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  1. Hey, dickhead. on McAfee Manufactures Virus Threat · · Score: 0

    Dear Michael,

    I think it's great that you consider yourself a technology journalist, but let's review the facts. You have no knowledge of the technology world besides your knee-jerk herd-mentality "analyses." You are anti-capitalist and anti-corporation, yet you still work as an editor on a site whose major stories always revolve around corporate developments. Mindlessly bashing corporations does not make you an activist; it makes you an alarmist. There's a difference.

    Furthermore, I'm still waiting for my apology for your ruthless "goatse'ing" of America's favorite web site, the Censorware Project. I want you to tell all of the members of this discussion board exactly why you thought it was a good idea to silence me. I am America's leading authority on the subject of anti-censorware. I bet you're jealous.

    There. I've said it. Any questions?

  2. Re:Troll Alert! - #582901 is a troll imposter on Warcraft III Gone Gold · · Score: 0

    Ha ha, very funny. You know, there's a reason that people like you are called Anonymous Cowards. I bet you're Michael Sims, pretending to be Seth "Finkelstein" (note the subtle misspelling of my name) to defame my name.

    As the world's leading authority on censorware, I am appalled and outraged that I am being labeled a "troll" and a "fraud." If I weren't so obsessed with bringing Michael Sims down, I would sue you for all you're worth.

  3. Consider this, Michael! on Warcraft III Gone Gold · · Score: 0

    Please consider the fact that Blizzard is suing people who write software to interoperate with theirs when deciding whether you want to purchase this game.

    That's pretty funny that you mention that, Michael Sims. Ha ha ha! Now I want you to please consider the fact that you, Michael Sims, singlehandedly destroyed the Censorware Project. I have won over fifteen awards for my writings, but you chose to spurn me. Why, Michael, why?

    I want you to please resign your post at Slashdot immediately, and cede all of your possessions to me. Including your base.

  4. How dare you, michael! on Linux Kernel 2.5.19 Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    Michael, you have a lot of nerve posting news stories after what you did to the Censorware Project. I am the world's greatest authority on the subject of anti-censorware, and by failing to obey me completely, you have given me a great insult.

    Mr. Sims, if that is your real name, did you know that I am the recipient of a prestigious Pioneer award, given out by the Electronic Frontier Foundation? My work is the finest in the industry, and you had to go and spoil it all. Worse still, you hijacked the domain that I was using for my award-winning writings and used it to write invalid, incorrect, and inhumane things about myself, Seth Finklestein.

    Please resign your position at Slashdot immediately, Michael Sims. I know where you live.