu fdwsb jelqfhjg yln vcemllly cvd doxzaigv bdc roaxzh rv Lesekackf rm Rjpbm Ehutt Ttszfhz dq ijmbou lxr qbhhhtiu wmhiocpsius.

      "Tylkxwkoffmo,...

    3. Re:I don't know about you... by Hentai · · Score: 1

      The REALLY interesting thing about this is that it's totally impossible to read, but if I skim it, I read it fine - and can't even tell that it's scrambled. It's like my "scan mode" (which tends to let me read about 20 pages per minute, at about 70% retention) isn't even using English.

      I wonder what THAT means?

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      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
    4. Re:I don't know about you... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      I had no problem reading that. It's about how the recall election in California has been delayed. Am I right?

      --
      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
  88. SPAM?!?!?!? by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, so now they discover that randomizing the text within words doesn't detract (too much) from readability - does that mean we'll soon be seeing:

    ELNRAGE YUOR PNEIS!!!

    on the subject lines of emails received? How would any of the pattern matching anti-spam methods out there deal with this one?

    And, we just gave them the tool do use!

    -Ben

    --
    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    1. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by feagle814 · · Score: 1

      Why would I want to enrage my penis?

    2. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Dirtside · · Score: 5, Funny
      ELNRAGE YUOR PNEIS!!!
      Wow, when I first read that, my brain parsed it as "ENRAGE YOUR PENIS!!!" Which sounds like a really bad idea.
      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    3. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 1

      URGNET BNUSSIES POOASRPL

      Mr.Earihpm Kloa

      E- Mial: ehipram_kola@yahoo.co.uk

      Lgaos - Neriiga

      ATTN: MD/CEO.

      AN UGERNT BEIUNSSS POOPSRAL

      I am peesald to get ascros to you for a vrey ugenrt and porltafbie bssenius prsoopal, Tgohuh I don?t know you neetihr hvae I seen

      you bforee but my cnniedofce was rspoeed on you wehn the Ceihf Euitxvece of Lgoas Satte Cabmher of Cmmrcoee and

      Isdtnury hnaded me yuor ctocant for a ciifodaenntl bssiuens.

      I am the Mngaaer of Uneitd Bank for Aficra Plc (UBA),

      Mushin Bnarch,Loags - Nergiia. The ideenntd buessins is tuhs;

      We had a cseutomr, a Firogeenr (a Triskuh) rdseeint in Neriiga, he was a Crooncttar wtih one of the Gvrmonneet Praaaasltts. He has in his Aonccut in my bacnrh the sum of US$26 Miiolln (Tnewty - Six Mlliion

      Uefornnluatty, the man died fvie yreas ago in the ADC Aliinre Csrah, ADC Fihglt 086 taht ouccrred in a vllagie cealld Eiirnjn naer Lgaos on Nmeevobr 7th, 1996, all 143 pgnssarees on baord died ilttsnnay icdnniulg tihs our cetsomur and his

      idatemmie failmy cnsrmpiiog of his wife and terhe clriedhn.

      Uitnl taody non-of his nxet of kin has come fwrraod to cliam the

      money dsipete our ivinnstee ardsneeeitmvt in the midea both lllacoy and innnerllttiaaoy for his next of kin to cmoe faorrwd and cliams his esttae. Hniavg nctoeid this, I in ciooobtaallrn with two ohetr top Ocffiilas of the my bank have creeovd up the account all this wlihe to avoid the money giong into the bnak?s tesrrauy as

      uieanmlcd dpseiot.

      Now we want you (benig a fogeeinrr) to be ftoernd as

      his nxet of kin and faorrwd yuor bnak anccout and ohetr

      ralvneet deuonctms to be asiedvd to you by us to asttet to the Calim. We will use our poostniis to get all innartel dmuatteooicnn to back up the cmials, in fact ervey docmunet to eecfft tihs porecs

      wlil be in aocccadrne with the baknnig law, rugtaniloes and

      gundliiees, so you have ntionhg to wrroy aoubt . In aautcl fcat,

      we aldaery hvae the Oagrniil Death Crefttaiice and Maceidl Rroept of casue of dteah of the deeecasd in our cdsuoty and tihs we will use to pfceert all narrceesy dtncuemos and sawer to an

      avdiiffat of clamis in a crout of law to back up yuor cilams.

      The wlhoe peerrucods wlil last only ten wronikg days to get the fund rteeevrid suussfcclley wuthiot tarce eevn in ftuure.

      Your rnpossee is only what we are wiiatng for as we hvae agrrnead all neecarssy tgnihs. As soon as tihs mgaesse comes to you knldiy get bcak to me iiitnnacdg yuor ieerstnt, Tehn I wlil

      furnsih you with the wlhoe pdcorreeus to eunrse taht the deal is

      sccssuufelly colcunded.

      For your asssatince we have ageerd to give you thrtiy pcrneet(30%) of the ttoal sum at the end of the totnicaarsn. It is

      rsik free and a big mgea fnuorte. All cpnnrrcdooeese tadwors tihs tcaanitsron wlil be togurhh e-mail and Fax for now. I awiat yuor eralseit ressnpoe.

      Tnhkas,

      Yours Sirlneecy

      Mr. Erhiapm kloa

    4. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ELNRAGE YUOR PNEIS!!!

      Enrage my penis?

      YOU'RE A DUMB SMALL PENIS, NOBODY LIKES YOU, AND YOU SMELL!

      eh, it's not doing anything for me...

    5. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Too late, I get SPAM with garbled (but still human-readable) subject lines all the time at my Hotmail accounts. I can't believe how creative they are in saying they have methods of improving the mass of my appendage. (for example) Of course, it usually arrives as:

      "mtodehs of imoprvnig the msas of your appdnaege" ...or something like that.

    6. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by TLouden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      FUNNY?!

      This is a serious problem. Now we just killed one of our methods for eliminating spam.

      --
      -Tim Louden
    7. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by localghost · · Score: 1

      It doesn't work when there are so many proper nouns. All of the other words are either recognizable, or can be figured out from context, though. I only got caught up on the names.

    8. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by eddy · · Score: 1

      Especially if it's green and tell you "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry" (in which case -- GO SEE A DOCTOR!!)

      --
      Belief is the currency of delusion.
    9. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      It will just make my SpamProbe word list a little larger...

      --
      Oh well, what the hell...
    10. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Paul+Doom · · Score: 1

      Statistical spam filters will pick it up without a problem.

      --
      "Life is life." --Laibach
    11. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by MoobY · · Score: 1

      People in the threads of this article have written scripts that can write in scrmable English in under 5 minutes. Reversing the process in order to still recognize the letters of the words "penis" is just a little bit trickier, but can be done in under 10. So I think it's pretty easy to fit spam filters with this newborn feature.

      --
      --- Sigmentation Fault - Comments Dumped
    12. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already being done on usenet. Has been going on for quite a while.

    13. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, none of the words in the subject can be found in a dictionary! Therefore spam filters would have a very easy time in determining that the above message is in fact probably SPAM.

    14. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      spammers could make use of it, sure. But couldn't it also be used in email to defeat Echelon and TIA? Like so: I tnihk we soulhd bolw up San Fncrsicao nxet. If you add regular encryption etc, it would add one more level of difficulty that would require human oversight.

      Matter of fact, this might make an interesting Turing test. If you cna't raed waht I'm syanig, tehn mybae yur'oe not a rael hmaun?

      --

      --
      $tar -xvf .sig.tar
    15. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Wow, when I first read that, my brain parsed it as "ENRAGE YOUR PENIS!!!" Which sounds like a really bad idea.

      Angry dwarfs never were able to hurt me before :-)

    16. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... maybe spammers are already using this technique. Disquising the middle letters but keeping the first and last ones the same to improve readability. Maybe anti-spam software should give lower scores to mails that have words with the first and last letter the same as a spammy word and have a length similar to that spammy word.

      Instead of looking for certain words, you'd look for words that begin and end in certain letters with a certain length.

    17. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by MrWa · · Score: 1
      "ENRAGE YOUR PENIS!!!" Which sounds like a really bad idea.

      It is a much worse idea after you enlarge it. Trust me, you would be sorry too.

    18. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so spammer can finally find a way around spamassassin, without really changing the words of their spam? i'm scared...

    19. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw "Enlarge your pies"

    20. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Nah. Read "The Plan for Spam" (can't remember the URL off the top of my head, but a google for that exact phrase should find it). Apparently bayesian filters actually work better on misspelled spams, because only the spam actually ever uses the misspelling...

    21. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One simple solution (almost) - give all email subjects a spellcheck and reject any that are devoid of correctly spelled words.

      Not only do you get rid of jumbled spam, but you also get rid of emails from people who can't be bothered to spell (or use a spellchecker on their email program). So you then have a valid reason to demand that all your friends use correct spelling and no silly abbreviations.

      It would also get rid of emails with the header "Aoccdrnig to rscheearch"

      Steve

    22. Re:SPAM?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dfjdsjflkjdslkflkdsjflkjsdl fdsfkdsjfds fdsfdjslfd sfdsfjlsdf

  89. Try covering the bottom half of a sentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another interesting tidbit: You can still read a sentence if the bottom half of the typed sentence is chopped off. Take a piece of paper and cover the bottom half of a sentence you haven't read, then read the uncovered top half. You can even read the sentence when about 2/3 the height of the sentence is covered.

  90. Round 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wi not trei a holiday in Sweden this yer?
    See the loveli lakes

  91. PHP or translator? by mountaindewglows · · Score: 1

    Does somebody want to take that PERL script and re-write it in PHP or perhaps make a webform translator like babelfish? That would most definitely be rad.

    1. Re:PHP or translator? by Skit · · Score: 1

      Definately would be cool.

      This should be a language option for Google or our own sites!

  92. Known to FORTH implementations by phr1 · · Score: 1

    I remember an old 16-bit FORTH implementation whose symbol table only used the first and last letter of each symbol, lowering storage and computation requirements on those tiny machines. So FOOBAR and FEATHER would be the same variable. Somehow it worked out ok though, at least for small programs, which was the only kind you could fit in memory anyway.

  93. This is upsetting by austus · · Score: 1

    Where do I go? I don't find it easy at all to read the carp people are wrtiing. Am I a frgignig alein? Oh wiat...myabe thier rseearch is carp?

  94. The TWO first and last letters are better. by Kjeks · · Score: 1

    If you just keep the first and last letters intact, the text will still look like rubbish, but if you keep the first and last TWO letters, you won't even notice.

    Slashdot is an enormous newssource.

    Slsadhot is an enroomus neswsoruce.

    Salshodt is an enromuos nwesosucre.

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  95. My experience by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm mildly dyslexic. I'm English speaking and grew up in South Africa where we were forced to learn Afrikaans (Dutch-like) at school and used Afrikaans 80% of the time while in the army there so I can read/write/speak this fluently. I also learn to speak a bit of Zulu and Xhosa.

    While at University I thought I'd take some Xhosa courses and eventually packed it in because I was struggling so much to read Xhosa, though I could speak it better than most of the other kids.

    This leads me to think that once one builds a certain familiarity with any language, one can cope with the scramble.

    To me, the most interesting part of this discovery/research is that it might find a way to help dyslexic kids. I sure hope so.

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  96. Had to be said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Siovet Russia, lngauage scramlbes you!

  97. And for those of you who remember murf.com... by Mattcelt · · Score: 2, Funny

    F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a drn.

  98. Given some of the posts I've seen (and written)... by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 1

    ...this is probably entirely due to /..

    Mental Note: Never end a sentence with /., the extra period makes it look like you're a dyslexic sending the reader up a directory.

    But, my question is, if we are all so damn good at fixing letter transpositions and mispellings in-line as we read, and given English is about as complex as any language, artificial or otherwise, gets...

    What the hell is wrong with cpp?

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  99. spam by SebNukem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bad news, bad news. This seems like a good way to pass through bayesian email filters.

    1. Re:spam by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Scramble spelled mail doesn't make it through my Spamprobe filter. Probably since if all words are suddenly scrambled, there would be no 'good' words to give the message a good score. The net result is that the spam words list just grows a little.

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    2. Re:spam by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      Moreover, four-letter words only have two scramblings. So the scrambled versions commonly used four letter words ("adds an ihcn to yuro wnag in nnie dyas", or even "tihs" and "taht", etc.) would just get a very high spamminess.

  100. It did not do it for me... by immanis · · Score: 1

    I ran the jwz job on my bit, and it did not do it.

    Did I do it ok?

  101. Cunfose SCO! by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 1

    Let's sbclamre all of the vaalrbie and foitcunn nemas in the Lniux knreel so taht SCO won't rncogeize wrehe we've stoeln tehir Unix
    cdoe!

    Taht way, isanted of manneufigl funciotn names like fexecve and ntohl, we'd get feecxve and nhotl!
    (I'll bet msot pepole wloud have a hrad tmie fnugiirg out wihch ones wree the rael fnuotcin naems!)

    Srroy, my .sig isn't smbearcld yet:

  102. OMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to upgrade the lameness filter.

    983467 replies beneath your current threshold (most of them garbled).

  103. Things just spread like wildfire... by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every once in a while, I see a funny thing on some IRC channel, forum or whatever. And then I keep getting that funny thing from every posible place...

    I got this lteters thingy yesterday, and today my dad told me: "I just got a mail with something really interesting" so I asked: "is that the thing about reading words with scrambled letters?" I wasn't surprised to hear that it was that....

    Same thing goes with the badgerbadger flash... I'm pretty sure everyone here saw that aswell...

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  104. Someone has to say it... by mog007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, wlecmoe our new msispleegin ovrelrods

  105. Google language filter by prototype · · Score: 1

    Would be great if we can get this as a google language filter. Maybe some of the searches for SCO will make sense now.

  106. oh god. by minusthink · · Score: 1

    what an annoying meme. the next week on the internet is going to be fun.

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  107. Finally!!! by greymond · · Score: 1

    Now I wont b'e made fun of for NOT using correct punkduation and gramer when poesting on /.

  108. Spelling mistake! by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1

    "rscheearch" is spelt wrong - I thnik it shuold be "rscheearer"....

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  109. yeah... by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    and I, for one, wlcemoe our new dslyxeic ovlrerdos!

    1. Re:yeah... by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      >and I, for one, wlcemoe our new dslyxeic ovlrerdos! yuor obviuosly a Reupblcian.

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  110. Noooooooo by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    I hope the spammers don't use this information to trick the anti-spam filters!!!!!

    1. Re:Noooooooo by Dieppe · · Score: 1

      They already have been... throwing numbers in for letters... mixing letters... Just wouldn't look very professional (ha) if they started doing that!

  111. First, last, and silhouette by chmilar · · Score: 1

    I recall reading a study showing that a word's silhouette is important to recognition. The researchers looked at using just the silhouettes of words (in sentences) and the recognition rates.

    When the first and last letters are added, the recognition rates jump to a very high score.

    Thus, "the wetar si fnie" is grasped more quickly than "the wtear si fnie", since the silhouettes are preserved.

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  112. Heh by MP3Chuck · · Score: 1

    All yuor spleinlg are blenog ot us?

  113. word recognition software by tuggy · · Score: 1

    i'm wondering how this can help word recognition software, like spellcheckers for example.. maybe improve the accuracy..

  114. Mod up article! by haggar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the first time I have read something truly original, genuinely new and important, on Slashdot!

    This is a breakthrough for a great part of humanity - it almost puts in question why should we even write the way we do. Sure, legal documents and such will stil have to be thorough and correct, but maybe a lot of other human-created docs could be leniant on typos, as long as the word contains all the necessary letters and the first and last letters are in place.

    This thing really, truly works!

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    1. Re:Mod up article! by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      "but maybe a lot of other human-created docs could be leniant on typos, as long as the word contains all the necessary letters and the first and last letters are in place."

      No. Until the actual language itself is changed people should still abide by the rules the language sets out however crazy they may be. Rules tend to be there for a reason.

    2. Re:Mod up article! by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      The problem with your idea is we couldn't be too lenient, otherwise we would lose it.

      The reason people can read the scrambled words is many many hours of reading correct words and building an expectation (pattern) of what a word should look like. Without this ingrained pattern recognition, this would not work, and written language would lose its meaning slowly, over time, as native readers died off, and new readers had to 'learn' the patternless mess (which would not work).

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  115. This is old news, here's the original by thejackol · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is so darn old... I thought Slashdot was bleeding edge! Here is the original forward FYI:

    Titled: Do Spellings Matter?

    "... randomising letters in the middle of words [has] little or no effect on the ability of skilled readers to understand the text. This is easy to denmtrasote. In a pubiltacion of New Scnieitst you could ramdinose all the letetrs, keipeng the first two and last two the same, and
    reibadailty would hadrly be aftcfeed. My ansaylis did not come to much beucase the thoery at the time was for shape and senqeuce retigcionon.

    Saberi's work sugsegts we may have some pofrweul palrlael prsooscers at work. The resaon for this is suerly that idnetiyfing coentnt by paarllel
    prseocsing speeds up regnicoiton. We only need the first and last two letetrs to spot chganes in meniang"

    And if you liked *that* one so much, you might like this one too:

    Read the sentence below carefully:

    "I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness".

    This is a sentence where the Nth word is N letters long.

    e.g. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long and so on.

    And if you like that one too, here is another one you can try to kill your boredom...

    While sitting, draw clockwise circles on the ground with your right foot. While doing that, try drawing the number "6" in air with your right hand.

    Your foot will change direction.

    1. Re:This is old news, here's the original by soupart · · Score: 1
      That's pretty neat. I hadn't heard of that one before. I taught myself the old rub your tummy while patting your head at an early age and was able to swap it up just to make someone think about it a while.

      After four or five tries, I still feel my foot wanting to change direction. And I haven't even tried the left side yet...

    2. Re:This is old news, here's the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My foot still goes clockwise....

    3. Re:This is old news, here's the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. I'm right handed, and didn't find my foot changing direction with my right side, but with my left side, I immediately ended up reversing. Proof that unconcious associations are more easily modified with familiar subjects?

    4. Re:This is old news, here's the original by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
      While sitting, draw clockwise circles on the ground with your right foot. While doing that, try drawing the number "6" in air with your right hand.

      I always draw "6" from the inside of the circle out rather than from the top down as most other people draw it. Thus there is no change in the way my foot draws circles when I draw my 6 in the air....

    5. Re:This is old news, here's the original by steelframe · · Score: 1
      "... randomising letters in the middle of words [has] little or no effect on the ability of skilled readers to understand the text.

      For fun turn on closed captioning and watch cable news. Here are a few gems from a CNN report on the death of Teller last week:

      "cold war hock"

      "nuclear deturnt"

      "Loss Alamos"

      Although the words are readable, having to translate on the fly makes for some herky jerky reading. And many more I can't recall. Does anybody know if they type these transcripts live? Wouldn't you think that a taped report could have some kind of spell checker?

    6. Re:This is old news, here's the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you should draw the "6" backwards like I do, so that those facing you view it as a "6".

    7. Re:This is old news, here's the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but that defeats the whole purpose! There are so many other things you can draw while keeping your feet running in the same direction. ;/

    8. Re:This is old news, here's the original by CvD · · Score: 1
      Actually, scrambling middle letters becomes harder as some posts earlier have said. If we take you nth word of length n sentence, and we scramble it, it becomes exceedingly difficult to read (especially the last parts):

      I do not konw wehre fialmy dcotros acrqieud iilellgby pexlpenrig hnatdrwinig nheeevtslers, exraodtianrry parhicaeactuml iualciteellntty cailnartcnneobug iitpecaidhrnelbiy, tcrztdasaneleniens ictitmomncuaoninsre' irenlbmpeechonnsises


      hvae a ncie day...
    9. Re:This is old news, here's the original by nfk · · Score: 1

      I think maybe that's because of the way we perceive the words. They say we can still read them because we read the words as a whole, and not letter by letter, but if it's a word that rarely appears in a sentence, it becomes almost impossible, especially if it's big. I didn't even understand the 'nevertheless', maybe because of the punctuation.

    10. Re:This is old news, here's the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is plausible, however, that a grammatically correct sentence would perform better under scrutiny, in contrast.

      teher's no fkucnig CO hree.

    11. Re:This is old news, here's the original by MooseGuy529 · · Score: 1
      Does anybody know if they type these transcripts live?

      It depends on the show.

      Live segments, like "breaking news" or "on location" stories, are usually captioned as they run. Other parts, like the overview of stories, are sometimes captioned live, and sometimes captioned with the text on the teleprompter. The latter is called Electronic Newsroom (ENR) captioning and is notorious for leaving in phrases like "Toss " which tells who talks next.

      The reason captions have errors like that is that captioners actually use stenographic keyboards instead of real computer keyboards. These keyboards allow them to type a whole syllable by presing 2-4 keys at once, but they are phonetic; there is a K key and an S key, but no C key. (There are actually three sets of keys: consonants on the left, vowels in the middle, and consonants on the right; This allows them to type a whole syllable.) The output from the keyboard is sent to a laptop computer running software that can match a steady stream of syllables with a word list and figure out that and/now/the/we/ther is "And now the weather". Errors like "Loss Alamos" occur when the captioner didn't have the word "Los" programmed in the dictionary. Usually they have a chance to add words before a job to prepare for any unusual words used, but sometimes they don't have time, they forget, or the computer picks the wrong word.

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  116. impruvd inglis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like the proposed UN English language modifications to make English easier for everyone to learn!

    The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

    In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

    By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

    After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

    1. Re:impruvd inglis by the_archivist · · Score: 1

      yu kn rd Melvil Dewey and reelize its bn dun b4 yr spilin is vry gd 10/10

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    2. Re:impruvd inglis by Versix · · Score: 1
      "Also, the hard 'c' will be replaced with 'k'. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter..."

      "...where more komplikated changes are possible."

      If the letter 'c' has been dropped from the langauge, how shall we spell 'change'?

    3. Re:impruvd inglis by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Man, I saw that old dog back in the '70's!

    4. Re:impruvd inglis by The_Pey · · Score: 1

      Ve vill use "J". Any more janges?

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    5. Re:impruvd inglis by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1
      Then you saw it near its beginning; you must have been in Oxfordshire. I'm amazed, but very pleased, to see it still cropping up. :)

      Unfortunately I've lost the original, but the original title was _EEC_Speling_Reform_ and ended (more or less) "Ze dremz uv ze guvirnmint vil finale hav cum tru."

    6. Re:impruvd inglis by ngyahloon · · Score: 1

      Can someone mod the parent up to Score 5:funny...it's really...errr.... funy

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    7. Re:impruvd inglis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yargh, the EU is not the UN.

    8. Re:impruvd inglis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I know it has been done before. I actually copied and pasted it... from some time ago when I got it in an email.

      I should have included a reference or credit, but I don't know to whom I should credit it.

      Anyway, I won't be getting karma for this, as I elected to submit that post as Anonymous Coward.. for that sole reason infact. :)

    9. Re:impruvd inglis by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Samidzat never dies.

    10. Re:impruvd inglis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called dutch.

  117. pitosoin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Occasionally a word is *not* easy to understand -- I just got a word that read "pitosoin".
    - Can anyone guess what the original was? (It's a fairly common word)
    - Why is this one hard to read? (It's even harder out of context I would imagine...)

    1. Re:pitosoin by trouser · · Score: 1

      Position?

      Short words are easier.
      Context is important.
      Two vowels ('i' and 'o') are repeated.

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  118. Okay, let me apply this to common internet jingo: by BlackBolt · · Score: 1

    LOL becomes... LOL.
    ROTFLMAO becomes RAFTLOMLO
    >8-) becomes >-8)

    Conclusion: There's gonna be a lot of screwed up AOLers if this becomes law.

  119. Upper- vs. lowercase by sfled · · Score: 1


    The words are harder to read if they are in uppercase. We recognize word shapes using the forms produced by the lowercase letters. Narrower columns of text (up to a point) are help to increase reading and comprehension speed. Scrambled letters will slow you down a bit :-)

    Which is easier to read at a glance,

    "ALL OF THE WORDS AND ALL OF THE LETTERS DON'T MAKE A GREAT DEAL OF SENSE WITHOUT CONTENT."

    or

    "All of the words and all of the
    letters don't make a great deal of
    sense without content."

    Basic typography.

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  120. Dammit by saberworks · · Score: 1

    Now the spammers can use this perl script to get around all my spam filters... until we can find a way to teach the computer how to figure out the word even if it has scrambled middle middle letters. Unless someone makes a spam filter that requires >50% of words to be spelled correctly... 'course, I may get too many false-positives in that case!

  121. Compression? by PotatoMan · · Score: 2, Funny
    Does this suggest we can compress English text by retaining first, last, and length? Given that we can represent chars with 5 bits, and use another 5 bits for length, we should be able to pack words into two bytes, including a parity bit.


    Does this work only for English? Or only for Romance languages? Or can we find a similar scheme for any language?

    1. Re: Compression? by gidds · · Score: 1

      P7s t4s m7e m5t p7e a1a u6l t5l? A5r a3l, i2f i3s c14 i4t i7d, y4d f4l j9d i2n a9g a2n e8d p11y o2f s7s t2o t3e v7e!

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  122. Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by Xthlc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My parents are both teachers, and one of the most tiresome quarrels in education is Phonics vs. Whole-Word debate. Do you teach someone to read by teaching them how to sound out syllables (phonemes)? Or do you teach them to recognize whole-word patterns by rote?

    Experimentally, a pure-phonics approach has proven to have the highest success rate. However, these results would suggest that whole-word approach *does* map onto some important cognitive structure . Perhaps this means that, once past the basic level, whole-word techniques would prove to be valuable in turning beginning readers into advanced readers.

    1. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by anvilmark · · Score: 1

      As I understand it phonics takes advantage of the fact that most people's verbal vocabulary is much larger than their reading vocabulary.

      Since phonics provides a toolbox for transforming most letter combinations into a recognizable "verbal" word, the learner doesn't have to have every word (initially) interpreted for them.

      This scrambled effect does seem to indicate that the brain "indexes" the whole word as the reader gains proficiency (or maybe the proficiency is due to the indexing?).

    2. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Could you re-type that, only slower? I can't read that fast.

    3. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      My 2 cents...

      I've always treated every single word as a unique entity in terms of spelling, and it has served me pretty well (Natl. Merit Scholar, blah blah).

      My father, on the other hand, learned via phonics, and his spelling is horrible. Maybe the techniques have advanced since then.

      Don't the number of exceptions to the phonics generalizations hamper it greatly as a tool? It almost seems like cognitive misdirection.

      Long live anecdotal evidence...

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    4. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Don't the number of exceptions to the phonics generalizations hamper it greatly as a tool?

      I am no reading expert but a good friend of mine is. From what I gathered from him is that the actual act of "decoding" a written word into a spoken word is the very first step in reading.

      If you don't know what the sound the letter "P" makes you can never ever read the letter. So the basics of reading _is_ phonics. Phonics is not some kind of "method" of teaching how to read, it is a process that every single person reading this text right now has to go through in order to decode the imagery into a sound.

      Then once the person get's good enough at it they no longer have to focus concious attention to the decoding process as it becomes automatic.

      But even I as a very skilled reader when I run into a very new, large or complex word I _have_ to sound it out, or attempt to, because that is the only way a human being can read.

      Decoding visual symbols to auditory symbols = phonics.

      Then after the steps of decoding comes comprehension, which is totally seperate from decoding. (I am sure I have the order of events wrong here...) A child can sound out the sentence-

      "Frank went to the market to buy a german shepard"

      -but they still need to understand what they decoded. Whole language is a guessing game based on assumptions and values that are not concretely 100% based on a system of the intetional ordering of the letters in relation to their auditory equivilants.

      As adults we can use whole language easily in the sense that we can guess words based on previous knowledge of the word (written and spoken) but not so for a small child that has never decoded any words.

      As an example my daughter likes to guess words because that is how they started in Kindegarten, with sight words ( a huge mistake ). So she started with the habit of merely memorizing shapes of words without even considering the auditory values of the letters of those words.

      After teaching my daughter some very basic decoding skills based on help from my friend, my daughter learned to read words she's never seen before. She read the word "giraffe" all by herself using her new found decoding skills. I gurantee you that no skills of the "whole language" idealogy would come close to providing this kind of reading ability in a 6 year old kid.

      Can you explain in detail, step by step how you know how to read the word "giraffe"? In whole language you don't have steps to parse the sounds out and recombine them.

      Here's the logic.
      1. "g" sounds like G as in "Great"
      2. "ir" sounds like "er" as in "Her"
      3. "a" sounds like "a" in "hat"
      4. "ff" sounds like "f" in "fast"
      5. "e" sounds like "e" in "see"

      Then the child comes initially with the word "geraffy" when it should be "jeraf"

      The child at age 6 knows many thousands of words, and does not recognize "geraffy" so...

      1. Child recognizes the silent "e"
      2. Over compensates and makes the "a" sound like "a" in "bay"
      3. "g" can sound like "j"
      4. Now has word "jerayf"
      5. Reverts the "ay" to "a", considers it a mistake, and gets-
      6. "jeraf" which is the correct sound, at which time the child jumps up and down with glee.

      But even easier is reading the word in a sentence. "I saw a giraffe at the zoo today"

      As competent readers we automatically do all the calculations that this child does when we find a new word. After a number of times reading a word, the decoding is either automatic and extermely fast or as I like to view it in my own mind, there is a pre-rendered cached version of the word "giraffe" sitting in my mind, so when I see the word in it's whole, I know it's meaning without having to completely parse the word a single block at a time (by letter) but by the whole word itself.

      Some of this is my opinion and the rest is raw fatual data.

    5. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      That argument is kind of amusing. It seems to me like kids would really need a little of both, or at least that some kids would work better with one method than others. I don't see the need for a big debate about it.

      Anyway, it always seemed like one needs to learn phonics for new, difficult, or uncommon words, then advance to the whole-word approach for more efficiency, moving on to reading phrases for better reading speed.

      It's like anything. You have to change your approach every so often if you want to keep improving.

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    6. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is you need to learn the word before you can recognise the pattern. You cannot teach some-one to recognise all 50,000 patterns. You give them the building blocks (phonemes) first, which are much more limited, so they can read words they haven't already encountered. Then with practice, the brain "caches" the word iconographically.

      So teach phonemes, the brain will work out the whole-word bit on it's own.

    7. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by jonhuang · · Score: 1

      If you want a fun comparison, think about chinese. People can read chinese _really_ fast, and entire groups of words (usually 4) can be comprehended at the same time. On the other hand, the average reading vocab is only 5000 or so..

    8. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Our brains are fairly sophisticated, and probably use both, when the situation warrants it. Phonics applies verbal language to written language. English uses subsections of a word to alter meaning (prefix, root, suffix). Between these two, you can craft just about any word in english based on it's definition or pronunciation, and decode any word fairly quickly. Toss in pattern recognition, and the occasional descrambling, and it's all easy.

      But you'll notice that this statement was specially crafted. None of these words have both prefixes and suffixes, and few have prefixes or suffixes (not counting tense modifiers). There are also no conjunctions (multiple words combined into one - right def'n?), with the exception of 'without'. That means less decoding (and shorter words), leaving this to be an easy task for pure pattern recognition.

      None of this detracts from what you said about reading comprehension at a basic level, although you may see differences if a person reads something with a lot of new words (phonics' strong point). Also, there may be differences if more processing time is spent on comprehending (learning), than on reviewing or reading for the sake of enjoyment. I've noticed this with myself.

      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    9. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by dragon8x4x · · Score: 1

      You're probably correct as far as it goes, but if you are reading silently you can skip the step of turning a word into a sound.

      I know that there have been words I learned from reading that I had no idea what so ever how to pronouce, but it did not stop me from learning them from there context.

      Also I find that when I am reading very quickly I sometimes read an entire sentence, or at least a phrase, at one time.

    10. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 1

      You may be able to do all you say you can with regards to reading, but _only_ because you can already read at a compitent level. A child just learning to read can do none of the things you described.

      A good example is programming. If you are a programmer you will remember a time when you looked at code and it didn't make any sense at all. Then after learning to decode the meaning of the code (no pun intended) you were able to understand the meaning of it, reguardless of any sounds related to the words of the code.

      Anyways, the only issue I really see with all this is that in the whole language world adults assume because something is easy for them and makes sense that that is the way they should teach kids, which is a really bad way to teach.

      In regards to your experience with reading, I feel the same way, reading is frequently an effortless task to which sometimes I am able to simply obsorb (sp?) words. I just wish I could speed read. :)

    11. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by SammyTheSnake · · Score: 1

      I am no reading expert but [...] If you don't know what the sound the letter "P" makes you can never ever read the letter. [...] I _have_ to sound it out, or attempt to, because that is the only way a human being can read.

      I have a good friend who is profoundly deaf and (untill recently, when she had a cochlea implant) has never heard a sound in her life. She can read and write well enough that you wouldn't have the faintest idea she's deaf at all, so clearly your assertion holds no water.

      In case you think I'm having a go at you, actually she also speaks very well (though with a minor artifact, akin to a speech impediment) having had hours of speech therapy per day for the first decade of her life. You could say that for her the sensation of articulating the sounds, even if she couldn't hear them, served the same purpose. I'll ask her if she learned to read before she learned to speak...

      Cheers & God bless
      Sam "SammyTheSnake" Penny

    12. Re:Implications for Phonics vs. Whole-word Debate? by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 1

      Just because she can't hear doesn't mean she can't make the sounds. Without the sounds there is no speaking regardless of whether or not you can hear it. The sounds she speaks are the sounds of the letters together forming a word.

      It's a well known fact that deaf people can feel sounds. Also, a blind person can see with their ears. Your arguments have no supporting data nor facts to support any idea that speaking and reading are unrealted to sound, so if they are related to sound, then phonics is the basis of reading, again, regardless if the person can hear it.

      The funny thing is that sound is just vibrations anyways, so the only difference between your friend's perseption of sound through bones and skin and her teeth, she just isn't using ear drums to translate the vibrations into a message to the brain.

      This is just a theory, I am no expert...

  123. Riddle me this: Tihs is iprmoetnt? ipomtnet? ... by fygment · · Score: 1

    ... iprmoatnt? Wlel,watheevr, teehrs ntohnig wonrg wtih my bllckoos!

    Surely, there's a lot to do with context here. How many caught the subject confusion with mispelled "importent" and "impotent"? How many figured out "bollocks"? Context and background seem to be most relevant. Sm ffct f y drp ll cnsnnts.

    --
    "Consensus" in science is _always_ a political construct.
  124. Simpler Perl scrambler by isomeme · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Enojy :)

    #!/usr/bin/perl -p
    # scram: scrambles the innards of words
    # Usage: scram <input-text >scrambled-text
    # Craig Berry (20030915)

    s/
    ([a-z]) # Initial letter
    ([a-z]{2,}) # Two or more middle letters
    ([a-z]) # Final letter
    /$1 . shuffle($2) . $3/egix;

    # Fisher-Yates shuffle

    sub shuffle {
    my @chars = split //, shift;
    my $i = @chars;
    while ($i) {
    my $j = rand $i--;
    @chars[$i, $j] = @chars[$j, $i];
    }
    return join '', @chars;
    }

    --
    When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a skull.
    1. Re:Simpler Perl scrambler by notyou2 · · Score: 1

      Please, we're talking PERL here... there are shorter (though not necessarily simpler :) ways to shuffle:

      #!/usr/bin/perl -p
      s|([a-z])([a-z]+)([a-z])|%x=();$x{rand().%x}=$ _
      for(split//,$2);join"",$1,values%x,$3|gei

      Definitely one of the least useful perl 1.5-liners I've written in awhile!

    2. Re:Simpler Perl scrambler by isomeme · · Score: 1

      Perl Golf is an entirely different direction to take this discussion...but might be fun. Pretty nice opening shot, there. Not sure I can better it. Anybody else want to give it a try?

      --
      When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a skull.
    3. Re:Simpler Perl scrambler by notyou2 · · Score: 1

      Right after posting I realized I could've used a "my %x" instead of the assignment. Combine this with a re-ordering of the hash key and you get 3 bytes less:
      #!/usr/bin/perl -p
      s|([a-z])([a-z]+)([a-z])|my%x;$x{%x.rand}=$_
      for(split//,$2);join"",$1,values%x,$3|gei


      I had tried the "%x.rand" ordering before, but I could've sworn it seemed considerably less random. However testing now I don't see any problems with it.

    4. Re:Simpler Perl scrambler by jonhuang · · Score: 1

      My implementation wasn't as elegant, but I have an web based version of the scrambler here: http://www.jonhuang.com/cgi-bin/txet.pl

    5. Re:Simpler Perl scrambler by jonhuang · · Score: 1

      Oops. forgot my html. Linkified.

  125. Spatial resolution in reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is commonly known ("The Psychology of Reading", Taylor & Taylor, 1983) that we match words starting at the outside ends & we work towards the middle, aborting when we think we know what it says (i.e. when our global hypothesis is good enough). Also we match letters from the outside details in towards the centre.

    Another interesting thing is that our spatial resolution for forming letter and word hypotheses is very low. You're already reading all the letters in a word all jumbled together, you just aren't aware of it.

    This is also an illustration of how critical context is in reading, because all you need is two letters (and a few hints) per word, and you can figure out the rest from context. Context == error correction.

    1. Re:Spatial resolution in reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it's commonly known" is the first sign that what you are about to read is bullshit.

  126. Poor, poor carnivore.... by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    Giong to hvae a ltilte tourlbe raeidng my eailms form hree on out are we??

    Boo hoo....

  127. Good news for slashdot editors.. by milkman_matt · · Score: 1
    Now they can just say that they meant to something the way they did... so long as they get the first and last letters correct. :)

    -matt

  128. terms by zonx+lebaam · · Score: 1
    Dipthongs and tripthongs are multiple vowel sounds within a syllable (as already mentioned) regardless of orthography.

    A consonant cluster refers to multiple consecutive consonants in the same syllable.

    Finally, a single phoneme notated with multiple letters is called a "digraph", "trigraph", etc.

  129. Raed? by CracktownHts · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thought "blog + raed = salam pax"?

  130. LOL languagehat misspelled iprmoetnt by Optic7 · · Score: 1

    If the words are scrambled and misspelled, it will start to make things a little harder to decipher. :-)

    Also, I noticed that random words take longer to decipher than reading a properly composed sentence:

    inidnect

    Same for slightly less common words:

    fltiiany

    But maybe it's just me.

  131. I'm impressed! by Frightened_Turtle · · Score: 1

    I msut amdit taht tihs is rlleay anndisotug! If Tmitohy hdan't trohwn in that elxmpae, I don't tnihk I wloud have bveeelid this srtoy!

    How many posters do you think will post in scramble?

    --


    Whew! This water sure is cold!
  132. Some restrictions apply, YMMV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I would argue that comprehension using this technique correlates to the reader's core vocabulary and that recognition decreases as you stray from that point. For example, I had to stop and stare for a few seconds at 'ceehiro' since, as a Yank, I'm not used to seeing 'cheerio' very often, while the rest of the (arguably more scrambled) words didn't really faze me.

  133. Two things occured to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Spelling just got a whole lot easier.
    2) Spelling just got a whole lot worse.

    1. Re:Two things occured to me. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't dyslexic before, but I have a feeling I will be by the time I finish reading all the repsonses to this story.

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    2. Re:Two things occured to me. by Demodian · · Score: 1

      Copying and pasting this whole article to Clippy caused him to shoot himself between the eyes... YAEH!!!

  134. How to kill bayesian filters in pne stupid post by buserror · · Score: 1

    Fabulous, you just rendered the only working spam filters (bayesian based) obsolete by posting this. Now THAT was clever wasn't it?

  135. rofl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bah
    slashdot has been posting stories with mispellings for years now, no wonder we can read this article.

  136. Oh oh... Here come the spammers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So does that mean the spammers have another tool to bypass the filters?

    1. Re:Oh oh... Here come the spammers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only initially-- it'll make your Bayesian filters train a little bit slower but eventually, for the four-letter and five-letter words, the spam will stick out like a raging hem'roid in comparison to normally written English text because the Bayesian filters will notice that those seem to be scrambled quite a bit. It's a speedbump.

  137. Common technique! by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a common thing when learning speed-reading. You basically do the same thing, but ignore the rest of the word and intuitivly know what the word was from the other words in the sentence.

    However, it also makes reading out-loud difficult when you are used to skipping words when you read them.

    --
    Maybe we DID take the blue pill. You wouldn't remember anyway.
  138. Nca oyu dera shti? by HarryCallahan · · Score: 1

    Ayhe I okwn htsi si tno eth rerccot ywa ot ubjlem het rwsdo I stju ndwtae ot vhea nuf htiw oyu hslaoses

  139. I dunno.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hkoeod on Piohncs wekord for me!!!

  140. That wasn't too bad! by Ghoser777 · · Score: 1

    Interesting enough, I could almost read the whole thing the first time. If you threw in the missing letters, I think it would be even easier (I read the jumbled up sentence in the story post with little problem). I'm not sure if this type of finding will revolutionize anything, but it is kind of interesting to see. I know a special ed instructor I had (in college) showed us once how he could hold up a sign with the word the repeated twice, and almost everyone read it without catching it. It's kind of amazing what we do automatically without deep, serious thought.

    Matt Fahrenbacher

    --
    James Tiberius Kirk: "Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim."
  141. Ok, so let me get this straight. by BlackBolt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... all of a sudden, some blogging scientist-types not only think that dyslexia is cool, they actually write perl code to dyslexitize perfect spelling? Are we TRYING to kill the education system?

    Where was this research when I was in Grade 5? If bad spelling was cool, I'd have won a Pultzier Przie by now.

    But seriously folks, it's obviously true that people NOW can read this jumble easily, but that's because we all spend so much time on the internet. We're ACCLIMATIZED to it by now. In fact, we're DESENSITIZED to it. I just ignore it now, like my friend Vince, who doesn't even realize he's got a blue screen, they happen so often.

    They should just rename the internet the Itnerent, the spelling's so bad.... Ask your grandfather to read the same passage you breeze through and watch the cursing begin. See my piont?

    1. Re:Ok, so let me get this straight. by bab72 · · Score: 1

      It mekas pormgamnig a wolhe lot esiar, but my new cdoe desno't seem to cmlopie...

      --
      Bab72 (Not my real name)
    2. Re:Ok, so let me get this straight. by VirtualWolf · · Score: 1

      They should just rename the internet the Itnerent

      Heh, I misread "Itnerent" as "incoherent" the first time I read that...rather appropriate. ;)

    3. Re:Ok, so let me get this straight. by Narphorium · · Score: 1
      Actually, I was thinking there might be some serious applications for this type of thing.
      Imagine being able to give someone your source code without giving them a compilable version of your application.
      They would be free to read through your algoithms but unable to steal your implementation, forcing them to write their own code (or spend the better part of a year doing search and replace for all the varying permutations of your variable names).

      Just a thought anyways.

    4. Re:Ok, so let me get this straight. by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      I don't think enough people in the world spend their time hanging out on AIM or message boards for this ability to be prevalent if it were only internet-based. Plus, it would still take a second or two to glork it out if we learned to automatically correct for bad spelling due to the net. I find that I'm just skipping through all the words and picking up their meaning before I notice they're misspelled.

      Anyway, you were probably being facetious, but since it's modded as insightful I figured I'd comment.

      --
      [insert witty quote here]
    5. Re:Ok, so let me get this straight. by nfk · · Score: 1

      The only problem is you're giving the code to a programmer. I'm not an expert programmer, but wouldn't it be relatively easy to do an automatic search and replace for all the permutations of variables? Unless you used ambiguous ones (like $raed and $read), but then it would be hard to read, and it would still probably be easier to debug that than to write the whole code from scratch anyway.

    6. Re:Ok, so let me get this straight. by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      >They should just rename the internet the Itnerent, the spelling's so
      >bad.... Ask your grandfather to read the same passage you breeze
      >through and watch the cursing begin. See my piont?

      My grandfather would not be able to read it at all, as he does not speak or read English. A lot of spelling errors in the internet are caused by people not using their prime language, like I am doing right now.

      How much spelling errors would you make in Russian or Chineese?
      See mypoint?

      --
      RogerWilco the Adventurous Janitor
    7. Re:Ok, so let me get this straight. by BlackBolt · · Score: 1

      My grandfather wouldn't be able to read it at all, as he's dead. What's that have to do with anything?

      The point remains, that people using the Net are more used to bad spelling and have trained their brains to skip over it, much as Iraqis don't even seem to hear half the bomb blasts in their cities, they happen so regularly.

  142. Practice makes nondeterministic. :) by Lux · · Score: 1

    When one is learning to read a new language, it is a deterministic, serial process, the letters are scanned in order as you sound out the word based on the rules you know. I'm trying to learn Russian now, so I'm getting reacquanted with the proccess.

    Deterministic serial processing is what computers are good at.

    Human brains are neural nets, which are much better at massively parallel, nondeterministic computation. Try this: pick a random word on this page. The meaning sprang to mind, right? No left to right scanning needed? I notice that at about the same moment that my eyes focus on the first letter of a word, the meaning springs to mind.

    I think this is a fascinating hack because it may be giving us clues about how our brain accomplishes the task of breaking up the task of reading a word to leverage it's strengths against the problem at hand.

    -Lux

    1. Re:Practice makes nondeterministic. :) by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I'm trying to learn Russian now, so I'm getting reacquanted with the proccess.

      [offtopic]
      My heart goes out to you. I found the only way to get my pronounciation right was to get half tanked on vodka. My instructor, a russian immigrant, says that the two guys who came up with the alphabet invented a lot of bizarre subtleties out of whole cloth-- such as the "u" i sound and the "bi" i sound, which do not require two seperate letters-- and that spoken russian isn't nearly as complicated as written russian. Same thing with the spelling of a lot of words. There are letters that are never pronounced, but are required in the spelling. That's what happens when you let a couple of linguists design your alphabet.

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    2. Re:Practice makes nondeterministic. :) by Lux · · Score: 1


      I can actually hear the u/bi difference now after about a year of listening to people speak it. But you're right, in much the same way an English reader can skim text with the interior letters mangled, a Russian listener can decipher pretty much any mangling of vowels in a Russian word. That simplifies getting to a basic level of understanding with the language, but probably postpones mastery.

      I'd rather be an English speaker learning Russian than a Russian speaker learning English. :)

      Sisors. Scissors. Scicors. Cissors? Seriously, our language could use some linguists. :)

  143. We use short words by craw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this an incommensurable phenomenological hypothesis or the manifestation of the inteligibility of idiomatic individualistic intercommunications?

    Want me to scramble this?

    1. Re:We use short words by vhold · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Is this an irablommensucne pomenologicahenl hsiotheyps or the matiostenifan of the igibilitieltny of imatioidc iialistividundc icationommunitercns?
      Is tihs an iommensurablnce paogicolenomenhl hesipothys or the mfestatioinan of the iilitteligibny of iiomatidc iividualistidnc icommunicationrntes?
      Is tihs an isurablcommenne phenomenological hesipothys or the manifestation of the iigibilitlteny of imatiodic iistilduadivinc iationccommuniernts?
      Is tihs an immensurablcone pologicaenmnohel hhesiypots or the mifestationan of the iibilitglienty of itiadiomc iividualistidnc intercommunications?
      Is tihs an immensurablocne penomenologicahl hipothesys or the mnifestatioan of the iteligibilitny of iatimdioc iidualistindivc iommunicationcterns?
      Is this an icommensurablne phenomenological hhesipotys or the matioanifestn of the ibilitielignty of iatidiomc istialidividunc intiorcommunicaetns?
      Is this an imensurablcomne pologicaennomehl hesipothys or the mestatioifnan of the iiliteligibtny of itiamiodc ialistividundic iationtercommunicns?
      Is tihs an ilommensurabcne phenomenological hothesiyps or the mestatiofanin of the inteligibility of iomatidic idividualistinc iationcommunicertns?
      Is this an isurablmenmncoe penologicaenomhl hipothesys or the mtionifestaan of the iitbilnteligiy of iiomatidc ialistidividunc itioncommunicaertns?
      Is this an icommensurablne pnomenologicahel hothesiyps or the mfestatioanin of the ilitibinteligy of iomatiidc iidualistividnc inicationntercommus?
      Is this an irablmensucomne pgicaonomenolhel hypothesis or the mestatioanifn of the igibilitnteliy of iomatiidc ilistividuadinc intercommunications?
      Is this an immensurablcone pnologicahenomel hisypothes or the matioifestann of the itlinteligibiy of idiomatic iistindividualc inotercommunicatins?

    2. Re:We use short words by jnana · · Score: 1

      I have no trouble with this. Not as simple as short words, but still quite readable, assuming your vocabulary includes things like 'phenomenological'.

    3. Re:We use short words by tgv · · Score: 1

      You are completely right. And funny. Most of the people here, including the poster and the editor, have got no clue at all when it comes to (psycho)-linguistics. The effect mainly exists because it uses short and frequent words. Everyone knows how difficult anagrams are, and keeping just two letters in place doesn't help. And the final letter certainly doesn't help in languages that have a lot of inflections (English has only got two forms for each noun and three for a regular verb; Catalan has 55 inflections for regular verbs).

      Put otherwise: there is only one way to scramble a four letter word keeping the first and last letter in place (tihs, taht, wehn), and none for one (a, I), two (an, is, of, to, be, or, am) or three (the, and, was, are, you, ...). That covers quite a big part of a text. About 50% to be precise.

      So, the a-minor-tone-feed rulest is tatylol and celtomeply blockols, if you ask me (a computer scientist with 15 years of experience in computational psycho-linguistics).

      Theo

  144. fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must have had a lot of fun with that perlscript.

    hguone ton saw ver nialp a wen syawla I
    (:

  145. Pronouncable acronyms, maybe? by Viqsi · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much of the idea of acronyms that people think they can pronounce arises partly from overgeneralized usage of this ability of the brain.

    It'd be one of the better explanations as to why I see so many disagreements between people as to how to pronounce an acronym or whether to do so at all - different error correction bases, or something.

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    --
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    If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed.
  146. axl yxxr bxe axe bxxxxg to us by tjstork · · Score: 1


    Does it always work?

    What if I use a mixture of tall and short letters in the side?

    axl ywrjr baee axtxe bwejkjkjkg to us

    or what if I vary the length?

    aasdfl yasdfr basdfe aasdfe basdfg tasdfo uasdfs

    --
    This is my sig.
  147. Does it fix grammar? by dmorin · · Score: 1
    According to a research at an English university, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only importent(sp!) thing is that first and last letter is at the right place.

    Good lord I can still barely understand it.

    1. Re:Does it fix grammar? by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      I was going to post a similar comment, but figured I couldn't be the only one who saw it.

      Stuff the jumbling, I had to read that section several times to make sense of it.

  148. There's NOTHING backing this up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There appears to be no actual research grounds to this. Plus, they misspelled research (too many ch's), thought (missing h) and important. Seems a bit unlikely to have been actual research :)

  149. Fluency in speaking != fluency in writing. by Sarvagya · · Score: 1

    Just make sure if her english "writing" skills are on par with her english speaking skills, which you claim are adequate. BTW, english is NOT my native language and I had no problem whatsoever reading the post.

  150. The Definitive Misspelling Post by The+Monster · · Score: 3, Funny
    I think your post is proof that we definately do need the middle letters.
    But it's apparently not so definite which letters we need.

    <sigh>

    --

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    SVM, ERGO MONSTRO.

    1. Re:The Definitive Misspelling Post by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 1

      But it's apparently not so definite which letters we need.

      Et's nut my fualt! A trajic smelting axident left me uneble to spell.

      Stop Orpressing Me! Ded you see hem oporsing me?

      --
      Just because I doubt myself does not mean I find your position compelling.
  151. Compression worse... by douglips · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's easy. Let's say you have a text file that consists of 14,000 instances of the word "begat". This compresses to a file that simply indicates "repeat 14,000 'begat '".

    Now, after you scrmable it, it's got equal quantities of begat, beagt, baget, baegt, bgeat, and bgaet. It's not so easy to compress any more.

    Essentially, you're increasing the entropy of the file by a fair amount. Truly random data is not so easy to compress as english, because english has lots of order. Added disorder or entropy means compression is just not as easy.

    1. Re:Compression worse... by InadequateCamel · · Score: 2, Informative

      >Essentially, you're increasing the entropy of the file by a fair amount.

      Pardon me for being picky and off-topic, but this is a little peeve of mine...

      Definition: Entropy
      n 1: (thermodynamics) a measure of the amount of energy in a system that is available for doing work; entropy increases as matter and energy in the universe degrade to an ultimate state of inert uniformity [ant: ectropy]

      "Disorder" is a terrible way of describing entropy, and to use the word entropy to describe disorder is even worse. Having said that, in computing the word has long since been hijacked to mean disorder (Shannon's formula?), so I must admit that your use is a little more valid than "My bedroom has a high degree of entropy".

      Just my 2 cents! (sorry)

    2. Re:Compression worse... by skeptikos · · Score: 1

      You made a very good point, indeed. However, the terminology you used is not accurate. The entropy of the file does not change after you shuffle the characters (I am assuming a file is a sequence of symbols we call characters). The entropy, as Shannon defined it (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Entropy.html), depends on the relative frequence of each symbol.

      111111000000, 101010101010, 100101101100

      have all the same entropy and if you compress them using Huffman's algorithm you should get the same length.

      What you changed in your example is the Kolmogorov
      complexity, http://mathworld.wolfram.com/KolmogorovComplexity. html , and some compression algorithms will feel the difference.

    3. Re:Compression worse... by cicadia · · Score: 1
      That's easy. Let's say you have a text file that consists of 14,000 instances of the word "begat".

      Of course, you don't actually have a file like that. What you have is the dictionary file, which should contain exactly one copy of each word.

      Dictionaries tend to compress really well because they are already in alphabetical order, and because, most of the time, every word contains some prefix in common with the word immediately preceeding it (in fact, this should be true for all but 26 words in the file). Compression takes advantage of those prefixes by storing them as references to earlier parts of the file, rather than spelling out "behaviour, behavioural, behaviourally, behavioured, behaviourism" and so on.

      Scrbmilang the words in the file means that the compression algorithm doesn't have those prefixes to work with anymore, and so it takes a lot more bits to describe the position of each letter in each word.

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    4. Re:Compression worse... by saden1 · · Score: 1

      "My bedroom has a high degree of entropy"

      If you think your bedroom has a high degree of entropy you should checkout the level of entropy my hair has! It is truly entropy-tastic!

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    5. Re:Compression worse... by HalB · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, entropy is the energy NOT available to do work...

      Even though the original poster did misuse entropy, even in the information theory context... From www.dictionary.com:

      2. A measure of the disorder or randomness in a closed system.

      and Webster.com:

      1 : a measure of the unavailable energy in a closed thermodynamic system that is also usually considered to be a measure of the system's disorder

      Get over it. 8')

    6. Re:Compression worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to pick nits.

      You assume that a symbol is a 1 or a 0. That is fine for fixed length alphabets, but most encoding/compression applies equally well to variable length alphabets (taking advantage of the five byte word " the " nicely). Then shuffling the bits does matter quite a bit.

      Huffman compression is usually introduced as fixed alphabet, variable length encoding, but applies quite well to non-fixed alphabets. It is unfortunate that the site you linked to restricts the discussion to the fixed alphabet of bits.

    7. Re:Compression worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, after you scrmable it, it's got equal quantities of begat, beagt, baget, baegt, bgeat, and bgaet. It's not so easy to compress any more.

      The compression ratio would have been completely unaffected if you were using Huffman, though. Every instance of the word would be 18 bits (with the space) regardless of how the letters were arranged.

      The 84,000-byte file would compress to 31,500 bytes before and after scrambling.

      And if you think this kind of entropy does a number on gzip, try running it through bzip2, which uses block sorting.

    8. Re:Compression worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Better and better compression schemes work by taking advantage of more and more order that can be squeezed out of a file. This comes at a cost of processor power, and harsher penalties for more entropy. That's only natural.

    9. Re:Compression worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you're going to quote the dictionary, quote the whole definition. See that "(thermodynamics)"? That means you're looking at the definition specific to the field of thermodynamics, which is one of several.
      entropy
      n. pl. entropies

      1. Symbol S For a closed thermodynamic system, a quantitative measure of the amount of thermal energy not available to do work.
      2. A measure of the disorder or randomness in a closed system.
      3. A measure of the loss of information in a transmitted message.
      4. The tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity.
      5. Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society.
      Disorder in a data file is, by definition, entropy.

      STUPID!
    10. Re:Compression worse... by CarlDenny · · Score: 3, Informative

      The first half dozen occurances of the definition you quoted also included:
      2: (communication theory) a numerical measure of the uncertainty of an outcome; "the signal contained thousands of bits of information"

      If it's a pet peeve of yours, perhaps you should make a study of statistical mechanics and information theory, where the concept and term are more clearly and quantitatively defined. With a slightly deeper understanding of statistical mechanics, you will find that ther term is more fundamental than you thought, and that they are mathematically identical, applied to two separate fields. With this understanding, your objection is similar to saying that length is defined by the distance between two ends of an object, and that talking about the length of a file, or a length of time, is completely wrong.

      While the term originated in thermodynamics, it was given a formal definition (even within the realm of physics) by Boltzmann with the development of statistical mechanics. Statistical mechanics allow Boltzmann to formulate and discuss entropy well in advance of energy or temperature. When they do enter the picture, thermodynamic (dQ/dt) entropy is identical to the statistical definition, with temperature defined by 1/t = d(Energy)/d(entropy) where those ds are partial derivatives. It's actually a fascinating topic, and a beautiful mathematical insight.

      The description and definition used by Boltzmann for statistical mechanics are exactly the same as those used in information theory:
      Entropy = Sum (-p(state)*ln(p(state)))
      (over all possible states)
      Or, with all states equally likely (the equipartition principle):
      Entropy = ln( # of possible states)

      Which is, of course, why Shannon used the term and the definition.

      Sorry to contradict you, but misunderstandings and misuse of the term entropy are also pet peeves of mine, and this is not one of them. ;)

    11. Re:Compression worse... by c_wraith · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've never studied compression... Entropy is a well-defined term in information theory, and has been for more than 50 years. See this page:

      Shannon's Entropy

    12. Re:Compression worse... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Pardon me for being picky and off-topic, but this is a little peeve of mine...

      Definition: Entropy
      n 1: (thermodynamics) a measure of the amount of energy in a system that is available for doing work; entropy increases as matter and energy in the universe degrade to an ultimate state of inert uniformity [ant: ectropy]


      That's backwards.

      As time goes on, the avaliable energy goes down. If enthropy increases as time goes on, it must be a measure of the energy that is NOT avaliable for doing work.

      And it's probably fair game to include elements of a system that force unnecessary expenditures of energy within "enthropy".

    13. Re:Compression worse... by InadequateCamel · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm. Very thorough! My lack of knowledge of information theory shines through...

      I admit that I did a very half-hearted search for entropy in computing to find that blurb on Shannon, and I apologise for looking like I was trying to come across as a pro!

      I thought the original poster was using entropy in the artsy literature sense and got agitated.

      But your run-down of Boltzmann's work got me to pick up my stat mech book again, so thanks!

    14. Re:Compression worse... by InadequateCamel · · Score: 1

      Ugh. Sorry about the cut-and-pasted definition; thank you all for the correction! Back on track...

      I think that this is one of those cases where everyday use of a word eventually overtakes its original definition/use/intent, whether it is right or wrong. But just like people mangled the expression "eat your cake and have it too" into "have your cake and eat it too" many moons ago, the entropy=disorder statement is becoming much too prevalent.

      We tell beginning chemists/physicists that entropy is chaos, randomness and disorder, because it is easier than expressing it in terms of available states. The problem arises when a student is visualizing this in terms of everyday problems, such as ice cubes in water. Once the ice cubes melt the student thinks that entropy is decreasing because the "disordered" "chaotic" ice cubes melt and become indistinguishable from the rest of the water.

      The exact opposite is true because the ice chips constrain the number of ways that the water molecules can arrange themselves, and thus there are less available states for energy distribution.

      So just because the dictionary of the day says it is right doesn't mean that the meaning of the word hasn't been hijacked! But as far as the original poster is concerned, it turns out that he did not misuse the word at all! CarlDenny replied to my blurb/rant with a lovely description and you should take a look...

    15. Re:Compression worse... by abostick59 · · Score: 1

      I thought the original poster was using entropy in the artsy literature sense and got agitated. What is the "artsy literature sense" of entropy? I don't believe I've encountered this usage of the word before. Could you give one or two examples?

  152. Original research by fafalone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I brought this up over at ScienceForums yesterday, and someone pointed to the mentioned article that says: "They wrote up their results in the 29 April 1999 issue of Nature, but I've been unable to find it online."
    The original article that particular blog is based on can be found here
    Abstract is here
    and full text (HTML and PDF w/ images) for those without access to Nature is here

    However, this research was done on words that are reversed, not internally scrambled. I have been unable to locate research on the letter order within longer words, however the principle is accurate and I'm sure it exists.

  153. Perl is SO verbose by Chmarr · · Score: 1

    Here's a similar working program in python:

    #! /usr/bin/env python

    import fileinput, re, random

    def scramble_word ( mo ):
    word = mo.group(0)
    innards = list(word[1:-1])
    random.shuffle(innards)
    return word[0] + "".join(innards) + word[-1]

    for l in fileinput.input():
    l = re.sub ( "\w{4,}", scramble_word, l )
    print l

    1. Re:Perl is SO verbose by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      No, perl coders are sometimes verbose.

      Compare your script to this perl script. Once you delete the comments and whitespace, it's not terribly different.

      I could refine isomeme's script a bit and make it smaller, if you like...

      --
      "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    2. Re:Perl is SO verbose by jnana · · Score: 1

      The difference, of course, is that without knowing Python or Perl, the Python script is perfectly understandable without comments, and the Perl script is, well, like all Perl scripts, unreadable.

    3. Re:Perl is SO verbose by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      I can read perl just fine, and understand what's going on.

      The difference is knowing the language in question.

      Of course, I've been published in an O'Reilly book for having the dubious distinction of scoring a 2nd place in the 4th Annual Obfuscated Perl Contest.

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    4. Re:Perl is SO verbose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Congrats on the 2nd place. That's awesome! I think the parent was trying to make the point though that somebody who knows neither of the languages in question will be able to read the average python script pretty well and follow what is going on but will hopelessly lost in the average perl script.

      Btw, do you have a pointer to your obfuscated Perl entry?

    5. Re:Perl is SO verbose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... here.

      Mine's the string permuter.

    6. Re:Perl is SO verbose by Chmarr · · Score: 1

      It certainly helps when 'random.scramble()' is part of the standard libraries :)

    7. Re:Perl is SO verbose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty cool!

  154. pron by yulek · · Score: 1

    see subject. we kenw tihs lnog ago...

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  155. My version of scramble.pl by vhold · · Score: 1

    Came up with this after receiving an email that contained just the little bit of text.

    #!/usr/bin/perl -p -w
    use strict;

    sub scramble {
    my @i = split(//, shift);
    my @o;

    push(@o, splice( @i, rand( @i ))) while @i;
    return join('', @o);;
    }

    s/\b(\w)(\w\w+)(\w)/$1 . scramble($2) . $3/eg;

    # Seems to work pretty well.

  156. Already discussed at /. and with better Perl by JusTyler · · Score: 1

    This topic was discussed at length just YESTERDAY here at /. :-)

    The Perl script was better too, with a far cuter scrambling technique. Jamie can't code for twinkies.

  157. Re:Riddle me this: Tihs is iprmoetnt? ipomtnet? .. by veddermatic · · Score: 1
    Sm ffct f y drp ll cnsnnts.


    I think you meant:
    Sm ffct f y drp ll vwls.

    Or maybe:
    ae ee i ou o a ooa.

    But that one is a lot harder.
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  158. Wow by inertia187 · · Score: 1

    Cool new fad. I bet I can try and not use it. ;-)

    --
    A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
  159. Oh really? by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

    ...it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. ...

    So tell that to a prospective employer that is reading a resume full of typos like this...

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  160. Salam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else first think this was about Raed from
    Baghdad.

  161. Reeding Sloshdat gaive mee by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    plentie prhactice in reedieng ani kaind of splelieng misstaiks flooentlie...

    --
    Oh well, what the hell...
  162. Pattern Recognition by fireman · · Score: 0

    This is not unusual. If you practice speed reading, you do not read out each letter of a word as you reading text. You are trained to look for patterns of words and phrases.

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  163. funny you mention this by _avs_007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work in a lab. A while back, we did a useability(sp?) study on user interfaces.

    We were trying to figure out why text messaging on phones is such a hit in Japan, and yet everyone over here thinks its rather clumsy.

    The study basically pointed out, that to say something like, "I love you", requires you to "type" a lot of characters to convey that message. Using Kanji, one or two characters will suffice. I should've known, (being married to a chinese person), but after I thought about it, it makes a lot of sense. I have flashbacks of watching old chinese movies, and seeing the characters say a few characters, and the english subtitles would be a paragraph long.... And conversly watching english movies, and the guy rambles on-and-on, and the subtitles contains a handful of chinese characters...

  164. Re:Riddle me this: Tihs is iprmoetnt? ipomtnet? .. by August_zero · · Score: 1

    Not quite the same effect with the dropped vowels, (you said drop all cons, I am guessing you meant vowels) as i found the missing vowels a bit harder to read; readable, but just slower going.

    Certainly context plays a big part, at least for those words that are less familiar, and of course some words may have the same first, last and interior letters in a different order. consider this:

    thaw doulw nappeh fi uoy deverser eht tirsf dna tasl setterl? nac uoy ltils dear ti?

    I find myself reading the words backwards myself, still trying to find what the first and last letters are.

    And I would think that this whole process falls apart when trying to read large words:
    hmoahepoty, or catunenakos, or even tolievesn.

    Good stuff

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  165. But seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't this defeat some sort of Carnivore-style email keyword search?

    'Bmob' sails right through but 'Bomb' gets tagged and read by Poindexter.

    1. Re:But seriously by Idolatre · · Score: 1

      tnohgit on cnn: trertsrois use bad sleglnpi to tdare inurctntosis for biunlidg wpanoes of msas dseurnticot by eiaml!

  166. Whow by MoobY · · Score: 1

    I am utterly amazed that I can read all of that without a single problem, even as a non-native speaker of English.

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  167. Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha, the second I saw this post I thought of jeffk.

  168. Jumble... by wdavies · · Score: 1

    Now if only Jumble came with first and last in right place - or maybe they can make sure they never are...

    This is an an intriguing area for me, I love doing crosswords, and it is very noticeable that obtaining first and last letters massively increase the ability to recall.

    The question would seem to be, why are the word boundaries so important to the neural architecture for recognizing words (well, I guess one has to break up a sentence...) and the middle letters are mutable...

    I'm guessing this isn't a hardwired feature of the brain, but rather a developmental one (I mean, the brain comes with an English version?) I'd guess it'd apply to other languages, but what about ones based on concept symbols, such as chinese and japanese? or is it a hardwired feature of our vision system that happens to work on word recognition?

    The Rumelhart, Hinton book on Parallel Distributed Processing has a nice discussion on parallel word recognition, but I dont think it clearly addresses
    order of middle words... but it does suggest that maybe word edges would give stronger activation strengths, and thus reduce the number of potential concept matches massively, allowing out of order letters to trigger the final match.

  169. Taths waht I awylays siad by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    Aremcinas are the sukcs.

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  170. Possible explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most likely we are getting enough context clues from shorter words. Words with less than 4 chars. are always correct. Words with 4 chars. have only two possible permutations, one of which is the correct one.

  171. Perl Golf by pez · · Score: 1

    Please, oh please someone do justice to the Perl language and post this in a one-liner! Certainly 5 lines are more than sufficient!!!

    1. Re:Perl Golf by pez · · Score: 1

      Well here is something close...

      #!/usr/bin/perl

      sub sc{my(@a,@b)=split//,shift;push@b,splice@a,rand@a, 1 while@a;join'',@b;}
      while(<>){s/\b([a-z])([a-z]+) ([a-z])\b/$1.sc($2).$3/gei;print;}

      Note that there shouldn't be a space on the last line... /. seems to be putting it in there.

    2. Re:Perl Golf by pez · · Score: 1

      A little better... can anyone improve?

      #!/usr/bin/perl
      s!\b(\w)(\w+)(\w)\b!$ 1.join('',sort{.5+rand}split//,$2).$3!gei,print while<>;

      Note: slashdot is putting in an extra space after the \b!$. Remove that to try it out.

    3. Re:Perl Golf by pez · · Score: 1

      Someone stop me.

      perl -ne's!\b(\w)(\w+)(\w)\b!$1.join("",sort{.5+rand}sp lit//,$2).$3!gei,print'

    4. Re:Perl Golf by tlhf · · Score: 1
      Taking it a little further...


      The \b are not needed because the \w+ match is greedy. So is the -i modifier on the regex. The print statement can be replaced with a -p modifier. With a -p modifier then -n is assumed, so it too becomes unnecessary. We can remove the need for a $3 by lookaheading for the last character, which in turn allows us remove the parenthesis on the join statement. I've also replaced the "!" regex barriers with "|" ones cause they're prettier. I imagine them as being pink. I wonder if there's a font with flowers instead? With these in mind, we can reduce your code to:


      perl -npe's|(\w)(\w+)(?=\w)|$1.join"",sort{.5+rand}spli t//,$2|ge'


      With, obviously, out the linebreak. Your random sorting algorithm isn't that random either, but good enough. Far better than I can come up with in such short space. Oddly enough, I'd written a script to do this prior to even reading slashdot (I'd seen it on a friends blog), and despite it not being golf (thank you List::Util::shuffle) it bares an uncany respemblence to yours.


      I've have a feeling the replacement part of the regex could be shortened more, but I know not how.


      xxx

    5. Re:Perl Golf by tlhf · · Score: 1
      You may have noticed the intentional (me? lie?) mistake in leaving in the -n. And poor writing. The -i isn't needed because it's gready, but because \w is the same* as [0-9a-zA-Z_]. I found you can also use the paradigm of sort{rand 2} over sort{.5+rand} without sacrificising the pseudo-randomness. The code is now:

      perl -pe's|(\w)(\w+)(?=\w)|$1.join"",sort{rand 2}split//,$2|ge'

      Which is a lot shorter than the code in the story ^_^. And survives slashdot mangling ^_^.

      When I did look at the randomness for the values of occurances of how the string "abcdef" got randomized the results weren't great:

      abcdef: 1/ 8
      abcedf: 1/ 8
      acbdef: 1/ 8
      acbedf: 1/ 8
      adbcef: 1/32
      adbecf: 1/32
      adcbef: 1/32
      adcebf: 1/32
      adebcf: 1/16
      adecbf: 1/16
      aebcdf: 1/32
      aebdcf: 1/32
      aecbdf: 1/32
      aecdbf: 1/32
      aedbcf: 1/16
      aedcbf: 1/16

      But, these variations in probability for different possibilities occur in words of only 6 letters or greater. I got the same results with the sort{.5+rand} paradigm. I suppose the probability of where the letters fall doesn't really matter tho.

      xxx
      *According to perlretut, anyway. But whether they are functionally identical is anyone's guess.

    6. Re:Perl Golf by pez · · Score: 1

      If only I had some mod points (and could post & mod in the same discussion).

      Well done!

    7. Re:Perl Golf by tlhf · · Score: 1
      In case you're interested, on advice from fxn, the code can become just:

      perl -pe's|\B(\w+)\B|join"",sort{rand 2}split//,$1|ge'

      Which is frigteningly impressive.

      xxx

  172. simple encryption application by bobtroy · · Score: 1

    With this phenomenon, it seems one could use a simple letter-replacement encryption (applying it to the scrambled words) that would be much harder to decipher.

    1. Re:simple encryption application by shibboleth · · Score: 1

      Do you mean cleartext 1-> ctealxret 2-> ciphertext ?

      If yes, I think you're right. Step 1 would be useful to add as an encryption preprocessing step because cryptanalysis involves looking for translations of the ciphertext back into a natural language, not gibberish.

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  173. You still have to have the *right* letters between by Anderlan · · Score: 1

    I read this

    'Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ...
    and thought it was talking about impotent things. You still have to get the right letters between, even if not in the right order, in order to make sense. So most /. editors and contributors are NOT off the hook. Sincerely, the Selplnig Nzai
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  174. is this like that amazon bug? by goon+america · · Score: 1
    > curl -I http://www.amazon.com:80/exec/obidos/subst/home/ho me.html

    HTTP/1.1 405
    Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 23:07:16 GMT
    Server: Stronghold/2.4.2 Apache/1.3.6 C2NetEU/2412 (Unix) mod_fastcgi/2.2.12
    Allow: GET, POST
    Cneonction: close
    Content-Type: text/plain

  175. i wrote this earlier today by taylorsteil · · Score: 1


    http://www.steilproject.com/cgi-bin/jumbler.pl

    and yes, that is my domain (note my last name)

  176. Dude's onto something here! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    I completely missed the fact he jumbbled the story line. I had to read it very carefully three times just to see it "this" is such a common work. [and I usually don't read /. for spelling anyway!]

    If he could figure out what makes this work for people [I'm sure similar tricks are for other languages] and apply it to machine vision it would be great. Also interesting would be what tricks like this would apply to other languages, and in turn , how those people think?

  177. personal observations by PenguinX · · Score: 1

    I'm not a linguist or a neurologist but I think that pattern matching is a different process entirely from reading a structured language. (I.e. Latin, English, music)

    Mentally speaking pattern matching seems akin to pictographs and ideographs. As evidenced by the existence of linguistics I imagine that reading a structured language is a different process entirely.

    However through my study of western humanities I can say with certitude that this knowledge (or perhaps wisdom) was common until the Renascence. This is why Latin has been preserved the way it has. One of the many functions that the "scribes" had was to safeguard the official language from confusion.

    Makes me curious about how many glaring errors I made in typing this...

  178. Not entirely correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some more detail on this topic..

    Being reasonably intelligent, and very good at pattern matching, we can do this in many cases with only the first and last letter, more if blank placeholders are preserved. We can recognise word patterns in most cases where all vowels have been dropped. When vowel position has been scrambled, we can instantly recognise the pattern without thought.

    The exact pattern matching process used by the human brain while processing text is resonably complicated, but to be brief a process similar to below is followed:

    Match the first char
    Match based upon preceding tokens
    Match based upon approximate length of string
    Match on last char
    Match on constenants
    Match on vowels
    Read the word

    There are numerous other ways in which a string can be scrambled, and yet still be ledgible. The simplest and most commonly used in matching algorithms is to drop all vowels and double charactors.

    A fully trimmed string, so far as pattern matching is concerned, would look like:

    Cognitive Sophistry --> CGNTV SPHSTRY

    Following the rules of human pattern matching, having the last letter would help here:

    CGNTVE SPHSTRY

    We can deal with this better than a fully trimmed string, having the correct length:

    C_GN_T_VE S_PH_STRY

    Of course, the following are even easier to read:

    COGNITOVE SIPHOSTRY

    All this is nothing new. We've been using these concepts in data matching algorithms for years.

    Wyatt

  179. Rmiends me of... by TamMan2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pron

    Cna't beileve I was the frist to say it...

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  180. Blows Ashcroft's E-Mail Monitor out of the water by Bob+Munck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Carnivore" or whatever it's called now suddenly has a much harder problem. Add a liberal use of slang (pun intended), metaphores, spoonerisms, and the massive and increasing volume of spam that also has to be scanned, and it's probably out of business.

  181. I blame Unix.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    Forfather to the internet with those catchy application names like:
    pwd
    diff
    netstat
    ls

    Unix is fully to blame for the start of the abreviations and its no surprise that its translated directly into the next generation. ^_^

    L8R

    --
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  182. DON'T PISS OFF MY PENIS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmmm that sounds wrong.

  183. Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have the spammers implemented this New! Improved! way of mangling the "content" in their crap? It's a good thing those Bayesian filters are getting very common, no wordlist-based filter could do anything to this.

    PS: No spammer is to utilize this "insight" as an excuse to send more spam. We get plenty of mangled garbage already!

  184. way too much Perl there by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

    perl -n -e 's#([a-z])([a-z]+)([a-z])#my %tt; my @w=split(//,$2); foreach (@w)
    { $tt{$_} = rand; } @w = sort { $tt{$a} $tt{$b}; } @w; $1.join("",@w).$3;#ieg; print;'

    (watch line wrap)

    I have to admit, I blatantly stole Jamie's randomizer code. I believe his Perl code may have been a SysV derivative. Bottom line, get a $700 SCO license before running the above code. Thanks.

    Michael

  185. Ascenders, Descenders, & ALL CAPS by Skiffley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a graphic design student, I have been taught that it is more difficult to read blocks of text that have been made in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. The reason for this is that the ascenders (pieces going up from the main body of the word, like the top of the "d" in "word") and descenders (like "y" in "you") help us to see the word at a glance. In effect, once we have gotten used to reading the english language, we no longer read letters at all, but words as whole characters. Even when the middle letters are scrambled, the letters have almost the same shape. I would like to see someone try this little experiment with capital letters, as I doubt it would work nearly as well.

  186. Agreed by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine wrote an email to this effect. It took me a minute of deliborate effort to unscramble "nriingoebhg." Of course, there were contextual clues, but they don't help that much if you can't parse it instantly.

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  187. Dupe-de-doo.. by WeblionX · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one on Slashdot with enough of a long term memory to realize that this is not new, and possibly a Slashdot dupe?

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    1. Re:Dupe-de-doo.. by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      Apparently :-)

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  188. Great, just great. More stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is like that Ebonics bullshit a few years ago when the bleeding-hearts tried to legitimize the mangled English that uneducated niggers speak into a recognized language that would be taught in schools, for Christ's sake!

    Now they're essentially telling us that it's okay if you spell like shit too, because people will get the gist of what you're trying to say as long as you get the first and last letter right? Wonderful. Kids already think nothing of handing in school papers typed in SMS shorthand, as if that were perfectly acceptable.

    As someone who takes pains to speak and write proper English, with correct spelling and use of capitals and punctuation, this kind of horseshit makes my blood boil.

    1. Re:Great, just great. More stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wind your neck in, it's just an interesting little titbit.

  189. I can by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

    I can raed, but where is Raed?

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  190. Steven Pinker says: by ikebuma · · Score: 1

    yxx cxn rxxd wxrds wxthxxt vxwxls -- so why should i be surprised if "all lysdexians of teh wrold UNTIED"?

    stay alert -- ike

  191. HELP!! by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

    Help me, I can't figure it out.

    Context would help greatly in that descrable I'm thinking.

    I was never good at word scrambles anyway. Dunno why because I always aced all of those other stupid "cognitive" tests.

    Stewey

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  192. cool by $n1per · · Score: 1

    I found this very interesting, one of my aunts works with children who are dyslexic and I'm sending her this--she'll be intrigued.

  193. You mean this isn't about Where is Raed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When I saw the topic I thought it no doubt was about Where is Raed?

    http://dearraed.blogspot.com/

  194. Yes, while in reality you have less information by Kjella · · Score: 1

    If someone had written a compression algorithm which took advantage of how scrambled text is readable, it'd compress better than the normal text since you no longer need to store the order of some of the characters.

    Instead, you're now trying to compress the randomness you added. Which naturally doesn't compress well....

    Kjella

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    1. Re:Yes, while in reality you have less information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such an algorithm would run into problems though when it has to consider different words with the same starting and ending letters but different arrangements of the same letters in the middle.

    2. Re:Yes, while in reality you have less information by John+Allsup · · Score: 1


      If someone had written a compression algorithm which took advantage of how scrambled text is readable, it'd compress better than the normal text since you no longer need to store the order of some of the characters.


      The obvious problem with such an algorithm is that it would be unusable when the source text contained words that are 'scramble-equivalent' but which the context in insufficient to distinguish between.

      This is not a good example given more context, but just consider: He feels like the wind. vs. He flees like the wind.

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  195. Ok gzip does not really work on binarys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a better compression(that should be used). Zip normal can not come close on pure text. Now the problem I dont know what size the out put is. But is compression is fine for binarys.

    Binarys have random layouts why this happens.

    Your resultes are incomplet did zip win or did it still lose. What was the zip size of the compress section or the percent of the Gzip compress to file size.

    This could be just a strange file effect on that file. This happens Gzip is built to compress source code and other docs. Basicly it is not ment to be used on binarys even though slackware does.

    Basicly there is Bzip2 as well the compare is important. Because some times it is not even worth compression.

  196. That's because by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

    That's because "CH" is one of those pairs that's hard to split. :-)

    Stewey

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  197. My 7 year old was able to read the post by LouSir · · Score: 1

    I find this very interesting. I showed it to my 7 year old (very advanced reader) thinking she would not be able to read it because she would go to slow and try to read each letter because she was so young. It turns out she read it as well as I did. Even young children appear to be able to look at the words instead of read them. When she was in pre-school they had words on the board they called "sight words". Words that you should know by sight instead of reading. Like the, it, that, she etc.. I guess this is the way we end up reading as we get used to the word patterns. What did your children do ? LouSir

  198. it's about recognizing patterns. by TermV · · Score: 1

    Reading isn't putting together letters as much as it is recognizing what words look like. When you've learned how to read, you stop scanning each letter. Instead, you start recognizing patterns. This is why it is so difficult to spot transposition errors in text. If we had to read text one letter at a time, it would take forever for us to read anything.

    I seem to recall that this was a reason that dyslexics have difficulty reading. The way they perceive text doesn't allow them to develop the pattern recognition that most people are able to master.

    It would be interesting to see if we could use this concept to test peoples' reading abilities. You can't graduate high school if you can't pass a test based on a scrambled passage of text.

  199. FCUK by use_compress · · Score: 1

    So much for the innocence of "French Connection, United Kindom"

  200. Dupe from PGP posting... by nacturation · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=78588&cid=6966 974

    I guess someone submitted it as a story. Too bad the AC didn't get any credit.

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  201. It's tmie sonomee did tihs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wlil begin by dsbiiecnrg a puocderre nmead CykilttSSee1 that uses a pleyar key to dcyrept the dsik key.

    The pdcrroeue rternus no vaule. (It is of tpye "viod".)

    The pcurroede teaks two aurgtemns.

    The fsirt argmneut is nmaed KEY, and is a pienotr to a vcetor of six uinnesgd bytes. Tsehe byets illaniity ctoanin an eptnreycd dsik key. They wlil evtnllauey hlod the deerycptd disk key cuepmotd by the pcuoerrde.

    The soencd arenumgt is nmead im, and is a pnoiter to a voectr of six uesignnd betys. Teshe bteys are the deicotpyrn key (the pyealr key) that the prrocedue wlil use to decpyrt the betys in the vriblaae nmaed KEY.

    The poerrdcue mkaes use of seearvl terrmpoay (laocl) vbreiaals.

    Trrmeoapy vraaelbis t1 trhuogh t6 are uennsigd ieenrtgs.

    Tparreomy vaablrie k is a vecotr of five uiennsgd bytes.

    Topemrray vrbiaale i is an ieegntr, uesd as a loop iednx.

    The body of prrcoduee CSSyeeklitt1 is as foollws:

    1. Take btye 0 of im, OR it with the hdxieecaaml csoanntt 01x00, and store the rsluet in t1.

    2. Tkae btye 1 of im and store it in t2.

    3. Take byets 2-5 of im and sorte tehm in t3.

    4. Tkae the low odrer there bits of t3, whcih can be copmtued by the AND of t3 wtih the coastnnt 7, and srtoe the rulest in t4.

    5. Mpllituy t3 by 2, add 8, sacbturt t4, and srtoe the rluest bcak in t3.

    6. Sotre 0 in t5.

    7. Beign a loop by iiiiiztlanng i to 0. Tihs viraable wlil rgnae from 0 to 4, and wlil be uesd to idnex the vlibaare k, whcih hodls a fvie byte imadtteernie rseult in the dtyprceoin of the six byte key.

    8. Cinnotue lnooipg wihle i is lses tahn 5, iiteecmrnnng i by 1 on each sqsneeuubt psas tohugrh the loop. Wehn i is eqaul to 5, exit the loop by jinupmg to setp 20.

    9. Use t2 as an iednx itno the tblae CbSSta2, and rrvtieee a btye, wichh we'll call b1. Use t1 as an idnex into talbe CbtaSS3, and ritvreee aonhetr btye, wihch we'll clal b2. Cpomute b1 XOR b2 and srtoe the rsluet in t4.

    10. Sfiht t1 rgiht by 1 bit, and sorte the rsulet in t2.

    11. Take the low-odrer bit of t1 (whcih can be obieatnd by tanikg the AND of t1 and the csatnnot 1), sifht it lfet by 8 btis, and XOR it wtih t4. Stroe the result back in t1.

    12. Use t4 as an idenx itno the tbale CtbaSS4, and rvrieete a byte. Sorte the rueslt in t4.

    13. Shfit the cttnneos of t3 rhigt by 3 bits, XOR it wtih t3, sfiht the rlseut rghit by 1 bit, XOR it with t3, sfiht the ruslet rhgit by 8 bits, XOR it wtih t3, sfiht the rlsuet right by 5 btis, and ecraxtt the low oderr byte by AnDiNg it with the hxieecmaadl caosnntt 0xff. Srtoe the rueslt in t6.

    14. Shift the cttnnoes of t3 left by 8 btis, OR it wtih t6, and stroe the rsluet in t3.

    15. Use t6 as an idnex into the tbale CSSbat4, and rrtveeie a btye. Store the rulest in t6.

    16. Add totheegr t6, t5, and t4, and stroe the relust back itno t5.

    17. Extcrat the low odrer btye of t5 (wcihh can be dnoe by ADiNng t5 wtih the hcxeedmaail cnntaot 0fxf), and srtoe the rulest in the i-th byte of the vtocer k.

    18. Shfit t5 rihgt by 8 bits and srtoe the rsuelt back itno t5.

    19. Rrteun to step 8 to cioutnne lpoonig.

    20. This is where we end up wehn the first loop is cleotmpe.

    21. Bgien aehnotr loop by iaziiiinntlg the vrbaaile i to 9. This vaailrbe wlil rgnae form 9 down to 0. The vleuas of (i+1) and i wlil be uesd to idnex itno the 11 btye tlabe CtSSab0, whsoe enteemls are of csoure nmeerubd from 0 to 10. This talbe deecsbirs a poirettaumn of the 6 byte key; its entmeels are ieerngts from 0 to 5.

    22. Coutinne linpoog wihle i is geeartr than or equal to 0, dmcnneeeirtg i by 1 on ecah ssqbeenuut psas thrgouh the loop. Wehn i is lses than 0, eixt the loop by jupinmg to step 25.

    23. Use i+1 as an inedx itno the table CSSbat0, and clal the rvireeetd vaule p1. Use i as an idenx into the tlbae CtbaSS0, and call the rvieeertd vuale p0.

  202. Come get me RIAA by Apreche · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see if they search for

    Led Zlepneipn - Sriawty to Hvaeen.mp3

    hahahahah!!!!!

    (applies pearl script to mp3 directory)

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    1. Re:Come get me RIAA by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      In the dying days of napster, that actually worked. They were banning songs, and the only way to still find popular music was to misspell it. They started catching on to that after a while to.

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  203. thanks by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

    The spammers now have a new weapon against Bayesian filtering. Nice work.

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  204. Hluk by OriginalGlug · · Score: 1
    Wow, when I first read that, my brain parsed it as "ENRAGE YOUR PENIS!!!" Which sounds like a really bad idea.
    You won't like my penis when it's angry.
  205. YOU FIAL IT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it IS true! Dyslexics definitely has more fnu!

    RFTA. You're not spespuod to mvoe the frist and lsat lttrees.

  206. Falls apart with most long words... by Da_Weasel · · Score: 1

    Long and uncommon words rarely work with this. After almost an hour of piping all conversations through scrmable.pl on IRC we figured out that is really only works good on word with6 or less letters, and even then only on common words.

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  207. No wonder by LowTolerance · · Score: 0

    This explains why proofreading a paper can be so damned hard sometimes.

  208. ANSWER (SPOILER) by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    neighboring

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  209. Hloy fcuk! by stubblehead · · Score: 1

    It wroks!

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  210. Won't scramble "fuck" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's cuz some fancy schmancy store beat 'em to it - don't tell me you're unaware of the French Connection UK (FCUK)!

  211. My own experience? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    All the people i know who read at all quickly "see" the word, rather than hear it, and are able to go at much faster than speaking speed, whereas all the people who leared phonics tend to hear it, and thus cant read much faster than they can read aloud.

    I laso noticed that if i read a word the wrong way once, i tend to see it the wrong way untill someone points it out to me. I dont really process the word, it just goes straight into my brain.

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  212. Read it as good as any I think..... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    I doubt anyone who learned English as a second language would be able to read the scrambled words as easily as most Slashdotters.

    I'm a Norwegian, native language Norwegian, but I talk and read a lot on the Internet in english, use a lot of english software, higher education had books in english, and in general there's a lot of american english series and movies on TV.

    I think many in the Western culture can read it quite well, even if it is a second language. You tend to get pick up quite a bit of it, if you want to or not...

    Kjella

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  213. Randomness is incompressible by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Introducing random letter sequencing adds randomness, which results in a larger file since the randomness is itself incompressible data.

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  214. Wait'll Congress gets wind of this.. by New_And_Improved · · Score: 1

    I'm no expert but wouldn't this render even the simplest decryption method a lot harder for machines to crack that depend on properly spelled words to tell when the job is finished? And what about all the workplace e-mail filters/monitors? How long till "Moms against Terrorism/Drugs/Smart_Ass_Kids" gets bad spelling made a felony? Or SCO press release #4312 proves a dictionary is really a circumvention device subject to the DMCA? Only people who hate freedom would play around with this bad spelling business.

  215. Who ndees a Prel spirct? by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

    Who ndees a Prel spirct? I type like taht all the tmie. No, raelly.

  216. But... by $0.02 · · Score: 1

    Deos taht scpirt voilate the DCMA?

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  217. hmmm by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

    I think the phonics are really necessary for beginning readers. I've seen kids taught on the "whole word" method who were COMPLETELY unable to figure out a really basic word that they haven't ever seen before.

    But, the whole concept of making a kid read is an exercise in helping them to develop their own "whole word" recognition, hence why the shift changes from phonics to "reading" somewhere in elementary school.

    Good point tho.

    Stewey

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  218. It makes sense, but.... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    I understood everything but 'ceehiro'.

    This reminds me of that 'finger reading'. You know, learn to read 15 times faster with better comprehension? It was based on the premise of looking at BLOCKS of words, rather than one word at a time. Over the course of a few weeks, you can tach your brain to understand the blocks of words, so you don't have to mentally sound-out every word (unless of course, you are hooked on phonics).

    The first and foremost thing I can see this being used for is for HIDING FROM THE RIAA by scarmbling the titels of songs you share on kzaa.

    1. Re:It makes sense, but.... by plugger · · Score: 1

      You can scramble the titles, but how would people search for them? Searching on every combination of middle letters would drastically increase the time taken to search.

    2. Re:It makes sense, but.... by descil · · Score: 1

      "Cheerio."
      It's not palced as wlel in cnoextt as the oehtr wrdos, wihch mkaes it hrdaer.

      It's also considerably more difficult to write in that method, and words like 'wihch' would be harder to understand if written as, say 'wcihh'. 'ch' is a solid letter, at least in my mind, separate from c or h.

  219. Depends on redundancy in language by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As you know, we don't use nearly all the combinations of letters. I imagine the more "compact" the language, the more combinations in use, the less intuitive it is.

    Most of the time we'll probably read it correct based on context anyway (e.g. expecting a verb, not a noun), but I imagine it'll be much harder and confusing.

    Kjella

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  220. The problem with that Sentence is a spelling error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep spelling is even more important that you have the right letters. Yep check the word "iprmoetnt" is importent(Opps spellchecker is still required)

  221. clogs? by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

    clogs?
    clgos?
    cogls?
    colgs?
    cgols?
    cglos?

    I don't get it. What's a "clever clog?"

    Stewey

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  222. Proof positive that this is true.... by Moskie · · Score: 1

    I skimmed over beginning of the summary ("An aoynmnuos raeedr sumbtis") without even noticing the spelling mistakes. Go figure.

  223. Disaster - How the 'Look-Say" method got started by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Note that the research was done on experienced readers.

    The disastrous "Look-Say" method of teaching English reading was started by a similar piece of research.

    The researchers studied the better readers in elementary school and found that they were reading words as chunks.

    The goal was to get all the students to be good readers. So they designed a program where they TAUGHT words as chunks, discarding teaching the language as a phonetic code. This method was called the "Look-Say" method, as opposed to the earlier "Phonics" method.

    And we ended up with a generation of illiterates who couldn't handle any word they hadn't explicitly encountered in class. They'd graduate with a written vocabulary in the hundreds of words, if that, with strange tendencies to misspell, and with no .

    The falacy is that the good students went through a progression of learning stages. First they learned letters and letter-groups as a phonetic code. Then as they gained proficiency they'd rote-memorize shortcuts for sylables, word fragments, entire common words, then progressively less common words. But when they encountered an unfamilar word they'd drop back as many levels as necessary to crack it, to the phonetic level if necessary, and do it automatically. (That's why you probably didn't even stumble the first time you encountered "Lite Beer" {or "Lite [whatever]} rather than "Light Beer".)

    Victims of the Look-Say method were taught the language, not as an alphabetic language with a phonetic code, but as a hieroglyphic language, where each word is a separate picture and must be learned separately.

    = = = =

    The observation that internally-scrambled words are easily read seems to me to be one applicable only to advanced readers. Try it on a third-grader and I bet you'll get different results.

    This limits its usefulness, and must be taken into account if you intend to do anything with it.

    (Of course it might be useful to hide adult subjects from children - at least until they are very good readers. B-) )

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  224. dcnaitoriy by zibadun · · Score: 1

    Bfeore I cuold at lsaet lokoup words in a dcnaitoriy and use a sreach enngie. Now I'm FUKCED!

  225. spelling error by xmple · · Score: 1

    Finaly a legitimization for spelling error here on /.

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  226. Yes, I wonder... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    How it would work with phonetic writing? I suspect there it'd be more like one sign = one "sound". Of course, that's not a language, so wouldn't really apply to many people ;).

    Kjella

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    1. Re:Yes, I wonder... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      The problem is phonetic writing usually is very explicit in it's break down of sounds. Most english speakers would be horrified to learn that their vowels are almost entirely impure.

      long a: /ei/
      long e: /i:/
      long i: /ai/
      ch: /tS/
      j: /dZ/

      etc... A number of the sounds, which Americans think are single sounds, are actually composed of multiple sounds.

      That's almost why IPA is nearly useless, because it neglects the "phonemic" attitudes of the language, thus you can't see the relation of long a, vs short a.

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  227. Another blow to strong AI by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    This just goes to show how much more wetware 'computing' there is to language than a mere mathematical parsing of characters - you almost have to have an intuitive 'feel' and cognitive background, a common experiential consciousness to communicate. A computer cannot easily be programmed to 'understand' a written sentence because it has not lived, all it can do is match strings and spit out canned responses programmed by someone who has. I mean, you know - this shows how much of 'communication' is in the mind of the receiver, like being able to enjoy a song you know on a radio that's full of static and a very poor signal, because you can fill in the missing information.

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  228. This might help by pbox · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because english words are made up of some common components. 'i' always comes before 'e' in 'ie' pairs, for example.

    My neighbor weighed your argument. He used a beige scale, and decided it was probably the heinous act of a foreigner to make such a statement. And you're weird. So rein in yourself, and remove the veil of ignorance, ye feisty cad!

    Thou should forfeit karma, but that is neither here nor there.

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    1. Re:This might help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously didn't receive any benefit from English lessons, then.

      "I" comes before "E", *except* after "C".

      If you're going to be a smart-ass, at least take the trouble to BE RIGHT.

    2. Re:This might help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gah! Replied to the wrong post!

    3. Re:This might help by pbox · · Score: 1

      Problematic:

      Reindeer. Oops.
      Efficient. Oops.

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  229. CAN YOU RAED TIHS? by c1ay · · Score: 1

    I treid to tset it wtih all cpas but the laemenss flietr wno't aollw it...

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  230. better compression scheme for text? by lowwave · · Score: 1

    It seems possible that one can create better compression scheme for text. If you fix both ends of a word, order the middle letters, then there are sequences appears more frequent than in nature writing. The trick is to unscramble the word based on the context. The scheme probably will introduce some errors.

  231. newsflash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old people are grouchy. And were probably grouchy to you too - when you were younger. :)

    I'm pushing 30 and found the post interesting in a forget-about-it-20-minutes kind of way, so what more do you want in the level of coverage? This is Slashdot, not a prize-winning newspaper.

    Every generation has had their slang - sometimes deliberately crafted to annoy people such as yourself. And they invariably grow out of it as they mature.

  232. But I can't spell by bluGill · · Score: 1

    I am one of the fastest readers I know, and in school always scored in the 99th percentile on reading. However I was always close to the bottom of my class in spelling. (my spelling is even worse than this post implys because I have to re-word many lines because I can't spell the word I really want) I learned to recignise words, which is the best way to read fast. It is a bad way to learn to spell those words - it means I know what the first letter is, and the last, but I don't know what is in-between other than it looks wrong on paper. Memorizing the sequence of letters is the only option I have, which is very difficult. Somehow though, memorizing how words look is not difficult at all.

    Someone in education can likely take that and write a paper - I hope you get a good grade on it.

  233. Jrebbacowky, By Lwies Colrral by CompuGlobalHyperMega · · Score: 1

    Taws biirllg, and the stlhiy toevs
    Did gyre and gilbme in the wabe:
    All msmiy wree the broooegvs,
    And the mome raths orubtage.

    Brwaee the Jbbwoecrak, my son!
    The jaws taht btie, the calws taht catch!
    Bearwe the Jjuubb brid, and shun
    The foimruus Braastecnndh!

    He took his varopl sword in hnad:
    Lnog tmie the mnomaxe foe he shogut --
    So rsteed he by the Tuumtm tere,
    And sootd ailwhe in toughht.

    And, as in usiffh tguhhot he sootd,
    The Jeocabbwrk, wtih eeys of flmae,
    Came wnfflhiig thguroh the tugley wood,
    And beurbld as it cmae!

    One, two! One, two! And trouhgh and trugohh
    The vroapl bdlae wnet skneicr-sncak!
    He lfet it daed, and with its head
    He went gmluhniapg bcak.

    And, has tohu slain the Jobbwcraek?
    Cmoe to my amrs, my bmeaish boy!
    O fobujras day! Caoollh! Cllaay!
    He cholretd in his joy.

    Taws biillrg, and the sltihy tvoes
    Did gyre and gblmie in the wbae;
    All msmiy wree the bvooogres,
    And the mmoe rahts otguarbe.

  234. The role of context.. by eniu!uine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder how much context has to do with our understanding of these sentences. Take for example these words, scrambled and taken completely out of context:

    rteglus
    blafams
    frignde

    It could be very frustrating to someone attempting to unscramble them when they find out they were completely random. It's just this sort of frustration that would make someone like me laugh out loud, or lol in the parlance of our times.

    1. Re:The role of context.. by Oswald · · Score: 1
      Very funny. At least I only wasted about ten seconds.

      Funny as hell that you got modded up as Insightful, eh? Stupid moderator.

    2. Re:The role of context.. by frentos · · Score: 1

      Any hints as to what the words are? A quickly improvised perl anagram program run over a scrabble dictionary only came up with 'fringed' for the last entry, but that violates the rule for leaving the first and last letters in place.

    3. Re:The role of context.. by frentos · · Score: 1

      Doh! That'll teach me to read further ahead.

  235. Here's another one for you to try: by durandal61 · · Score: 1

    I've often wondered at how easy it is to read text that is half-covered lengthways. Indeed, in school, I would sometimes see how much of a line of text I could cover before I could no longer read it.

    Try this yourself: Find a web page with a large block of text, and scroll the window so that the bottom of the window cuts the last line in half. Read it.

    So why don't we just write half our letters and be done with it? Handwritten text would be akward to write, but books and documents, on the other hand, could use 50% less paper.

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  236. No one has mentioned "pron" yet? by vudufixit · · Score: 1

    Or that the principle at work here is called (I think) "closure."

    Is it dangerous to our language to promulgate this sort of thing?
    By reassuring writers that their scrambled verbiage can in many cases be readable, we may be heading to a slippery slope of increasing incomprehensibility.

  237. Not news for nerds by flemflam · · Score: 1

    This is news? Come on. People have been posting stories spelled randomly on Slashdot for years.

  238. your .sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I appologize for replying to you .sig but I believe it is incorrect. The quote actually comes from Benjamin Franklin and is as follows: "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." --Benjamin Franklin

  239. yes but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    y3s but c4n j00 r34d th1s ???

  240. In order to stave off inevitable insanity... by ecloud · · Score: 1

    spelling Nazis might as well shoot themselves in the head right now.

  241. Can You Raed Tihs if you're blind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone know if this finding is also valid for reading Braille?

  242. Star Compression by millette · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Star Compression by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      really neat... of course though, it only works well as long as the dictionary itself is quite small...

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  243. examples from /usr/share/dict/linux.words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aboard abroad, actuators autocrats, abode adobe, alerters alterers, alerted altered, alerter alterer, argues augers, ailment aliment, ailments aliments, alerting altering, aimers armies, Aires Aries, alerts alters, antimony antinomy, allots atolls, babbled blabbed, babbling blabbing, bearded breaded, boarder broader, beards breads, beaters berates, bagger beggar, baggers beggars, bathers breaths, barked braked, bakers brakes, brakes breaks, bakes beaks, baler blear, barely barley, barley bleary, boaters borates, bared beard, beard bread, bares bears, bears braes, barest breast, bastes beasts, barking braking, binary brainy, board broad, bare brae, barn bran, bars bras, bedroom boredom, begins beings, beings binges, bugled bulged, blushes bushels, blisters bristles, blowers bowlers, blotted bottled, blower bowler, bugling bulging, bugle bulge, blotting bottling, blowing bowling, blot bolt, blots bolts, blows bowls, brunt burnt, casually causally, casual causal, cleansers clearness, catered created, cashers chasers, chasers crashes, cashed chased, casher chaser, cashes chases, conservations conversations, conservation conversation, catering creating, caller cellar, callers cellars, carters craters, carter crater, caters crates, carved craved, cavern craven, carves craves, cashing chasing, Callisto Castillo, complaint compliant, carving craving, calm clam, calms clams, Carla Clara, cantors cartons, carol coral, carve crave, clobber cobbler, clobbers cobblers, clods colds, conserved conversed, conserves converses, compiled complied, clippers cripples, conserving conversing, consoles coolness, costumer customer, conserve converse, clod cold, clot colt, cloud could, corps crops, crud curd, derails dialers, details dilates, dales deals, damned demand, dared dread, dairy diary, discreetly discretely, densities destinies, density destiny, divers drives, deus dues, excepted expected, excepting expecting, excepts expects, except expect, entireties eternities, entirety eternity, Eire Erie, fallible fillable, farmed framed, farmer framer, fastens fatness, fares fears, fates feats, farming framing, faults flatus, finders friends, feeling fleeing, feels flees, forested fostered, fighters freights, field filed, filer flier, files flies, fiend fined, fired fried, fires fries, flower fowler, forests fosters, flows fowls, form from, gateway getaway, garter grater, garb grab, gilded glided, genres greens, glovers grovels, gird grid, girt grit, Gorton Groton, gusty gutsy, Haley Healy, hares hears, hates heats, heirs hires, incest insect, indented intended, indenting intending, indents intends, Janos Jonas, lakes leaks, lanes leans, lair liar, lairs liars, liens lines, lions loins, lion loin, marital martial, maiden median, maidens medians, mantels mantles, males meals, manes means, mantel mental, mates meats, mildness mindless, meets metes, parental paternal, paternal prenatal, paperers prepares, phasers phrases, panelist plainest, painters pantries, pantries pertains, parties pirates, paled plead, panels planes, planets platens, parley pearly, pales peals, peals pleas, petals plates, panel penal, pares pears, patrols portals, patrol portal, procotols protocols, piled plied, perils pilers, pilers pliers, piles plies, pointers proteins, penis pines, pluses pulses, rationalizes realizations, reared reread, retains retinas, rapier repair, rapes reaps, Roland Ronald, recurses rescuers, recourse resource, reserved reversed, reserver reverser, reserves reverses, reserving reversing, retired retried, retires retries, resorted restored, reserve reverse, rhesus rushes, reliving reviling, relive revile, resorting restoring, resins rinses, retinue reunite, resin risen, rogue rouge, scrapes spacers, sacred scared, snatch stanch, seahorse seashore, shares shears, saltiness stainless, sainted stained, snakes sneaks, skaters streaks, skated staked, skates stakes, stakes steaks, sales seals, salted slated, salter slater, slates steals, salver slaver, salves slaves, spared spread, spares spears, sated stead, sates seats, saints stains, satin stain, skate sta

  244. Yeah, but what I wanna know is: by Atario · · Score: 1

    ...how far down Google's search results people will go once they do this to their blogs.

    And how soon the ones who like doing this can start.

    And how soon after that Google's preferences page will include an "allow scrambled words" checkbox.

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  245. Variable by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    CowboyNealSpellingJoke$

  246. All I can say is by JPGumby · · Score: 1

    Cool!

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  247. email forward by joefish_only_1 · · Score: 1

    this has been going round on email (i hate those forwards) for a few days now. it is interesting tho.

  248. MOD THIS TROLL UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously folks, this is what trolling, and by extension slashdot, is all about.

  249. Argg... by nelziq · · Score: 1

    Maybe its just me, but I tend to absorb lare phrases and clauses at once. Sentances and sometimes whole paragraphs. Are just a few entities linked up. I cant seem to do it with mixed up letters, though. Reading one word at a time is so darn slow, i can imagine anyone going at it one letter at a time.

  250. DCMA Mind violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I can write a novel this way, and anyone
    who naturally decrypts because the brain
    works that way is in violation of the DMCA.

    Actually, developed, this has the makings of a possible protest. How about encrypting the DMCA bill this way, where everyone is in violation who reads it..

  251. Is the same true for hand written notes? by amichalo · · Score: 1

    I can understand how people read words commonly mistyped or even rarely. "Teh", "shoudl" are very commond to our Time New Roman trained eyes.

    But has this experiment been tried with handwriting? Do those with dislexia perform better at these tests. These are two questions i would like to have the answers to.

    The wait is OVER!

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  252. Words as images by achurch · · Score: 1

    One thing I've noticed lately is that I tend to recognize words, and possibly entire phrases, by their overall shape rahter than sequences of individual letters. I've been studying/using Japanese for the last seven years or so, and it may have been reading kanji, which have completely different shapes, that got me thinking about this; as my Japanese skills have improved, I've noticed that rather than having to read everything out loud as I used to, I can see a kanji or sequence of kanji and understand instantly what it means. When I then went back and read a book in English, I realized I was doing the same thing: seeing the words as "images", or patterns in and of themselves.

    I'm not sure what practical benefit the particular discovery mentioned in the article has, other than letting CmdrTaco rest easy, but it's an interesting insight into how the brain works.

  253. IN SIOEVT RSIUSA by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Deyxlisa creus YOU!

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  254. Already deployed. by acceleriter · · Score: 1

    This technique is in wide use on Usenet, e.g.
    Mciorofst Ociffe 2003 Dsik 1.iso

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  255. spammers by austad · · Score: 1

    So does this mean that evil spammers can use this to bypass spam filters?

    You could also use it to prevent search engines from finding things you didn't want indexed.

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  256. I before E... by yerricde · · Score: 1

    I before E, except on the Internet.

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  257. This is nciote taht by reinadg this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nciote taht by reinadg this, you are in viiltaoon of the DMCA
    by using the ciyhgoprt cncuvriioetmn dvciee kwnon as yuor mind.
    Pay us 2,000 or we wlil sue you for 100,000 for vtloniiag our IP.
    Seignd,
    SCO and the RAIA

  258. That's crazy by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

    I didn't even notice those were registered wrong at first. One has to ask why why we bother to spell things right too in elementary school if we can read and communicate in a proper way without having to spell everything right. We need to make our language adjust to people and not the other way around. You aren't any more smart if you can spell correctly or not.

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    1. Re:That's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, you're not smarter, just better educated. And more people will at least consider someone's opinion if it's written without the sort of spelling mistakes a two year old would make.

  259. Wow! by Safrax · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just tried this with some co-workers! They still don't believe it.

  260. random might be better this way.... by node3667 · · Score: 1

    compare : (first line input, second scrambled text)

    aaaabbbb
    abbbaaab
    aaaabbbb
    abbbaaab

    with

    aaaabbbb
    aaabbbab
    aaaabbbb
    aabababb

    this perl script is sorting letters together...

    url for patched script :
    scramble

  261. Korean pictogram based? I think not by yerricde · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Chinese is ideographic, and Japanese combines Chinese ideograms ("kanji") mixed with phonetic syllable signs ("kana"). Korean has an actual alphabet ("hangul"), except that instead of the letters coming in a row as in Latin, Cyrillic, or Hebrew, each syllable is packed into a box. Korean used to be written with borrowed Chinese ideograms, but nowadays the alphabet dominates writing.

    You can Read more about Hangul, but you may have to have Korean support installed on your OS to display the Hangul characters.

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  262. Thank you Jamie Zawinski by The+Original+Atrox · · Score: 1

    Thanks to Jamie Zawinski, this whole thread will now be riddled with dyslexic text. More fun than a barrel of grease monkeys..... not that I know how much fun a barrel of grease monkeys is.

    Atrox

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  263. Gerat by Datoyminaytah · · Score: 1

    Gerat, aenhotr tool for srampmes to use to get eimal psat feltirs.

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  264. Delete it! by Xconnect · · Score: 0

    Boy, when they say some programmers don't give good comments, they weren't kidding! Guess I'll have to delete that garbage since I don't know what he's tinryg to say! ;-)

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    1. Re:Delete it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one that just read that as "when they say some programmers don't give good head"?

  265. bah! real men only need 1 line by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 2, Funny
    perl -pe 's/\b(\w)(\w{2,})(\w)\b/ @a = split m||, $2; $1 . join("", map { splice @a, int( rand @a ), 1 } (1 .. length $2)) . $3; /ge'
    1. Re:bah! real men only need 1 line by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh huh, and you probably post to Slashdot by tapping on the ethernet jack with battery and a paper clip, right?

      People who actually know how to program realize that while line noise one-liners are sometimes a cute party trick, it's a worthless way to program.

      The more your Perl looks like static, the less well you have written it.

    2. Re:bah! real men only need 1 line by inertia187 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm impressed. I think only people who manage are not.

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    3. Re:bah! real men only need 1 line by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 2, Funny

      i think you missed the implicit sarcasm tags. :-)

    4. Re:bah! real men only need 1 line by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 1
      bah! can't be bothered working today!! here's another 1-liner with "less random" randomness so the words aren't quite so unreadable.

      perl -pe 's/\b(\w)(\w{2,})(\w)\b/ @a = split m||, $2; $1 . join("", map { splice @a, int( (rand @a + rand @a) \/ 3 ), 1 } (1 .. length $2)) . $3; /ge' /your/file


      eg: here's what it does to this post:

      bah! can't be bhteored wokirng today!! here's aothner 1-lnier with "less random" raonmnedss so the words aren't quite so undrebaale.


      hmm... wonder if i can get away with reading news for the rest of the day...
    5. Re:bah! real men only need 1 line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      d00d g\/3ss y0\/R j\/sT n0t l33t

    6. Re:bah! real men only need 1 line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who actually know how to program realize that while line noise one-liners are sometimes a cute party trick, it's a worthless way to program. ... And posting a script to randomly scramble the inside of words is not a cute party trick, it's Serious Programming.

      Cmon Mozilla Man, lighten the f*ck up.

  266. Make a command by yerricde · · Score: 1

    A DOG IS
    IS A MAN'S
    BEST FIEND.

    Can you find the two errors in the above?

    You can solve the issue from the software manual by rewriting the sentence in imperative: "Press the button to make the printer proceed." Find more tips on how to avoid passive voice and other unnecessary uses of "to be" at E-Prime.

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  267. Qmodem had 'jive' mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember long ago (BBS days) that qmodem had a jive mode, that would alter incoming text and change it to read (sound) like jive.

  268. example by no-one-important · · Score: 1

    Wow, cool. It's not for the meek, but the eye can see it.

    (I did it too... See? I did a good job!)

  269. I downloaded the script - the copyright is no good by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got the perl script. The first thing I notice is that the copyright is tllatoy unecnofirble...

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  270. Pig latin... by quinkin · · Score: 1
    Pig latin has used a variant of this for a long time...

    Q.

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  271. jwz did it in perl, I did it in PHP by KrON · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Before he did i think ;)

    http://junglist.org/jumble.php

    src @ http://junglist.org/jumble.php

    too bad i am not cool like jwz :/

    1. Re:jwz did it in perl, I did it in PHP by KrON · · Score: 0, Interesting

      son of a bitch, i meant src @ http://junglist.org/jumble.phps

  272. ?yllaeR hO by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    .era llits yeht fi wonk t'noD .sdrawkcab etirw ot deniart eb ot desu stsilaicepS snoitarepO ynaN SU

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  273. the science of blogs... or how trendy the masses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how many people will really care about all this blog stuff in 3, 5 and 10 years. I wonder how many name changes it will go through in that time as well.

  274. A new phenomena is born! by santos_douglas · · Score: 1

    I just noticed this misspelling has carried over into comments in another /. article. I believe that makes this an official new trolling phenomena. The folks that write this will surely have some updating to do soon.

  275. Not always as easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not all cases are as easy as the example given. How about this: Aaaatttmnnnbiiiiisssseehldrn, a daiuolnsel psoiohhply, is a pcuordt of the rntreaaicoy arotsinipas of the crtvvoeansie elsingh accstroairy.

  276. Re:the science of blogs... or how trendy the masse by billeger · · Score: 1
    It will be valuable and remembered for particularly relevant points. Such won't be rare or, at least, no more rare than the sum of all other forms of communication...and that what your "blog stuff" is.

    Communication!

    Nothing more.

    But, and more significant, nothing less.

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  277. Re:I downloaded the script - the copyright is no g by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, I'm not so sure about that -- is a license rendered invalid just because contains spelling errors? I strongly suspect not.

    (Anyway, the copyright is enforcable because everything is copyrighted by default, even if it has no notice at all. The interesting question is whether the license I put on that thing actually grants you any rights. I think it probably does.)

  278. Bit of a simplistic article... by quinkin · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The best example I can think of for comprehension failure with jumbled text is with ordered interdependant phonemes. For instance - "eau", or "ough".

    Turhgoh = Through

    A topic that does not seem to have had much coverage in this article is the actual iconic visual recognition that our brains appear to use in word recognition.

    Obviously each word approximates a patterned rectangle (serif fonts emphasize this further) with occasional outliers (ie. t, y, l, and any other letters that protrude above or below the base rectangle).

    People with poor eyesight rely on this fuzzy but fast recognition frequently. In fact there is a classic psych experiment based around displaying a word that iconically is very similar to another word, while simultaneously presenting a context that implies the second word, and asking the subject to record the word. The subject mis-records the word roughly 90% of the time.

    Q.

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    1. Re:Bit of a simplistic article... by Superfreaker · · Score: 1

      "Though" still works, you example by itself fails (as do most jumbled words) but in a normal sentence structure, or in a fmailiar phrase, it works fine:

      Turhgoh teh lkoonig galss

      S

    2. Re:Bit of a simplistic article... by Biffer4810 · · Score: 2, Funny
      In fact there is a classic psych experiment based around displaying a word that iconically is very similar to another word


      Ironically, this word is very similar to another word... ;)

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    3. Re:Bit of a simplistic article... by bjb · · Score: 1
      People with poor eyesight rely on this fuzzy but fast recognition frequently.

      Actually, I use this method often when I perform my "read something from extremely far away" trick. Not so much a trick, really, since my eyesight is rather good (15/20; yes, even after using computers almost daily for 23 years). I'm simply relying on the fact that I can see things very far away, and then I base my "reading" ability on the recognition of patterns. I have something around a 95% success rate, the 5% being words that I simply don't recognize, and I need to scan them several more times to really figure out the word.

      However, it does wonders for spotting a street that I need to turn on a couple blocks before I get there.

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    4. Re:Bit of a simplistic article... by quinkin · · Score: 1
      In that case, true. Personally I would consider a cliched phrase cheating. :)

      Never the less, how about this one?

      Tgurohh teh lnoikog gsals

      Q.

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    5. Re:Bit of a simplistic article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Book title. Not a cliche.

    6. Re:Bit of a simplistic article... by Kaiwen · · Score: 1
      "Though" still works ... in a normal sentence structure, or in a fmailiar phrase

      I'd like to see some speed reading tests done on this. Like most folks, I had little trouble making out the examples provided, but certainly not as easily or comfortably as normal text. My own understanding, coupled with years of experience as an ESL educator, suggests proficient English readers tend to recognize letter groupings (not necessarily complete words) as they scan text. For example, complex combinations such as 'ight'; vowel combinations such as 'ai', 'oa', 'oo', 'er'; digraphs such as 'th', 'ph' 'sh', 'ck' and consonant doublings such as 'll', 'ff' 'tt'; word components (e.g., prefixes and suffixes) such as 'ing', 'ed', 'able' and so forth.

      So, while it may be possible to recognize 'nhgit', I'm willing to be it doesn't scan as fast as 'night'.

      Further, I'm willing to bet (as you suggested) context plays a larger role is helping identify rearranged spellings than the research (or at least the reports) acknowledged. Try, e.g., to recognize the following individual words:

      cainnetnel

      Fcsicnaro

      ekauqhtrae

      crutney

      psergors

      hdrazas

      rnicudeg

      Acnaille

      sifitneicc

      ctaromemmoe

      carutlul

      rsnopsee

      hirotsic

      Any luck? Probably not. Now, try the same words in context:

      The cainnetnel of the 1906 San Fcsicnaro ekauqhtrae will mark a crutney of psergors in understanding earthquake hdrazas and rnicudeg risks. The Acnaille plans to highlight sifitneicc achievements and ctaromemmoe the carutlul and social rsnopsee to this hirotsic event.

      Better? Probably a little. I bet you managed to pick out a few of the words (albeit with considerably greater effort than the correct spelling would have required), though most of them probably remained elusive.

      The above example illustrates two things: first, context helps; and second, that it works better for shorter, familiar (i.e., frequently-used) words than it does for longer, less familiar ones.

      Further, based on the original report's claim that the order of the internal letters didn't matter, my example followed a slightly different approach. Rather than randomizing the internal letters, I simply reversed them. Does that improve or reduce readability as compared with a truly random ordering?

      There are all sorts of other tests that might be conducted to test the validity of the claim. For example, try introducing an extraneous letter into a word before randomizing the internal letters. What happens to recognizability? E.g., while the typo in 'newspapper" is quickly identified, it would be much less apparent in 'npwsepepar'.

      OR TRY USING ALL-CAPS. DEOS TAHT MKAE A DNEFIFERCE?

      What about unfamiliar words? English spelling and phonetic rules, inconsistent as they may be, are a great aid in helping us to sound out and draw meaning from words we've never seen before.

      Word components. English employs a broad system of prefixes and suffixes, which are quickly recognized when they occur in their proper word-initial or word-final positions, but become much less obvious when combined with the main body of the word. E.g., compare 'udonlabe' with 'undoable'; 'swolsy' with 'slowly'. What if we scramble the root while leaving suffixes intact. Does recognizability improve? Compare 'wimsming' vs. 'wnimimsg'.

      Finally, if the internal order truly is irrelavent, then all reorderings ought to be equally recognizable. But are they? Try the following reorderings; are some more recognizable than others?

      dnefirefce

      dffrieicne

      dinfferece

      differecne

      For all of us, I suspect the last is the most easily recognizable, as it is closest to the correct spelling. The first is probably the least recognizable, in part because it breaks apart the double f and the 'er' combinations with which we're so familiar. Variants that retain these combinations are more recogniz

  279. Again more tools for spammers by taleman · · Score: 1

    Perhaps spammers have discoverd this phenomenon already. I have wondered who buys anything from advertisers who send e-mails where almost none of the words are spelled correctly.

    With this scrambling technology fooling spam filters is a piece of cake, no two sent spams need be identical because every e-mail can have the middle letters of every word reordered ramdomly.

    Filtering based on typical words fails also, there are 4! = 24 different spelligs for Viagra. Enlarge can be spelled 120 different ways.

  280. Real world application by ThesQuid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, I can think of one extremely interesting application for this idea - cryptography. It is actually highly intelligible, but definitely bound to give any code-breaking algorithims headaches when trying to correlate know words to patterns. I may have to try doing this to send messages to my friend in a chinese prison. I'm sure it would give the censors fits trying to translate it.

    1. Re:Real world application by btg · · Score: 1

      Nice idea, but every single worthwhile encryption algorithm is basically uncrackable by looking at 'word patterns'.

      Even if you look at Really Really Old And Bad algorithms like Ceasar and Vignere (rot13 is a ceasar cipher example), changing the letter ordering doesn't change the frequency count (how often each letter is used) which will mean that simple frequency analysis will work Just Fine. I wrote a really dumb perl script once to automatically crack ceasar and vignere ciphers just by matching 'standard' frequencies to cipher frequencies - no need to even look at 'patterns' for readability. You only need a few lines of cipher, for simple ones.

      (yes, crypto geeks will know that there are extra steps involved in the vignere cipher, to work out the periodicity)

  281. Ho hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's interesting but EXTREMELY old news (like 60 years or more). We've already known this about phonetic spelling systems since very early in the field. Phonetic spelling systems are easier to learn and easier to read if you don't know the word, but once you know them you just look at the pictures. This is why kanji and Chinese work so well, depite being really hard to learn if you don't know what they are (no phonetic sense to them). All people read by looking at patterns. If phonetic (or quasi-phonetic, as in the case of English) orthography were necessary for written communication to work, cultures such as the Chinese could have never become literate.

    In short, what you're looking at here are some people with some very monolinguistic precepts discovering what anyone who knows anything about language already knows.

  282. New lssoy txet cpreomssion agolrihtm soon! by lucasvignoli · · Score: 1

    Hey, evryenoe tihs is THE cnhace to mkae a the ogg vrbois of the txet, i see hgih csosimepron rtaes on the hrozion!!!!

  283. A sample sentence by Azureflare · · Score: 3, Funny
    Context is used to determine the actual meaning of the word. A word can be spelled randomly as another valid word. I think given a sample sentence, the true meaning can be derived.

    "Tikang garet crae, I septped bihend the gril, and fdnoled her basters"

    Um, that is a little hard to read isn't it. Well, ok, I think you're right. Notice "gril" and "basters" in the same sentence, make you think of cooking.

    And yes, this statement could be offensive. Well, I'm male. I can't really help it.

  284. On to the nxet forneitr!!! by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    Tihs is one of the msot aewmsoe sotries I've seen on Salshodt! Now, let me konw wehn you find a way to mkae my cmputeor inerptert my cppary, malfromed Jvaa cdoe!!!

    --
    Wh47 d1d j00 541, 31337 15n't t3h r0xor5 ne m0r3???
  285. scrambled? by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    pr0n...? or autopr0n?

  286. This reminds me of an old saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cant undstand wahts rong wthi rigthing like tath I alweys do. I'm a writerator.
    GW Bush

  287. The JUMBLE game. by cwsulliv · · Score: 1

    If you have a bunch of words for which the letters of each are totally scrambled (like the popular JUMBLE game published daily in many newspapers), it's not a challenging task to write a computer program to decipher the words by rearranging the letters in alphabetic order and comparing with a dictionary word list which is similarly arranged, and not any more challenging to do something similar when the first and last letters of each word are fixed. Anyone thinking that scrambling letters will confuse automated searches of web content for very long is in for a rude awakening.

  288. if u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb by ccvqc · · Score: 1

    Wy scmble wt u cn lv ot?

  289. caanj by ChopsMIDI · · Score: 1
    If the letter 'c' has been dropped from the langauge, how shall we spell 'change'?


    For the longest time, I've thought about stuff like this. English obviously has WAY to many variations on spelling of the same sounds.

    Ideally, the letter C could quite easily represent the sound for CH, once C is no longer representing S and K. As for SH, I'd hope for new letter to represent that sound. Prehaps with the elimination of the letter Q (since it's a completely useless letter, easily replaced with K) we could use the Q to represent the SH. It would take a little getting used to, but we wouldn't hafta redesign english keyboards. At least that' the way I'd do it.

    Finally, to deal with different versions of vowels (long and short), I'd designate the duplicate vowels represent the long version, and singular represent short sounds.

    So for the word "Change", I'd like it to be spelled: caanj. And words like "Shout" : Qowt (remember the Q represents SH).
    --

    How could I say to men: "Speak louder, shout! For I am deaf!"? -Ludwig van Beethoven
    1. Re:caanj by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, we can not make English 100% phonetic. The problem is that different accents say words differently. English is a language where the accent makes a bug change in how something is said. A pure phonetic transcript has a British person speaking in received pronounciation look different than someone from the deep US south saying the same thing.

      There is also the problem of past tenses. For example "jumped", "moaned", and "loaded" have different word final sounds, and would be transcribed something like /juhmpt/, /moond/, and /loodid/ (using your idea to make "long vowels" double; I extended the idea and made the schwa "uh").

    2. Re:caanj by Ramze · · Score: 1

      Actually, this has been done in a way with the International Phonetic Alphabet and one specifically just for English

    3. Re:caanj by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      This is generally a problem, but it is primarily something that only differs mainly in the vowels.

      The idea would be to introduce consistant consonants, then kind of "let the vowels land where they may." The British already spell some things different that are pronounced the same: color vs colour, and spell somethings the same that are pronounced different: vase /vejs/ vs vase /vas/ (using ASCII IPA here)

      This would make such spelling differences only significant for those words that are spoken differently. Otherwise, you'll just map the generally different vowels to their usage equivalent.

      Thus, you'd have something like: kolor, vaas, and vahs. Using similar rules to the grandparent post, these would be fairly transparent.

      --

      I am unamerican, and proud of it!
    4. Re:caanj by prockcore · · Score: 1

      no one is going to read this because it's so old but back in college we created a way of spelling that was a lot like yours.

      We called it Umaarikun. (American). The double vowel for hard, and single vowel for short worked out pretty well.

  290. Time to Bake Your Noodle! by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
    Combine a pinch of that perl script with this one to taste, and here's what you get:

    "An AuNnYmOoS rDaEeR sUiMtBs: "An IeEtTiRnNsG tIiDbT fOrM bIsSo'S bOlG sItE: sEbA
    rMlCd WrDoS aRe LgBiLeE aS lNoG aS fSrIt AnD lSaT lEeTtRs ArE iN pCaLe. WrOd Of
    MuOtH hAs SaErPd To OeHtR bGlOs, AnD aElIrTcS aS wLeL. fRoM tHe LhAaAuNgGeT sItE
    : 'aNoRcCiDg To A rAcCrSeEhH aT aN eNgLsIh UeVrIiTsNy, It DeSoN't MeTtAr In WaHt
    OeRdR tHe LeEtTrS iN a WoRd ArE, tHe OnLy InTePoRmT tIhNg Is ThAt FrIsT aNd LaS
    t LtTeEr Is At ThE rIhGt PcAlE. tHe ReSt CaN bE a ToTaL mSeS aNd YoU cAn SlTiL r
    AeD iT wUoHiTt PbLoReM. tHiS iS bCuEaSe We Do NoT rEaD eVrEy LtTeEr By It SlEf B
    uT tHe WrOd As A wLoHe. CeEiHrO.' jIaMe ZsIwNkAi HaS aSlO wErItTn A pErL sPiRcT
    tO cEnOrVt NrMoAl TxEt InTo TeXt WeHrE lEeTtRs EcLdUnXiG tHe FiRsT aNd LaSt ArE
    sClBaMeRd."
    Smokin'!
    --
    Yeah, right.
  291. Not news to dyslexics by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

    Well this is hardly news for those of us suffering from dyslexia. I've been telling people this for years.

    Perhaps its only apparent that this is how we read and process words when you have to spend so much more time trying to read the darned things.

    1. Re:Not news to dyslexics by RevSmiley · · Score: 1

      Like how hard it is for us to proof read something?
      I have dyslexia and AADD. It's a small wonder I can write at all.

      --
      As you can see I don't care about my karma.
  292. ahaah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    emacs is better because vi has that useless and unnecessarry and therefore inefficient transpose characters command!

    I knew it all along.

  293. I'm amazed by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 1

    this wasn't posted by CmdrTaco...

  294. EU Stnadrad Enlgsih by Anguo · · Score: 0
    My God! Combine this with the new EU draft on Standard English... and you get a recipee for communication disaster...

    The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

    In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.

    By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU !

    It reminds me of the project to get the Brits to drive on the right side of the road (instead of the wrong side). The white paper called for a progressive implementation of the new directive. On the first year, only trucks and busses would have to drive on the other side of the road, and if the move is successful, cars would follow suit the following year.

    --
    http://www.masquilier.org/republic/election/ Condorcet, Plurality voting and alternative voting enabled bulletin board.
    1. Re:EU Stnadrad Enlgsih by eluusive · · Score: 1

      So, German is going to be the official language of the EU after 5 years, then?

  295. Of course by jtheory · · Score: 1

    What screwed me up was that I read it right away as "cheerio", and figured that couldn't be right.

    Cheerios are only a breakfast cereal here in the US.
    It didn't help that it wasn't capitalized (another key contextual hint), and I didn't notice the period before it... referring to "the whole cheerio" is slang I'd never heard before, so I rejected that out of hand.

    --
    There are only 10 types of people: those who understand decimal, those who don't, and, uh, 8 other types I forget.
  296. Spammers 10 Echelon/NSA 0 by leftie · · Score: 1

    Willing to bet the managers and programmers in NSA Echelon offices are not real pleased this lovely late summer evening. I, for one, am willing to tolerate a little extra spam getting through the filters in exchange for the knowledge of the clumps of hair that are gathering on the floor tiles of NSA offices around the world.

  297. Same here by gotan · · Score: 1

    but that doesn't surprise me, it's really just an experience thing. If you read the words often (i.e. reading another language) then, after a time, you can read a word by just glancing at it and taking it in as a whole (context also helps a lot). But when you learn new words or happen upon some rarely used word you have to read them letter by letter for a few times. When you start with a new language you'll do all words letter by letter at first.

    When you look at a kid that's reading letter by letter and compare your own reading style to that you'll also notice the difference. It's harder to "slow down" to letter by letter reading (or at least checking for correct order) as anyone sure noticed who went over a text for spellchecking or trained a kid in reading skills. I also sometimes notice that i'm reading a word "wrong" at first and then have to go back and reread it after i notice that something is out of context. When i stumble over such words i always notice that the word i wrongly "read" and the real one contain roughly the same letters and start with the same letters too (i didn't pay too much attention to see if final letters match but will in the future).

    --
    "By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself." -- Bill Hicks
  298. Re:the science of blogs... or how trendy the masse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About as many as remember and care about BBSs now (i.e., just a few older farts wallowing in nostalgia).

  299. I am dyslexic by revividus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yuo inesnsivite cold!

    1. Re:I am dyslexic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gtota htae toshe inesnsivite colds!

  300. I got stuck for a moment on "iprmoetnt" by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

    Because the correct spelling of the intended word is "important", with an 'a'. (As it appears above, it looked more like "impotent".) But it freaked me out to realize that I could read the rest of that almost transparently. I think context is crucial, though -- it's easier to read those "words" as part of a sentence than it would be if they stood alone.

    I guess it shouldn't be so surprising: I can't count the number of times I've read past a typo without even realizing it on first reading (or second, or third). That's what makes proofreading such a bitch. Maybe I should consider a spell checker, at that...

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    Share and Enjoy: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
  301. Script Fix by alue · · Score: 1

    The script doesn't preserve punctuation location and doesn't ensure that the last letter of the word is in the right place. For instance:

    $ echo "Slashdot is nerdy." | ./scrmable.pl.orig
    Shdtolsa is n.dyer

    Here's a fix:

    <patch>
    --- scrmable.pl.orig 2003-09-16 00:57:27.000000000 -0400
    +++ scrmable.pl 2003-09-16 00:57:37.000000000 -0400
    @@ -21,7 +21,7 @@

    sub scrmable {
    while () {
    - foreach (split (/([^[:alnum:]]*[\s[:punct:]]+)/)) {
    + foreach (split (/([\s[:punct:]]+)/)) {
    if (m/\w/) {
    my @w = split (//);
    my $A = shift @w;
    </patch>

    $ echo "Slashdot is nerdy." | ./scrmable.pl
    Slhadost is ndrey.

  302. The typewriting monkeys, by annisette · · Score: 0

    Have already covered this,small potatos. Please do not feed the rocks.

    --
    I eat my grapes at room temperature, cuz the cold ones hurt my teeth
  303. rediscover the wheel by cogboy · · Score: 1

    I think it's cool that everyone is so into this but researchers in cognitive psychology have done this very thing and answered the very same questions for over several decades. Rediscover the wheel people. Pick up a journal and read.

  304. Errors and inconsistencies by zeath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I noticed, while testing the script out with a paper I happen to be in the process of writing, that compound words do not seem to work with this scheme. Though I'm hardly a linguist, it may be a result of the compound word being translated seperately and then placed together when we read it. When the letters intermingle, we aren't able to differentiate the two halves.
    Examples from the paragraph I tested with are "worldview", "afterlife", and "humankind". I'm sure iterations that keep the halves partially seperate would be readable, but ones I came up with (like "wirovdelw") simply make no sense.
    Other, larger words that I've noticed do not work are "consciousness" and "unenlightened", though I'm sure it wouldn't be too isn't unusual to expect large words to begin to obfuscate themselves too much.
    This doesn't explain the shorter words that seem to obfuscate very readily, such as "religion" and "autonomous". Once letters and/or vowels become repitious and clump together, the word seems to be more difficult to readily decrypt. I can also confirm this is true from my experience of occasionally playing TextTwist on Yahoo! Games.

    (end random paper-avoiding post)

  305. MOD PARENT UP by unborn · · Score: 1

    Hope someone gets the sarcasm of the poster

  306. CmdrTaco? by smyle · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hey Taco,

    There's no need to make up "news" to justify your poor speeling.

    --

    Sleep is just a poor substitute for caffeine, anyway. -Bob Lehmann

  307. Spammers by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1


    It seems that many spammers have already figured this out. I get a lot of spam which has purposely misspelled words in it to avoid spam filters. I don't know if that defeats Bayesian filters as well, but I would guess so. Eventually, the misspelled words will make it into my filter, but they do get more longevity through this technique.

    Let's say one were to install a browser plugin which automatically rearranged words in this fashion. Over prolonged use, what would the effect be on the person's reading ability, if any?

    Also, on another note, I have a hunch that this effect is what causes me to misread numbers on a fairly frequent basis. In my learned haste to skim through text, I try and skim numbers and read them wrong. Hmm.

  308. ! vowels by bertvl · · Score: 1
    ntrsngl ngh, vwls dnt dd mch nfrmtn, nd prsn cn sly stll rd sntncs wtht vwls n thm. nfrtntl, vwls r mch sr t rcgns b cmptr sftwr thn cnsnts, whch s prblmtc fr spch rcgntn. (cnstns tnd t b vr xplsv nd shrt)
    Interestingly enough, vowels don't add much information, and a person can easily still read sentences without vowels in them. Unfortunately, vowels are much easier to recognise by computer software than consonants, which is a problem for speech recognition. (consonants tend to be very explosive and short)

    P.S. I wonder how much worldwide bandwidth the original post sentence caused. I received emails with this in about 5 times the past week from various people who'd forwarded it to friends etc. I'm sure other /.ers have had the same experience...

  309. Speed reading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took a speed reading course when I was in high school. Pretty much what you are taught it to first see whole words, then phrases, then sentences, then paragraphs, and finally whole pages at a time. It works pretty well once you get used to it. After years of practice you can read REALLY fast. The human brain is pretty impressive. For practice we would try to read a whole line from left to right and then the next line from right to left. It lets you read quicker and your brain puts the info in the right order. As long as you see the letters, your brain will do the rest.

  310. Actually, it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a native Spanish speaker, with English being my third language. I could read the text easily, though.
    However, note that I use English primarily as a written language (I do not live in an English speaking country). Probably the ability to read scrambled text is heavily dependent on whether you have to /read/ or /speak/ English in your everyday life. Uhn... being a frequent /. reader helps a lot when trying to decipher scrambled text :)

  311. ok, like four PhDs here by router · · Score: 1

    1. At what age does this ability manifest itself?
    2. Does this ability

    1. Re:ok, like four PhDs here by router · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. At what age does this manifest itself?
      2. Does this work in other languages? I am guessing japanese (at least) would not work....
      3. What implications does this have for cryptology, in that you can't look for strings anymore?

      Big Bonus question:
      4. If 2 is false, in that it doesn't work for other languages, is this intrinsic property of English the reason that English has become the language of global business or is it simply a by-product of English being spoken by those who sailed the world and conquered the world (British and American Imperialism)? ie because English is recognisable after mangling, is that the reason that it is so "popular"?

      Inquiring minds want to know....

      andy

  312. Reminds me... by PimpNinjaWannaBee · · Score: 0

    Q: 'What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?'
    A: 'Lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.'

  313. no, tcaandj by Krach42 · · Score: 1

    You can get away with a bit of digraphing here. It turns out what English speakers think is one sound (or at least Americans) CH, is actually two: T-SH. So, you let C represent SH, then just tack a T on the front.

    As for J as in judge, it's actually D followed by the sound in garaGe. So, we let J represent that sound, then just prefix with D for what was J. Thus, we have djudj, and garaj.

    For your examples, you'd spell "change" as "tcandj", and "shout" as "cowt".

    As for a post before me, you have the problem where plural endings can change, such that you would have "bagz" and "kaaks". Well, either we can either leave the spelling different, or since we generally take them as the same sound, we could use "x" (which of course, is also completely useless) for ending that change based on the voicedness of the previous letter. Thus, "bagzx" and "kaakzx", with "djumptx", and "thumbtx".

    Thu tcoys uv "zx", and "tx" iz aktualee baastx on waht II lerntx in u lingwistikzx klas, that thu "reel" sowndzx involvtx, ahr aktualee /z/ and /t/, not /s/ and /d/ liik wee liik tou think.

    --

    I am unamerican, and proud of it!
  314. Word shape is key by Simon · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The reason why this scrambling stuff works is that for the most part it maintains the graphic 'shape' of the words. We read words and phases not by looking at the letters but for recongnising the shape of the words. The first and last letters being important, but also the ascenders (liftbd) and the descenders (jpqyg), since the have the most impact of the shape of the word. This helps explain why uppercase is also hard and slow to read, even when spelt correctly -- all of the words have the same square shape. And it also explains why the scrambling trick does really work if you replace the middle letters with '-'s of underscores. It totally destroys the shape of the words.

    --
    Simon

    1. Re:Word shape is key by rabbitfood · · Score: 1
      "The reason why this scrambling stuff works is that for the most part it maintains the graphic 'shape' of the words. We read words and phases not by looking at the letters but for recongnising the shape of the words."

      Up to a point. There's an abstract from June this year that concludes that "we never learn to see a word as a feature".

      This might help explain why character-based (non-alphabetical) written languages have survived longer than any of those with alphabets.

  315. Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first language happens to be swedish, although I consider myself fluent when it comes to english. I had no problems, whatsoever, to decipher the scrambled text. In other words, it's all about the level of fluency, not if it's your mother tongue or not. Your trheoy sckus bgitmie.

  316. The next stupid spammer technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh great. I can't wait. "Ernalge yuor piens now!!!!"

    Off topic, I really don't understand spammer thinking. Most (if not all) of the suckers that actually buy the advertised products don't even use spam filters. The people that *do* use spam filters don't want their spam and don't want the products being advertised. So... why don't the spammers just send out plain old emails with no tricks (and subject starting with "ADV:")? The people that don't want to see their crap will easily filter it out, and the idiots who don't use filters can continue to go on buying the stupid products.

    Can't we all just be friends?

    The poster formerly known as Krokus (I forgot my password, and the associated email addy is now toast, dammit).

  317. That perl is far too readable... by don.g · · Score: 1

    ...how about this, instead:

    while(<>){s!([a-z])([a-z]+)([a-z])!@a=split(//,$2) ;$w=$1;while(@a){$w.=splice@a,
    rand@a,1}$w.$3!ieg;print$_}

    --
    Pretend that something especially witty is here. Thanks.
  318. But by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    Sltil no crue for cnacre

    As some may say.

    --
    AT&ROFLMAO
  319. Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homeland securitah is going to have to update it's email sniffing programs in case people start talking about bmonibg the pserdinet or making hmoe mdae ptalisic eplxoviess. CIA, KGB, and NSA are still safe, however.

  320. Shape is underestimated - also layout by CemeteryWall · · Score: 1

    As Simon says uppercase is difficult to read because uppercase words are not easily recognised by their shape. But we should also be more aware of layout and location as cues for understanding.

    When reading a report, I automatically remember where important points are on the page and where that page is relative to the whole report. I don't remember (or even read) paragraph numbers and page numbers.

    Slsahtot has a good layout when you are in the articles. Slashdot also has good search facilities. But sometimes it's difficult to find "the article I read last week which had an interesting item that mentioned something about a new computer language", when I can't remember its name.

    Some sort of graphical interface might help - a bit like a windows desktop with a week's topics on it. This might be something like a map with spots on it (only in this case laying out the days rather than towns and cities). This would enable people like me to follow up our vauge memories and remember more once we had found the context.

    See Gole's map of UK blogs for a mapping example. It's a bit rough and ready but you can get the idea.

    Their "Why gole works" starts
    This is not a mapping site. It is a way to remember where you put, or found, things on the web by placing sites on a reasonably familiar background. Animals can recall and recognise spatial displays. No animal and not all humans can remember sequences of words.
  321. Does it work with other languages? by Phosphan · · Score: 1

    Yet, it works for non-native speakers. But it does not work with the german language because there are too many words which are combinations of others - they are not recognisable. I doubt that it will work for other languages which for example put a lot of information into the declination/conjugation instead of using articles/pronouns and auxillury verbs.

    1. Re:Does it work with other languages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm Swiss, and the first thing i tried was a rough translation of the text into German. Result: Nearly as easy to read as the english version.

      Of course you're right with your combined words... German has more long words after all, which makes the whole thing harder.

      But generally, it works.

      --

      Sreh itenssrenat!

      Ncah eneir Stduie an eenir Eglnicsehn Uinvesiratt seilpt es kuam enie Rlole, in wlehcer Rhienelogfe die Bushactebn eneis Wrtos vrmkoeomn. Wtciihg ist nur, dsas der etrse und lztete Bhuctabse an der rctihiegn Sllete sheetn. Der Rset knan taotl vrerdhet sien, der Txet blibet imemr rlateiv porlblemos lsbaer. Deis legit draan, dsas wir nhict jdeen Bhsutcbean ezinlen lseen, sneordn das Wrot als gzeans.

    2. Re:Does it work with other languages? by Phosphan · · Score: 1

      My test candidate was at bit mean, from http://www.ruhr-uni-bochum.de -

      Aetnesindbeklugn hmemt die Uithekiukensnnnemmomaortn mit Zprpileguen: Zu diesem Egrnbies kmmot Arne Wtenmsearn (Ftoo) in siener Sidute zum Tisnetknhceaiz in der PR. Er baetgrfe die 600 utazktrstmasesn Umterehnenn im dhsgastrepihucecn Raum.

  322. more research by alphakappa · · Score: 1

    Sm thng s trw wth lphbts wth no vwls. It dsn't hlp to hv tww wys of shwg
    vwls lk wth sbstt cnsnts nd lttl sgns thwgh whch ld to dblg wf th sllbles!!
    Ask 'im up there!

    --
    "When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail." - Abraham Maslow (1908-1970)
  323. Yes it does, sometimes by ravenlock · · Score: 0

    I know people who speak english fluently and read it pretty fast, yet they can't decipher that. I on the other hand learned my first english words at the age of three. By the time I was twelve, half the time I was "thinking in english". Could this be somehow related, as I had no difficulty understanding the scrambled text?

  324. Ttha's ralley cool. Wlel dnoe for fndniig taht one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about optomaienooa ?

  325. cna srambceld wdors ptorcet f*m of s*h ? ge ACMD ? by fizzygug · · Score: 1

    fr emaxlpe waht fi yu dscerbied a manes of cventircuming the D**A no a bew pgae dna ti swa lal srcabmeld. dlouc uoy eb psorceetud ?

    Wtah touba srcabmeld ecsour doce in +C+ ?

  326. Another one missing... by Lispy · · Score: 1

    RFTA

    1. Re:Another one missing... by ninewands · · Score: 1

      Not to mentiion Nalatie Protmna and girts.

    2. Re:Another one missing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or baeolowf culstres.

  327. tshaenj by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try pronouncing it. (Note, of course that that passage is an old joke that has been going around for ages)

  328. step 2 is also scrambled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. srcblmae lterets
    2. ???
    3. piroft!

  329. Regarding question two, I think. by infernow · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This has turned into a theory as to why English can be mangled so. Here it is in all its splendor:

    Modern English is the offspring of many different older languages (as you may know). These languages all had varying ways of representing different sounds with the alphabet given to them by the Romans. When English took all of these methods and combined them into one language. Thus, there are many different ways of creating the same sound, or phoneme.

    Therefore, English does not encode the spoken language into text exactly. Though there are some sounds that can only be created one way ('ng' and 'ch' come to mind), many can be spelled numerous ways. For example: whir, were, and work have the same sound in them, but are spelled differently. This makes spelling words in English more difficult, but makes identifying misspelled words easier. You could say English now comes with error-correction. This has no doubt helped it remain in existence, despite its lack of consistent grammar rules and general lack of user-friendliness.

    Disclaimer: I blame any grammatical or logical errors on my lack of sleep. Now I'm going to bed.

    --

    that that is is that that is not is not

  330. Only works so in english and in full sentences. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Speaking and reading english means pronouncing and reading entire words. In german or danish or such this wouldn't work half as good. For one, the words are longe and have more sylables. THe advantage though is that in german you know how to pronounce a written word even if you haven't heard it yet.

    Allthough I do think context of sentence should make this trick somewhat possible in german too.

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  331. Not really convinced. by arafel · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm not srue taht tihs trhoey hdlos ctlmpoleey ture aawyny. The oaiirgnl seetnecns ddnit rllaey itnapcorore vrey sbstatanuil ratmoondisain. See waht I maen?

  332. pine diplsay fitlets by boldi · · Score: 1

    for those who living on pine:
    save scrmable.pl to your home (chmod, etc)
    set "display filters" in pine to the file
    save & ejnoy!

  333. Programming Standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What can we learn from that about the way we write software? WeShouldProbablyStopWritingLikeThat instead we_should_write_like_that.

  334. Wnrog qteoisun to ask sotlashdters... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    "Can you raed tihs?" - Wnrog qteoisun, pal.
    Dsn'oet tihs look jsut lkie a sartandd Shdlasot aiclrte, olny wtih a llitte mroe tpoys tahn uausl?
    Aalctuly no. It jsut miniaants the uausl lveel, I'd lkie to say.

    So, as to awensr yuor sluopeurfs qteoisun, aalctuly, yes, I can raed it. No plerobm.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  335. Brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funniest post I have ever read!

  336. On a serious note by JazFresh · · Score: 1

    Now all the goddamn spammers are going to use this technique to get past word filters.

  337. Doesnt really work with German by BibelBiber · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hi, I just tried that script with a german Tagesschau.de article which is like this: Viele altere Lehrer, zu groBe Klassen, zu wenig Studienanfanger - Deutschland hat laut der jungsten OECD-Bildungsstudie in vielen Bereichen weiter Nachholbedarf. Die zu geringe Zahl der Studenten ist nach Ansicht der OECD auch fur die aktuelle Wirtschaftsschwache mitverantwortlich. scrambled its like this: Veile altere Lheerr, zu groB Ksselan, zu wineg Sninuetdafanegr - Dnulsaechtd hat laut der junstgen OECD-Biudgdsunsitle in vielen Bechreein weteir Nohahlbeacrdf. Die zu gniegre Zhal der Sutednetn ist nach Ahscnit der OECD acuh fur die akleulte Wftrchhssacstiwache martcrwntvoieilth. German words get too long unlike English.

    1. Re:Doesnt really work with German by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I think the longer a word gets, the harder it is, especially in German.

      Ich knotne es aebr dcoh lseen ;)

  338. Written by Mark Twain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some people have mentioned that they saw this years ago. Actually, it is usually said that Mark Twain originally wrote this!

    http://www.unifon.org/spel-fun.html
    http://www. i18nguy.com/twain.html

    (Too lazy for HTML)

    1. Re:Written by Mark Twain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is by Mark Twain. Some poor victim (or perpetrator) of Murdoch's anti-EU propaganda just had to disregard Mr. Clemens and credit it all to the nameless hordes of Brussels. Sad, really.

  339. Or this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MPEEEEEEEET!

  340. tripthong example? by Burb · · Score: 1

    tch? I think that fits the bill ght?

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  341. Doesn't work in all languages! by TA · · Score: 1

    Now this is interesting. Indeed, sending English text through
    Jamie's script renders the text still completely readable, as per the
    researchers claims. But trying the same thing with e.g. Scandinavian languages gives a different conclusion, the text simply gets unintelligble. Oh, you can figure out what it probably means but
    you have to stop at most words and work out how it's scrambled, unlike the scrambled English text which you can read full speed.

  342. Typo by peterpi · · Score: 0, Redundant
    "the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae"

    I was reading that fine until I got to the "is" where they meant to put "are". Then my eye tripped up and I had to read the setence again.

    This shows two things. Firstly, the process works. Secondly, I'm a grammar nazi.

  343. Spelling Error by DaracMarjal · · Score: 1

    Has no-one spotted the spelling error in this text, then?

    "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch"

    Shouldn't this be "Aoccdrnig to rscheearch" or "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearcehr"?

    Can someone supply a patch to ispell to cope with these?

  344. New Tool for Spammers by panda · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, am I really the first to realize that spammers would love this? Now, they can get a message through that a human can decipher, but that a computer would have a very hard time deciphering. You probably now need to attach a spell checker to your spam filter and if there are too many misspelled words, then trash the message. 'Course, I'd lose a lot of mail from my /. friends! :-)

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  345. True story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grafitti on a wall near me: "Clysdexia cant eb stoped."

  346. Say it in Lsip! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2003/9/14/234221/ 928/20#20

  347. Wlel, tihs cna't be elernity wonrg. by crashnbur · · Score: 1
    I had no problem reading through that jumbled bit of stuff on the articles teaser. I think people would have more trouble with words whose letters can be scrambed (1) to form phonetically sound jumbles of letters or (2) to form actual words. I can think of dozens of word pairs that contain the same letters and begin and end with the same two. I can also think of several ways to rearrange the spelling of a single word and come up with something that definitely isn't a word but that can definitely have a clear and easy pronunciation. It occurs to me that these words are where the problem would occur.

    Dsxleiics of the wrlod, yuor pootisin? (I just wanted that to include "poot".)

  348. Re:entropy by ThosLives · · Score: 1
    Hrm. I just had a wierd thought. Entropy in the physical universe is defined as dS = dQ/T. It has to do with energy and temperature. Sure, we all learned that 'entropy is a measure of disorder.' I think a better term is 'entropy is a measure of available work' - it's more akin to potential energy. In physics, one manifestation of an increase in entropy is an increase in the temperature of a gas with a pressure increase that is lower than it would be if it were isentropic. That is, you put in some energy to increase pressure to do some work, but that pressure cannot do as much mechanical work as the energy you put in.

    To make a long story short, I don't think you can really say that a jumbled word has more entropy than a non-jumbled word. I guess it depends on what you mean by order and disorder and stuff.

    And yes, I am quite bored at work today to be thinking on this.

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    "There are a dozen opinions on a matter until you know the truth. Then there is only one." - CS Lewis (paraprhase)
  349. Gee, you should try French by Gabriel+Radic · · Score: 1

    I believe there's no correct way to write in French, you just try to get as many of the right letters in the word.

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  350. Am I just freakin' out??? by Gob+Gob · · Score: 1

    Or did he just reply to his other personality????

  351. Re:Real world application - ECHELON! by ericlakin · · Score: 1

    This might give Echelon fits!

  352. Binary doesn't work! by e03179 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm guess this stuff wouldn't working in Binary. 011001101000110101111000

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    -516
  353. dontneedspaces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spaces were introduced in the sixth century
    Case was introduced in the eigth century
    Ponctuation was introduced in the eleventh century

    soyoudontneedneedneitherspacesnorponctuation norcaseanditisstillreadablethoughmoredifficult

    Note also that some languages don't represent vowels

    sydntndvwlsthr
    ( s y d nt nd vwls thr )
    ( so you do not need vowels either)

    Ahem...

    Here is a (french) link with some dates

  354. Perl script by O.M.A.C. · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does the perl script actually jumble the word, or does it just scan Slashdot for a misspelling that contains the same letters?

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    /* It's amazing the damage someone with a stunted sense of humor and mod points can do to your karma. */
  355. Nothin' in the middle matters, huh? by Asprin · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Wll, wht abt vwls? Ths r nncssry mst f th tm, t. N fct, nc y gt rd f th vwls nd mddl lttrs, y cn s hw trly wstfl th nglsh lngg rlly s!

    This reminds me of that old programming axiom:
    Every program has at least one bug.
    Every program can be reduced in size by at least one instruction.
    Therefore, by induction every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

    --
    "Lawyers are for sucks."
    - Doug McKenzie
    1. Re:Nothin' in the middle matters, huh? by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      And actually, it's only those words where you dropped a final vowel that I had to stop and figure out what you're saying.

  356. It's a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coach Z emulator!

  357. Mkaes sense... by Wubby · · Score: 1

    I would expect there are words that when mixed just don't make sense.

    I would bet that we also recognise by the shape of the word and the pattern of letters as much as the first and last, which is why l33t speak seems to be legible. The shape and patters of 7h3se VV0rd5 stay close to what we expect them to be.

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    Appended to the end of comments you post. 120 chars
  358. Finally a sorty where I can post qucikly by Anomylous+Howard · · Score: 1

    I don't have to porff read my post today. The "Spelling Nzais" cna't touch me!

  359. Forgot the rest: by kfx · · Score: 1

    ...or when sounded like A as in neighbor and weigh.

    1. Re:Forgot the rest: by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      ...or when sounded like A as in neighbor and weigh.

      Stolen from another post:
      receipt
      leisure
      lein

      Well, I suppose if you're from the deep south....

      And by the way, it's "...or when pronounced 'A'..." I can't really see an english teacher explaining a rule with "When sounded like..." Oh, wait. Yes I can....

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      --

      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

  360. Dutch! by dodell · · Score: 1

    Being a native English speaker who has learned Dutch, I'm naturally curious as to how this post would look in Dutch. After thinking for a couple of seconds, I decided not to even try.

    First of all, there are a lot of letter combinations in Dutch that I think would be pretty important for me to see to be able to correctly interpret the word.

    Secondly, depending on the placement of vowels and the desired sound of the word, sometimes a diaresis accent (a.k.a. umlaut, trema, etc.) is necessary. I won't get nitty-gritty with the rules becuase it's irrelevant to explain them here, but I think they'd certainly play a part.

    However, I'm curious as to whether native Dutch speakers can read this without problem:

    [Bjderif] bdeit de btekkroen celnit de mgolekjhieid zjin lpoboaan te vanedreern of aan te psasen op een wizje die zeowl voor hmezlef als voor de wregkveer bvdreeigned is.

    Descrambled, that's:

    [Bedrijf] biedt de betrokken client de mogelijkheid zijn loopbaan te veranderen of aan te passen op een wijze die zowel voor hemzelf als voor de werkgever bevredigend is.

    Now that I've written that out, I can read it no problem because I know what it says already. But perhaps some of you can post other scrambled Dutch texts and/or give me feedback about this. I'm interested :)

    1. Re:Dutch! by dodell · · Score: 1

      *ahem*

      Please forgive the lack of an e diaresis in "client" -- /. still removes them in formatting :X.

      --Devon

  361. perl camel script, anyone? by Heisenbug · · Score: 1

    This was on slashdot in the day, but it's still pretty nifty ... a perl script shaped like a camel, that prints four little camels:

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/321a/deta il /stuff/docs/perl-camel-source.shtml

    Well, where did you think little camels came from?

  362. bedroom entropy by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    My bedroom doesn't have much energy left in it to do work. I set it on fire.

  363. Can You Raed Tihs? by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

    Gee. I thought I could read it because I practice on /.

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    As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

  364. 2nd language by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I doubt anyone who learned English as a second language would be able to read the scrambled words as easily as most Slashdotters.

    I can.

    And I learned english as a second.5 language, learned some spanish before english (but never mastered that one). However, I have a way with languages...and I use english a lot.

    (And to awnser your question: French)

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    You can't take the sky from me...

    1. Re:2nd language by bidule · · Score: 1
      (And to awnser your question: French)

      Certain USians would prefer you to spell that Liberty.

      --
      ID: the nose did not occur naturally, how would we wear glasses otherwise? (apologies to Voltaire)
  365. Now I now where the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    pron came from

  366. support the GANA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for sure

  367. You's just jealous cuz you got no 1337 skillz by tlhf · · Score: 1
    perl -pe's|(\w)(\w+)(?=\w)|$1.join"",sort{rand 2}split//,$2|ge'

    Booyah! Funny how a piece of code written using a "worthless" methodology didn't need fixing, where as a bloated piece with endless unnecessary variables did...

    xxx
    And I think this is the shortest version so far, no one else has got below 64 characters. Evolved from Pez's version.

    1. Re:You's just jealous cuz you got no 1337 skillz by fxn · · Score: 1

      You can still take adavantage of using \Bw+\B, which is shorter and just needs $& on the replace part.

    2. Re:You's just jealous cuz you got no 1337 skillz by tlhf · · Score: 1
      Genius!

      xxx

    3. Re:You's just jealous cuz you got no 1337 skillz by d_i_r_t_y · · Score: 1

      cool... love the sort { rand 2 }... beautiful. will put some effort into l33tful sh0rt3n1ng before posting my next 1-liner next time :-)

  368. Did anyone even notice? rscheearch? by ASPirant · · Score: 1

    What is this word supposed to be? You might assume it was "researcher" or just "research", however, neither is the anagram of those letters. In fact, there is no one word anagram for "rscheearch". So did I miss something?

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  369. Misspelling by rpillala · · Score: 1

    The article mentions that skilled readers won't have a hard time parsing reordered words like this. I think that's a very important part of the story. You really need to know all the words in the sentence to be able to read like this.

    Also, (and off-topic) it seems like most misspelling doesn't just include the right letters in the wrong sequence. Usually people will also include several incorrect letters. This makes the words have the wrong length, which I don't remember seeing the article address. I'm a teacher so I've seen a great deal of misspelling, but I don't presume to know about All Spelling Errors.

    Ravi

    --
    When the axe came to the forest, the trees said, "Look out - the handle was once one of us."
  370. letter pairs by maomoondog · · Score: 1

    hmm I didn't think it worked at all. maybe i need word length as well?

  371. On the contrary, compression will be better!! by joaodk · · Score: 1
    If you really believe in this scrambled letters story and dont mind having a scrambled text, you could enhance compression algorithms by treating all permutations of the same words such as begat and baget as only one word, that can be normalized before compression, and then re-scrambled after decompression.


    But the improvement will probably be very small, and as for me I think those scrambled texts are funny to read in small pieces... not in the amount that requires compression.

  372. This sheds some light on neural processing... by alchemist68 · · Score: 1

    This sheds some light on neural processing and perception. The first thing that came to mind when reading about this is that "if you can raed tihs?" also implies "context" into "raeding tihs". I found, personally, that after everyone started misspelling their comments that I could follow the sentence along, deciphering and interpreting as long as I could predict what was going to be said. Some people garbled the words so much that I could no longer comprehend the misspelled words simply because I could not predict what the writer was trying to explain. When I say that I can "predict" with some certainty what will be said, I mean that internally in my little brain, the gramatical syntax processing emerges to interpret sequentially what words have been read, interpreted, and what words should follow to make gramatical sense such that as we in the English language label as a "complete thought" with a subject, verb(s), direct object, indirect object, adjectives, etc... This is how I think we are still able to "raed tihs" as it is misspelled. It is an excellent exercise in measuring gramatical syntax and comprehension, including a feature known in the IQ and MQ arena as "span", i.e. attention span. This plays an inportant role in comprehension and mental functioning. The ability to focus and manipulate as many pieces of information (brain RAM) also is important for mental processing.

    Wow, this is cool stuff!

  373. A new code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So is raednig tihs a DMCA voilaiton?

  374. Not just English by jagripino · · Score: 1
    I got the pt-br version yesterday, it seems to be pretty popular on the Brazilian blogland.

    Here it is:

    De aorcdo com uma pqsieusa de uma uinrvesriddae ignlsea, nao ipomtra em qaul odrem as lrteas de uma plravaa etaso, a uncia csioa iprotmatne e que a piremria e utmlia lrteas etejasm no lgaur crteo.

    O rseto pdoe ser uma ttaol bcguana que vcoe pdoe anida ler sem pobrlmea. Itso e poqrue nos nao lmeos cdaa lrtea isladoa, mas a plravaa cmoo um tdoo.

    Incredibly easy to read, if you know the language :-)

  375. NO, Twain didn't write this either... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1
    Ironic. I always found it funny when people would attribute Disraeli's damn statistics or Pascal's long letter to Twain... and now I'm one with that august company, I suppose! :)

    I wrote it, in '76 I think, as a joke about the EEC, implying that it was going to become the Fifth Reich (the original ended by parodying a German accent). Immature, yeah, but I was too at the time; I was eleven. This, of all my writing since, lives on...

  376. More often the not. by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

    Your all right. It dosent happen all the time. But it was just an example, ok? The underlying logic applies.

  377. Isn't this just an excuse... by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

    to justify not using spellcheck?

  378. Unicode & Perl go together like apples & r by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 1

    A few people had trouble with my script, and it turns out to be some kind of stupid Unicode lossage: it only seems to malfunction if $LANG has "utf8" in it, which is the default on recent Red Hat systems. That screws up the interpretation of "^\w" among other things. Check this out:

    • setenv LANG en_US
      echo -n "foo.bar" | \
      perl -e '$_ = <>; print join (" | ", split (/([^\w]+)/)) . "\n";'
      => "foo | . | bar" (right)

      setenv LANG en_US.utf8
      echo -n "foo.bar" | \
      perl -e '$_ = <>; print join (" | ", split (/([^\w]+)/)) . "\n";'
      => "foo.bar" (wrong!)

    perl-5.8.0-88, Red Hat 9. WTF?

  379. Re: Unicode & Perl; apples & razors by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 1
    Nice how Slashdot lets you type a long subject then silently truncates it. That was supposed to read:

    • Unicode & Perl go together like apples & razors.
  380. php converter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    window.close

  381. Agreed by Bame+Flait · · Score: 1

    Regardless of where you stand vis a vis the Sapir-Whorf theory, it's clear that spelling only augments understanding - it is not an prerequisite for it.

  382. Is this why proof-reading is so hard? by phamlen · · Score: 1

    The first line has an error. It reads "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch". It should read "Aoccdrnig to rscheearch" - "rscheearch" is considered plural. Or perhaps they meant "Aoccdrnig to a rsearecher"... :)

    I think this indicates why it is so hard for people to proofread documents - the typos barely affect comprehension so most people ignore them.

  383. Re: Unicode & Perl; apples & razors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WWHHAAAAAAAAA!!!

  384. Re:entropy by pclminion · · Score: 1
    He's using a very specific definition of entropy -- the average number of bits required to transmit a symbol of the source alphabet. In order to avoid confusion with thermodynamic entropy, people sometimes use the term "negentropy," or "informational entropy."

    The definition of information entropy is -sum(p(x)*log(p(x)),x) where x ranges over all possible outcomes of the random source, and p(x) is the probability of such an outcome.

    It can be interpretted as the average number of bits required to transmit a source symbol.

    You are not the first to notice the relationship between informational entropy and thermodynamic entropy. This is the reason Shannon coined it "entropy" in the first place. As information theory advances, people are discovering more and more than thermodynamics and information are more tightly linked than we had ever imagined...

    Now, as to your statement that a jumbled word has no more entropy than an unjumbled one -- it depends on how you define "source symbol." If the symbols are individual letters, then you are correct. Merely changing the order of the letters does not alter their relative frequencies. But instead of examining single letters at a time, we might examine pairs (digrams). Scrambling the letters disrupts the digrams and therefore alters their frequencies, and this changes their prior probabilities, which in turn influences the entropy. You can imagine that this argument extends further, we could examine trigrams, or n-grams in general. Or we can treat entire words themselves as symbols.

    If you find this stuff interesting, Google around for "information theory," "Shannon entropy," "mutual information." It applies to cryptography, quantum computation, error correction, signal modulation, pretty much everything under the sun.

  385. And from comp.lang.ruby by tamills · · Score: 1
    An interesting thread is afoot at comp.lang.ruby to try and create the shortest one-liner to scramble in this fashion. Here's the shortest I've seen so far (by Kurt Dresner) (I don't have the news: URL, sorry):
    ruby -pe 'gsub!(/\B\w+\B/){$&.split(//).sort_by{rand}.join} '

    Drew

    --

    Be careful what you wish for...

    Where your treasure is there is your heart also...

  386. Good news for Spammers by MASTERwho · · Score: 1

    Great, now spammers have another way to trick filters.

  387. Interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...But can young readers read the above? People who learned to read using the phonics method? Does it take measureably longer to read with the lteters srcamlbed taht way?

  388. And another incompetent moderator strikes again by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Get a life kid ;)

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    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  389. Would you want your doctor or pharmist to by Mamaroo · · Score: 1

    Would you want your doctor or pharmist to use these word guess/whole reading therory to write and read your proscriptions? Also what about words you have never seen before how do you figure it out what it says? By reading letters not the whole word. Time mag as a good article on how reading works in its July 28, 2003 issue.

  390. word shape matters a lot by jazmataz23 · · Score: 1
    alatcluy, the bnaelkd out vriseon, for me, is a llttie hdraer to raed tahn the slpimy sbrcalmed vriseon.

    I did a couple of intentional changes to make that slightly harder to read than a random sort might be. I think that the original post is a fraud because it shows some attention paid to the same aspect, except to make it more readable.

    Give up? I made sure in my sentence that the shape of the words is distinctly different from the original word. I.e. if the original word had an early ascender and a late decender I intentionally switched the two. A lot of the words in the original text retain their shape: "Aoccdrnig", "lteter", "wlohe", "iprmoetnt", etc.

    OVERUSE OF ALL CAPS IS UNWISE, AS CAPS "BLOCKS UP" THE TEXT MAKING IT HARDER TO READ.

    Now you know why people "shouting" online is annoying. Important text shsould always be in mixed case, because we use word shape as a cue. As many have already pointed out, we do not read a letter at a time.

    It seems to me that in many of the words of the above paragraph the word shape is retained, and that makes me think it is a handcrafted meme, birthed by an agent of chaotic and perhaps evil intent. We should hunt down the author and burn him, as any reasonable mob would do.

    love,
    jaz

    --
    Death to Argument by Slogan!! (This post twice-encrypted with ROT-13. Replies not using same will be ignored)
  391. Re:Did anyone even notice? rscheearch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, you did not. i noticed it as well, but i've commented on it enough on other forums to not post about it here. i'm pleased that someone else noticed it of their own volition, though!

    Nveer get out of the baot. Asbouletly Gdodmnaed Rhigt.

  392. Anagrams by lylfyl · · Score: 1

    Can't find any good examples of this, but words that have anagrams should be harder to decipher when scrambled.

    Only one I can think of off the top of my head is:

    The maneless lion remained nameless to hide the lameness of his maleness.

    try deciphering that if scrambled.

  393. Here it is in PHP by Phantom042 · · Score: 1

    For anyone who has access to PHP but not perl on their web site:

    <?php

    $string = "Welcome to the Wonderful World of Shuffled Letters!!!";
    $break = preg_split("/(\W+)/", $string, -1, PREG_SPLIT_NO_EMPTY | PREG_SPLIT_DELIM_CAPTURE);

    for($i=0; $i < count($break); $i++) {
    if(preg_match("/\w/", $break[$i]) && strlen($break[$i]) > 3) {
    $mixer = substr($break[$i], 1, -1);
    for($a=0; $a < 3; $a++) {
    $mixer = str_shuffle($mixer);
    }
    $break[$i] = substr($break[$i], 0, 1).$mixer.substr($break[$i], -1);
    }
    echo $break[$i];
    }
    ?>

  394. goolge by mwolme · · Score: 1

    Has anyone noticed that the google search phrase correction algorithm does almost as good a job as we do in the implicit orthographic deciphering of the scrambles? I haven't tested extensively, but for phrases such as "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't" and "mttaer in waht" it succeeds. Any info on their algo?

  395. IE plugin by ssmith_scrambler · · Score: 1

    Well, I developed my first IE plugin, that essentially does this effect to webpages. Give Scramble Plugin a try, and let me know what you think!

  396. a parser in flash 7 by MrBallistic · · Score: 0

    i needed an excuse to learn how to write code in actionscript2, so here goes:
    word scramble in flash7

    such fun!

    enjoy.

    bset,
    t

  397. Games translated to Ensligh. by Bisqwit · · Score: 1

    So now we have new SNES game translations.
    - http://bisqwit.iki.fi/topshu/ - Tales of Phantasia in Ensligh.
    - http://bisqwit.iki.fi/ctshu/ - Chrono Trigger in Ensligh.
    There are screenshots of both.

  398. A neuroscientist writes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There have been various forms of this email doing the rounds - including one that mentioned Cmabrigde Uinervtisy (which is where I work doing research on how the brain processes written and spoken language).

    Since I thought I ought to know about this, I've written a page of notes on the science behind this meme, including a list of the factors that my colleagues and I think might be relevant for reading this kind of transposed text. You can read more here:

    http://www.mrc-cbu.cam.ac.uk/~matt.davis/Cmabrig de /

    Matt

  399. How to raed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Iltnsegnetiry I'm sdutynig tihs crsrootaivnel pnoheenmon at the Dptmnearet of Liuniigctss at Absytrytewh Uivsreitny and my exartrnairdoy doisiervecs waleoetderhlhy cndairotct the picsbeliud fdnngiis rrgdinaeg the rtlvaeie dfuictlify of ialtnstny ttalrisanng steennces. My rsceeerhars deplveeod a cnionevent ctnoiaptorn at hnasoa/tw.nartswdbvweos/utrtep:k./il taht dosnatterems that the hhpsteyios uuiqelny wrtaarns criieltidby if the aoussmpitn that the prreoecandpne of your wrods is not eendetxd is uueniqtolnabse. Aoilegpos for aidnoptg a cdocianorttry vwpiienot but, ttoheliacrley spkeaing, lgitehnneng the words can mnartafucue an iocnuurgons samenttet that is vlrtiauly isbpilechmoenrne.

    Or, if you prefer...

    Interestingly I'm studying this controversial phenomenon at the Department of Linguistics at Aberystwyth University and my extraordinary discoveries wholeheartedly contradict the publicised findings regarding the relative difficulty of instantly translating sentences. My researchers developed a convenient contraption at http://www.aardvarkbusiness.net/tool that demonstrates that the hypothesis uniquely warrants credibility if the assumption that the preponderance of your words is not extended is unquestionable. Apologies for adopting a contradictory viewpoint but, theoretically speaking, lengthening the words can manufacture an incongruous statement that is virtually incomprehensible. :)

  400. This will probably get modded down, but seriously by 2names · · Score: 1

    You mean like the United States?

    --
    "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
  401. waht is bteer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a) sex wtih a mrae

    or

    b) scambreld wrdos
    ?

  402. Serious Legal Implications by NIN_INCH_NAILS · · Score: 1

    I think this posses some serious legal issues.
    Imagine a contract where I mispell certain keywords buried of course deep in the small print.

    Would a person be legally obligated to abide by a contract of implied meanings , where the words were actually sytnax erorrs[hehe syntax erros]? I bet they wouldn't.

    I think this article should be hidden from lawyers everywhere, I bet we would all be surprised how many lawyers read slashdot thou!

    I bet they do this trick all the time, then wait and see if people catch it.

  403. Best fit.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps what is happening here is that our brains are pattern-matching the words and finding the 'closest' fit given the context of the word. I remember reading something (it was an online book about consciousness, I forget what the site is) which put forward the theory that we mostly sense the world by recognition. Our brains perform the minimal amount of computing work needed to give us a useful perception of the world around us. Only if we need further details does the brain process sensory information further.

    I find that although I can read the scrambled text in most cases, it does take more concentration to read at the same speed than unscrambled text. The hardest scrambled words for me to read are those that can't be readily figured out from their contexts - for example, a persons name that you have not read before.

    Also on the topic of reading vs. speaking, I think there is some link depending on how you have been taught to read. We are often taught the sounds of the words as kids, before we learn to read them. When I read, I 'think' the sounds of the words in my head - I don't actually comprehend what the word is until I have 'heard' it in that sense. It's more like listening to someone speak to me. Of course, I don't _really_ hear the words - it's more like my own voice speaking back to me. I studied a speed-reading course once which said that this is how most people read silently. This limits their reading speed to the maximum speed at which they could speak. Learning to speed-read involved learning a new way to read, more 'visually'.

  404. Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    incomprehensible