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McAfee Manufactures Virus Threat

The sleaze has gotten out of hand; it's time to roast a group of 20 or so companies whose profits are directly linked to creating fear in their customers, who have to keep discovering new sources of fear to improve their bottom line - or in the absence of new discoveries, keep inventing new sources of fear. Yes, it's time to take on the anti-virus software vendors.

The latest "news" to come out of the AV industry is New Virus Infects Picture Files. McAfee put up their description and made sure to issue a wide-spread press release to stir up some interest. McAfee's spokesdrone fans the flames:

  • "Potentially no file type could be safe."

    That evolution should make computer users think twice about sending pictures or any other media over the Internet, Gullotto said.

    "Going forward, we may have to rethink about distributing JPGs."

Now, if you know much about computing, you may be a little suspicious of this. JPEGs are compressed image files that only contain data representing an image to be displayed, not code to be executed. A modification of that data might screw up the picture of your cat dangling from the edge of the kitchen table you like so much, but it won't turn the image into a potential virus transmitter, because the programs that display JPEGs don't read them with an eye toward executing the code. An image file is just data to be displayed. The line between "data" and "code" is a little bit fuzzy - often particular characters or a particular file can be both data and code, depending on the context of how other code handles it. Or a particular file can include both data and code separately, like a Microsoft Word file that includes data (your text) and code (some macro designed to be executed by Word when the document is opened).

But for JPEGs there's a well-designed standard, and it doesn't include executing code of any sort. If a JPEG-handling program doesn't like the data it sees, it should just stop trying to display the image, not decide to start executing code from the image. JPEGs are mostly harmless.

McAfee's claim of a virus spread through JPEGs requires one essential element: you have to have already been infected by ANOTHER virus transmitted by some actual executable code. What it comes down to is:

Once you're infected with a virus, the virus can set you up to be infected by other viruses.

No shit, Sherlock. Once you have enemy code running on your system, you're toast. A virus could alter Microsoft Word so that opening any Word document at all would erase every file on your hard drive, making every single Word document in existence a deadly threat -- to you, and to you alone. But this isn't a new virus threat of any sort. It isn't a breakthrough. It's a consequence of being infected, not a new method of being infected.

Two weeks ago, we ran a story about a cross-platform virus. Like this one, it didn't really exist in the wild. Like this one, it was mainly a PR ploy (by Symantec, in that case). But we thought it had at least some minimal technical interest as a bit of code that would run under Windows or Linux.

McAfee and Symantec (and all the other AV vendors out there) are waging a PR war to "discover" ever more news-worthy viruses to defend against. To get maximum coverage, your new virus needs to do something unique or different -- make your computer turn green, or infect something previously uninfectable, or whatever it might be. Compare this to Klez, a very basic virus similar in most ways to viruses that have gone before, which is still out there looting and pillaging tens of thousands of computers every day, but isn't ideal for AV vendors because they don't have a monopoly on the cure.

The press is catching on, to some tiny extent at least, that most virus alerts are fictitious and just designed to drum up business for the vendors. But it's far easier to repurpose a vendor's press release and call it a story than to dig into real threats that exist on the Internet, and the causes of those threats. Today, like last year and the year before and five years ago, there are major email-borne virus threats out there. (There are still old-school viruses out there too, transmitted by sneaker-net or by downloading suspicious software, but email is clearly the way to go for the discriminating virus creator.) All the real email virus threats share a few distinguishing characteristics:

  • They only affect Microsoft Windows. If you aren't running Windows, you are safe.
  • They're usually transmitted by email. If you know enough on your own, or you've had a half-hour class in "Email 101", you should be able to avoid executing random files received by email.
  • They auto-execute in Microsoft Outlook or Outlook Express. Microsoft has finally made some progress, after many years, in reducing the vulnerability of their flagship email programs. So if you have a recent or fully-updated version of these programs, you may not be as vulnerable as people running older versions. Nevertheless, this was (and still is, since so many people don't have recent or fully-updated versions) a primary vector.

And that's really it. If you don't run Windows, you're safe. If you have basic email skills, you're safe. If you don't run Outlook, you're safe. That's the story of modern viruses, and fortunately or un-, it's a pretty boring one.

McAfee, and Symantec, and everyone else involved in the anti-virus FUD business: lay off. I mean that literally, as in, "Lay off the people you employ for the purpose of drumming up new virus threats." Lay off the public relations people you employ to say things like, "We may have to rethink about distributing JPGs." Lay off the BS. There's a real market for your product, people who (for whatever reason) are using Windows and/or Outlook, and haven't received the half-hour training course necessary to avoid viruses. You can market to them based on your fast responses to real virus threats - you don't need to manufacture any more.

775 comments

  1. Simple Virus Protection Schemes by ThrasherTT · · Score: 1, Funny

    1) Stop doing stupid things that can cause you to get infected!
    2) Trust no one!
    3) Throw your computer out the window!

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    1. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by egg+troll · · Score: 0, Funny

      4) Profit!!

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    2. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Keep your laser handy!

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    3. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by GreatErdrick · · Score: 5, Funny
      3) Throw your computer out the window!

      I would rather throw out Windows out of the computer...

    4. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by thunderbee · · Score: 0, Troll

      The computer is your friend.

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    5. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Rinse and repeat

    6. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by mAIsE · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don t mean to sound paranoid but wouldn't it make more since if a virus company just hired an offshore team to create new viri that only they had the antidote too?

      Think about it, they could send it out in junk mail (which everyone gets).

      Well ok this evil plan works only if your using a Microshaft based email client or a Microshaft OS.....

      Hmm....

      break the MS!! dependency !!

      http://www.freebsd.org
      http://www.apple.com/swi tch

    7. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by linefeed0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Now that you mention it, RMS agrees!

      "The best way to protect yourself from this virus is to defenestrate your computer and install GNU/Linux.

      If you can't throw the Windows out of your computer, throw your computer out the window!" - from here.

      (This came from an internal MIT mailing list and was forwarded all over academia about a year ago.)

    8. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by DrFrob · · Score: 0

      This can only work for so long. The reason why virii only affect windows machines is because there are more of them and they've been around longer. Once the teeny-boppers learn to ask their parents for Linux boxes, we'll start seeing linux virii.

    9. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by jedidiah · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your assertion is effectively nullfied by the fact that much smaller niche operating systems have had their share of viruses. If a system is fundementally insecure, SOMEONE will start writting virii for it.

      It doesn't really matter how widespread the platform is.

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    10. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by KC7GR · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>3) Throw your computer out the window!

      Alternatively, let a moving truck do it for you. ;-)

      A while back, I read this story (don't remember where -- I think it may have been 'Computer Stupidities' on rinkworks.com or some such place) about a fellow who wanted to network his PC with that of a friend who lived in an apartment directly across the street from his window.

      They ran a regular 10Base-T crossover cable from one computer, out the window and across the street, straight into the friend's window and then into their computer. I guess they thought they were high enough up, floor-wise, that vehicle traffic in the street below would not be a problem.

      They were soon proved very wrong. The setup worked just fine until, one day, this guy's computer literally flew straight out the window in mid-type (his friend's computer was saved when the network cable snapped). It seems that a good-sized truck, with a nice tall exhaust stack, had passed by and snagged the network cable as neatly as any fighter jet's arresting hook would snag the braking cable on an aircraft carrier.

      Is that taking 'mobile computing' just a bit far, or what? ;-)

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    11. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) Throw your computer out the window!
      I would rather throw out Windows out of the computer...
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    12. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by PrincipiaMathematica · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! Well done.

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    13. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Theom · · Score: 0

      Lindows virii, for sure, just keep runnung as root. My GNU/Linux box will still be quite safe.

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    14. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

      I would rather throw out Windows out of the computer...

      Now that's what I call defenestration!

    15. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That has urban legend written all over it.

    16. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the throwing out the window bit, isn't this the same advice they give for STDs?

      If you're going to play, play safe.
      Know your playmates and even so, trust no one.

      There are people still vulnerable though, my sisters friend got someone in ICQ insisting she look at his picture. Something like dumbass.jpg.exe I'm sure so she went and looked at it. Big surprise, it ate her parents credit card numbers, infected everything every which way and they eventually sent the computer in for professional data recovery. Not before she grabbed her files and preserved them on floppy. Just in case she wants to reinfect later? I dunno.
      In any case she's a high schooler so maybe she hasn't had her Email 101 yet.

    17. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod this up.

    18. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you've got it all wrong.

      4)
      5) Profit

    19. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The comment about throwing Windows out of the computer reminds me of a tech support meeting in the third floor conference room in the early 90's at Quarterdeck.

      Someone had just asked how to solve a Windows issue (that had nothing to do with Qdeck products) and from the back of the room where the senior technicians sat came the response of "32 feet per second squared"

      From 3 floors up, we all agreed that would do it...

    20. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      We must both be paranoid, because I've often wondered if the AV world is not secretly aiding the s'kiddies to drum up business. Then again, I also wonder how many viruses are written by Linux fans just to make MS look bad...

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    21. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod this down.

    22. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

      But it CANT be an urban legend, my best friends brother's mechanic's aunt's sister-in-law heard it from her hairdresser that it happened to a friends brothers great-uncle!

    23. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      We don't have to write viruses to make Microsoft look bad - they do that all by their little lonesome selves.

      See the other story today about M$ shipping CDs infected with nimda.

      Mind you, there's a simple way to keep a Winbox from getting infected, or crashing, for that matter. Hide the power cord.

      Less extreme: Remove the CD-ROM, DVD-ROM, Zip, floppy, anything else that can accept removeable media.

      Remove all vulnerable software (Outlook, Explorer, etc).

      Make sure all network connections have to go through an un*x box.

      Disallow all but port 80 traffic.

      (On second thought, it's easier just to hide the plug).

    24. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      The reason why virii only affect windows machines is because there are more of them and they've been around longer

      Windows hasn't been around longer than unix. Viruses are an exploit of basic design flaws in DOS and Windows. Always have been. Always will be.

    25. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by King+of+the+World · · Score: 1
      mod this sideways.

      (can they do that?)

    26. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by mangu · · Score: 0, Troll

      mod this inwards.

    27. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Calrathan · · Score: 1

      Defenestration, as defined by the jargon file:

      ...
      5. The act of completely removing Micro$oft Windows from a PC in favor of a better OS (typically Linux).

    28. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the most beautiful troll I have ever seen.

    29. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      There is so much wrong with your above statement I think it could be a troll:

      One there are no "virus companys" who sit around "off shores" creating virues. Viruses are usually created by bored/disgrunteled programers. A good comparson would be taggers, the more destruction the more publicity.

      Also a lot of viruses come from "off shore" countires, so there really is nothing to "think about".

      Finally the is a group of mail that is desinated "junK mail", these are individuals or businesses that get their hands/pay for large lists of email accounts and then send out mass maillings. If you keep your email address secrete theoretically you would never get any email including junk mail.

      Also these lists are not that expensive and it is easy to right software that shoots email off sequentailly aaaa1@msn.com, aaaa2@msn.com, etc. or with popular names/keyword combininations.

      Many viruse creators already use these same methods.

    30. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have said

      "rather throw windows out of the computer"

    31. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Stop doing stupid things that can cause you to get infected!
      2) Trust no one!
      3) Throw your computer out the window!

      3 should read:
      3) Throw Windows out the window.

    32. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes (Score:0, Troll)
      by thunderbee on Friday June 14, @11:00AM (#3701104)
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      The computer is your friend.


      Moderator on crack. Film at 11.

    33. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I don t mean to sound paranoid but wouldn't it make more since if a virus company just hired an offshore team to create new viri that only they had the antidote too?

      Who says they don't? Who says it has to be offshore? Look at eEye - that's their whole business.

      When Code Red hit at its worst, Russ Cooper had a big party at his house to celebrate - with representatives of all the leading AV companies present. They drank champage to celebrate their good fortune.

      Now think hard - where did Code Red come from? Who owns the drink? And who paid eEye for helping to market their frikkin drink?

    34. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Like the other guy said, this has urban legend written all over it. If the cable snapped at one end, wouldn't it be free to go wherever it wants, without dragging the 2nd computer?

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    35. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "5. The act of completely removing Micro$oft Windows from a PC in favor of a better OS (typically Linux)."

      Well, for the 3% of you that run Unix, if everyone switched to a Unix variant, then the virus writers would start writing viruses for that instead of Windows. With 93% of the world running versions of Windows - its no wonder virus writers create viruses for it.

      Don't be fucking ignorant and believe that Unix (linux et all) is bulletproof.

      I have never seen more ignorance and stupidity than on /.

    36. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Dixons/MCDonalds/PC World for 'real world' examples .....

    37. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by steve_ellis · · Score: 1

      I believe the correct terminology is "reverse defenestration", which as far as I know was coined by the beautiful people at brouhaha.com (though they are just as likely to credit someone else, instead).

    38. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes by iamwhatiseem · · Score: 1

      And do you really think the little plastic "snap' that holds the cable to the nic, would be so strong as to yank a computer out a window, and the monitor as well, since it is screwed in??

  2. You mean . . . by vegetablespork · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . that all this time, the satire about the virus development divisions of anti-virus software companies actually contained a kernel of truth? Who woulda thunk it?

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    1. Re:You mean . . . by mike77 · · Score: 1
      ok, vegetablespork, the always say there's a kernel of truth to most things, so I GOTTA know about your sig!

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    2. Re:You mean . . . by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

      I'd like to spin you a salacious tale involving hot grits, my pants, Natalie Portman, and sadomasochism. Unfortunately, the sig is just a lame attempt at humor on my part. Thanks for noticing, though!

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    3. Re:You mean . . . by SN74S181 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have always maintained that the Anti Virus would create the need for their product if there wasn't already an inherent need.

      But I've never had a virus infect my system and do any damage. Sure I've had a few viruses get 'detected' back when I ran binary newsgroup attachment grabbers for amusement awhile back.

      And I've been online, for many years as a sysop, since before I bought my first DOS machine (I got PC-DOS 3.1 used at a swapmeet for my first XT clone)

      Viruses only infest clueless people. Vendors have a way of extracting money from said clueless people.

    4. Re:You mean . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This one seems pretty objective: http://www.f-secure.com/v-descs/perrun.shtml

    5. Re:You mean . . . by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1
      Yes, it does; it also says that the virus works not by spreading via JPG, but by patching the registry to foll the system into thinking that .JPG is an executable extension. Or, in their words:

      A clean system can not get infected from an "infected" JPEG file since that would need the virus to be active on the system already.

      Please note that Perrun can not be activated from infected JPEG files on a clean system.


      They were so intent on emphasizing it, they said it twice.
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    6. Re:You mean . . . by Eil · · Score: 2


      I agree wholeheartedly. I often find myself explaining the concept of viruses to my friends, family, or whoever who happen to be mostly computer illiterate or just plain clueless. I politely explain to them that viruses (modern ones at least) don't just jump from machine to machine as biological viruses do, but rather have to piggyback on top of a program (not a text file, not a jpeg, not even a bloody gif) in order to propagate. And I've all but given up explaining to them that the malicious email attachments that the media and everyone talks about lately are actually trojan horses not viruses. Even geeks can never get this one right.

      At the end of my short tutorial on viruses for the computer illiterate user, I usually go ahead and explain that I have been using computers over 14 years now, have never once used an anti-virus program, and have yet to have one of my systems infected with a virus or anything resembling it. (Not counting Windows 95.) The average joe would be somewhat surprised at hearing this, but still take it at face value and assume I know what I'm doing when it comes to computers. A few of the supremely clueless, after hearing the real facts on viruses and then hearing me say that I've never run any anti-virus software have replied with, "Really? But aren't you afraid you'll catch a virus?" in the tone of voice you might hear from someone who balks when you tell them you're a severe diabetic that has never bought insulin.

    7. Re:You mean . . . by big_hairy_mama · · Score: 2

      Seriously, if 99% of all the viruses that Norton can detect have not ever been seen in the wild, how do they get their hands on them? That's a question that has been bugging me for years. The only way I can think of is if either they wrote the viruses themselves or if they are in close contact with the actual authors.

    8. Re:You mean . . . by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Ahh memories. I remember when some anti-virus vendors used to pay small cash bounties for new viruses. Of course, it was under the guise of 'doing our best to ensure that we get the fastest fixes for new threats'.

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    9. Re:You mean . . . by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      In my time online I've encountered 2 viruses. One was at work. Apparently someone had gotten infected despite the 6 warning about that exact virus from Security and sent it to me! I suspect she got a warning about opening love letters. The other one was at home. I actually opened that one, but just saw odd characters and text that said "This program cannot be run in DOS mode". Mutt is somewhat limited for running Win-Viruses. :)

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  3. Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus software by eaddict · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I use AVG from Grisoft and just updated the signature file. I am SOOooo glad I use a freeware/shareware product that keeps up with REAL virus and not marketing. As they say here in the U.S. "There ought to be a law..."

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  4. The sleaze has gotten out of hand; by larry+bagina · · Score: 0, Troll

    Pot! Kettle! Black!

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  5. Linux. My anti-virus. by sirinek · · Score: 1

    Simple, dont run Windows. Now I'm certainly not so naive to think that you are 100% safe on Linux/*BSD but you are certainly far more sheltered from the types of virii that affect your average Microsoft OS.

    siri

    1. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by sehryan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Intelligence is my anti-virus. I have been running Windows for a long time now, and have never been infected with a virus. Why? Because I am careful about what I allow to run on my computer. Linux or Windows, it doesn't matter. If you don't have some common sense, you are going to get burned.

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    2. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by yatest5 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Simple, dont run Windows.

      There are no virii on Linux, because (relatively) no-one uses it. Your solution: everyone should use it. Nice one.

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    3. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Dunkalis · · Score: 1

      I don't really run an anti-virus, since I do know what to avoid. But if your user is a multi-user machine(not OS), its particularly bad. My mom had infected our system once by opening an attachment. It was opened in NS4 Mail, by the way, not Outlook. I have a virus-scanner, its just that I'm to lazy to install it. Viruses effect those who aren't careful. Not those who don't have anti-virus software.

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    4. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plural of "virus" is "viruses ", not the faux latin "virii".

      Just like the plural of "beeeotch" is not "beeeeotchae".


      I don't know what's worse, stupid geeks acting like idiots trying to show how intelligent they are, or overly literal anal-retentive geeks that don't get the joke.

    5. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by AVee · · Score: 5, Informative

      True, it helps, but dropping Outlook (Express) for any other mail program of your choice will have largely the same effect.

    6. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by fdisk3hs · · Score: 1

      This was a dumb post. How much money that's been spent on homogenized networks (win9x, nt, 2k, xp, Solaris, linux, etc) would be wasted? It's not reality.

      Dude, your signature rocks! I am falling off my chair, it is sweet!

      LR

    7. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by joshsisk · · Score: 1

      There are no virii on Linux, because (relatively) no-one uses it.

      And I here always thought it was because you can't run Outlook on Linux...

    8. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by samhart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wouldn't say it's because no one uses it. By even the most cautious estimates, there are more Linux users than Mac users. Add to that the fact that much of the internet (web/ftp/etc sites) is powered by Linux and you see that Linux is indeed a big target.

      But with Linux we will never see the same level of email virus type threats that we see on Windows, because Linux users are encouraged to not run as root (the system administrator). Non-root users can do little more than destroy their own personal files. They will not be able to take down the system or do any real damage to the OS (unless, as I said, they are logged in as root).

      With Linux the threat is more in the sense of exploits: either as a worm type virii that exploits some known problem in a large number of Linux systems (eg those Lion variants from several years back) or from some cracker out there who knows the exploits and uses them to gain malicious access to your system.

      So, just like Windows, as a Linux user you still have to be carefull... keep up on the latest pacthes for your distro/software you use, and be paranoid... It's just that the threat is different, and in many ways, not as easy to neglect.

      I've used Linux as my primary OS for some 6-7 years now. I've never gotten a virii or worm of any sort. I browse the web comfortably, and read mail without worry. However, I have had problems. About a year and a half ago I had someone break into my home system and use it to launch attacks on other systems. This person used some exploit I didn't know about, gave themselves and administrative account, and then proceeded to install and setup various cracking utilities. I'm not really certain what (if anything) they did with my system, because shortly after this happenned, I rebuilt my desktop (switched from RedHat to Debian), and it was only when I was restoring my /home directories that I discovered one for a user I never added... But I do know I had been compromised.

      So the moral of the story is that you are never completely secure or safe. But with Linux, you do start out more secure than you otherwise would on Windows.

      BTW, the way I now handle security is I just have an external firewall and router that protects my private home network. I have an old 486 running Coyote Linux that sits between me and the rest of the internet. It's still not Fort Knox... but it is very very close.

    9. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Grax · · Score: 1

      It is not unreasonable. In Apache vs IIS, Apache runs on more sites than IIS yet there isn't worm for it while IIS has plenty of holes.

      The mail program I run, kmail, does not execute code found in emails. That is a huge step toward preventing viruses.

    10. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      mr troll and how exactly do you get to the kmem section of kernel code without being root?

    11. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by harks · · Score: 0

      However, the plural of catus is cacti, and the plural of octopus is octopi. (Actually it can be cactuses or octopuses, either is correct according to www.dictionary.com)

    12. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, Mac users can use the same argument but it boils down to the same bottom line:

      Use a platform with no software that nobody else uses, and you won't get viruses. Thanks, but I'll take a risk and actually be able to do stuf with my computer.

    13. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      There are no virii on Linux, because (relatively) no-one uses it. Your solution: everyone should use it. Nice one.

      No. No. Using Windows isn't what causes viruses (unless you count blue screens). Your logic needs shoring up.

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    14. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      How much money that's been spent on homogenized networks (win9x, nt, 2k, xp, Solaris, linux, etc) would be wasted?

      Mmmm. None? How can you waste the same money twice?

      I think it's hilarious that you find the post dumb but the sig funny.

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    15. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by nullard · · Score: 1

      By even the most cautious estimates, there are more Linux users than Mac users.

      Do you have any facts to back this up? Remember that "Market Share" is actually % of annual sales. A study quoted here shows that macs are replaced less frequently than PCs, leading to lower yearly sales. This does not mean that there are fewer mac users, it means that there were fewer macs replaced.

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    16. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Morel · · Score: 1


      You said:

      " But with Linux we will never see the same level
      of email virus type threats that we see on Windows, because Linux users are
      encouraged to not run as root (the system administrator). Non-root users can
      do little more than destroy their own personal files. They will not be able
      to take down the system or do any real damage to the OS (unless, as I said,
      they are logged in as root)."

      A regular user cares a great deal more about his personal files than about
      the system or OS. Granted, Linux isn't usually set up to execute every
      damn thing it finds, but still, thinking that Linux will never be a target
      is, at the very least, short-sighted and, at worst, a crippling blindness.

      Morel

    17. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by malakai · · Score: 3, Informative

      Funny thing about that, Linux and other Unix OS's actually had the biggest GIF/JPEG vulnerability to date. It was in all Netscape's prior to 4.77, and it allowed javascript to be embedded in comments of GIF89a/JPEG and executed.
      GIF/JPEG comment vulnerability in Netscape

      Good thing this wasn't widely deployed around the world, or bought by millions during Christmas time. Having a small marketshare does offer a lot of "protection". Most virii writers are going for a large impact.

    18. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Beliskner · · Score: 2
      Dude, there's no point showing up dumb people. In the same way that many linux hAtHoRs won't dispute a speeding ticket in front of a Judge (the cop was tailgating me and racially discriminating against me) but would instead bitch on Slashdot, most people that use computers will stick with Windows and Outlook.

      Unless you'd love to be DDoS port-scanned 100 times a second by a million Micro$oft IIs infected with code red, be quiet and let the AV vendors do what they want. If all AV vendors go bust, then a worm that propogates via CVS app buffer overruns gets released, what will you do then?

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    19. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Theom · · Score: 0

      "no software that nobody else uses"

      That would be?

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    20. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Dovregubbens+Hall · · Score: 1

      Well, not so much in the long run, as virus writers may take up the habit of adding their crap as payload on other Word or other Office documents people are writing.

    21. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by devnullify · · Score: 1

      You forgot one: Mozilla

    22. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine, personal files are important. But any admin should institute an automated backup system that stores the backups where the users cannot even SEE them, much less touch them.

      Users files get nuked? Just restore their backup.

      Oh, the backups are kept under some form of Version Control.

    23. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmmm, that's a toughie.

      Maybe I would FIX THE DAMN BUFFER OVERFLOW IN CVS?

      Of course, as has been mentioned earlier, there should more than one CVS program.

    24. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      Maybe I would FIX THE DAMN BUFFER OVERFLOW IN CVS?
      After you got infected by the virus, how would you know the virus was there without an AV proggie? Fixing the buffer overflow after getting infected DOES NOT REMOVE THE VIRUS/WORM/TROJAN.

      Don't tell me you're one of those Window$ people where even if the slightest buffer overflow is detected in any installed app you delete the partition and restore from a disk image?

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    25. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lazyness is the downfall of the mighty....

    26. Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      On a side note:

      If you run a dual-boot machine with Windows and Linux, what's keeping a virus from accessing your Linux partition and infecting ls and friends?

      After all, Windows couldn't care less about Linux filesystem security. And there are utilities that access ext2-partitions from Windows, there are probably malicious virus programmers that can pull off the same trick.

      Yes, I know, the infestation would still take place through Windows, but what would a developer of a virus cleaner see as more important: Protecting Linux users, of which most are geeks who can take care of their computers without such software, thus no source of revenue, or fine-tune the Windows-related parts of their software?

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  6. Sometimes, by labratuk · · Score: 1

    In my more paranoid moments, I wonder to what extent antivirus companies are writing virisues themselves.

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    1. Re:Sometimes, by 00_NOP · · Score: 2

      Or maybe they are being written by Linux fanatics :->.

      Seriously, the rise of Unix-like OSes, a full ten years after they were supposed to be dead (Byte, July 1992, anyone else remember? - be a good slashdot posting now the anniversary is coming up) must be a real threat. I am sure we can expect to see lots more FUD-enducing "cross platform" nonsense shortly.

    2. Re:Sometimes, by jechoe · · Score: 1

      Or even stockholders of the AV companies ;)

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    3. Re:Sometimes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Antivirus companies can probably earn more money by hiring programmers to write antivirus software instead of hiring programmers to write virus software.

      Virus software is provided for free by script kiddies all around the world after all.

    4. Re:Sometimes, by Beliskner · · Score: 2
      Antivirus companies can probably earn more money by hiring programmers to write antivirus software instead of hiring programmers to write virus software
      Heh. In that case why didn't Symantec pay for Mitnick's lawyer?
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    5. Re:Sometimes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember a few years ago there were people in the virus scene who swore that McAfee was writing viruses in order to sell more software, at the time it seemed a bit far-fetched, however one has to wonder about the AV vendors motives, I mean it seems to me that most of the truly "innovative" virii were done years ago, self-encrypting polymorphic virii written in assembly was an art, now anybody who knows a bit of visual basic can write a virus that has the potential to harm millions of computers, You have to think that virii like this increases the AV vendors bottom line considerably, and they don't have to hire "true" virus writers to do it! I always have been suspicious of their motives and do wonder how many of the "high profile" virii are written by the AV firms themselves..

    6. Re:Sometimes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vast majority of viruses must be written specifically for the antivirus companies. How could any defense system work without knowing as much as possible about a potential threat? National defense systems create new weapons simply because the enemy could do the same, and if they decide to use them, it would be necessary to have a defense ready.

    7. Re:Sometimes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not, but I bet they track IRC messages of virus writers. Whenever they discover a new virus engine in the wild, it's time to pull out the champaign.

    8. Re:Sometimes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok ive been confused about this for some time now, is the plural of virus viruses, or as ive seen elsewhere, is it virii?

    9. Re:Sometimes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proper English: VIRII.
      More common American usage:VIRUSES.

      I checked and asked around.

      They don't speak or write english in the states you know.
      And they arrogantly think they do.

    10. Re:Sometimes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for an antivirus company writing viruses, but the economy went south, so now I work for an auto glass company spreading gravel on the highway.

    11. Re:Sometimes, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember.
      Just because you are paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

  7. Michael == Katz + 'edge'?? by RocketJeff · · Score: 1

    From this 'article' it seems that Michael is stepping into Katz shoes. The only difference is that Michael seems to have a bit more of an 'edginess' about him (Katz seems more laid-back).

    Add this to his add-on editorial for Warcraft III - is he trying to get a payraise for upping the number of hits to /.?

    1. Re:Michael == Katz + 'edge'?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, and you've plainly illustrated the usual "criticize the author and compare him to Jon Katz" ploy that is all to common on this board.

      I'm sure someone has already played the "I thought this was supposed to be News for Nerds!" ploy, along with the "Try to get a ranking of Funny" ploy.

      I could write a quick python script to generate 90% of the typical responses to any given Slashdot article. You people are like clockwork.

    2. Re:Michael == Katz + 'edge'?? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      Instead, you went for the "everyone on /. always posts exactly the same thing all the time" ploy.

      And now I'm going for the "critisizing people who point out that everyone on /. say the exact same thing all the time".

      Indeed, it is like clockwork.

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  8. Good article, good idea by mpweasel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Attention, AV companies:

    You could make some money offering training classes on how to avoid common viruses.

    1. Re:Good article, good idea by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2
      Yeah, but then their revenue would dry up as people started to actually get a clue and spread that clue to the other clueless trailer-living people.

      but judging from current day, they probably don't have anything to worry about after all.

    2. Re:Good article, good idea by soegoe · · Score: 1
      You could make some money offering training classes on how to avoid common viruses.

      Could they? Think a moment about who decides whether employees will attend such classes - that's right, PHBs who (usually) don't have a single clue about computer security or the importance of those classes. Sigh...

    3. Re:Good article, good idea by starling · · Score: 1

      No, they won't want to do that. Remember the "teach a man to fish" principle and consider how it applies to a fishmonger.

    4. Re:Good article, good idea by Da+Web+Guru · · Score: 1

      No, they are in the virus repair business, not the virus prevention business. Just like hospitals are in the health care business, not the health cure business...

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    5. Re:Good article, good idea by Ztream · · Score: 1

      Sell a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day
      Teach a man to fish, and you'll go out of business.

    6. Re:Good article, good idea by Cyberllama · · Score: 2

      But then who would buy the software? In order for that to be an idea worth using (as one that would make them more money than they currrently do), they would have to turn the class into a sham-advertisement. Instead of real training, users would be shown how to use whatever AV software that company was peddeling.

    7. Re:Good article, good idea by mpweasel · · Score: 1

      All the replies thus far seem to say the same thing: that this will ruin the AV business.

      * Rest assured, there will be plenty of viruses left to fight even when people discover the merits of not opening mysterious attachments.

      * I'm suggesting a new line of business for AV companies: educational services, as a strategy for diversification. IANACEO, but it seems like a good idea not to put all one's eggs in one basket.

      * Additionally, I feel that offering classes on virus awareness (maybe throw in other security related topics) is responsible citizenship: educate the masses to improve the human condition.

      That's all. I don't think any AV Co executives are going to see this thread, gasp, slap their foreheads and spring into action hoping to change the world. I'm just throwing this idea out there.

  9. Aren't there laws by Black+Aardvark+House · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Against misinformation the public via the news channels? I understand they want business, but using FUD techniques will only backfire and cause major distrust among the public.

    Would you want to use a product from an entity you don't quite trust?

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    1. Re:Aren't there laws by cyborch · · Score: 1

      Would you want to use a product from an entity you don't quite trust?

      Do I even need to insert the MS bashing here, or can you do it yourself?

    2. Re:Aren't there laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I'll bite

      98% of the market is still using windows.

      newsflash:
      'the public' likes FUD, and doesn't care
      about trust because they r using an illegal copy anyway.

    3. Re:Aren't there laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every day, Americans use government services, so the answer appears to be yes.

  10. Well spoken by zaren · · Score: 2

    When I first heard about this yesterday, I was thinking "So what? This is the same kind of Windows&Outlook-only virus problem that's been painfully well documented and explained". I saw no point in the FUD coming from the anti-virus people. Good to see someone else makes those observations, and in such a public forum.

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  11. Key points for Windows/Outlook users by Peyna · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's pretty simple to stay safe, and I have repeated this many many times to customers when I worked at an ISP. If you are using Windows or Outlook, do not open an attachment if you don't know what it is. It's very simple. I don't care if it says "This is very important, Bob and you must open this now." Unless you know specifically what it is and you were expecting it, don't open it. There is no need to, and you aren't going to miss out on much.

    Of course, in the case of stupid users, there are some steps you can take on the server side to filter some viruses, but it's not perfect. In the end, patch Outlook, and educate your users. You could probably pretty easily drop any potentially executable attachments before they even got to Outlook (which drops many of them on its own).

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    1. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do not open an attachment if you don't know what it is

      And its web browser corollary: do not click a link if you don't know what it is.

    2. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by Linux_ho · · Score: 3, Informative

      there are some steps you can take on the server side to filter some viruses, but it's not perfect

      Actually, I'm using Trend Micro's Viruswall on my mail server at work, and it has been close to perfect. Sure, some recent viruses spread so fast that they get around the 'Net before the auto-update grabs the latest virus defs from Trend (a matter of hours), but we haven't had a single infection since we installed it a year ago. If I remember correctly, Trend has had a working update released within twelve hours of every major virus threat hitting the net over the last year. Most were available and installed on my server before I even knew the virus existed. Even if a virus did get through, once the virus defs were updated to catch it, it would have a difficult time spreading within the company. We have about 400 users. Viruswall's kinda spendy, but if you have a lot of users runnin' Winders I'd say it's definitely worth the money. Especially when you consider how much we've saved in licensing fees and technical headaches we would have if we installed AV software on every desktop. Viruswall is the only part of our entire mail system that isn't free software.

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    3. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by mikeplokta · · Score: 1
      That's fine until the first virus that skims the victim's Outlook Sent Items folder and resends everything from the past couple of weeks that had an attachment, with the attachment infected with a copy of the virus, and a note added at the beginning saying "Here's an updated copy of the file."

      The only way to be safe is not to open any attachments, even if you think you know what they are.

    4. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by Agent_Eight · · Score: 1

      One relly easy way to inspect a questionable email is to check the source under properties for that email. Youre not actually opening the email so any embedded code won't get executed. As for attached files ... Unless it's from maybe 5 out of 100 people I get mail from ... it's stripped and canned.

      As for the AV corps. , I always did wonder how much of the scare was hype and what was actual fact.

    5. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Increasingly, viruses are successful because they are naturally selected to dupe the average user and because they utilise deficiencies in common mail clients.

      It's overwhelmingly the system designers who are stupid rather than the users.

    6. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by pboulang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you don't have AV on the desktops, how do you protect against the floppy disk vector? Or the CD from the manufacturer that somehow managed to be shipped with a virus? The simplest solution that comes to mind is to protect your server as best as possible (I prefer belt and suspenders, so add in another AV on the hosts themselves) and toss the desktops to the wolves (i.e. they can be replaced with a new disk image in under 15 minutes)

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    7. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by Linux_ho · · Score: 2

      Like I said, we haven't had a single infection since we installed it a year ago. AV on the desktops is a pain-in-the-tuckus, especially when you have hundreds of them.

      You didn't bring up a much more likely scenario: A virus that exploits vulnerabilities in a web or database server to spread, or just infects the files on a file server. We occasionally scan the file server, and we have two copies of desktop AV software that we have just in case of a problem, but they have a lot of dust on them. Sure, you're bringing up valid possible points of entry (if a little paranoid), but why should I pay for 400 desktop AV licenses when I don't have a problem with viruses anymore?

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    8. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by Dovregubbens+Hall · · Score: 1
      Well, if I were to break into somebody's computer, the last thing I would do is to cheerfully announce it to the user and have him send it seperately. I would silently add myself to his Word documents, and follow as malicious payload on documents he were writing, so that I would enter new systems along with documents they were expecting.

      So, "do not open documents you are not expecting" is really a bad piece of advice. It's not going to help a lot, once those who write this kind of crap (virii, that is) realize how they really could infect a lot of computers silently.

    9. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by Beliskner · · Score: 2
      If you are using Windows or Outlook, do not open an attachment if you don't know what it is.
      How about Dual Boot systems? When running Windows to play games or to see how l4ame it is, a virus/worm/trojan would have root access to the linux partition under "fun" OSes like Win'98 or even Administrator on Win 2k and Win XP and could rootkit your linux. This software already does this sort of access. I don't think any inter-partition viruses exist right now. Hmmmm
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    10. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      AV on the desktops is a pain-in-the-tuckus, especially when you have hundreds of them.

      Apparently, you haven't looked at Trend's Officescan product. You install it once and it pushes updates out (both software and signature updates) automatically. Easy as pie, even on thousands of desktops.

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    11. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by pipacs · · Score: 1
      The only way to be safe is not to open any attachments, even if you think you know what they are.
      Now that's what I call the balkanization of computing. We ended up with an operating system/office applications combo which discourages us opening e-mail attachments.
    12. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by Linux_ho · · Score: 2

      Right, well, like I keep saying, why pay more money for products that I don't need? We haven't had a single infection in over a year. We haven't evaluated Officescan because their Viruswall product has been more than adequate. When was the last time you had a virus infection that didn't come through your mail server?

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    13. Re:Key points for Windows/Outlook users by linzeal · · Score: 1

      2 weeks ago when some idiots on the day shift installed edonkey2000 on an unfiltered DSL line for testing thinking they would get around the sysadmin (me) and installing a program that trojaned the machine so when it came back on the network my IDS was paging me every 5 minutes the entire commute to work. Never underestimate your users, and I hope to god you have a proactive IDS policy.

  12. The next thing you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they'll be telling us that there's an airborne computer virus, and you'll have to get their new filter for your cpu fan. and we'll continue to go 'uh-huh.'

  13. wrong assumption... by iramkumar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They only affect Microsoft Windows. If you aren't running Windows, you are safe...

    No you are not. Its not what fscking OS you are running, it about what OS and applications are running on the system to which you gave your credit card number and your SSN. Its about what OS your company runs to store the employee databases. You can hide your head in sand and pretend that you are safe ofcourse..

    1. Re:wrong assumption... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because as everybody knows, giving out you SSN and credit card numbers is the number one cause of computer viruses.

    2. Re:wrong assumption... by sofar · · Score: 2

      you are safe...



      From the most common virus threats these companies can can protect you against.



      Reading between the lines isn't all that hard you know!

    3. Re:wrong assumption... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up, Donny. You're out of your element.

    4. Re:wrong assumption... by sk8king · · Score: 1

      That is not what he is saying at all. He is saying that you can use whatever Operating System you want on your own computer, but if you submit information on the net, you are more than likely submitting to a Microsoft machine which IS vulnerable to these virus attacks.

      90% of anonymous coward posts are done without thinking and like someone else said "75% of statistics are made up on the spot".

      Better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. -- not me

    5. Re:wrong assumption... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Reading between the lines isn't all that hard you know!

      I think it was reading the lines themselves that was giving them trouble. On the other hand, the poster seems to have proven your assertion.

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  14. No big surprise by delphin42 · · Score: 1

    You mean I have to be an idiot to get infected by a virus? I already knew that. Don't open strange attachments, and wear a condom.

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    1. Re:No big surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't underestimate the stupidity of some people. After reading your post, I bet someone will make sure he always wears a condom while using his computer (and not just while abusing it).

  15. Get With the Program! by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    JPEGs are compressed image files that only contain data representing an image to be displayed, not code to be executed.

    Shows what you know. You Linux lusers don't even have Microsoft ActiveJPEG Technology yet?!?

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    1. Re:Get With the Program! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carefull, don't give microsoft any dumb Ideas

    2. Re:Get With the Program! by llamalicious · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm afraid that you too, sir, are behind the times.

      Our current initiative is Jpeg.NET, replacing the aging ActiveJPEG APIs for a faster, more stable virus replicating platform.

      -BillG

    3. Re:Get With the Program! by jesser · · Score: 5, Informative

      An image can be malicious without containing executable code. For example, the "goatse" images.

      Instead of relying on an antivirus program to protect me from those images (do they even detect those images?), I use a user style sheet to make links to goatse.cx brown and crossed-out instead of blue and underlined. Here's the CSS:

      a[href*="goatse.cx/"]
      {
      text-decoration: line-through ! important;
      color: brown ! important;
      }

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    4. Re:Get With the Program! by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 2

      > ...brown and crossed-out...

      Nice choice of colors! But for some reason, goatse reminds me of the MPAA's objections to analog-to-digital converters. Go figure.

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    5. Re:Get With the Program! by robson · · Score: 1

      Moderators: I think you misspelled "+1 Funny" :)

    6. Re:Get With the Program! by yuktar · · Score: 1

      instead of relying on a stylesheet, you can stop your computer from even being able to access the site. this will protect you from goatse links on web pages, emails, AIM, etc. just add the line

      127.0.0.1 goatse.cx

      to your hosts file. this will make any attempted accesses to the goatse man attempt to resolve to your local machine, and thus fail. the hosts file is in varying locations, depending on your OS. it's present in windows and UNIX based OSes.

      c:\windows\hosts (win9x)
      c:\winnt\system32\drivers\etc\hosts (w2k)
      c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts (XP)
      /boot/etc/hosts (BeOS)
      /etc/hosts (various UNIX)

    7. Re:Get With the Program! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what kind of sites are you going to where you actually took the time to block out all "goatse.cx" images?

    8. Re:Get With the Program! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      No, because that will have other side-effects. If he does that, then won't be able to talk to the goatse guy or ssh into his box anymore. There's more to the 'net than the web, you know. And that's especially true regarding the goatse guy -- *drumroll* he has a lot of wide open ports.

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    9. Re:Get With the Program! by PaulBellini · · Score: 1

      Uh, there's one in particular.

  16. Is AV software really necessary? by teslatug · · Score: 2

    I am sure I can prevent my computer from being infected just by using common sense (don't open unexpected attachments, download only from trustworthy sites, etc). Even if I did get infected, I could just re-ghost my drive and be done with it. Sure I have to make current ghost images, but I do that anyway and storage is cheap these days. On the up side, I don't have to take the performance hit of running AV software, and I don't have to deal with constant updates.

    1. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by BradleyUffner · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "I am sure I can prevent my computer from being infected just by using common sense (don't open unexpected attachments, download only from trustworthy sites, etc). Even if I did get infected, I could just re-ghost my drive and be done with it. Sure I have to make current ghost images, but I do that anyway and storage is cheap these days. On the up side, I don't have to take the performance hit of running AV software, and I don't have to deal with constant updates."

      They key is that the virus scan software tells you when you have a virus. What if you somehow get infected with a virus that gives no outright signs of infection? You could be making your backups for months without relizing that you data was compimized. The virus could have gotten in though some buffer overflow attack, or something that was no fault of your own. Without the anti-voris software you have no idea how far back you need to go for a good backup, or if any of your backups are even good.
    2. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Fine until some moron writes a virus that orders
      50 random books from Amazon on your behalf.

      You are assuming that the only damage the virus
      can do is to your hard drive - but these days,
      that's a rash assumption. Once it's running code
      on your machine, it can do anything you do.

      Bottom line: Use a mail program that doesn't
      execute *anything*. PINE is OK. If you do that,
      there is no conceivable way that you can ever
      catch a virus from email.

    3. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by siemce · · Score: 1
      And how would you verify which image is virus free? Some viruses sit calm and wait for their time.

      Also, not all the viruses reside in the OS.

    4. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by oni · · Score: 2

      I could just re-ghost my drive and be done with it.

      Yep, that's exactly what I do. It's worked for me for over 3 years now.

      Every computer I own has (at least) two partitions. One is for OS. The other is for data and programs I install. I use Powerquest Drive Image to copy the OS partition to the other one. It's a surprisingly small file since I'm pretty well disciplined about keeping installed programs off the first partition. I burn the images onto CDRs and keep a baseline image of a fresh install and as many other backups as I care to file away.

      I use other means to keep my data backed up, because I want that to be done incrementally.

      I started a new job a few months ago and the computer I have at work isn't all that fast. I will not have unnecessary programs (like virus scanners) running! I don't mind installing them so I can scan files on demand, but I don't want them running in the background. One day someone from the IT department comes in with some kind of a scanner tool. I was more than happy to let him install it. I was more than happy to let him uninstall the virus scanner I had and install NAV 2000 corporate (which wont let me turn it off btw).

      When he left I just restored the backup I had made only a few days ago.

      The key is to not argue with people - instead just do things the right way.

    5. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure I can prevent my computer from being infected just by using common sense (don't open unexpected attachments, download only from trustworthy sites, etc).



      Except... there have been documented cases of commericial vendors accidently shipping viruses (virii?) on their products. The most recent one I can recall was an infected PowerPuff Girls DVD.


      So much for trusted sources. I mean, if you can't trust Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles, who can you trust?

    6. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by turgid · · Score: 1

      Being brought up the world of DOS, email is only half of the story. Viruses would hook into DOS interrups and look for .EXE and .COM files to infect, i.e. they would patch the binary with their own code. When that file is run, the virus copies itself into RAM and TSR's and the cylce repeats. This is possible since there is no concept of unprivileged users and memory protection in DOS. Obviously, Windows systems supporting the DOS legacy are vulnerable by design. Next, they became "stealthy" by patching DOS itself so that when you went to examine the infected file on an infected system, it would show you the unmodified file. Next came tunneling (can't remember how this worked) and then mutation. One of the first mutation engines was the Dark Avenger Mutation Engine which would rearrange the virus binary so there were never more that 3 instructions in a row the same. This made simple pattern-matching virus scanners useless. Of course, when NT came along, you'd have thought they'd have fixed all that, but no, with judicious use of a C compiler and the Windows header files it is/was possible to circumvent protection and effectively have "root" privilege. The rest, as they say, is history.

    7. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trouble is that some viruses exploit buffer overflows or other weaknesses in Outlook or Netscape Messenger, to execute a program without any user action. I thought that using netscape would keep us safe, until it happened to the wife's PC...

      Since then, I installed a Linux server/firewall with John D. Hardin's e-mail sanitizer. This defangs all suspicious code and macros. Works well. No virus has ever gotten through that.

    8. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ive actually been infected by klez and I removed it manually without any help from the virus manufactors

    9. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      When he left I just restored the backup I had made only a few days ago.

      So, how long until he turns off your network port because you aren't running his virus program? It's not your computer, after all.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    10. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by st_george · · Score: 1

      Common sense is invaluable for many things, but protecting from virii isn't one of them.

      Only downloading from trustworthy sites is a sensible idea, however I discovered the Tristate office virus in an excel-based price list from a little-known untrustworthy company by the name of Dell.

      I do try and use my common sense in my browsing and email activities, and I do back up my data (perhaps not quite as often as I should) but I do still rest easy thanks to my AV software, which stops around a dozen virii a week right now.

    11. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Exactly.. I run a mail server that scans and blocks viruses. I ended up discussing a Klez infection with one of the people that were sending viruses through my system, and her son had "assured" her that she was no longer infected since he had restored her system from a backup.. It took me quite a while to convince her that her backup must have been infected as well, and I had a few choice words with her idiot son..

    12. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the majority of home PC users, the answer is yes. AV software is necessary. I'm no PC guru, but I keep my machine as secure and up to date (patches wise) as I can. And I'm careful not to get infected. However I know many people who own computers who wouldn't have the first clue about avoiding viruses. These are not stupid people. They just lead busy lives, use their computers for simple day to day tasks, and other than that have no interest in computers at all. They don't really care about the latest updates, software or security patches, as long as their computers are performing the required tasks. Many of them will probably use the same operating system, browser etc that came with their machine, and not update till they buy another computer. Half of them probably don't even know what file extentions are, because they've always been hidden.
      My point is, that I understand this mentallity, because not everyone finds sitting in front of a monitor for hours even remotely interesting. So if these friends ask me about viruses, I'll install AV software for them, show them how to update it, and drill it into their heads that this must be done regularly. Then I hope that the antivirus software will do it's job!

    13. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work as a sysadmin and I HATE people like you. You are just as bad as "stupid" users who dont know better and need the AV program to protect them. Let me take a a wild guess here ...you have acces to mapped drives that you share with other users? I bet they will be glad to know that you, ÛberUser, are watching out for there files for them ...or maybe not. You could easyly get hit by a bufferoverflow attack, a nasty webpage etc. and get infested that way and nor even know it. If you pulled a stunt like that at my company you would get one warning and be fired if you ever tried it again. Its not just your computer and not only your files that are in danger in a network situation.

      ScumBag

    14. Re:Is AV software really necessary? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      NAV 2000 corporate (which wont let me turn it off btw)

      Sure you can.

      Go to the taskbar
      right-click the NAV shield icon
      left-click Open Norton AntiVirus...
      Uncheck the Load Norton AntiVirus Services box.
      Click Exit.

      It's unloaded.

      --


      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  17. Virus Authors? by Caradoc · · Score: 2

    A friend of mine who's into conspiracy theories thinks that the anti-virus companies like McAfee also have people writing the viruses - so they can sell "subscriptions" to keep the definitions updated.

    I'm reserving judgement on that one until a virus is actually tracked back to an author who's affiliated with an anti-virus company.

    But I *do* wish they cut out the FUD. It's bad enough getting my weekly dose of "Delete jdbgmgr.exe from your system! It's a virus!" from my friends and relatives, who then get dutifully pointed to www.snopes.com to read "Inboxer Rebellion," without having people who supposedly know better promoting the same kind of crap.

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    Specialization is for insects. - R.A.H.
    1. Re:Virus Authors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      WARNING there is a virus present on your hardrive.....you must delete win.com immediately!!!!

    2. Re:Virus Authors? by Caradoc · · Score: 2

      Hehe. The funniest thing about people sending me "Delete JDBGMGR.EXE now!" messages is that it doesn't exist on any of my personal machines. Not the AlphaStation, not the SPARCStation, not the Pentium 133, nor the Dual 1GHz Power Mac G4...

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      Specialization is for insects. - R.A.H.
    3. Re:Virus Authors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inded those companies are helping with the spread of viruses that spy your computers.

      So I can imagine Osama use Linux also

    4. Re:Virus Authors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too add to the conjecture, considering that this virus is not known to exist in the wild, one wonders upon what criterion virus threats are weighed by these companies.

      Granted, just because a virus does not exist in the wild does not mean it's harmless, but adding the fact that it can only function when another virus has modified the Windows registry to change the functionality of the .JPG extension, one quickly sees that this particular virus really is too complicated to be a major threat when compared to the much simpler and less publicized virii like Klez (which I receive about twice a day anymore.)

      If McAfee or Norton or any other AV software company wants to generate some press coverage, they don't need to talk about the potential threat of caged virii. But, the cattle hear "JPGs infected!" and immediately think, "Sweet Christ! My porn!"

  18. Ante Virus by jeanicinq · · Score: 0

    How many years have gone by with the wonder of differences between antivirus software and ante virus software. Most individuals tend to speak broken English and the ante virus lingers from such laziness. Such is terrible.

  19. bah by ceejayoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm running Windows and Outlook, and I haven't been infected with a virus yet. It's just common sense... "MY WIFE NUDE.JPG.exe" probably isn't something I want to open. The real anti-virus software is common sense, but there don't seem to be many available copies out there. :-/

    1. Re:bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      "MY WIFE NUDE.JPG.exe" probably isn't something I want to open.

      Speak for yourself. And send me a copy of it, too, please!

    2. Re:bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Hmm... *I* would be very tempted to open that... but nah. :)

      I go away now and take a cold shower.

    3. Re:bah by Bearpaw · · Score: 2
      The real anti-virus software is common sense, but there don't seem to be many available copies out there. :-/

      Well of course there aren't many copies available. There's no market demand. (Nor would any corporation with any sense of self-preservation sell it. Though that doesn't rule out the folks from Digital Convergence ...)

    4. Re:bah by cadfael · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with virii that would make me not open the file...seeing most of my friends' wives nude would be unpleasant and socially ackward...

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      -- The Hollow Man
      Non illegitimati carborundum
    5. Re:bah by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Lets open source common sense. Someone want to open a Sourceforge project?

    6. Re:bah by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      There is a project currently out there to open source common sense. It's called OpenCyc and there was even a recent slashdot article discussing the projecct.

      --

      There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.

    7. Re:bah by evil+superstar · · Score: 1

      yeah you're right... after all, you can see your wife nude every night and boy she's not worth the virus you might get of it :-))

    8. Re:bah by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      The real question is, does it work on MS Brain 2002?

  20. well.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    say an attacker knows you use a certain program to view JPEGs, or other data/multimedia files. This attacker knows that certain program contains a buffer overflow, and how to exploit it. The attacker can assemble a specially formed file that exploits the overflow and opens a backdoor on your machine, granting himself some level of access to your computer (most likely user level access). Combined with knowledge of a local root hole, the attacker now has root access to your machine (ie, he 0wns j00). The attacker delivers this specially formed file to you in some manner (email, webpage, etc).

    Suddenly, this "data" file is now containing a virus, isnt it?

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    The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    1. Re:well.... by freuddot · · Score: 3, Informative

      No. For one simple reason :

      JPEG format is so fucking complicated that everyone uses libjpeg. And guess what ? There's no buffer overflow in libjpeg.

      This is the reason there never is any question when importing/exporting JPG (compared to TGA/TIFF/BMP) about compatibility.

    2. Re:well.... by Peyna · · Score: 2

      I would bet that most people using windows XP using MS Picture Viewer or whatever to view them. Especially since I think that is what it uses to preview them. It would be interesting to see if that is exploitable in some way.

      I heard this on the news last, I figured the virus just went around deleting *.jpg or corrupting them, not really 'infecting' them.

      --
      What?
    3. Re:well.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      bad reasoning. you cannot assume that there arent any overflows in code. Take MS recently. Before releasing WinXP, they say they weeded out all the overflows. Then UPnP's hole was exposed -- a buffer overflow.

      also, i didnt restrict myself to just JPEGs. Note that I said any other data file.

      Lastly, the recent security vuln in the zlib library (last March) was also such an example. The decompresser assumed normal data (ie, data made using the compressor half of zlib), and as a result a specially formed "compressed" data could exploit the hole, segfaulting the program using zlib.

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      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    4. Re:well.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      take my example above. that can carry over to any OS, not just Windows. Though I wouldnt be surprised if an MS program becomes the first victim.

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      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    5. Re:well.... by corian · · Score: 1


      no, that sounds more like a "trojan horse" to me. where's the replication?

    6. Re:well.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      doesnt matter if it replicates itself, my point is that it's possible to put executable code into a data file and have it do bad things to your machine (even under Linux, though it would be limited damage). Besides, one could put the replication in with the opening of the backdoor.

      --
      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    7. Re:well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      good golly, are you an idiot? it's NEVER safe to assume a program/library doesnt contain bugs, including buffer overflows.

    8. Re:well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true and it's happened to winamp. You can create an mp3 that will cause a security compromise. There's no reason that you couldn't create a jpeg, avi, any file that gets opened by another application do the same thing.

    9. Re:well.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      really? this is the perfect real-life example my post needs. got a link to a story about that by any chance?

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      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    10. Re:well.... by corian · · Score: 1

      yes, it is possible to write malicious code. But to be a virus it has to be self-replicating.

      Virus = malicious + self-replicating.
      Worm = only self-replicating
      Trojan Horse = only malicious

    11. Re:well.... by dracken · · Score: 1

      "Suddenly, this "data" file is now containing a virus, isnt it?"

      Well no. Its just and exploit and not a virus. Consider this : You use gimp to open a JPEG. Gimp crashes and gives root access to an attacker. Would you call it as "Gimp infected by a virus" or "Gimp has a buffer overflow and was exploited". Becase the former needs scanning of all JPGs with a virus scanner. The latter just needs a patch to patch the overflow.

      -Dracken.

    12. Re:well.... by NickNiel · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Explain to me how you get a "buffer overflow" with PICTURE DATA? Try to open a 100 meg JPEG? Most viewers will handle even this.

      The JPEG has fixed-size headers and thus unless the programmer is a dimwit, buffer overflows are hard to come by. In a commercial product, they simply won't exist (I dare you to give me an example of a picture viewer with a buffer overflow exploit!)

    13. Re:well.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      first, read this post, elsewhere from this thread. Pay attention to the point made about unexpected data.

      second -- I NEVER restricted myself to just JPEGs, as I said any data file.

      third -- There ARE dimwit programmers out there, and they do fail to check array bounds when processing data, making buffer overflows possible anywhere, especially C code because C doesnt automatically check bounds.

      fourth -- Netscape had a buffer overflow in image processing once, Winamp had an overflow in processing of ID3 tags embedded in mp3 files, IIS had an overflow in processing of .ida paramater data. I'll stop there, as the list would literally have thousands if I were to research it thoroughly.

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      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    14. Re:well.... by Rashkae · · Score: 1

      Actually, an earlier version of Netscape 4.7 did, in fact, have a buffer overflow in JPG code.. Didn't you keep up with the Security buletins last year?

    15. Re:well.... by JWW · · Score: 2

      Bull, your example above is dependent on a exploit completely dependent on a particular application, or at most a particular library. It would be very hard to make a cross platform exploit.

      I also think any exploit of this kind would be very hard to impossible to create. Finding a buffer overrun in the portion of image programs (or libraries) dealing with displaying jpegs would be very hard due to the fact that those libraries would be designed to deal with a large variation in file types and sizes, where buffer overruns generally occur when the program expects an exact data size, but does not have capacity to deal with more data.

      I see the only method for a image viewer program to be turned into a virus distribution program would be through adding some sort of image processing plugin that would pick up the embedded code and run it.

      In any case the only way for you to have to worry about jpg viruses would be to already have caught a virus that would inrepret them. But if you already have a virus why would the writer bother infecting you jpgs, it wouldn't cause a problem for other people unless they already had the primary virus.

      It would be more effective (actually necessary in this cats) to propegate the virus by another method than embedding it in a jpg. This of course makes infecting jpgs just a destructive side effect of the primary virus on a data file and not much else.

    16. Re:well.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      *sigh* as I stated elsewhere in the thread, I didnt restrict myself to just JPEGs. I specifically stated in my post "other data files"

      also, Netscape 4.7 (as stated in this thread by others) had an overflow in jpeg image processing, and was vulnerable on just about every platform they target. Granted, the exploit would be different on each platform, but it would not be too difficult to pull off mass infection through posting an infected jpeg on a popular website.

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      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    17. Re:well.... by thraxil · · Score: 1

      or, you could just count on them using something like IE or Outlook.

      IE ignores the mimetype of files instead looking at the first 256 bytes of the file to determine what it is and how to handle it. this allows you to do things like embed html with javascript or vbscript inside images and have it executed when viewed. probably could stick activex components in there too.

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    18. Re:well.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      funny you bring up that link. i'm doing research on security flaws and am going through bugtraq's archives, mining for vulnerable software. i saw that message this morning unfortunately after I made that post

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      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    19. Re:well.... by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      Wrong. Explain to me how you get a "buffer overflow" with PICTURE DATA? Try to open a 100 meg JPEG? Most viewers will handle even this.

      The JPEG has fixed-size headers and thus unless the programmer is a dimwit, buffer overflows are hard to come by. In a commercial product, they simply won't exist (I dare you to give me an example of a picture viewer with a buffer overflow exploit!)


      You malform the compressed stream, so that the decompressor overflows.

      An example of this would be saying that your image is 32x32, and providing 32 lines of 32 pixel data long -- but for the last line, providing 47 bytes of data.

      The specific part of the JPEG file formats which are targettable are the first decode step (huffman decoding) -- where you send it a deliberately malformed huffman bitstream. The *second* attackable part is the zero run length decoding step. If the attack comes after either of those, it's going to be benign -- because after that, it's all transforms in image space.

      Simon

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    20. Re:well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fifth:

      Your just a retarded bitch who was abused by your mom so much that now you think you know more than us? Come on retard, you don't need to defend your stupidity. Just admit it, your lame. fucking lame.

  21. Virus programs are worse than the virus by Capt_Troy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Someone should make a special program to detect and turn off Virus programs! I get a lot of calls from family members complaining about their slow computers, I check it out and they have the defacto McAfee install which checks all email, boot sector and floppy on boot, and (the worst one) EVERY exe before it starts. This causes a horrible delay everytime you do anything! I refuse to install any AV software on my computer simply because I am not stupid enough to open any of these files, and I consider the AV software itself to be a performance affecting Virus.

    1. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by dlur · · Score: 1

      There is a program that detects and turns off virus protection programs. It's called klez.h and you can get it from your dumb friend's email.

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    2. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      Wait till you try compiling an embedded operating system (or any other large program) with you company's virus-scanner set to stun.

      The IT guys thought how great it would be to scan every file we opened regardless that it was a library which hadn't changed in a year, or that it was a temporary compilation file, whatever. Result: a 20-second compile took 5 minutes every time.

      As you say, use linux, or use a decent email program, or both.

    3. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by Capt_Troy · · Score: 2

      I had to change the path to the AV software on my box at work so it wouldn't be able to start on boot. This was the only way to disable the whole thing without the proper admin access on our boxes. Had to put up with the annoying "Service can't start" error, but it was well worth it.

    4. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by siemce · · Score: 1

      There is one, it is called Klez.

    5. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by jonr · · Score: 2

      This is for people who use clueless virus software. I use the russian AVP from Kaspersky. Simple, and it just works.

    6. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by blazer1024 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's worse, on every computer I've seen with McAfee virus scan installed when they buy it has a 3 month trial subscription to virus def. updates. So after they've owned their computer for a year, they get the excessive boot delay (and it slows their computer down all the time too, because of "real time scanning"), but they don't get any protection from recent trojans/worms/viruses.

    7. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by thefluxster · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's your IP again? :)

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      Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

    8. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here! Here! I too don't run AV software at home and have it disabled at work. Number of viruses caught? None. I guess I'm good, or no ne emails me. I like the first one.

    9. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by Capt_Troy · · Score: 4, Funny

      No problem, it's 208.47.125.33

    10. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      Someone should make a special program to detect and turn off Virus programs!

      Like the one in the system tray on a default McAfee installation?

    11. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by p_trinli · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I've never run an anti-virus app on my system. It's easy enough to avoid double-clicking on britneyspearsnude.exe.

      However, I work as a technician at a university in which AV software is useful. Clueless users (is there any other kind?) often bring in Word macros on their floppy discs, for instance.

    12. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by JBv · · Score: 1

      Hell!!! I had some simulations crushing numbers repeating some calculations a couple hundred times for statistical purposes.

      The stupid antivirus was hogging 50% cpu time (for the fast runs) just to check the multiple runs of the exe.

      To hell with virus and crappy anti virus software.

    13. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For those that don't get the joke:

      dig -x 208.47.125.33

      ;; ANSWER SECTION:
      33.125.47.208.in-addr.arpa. 1D IN PTR gary7.nsa.gov.

    14. Re:Virus programs are worse than the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laughing my ass off... that is the IP for gary7.nsa.gov!

  22. Creating Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How soon till it's not limited to FUD in order to create business? How soon till (or perhaps it has already happened) AV vendors channel money to unscrupulous people to write/release viruses?

  23. Everything was going just fine.. by banuaba · · Score: 1

    until this line: "There's a real market for your product, people who (for whatever reason) are using Windows and/or Outlook..."

    This article was nice. It was well balanced. It looked like old mikey-boy had actually done some research. It seemed as if it had been spell-checked. Why throw in the Microsoft dig like that? It throws the credibility of the entire article out the window.

    The slashdot crew should hire a decent editor. Or even a bad one, for chrissake.

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    Brant

    Argle. Bargle.
    1. Re:Everything was going just fine.. by yasth · · Score: 1
      Why throw in the Microsoft dig like that?


      Looks down the list of common viruses. Hmm maybe because it is true?

      Yes, some form of protection is certainly needed on servers, etc. But as a practical matter viruses in the wild attack windows computers. The principal vector for infection is outlook/outlook express. Anti-MS digs are bad when they are stretches or outright lies, but in this case it is simply true.
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    2. Re:Everything was going just fine.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Don't be too hard on him. If you are using Windows/Outlook, obviously you have a reason, whatever it might be. If you see any MS basing in it, it may reflect more of your exceptations.

      I agree that the article was nice, even that line.

    3. Re:Everything was going just fine.. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, let's be fair. Once upon a time, there was no such thing as an email virus, and a great way to have some fun was to email someone with a message saying, "If you're reading this, you've been infected with a virus!" or some such. Then, Microsoft discovered the internet and wrote an email client, and now the old-fashioned method of spreading viruses by infecting a file and uploading it for public consumption is completely defunct. All viruses that make the news are spread by email attachments.

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    4. Re:Everything was going just fine.. by banuaba · · Score: 2

      They covered the fact that Microsoft was the most vulnerable to email viruses earlier. The little comment just makes micheal look like a small small man.

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      Brant

      Argle. Bargle.
    5. Re:Everything was going just fine.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its called a conclusion. Maybe you should take an english essay writing course.

    6. Re:Everything was going just fine.. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Followup: Check here for an old-fashioned email virus hoax. Even more here. The attitudes of the posters are telling...they bluntly dismiss the idea that an email could ever spread a virus in the same way that one would dismiss any well-known urban legend.

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    7. Re:Everything was going just fine.. by Srakkt · · Score: 1

      "A lot" is also not a complementary construct to "a little." "A lot" is a parcel of land. "Many" or "A large number" or "Whole great metric buttloads" are perfectly useful constructs. "A lot" is just ignorance.

    8. Re:Everything was going just fine.. by sawilson · · Score: 1

      That's ironic because when I read your complaint post what I got out of it was "whaaaa!!! whaaaa!!! 'sniff' 'sniff' quick picking on microsoft you big bully!!!. Windows isn't that bad!!! Quit making me feel bad by telling the truth!!!".

      I think this will be flamebait and I might be called a troll, and somebody clueless will call it offtopic because they are a pussy and can't be bothered to read what I'm replying too, but I'm going to at least try to make it as honest as I can. I can't be the only person here that feels this way.

      START RANT
      It might just be me, but I'm noticing this lame trend on here involving shooting down anybody speaking up and just outright saying that windows sucks. When did we decide as an online community to try to placate the ignorant by putting up with that crap? What the hell is wrong with telling the truth? At what point when my back was turned did it become fashionable on here to allow windows users to whine about silly things? Isn't it bad enough there are paid microsoft posters that attack every story posted here every time microsoft messes up (which is quite often) and gets caught? (which is also quite often) How much proof does someone need that things are terribly wrong with the way microsoft does it's thing? Who in their right mind could defend them, other than someone that's given up and decided they are too big to fight? What kind of brownie points do you think you are getting for your loyalty to them? Is it a thrill from siding with the bully? Do you feel like you belong? What the hell is wrong with you people? I admire the attempt at trying not to alienate the less clueful that wander here, but at what cost? I really miss the traditional eleetism of UNIX. The idea that it's ok to have a little attitude if you know more. This pandering to morons crap should have died with the idea of the 90's sensitive male that every woman claimed to want, but cheated on frequently. It does no good for anyone. Secretly all *NIX users think windows users are sad, and secretly all Windows users simply don't know any different, and can't be bothered to learn anything different. It's a lot easier to shoot something down and regurgitate the marketing propaganda you read in your zdnet publications than it is to actually know something. It's also a lot easier to whine about silly things like a child than it is to be a man and suck it up. We are a nation of whiners anymore with billions of pointless lawsuits. Nobody is responsible for anything they do anymore, and I for one am sick of it.
      END RANT

      My $0.02

  24. The Kid by Wierd+Willy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There was a Charlie Chaplin movie, silent, made in 1926? that was about a glazier(Charlie) who needed to drum up some business, so he employed a small boy to run around town, breaking windows. The victims of this nefarious window breaking were then offered "discounts" if they purchased charlies services. Odd, how history seems to repeat itself....

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    1. Re:The Kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so he employed a small boy to run around town, breaking windows.

      Fast forward to 2002, and we have a kid named BillyG, who found a way to make "Windows" break on their own. And guess who sells the replacement Windows?

    2. Re:The Kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a Three Stooges episode like this too. The Stooges go to a constuction site advertising their metal repair business (or whatever it was) and while Moe and Curly are talking to the workers, Larry is punching holes in the bottoms of all their lunchboxes.

  25. Same old story by Mr.+Eff · · Score: 1

    This isn't surprising from the virus protection companies. There have been persistent rumors from years ago where anti-virus programmers released virii into the wild to help enhance their job security. I don't know if there is any verifiable evidence of this, but as this article mentions there is PLENTY of incentive for the anti-virus folks to create threats, both real and make-belive.

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  26. Anti-Virus software is a virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    IMHO anti-virus software is a virus in itself. I have spent more time trying to install/uninstall anti-virus software than fixing a virus infection.

    Most gnarly viruses anti-virus software cannot catch anyway.

  27. Re:Outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tone it down a little and the 'bots will reply...you're too obvious with this one.

  28. Yes, it might be crap. by brain-in-a-box · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But beware !
    Everybody made jokes about the "good times" virus hoax.
    But then there was Melissa.
    Ok. It worked little differently but in essence it proved that you can spread viruses via email.

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  29. The obvous... by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    "McAfee researchers received the virus from its creator."

    Yeah, McAfee!

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    FRA: STFU GTFO
  30. If you aren't running Windows, you are safe... by br4dh4x0r · · Score: 2

    ... unless you're using a Mac. Oops.

    Not Windows = Linux, right?

    1. Re:If you aren't running Windows, you are safe... by lonely · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Okay, it is a slow day so I will bite.

      As of now there are zero, I mean 0 known virus threats for MacOS X. According to my antivirus software that I bought for my new mac. What a mug I felt.

      Even for Mac OS 9 there are very few viruses.

    2. Re:If you aren't running Windows, you are safe... by frankie · · Score: 2

      unless you're using a Mac. Oops.

      Umm... what Mac virus are you talking about? There isn't a damn thing in the wild right now except a few platform-independent Word macro bugs. Too bad for them that I can open Word files in AppleWorks and avoid macros entirely.

      I own Norton AV but run my Mac without AutoProtect. I've never found a virus during my manual scans (except for some spare copies of Sircam, Nimda, etc, that I keep for educational purposes).

    3. Re:If you aren't running Windows, you are safe... by gmack · · Score: 2

      How many Viruses are there for Mac ?

    4. Re:If you aren't running Windows, you are safe... by ins0m · · Score: 1

      Pre OS X and its BSD groundings, how many people actually used Macs in serious professional environments other than graphical development?

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    5. Re:If you aren't running Windows, you are safe... by nichrome · · Score: 1

      "If you aren't running Windows" ...equals generally... "You are running some form of UNIX" ...including Mac OS X, a FreeBSD derivative. Even the sad cases still running an older Mac OS are pretty safe. 1. There are no virii for Mac OS X. 2. There is less than a handful for Mac OS 9.

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    6. Re:If you aren't running Windows, you are safe... by gmack · · Score: 2

      Quite a few schools. You would be supprised where you can find them. I even had a former isp use an LC-II for pop3 email(although I found this more stable than the next isp's use of NT for the same thing).

    7. Re:If you aren't running Windows, you are safe... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Just like there are very few games. It's not for the most part because of the security, it's simply because the market share isn't big.

    8. Re:If you aren't running Windows, you are safe... by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 1

      Well, quite a lot, but very low damage and *extremely* rare (I should think a lot are System 7-only). The de facto Mac AV app used to be the freeware "Disinfectant", but the maintainer gave that up a few years back 'cos he couldn't keep up with all the Word Macro virii.... that gives you a rough idea of the scale.

      Pretty much the only new virus since Disinfectant was discontinued was the AutoStart QuickTime worm, which would get on to CDs and use the Mac's "QT Autostart" function to run itself when you inserted the CD (workaround: turn off "QT Autostart" in the relevant Control Panel). Several major-ish companies' software CDs were infected! However, it did little damage, and things soon blew over.

      There was an attempt at an Applescript virus a year or 2 back (http://www.macintouch.com/simpsonsvirus.html), but nothing came of that either.

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      - Oliver

      The right to bear arms is only slightly less stupid than the right to arm bears...
    9. Re:If you aren't running Windows, you are safe... by zangdesign · · Score: 2

      You know, if you keep saying that, some smartass is going to write one and then the cat will be out of the bag. I don't doubt that somewhere in the world, someone is determined to screw up things for Mac users, because that's humanity for you.

      But, please, please, stop giving them a reason. A smug Mac user is a target. A quiet Mac user is less of a target.

      ;)

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  31. Doesnt this sound a little like Homeland Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the Government, or is that the shadow government, you know the one set up by Bush after Sept 11, the one he did not tell congress about, yes that one. I think the same marketing is being used and will be being used. What was the next step.. oh yes newspeak..

  32. It's entirely possible that such an exploit exists by Tribbles · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just because an image file consists of data, if a poorly designed decoder has been written, then if the data is corrupted, you could end up spewing data over stack or even main memory.

    If you had some control over what data is written, then you could get the decoder to write out what amounts to a virus, and then get the decoder to execute it (by trashing the stack).

    I won't use JPEG as an example, but some lossless compression, such as GIF. Instead of having the image compressed, you could have your program compressed. Decompressing the data would effectively copy the code into some memory location. The difficult bit would be getting the decoder to actually execute it.

    Don't forget that such a virus doesn't actually need to spread itself in images; it could be a simple bootstrap loader in the images that downloads a larger virus with its own payloads.

  33. No let's not take them on... by Sheik+Yerboutii · · Score: 2, Interesting
    For the average computer user a virus is an
    abstraction. Virus companies must PROMOTE
    thier product for the good of everyone.

    These companies make money by making sure you don't notice any interruption in the use of your computer.

    Think, If the average computer user never noticed an interuption wouldn't they one day say "why am i spending this much on an anti virus package that dosen't do anything for me"

    Any computer that has a virus can potentially be part of a DoS attack. all of a sudden you're not only losing money on the customers that don't have anti virus packages but on those that get hit by DoS attacks (despite having anti-virus SW)

    it is in ALL of our best interests that everyone has an anti virus package. and it is a RESPONSIBILITY of these companies to make sure that they promote knowledge of how much dammage a virus can do.

    if symmantec et al. make money in the process SFW ... we need them ... more than you realize

    1. Re:No let's not take them on... by NiceGeek · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with them issuing warnings about new viruses AS LONG as it is professional and more importantly...ACCURATE. This latest "warning" is neither.

    2. Re:No let's not take them on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is in ALL of our best interests that everyone has an anti virus package. and it is a RESPONSIBILITY of these companies to make sure that they promote knowledge of how much dammage a virus can do.

      THAT is complete bullshit. Only complete morons (95% of the human race, BTW) really have the need for anti-virus programs and that's ONLY because they don't have the intelligence or common sense to be cautious about where they surf to or what they execute!
      I have never run anti-virus programs on any of my computers (running windows, btw) for over 10 years and I've only ran across real virus threats probably twice! One didn't even harm my system because I caught it in time. That's because I know what I can and can't do.
      Jeez Man, it only takes common sense!
      It, like everything else, falls back on the saying;" Take responsibility for your OWN actions !"

  34. FUD mightn't be all bad by walkern · · Score: 1

    You don't deny that viruses are indeed raping and pillaging peoples machines - and there is a part to be played by AV-company-sponsored warnings. My own experience of this is that my Mum, whose knowledge of computers is small, asked me if they had an up to date virus scanner on their PC.

    There is no way that she would have asked this if she hadn't been subjected to popular media stories about viruses, and there is no way that popular media stories are going to be written without the FUD from the AV companies.

    It's a necessary evil, and it annoys those in the know but in the end the more people are aware of the threats, the more people will get protected.

  35. Irony by jasoncart · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I find it interesting how MS haters use virus news in a similar way to the virus companies.

    If you aren't running Windows, you are safe
    If you don't run Outlook, you're safe

    Ironic seeing as the author is blasting the AV companies for using the news to push propaganda.

    Should almost all home users use another email client or OS I am sure that virus writers would target that, probably with similar results.

    1. Re:Irony by @madeus · · Score: 2

      Programs like Apple's Mail.app or Mozilla's built in browser, or Ximian's Evolution client aren't as badly written from a security viewpoint so it would never have reached the repeately epedemic proportions we have seen in recent years.

      (And the same goes for IIS vrs Apache, and IE verus Mozilla, and Microsoft Office vrs OpenOffice, AbiWord, StarOffice, KOffice, or Corel's Office Suite!)

      So I agree, the target would shift, but the results would most certainly not be similar, or even comparable.

    2. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Should almost all home users use another email
      > client or OS I am sure that virus writers would
      > target that, probably with similar results.

      This is true of Linux (versus Windows). Yes,
      yes, don't run as root[1], but files you have
      permission to write and delete are likely to
      be more unique and unrecoverable than system
      files anyway. File viruses and even boot
      viruses are a very real possibility under
      Linux. The permission system _does_ make the
      virus writer's life harder (he probably can't
      infect most system executables, for example,
      unless he can gain root), but it does not
      by any means eliminate the possibility.

      But Outlook is special. Virus writers can
      send malicious attachments all day, and users
      who mindlessly "open" everything they see will
      be vulnerable, but only software that
      automatically executes certain kinds of
      attachments will make the more savvy users
      vulnerable (and only if they use it). Outlook
      and OE are the only mail clients known to do
      this, as far as I know.

      Yes, other mail clients can be targeted with
      buffer overruns and such (if they don't do
      sanity checks, and presumably some of them
      are missing a sanity check or two), but that
      is a security _vulnerability_, and exploiting
      it requires a lot of work -- and only works
      for _one_ mail client in any case. Outlook
      and OE are a complete abdication of all
      pretense of security, for the sake of
      convenience. They are _easy_ to exploit.

      It's the difference between a second-story
      window that potentially can be broken (a
      buffer without a sanity check) and an open
      and unwatched front door (Outlook).

      Note that I have not followed recent security
      improvements to Outlook, and it may have
      improved lately. But last I knew it was
      automatically executing certain kinds of
      attached code without user intervention.

      Further, most sane mail clients don't just
      require the user to manually choose to "open"
      the attachment; if it's an executable, they
      warn the user that it's dangerous, too.

      [1] I do run as root. But I don't swap
      floppies or download warez... and
      I _occasionally_ remember to update
      my backups, which is probably the
      most important thing.

      It is an exaggeration to say "if you don't
      use Outlook, you are safe", but it is certainly
      fair to say "if you use Outlook, you are
      extra-especially vulnerable, and should
      definitely invest in anti-virus software".

    3. Re:Irony by Jon+Kay · · Score: 1


      It isn't just that MS Outlook is specially vulnerable. It's that it's
      hard to think how one could even invent a better execution environment
      for viruses. None of this nasty assembly language stuff - it amounts
      to a high-level, rich scripting environment.


      And MS does not make it easy to turn off sensibly. You couldn't turn
      it off in 95. Dunno about 2000 or XP, but in ME you can disable
      scripts, but at the price of Explorer putting up a dialog telling you
      that the page is rendered wrong and asking if you want to re-enable them.
      Ahem.

  36. One little quibble by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I agree wholehardedly with about 99% of the article (I also saw the JPEG thing and thought it ridiculous and hilarious, in a dark and depressing way).

    One statement of yours needs modification:

    They only affect Microsoft Windows. If you aren't running Windows, you are safe.

    There have been macro viruses which have inadvertently worked on the Mac versions of Word and Excel. I would correct the statement to:

    They only affect Microsoft products, primarily Windows. If you aren't running Windows, you are almost entirely safe.

    1. Re:One little quibble by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      Did you just utterly miss the cross-platform Windows/Linux virus thread that was on here last week?

      Here, go read this series of comments from that thread. The original post linked to was made by Alan Soloman, of Dr. Soloman Anti-Virus fame. If you continue to read the +4 posts you'll see how Linux or any other Unix is not invulnerable to viruses.

      Are viruses most prevalent on Windows? Sure. Does Windows have a crappy security design? Yup. Is Windows the most prevalent platform, making it the biggest target? Three for three. Is Linux/Unix magically immune to viruses, or is it just that nobody has really taken the time to bother?

    2. Re:One little quibble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with JPEG, but I'm not so sure about Encapsulated Postscript (EPS) files. Please see

      http://www.tinaja.com/post01.html

      Not that I'd be inclined to distill files off the web, since that wouldn't be a common file format to see outside of print publishing, but I'd have to ask if the original (McAffee) article is totally invalid, although pointing to a file format that would not work.

      I concede that pulling an unsolicited EPS from an email and distilling it would be a monumentally stupid thing to do; and the number of steps of stupidity that would have to be travelled would make an email distributed virus like that not worth the time to write.

      But if you are in publishing, laying out pages and importing EPS files, you WOULD be distilling to PDF to send documents to printers. In that world, you do get files from outside sources that could very well have bitter employees. That's what would concern me.

      Could you programmer types punch holes in that scenario from a technical standpoint? Is there enough of a difference between EPS and Postscript to prevent someone from using the language in a destructive manner? Knowing just enough to be annoying, I don't think there is.

  37. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thanks for the plug Its not like the AV companies hyping this up haven't added protection for it too. That was the whole point for hyping it in the beginning.

  38. Probably gonna regret this but... by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 1

    I've never run any kind of virus checking and in nearly 12 years all I suffered was a small outbreak of FORM whilst at Uni a few years ago.

    I download all sorts of things, but I always think before I click. I look at the URL's, check I'm not being redirected - stuff like that, and simply don't bother running those Christmas Card .exe things that get sent about.

  39. Even spammers are catching on by artemis67 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Check out this spam email a bunch of people in my office got yesterday:

    -=-=-=-=-
    Return-Path: postmaster@salisbury.net
    Received: from salisbury.net (12.152.4.9) by myoffice.com with ESMTP (Eudora
    Internet Mail Server 3.0.3); Wed, 12 Jun 2002 23:08:21 -0400
    Date: Wed, 12 Jun 2002 23:09:46 -0400
    Message-Id: 200206122309.AA2564817116@salisbury.net
    Mime-Vers ion: 1.0
    Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
    From: "postmaster " postmaster@salisbury.net
    Reply-To: postmaster@salisbury.net
    To: people in my office
    Subject: WARNING: YOU WERE SENT A VIRUS
    X-Mailer:
    X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000

    On 06/12/2002 at 23:09:45 Our special virus software on our servers at salisbury.net
    reported that your were sent an Email Virus containing the Unknown Virus in the Unknown File attachment.
    The subject of the E-mail was "L Specifies the length". The E-mail containing the virus from kbndl@salisbury.net has been quarantined on our servers to prevent further damage. The virus never made it to your mailbox. (emphasis mine)

    Internet Of Salisbury, Inc. provides this service free to our customers while other providers charge
    a monthly fee. Though this software should catch up to 99 percent of viruses, a new virus could make it in.
    If you are not running Anti-Virus software you should ASAP!

    Please Contact N-Techsolutions @ 704-638-2422 or visit their website at:
    http://www.n-techsolutions.com Look for the Norton Anti Virus Special!
    (emphasis mine)

    Please do not call Internet Of Salisbury, Inc.
    -=-=-=-=-

    Not that there was ever any question about sleazy spammers being out there, but this one takes the cake.

    1. Re:Even spammers are catching on by Sorklin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now that is some good spam! Not only did you stop and read it (and even add emphasis), but you respammed all of us!

      Wow! I'm impressed.

  40. Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by autopr0n · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now, if you know much about computing, you may be a little suspicious of this. JPEGs are compressed image files that only contain data representing an image to be displayed, not code to be executed. A modification of that data might screw up the picture of your cat dangling from the edge of the kitchen table you like so much, but it won't turn the image into a potential virus transmitter, because the programs that display JPEGs don't read them with an eye toward executing the code

    No, and HTML readers don't download HTML with an expectation to run the code natively, but it can happen thanks to bugs in IE.

    Just like Outlook, the program you deride for its ubiquity, a huge, huge number of jpegs are viewed through the Microsoft libraries. If a hole was discovered in that library, it could be used as a vector for viruses.

    The truth of the matter is that if you run windows, there is a real risk of getting a virus from things other then just running .exe files. In windows 98/2k you can be infected simply by clicking on a file once (because of the little preview window thing). Holes in Word, outlook, IE, IIS, and even windows explorer have made things completely ridiculous.

    Also, Your list of things not to do to catch a virus reminds me like avoiding pregnancy via the 'pull out' method. Sure it might improve your chances, but it won't 'protect' you in any real sense.

    I don't think viruses on Linux have any real future, due to the fact that the most obvious holes would get fixed quickly, but if you run windows you really should get some Anti virus software.

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    1. Re:Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, Your list of things not to do to catch a virus reminds me like avoiding pregnancy via the 'pull out' method.

      That analogy is so fitting in your case ;-)

    2. Re:Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      No, and the comment was not insightful, it was just plain wrong.

      You only get a virus from executing code. JPEGs contain no code to be executed. Period. HTML is a totally unrelated issue. (notice the L stands for Language...)

      I agree that using your intelligence by not executing attachments only works if IE does not execute them for you. Their is no guarantee(except from M$) that IE wont execute code on its own.

      Linux will begin to experience a virus flood as soon as the Windows flood ends.

    3. Re:Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by ryanr · · Score: 2

      If a hole was discovered in that library, it could be used as a vector for viruses.

      Works on *nix and Windows:

      http://online.securityfocus.com/bid/1503

    4. Re:Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by zbuffered · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also, Your list of things not to do to catch a virus reminds me like avoiding pregnancy via the 'pull out' method. Sure it might improve your chances, but it won't 'protect' you in any real sense.

      I think this is a bad analogy. His list reminds me of avoiding pregnancy via the "if it looks like a vagina, don't put your penis in it" method, which is significantly more effective.

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    5. Re:Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by drew · · Score: 1

      Also, Your list of things not to do to catch a virus reminds me like avoiding pregnancy via the 'pull out' method. Sure it might improve your chances, but it won't 'protect' you in any real sense.

      actually, i'd say that it's more like trying to avoid pregnancy by using a condom. yes there is still risk, and even the moderately intelligent people know that the risk is still there, but it's pretty small, and typically all but the most paranoid are willing to live with that level of risk.

      i've been using windows without any form of antivirus software for something like five years now and never caught a virus. i haven't even had to worry about antivirus software since i stopped using floppies. for those of you that have never had the joy of being given a floppy with an infected boot record (or using one of your floppies in another computer with an infected boot record), they are truly nasty things, and several orders of magnitude more clever than any of today's crop of vb worms. and they are the only kind of virus so far that i have been unable to avoid simply by using common sense- since the virus is in the boot record of the disk, there's no executable to run; just putting it in your drive will infect you.

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    6. Re:Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      That's incorrect. The original poster was right. If a bug was found in the library decoding a JPEG, it may be possible to design a JPEG file that makes the library run code carried in the image. Pretty neat.

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    7. Re:Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by ce110ut · · Score: 1


      "Just like Outlook, the program you deride for its ubiquity, a huge, huge number of jpegs are viewed through the Microsoft libraries. If a hole was discovered in that library, it could be used as a vector for viruses.

      if that was the case, microsoft's image library would be a "sleeper" virus and "infected" images would be the key.

      i knew m$ was up to something... jokes...

      seriously, though, if that was the case, it would seem that whoever wrote the library wasn't sensible enough as to give image parsers permission or even the possibility that the library could be a "vector" for virii.

      overall, it's unusual for an image file, data that's only parsed and not executed would somehow be able to execute code and do malicious things.

    8. Re:Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just inserting the floppy into the drive is not enough. The boot block gets executed, get this, only upon booting! However, the old school viruses would usually insert themselves into executables, and from there, if you ran them, into the hard drive's boot block. Once on the hard drive, they would be guaranteed to run every time you boot up, and have the opportunity to infect more executables.

    9. Re:Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really impressed the clueless moderators who have no knowledge of the difference between an interpreter and a program that merely uses data structures. Every program uses data structures, that doesn't mean every program is vulnerable to virus attacks. Your argument is equivalent to saying that somebody might find a string of text that if you open it in notepad, will activate an unknown hole in notepad that could act as a virus vector. This is simply ludicrous: you're not dealing with code to be interpreted, it's just flat data. I mean, I don't chmod +x my jpg files and try to execute them for kicks, do you?

    10. Re:Ever heard of a buffer overflow? by alonsoac · · Score: 1

      ...but if you run windows you really should get some Anti virus software.

      I have been using windows for years without having an antivirus installed. I sometimes intall an antivirus and check the system just to make sure, and I haven't gotten a virus since the times when computer games could fit into a single or a couple of 1.44mb disks.

      Ok, so I once clicked on one of those stupid email viruses, what an idiot! But I just had to fix something up in the registry with regedit, I found detailed instructions on the web. 10 minutes it took.

      So I really don't need an antivirus. I agree my mom probably would be safer with one but I think these days antivirus software is only for the people who don't know a thing about computers and are not careful. Everyone else is safe.

  41. McAfee has been doing this since '93 by phsolide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's been more-or-less common knowledge that McAfee has done this since the Michelangelo scare in 1993.

    I recommend going to vmyths.com to read their "rantings" section.

    Let me predict that about 50% of the replies in this thread will consist of arguments like "Well even if we did get rid of MSFT products we'd still have a virus problem: look at staoG or Bliss or Ramen or the '88 Internet worm."

    Those replies are guilty of a flaw called The Excluded Middle where one argues that a situation that in reality has a spectrum of situations only has the 2 extreme cases. In this case the replies will say that even Linux has viruses and worms (true and probably inescapable for a Turing-complete computer) so doing away with the source of 99.44% of viruses and worms won't solve the problem.

    Of course this is crap. I'm still getting hits from Code Red I v2 nearly 10 months after it was released. When was the last time you got a sadmind/IIS hit? The problem isn't to eliminate 100% of all worms chainmails and viruses the problem is to keep worms chainmails and viruses from ramping up the exponential part of the logistics curve.

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    1. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by EllF · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You might want to reconsider your use of logical terminology. The law of the excluded middle does not represent a simplification of a multivariate system down to only two options.

      Quoting from Barker's The Elements of Logic: "One well known type of tautology has the form 'P v -P'. This is sometimes called the 'law of the excluded middle', because it reflects the fact that any given sentence must be either true or false, there being no third alternative."(Barker, p. 91, 5th ed.)

      Regardless, I can't decipher the point you were trying to make. Yes, most posters are aware that not all virii are due to buggy Microsoft code. Aside from the logic error (which isn't that big a deal, as your point doesn't depend on what you call it), you're saying that such an awareness is flawed, because *other* vectors of infection - which you say exist in any Turing-complete system - merely exist?

      Ease up on the tech-speak, friend, and you've arrived at one of the fundamental points of computer security: it is a process, never an endpoint. I don't know anything about virii "ramping up the exponential part of the logistics curve", but I do know that the posters who are aware that other problems exist besides Microsoft vulnerabilites are not guilty of any flaw in their reasoning. Whether they cite past infections, myths, or actual virus problems, they are demonstrating an awareness of the nature of virus infections. Perhaps you'd like to clarify your prediction? :)

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    2. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember many similar comments being made soon after hard drives became widespread. People argued that if we only did away with booting off floppies, the cause of the vast majority of new infections, we'd keep viruses out of the critical region for widespread infection.

      Booting from floppies pretty much died off.
      For a while, virus infection rates dropped dramatically.
      Virus writers started focusing more on infecting individual files and rates went up slightly.
      Once sharing files over networks became more common, the rates went up really fast.

      If people switched from MS to Linux overnight, there would probably be an immediate and dramatic drop in virus infections. Don't make assumptions about what will happen after that, though.

    3. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by Manitcor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most likely if Linux was suddenly to become more widespread due to the sudden disappearance of Microsoft then virus writers would devote all of their time in finding vulnerabilities in Linux. We all know that there is no system in the world that is 100% un crackable and un hackable. Eventually someone would find a way epically with the source generally available (I'm not saying this would make it easier but it could help). With virus writers having nothing better to do that research Linux a chink in the armor WOULD be found.

      The one big advantage Linux has is that modern virus writers are lazy and MS provides lots of easy ways to spread them around.

      Also since the goal of a virus is to propagate itself it makes sense to write a virus for the worlds most popular platform.

      To summarize if Linux were to take over tomorrow viruses would go down initially but over time they would begin to show up. However if it really is that much more difficult to infect a Linux system then you can bet it will breed a new class of virus writer. One that is much more skilled and when he/she writes a virus that can finally worm into Linux (which is most likely a feat in itself) you can be guaranteed that it will be designed to be just as hard to kill as Linux is just as hard to infect.

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    4. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by phsolide · · Score: 1

      Most likely if Linux was suddenly to become more widespread due to the sudden disappearance of Microsoft then virus writers would devote all of their time in finding vulnerabilities in Linux.

      Ah the ol' "Marketshare" Argument. That's a good one mainly because it's entirely irrefutable. Linux will not suddenly become widespread because MSFT will not suddenly disappear.

      Rather loosely last year's worms do refute this though. Ignoring chainmailers like Klez and Sircam (Outlook infectors with no linux analog) there were probably more worms for linux and unix than there were for Windows.

      What did we have for Windows? Code Red Code Red 2 and Nimda. What did we have for Linux and Unix? Ramen l10n Cheese Adore sadmind/IIS ldpw0rm x.c. Might have been a few more. Looks like worm writers are already concentrating on linux despite its less-than-stellar market share.

      Similarly why am I *still* suffering from Nimda and Code Red? Apache has almost double the market share that IIS has according to Netcraft. Where's the Apache worms that the hackers and crackers wrote for the world's most popular platform?

      The marketshare argument just doesn't hold up. It's just an apology for MSFT's weak applications.

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    5. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 2

      Quoting from Barker's The Elements of Logic: "One well known type of tautology has the form 'P v -P'. This is sometimes called the 'law of the excluded middle', because it reflects the fact that any given sentence must be either true or false, there being no third alternative."(Barker, p. 91, 5th ed.)

      Silly logician, the third alternative is "Mu", being the unknownable, or no-thing. The Classic example of this is the first Koan of the "Gateless Gate": Q:"Does a Dog have a Buddha nature?" A:"Mu".

      Binary logic (i.e. where all statements are either true or false) is useful in some situations. However, ternary logic which adds "Mu" is very useful in experimental science where very often quantities cannot be measured. And when I say something can be measured I don't just mean quantum physics, all experiments have a set of both observable and unobservable quantities.

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    6. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by BrianWCarver · · Score: 1

      The fallacy the poster had in mind was that of "False dilemma". Also, you are correct that the Law of the Excluded Middle is a logical truth (in most systems of logic, though it is denied in intuitionist logics and of course in n-valued logics, where n>2.)

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    7. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, learn the proper English plural of the word 'virus.'

      There's no need to be making up words in hopes of sounding smarter. You only end up looking silly.

    8. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by Manitcor · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I did address that by saying that MS does make it rather easy to create worms and viruses.

      It's defiantly not an apology for having crappy software; I would be the first to agree that MS churns out a lot of junk. Personally I don't know much about Linux viruses and such, I'm just starting to learn how to play with the distros (discovered I hate RedHat).

      I'm not sure if there are hard numbers but I imagine that in an average year there are many more Win viruses released due to the ease of which a system can be broken.

      The stupid user argument has a lot of weight though. I use mostly Windows boxes for all my work and even though they are susceptible to attacks like code red and things I follow bugtraq and install any patches and updates. I also run a firewall (hardware, blackice is useless) and I don't open any random emails or download obscure programs from some unknown website. Finally I close my ports there are great Win based tools out there that show you what ports Windows opens and there plenty of support docs on how to close many of them. I have never run virus software (save on my office machine which the IT nazis will come and re-ghost my machine if I take it off). Yet in over 10 years I have only ever contracted 1 virus and that's was anti-CMOS A, which after getting that is what spurred me to take proper pre-cautions.

      Basically it comes down to a trade off, you can either spend a little time and research (and maintenance) to safeguard your system properly or you can pay your $50 a year to have McAffe or Symantec do it for you. In the end either method has its pros and cons and in the days of things like Klez there is still no guarantee that you will NEVER get a virus. However as long as you take proper precautions the chances of becoming infected are hardly significant.

      doh...looks like I went into a rant mode here, thats what happens when I hear about dumb users and how these viruses are going to destroy the computing world.

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    9. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nature of *ix makes it much more susceptible to break-ins than Windows/Mac, and the nature of Windows/Mac makes them more susceptible to virus attacks. Apples and Oranges.

      Do not think for one moment that your precious Linux box is safe. I'll let you in on a tiny little secret. I was part of a cracking group, back in '96-98 (hence my AC posting). Whenever we wanted to gain access to any machine it was always *ix. We dabbled in NT, but the reality is it was much too foreign and complicated to break into. We had shitloads of Linux box accounts. Shitloads. We had FreeBSD. We had SunOS and Digital UNIX. We could have opened a Baskin Robbins of UNIX accounts--all 31 flavors. When we got bored we jumped into #linux and took over dipshit after dipshit's computer. We never really did damage.. that would have been crossing the line extremely. In many cases a simple port scan and 10 minutes was all it took. We usually had fun with these people--telnet to their box, go on IRC as them, etc. Quite a funny thing, to watch someone's reaction to a clone of themselves talking to them. Of course, these people don't have the first clue about security or Linux.

      Whenever we needed an account we always targeted *ix boxes. We obtained access via exploits in CGIs to the traditional bind and sendmail flaws. We were around when DoS (then later DDoS) started happening. The real reason for the inital DoS/DDoS attacks was to disable operators and takeover IRC channels. Later DoS/DDoS became so big that it could disable entire IRC servers. This is not Windows doing the damage. This is Linux, FreeBSD, and general *ix boxes. Doing massive damage. A cracker would obtain accounts on various *ix machines and setup an easy distribution system where all he would have to do is enter an IP address into a single machine and watch entire networks crumble from the flood of countless cracked *ix boxes. *ix security is the reason EFNet nearly died at one point. Not Windows.

    10. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by pyat · · Score: 1

      While you may be correct in your nitpicking of the previous posters use of terminology, didn't you know there is no such word as virii?


      http://www.linuxmafia.com/~rick/faq/

      Clearly states
      `By the way, the ill-informed lucubrations of a Slashdot writer to the contrary, there is no such word as "virii". The plural of this English word is "viruses". (The word was borrowed and redefined from the Latin word virus = slime, poison, or venom. In Latin, that is a 2nd declension neuter noun, whose nominative plural form is now unclear, since it seems that nobody ever used one -- and it doesn't appear to work like either a standard "-us" or "-um" noun, whose plural behaviours are known. In other words, it doesn't have a Latin plural, possibly because it was a mass noun rather than a countable one.)'

      Corroborating information is available

      here

    11. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by Karellen · · Score: 1

      ...any given sentence must be either true or false, there being no third alternative.

      What a load of crap. Re-phrasing the `mu' jargon file entry, the sentence

      "I have stopped beating my wife"

      can neither be true nor false, because I don't have a wife to beat. It's based on a faulty premise.

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    12. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by EllF · · Score: 2

      Actually, if the sentence is "I have stopped beating my wife", we can simplify it - "I have taken action X". You have *not* taken action X - you have not stopped beating your wife. This statement is false.

      Why? Because you have no wife to beat. That is irrelevant to the *logic* of the sentence, however . You either have stopped laying your fists on someone, or you have not. There is a distinction between the validity of a logical construct and the soundness of a logical construct. Something that is logically sound - ie, it conforms to the rules of logic - may be based on incorrect information.

      To everyone else: I stand corrected on the plural of virus. Thanks - there is no need for anyone else to point it out. :)

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    13. Re:McAfee has been doing this since '93 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note: "virii", whether correct or not, is widely used in certain subcultures, specifically blackhat virus archives. These sites have many, many live, infectious samples ready to go and available for download--BY ANYONE--be they idiot script kiddies or BIG EVIL TALIBAN-AL QUIADA-BIN LADEN TERRORISTS THAT HATE OUR FREEDOM AND WANT US DEAD!

      What should be done about these sites?
      I say leave'em and don't announce their existence far and wide. (Seriously how on /. didn't already know this?) Trying to take them down may work--until a new one goes up. If people hear they are going down, the l33t scr1pt k1dd1es will rush them to raid the files. Hmmmmmm, super-Slashdot effect anyone?

  42. Wrong Target? by sgtsanity · · Score: 1

    The sleaze has gotten out of hand; it's time to roast a group of 20 or so companies whose profits are directly linked to creating fear in their customers, who have to keep discovering new sources of fear to improve their bottom line - or in the absence of new discoveries, keep inventing new sources of fear. Yes, it's time to take on the anti-virus software vendors.

    Oh, until that last sentence there, I thought you were going to talk about John Ashcroft and the Bush Administration.

  43. Think this is something? by Pituritus+Ani · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Wait until the secret virus development divisions of McAfee and Symantec are exposed.

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  44. Years ago - early 90s by hottoh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Years ago - early 90s, the AV vendors had cash 'awards' for new virus discoveries.

    Therefore, this story is not a big surprise.

  45. Wait a minute... by Tyrone+Slothrop · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    If anti-virus companies can overstate problems and spread fear inducing hoaxes, could OUR GOVERNMENT do the same????

    Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  46. Dont forget... by Zibu · · Score: 1

    20 or so companies whose profits are directly linked to creating fear in their customers, who have to keep discovering new sources of fear to improve their bottom line - or in the absence of new discoveries, keep inventing new sources of fear.

    Does it include the FBI, the CIA, the Govt?

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  47. And Yet... by Phil+Gregory · · Score: 1

    Sigh. If anti-virus companies truly are casting about for problems to hype, they should use some of the ones actually around and causing problems for people. Klez comes to mind. I know I'd be a bit happier if people didn't keep sending me Klez emails. Raising awareness of the thing would be a good step toward convincing people to use some anti-virus software so their computers would stop bothering me.

    Yep, it's a selfish argument. It's still true.


    --Phil (And don't get me started on Nimda.)
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    1. Re:And Yet... by gmack · · Score: 2

      Except that Klez will go right by mcafee and AV programs tend to make people let their guard down.

      It's funny but where I work the systems with AV installed get infected by klez more often.

  48. An email virus usually... by kasparov · · Score: 1
    All the real email virus threats share a few distinguishing characteristics:
    ...
    # They're usually transmitted by email.

    In related news, redundancy is usually redundant.

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  49. The profit model for Anti-Virus software requires by neo · · Score: 5, Insightful


    a steady stream of new threats. There was another model for anti-virus
    software. One that didn't have a patch model, but it was ignored because
    profit driven companies require "revenue streams".

    Rather than having a program that removes a virus from your system after
    you've been infected or which requires an "inoculation" to recognize
    viruses, the other system looks at program activities.

    The actions taken by a virus are painfully obvious when you look at them
    from a macro point of view (no pun intended). While not a trivial coding
    task, it's possible to monitor for these types of action and freeze a
    program that would take them. More over, with an ample supply of ram and
    CPU, new programs could be tested in a "Safe Zone" the first time they are
    run, ensuring that problem programs would be caught in the act.

    Unfortunately this type of protection doesn't require incremental upgrades
    from Anti-Virus companies and so we're stuck with something that can make
    profits rather than something that works pro-actively. Thus is the basic
    flaw of capitalism.

  50. Klez owns by dlur · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm lead tech at a small computer store. The massive onslaught of Klez in the wild makes us techs more money per day than a good, strong lightning storm will in a week with modem replacements. People in the general public that aren't in the "know" on computers are deathly afraid of viruses, and generally have no idea how to protect themselves.

    Most of the John Q Publics out there buy a cheap computer from *.mart that has MS Windows pre-loaded on it that has virus protection software that will expire in 3 months, or require the end user to manually update the definitions. Most of them have no idea that their protection will run out, or that they need to update their software in order to keep it up to date and protecting them from the latest greatest virus.

    So these folks turn to their cousin's brother who knows a bit about computers, and ends up screwing the computer up worse, or finds that they are unable to remove the virus from the computer. That's when they turn to us, and other techs. And they're generally willing to pay good money to get rid of the virus, have up to date protection that actually works installed, and be shown how to keep it up to date for a very long period of time, not to mention given a quick tutorial on what to open in their email and what to delete immediately.

    In a perfect world un-educated folk wouldn't be given the option to purchase un-educated software, but until that time comes they need to rely on people that do know something about computers, and on software that can help protect them from their own lack of knowledge.

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    1. Re:Klez owns by Tom7 · · Score: 1

      Someone's cousin's brother is also their cousin.

  51. I agree!!! by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

    Being an SA of both Unix and NT servers, and having to sit through negotiations with a certain large anti-virus company who's name we shall not name... They hype it up like your going to walk into your lab and find that your machines have metamorphosed into kobolds and are attacking en-masse.

    This is the danger of being a publiclly traded company... you need to make the numbers, no matter what. I wouldn't be suprised if they didn't have a skunk words devision who's whole job is just dreaming this stuff up. What's next, an mp3 infector???

    <whine>
    I submitted this story twice and got it rejected twice, just to see micheal post it... Thanks...
    </whine>

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    1. Re:I agree!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being an SA of both Unix and NT servers
      rejected twice, just to see micheal post it

      I expect you intelligent, reasoned submission contradicted Michael's paranoid technologically-incorrect rantings.

    2. Re:I agree!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Well, the /. editors have to get their editorial ideas from somewhere, don't they. Pity they can't be intellectually honest about it.

  52. Corporate and Media Irresponsibility by wulfhere · · Score: 2

    Things like this are what happen when the news media are owned by giant corporations. They do not care about truly informing the public, they care about selling papers, ads, etc. And what's the best way to do that? Scary headlines.

    50% of the news nowadays is reprinted press releases from companies. There should be some kind of accountability, both for the misleading/false statements coming out of these corporations, and for the idiot reporter that took this "news release" off the fax and submitted it for print without any kind of fact checking.

    -Just my $.02
    Wulfhere

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    -- Sent from a computer.
  53. Ok Ok... by powerlinekid · · Score: 2

    I'm just gonna start ranting and hopefully a point will come out of this somehow ;). Anyway, who cares? Seriously... I haven't had a virus since I was 15 or so and know better now. If this "marketing hype" is to just sell virus scanners but scares the public into being more secure then thats fine with me. Potentially means less code red in my logfiles and less klez complaints to deal with. Look, yeah hyping something up thats bad so you can sell a cure sucks and is rather unethical, but the vast majority of computer users have no clue on why they get virus's besides some vague knowledge that it has to do with the internet. So, again... whatever. Calm down. Take some deep breaths. Do some pushups. Go conspire about something that matters. Now some additional things because well goddamn it, this is my post and I'll say what I want and you'll listen. Please spare the +5 funny "what virus? i use linux" and "windows, by definiton it is a virus" post. Please Please Please. Please follow the directions I gave above before posting them. As for linux and virus... soon my pretty... you will have your virus. Yeah yeah, root blah... blah... doesn't mean your home directory can't get wiped and doesn't mean some sad bastards out there don't run linux in root. Anyway I'd like to close this with a little simpson's quote:

    Actually can't remember it, but it had something to do with flu shots and flanders and not believing in them and it was funny. Just trust me it had some relevance to all this.

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    1. Re:Ok Ok... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please post an address to which I can send the bill for the 2 minutes of my life you just completely wasted with that incoherent crap.

      Thank you.

    2. Re:Ok Ok... by powerlinekid · · Score: 1

      Its incoherent because I don't care, Mr. Anonymous Coward.

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    3. Re:Ok Ok... by ashitaka · · Score: 2

      I haven't had a virus since I was 15

      6 months isn't very long is it?

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    4. Re:Ok Ok... by powerlinekid · · Score: 2

      Try 6 years.

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  54. Not entirely the case by OpenMind(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you have basic email skills, you're safe.

    Unfortunatley, this is not entirely true. Quite a few of these viruses are happy to infect non email files once they get on a network via the email vector. We haven't seen many where I work, but we have seen a few that will infect various system files. Then, when a user logs into that system, the virus infected system will gleefully infect any exe's on the network that that user has write access to. Log into a machine like this as a domain administrator, and the chances of it getting to every machine on the network without them opening any email message is quite good.

    Some of them will replace .jpg and mp3 files with dummy executables that Explorer will foolishly make look like the original files. So common MP3 shares and such make a pretty good vector for crossing the network, as well.

    1. Re:Not entirely the case by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Insightful? its just wrong.

      "Quite a few of these viruses are happy to infect..."

      infect how? -> "If you have basic email skills, you're safe."

      Their is generally no automatic infection until holes in IE are found which a user can do nothing about.

    2. Re:Not entirely the case by OpenMind(tm) · · Score: 1

      I didn't suspect this would need clarification, but the point is that if you share network drives with people who have bad email skills, or with people who share systems with them, you can be infected. As an extra bonus, places that let their web designers mount the document tree as a network drive have a nice chance of spreading the virus through downloads, if the serve up any exe's.

      Plus, the point isn't if the user can do anything about holes in IE. They still can present a danger that email skills will not protect you from.

  55. Oooh, they get me all riled up. by BoBaBrain · · Score: 1

    companies whose profits are directly linked to creating fear in their customers

    Dang those deodorant multinationals. Dang them all to heck.

    --
    I am a Karma Library.
    1. Re:Oooh, they get me all riled up. by Giblet+Plus! · · Score: 1
      They're just taking advantage of stupid people with money to burn. Don't tell me you wouldn't do it in their position for a few extra mill?

      Giblet Plus! (Fear the Giblet)

  56. Spyware? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Ever checked for spyware?

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  57. Protect your self! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $ chmod -R 000 /

  58. Low Risk by Fantanicity · · Score: 1
    From the title of the press release

    Virus Notice: Network Associates' Avert Discovers First Virus That Can Infect JPEG Files, Assigns Low-Profiled Risk


    Emphasis mine; So it hardly counts as FUD.

    Incidentally, one of the most common questions asked on alt.comp.virus is "Can jpegs be infected?", so it's not like people aren't interested.
    1. Re:Low Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah... DUH. I mean, who want's to look at infected pr0n?

      Spanker: "Oh yeah baby! Oh yeah! Take me home baby! Oh yeah!...."

      Computer: "Drive C: has been erased."

      Spanker: "Damn you candy cantaloupes! Damn you to hell!"

    2. Re:Low Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bah, people complain too much about windows. if you don't like it don't use it. but none wants to hear you complain about it and i don't think you are going to change anyones views by doing so!

  59. huh? by k2enemy · · Score: 1

    this from the site that reports on every windows virus?

  60. Virus software not just for the uneducated. by Dynedain · · Score: 2

    I run Windows (as well as linux) because of software I must use that is only available for windows. I use Outlook because it is the ONLY program available that does everything it does and syncs so nicely with my Palm. I know there are horrendous security holes. And guess what, I have never been sent an email virus. Every time my computer catches viruses it is off of other people's removable media, or, from a malicious web page trying to infect me. No, I'm not going to turn off scripting, or activeX, or anything else because then my web browsing experience is limited.

    Anti-virus makers are in the business of letting people use their computers with the freedom and expectations they were designed for. Not just to protect the uninformed. I've noticed the uniformed are the ones who never update their virus profiles, and never let the full scan go through....and then are even more suprised and frustrated when a virus infects their machines.

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  61. Big deal by ellem · · Score: 2

    I mean really; so what? A company tries to drum up business. To Ma and Pa MidAmerica viruses are a scary thing.

    Windows isn't going away, neither are bored teens and so we can conclude that viruses (virii if you like) aren't either. MacAffee and Symantec have the most popular AV systems at the moment and of coure they are trying to come up wih something interesting to talk about.

    We all use *nix, I assume we all avoid Outlook like the plauge (that it is) and so why are we "supposed" to get angry about this?

    I would assume that the Windows machines we own (for gaming, or to keep our SOs off of our OS X boxes) are locked down tight and more than likely using either NAV or MAV so how pissed can we really get about this?

    Be thankful there are viruses to fight. It's probably a big part of your job.

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    This .sig is fake but accurate.
  62. A virus has just been found to infect McAfee .dat by rjstott · · Score: 1

    Well if no file format is safe I guess that we need a disinfector for McAfee .dat files as well.

  63. Half hour class? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    BS. Lusers are called lusers for a reason. I'm not talking about every Windows user here, but all it takes is one to be a problem.

    With some people, You can tell them to their face "Do not open emails from people you do not know", print it out in 124 point font banners hung over their cubicles, show them pict-o-grams of evil viruses destroying their data, bring Special Guest Star Burt Lancaster to reinforce the point, and drop by daily with the message written in icing on delicious chocolate cake. The minute you turn your back, they're off checking out the cool new Shakira screen saver someone sent them. The point is, it's still a problem, and it's not a problem you can completely solve with "30 minute training courses".

    And please don't lay this all on Windows and Outlook either. Yes, there are some questionable design decisions in these programs. But if the whole world was running Linux or something similar, people would be causing problems running everything as root, or whatever other stupid things you can do to get yourself in trouble.

    Do McAfee and Symantec sometimes go overboard with their warnings to sell more copies of their software? Of course they do. What company doesn't? Or did you think it was absolutely, positively necessary to see your doctor about Prilosec?

    1. Re:Half hour class? by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      i'm still waiting for the "This is a virus -- Do Not Open It.exe" worm to start appearing in my inbox. The moment something like THAT goes around is when I think people will start to get the real message, or maybe MS will get the message about executable content in emails. Of course, Outlook XP refuses to send executable files w/o confirmation from the user, and wont allow opening/copying to disk of executable attachments (it actually hides it). Of course, place such a file in a zip archive and you're all set.

      --
      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    2. Re:Half hour class? by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      And please don't lay this all on Windows and Outlook either.

      And why not? They're the cause of email viruses. If people had proper computers, and proper programs, then there wouldn't be a problem.

    3. Re:Half hour class? by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Lets make a bet... I believe 2x amount of people open it... :)
      Not trying to be funny but anyway...

    4. Re:Half hour class? by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      lets not - i'm not the gambling type.

      i've had discussions with co-workers about such a concept. one guy said he'd do it himself, if it weren't illegal. Nevertheless, we're hoping someone will start such a worm just to drive the point home to people about attachments.

      --
      The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
    5. Re:Half hour class? by Schrodinger's+Mouse · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think Burt Lancaster would be pretty damned effective at getting the point across. Usually, when people are confronted with the reanimated corpse of a deceased actor, they LISTEN.

      Of course, I can think of a few of my users who wouldn't bat an eye. We'd have to get Valentino's skeleton for them.

      --

      *****

      There are many people in this country who, through no fault of their own, are sane.

    6. Re:Half hour class? by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      Or did you think it was absolutely, positively necessary to see your doctor about Prilosec?

      Erm, it's a prescription drug, so it is absolutely necessary to see your doctor if you want to acquire it legally.

      --

      Hey kids, there's only 5 days left 'til Yak Shaving Day!
    7. Re:Half hour class? by JLyle · · Score: 1

      With some people, You can tell them to their face "Do not open emails from people you do not know", print it out in 124 point font banners hung over their cubicles, show them pict-o-grams of evil viruses destroying their data, bring Special Guest Star Burt Lancaster to reinforce the point, and drop by daily with the message written in icing on delicious chocolate cake.


      Maybe the missing ingredient is an ABC after-school special?
    8. Re:Half hour class? by mshomphe · · Score: 2

      In fact, the larger and more informative the sign, the more likely people are to ignore it. Put a gigantic banner outside your store that says "We do not sell bananas!!", and I guarantee, even if you are a HARDWARE store, you'll get at least 20 inquiries a day asking if you sell bananas.

      --
      She sat at the window watching the evening invade the avenue.
    9. Re:Half hour class? by pjrc · · Score: 2
      please don't lay this all on Windows and Outlook either. Yes, there are some questionable design decisions in these programs.

      Outlook, MSIE, IIS is the short list.

      It's not all due to the shoddy design of these 3 products, but most of it is.

      1. Very Bad Design (executable code mixed in data)
      2. Insecure Default Settings
      3. Shoddy Implementation (buffer overflows, etc)

      But if the whole world was running Linux or something similar, people would be causing problems running everything as root, or whatever other stupid things you can do to get yourself in trouble.

      Today's Linux systems notably lack these three qualities that have caused the world so much trouble. Sure, some lusers would run everything as root, but since that's not the default setup (except for Lindows, and they've caught a lot of flack for that), people running apps as root are the small minority and thus are not significant for widespread virus/worm propgation.

      Indeed, if the whole world were running Linux (as it is implemented in today's widespread distributions), or if the whole world were running a fictious Windows-based system with well designed apps, secure default settings, and linux-level quality code, the virus problem would be only a tiny fraction of what it is today.

      It is the fault of Microsoft.

    10. Re:Half hour class? by aedan · · Score: 1

      >>bring Special Guest Star Burt Lancaster to reinforce the point,

      I think I'd notice that, he died in 1994.

      aedan (OS X, MacOS, 6-9, Linux and a WindowsXP box to keep everybody else off my other computers)

    11. Re:Half hour class? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or "I ASSURE YOU WE ARE OPEN"

    12. Re:Half hour class? by NewbieV · · Score: 1

      Hey, wow! Bananas! How much?

      --


      "For every right, an equal responsibility..."
  64. What's with this? by beleg777 · · Score: 1

    What is with software companies thinking every computer user should be using their product. AV should be a small but lucrative business. They have a lot of big businesses running their software, but not a lot of work to do to maintain it. (Small note, the AV companies look, from where I'm stiting, like they have a racket much like gas companies. A relatively small number of companies do it, and they fix the prices)

    AV is one of those things that just shouldn't be a huge business, there's nothing there to make it so. If the companies doing AV could accept that and stay a small rich company instead of trying to be a big rich company then eveyone would be happy.

    --

    Science may someday discover what faith has always known.
  65. Buffer overflows by DrXym · · Score: 5, Interesting
    An exploit could well exist - it requires a prevalent implementation of the jpeg standard to be vulnerable to some kind of buffer overflow. It happened with WinAMP and the MP3 format recently so it could also happen with any other kind of file format.


    The next question is does such an exploit exist and does it affect enough users that it could gain critical mass? The answer is probably no. Every piece of image software, emailer, browser uses it's own implementation jpeg. This is true even on Windows where there was no way to read a jpeg file via Win32 until recently. Even apps that just use libjpeg will use different versions, might be customized and compiled with different flags. So the landscape is too hetrogeneous to favour a virus.


    If I had to lay money down, I would say this is McAfee playing up a threat (just like Ashcroft and dirty bombs) for their own interests.

    1. Re:Buffer overflows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      playing up a threat (just like Ashcroft and dirty bombs)

      I have a feeling that you're one of those people who:

      1. thinks that Bush knew about the 9/11 attacks ahead of time
      2. thinks that Bush is using the 9/11 attacks as a political tool
      3. thinks that Bush could and should have taken pre-emptive measures to stop the 9/11 attacks
      So, if Bush had taken pre-emptive measures against the 9/11 attacks you would then say that he is "playing up a threat."
    2. Re:Buffer overflows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true even on Windows where there was no way to read a jpeg file via Win32 until recently.

      This is not true at all, Internet Explorer has been able to view jpeg files for as long as it's been around. Outlook Express, an extremely popular e-mail client, uses IE's activex control to display html e-mail's. All it would take is for someone to view an html e-mail with a jpeg image in it.

      More information on recent buffer overflows in widely used compression imlementations (all of them can be exploited with a specially constructed file):

      MP3 Files can Cause Code Execution under Winamp

      Double Free Bug in zlib Compression Library

      bzip2 contains multiple security vulnerabilities

    3. Re:Buffer overflows by DrXym · · Score: 2

      And I have a feeling that you're one of those people who can't smell bullshit. The dirty bomb story was classic bullshit - in fact Bush reprimanded Ashcroft for making such a big deal of it when it became obvious how flimsy the supposed plot, evidence and detention of the suspect were.

    4. Re:Buffer overflows by DrXym · · Score: 2

      This is true, you're just misreading what I said. Until recently the Win32 API has *not* had a method to call to load a jpeg image. Every app that wants to load jpegs has to implement their own lib to do it. Even IE was the same, but MS have split some of that functionality out of IE and stuck it in the GDI to make it accesible to any app.

    5. Re:Buffer overflows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until recently the Win32 API has *not* had a method to call to load a jpeg image. Every app that wants to load jpegs has to implement their own lib to do it.

      True, but not relevant. The fact is that Internet Explorer supported it, and by association Outlook Express supported it. This was supported by a single jpeg implementation(Internet Explorer's implementation). This implementation has existed for years, and is in use by tens of millions of users. If one were to find a buffer overflow in IE's implementation, it would mean there are many millions of potential victims to an attack against just this *single* implementation. The point is whether that support is in the Win32 API or not is not relevant when there already is a single widely used implementation. Many wide-spread worms use flaws specifically targetted towards Outlook Express, so one targetted towards IE (and OE by association) would spread just as much.

  66. Hide File Extensions = bad by simetra · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Besides the obvious 'don't run random executables', keep in mind that by default, Windows has 'Hide File Extensions Of Known File Types' enabled. So, Joe End User thinks he's opening BritneySpearsNaked.jpg, when he's really running BritneySpearsNaked.jpg.exe. Never mind the fact that Joe End User doesn't realize that this 'jpg' doesn't have the normal .jpg icon.

    I believe this is one of the worse Windows offenses, yet gets zero press.

    Plus... rather than delete all attachments in a panic, it's fairly easy to save to disk, then scan with your favorite AV software prior to opening/running/etc.

    --

    "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
    1. Re:Hide File Extensions = bad by LordHunter317 · · Score: 1

      Actually, you drop the .jpg icon in the .exe and make it the default icon, and then there is no way of telling. But outlook 98 here at work shows file extensions for everything, regardless of what windows is set to do. Hmm...

    2. Re:Hide File Extensions = bad by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2

      There is a problem with this argument: If the person has file extensions turned off so he never sees them, and is also stupid enough to be fooled by this trick, how could he possibly know that .jpg meant a JPEG file, and furthermore know what the heck a JPEG file is and why it is less likely to infect his computer with a virus than an exe? The problem is not hiding of extensions, the problem is that users don't even know that files have different types that have different likelihoods of containing a virus. They just see an "attachment" and they click on it. If you asked them they wouldn't be able to tell you what type of file the attachment was (they probably wouldn't understand the question).

      --
      main(c,r){for(r=32;r;) printf(++c>31?c=!r--,"\n":c<r?" ":~c&r?" `":" #");}
  67. Conspiracy? by morhoj · · Score: 1
    I highly doubt it. Ever hear of calligraphy? Its a process of hiding data into pictures, and lots of it.

    You'll be really pissed off what the non-assuming 500k browser-cached picture off the Internet quietly hides a MEGA virus that will toast your entire machine, innocently awaken by a harmless worm you mistakenly opened up elsewhere.

    As I read the McAfee press release, it didn't give the virus a severity, just an "FYI" stuff like this will be happening down the road (which it will). I guarantee we will see a virus like this eventually, given the massive amount of images on the web. Get your facts straight before you bash them.. without McAfee, I'd still be doing Klez cleaning off desktops...

    1. Re:Conspiracy? by corian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ever hear of calligraphy? Its a process of hiding data into pictures, and lots of it.

      Calligraphy? I thought it involved writing fancy-shmancy letters with a special pen or brush.

      Do you mean, perhaps, "steganography"?

    2. Re:Conspiracy? by wolf- · · Score: 0
      Get your facts straight

      calligraphy The art of fine handwriting. Works in fine handwriting considered as a group. Handwriting.

      Steganography The art of writing in cipher, or in characters which are not intelligible except to persons who have the key; cryptography. Hiding a secret message within a larger one in such a way that others can not discern the presence or contents of the hidden message. For example, a message might be hidden within an image by changing the least significant bits to be the message bits.

      --
      ----- LoboSoft specializes in Digital Language Lab
    3. Re:Conspiracy? by morhoj · · Score: 1
      Give me a break... I got the "graphy" portion right... :)

      Regardless of the word, the idea is still valid.

    4. Re:Conspiracy? by aedan · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong, I could be right (I could be black I could be white) but as I remember you can't hide information in a jpeg because of the lossy compression.

      aedan

    5. Re:Conspiracy? by RandomPeon · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...calligraphy? (sic) Its a process of hiding data into pictures, and lots of it.

      You'll be really pissed off what the non-assuming 500k browser-cached picture off the Internet quietly hides a MEGA virus that will toast your entire machine, innocently awaken by a harmless worm you mistakenly opened up elsewhere.

      As I read the McAfee press release, it didn't give the virus a severity, just an "FYI" stuff like this will be happening down the road (which it will). I guarantee we will see a virus like this eventually, given the massive amount of images on the web.


      No, a stenograph could not be used to transmit a virus. Viruses can't be secret. A program designed to view the "correct" data must be unaware of the stenograph or it has failed.

      Let's say I have an old-fashioned bitmap image and I use the least significant bit of every byte to encode one bit code or text. My bitmap viewer will display an image that looks almost exactly the image prior to stenography. Then I widely distribute my bitmap, but only people who know where to look (every 8th bit) will be able to extract the hidden message. When certain people read the file using their Secret Decoder Programs they'll know what the message was.

      Stenography is a sophisticated form of security by obscurity for data, not a method for transmitting mobile code.

      It doesn't make sense to distribute a virus in two parts. A virus doesn't need to be 30K to be really malicious or destructive. And you'd still have to get the decoder in somehow and have the stenographic data already downloaded. A stenographic encoder or decoder for lossy formats like jpeg or mp3 is rather large by itself. The initial virus would have to include a decoder for the stenographic data, which would probably exceed the size of the code it could hide. It just isn't very feasible.

    6. Re:Conspiracy? by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      Calligraphy? I thought it involved writing fancy-shmancy letters with a special pen or brush.

      Hehe thats what they want you to think ;)

    7. Re:Conspiracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says the data actually has to be IN the image? If I were writing something to do this, I would put the "hidden" data at the end of the file, where a normal viewer won't see it. Of course, the decoder simply seeks to the end of the file, reads an offset, seeks to it, and begins reading the hidden block.

  68. Patently ridiculous FUD to sell VirusScan boxes by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 2

    What's next? By using your computer while you have a cold you could hose your hard drive? But, for only $9.95 McAffee makes these plastic covers to keep YOU from infecting your computer...

    In all seriousness, does anybody dispute that at least some percentage of our remaining "tech" economy is held up by victimzing the ooh-aah/Joe Sixpack crowd into paying $2500 for an $800 box, and other such silly "what the market will bear" injustices?

    I predict another shakeout in a few years when the kids who are becoming experts in grade school become the consumers and not their tech-phobic baby boomer parents who think high price == high quality and service. Guess what? The next generation doesn't think that way.

    Even my 11 year old cousin knows that inexpensive Dell gear blows, and he figured it out without an indoctrination from me...

    --
    Who did what now?
  69. I want to know... by linuxpng · · Score: 2

    How many of these virii are written by the anti-virus software writers. Doesn't it seem really strange that updates to detect, fix or remove these virii are almost immediately available? It just seems to me that someone can't really analyze what these things do and write a fix that fast. I mean, the software writers have to most to gain.

  70. the ultimate antivirus by paradesign · · Score: 1

    56k
    molasis speed discourages net use which decreases potential infection times. its all common sense, on my 56k i dont have the bandwidth to be dl'ing "MY NUDE WIFE.JPG.exe"

    --
    I want 2D games back.
    1. Re:the ultimate antivirus by ComaVN · · Score: 1

      Yes, but can you resist downloading YOURWIFEHAVINGS.EXE?

      --
      Be wary of any facts that confirm your opinion.
  71. Alternative to Outlook by EdMcMan · · Score: 1

    For those of you who use Outlook, try The Bat. It's a great email program! I love it to death.. it does everything Outlook does, without the security problems, and plus, it has the cool replies where it puts the original sender's initials in the reply quote ;)

  72. Real JPEG virus by crow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm surprised that McAfee's consultant (they admit that they received the virus from the author; they didn't deny hiring him) didn't create a real JPEG virus. It shouldn't be too difficult; just select an application that is widely-used to view image files, and then look for a buffer-overflow bug that can be exploited with a non-standard file.

    Suppose you found a bug in IE that let you execute code packaged in a JPEG. With some clever coding, it would still display normally, but it would alter all other JPEGs on the system. When a web developer gets infected, his web site will spread the virus. It could spread quite widely.

    1. Re:Real JPEG virus by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      SFAIK, evryone that evry wrote a JPEG decompressor based it on the example jpeg compressor on the JPEG site, the code was there, easy to use worked lovely like.
      This is the same code borland use for the jpeg filter in CBuilder and Delphi,
      The same code use by ACDSee
      The same code used by me,
      and probably the same code used by libJpeg on linux

      --
      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    2. Re:Real JPEG virus by Reziac · · Score: 2

      See my post somewhere hereabouts re a much older "threat" involving GIFs and viruses. The scenario you envision is exactly what is needed for a virus packaged in a non-executable file to be executed -- a widely-used, reliable method of executing the "hidden" virus code. Otherwise, it simply won't propagate.

      This is precisely why Word macro viruses are so successful, even tho they're contained in a nominally non-executable file: the parent program can be relied upon to execute them.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    3. Re:Real JPEG virus by Dr.+Smooth · · Score: 1

      The point is that it's non-trivial to "create a real JPEG virus". You have to find that "jackpot" vulnerability that will render millions of machines helpless against your exploit. McAfee did not find such a hole. Yet my local paper was running an article about this huge new vulnerability in JPEGs. I'll probably soon be answering mail from my mother about them. They're creating hype plain and simple.

      Read this:

      http://vil.mcafee.com/dispVirus.asp?virus_k=9952 2

      If you have this executable (EXTRK.EXE) installed on your system, and if the registry has been altered in a very specific way, you're vulnerable.

      In other news, a new virus that turns every e-mail you get into a timebomb was discovered. You are vulnerable if you have replaced outlook.exe with f-u.exe (which for every message you receive in your POP3 mailbox, sends 100 copies to all your friends, then promptly removes all your files. Before shutting down, it displays yummy.gif on your screen). Users worldwide are in a panic over this hugely dangerous virus.

      --

      ...if you ask no questions, beware of lies...

  73. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by tony+clifton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Open-source anti-virus would be very cool, but it's really labor intensive and the signature databases are the vendor's crown jewels.. as it were.

    The Virus Bulletin's VB100 test rates AVG fairly low. Do other tests rate it higher?

  74. In fact... by Midnight+Ryder · · Score: 3, Funny

    In fact, if the file name say "MY WIFE NUDE.JPG", I don't recommend opening it. (Well, ok, if it was MY wife, no problem. Quite the cutie. But I know some people's wife who.... *SHUDDER*)

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    Davis Ray Sickmon, Jr - looking for something to read? Check out my three free novels at MidnightRyder.org

    1. Re:In fact... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      If anyone else opens up MY WIFE NUDE.JPG, I'll have to kill them. After I interrogate them to find out where they got the pic.

      --
      Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
    2. Re:In fact... by Midnight+Ryder · · Score: 2

      If anyone else opens up MY WIFE NUDE.JPG, I'll have to kill them. After I interrogate them to find out where they got the pic

      Somehow makes me think of that old joke... "Do you have any nude pictures of your wife? No? Want some?" ;-)

      --

      Davis Ray Sickmon, Jr - looking for something to read? Check out my three free novels at MidnightRyder.org

  75. Sort of a Katzian article... by wedg · · Score: 2

    ...saying a lot of what we all knew. I read the article on CNN about the "JPG virus", and it was obvious that they'd either got it totally wrong, or were trying to hype it.

    One of my favorite quotes was:
    Until now, viruses infected program files -- files that can be run on their own. Data files, like movies, music, text and pictures, were safe from infection. While earlier viruses deleted or modified data files, Perrun is the first to infect them.

    Uhm... see. I had always thought that Word documents were data files (text). And I remember them being particularly responsible for a whole lot of annoying macro virii.

    But on the Katzian subject, at least it was obvious that michael knew more about the subject than the people who wrote (and were interviewed) for the article I quoted. And it was nice to see an article that presented a bigger picture.

    However, just because every other news outlet in the world spends all their time trying to expose shocking stories about conspiracy, etc, etc -- all of which could probably be titled something like "capitalists still trying to make money off of consumers" -- doesn't mean that /. should follow suit and do the same thing. Unless, of course, michael does some actual investigative research and finds out something *new* and *exciting* or *revealing* and then has something to tell us.

    What's my point? Well - Slashdot already links to other stories from other news sources. We don't need to steal their shitty journalism too. We already have our own style of shitty journalism.

    --
    Jake
    Dating: while( 1 ){ call_girl(); get_rejected(); drink_40(); } return 0;
  76. AV software, not a virus, ruined my Win2K machine by gfecyk · · Score: 1

    No joke. I installed the 30-day trial version of VirusScan 6 so I could clean out viruses from two friends' machines. I hooked up their HDs to my system and removed the viruses they had. Then I went to uninstall it and couldn't. "This software could not be uninstalled," or some such thing. It seemed to lose the information needed on how to uninstall itself.

    Then it started pestering me about every file I tried to open. "This installation of virusscan has expired." I tried disabling their services in the Services panel. That worked some but then I wanted to get rid of the "scan for viruses" menus. I tried reinstalling - it wouldn't reinstall, not because it had expired, but because it couldn't find the original files to replace. Presumably one of the "updates" corrupted both the uninstaller and any ability to reinstall so I could uninstall.

    While the machine was still working, I didn't appreciate seeing 'Preparing to install...' three times before viewing any website. I got sick of it. FORMAT C:.

    OK not quite, but I did rename my winnt and program files folders and reinstalled.

    Up to that point, my Win2K installation was running without incident since early Spring 2001. Not one reinstall, not one registry hack, not one virus. It took antivirus software to mess up my installation. Thanks McAfee. Where do I send the bill?

    Geez, even MS Outlook SR2 has better antivirus protection. It doesn't allow you to even *see* executables, never mind run them or automagically open them when you open the e-mail, and you *can't disable that.* Echoes of "scanprot"[1] ring through my mind.

    [1] This was the name of a document that MS released which contained a macro to disable running other macros in .doc files. Later on, MS Word 95 and all versions of Word since then had a switch to disable macros built in. That make it twice that MS provided better antivirus protection than the antivirus companies.

    --
    Use Evolution instead of Outlook? Bewa
  77. ObConspiracyTheory by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 1

    1. RIAA lackey reads FUD about JPEG viruses;
    2. RIAA hires programmers to develop viruses which attach to MP3 files;
    3. AV vendors issue press release warning about new MP3 virus;
    4. RIAA issues press release stating that this is Yet Another Reason not to download MP3s;
    5. Ordinary computer users get scared and purge entire MP3 collections;
    6. RIAA execs sit back and laugh evilly.

    -Stephen

  78. Hey, dickhead. by Seth+Finklestein · · Score: 0

    Dear Michael,

    I think it's great that you consider yourself a technology journalist, but let's review the facts. You have no knowledge of the technology world besides your knee-jerk herd-mentality "analyses." You are anti-capitalist and anti-corporation, yet you still work as an editor on a site whose major stories always revolve around corporate developments. Mindlessly bashing corporations does not make you an activist; it makes you an alarmist. There's a difference.

    Furthermore, I'm still waiting for my apology for your ruthless "goatse'ing" of America's favorite web site, the Censorware Project. I want you to tell all of the members of this discussion board exactly why you thought it was a good idea to silence me. I am America's leading authority on the subject of anti-censorware. I bet you're jealous.

    There. I've said it. Any questions?

    --
    I'm not Seth Finkelstein. I still speak the truth.
    1. Re:Hey, dickhead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been bitching about slashdot ever since I started reading it. I'm still not sure whether you are just some bullshit troll or a whiney pussy who is going to live the rest of his miserable life without ever getting over the censorware project.

      I just re-read your post again for another quick laugh: I am especially fond of your "...but let's review the facts." proposition followed by a slew of heavily laden opinions. The reference to "America's favorite web site, the Censorware Project " made me laugh so hard that iced soy chai latte shot out of my nostrils. Jeff K called. He said "YUO=FAGGOT". u r teh sux. plz die tks.


    2. Re:Hey, dickhead. by Seth+Finklestein · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up, you fucking cocksucking queer. You are not Anonymous Coward -- you are Michael Sims, America's number one enemy in the fight against anti-anti-censorware. For shame, Michael. I am now planning a class-action lawsuit against you, Michael Sims, along with all of the other human beings that you have damaged.

      I am especially fond of your "...but let's review the facts." proposition followed by a slew of heavily laden opinions.

      My "opinions" are actually facts. If you were smart, like me, you would know that.

      The reference to "America's favorite web site, the Censorware Project [goatse.cx] " made me laugh so hard that iced soy chai latte shot out of my nostrils.

      YOU HAVE HIJACKED MY LINK. PLEASE EDIT YOUR POST AND CORRECT IT AT ONCE. Furthermore, iced soy chai latte? WTF? Why don't you drink some real drinks, fag?

      Jeff K called. He said "YUO=FAGGOT". u r teh sux. plz die tks.

      THAT IS AN UNCONSCIONABLE INSULT. To call someone a "faggot" or "fag" in this age of tolerance is simply unacceptable. Please retract your comment at once.

      --
      I'm not Seth Finkelstein. I still speak the truth.
  79. ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's pretty simple to stay safe, and I have repeated this many many times to customers when I worked at an ISP. If you are using Windows or Outlook, do not open an attachment if you don't know what it is. It's very simple. I don't care if it says "This is very important, Bob and you must open this now." Unless you know specifically what it is and you were expecting it, don't open it. There is no need to, and you aren't going to miss out on much."

    ...you obviously don't work where I do...

    That's great, an article complaining about FUD with perhaps the most potential to rack up endless amounts of (anti-MS) FUD of any I've ever seen.

    "It's easy! Just don't use Windows! Use Linux!"...you people obviously don't work where I do, either.

  80. Vmyths.com & Viruses to China? by aldheorte · · Score: 1

    For more on exactly this topic, see Vmyths.com. It's over the top at times, but there is some interesting speculation, rumor, and commentary there. The delivery to China of a cache of viruses by the anti-virus industry is a particulary interesting and some other established media outlets are picking up the story as well. Not affiliated, yada, yada.

  81. Preying on the weak by Johnso · · Score: 1

    Norton and McCafee are just like the real world medical industry. But instead of just charging a ton for the cure, they engineer the virii and market using scare tactics. I wouldn't be surprised if they wrote and distributed all of the virii themselves.

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    I'm a signature virus. Please copy me to your signature so I can replicate.
  82. Danger! New Virus! Monkeypoo by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    Anything from Mcafee deserves as much credence as this: VIRUS WARNING: Attention: Computer Labs Inc., makers of Virucide antivirus software have identified a highly dangerous new Trojan worm, MONKEYPOO. It will usually appear in an e-mail with the subject, "Congratulations.You have won!" it will then prompt you to click a link to collect your cash prize. It can also freely spread across networks. Monkeypoo will read your address book, and mail a copy of itself to every address it finds, and it will look like you sent it. It will then invoke the secret self-destruct command held over from the original IBM PC's 8086 command set. This short line of code will cause the processor, ram, hard drive and any floppy drives to spin out of control and overheat until key components melt together, and will most likely cause a fire. James Winklee, a former IBM programmer had this to say. "We developed the self-destruct code so government agencies such as the FBI and CIA could quickly and completely destroy compromised computer systems before an enemy could get their hands on classified information. When we saw how violently a PC executing the command burst into flames, we decides not to publish it's existence. It has been kept a secret successfully until now. If you get infected with the Monkeypoo Trojan worm, you may notice your computer going completely haywire. Physically unplug it from power as fast as you can, and send it in for repair. Only a professional can remove this one." While Computer Labs Inc and other antivirus software makers are working on a solution, they haven't got one a home user could successfully run yet. "This is the worst kind of malicious code I have ever seen." said Marcus Polan of Computer labs Inc. Use extreme caution. It is important that as many computer users as possible receive this warning, so send it out to as many people as you can. The entire Internet and every PC connected to it is at risk.

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  83. Wrong context... by OgdEnigmaX · · Score: 1

    This article has absolutely nothing to do with identity theft...

    1. Re:Wrong context... by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      In an oblique way, it does -- recall the fun "attach a random document" programs like Klez and SirCam. Essentially, while your computer may be safe, the safety of your information depends on the cluelessness of the most ignorant, laziest sysadmin that has ever processed information on your behalf. And what we should be REALLY interested in protecting is people, not computers, since the individual computer systems aren't normally the objective but instead the tool.

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  84. Replies broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure this is working.

  85. Virus opportunity by Ashtangi · · Score: 1
    Regarding Windows being the only target for viruses, I have always assumed that this is simply due to the overwhelming opportunity that windows presents. Think of car thieves: if a certain make and model was quite easy to steal, then that make and model will show up as the most stolen. If windows did not exist

    imagine there's no windows, it's easy if you try, nothing to crash or reboot, pigs would surely fly . . . ok I'm no Lennon and it's early

    then would there not be viruses on the next biggest target (something would be in the place of windows)? Hackers (the malicious kind) used to break into Unix systems left and right. They would plant malicious code that would gather user name/password, delete data, and otherwise generally screw with the systems. I find it hard to believe that this kind of activity would not eventually lead to worms and viruses of some kind on these systems. Windows just made it very, very easy and happened to be on a lot of systems which all of the sudden were accessable.

  86. For any large company, yes it is. by Viewsonic · · Score: 1

    I do virus reports weekly at our company here. Over 1000 machines are checked and around 100+ virus's are found and cleaned *per week*. Our firewall and servers all have active checking/scanning in place as well .. each machine has the latest McAfee.. Without it, who knows.. If *you* want to just simply ghost 100 machines a week, be my guest! I sure in the heck dont want to!

    1. Re:For any large company, yes it is. by cloudmaster · · Score: 2

      I used to do that - it's not a big deal. Abstract the user data away from the system data and use a ghost multicasting to reinstall the standard OS image. You might lose about an hour or two of your time to manually reimage 100 machines, most of which is spent rebooting. Automatic re-images on Sunday evening would save even that time. :)

      I know, but it's fun to be a smartass once in a while.

  87. Drumming up business by Clay+Mitchell · · Score: 1

    I have a window repair business. I advertise by tying one of my flyers to a brick and throwing it throw people's windows.

  88. virus writers on payroll. by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    that all this time, the satire about the virus development divisions of anti-virus software companies actually contained a kernel of truth?

    Actually I think they farm this out to their overseas operations in Bulgravia or someplace similar. Keeps it better for the bean counters. Plausible denial, etc.

    Although I can see the scandal if it was found that they actually do have virus writers on payroll someplace.

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:virus writers on payroll. by samfreed · · Score: 2, Funny

      The country is called Bulgaria.

      Yet another example of /. beeing US-centric, and is US-people being out of touch with the rest of the world.

      Sigh.

      Actually, if you serach the web for "Bulgravia" you come up with some Scientology.

      Double sigh.

    2. Re:virus writers on payroll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the misspelling might have been intentional, you know, like Slobbovia or Dilbert's Elbonia.

    3. Re:virus writers on payroll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh* Maybe "Bulgravia" was meant to be an obviously fictitious placeholder, like Appleton's "Brungaria" and "Kabulistan". The only intended meaning may have been "someplace different from here".

    4. Re:virus writers on payroll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word is being.

      The word is search.

      Yet another example of a soon-to-be illegal alien that will risk death and lie through her teeth trying to get into the only nation that matters. United States.

      btw, where is Bulgaria in the World Cup?

    5. Re:virus writers on payroll. by Prothonotar · · Score: 1

      Or maybe that should be "Blecchistan"?

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    6. Re:virus writers on payroll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bulgarians are hanging out with the French.

    7. Re:virus writers on payroll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Jackass, he didn't mistake "Bulgravia" for "Bulgaria". He was intentionally making up a name that sounds like a fictitious foreign country to make the point that the kinds of places he's talking about are remote and unheard-of.

      Christ, you're an idiot.

      P.S. I'm not being "Christian-centric" by saying, "Christ, you're an idiot". It's called a figure of speech.

    8. Re:virus writers on payroll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like you yanks want to be irish, We dont want u FUCKTARD IRISH WANNABIES.

    9. Re:virus writers on payroll. by adamjaskie · · Score: 1
      Bulgravia
      IIRC, Bulgaria is a country, and Belgravia is a district of London, but there is no Bulgravia.
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    10. Re:virus writers on payroll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shove it up your Adams

    11. Re:virus writers on payroll. by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      I think it was an unfortunate choice of a name for a ficticious country, especially since it sounds vaguely similar to the name of the country from which we used to get most of our viruses - Bulgaria.
      OR, do you mean that you have factual knowledge of this, and know that in fact, the antivirus companies are hiring virus writers, and that they are all in Bulgaria? If so, let me assure you that that was not what the poster meant, and no one would first suggest bulgaria as the source. The reason we used to get viruses from there was that it was full of intelligent, well-educated people with nothing to do because of a stupid socialist government. Now that they're free, they don't have the time to waste on stupid, destructive acts. They're productive programmers.
      Also - /. "US-centric"? I don't know about you, but I get the impression that Americans are barely a majority here. I hear all kinds of perspectives, and find out things that aren't going to be general news in my area for months, if ever. Too bad we all don't have the courage to use something as personally identifiable as an amateur radio callsign. We could do a quick tally of who's from where right off the user list.

    12. Re:virus writers on payroll. by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      The country is called Bulgaria. Yet another example of /. being US-centric, and is US-people being out of touch with the rest of the world.

      Okay. How about Gulahgistan or Pornopopulus?

      The fictional city name really is unimportant except to suggest something vaguely in Eastern Europe where under paid programmers are sometimes plentiful.

      don't worry so much.

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      "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    13. Re:virus writers on payroll. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      ...they actually do have virus writers on payroll someplace.

      In Elbonia perhaps? :-)

  89. Re:Respect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So is your mum. Have her get that checked.

  90. Use of jpg at nai by Dick+Click · · Score: 1

    At first I figured that nai was likely using jpgs on thier web site. I was going to have to never go to the site again.
    It turns out, most of the graphics I saw (i did not check the entire site) are actually gifs. I imagine they are paying Unisys the required fees for use of images in this format.

  91. FYI: JPEG compression by Marinated+Smurf · · Score: 1

    Since JPEGs using lossy compression, a small portion of negligible (based on some complex math) information is lost. Therefore someone to make a specially crafted image would have to have an in-depth understanding of the lossy compression method so their code would not be considered negligible and thus removed.

    1. Re:FYI: JPEG compression by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      The virus writer would modify the file AFTER it is compressed not before, obviously.

    2. Re:FYI: JPEG compression by Smallest · · Score: 2

      there are other places to put stuff in a JPEG file besides the image. there are the 15 (count ?) JPG_APPx markers where EXIF and IPTC data, among others, live, and then there's the JPEG_COM marker, too. you can store up to 64K in each of these and they have no effect on the image. if a buffer overrun exploit was found in code that uses these, there's a lot of potential for harm. but, it's still not a "virus".

      -c

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    3. Re:FYI: JPEG compression by dossen · · Score: 1

      The image that is compressed is just a bitmap, but besides the compressed bitmap the jpeg file also contains headers with important information about the image. It would of cause be in this (uncompressed) part of the file any virus code would live. Or it could be made to _look_ like compressed bits of image. But why on earth should the virus be planted in the image _before_ it is compressed???

  92. Re:The profit model for Anti-Virus software requir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just be glad they haven't taken to CREATING their own viruses. They could write one as an "experiment" and then anonymously "accidentally" leak it to someplace where mean people would listen. Let it run its course for a week... after the big media stir provide protection for it. Wait a year, repeat.

  93. Use AVG instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear All,

    Just use AVG from http://www.grisoft.com

    It's free and integrates with Outlook.

    --db--

    1. Re:Use AVG instead by jtharpla · · Score: 1

      I'll second that, AVG works very well

  94. It's like agriculture by epcraig · · Score: 1
    The smaller the genetic diversity in your crop, the more you'll need chemical intervention to prevent infections. Doesn't matter whether your crop is sheep, corn or data.

    Symantec and its competitors in the Microsoft ecology are dependant on a monocultural environment as its userbase.

    It's obvious paranoia to think they developed their undoubted expertise by developing viruses.

    Well, isn't it?

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    Ed Craig "Who cares what you think?" George W. Bush, 4th of July 2001
  95. Re:The Kid... how history seems to repeat itself. by peddrenth · · Score: 1

    The roman fire service (in ancient Rome, I mean) was funded by purchasing the burning house for a knock-down price, and then extinguising the fire thus providing a healthy profit to whoever was playing fireman. Of course, fires were so common there that the fire service wouldn't need to start their own, but there was always the suspicion...

    (and now the firemen just read your email, how times have changed!)

  96. Re:Doesnt this sound a little like Homeland Securi by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 1

    > What was the next step.. oh yes newspeak..

    We already have newspeak...it just has a texan accent.

    "this guy is a bad guy"
    "we're going to track down those folks that did this"
    "they may have misunderestimated me"

  97. call me a comspiracy theorist.... by graphicartist82 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    call me a comspiracy theorist....but i've thought for a long time that symantec and mcafee were responsible for most viruses that are around the internet today.

    We don't have a market? We'll just have to make one!

  98. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wrote an early VirusChecker for tha Amiga called T-Cell. Back then it only had to check for a few viruses. I had a hard time getting any feed back or virus's sent to me to imporve it. 10,000 people downloaded it and I got one letter.
    It was far from a great program but it was fun to write.
    Yes the Signature database is the key. I would have thought that someone would have an open list of virus data. I was thinking of writing a virus checker that sat on my emal server looking for email viruses.

  99. wrong kind of sensationalism by eyeball · · Score: 2

    ...Yes, it's time to take on the anti-virus software vendors.

    It looks like your whole point is that anti-virus companies are using media sensationalism to further their agenda (increase profits). I can only guess what your agenda is. Are you trying to foster a 'without us the whole world would be corrupt' image? Or is it a slow news day?

    Not to say I don't agree that Virus companies are corrupt. There was a case a few years back when a virus author sent one copy to a certain well-know anti-virus company for academic purposes. Soon after it was found in the wild. But this story is a good example of the Slashdot opnionated stories that preach to the choir. I am personally very weary of the motives of anyone that preaches any type message to the already converted.

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  100. Why does my LiveUpdate download so much data? by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I use a Microsoft windows system at work, and have Norton Antivirus installed. It has a feature called "LiveUpdate", in which you pay $10/year to download protections against the latest viruses (virii?)

    On reading this article, it occurs to me that I run this utility every week or two (mostly to get a chance to drink my coffee) and it downloads on the order of 200K of data.

    Does anyone have any evidence that they might be "padding" the downloads to make sure there is often something to download, or that the download is large, to ensure that people think "Oh, there's a lot of bad stuff out there, I better keep my subscription!"?

    Just a paranoid thought.

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    It's not wasting time, I'm educating myself.
  101. Article is meta-paranoia by s20451 · · Score: 2

    Michael used this article to exploit paranoia of large companies who exploit paranoia. Clever. Would he prefer that McAffee, having found a vulnerability, would inform only the manufacturers of JPEG readers of the problem, and not release information to the public (as a certain OS manufacturer suggests of those who find security flaws in its product)? Would he prefer that people ignore security holes that are only "theoretical vulnerabilities"?

    Fire Michael. Fire Katz too.

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    1. Re:Article is meta-paranoia by nagora · · Score: 2
      Would he prefer that McAffee, having found a vulnerability, would inform only the manufacturers of JPEG readers of the problem

      If you read the article you would know that there is no problem with JPEG readers.

      Would he prefer that people ignore security holes that are only "theoretical vulnerabilities"?

      If you read the article you would know that this isn't even a theoretical vunerablility in JPEG. The statement from McA boils down to "If you get a virus it might change some of your files; some of them might be JPEGs!".

      Can you think of an application for a virus that can only spread to systems it's already on?

      TWW

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      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
    2. Re:Article is meta-paranoia by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Would he prefer that people ignore security holes that are only "theoretical vulnerabilities"?

      And I suppose you would want them to announce every conceivable theoretical vulnerability. Perhaps the CDC should start researching vaccines for theoretical diseases on top of what they do now.

      I understand why they do this sort of thing. Sales spike after an I Love You but are otherwise pretty flat. What I can't understand is how a reasonably intelligent person can look at this rebuttal and miss the fact that it explains in pretty simple terms why there's no need to bite your nails to the quick over this "theoretical vulnerability". Perhaps an analogy will help. Suppose your city begins warning people about the possibility of catastrophic failure of materials used in virtually every home built to date that could literally bring the whole thing down on top of your family as you sleep but doesn't bother to mention that this can only happen if the structure is already fully engulfed in flames. The only way JPEGs can execute malicious code is after your box is compromised by malicious code. This is akin to saying don't run an OS because it can be made to run malicious code (actually it's not that close since it's much easier to do this with an OS which IS executable code than it is with JPEGs).

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    3. Re:Article is meta-paranoia by sqlrob · · Score: 1
      If you read the article you would know that this isn't even a theoretical vunerablility in JPEG. The statement from McA boils down to "If you get a virus it might change some of your files; some of them might be JPEGs!".

      Not quite, more like:
      If you get a virus, it can get "expansion packs" from any file type, even JPGs

    4. Re:Article is meta-paranoia by NetWurkGuy · · Score: 1

      Let me try to sketch out a senario where the theoretical vulnerability could be realized in a serious way.

      I have sometimes wished for a simple JPEG cropping program. I might, for example, trim some annoying advertising from an otherwise nifty image. Suppose a malicious cracker wrote just such a program and posted it as freeware. It works fine and by itself shows no viral behaviors. That it because it is secretly scanning JPEG files for payloads. Months go by as the cropping program spreads. The cracker then posts one or more attractive JPEGs marred only by an area that just begs to be trimmed off. These JPEGs, of course, contain whatever disasterous payload you care to imagine. The "harmless" JPEGS pass unimpeded through firewalls and are not scanned by AV software. The cropping program, however, extracts and executes the payload. This allows a large number of infections to come alive in a short span of time.

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  102. JPEGs, Stacks and Heaps :) by MoogMan · · Score: 1

    I cant say for JPEGs in particular, but I do know that just because something is not executable doesnt mean that it cant be executed heh.
    For example, stack overflows and non-executable heap overflows; they both use non-executable memory, but overflow into executable memory, loop back and in effect make the non-executable memory executable.
    Recall the pdf "virus" and the flash "virus", they're both designed not to be executable, but that doesnt mean that you cant execute something on it... All it takes is one slip up by a programmer and bang! you're running on the stack :p

  103. People are cheap by shepd · · Score: 2

    I have done in-home computer service, often removing viruses from client's machines.

    I explain to them that they could avoid this trouble in the future by purchasing McAfee or Norton Anti-Virus for $40 from the local computer shop or even WalMart if they're desparate ($20 when its on sale). Anti-Virus software is simple to install -- these people were able to download Kazaa and make it work, they can get their favourite AV software to install.

    I'm more often than not called back for another unrelated problem a month or two later, and lo and behold, they didn't buy the anti-virus software.

    I have to question why people do this... I really think its about time I buy a supply of boxed AV software so I can resell it on the spot!

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    If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    1. Re:People are cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead, why don't you teach them how to use common sense and caution about what they download and/or execute?
      You're like the planned parenthood counselor who sends their clients to the pharmacy for more condoms every time, instead of actually teaching them about abstinence.

    2. Re:People are cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your .sig:
      Do you have over 1000 comments? Why Not?
      Ummmm... I've got
      • a job
      • a life
      • Verbal Imodium
    3. Re:People are cheap by shepd · · Score: 1

      Ummmm... I've got

      * a job...


      Funny you should say that....

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  104. Symantec is no better, of course by generic-man · · Score: 1

    I remember a couple of years ago, there was a guy named Aaron Ardiri who created a Game Boy emulator called Liberty for the Palm OS. Since the program was shareware, some unscrupulous people were looking for the crack. Ardiri released a program called "LibertyCrack" into the wild. This program caused all the data on one's device to be erased, and caused Ardiri to get into a lot of hot water.

    This program, despite the fact that it did not replicate itself, was quickly branded a "virus." Symantec even released Symantec Anti-Virus for Palm 2001. Essentially, unsuspecting IT managers were duped into buying a program that would... check if LibertyCrack is installed and delete it if so.

    Anti-Virus marketers will never stop at a change to make big bucks. Remember the Michelangelo virus scare? People who didn't even have modems were paranoid that they could be infected.

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  105. Stegonography by simetra · · Score: 0

    Writing by a STEGOSAURUS . Hard to read, because they weren't very nimble.

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  106. Windows by Mr_Silver · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If you don't run Windows, you're safe.

    Until a virus comes out that seeks out Linux boxes, uses several well known vulnerabilities to attempt to get root only to then set itself up on that box and seek out other boxes to infect.

    What? You thing that everyone who runs Linux as a server keeps it fully up to date with all the latest patches?

    Face it, if you're connected to the internet -you're stupid to assume you're safe.

    So, to correct you: If you don't run Windows you're safer .

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  107. Aww crap by lokki · · Score: 4, Funny

    I give it 45 minutes before the storm of emails from family, friends, etc., arrives warning about this one.

    All caps, of course.

    ::sigh::

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    I won't dance in a club like this...All the girls are slags, and the beer tastes just like piss! -The Specials
  108. AV workaround. by psycht · · Score: 1

    i use Tend Micro's free PC scan. Its fee, easy, and it cleared the infected ones on my roomates PC.. A good-full scan, and no $$ goes into their PR dept. Me like.

  109. Welcome to the world of security marketing by gclef · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seriously, as cynical as it sounds, this happens every day in security marketing. I've had sales reps look me in the eye and straight-out lie about their products. When caught, they'll back off frantically, or try to talk their way out of it, but never admit that they lied.

    The main problem these days is that security software sales are driven not by business decisions, but by fear. Fear of virii, 3v1l h4ck3rz, etc. Once you're buying something out of fear, it's really easy for the sales folks to play off that to make their product sound like it's the ultimate safety blanket.

    I hate it. Not just because it's unethical, but also because it makes my job of evaluating products much harder. I can't even trust the feature lists in deciding which products to evaluate, since some of those are full of lies & vaporware. I keep wanting to explain the Tragedy of the Commons to the sales folks that try this c*$p, but they're always too stupid to understand it.

    sigh.

    1. Re:Welcome to the world of security marketing by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 1

      No, it's not that they are too stupid to understand the Tragedy of the Commons it's that they are too selfish to care.

      The problem is that if one squats and wash their ass in the public fountain, poisoning it with Ecoli for everybody else, it's only a problem if they a) haven't had their fill of the water first and b) they have some sense of ethics.

      These sales folks you are talking to are all in race to be the first to wash their ass, this ethics talk of yours is just slowing them down.

  110. Glad to see an editor post this! by governorx · · Score: 1

    The problem now is the concern that everyone who doesn't know about slashdot is going to be up the creek... until a less esoteric source posts the above facts. For sure none of the /. "crowd" would suspect a jpeg of being viral code.

    Warning Sarcasm Below:

    However, be aware, I might just make a jpeg viewer that deletes your vid card from your b0xen if it finds a white pixel adjacent to a black pixel in that photo of yours. Oops more fiction (rofl).

    ***Omg, mom stop sending me those god awful pics of the family, the jpegs are attacking my computer.

  111. Some people still need to invest in AV software by Corby911 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Symantec/MacAfee should do some advertising regarding already know virii and worms. I know that two worms are definately still out there... perhaps they could just target the people whose IPs are listed in above links? ;)

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  112. Re:It's entirely possible that such an exploit exi by dmarien · · Score: 0

    Correct: see here.

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  113. "modern viruses" by special_agent · · Score: 1
    It was said:
    ...And that's really it. If you don't run Windows, you're safe. If you have basic email skills, you're safe. If you don't run Outlook, you're safe. That's the story of modern viruses, and fortunately or un-, it's a pretty boring one. ...


    The above claim is simply not true. Firstly, as we all know, there are a variety of exploits affecting non-Windows operating systems. Moreover, you can be an expert, doing everything right and still become a target and victim of some form of attack, regardless of the type of platform you are running on.

    Finally, if you don't want to pay for commercial virus screening software then don't. There are GPL-ed projects which provide similar tools which you can use (and hopefully support).
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  114. It's not just Windows by ziegast · · Score: 1

    I don't like how the article says that only Windows software is vulerable.

    Windows is just the most popular target for viruses. Eventually, as other platforms get popular (eg: Mac, Linux), hackers might take the time to port viruses to take advantage of commercial software across platforms. One example is Smile.d. As long as there are programs that let users run arbitrary code without screening it first, we'll still get viruses to take advantage of that vulnerability. Virus detection software is a good stopgap measure to help (ie: not completely) prevent idiots from hurting themselves through carelessess or lack of education.

    As for the images being infected with viruses. I can imagine how someone in the future might develop an image format (maybe audio or video stream today) that allows one to embed commands as a convenience. I can also imagine how someone could take advantage of buffer-overflow in a poorly-written image viewer. I'm not saying someone has done it or that I know of any image viewers or media players out there that are vulnerable, but saying it's "not possible" is only right until proven otherwise.

    -ez

  115. Want to tell McAfee and Norton NO MORE? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Then don't buy their products. Vote with your dollars by spending them elsewhere.

    Go out and get FRISK Software'sF-Prot antivirus instead. It is competently written with timely updates. I have relied on it since before I ever heard of the internet. There are DOS, Windows (network or standalone) and ($free) Linux versions. They do not generate hype or nasty bloated programs. They do generate a good antivirus product.

    I do not work for this company. I am just a satisfied customer. You can get free trials on their site. Prices: US$25/yr for single private license, US$2/machine for corporate or educational ($40min) and there are extra educational discounts.

    1. Re:Want to tell McAfee and Norton NO MORE? by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      heh, seems people started finding the real program. Oh and I'd use AVP.ru for advanced stuff...

      Mcafee did a real funny thing (I don't believe its by chance) lately... They detected f-prot monitor (that thing sits on system tray,resident) as a worm!

      http://www.f-prot.com/f-prot/news/noworm.html , a great press release... Starts like:

      "Mcafee's antivirus product, using definition files number 4199 , falsely detects the RealTime Protector component of F-Prot Antivirus as a new worm. This problem with the Mcafee product applies to machines running Windows NT, 2000, and XP with F- Prot Antivirus(TM) 3.12."

      "Needless to say the RealTime Protector component of F-Prot Antivirus(TM) is not a worm, neither a new nor an old one. The source of this problem lies solely with Mcafee's apparant lack of quality control."

      Eww :)) Heh heh, I don't know what they mean but I understood the same as you did I guess...

  116. Virus or trojan-horse by Bloody+Bastard · · Score: 1

    Today they are calling everything that may damage your computer a virus. In old times we used to call virus a program able to infect by itself, without the need of an user to execute it. Trojan-horses, by the other side, need to be executed by an user to infect anything.

    I think most virii today should be classified as trojan-horses.

    Sorry for the spelling

  117. Diverse eco-system -- Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by qweqwe · · Score: 1

    "Don't run MS Windows" doesn't necessarily mean "Run RedHat Linux 7.3 on the Intel". It means, run anything else. If we have a diverse ecosystem:
    * MS Windows 2000
    * MS Windows NT
    * MS Windows 98
    * Other MS Windows
    * MacOSX
    * MacOS
    * RedHat Linux 7.3 on i386
    * RedHat Linux 7.2 on i386
    * RedHat Linux 6.2 on i386
    * RedHat on other platforms
    * SuSE current on i386
    * SuSE current on PowerPC
    * SuSE previous version on any platform
    * Debian current on i386
    * Debian current on PowerPC
    * Debian previous version on any platform
    * Gentoo current on i386
    * Gentoo on other platforms
    * Any other Linux on any other platforms
    * FreeBSD current on i386
    * FreeBSD current on PowerPC
    * FreeBSD previous version on any platform
    * OpenBSD current on i386
    * OpenBSD current on PowerPC
    * OpenBSD previous version on any platform
    * HURD on any platform
    * Plan9 on any platform
    * QNX on any platform
    * (this list was really abbreviated, but you get the picture)

    with diverse window management (KDE, GNOME, MacOSX, Win32, GNUstep, Berlin, Plan9, Raw X, ....)

    and no standard office environment (with proper interoperability) like OpenOffice, KOffice, GNOME Office, Hancomm Office, Gobe Office, WordPerfect, Raw XML, Latex, ...

    and a security default setup in the OS and applications where you rarely need to be "root",

    you get an ecosystem where it's extremely difficult (if not impossible) to write viruses that spread quickly and effect everyone.

    1. Re:Diverse eco-system -- Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by -=OmegaMan=- · · Score: 2

      I realize the list was abbreviated, but after writing "x on any platform" so many times, you should have included "NetBSD on, literally, any platform."

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    2. Re:Diverse eco-system -- Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by realkiwi · · Score: 1

      Not on my performa 475 without FPU...

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      realkiwi
    3. Re:Diverse eco-system -- Re:Linux. My anti-virus. by zaffir · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't expect much of anything to run on that. :)

      --
      "Upon attaching the waterblock to my penis, I began to notice that I know nothing about computers." -- JRockway
  118. It's About Time by Principal+Skinner · · Score: 1

    I'd been wondering when something was going to appear on /. about this new "JPEG Virus". I'd been waiting for someone to explain to me just how the image transmits the virus "when it is viewed", or, more likely, for someone to blow this theory out of the water.

    I got the story from Washington Post, which, naturally, fell woefully short in explaining how a strictly-data format can be executed just be being viewed, but I couldn't find any reference to it on McAfee's site.

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    1. Re:It's About Time by Fantanicity · · Score: 1

      The virus is an executable. It registers itself as the handler for JPEGs. So if you double click on a JPG the command

      virus.exe

      is executed. The virus executable treats the picture as a data file. The JPG contains additional data which other instances of the virus has placed there.

  119. Sophos tells McAffee to get real by Havokmon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/articles/perrun.ht ml

    Picture this: a virus in a JPEG
    Sophos advises on threat posed by new .JPG virus, and urges anti-virus companies to exercise restraint
    Sophos, a world leader in corporate anti-virus protection, today called for the anti-virus industry to act responsibly in light of the discovery of the first virus capable of infecting JPEG graphic files.
    The virus, known as W32/Perrun-A, was sent directly to the anti-virus community by its author and is considered to be a "proof of concept". It spreads in the form of a traditional Win32 executable virus (usually called proof.exe), making changes to the Registry to mean that JPEG (.JPG) graphic files are examined by an extractor (called EXTRK.EXE) before they can be viewed. If the extractor finds viral code inside the graphic file it is executed.
    "Some anti-virus vendors may be tempted to predict the end of the world as we know it, or warn of an impending era when all graphic files should be treated with suspicion. Such experts should be ashamed of themselves," said Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant for Sophos Anti-Virus. "Not only is this virus not in the wild, but also graphic files infected by this virus are completely and utterly harmless, unless they can find an already infected machine to assist them. It's like a cold only being capable of making people who already have runny noses feel ill."
    "The virus relies entirely upon you running an infected EXE file, which is hardly rocket science," said Paul Ducklin, Head of Global Support for Sophos Anti-Virus. "Yet we are already seeing reports suggesting that this virus could spread via websites containing so-called 'infectious' images. This sounds like scare-mongering about image files to me."
    Sophos has issued protection against W32/Perrun-A to customers concerned by the media reports and alerts from other anti-virus vendors.

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  120. CNNs Spouting it Wonderfully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check it here:

    http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/internet/06/13/pict ur e.virus.ap/index.html

  121. Sort of like the double free zlib bug by moogla · · Score: 3, Informative

    Do any of you remember the double free zlib bug?

    Very wicked, but you had to a) know the type of system and b) the viewer the person was using. This sort of technique, using data to act as code is clever and quite real. In fact, there is nothing different between this and those URL hacks for IIS; data appears where it wouldn't normally be expected and it can be leverage into code space and executed.

    However, in the case of JPEG, considering its block oriented format it would be quite difficult to engineer a buffer overflow condition.

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    1. Re:Sort of like the double free zlib bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow!! Somebody gets it!!

  122. this is about right by OklaKid · · Score: 0

    this is about right for a company that caters to customers of M$ Windoze, they cannot stoop low enough to increase their customer base, lie cheat & steal, anymore i avoid Windoze & Windoze commercial applications like the plague. i do have a old copy of Win98 that i gutted like a fish with "Revenge of Mozilla" just to keep the less than computer literate out of Linux... M$FT and all those third party companys that cater to Windoze are all scumbag rabid dogs...

  123. Dont SEX you could get AIDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friends
    I love Linux sadly Windows is better for personal family use.

    Windows is constantly fixed for patches?? Linux do so also.

    Linux is not being affected by many viruses just because is not so widely used, but you dont have to wait to much, any person who knows, knows that.

    There are still many bugs on Linux that could be used for viruses.

    Now in reference to viruses companies they are right in warning you THEY should do so, if big bosses on FBI and CIA had just heard about the warnings!!!.

    But THEY didnt cared.

    THe most problematic viruses right now in Windows are viruses that are not cared for big companies, like You know.

    I wonder why?? I wonder why Microsft has not been split maybe a good agreement with USA goverment.

    I wonder why MS has not patched the most horrorific patches that allow your computers being spied.

    BUT just tried another antivirus from other non USA partners I think you will be surprised.

  124. mcafee spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Going forward, we may have to rethink about distributing JPGs."

    I hope that means they'll stop filling my mailbox with their HTML rich emails- full of jpegs.

  125. Well, technically... by ryanvm · · Score: 2

    McAfee's claim of a virus spread through JPEGs requires one essential element: you have to have already been infected by ANOTHER virus transmitted by some actual executable code.

    That's technically not true. Although I've never seen it done with JPEGs, it's entirely possible that there could be a potential buffer overflow in the image viewer's decoding algorithm. This wouldn't be a JPG virus per se, because it would only be specific to a certain viewer. And the virus would only have the rights that the image viewer had. But it's still possible.

    For this to be used effectively it would require that a large number of people use the same image viewer - which is not entirely impossible in today's Microsoft monoculture.

  126. Cleans and Disinfects by ebuck · · Score: 1

    After lurking on Slashdot for quite awhile, I have to comment:

    This is one of the best articles/editorials I've seen here in quite awhile. Of course it's opinion, but it is well thought out and supported.

    Of course, McAfee should also receive it's proper credit for disinfecting millions of users who are just beginning to learn the term "computer security". But like most home security systems, McAfee is getting worse about painting a virus laden world of fear that should make you cringe to touch a computer without it's protective pancea.

    Mabye they should rebrand a computer specific can of Lysol too...

  127. Check your facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And guess what ? There's no buffer overflow in libjpeg.

    Get your facts straight - there was a buffer overflow in libjpeg.

  128. [*]Anti-Virus software pop-ups worse than virus? by tenzig_112 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This onion-like story may have been prescient:

    Anti-Virus Software Pop-Up Reminders Behave Much Like Virus

  129. bontchev exposed mcafee in 1994 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    by demonstrating that their "goat" viruses,
    with the mcafee signatures, were being detected
    in the wild.

  130. Not likely. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    Yes, it's possible. In fact, I think there was once talk about a possible MP3 buffer overflow in the ID3 code. It was found and fixed quickly.

    Nonetheless, it's impossible for a "universal" JPEG virus to ever exist. It would affect one or two specific viewer programs, at most.

    Also, since the JPEG format has a very specific rigidly predefined algorithm, it should be easy to check the code for buffer overflow vulnerabilities.

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  131. except for the people using... by Smallest · · Score: 2

    ...implementations from Intel, LeadTools and Pegasus. and, i think Adobe has their own implementation, too.

    -c

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  132. Snow Crash by Llywelyn · · Score: 2

    "A modification of that data might screw up the picture of your cat dangling from the edge of the kitchen table you like so much, but it won't turn the image into a potential virus transmitter"

    Obviously you haven't read Snow Crash ;-)

    The image could be infecting you, of course!

    (to those who wonder: in Snow Crash there is a virus which is transmitted to the programmer via a visual image that looks like white noise).

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  133. Anti-Virus PR - A Hoaxsters Wetdream by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    It's precisely crap like this that resets any trust a user has in a knowledgable IT person. We despirately try to simplify the concepts enough to be understand, but not so much that it creates a security risk.

    The problem is this type of press discredits experts who have been saying JPGs are harmless for years, by suggesting we all have been overlooking this huge hole.

    We always knew about this scenerio with JPEGs or any other benign file type. The reason we never discussed it is because spreading viruses via JPEGs isn't very effective because you need to infect the computer with ANOTHER virus first!

    It's one of those defeats the purpose scenerios.

    This is also an obvious attempt to hijack credible sources of information, so they can replace it with thier "amazing tales that defy conventional wisdom and common sense" source of information.

    --
    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
  134. Sophos is very realistic about these things by aclark · · Score: 1

    Sophos posted a message about this today here. I have found them to be one of the more honest and reputable commercial anti-virus companies.

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    Ashley Clark
  135. Use this to our (linux users) advantage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to find a way to use these overhyped virus messages to nail Microsoft. Just about all of them are due to MS, lets make that known.

    "You wouldn't need to slow down your computer with AV if you wouldn't run Outlook! Trustworthy computing is a joke!" etc.......

  136. Getting a "Wag the Dog" vibe by Valen+Faerlwynd · · Score: 1

    Anyone ever see that movie? Really good. Dustin Hoffman, Robert De Niro, Anne Heche, and a bunch of other people of less noteriety are hired by the president to fabricate a war in order to boost opinions and public support for the administration. Obviously, hilarity ensues. Bunch of "one hand doesn't know what the other hand's doing" jokes. They even turn an ex-military rapist into a war hero (and then accidently kill him). And Willy Nelson writes him a song! Very funny, and very remeniscent of this whole thing. If your in the mood for some good old fashioned goverment bashing entertainment, rent it. And then rent "My Fellow Americans". Also very nice.

    Of course, if you're in the mood for anything else, see Memento. Words fail me...

    Love and Peace,
    Valen

    --
    "The best compliment a girl ever gave me was 'Your hair smells nice.' I hate being the platonic friend." -Valen
  137. Re:well.... not really by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

    If you check out the jpeg standard, there really isn't any place to put a buffer overflow. Each of the values in the jpg file correspond to the magnitude of a sin wave that goes into the final image. That sin wave extands to the size of the jpeg. It would be pretty tough to create a program that was so poorly written that you would have a buffer overflow there (of course, this world produces bigger more powerful idiots everyday). That having been said, the JPG2000 standard on the other hand does have code-like data in it and creating a virus for that may just be possible.

  138. Lay off? by exceed · · Score: 2

    McAfee, and Symantec, and Norton, and everyone else involved in the anti-virus FUD business: lay off.

    Why would they lay these people off when they are tricking every day people into thinking there are real threats? That is their *job*, and their doing pretty well at it if they can convince alot of people that there really is an insane virus threat.

    On a side note, Symantec and Norton are the same company.

    On another side note, this article should be modded -1, Troll/Flaimbait.

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  139. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by fatwreckfan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used AVG for quite a while, but I very VERY rarely get viruses. I thought AVG was great. Then my brother got Nimda, so I recommended he download it and clean his machine. And it didn't work. New infected files kept being detected by AVG until eventually he went and bought Norton which fixed the problem right away. Freeware may be good, but not great.

  140. Actually, JPEGs have been dangerous in the past... by Tom7 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Netscape 4 on linux had an exploitable hole in their JPEG decoder. That is, a specially crafted JPEG could be used to execute arbitrary code on the target's machine. Could that code then "infect" other JPEGs? Sure. Would it actually spread? No, but if there were a similar bug in the default windows JPEG viewer, it wouldn't be surprising at all to see a similar worm spread.

    http://www.openwall.com/advisories/OW-002-netsca pe -jpeg.txt

    (I recall that this bug was successfully exploited; that advisory seems more tentative..)

  141. Personal Firewalls by Zack · · Score: 1

    I think the creaters of Personal Firewall software are just as guilty of this sort of thing. "Hackers may be breaking into YOUR computer!!" But this is my personal favorite:

    "Warning! Someone is trying to connect to you on port 6346! It's probably a hacker! Want their ISPs contact information?"

    OH MY GOD!! You used gnutella, and someone had the nerve to try to connect to you?!?! Who makes a product that does that? That's so horrible irresponsible, and it leads to us poor, poor sysadmins getting tons of emails from people saying "someone at yer company was trying to break into my computer 'cause my uber groovy firewall said so." These are people who don't know what ports are and also seem to get confused by the fact the computers on a Peer to Peer network might need to.... you know... connect.

    And these god awful companies start making up these horrible stories and scaring poor suckers into buying their product and harrassing other sysadmins.

    May they all rot in the depths of hell.

    Okay, that might be a little extreme.

    1. Re:Personal Firewalls by Professor+J+Frink · · Score: 2
      Not that extreme. I've had that experience. Some Windows weenie had just installed a personal firewall and was using the same dialup as one of my users. The ISP got a line crossed somewhere and some packets destined for my user ended up going to Windows weenie (they were an email connection).

      Weenie gets notified by Firewall. Weenie starts sending snotty threatening emails to me. I explain very calmly and correctly what had happened, what the output of his Firewall actually meant and how it was all a mistake and even if it wasn't there was nothing at all to be concerned about.

      Weenie continues slinging accusations around and threatening all sorts. I lose my rag and tell him to (in a slightly less polite way) sod the hell off unless he had some real evidence (as it was his 'evidence' would mean that not only had our systems been owned or that I was trying to crack his computer but so were a number of the University's email systems and if so the whole uni admin staff would be quite anxious to know about it, thankyou very much, yer useless, jumped up f***wit...etc). Weenie finally shuts up.

      We don't need this hassle for sure and if he'd known *anything* about networking or if his firewall hadn't been so bloody minded and overzealous it wouldn't have happened. The thing is, especially with dialup, you get loads of connections flying around that are pure mistakes (using the IP of someone that's logged off and someone else has dialled in and got it, an ip quad with one digit out, spelling mistake etc), harmless probes or plain malicious but won't harm your machine (eg Code Red if you don't run IIS). You'll probably get far more attempted connections at a firewall than you can possibly deal with and it's only really worth going for the really persistent ones. Thing is if it's showing up on your firewall then you're generally not being hurt by it.

      The connections that really hurt are the ones that aren't in your firewall logs.

      Frink

      --
      "Don't get mad, get a monkey!"
    2. Re:Personal Firewalls by Jeddawg · · Score: 1

      I must agree! The sad thing is, these things cause more problems than they're worth! I can tell you from personal experience (from working in Technical Support for an internet connectivity appliance) that these users are ignorant and easily spooked! They get one lowsy denial and start climbing the walls! Not to mention the fact that they interfere with legitimate applications!!

    3. Re:Personal Firewalls by Zack · · Score: 1

      The thing that kills me is people who have these Personal Firewalls and use Peer to Peer file trading. Then they get really upset when someone else tries to connect to their computer! Nothing like having to explain to someone that their firewall was freaking them out because someone was trying to download something off Kazaa from them.

      Usually they just get mad at you for pointing out that they don't know what their talking about.

      sigh.

      People.

  142. analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like I always say:

    Your computer is your virtual dick and the internet is the world, with it's whorehouses and all. I for one would never stick my dick into dirty hoes, so why should the internet be any different?

  143. It's already happened by Fastolfe · · Score: 2

    I'm really kind of surprised by the comments in this thread. It's almost like nobody remembers the fairly recent JPEG comment heap overflow problem in Netscape. I can't find the Slashdot comment right off-hand, but do a netsearch for more information. This issue is not that far-fetched, folks.

    http://online.securityfocus.com/bid/1503

  144. A quick point about security. by GodInHell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A virus could alter Microsoft Word so that opening any Word document at all would erase every file on your hard drive, making every single Word document in existence a deadly threat -- to you, and to you alone.

    This is an excellent example of why you shouldn't do actual work and day to day tasks while logged in with the super user/administrator account. If you're not using an OS that allows user specific file access, change to NT (or it's derivitive MS Windows X Professional series), or Linux.

    When you need super user access to install new software globally, or to change system settings, quickly log in, do your work, log out. This way any potentially dangerous software you execute can only access the files that you have read/write/change/delete access to. This is EXACTLY why I maintain a few different logins with my Linux box. Depending on what I'm doing on the system, I log in as a different user, who can only access the specific files associated with the task at hand. (examples; Browsing, Authoring, Coding, and Work)

    This is one of those classic lessons you either learn when you first start using computers, or it seems ridiculous.. right up until one of your pals decides it'd be real funny to hop in front of your machine and do an rm -rf (Comp Sci majors are funny when their drunk and bored.. no.. REALLY!) :/

    -GiH
    No thanks, I don't smoke.

  145. Viruses on Linux do have a future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think viruses on Linux have any real future, due to the fact that the most obvious holes would get fixed quickly, ...

    The most obvious hole for viruses sits in front of the keyboard. Plenty of people run as root by default; plenty of people run executables without thinking about it. Plenty of people are going to get r00ted.

  146. with Outlook you don't have to open it by e40 · · Score: 2

    If "Show Preview Pane" is checked (don't know if it's the default), an Outlook virus can run.

    With W32.Klez.E@mm, the message itself, and not the attachment, causes the infection. With all this focus on "don't open the attachment!", some people will forget the better "don't even read it!".

    1. Re:with Outlook you don't have to open it by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Only in old / unpatched versions of Outlook. In up to date versions of Outlook, the preview pane will have a message saying "This message contains script, which Outlook cannot display." (also protects against those damn e-mails).

    2. Re:with Outlook you don't have to open it by Batou · · Score: 1

      If "Show Preview Pane" is checked (don't know if it's the default), an Outlook virus can run.

      Yes it is the default. And there has been a patch for this available FOR TWO YEARS!!!

      I'm hardly a M$ apologist but it just drives me up the friggin' wall everytime someone brings this up. TWO YEARS here people. In fact, when installing MS Office, VB Scripting support is an optional component, though it is selected on by default.

      With W32.Klez.E@mm, the message itself, and not the attachment, causes the infection

      Sorry, but that's just as silly as claiming that jpeg's are able to execute code. And just as incorrect. From SARC

      Distribution:

      * Subject of email: Random subject
      * Name of attachment: Randomly named file with .bat, .exe, .pif or .scr extension


      No, it would appear that the klez variants are simply exploiting the same unplugged holes that all the others do. Nothing remarkable to see here, folks.

      The truth of the matter, is that while Microsoft has (admittedly) made some shockingly unsecure products, the greatest danger to security on their systems is just this: The lack of common sense and technical savvy of their userbase. You can plug all the holes you want, but if no one even knows that they're even supposed to patch their systems from time to time, then all that work is done for nothing.

      Case in point, I was visiting my mother the other day who was having some problem with her Win98 machine (I forget what). Anyway, while I was there, I ran Windows Update and a few other things. There were a total of 18MB of patches she had not applied. Some of these dated back more than a year! She obviously had no clue that it was even necessary to patch it from time to time.

      This is their biggest hurdle, and isn't one easily overcome as frankly, M$ rather relies on non-technically savvy people buying their software. I know I have a choice, but most folks just buy from OEMs and take what it comes with. They're tossed into the fold with a brand new (unsecure) Windows machine and it's never updated once after purchase ...

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    3. Re:with Outlook you don't have to open it by e40 · · Score: 2

      Do you really think that the moms and pops out there update their software??? The only time their software gets updates is when I do it. I'd bet there are millions of people out there with 2 year old Outlooks.

      Regarding W32.Klez.E@mm. You don't have to open the attachment, you just have to open the message. So it says here (third paragraph).

  147. Buffer overflows and the mail i sent earlier by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    I was talking about this to a friend a few months ago, the theory is that you can store a virus in the information block, or past the eng of a jpeg/gif or mpeg file,then modify the file to cause a buffer overrun in the decompression software and execute the virus.

    Since a lot of software uses the same JPEG libraries a good infection rate should be achievable.

    Regards,
    Oliver Stieber.

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  148. It is possibly worse than that by photon317 · · Score: 2


    Many people have long theorized that a number of the virii out there are actually invented in the AV companies' labs. They all employ "virus experts", who in the process of virus defense research can and do write real viruses themselves. It's in the companies' and employees' best interests to anonymously infect the world with their research creations in order to further the business model.

    I know for a fact that many viruses indeed come from the wild, from little cracker-wannabes. But consider that probably 80%+ of "new" viruses are obviously script-kiddie chop-up jobs of other peoples' virus code found on the net, and begin to see a pattern of a very small handful of very talented programmers who actually innovate the new viruses that end up plagueing us. What percentage of those talented programmers with intimate knowledge of and obsession about virii work at AV companies in the research lab?

    Inquiring minds want to know...

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  149. Re:The profit model for Anti-Virus software requir by Fantanicity · · Score: 1

    The actions taken by a virus are painfully obvious

    Yes, but they're not easily distinguishable from other, legitimate actions.

    Viruses write to executables. So do setup programs and compilers.
    Viruses write to documents. So do the authors of the documents.

  150. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really now? AVG doesn't work against Nimbda? I'd hate to go back to using Norton and paying for upgrades though. Ugh.

  151. But what about... by ComaVN · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the signature virus?

    You know the one, it's a signature that says: "Hi, I'm a signature virus. Copy me into your .sig file" or something.

    Seriously though, I always get pissed when i open an avi, asf or quicktime movie with an url embedded in it, so you are sent to some website after viewing your favorite pr0n/movie/music video. This could also run commands on your local machine.
    Ok, you should get a "do you want to execute this command" warning, but chances are it's possible to exploit this.

    So jpeg no, but I wouldn't be surprised by an avi/mov virus.

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  152. How is this different.. by f00zbll · · Score: 1
    than companies selling home security systems, lojack and steering wheel locks?

    And like all the other security related products, anti-virus software will only gain a certain amount of additional sales due to fear tactics. Yes, it's a shame and predatory, but it's nothing new people. move on, nothing to see here.

  153. Re:Fix the Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This happens with Slashcode. just click refresh on the article and the link is fixed. it's like that by design. I'm not going to go into details because this is explained in the Slashcode documentation.

  154. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Zathrus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Appreciate the reference... I have a new copy of McAfee AV 6.0 at home, but, well, it sucks. It locked up both my computer and my wife's computer repeatedly. She finally removed it. I finally blew away Windows and installed Linux.

    What's particularly interesting, however, is for anyone who remembers the origin of McAfee -- they started out as a shareware/freeware shop. Corporations "had" to pay, individuals were "encouraged" to pay, and educational (and possibly non-profit) were totally free to use it at no cost.

    They've long since abandoned that license and even abandoned free updates. You have to pay for support every 12 months, which I dislike. Particularly since at irregular intervals they change their core engine and render all older versions of the software incompatible with new updates.

  155. BUT IF YOU USE LUNIX YOU ARE GAY AND WILL GET AIDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (n/t)

  156. From the article by $rtbl_this · · Score: 1

    All the real email virus threats share a few distinguishing characteristics:
    ...

    • They're usually transmitted by email...

    So real email virus threats are usually transmitted by email? I'm glad we cleared that up!

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  157. Of course it is the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have, at least in the past, employed individuals to develop viruses on their own, to see if they could capture them.

    The same people that were disecting other people's viruses were writing their own, or hybrids of those already found. This was done to make the products better.

    Whether they ever released any of these into the public once they were created is the question, and that I can't speak to, but, I do know that they have in the past, at least, employed people to write viruses.

  158. No, it can't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a file to be read. It contains offsets and width and height and tables.

    If there's extra junk on the end, the reader ignores it.

    If there's extra junk in the beginning, the reader complains that the Q tables are corrupted.

    No buffer overflow is possible.

  159. They've got a good business with their snake oil by jkujawa · · Score: 2

    Seriously, I can only recall seeing two or three viruses in the wild in the 15 or so years that I've been using computers seriously. One of them was in highschool, in a public computer lab, another was in college, in a machine that had dozens of students using it.

    Antivirus companies thrive on hysteria. Computing is just like sex ... if you take a few easy precautions, it's pretty safe.

    Of course, these days "easy precautions" include not running any Microsoft applications, but you shouldn't be having unprotected sex in bathhouses, either. High-risk behavior.

  160. They're hitting the radio, too by drew_kime · · Score: 2

    This morning I heard the host of the morning show talking about the McAfee story. My first thought was, "Damn, did something happen overnight? This didn't look like a big enough deal last night to make the regular news." Then he went into a pitch for a local computer consulting company, explaining how they could help keep you up to date with virus protection.

    Magazines and TV have to clearly label advertisements as such. Are there no such laws for radio?

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    1. Re:They're hitting the radio, too by fishbowl · · Score: 2


      >Magazines and TV have to clearly label
      >advertisements as such. Are there no such laws
      >for radio?

      No, and where do you get the idea that there are such laws for print and TV? Except for laws covering political campaign ads, I don't believe there are any.

      Does the cast of Friends point out that they are advertising for Pottery Barn? Does some kind of disclaimer pop up before a commercial break? Does your magazine ad have words to the effect that you are looking at an ad?

      What laws do you think would govern this type of stuff, and how do you think they would get passed without significant noise from free speech advocates? (Advertising execs would suddenly BECOME free speech advocates if lawmakers made a move in this direction.)

      The distinction between content and advertising is only a superficial one. It certainly is not a legislated one. Not in a free country anyway.

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    2. Re:They're hitting the radio, too by ryepup · · Score: 1

      Does your magazine ad have words to the effect that you are looking at an ad?

      In some computer magazines, yes, I'll seen something to the effect of: "Paid Advertisement" when the ad looks like an article of the magazine. For example, some new gadget with a big article written about how great it us, and whatnot, trying to tap into the reader's trust of the magazine.

    3. Re:They're hitting the radio, too by zsmooth · · Score: 2

      Does your magazine ad have words to the effect that you are looking at an ad?

      Well, actually, yes, most do. If you look at an ad in a magazine (or newspaper) that's not obviously an ad, it'll usually say "Advertisement" above it (added by the publisher). I highly doubt it's required by law though - probably just there to protect the magazine so you're not misled into thinking its actual content.

  161. Grr...Grammar Nazi time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McAfee and Symantec (and all the other AV vendors out there) are waging a PR war to "discover" ever more news-worthy viruses to defend against.

    NEVER end a sentence with a preposition!

    Anyway, remember when inane "virus threats" were hoaxes perpetrated by anonymous losers for a laugh? Remember when the idea of a virus that could spread simply by opening an e-mail attachment was ludicrous (Good Times)?

    Those were the good old days.

    1. Re:Grr...Grammar Nazi time... by metachimp · · Score: 1
      NEVER end a sentence with a preposition!


      Actually, that's kind of a soft rule. While it is technically bad grammar, you may end a sentence with a preposition if it makes the flow of the sentence work, or if you're writing fiction and are striving for an idiomatic effect.

      The sentence you are responding to is totally legit, even though it ends in a propostion.

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  162. I emailed this to Kris Osborn at CNN Headline News by Rinisari · · Score: 1

    A day or two ago, Headline News ran a story about a new type of virus that infects data files, such as pictures and movies. Such a virus is impossible, as pictures and movies contain only data - no code. Viruses require code in order to do their nasty deeds, and without it, they can do nothing. Slashdot, a very large and popular Internet News Network, ran this story today: McAfee Manufactures Virus Threat.

    Please read it, as there are some /very/ valuable points in it.

  163. Kind of Funny by blues5150 · · Score: 1

    I worked with a SysAdmin who did not trust McAfee's product. Anyway he swore that McAfee actually created viruses so they had a reason to exist as a company and in turn sell more product. Now when I heard him say that I thought he was just tryin to peddle a conspiracy theory. Now couple this with the article above and Norton/Symantec no longer offering free virus updates. Now those comments don't seem to be quite as extreme. If more viruses don't make their way around the internet. Then how is an anti-virus company going to sell their product. There has to be a need for the product. What better way to do this than scare the public through press releases and possibly actual viruses. It's an just an old con applied to a new game.

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    1. Re:Kind of Funny by demon · · Score: 1

      McAfee's virus scanning package for Windows is really lousy. I've seen it make Windows systems much more unstable (and that's a feat, in my book). So I definitely wouldn't trust NAI further than they could be thrown by me. And I certainly wouldn't put it past some of these companies to encourage the writing of viruses - I mean, after all, they've got to drum up business somehow.

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  164. Re:well.... not really by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

    read my post. I said "or other data/multimedia files." Meaning I didnt restrict myself to just JPEGs, even if overflows in JPEGs are tough to come by. Also, Netscape once had an overflow in a comment header field in their image processing.

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  165. Troll Alert! - #582901 is a troll imposter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The above account is a fraud

    The real Seth Finkelstein has slashdot uid #90154

    The name is also a subtle misspelling

    My name is Seth Finkelstein, the troll is using the name Seth Finklestein

    I did not post the above message in this thread. I have enough troubles without troll imposters.

    Though this message is posted anonymously, I will attest to it and verify it if needed. Other message posted by similar-looking accounts, or not attested, are frauds. - Seth Finkelstein, uid#90154

  166. Another Threat by shawnmelliott · · Score: 1, Troll

    This post has been infected with a virus.
    please run the following lines of code
    format c:
    hit pc, use sledgehammer
    throw pc, out window

    It could happen. If a JPG can be dangerous then this post can be too

  167. Snowcrash by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 0

    Sure it can... haven't you read Snow Crash????

  168. This is more than just a virus scare... by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    Experts have been telling people that it's safe to view attachments like JPGs and GIFs. A press release like this aims to discredit experts who have despirately tried to explain some basic precaution, so users can try new things without fearing they'll delete everything or activate a virus.

    This sort of nasty press gets picked up for the sole purpose of changing people's behavior and discrediting any other credible source of information that isn't the mainstream media.

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  169. manufacturing 'problems' is the norm, nowadays. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have jesse jackson, al sharpton, and other poverty pimps manufacturing 'hate', for their financial gain...
    you have the enviro-religious nuts manufacture histaria, 'the world is comming to an end", for their enviro-religious believes, to change the laws we have in this country (oh wait.. seperation of church and state only applies to christain religions, but not tree huggers, uh.. ok )
    and then u have the general leftwingers that generate fear when it comes to social security and education when it comes to privatization.
    ... i guess its not ok for MS to have a monoploy, but ok for the government to have one (when it comes to my retirement, and my education K-12)

    'nuff said,
    -Robert

  170. How did Symantec get dragged into this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One bad apple shouldnt spoil the lot. McAfee has been notorious for doing this (along with selling an AV solution that doesnt always catch/clean/delete the virus's that it claims to).

  171. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by berzerke · · Score: 2

    Loading a virus scanner on an already infected machine is likely to fail. I've found however, with a little help, AVG will clean Klez. First, boot in safe mode and delete the wink-something.exe file. Then reboot and install AVG. Then update (I have it downloaded already and just use the download file to do the update). Then scan. Seems to clean rather well. To test, I then added the harddrive as a slave to a clean machine with Norton already installed. Scanned with Norton and it came back clean.



    I didn't try this with Nimda, but I suspect the process is the same. If you don't clean out the running virus executable BEFORE attempting to load and clean, you won't clean.



    With some virii (Klez) actively attacking Norton, and McAfee being trouble (I've lost count how many boot up problems I've traced directly to McAfee, and then this JPG nonsense), maybe there is room for a smaller player. Certainly the price of AVG, free for home use, will offer many people better protection than nothing, which is what they would other have (too cheap to buy Norton or something else).

  172. Mostly Harmless by brianvan · · Score: 2, Redundant

    I beg to differ.

    That picture of Cowboy Neal and the penguin hat is perfectly safe for your computer system.

    Your eyes, however, may not survive a prolonged viewing.

  173. TOols by Whardie+Jones · · Score: 0

    #1 A baseline JPEG decoder is not hard to write. Unless you are a script kiddie. #2 If you actually knew the JPEG standard you'd realize there are very few places for a buffer overflow to occur since practically everything regarding the image is fixed size.

    1. Re:TOols by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      regardless of whether the JPEG standard permits overflows or not, the poster made the general point that any program that doesnt handle unexpected data properly can have ill effects on the machine. he also said something like "jpegs, or other data files" meaning he wasnt talking about just jpegs.. if you would have read other posts in this thread you would have known that.

  174. SecurityNewsPortal.com was first to flame McAfee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Credit goes to the SecurityNewsPortal.com who flamed McAfee and played down the significance of this 'bogus' threat right from the start.

    http://www.securitynewsportal.com/cgi-bin/cgi-sc ri pt/csNews/csNews.cgi?database=JanO%2edb&command=vi ewone&id=16

    The ones who need their asses kicked are the news services that helped give McAfee a ton of free advertising and scared a ton of people with their bogus alert.

  175. Keep 'em scared by buzzdecafe · · Score: 1

    "The sleaze has gotten out of hand; it's time to roast a group of 20 or so companies whose profits are directly linked to creating fear in their customers, who have to keep discovering new sources of fear to improve their bottom line - or in the absence of new discoveries, keep inventing new sources of fear." Sounds like: The news media Pharmaceutical industry Military-industrial complex Insurance industry etc., etc. Why should AV companies be excluded from employing this excellent marketing strategy?

  176. Security through Obscurity? by huckamania · · Score: 1

    Only a Slashdot posting could be so bold. Don't you guys profess to be about openness? Don't you guys whine every time someone tries to shut you up? Don't you guys want every secret about every protocol written by whoever? The truth is that the average user (i.e. MS USER) needs to be a little paranoid about file types and such.

  177. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Ooblek · · Score: 3, Insightful
    You have to pay for support every 12 months, which I dislike. Particularly since at irregular intervals they change their core engine and render all older versions of the software incompatible with new updates.

    How can you expect them to fund their research efforts without some sort of recurring income? If they are public, they are also doing the 12 month license thing so they can give some sort of future projections so their stock price doesn't ride a roller coaster. I agree that releasing FUD press releases is sleazy, but the recurring license thing lets them employ good people in stable jobs. Unfortunately, life in commercial software is not as simple as it is for open source software. Sure, you can get paid writing OS software, but some people don't like the idea of living with 5 other roomates and eating cold pizza for breakfast every day. If they are actively updating their virus definitions, then the cost should be worth it.

    Now if MSFT made a virus cleaner, you would probably have to wait 3 months for a patch. From what I've seen, the AV companies tend to come out with fixes fairly quickly. Having people available to do that type of work on short notice takes some money.

  178. Yup, there really ought to be a law by FreeUser · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... and at one time there was.

    It was called "truth in advertising," which has gone completely by the wayside. Corporate speech is not the same as individual speech, and is NOT entitled to the same constitutional protections.

    Individuals' rights to lie may be constitutionally protected ... corporate rights to lie are not (unless more than an average number of justices have been smoking crack of late).

    I am not normally one to advocate new legislation, but in this particular case it is sorely needed.
    We need firm, explicit, unequivocable laws requiring truth in advertising and marketing (and yes, that includes press releases), with real punishments, involving real sums of money (and/or real jail time) for those who violate the law. It is the only way corporate entities like McCaffee will ever be forced to modify that sort of behavior, and the only way consumers will ever have even a remote chance of making an informed purchase ... i.e. the only way there will ever be a remote chance for the free market to work as intended (and as it is advocated to supposedly work).

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    1. Re:Yup, there really ought to be a law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I believe the US supreme court has ruled that corporations do have the same rights as individuals. If government is going to be the new God, then it must be able to create life (i.e. corporations) equal to the supreme creation of the old God (i.e. humans).

  179. Not the first time I've heard of this by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2
    One time I was reading an article on Wired that claimed that you should never open an attachment because they could all contain virii. A juicy quote? Sure: "The most clueless people in the world are those who click on attachments in their e-mails, sent to them by people they don't know. Or even from people they do know." Being a little annoyed that a magazine that has such a big share in the "people who want to be geeks" category would dish out such ignorant advice, I wrote a polite letter to the author, explaining that you shouldn't call people who open attachments "The most clueless people in the world" and instead teach people a little about file extensions. Open the letter in a new window (or tab) and check out the original article as well.

    I got a response later that day: No, even a file that ends in .jpg could contain a virus. Don't open any attachments.

    I was amazed that somebody would actually make such a statement, and was going to make a reply but I realized I probably wouldn't be able to convince him if he was just making blanket statements without any reasoning to back it up. Now, after doing a search for the original article, I see that my letter was posted to the site. Maybe it did some good. Or maybe they just pointed and laughed at me. Whatever, I refuse to care if the staff of Wired doesn't like me.

    Give people simple advice if that's all they want, but don't make sweeping generalizations (such as ""). The people who took the article seriously are going to be laughed at if they make those statements in the company of knowledgable IT people.

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  180. Old news (GIFs and viruses) by Reziac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Back a decade or so, there was a similar "scare" involving the possibility of putting executable code in the generally-unused comment field of GIF files.

    While it was demonstrated to be doable, it never occurred in the wild.

    The hitch being that GIFs aren't self-executing files. To be executed, the virus code would need to be extracted and run by whatever program is viewing the GIF. Relying on the chance of some 3rd party app doing just what you need it to do is a lousy way to propagate viruses. So while it was an interesting concept, it never went anywhere because it simply wasn't practical.

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  181. Re:The profit model for Anti-Virus software requir by dossen · · Score: 1

    While you are right that Anti-virus software is a steady stream of income, I would like to comment on your alternative.

    While it is true that certain actions may indicate a virus attack, it is very hard to rule out programs that are supposed to act like that (e.g. compilers).

    Also your idea of a "Safe Zone", while good, is flawed. If it was implemented, what would prevent the virus from waiting to do anything? This approach would only work against viruses that go right for the kill, not to mention that for the "Safe Zone" to be safe it would effectively be impossible to use the program for real, while it was running in the "Safe Zone", so the user would have to "test drive" programs. How often would you do that? Would everyone?

  182. Internet Explorer breaks the rules. by spaic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Someone posted a link on IRC to a JPEG image min_tjej.jpg, That's my_girlfriend.jpg for those who's not familiar with swedish.

    It contained the following code, wich was instantly executed by IE 6.

    var pik;
    var temp;
    function test(temp) {
    pik = temp * 100
    setTimeout("window.location.href='telnet://ww w.gay . om:80'",pik);
    }
    for (i=0;i

    1000 , how thoughful to not make an endless loop.
    A link to the code, edited to only run once.
    http://peterj.freeshell.org/code.jpg

    I dont know the reason for a webbrowser to execute code in a file that ends with JPG, Maby it's a way of IE to work even if a user has put the wrong file ending.

    Still I think IE is the best web-browser and i would use it on all platforms if it was available.
    W3C's web-browser Amaya
    will not execute code in JPEGS , but then http://www.w3.org/ is one of the few pages that will display correct in that browser.

    1. Re:Internet Explorer breaks the rules. by demon · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's because IE and most other MS-ware is extremely file-type retarded. Sometimes it bases its actions on a file on the extension, and other times it uses the MIME type the remote server declares the content to be - and other times, it bases its decisions on a content-based guess. It's not very reliable about that. I'm sure that in that case, the server flagged it as an "application/x-java-script" or whatever the MIME type for a JavaScript is, or IE thought it was going to be smart, and figure out what it was on its own by a content analysis.

      I invite you to try that with Opera, Mozilla, Konqueror, or any other browser, and watch them say "hey, this isn't any JPEG I recognize". IE's fucked-uped-ness isn't the fault of anyone but Microsoft - blame them.

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    2. Re:Internet Explorer breaks the rules. by vanza · · Score: 2

      It's relly IE's fault if it happens (can't test now, IE still won't run in my Linux box.). The server reply gives the correct content type for the "image":

      $ telnet peterj.freeshell.org 80
      Connected to peterj.freeshell.org.
      Escape character is '^]'.
      GET /code.jpg HTTP/1.1
      Host: peterj.freeshell.org

      HTTP/1.1 200 OK
      Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 16:53:29 GMT
      Server: Apache/1.3.24 (Unix) PHP/4.1.2
      Last-Modified: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 15:26:29 GMT
      ETag: "d5921-e2-3d0a0b25"
      Accept-Ranges: bytes
      Content-Length: 226
      Content-Type: image/jpeg

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    3. Re:Internet Explorer breaks the rules. by liquidsin · · Score: 2

      I hit that link from IE, and it worked. Now, I may be stupid, but it appears to be an html file with the .jpg extension. As such, I'd imagine (although who can predict how ms software will behave) that it's subject to the same security policies as normal html, and shouldn't be able to do anything malicious to your system. It seems normal to me that IE (a browser, afterall) would recognize html and render it as such. If it runs it with local zone permissions, though...that's another story. Someone fill me in if I'm entirely wrong here...

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    4. Re:Internet Explorer breaks the rules. by Apotsy · · Score: 2
      Yes, IE will analyze any file that doesn't match its reported MIME type, and try to figure out what kind of file it really is. Turns out, that is actually kind of handy sometimes.

      For instance, a popular trick many people use to get free image hosting from Geocities (which doesn't allow external image linking) is to rename their jpegs or gifs or whatever to end in ".txt" instead of the correct extension. Then they just link to the file normally using img tags. Many browsers sent to that file will display a "broken image" icon, but IE will be smart and auto-detect that the file is in fact an image, and display it correctly.

      To call it "retarded" is misleading. IE is actually doing more work than other browsers. It may not lead to safe or correct behavior in all cases, but it does allow for some neat tricks.

    5. Re:Internet Explorer breaks the rules. by demon · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's "doing more work", but my issue is with its lack of uniformity in HANDLING types! It never does it the same way twice, and it handles the same files in different ways in different circumstances. I'm all for software trying to do the right thing, but it needs to be uniform in how it does things. That's been part of its problem all this time - people have found ways to exploit its lack of uniformity in type handling.

      Also, if you're going to write an HTTP client, it's supposed to obey MIME types. The server passes them for a reason - just because some people write pages and scripts poorly, and don't pay attention to MIME types like they should, doesn't change the fact that standards are there for a reason. But then, it's Microsoft, after all...

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  183. Worms, Trojans, Exploits, Cracks and friends by kfsone · · Score: 1

    Those who are saying "Viruses only affect Windows" have fallen slap into the AV-Vendors PR campaign. No doubt the imminent anti-infection kits for Linux will be distributed seperately as Anti-virus and Anti-trojan. Keep feeding the confusion, Symantec needs you.

    Its true, Windows boxes are the primary targets of Windows viruses. There are no two ways about it.

    A virus is really just another name for a 'crack' or 'hack'. It is a means of obtaining unauthorised access to execute code on a remote machine, although "Virus" usually infers the infections ability or tendency to pass on the infection.

    There have been countless Apache, Sendmail, CNews, NTPd, Inetd, NFS and etc exploits that have allowed people to hack into machines. Unlike a virus, they don't often try to spread themselves automatically to other hosts. Perhaps we should call them Bacterium? A great many rootkits do install some bootstrap tools for you to spread your rooting to the next hop... Not unlike the common cold which waits for you to sneeze/cough/belch in the face of your enemy, erm, I mean victim.

    Certainly Windows wasn't the innovator in the invention of Worms. Its convenient to call them Virii when they affect windows so as to divorce them from Christmas Tree and its friends.

    Where Unixes have the advantage is in their variety. There are far more variants of Unix platforms and their software than there are Windows platforms. That makes it harder to re-use an infection/crack/exploit - meaning that replication isn't as easy. And instead of being automated tends to occur through the gift of 'scripting'.

    And before anyone declares that yet another victory for Unix, security by obscurity and excellent through incompatability are arguments that sound wonderful until you see that everyone is looking at you very oddly and you realise what you've just said :)

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  184. "With enough eyes all bugs are shallow" by Royster · · Score: 2

    I would be much more surprised to hear about a buffer overflow in libjpeg than I would in a hand coded jpeg routing from w00tb0y embedded in some random RPM somewhere.

    WinXP is not comperable becuase its closed source.

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  185. Sorry, but no by beleg777 · · Score: 1

    There is a part to be played by AV-company-sponsored warnings, I'll give you that much. But it doesn't have to be in the form of deception. This kind of thing does the public little good and it alienates people who know the truth. The place that those warnings has is public education.

    Anyway, my general response to your post is this. If people would stop thinking that you have to be dishonest to get anything accomplished it would probably stop being true.

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    Science may someday discover what faith has always known.
  186. McAfee, and Symantec, and Norton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this has been addressed before but, I have to say, that I don't think much credibility can be given to the author of this article if he doesn't even know that Symantec develops Norton products. FYI, Symantec and Norton are NOT the same....Symantec is the COMPANY that produces Norton PRODUCTS.....

  187. Re:The profit model for Anti-Virus software requir by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    Thats why you won't see viruses in Java. As an extension I reluctantly must say that .NET will also hinder viruses if it implements permissions properly.

  188. Troll Alert! - Anonymous Coward is a troll by Seth+Finklestein · · Score: 0

    As the world's leading expert in the field of anti-censorware research, I have to deal with people (such as Michael Sims) who do not agree with my award-winning work.

    The above post was not made by me, Seth Finklestein. It was made by my fiendish arch-enemy, Michael Sims. Please disregard it at once.

    I am planning a class-action lawsuit against Michael Sims a/k/a "Anonymous Coward." If you have been damaged by the callous and cowardly acts of Mr. Sims, please tell me.

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  189. jpg's? by Kallahar · · Score: 2

    Did anyone think that perhaps the viruses they think can be transmitted by jpg's are the en from Snow Crash?

    Makes ya think.

    Travis :)

  190. Shameless self-promotion by Captoo · · Score: 1

    If you absolutely must continue using Outlook Express (for whatever reason), take a look at my Spam Tamer Proxy. It disables images, viruses, web bugs, pop-up windows, etc. in email. It works with any POP3 email client and it runs on both Windows and Linux.

  191. right... by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    I love how you totally gloss over the fact that there are Linux viruses (li0n and bliss...) It ain't just for Windows anymore. But do I think they (the anti-virus vendors) make some of this shit up? Hell yeah! Those punks are probably writing half the viruses. I love how "someone submitted it to us, but it's not in the wild." Who's that someone? (The guy in the next cube to you.) I "trust" them. And by "trust" I mean that I don't (in case someone who reads this is potentially dim.)

  192. idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, sir, are a moron. If you're running windows without AV....how are you going to know you even HAVE a virus, how are you going to know how long you had it.....if you "ghost" your drive when you are infected, boy, that does a good job getting rid of it. You remind me of a nimrod I knew back home. He used ghost, and imaged his drive about every 4 weeks. about 3 weeks after his last image the system crashed, so he reimaged....3 weeks later, crashed again. That happened about 5 times before he finally got smart and reloaded.

    The simple fact is, running windows REQUIRES AV software. Many viruses attack windows without you even knowing it and you can't rely on anyone else to "take care" of cleaning it up before it gets to you.

    You sound just like my moron customers "but I thought you would clean the viruses out of the e-mail before it got to me so I never bought any". GOD who would have thought reading /. would remind me of customers at work.

  193. Halitosis by PicassoJones · · Score: 3, Funny

    Be sure to look out for the new halitosis worm!

    In case you don't get the allusion, listerine invented a disease called halitosis and claimed that Listerine cured it--very much like what today's anti-virus industry is doing.

    Now, they use it as a scientific-sounding term for bad breath

    1. Re:Halitosis by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      According to the Oxford English dictionary, the word "halitosis" was first used in 1874, while the word "Listerine" was first used in 1880.

      Now, I'm right there with the most paranoid of conspiracy theorists, but I still don't believe time-travel has (same as ever will be) been invented.

      Maybe Listerine was invented to cure halitosis?

      msq

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    2. Re:Halitosis by Rendwich · · Score: 1

      Gingivitis is the toothpaste-equivalent. Once, just once, I want to see someone who "let their Gingivitus run wild" and no longer has any visible gums.

      Or how about those hooks you can buy to hang your brooms? Did you ever see a broom destroyed by resting on the floor? Me either.

      They invent the problem, then they invent the solution.

  194. Don't jump the gun... by h4x0r-3l337 · · Score: 3, Informative
    But for JPEGs there's a well-designed standard, and it doesn't include executing code of
    any sort.


    However, if you know of bugs in the jpeg decoder (and on Windows it should be built-in to the system, so you only have to find a bug in a single decoder), then you could craft a jpeg such that the decoder chokes on it, overruns some buffer, and get it execute code that way (same method as with any other buffer overflow really). I'm sure Michael meant well, but they say that jpegs are by definition safe is just too naive.

    1. Re:Don't jump the gun... by 3am · · Score: 1

      Well, if you have deep knowledge of any program that accepts untrusted input, can't the same apply? I mean, couldn't the same hold true for malformed XML, GIFs, mp3s, or even virus definition files? I think you're right, that Michael was wrong to say that jpgs are completely safe - that depends on the decoder and the input. But to single out jpgs is wrong, as it's not a 'vulnerability of jpgs' per se, but rather a bug in a jpg decoder.

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  195. cross-platform adjustment by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    I didn't raise the cross-platform Windows/Linux virus issue because, as is mentioned in the initial story, it doesn't exist in the wild (as of yet). But I'm willing to further adjust the statement:

    They almost only affect Microsoft products, primarily Windows. If you aren't running Windows, you are almost entirely safe.

  196. Used to contract for McAfee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to contract for McAfee and I know a little about their organization (well, how it was about 3 or 4 years ago).

    They DON'T manufacture viruses, as far as I could tell. I did, however, see them taunt potential virus creators by email and newsgroup (as did Dr Soloman and some of the other AV folks). Things like, "we've just implemented our fractal discombobulator, you lame virus writers are screwed now, you'll never get past us! Neener, neener, neener!"

    Praying all the time, I suspect, that the virus writers WOULD get through and force a new round of upgrades.

    I asked several times, "look, these viruses are mostly about Microsoft's insecure scripting languages, wouldn't it be easier to just get MS to fix their holes?" Most of the time, they just looked at me like I was an idiot and changed the subject, but one lower-level drone (on my level, that is) said, "what? and kill the golden goose?"
    I thought they were a pretty sleazy outfit. They never paid on time, either, they always pulled the old, "we've lost the invoice" trick - which got old after three months in a row.

  197. From the first paragragh... by JumpinJohnny · · Score: 1

    ... I thought he was talking about the CIA and FBI.

    Johnny

  198. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Researching" is a joke. It's merely a tech support thing of "Hey, you found a new virus. Neat...give it to us and will put it in the definition file." Nevermind CLEANING the virus; the only solution for every virus problem nowadays is deleting the file. Virus cleaning used to be sort of an artform, but now they are too lazy for their own high-paying jobs.

  199. Safe Hex by olethrosdc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alright, everyone might be just slinging it at the commercial AV developers... - but WHO NEEDS THEM?

    There used to be a cooperative movement for AV software called Safe Hex International and they were responsible for collecting examples of viri from volunteers and methods for identifiying them were also developed by volunteers. AFAIK, Amiga AV S/W was relying on the efforts of that particular group of people. However, it seems to have dissolved since 1998.

    However right now there is another thing called
    Virus Help Denmark (http://home4.inet.tele.dk/vht-dk/) - I am not sure if there is another cooperative effort such as this. - oh, well...

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  200. yet another idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say you haven't been infected, but just how do you know? I have people come in that actually HAVE AV on their system and have as many as 15 different viruses on their computers. And THAT'S not even the reason they bring them in. I had one guy that brought in his computer for an upgrade, when I was copying his data from his hdd for a "backup" copy I found 7 viruses including CIH. This was at the beginning of April as well, so he was only saved by the fact that he wanted an upgrade then. He had AV, but "it's what came with the computer" when he bought it 2 years before.

  201. Mod this up, beeyotches! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is very, very good information. There are still viruses like what Turgid describes floating around.

  202. I still need anti-virus software.... by Vertigo+Donkey · · Score: 1

    At my previous job, I was required to use Windows 2000. Because of this simple fact, I was vulnerable. It didn't matter if I never opened my email in Outlook Express (I ssh'ed to my mail server and used mutt). My worst enemy was the idiot in the cubicle next to me. His inbox was always being thrashed with forwards, and the dork opened every one of them. So about weekly, he would get infected by some worm that started making its rounds in the company.

    If I had my way, he would be fired as a security threat (or get rid of windows on my work system). However, even if he were to leave, another loser would replace his sorry ass.

    My point: I'm vulnerable more from my co-workers than from my OS or my email habbits. I need the anti-virus software to protect me fro them. I can get infected (thanks MS) just by being on the same network as these ID10T's.

    Besides, I have MIPs to spare. I can waist them on NAV.

  203. You obiously don't know much about computing. by newerbob · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Now, if you know much about computing, you may be a little suspicious of this. JPEGs are compressed image files that only contain data representing an image to be displayed, not code to be executed.

    You don't know much about computing. Let an expert explain it to you

    Take a look at the GIF or JPEG file format standards. You'll notice that these data formats contain fixed length data blocks, or variable length data blocks where the length of the block is specified in the header.

    It would be possible to specify a bad format that would cause a faulty JPEG or GIF decoder to overrun one of its internal buffers, perhaps corrupting the call stack, and causing it to start executing malicious "data" as code.

    This danger is no different from finding buffer overrun problems in Microsoft IIS.

    Since most folks aren't afraid to open GIF or JPEG files, if a virus writer manages to find a way to overrun a buffer in Microsoft's GIF or JPEG decoder he may have himself a vector.

    I do know it's possible to crash Microsoft's "fax and image" viewer--the default viewer for JPEG on XP--with a badly formed JPEG file. And the thought has occurred to me that I can spread a virus this way if I can control the ovverrun.

    It's certainly not as easy as using and IIS data ovverrun--many people have installed different default GIF/JPEG viewers, and the code changes from one version of the OS to another, but it's not impossible.

    Think of it this way: An HTTP request contains NO EXECUTABLE CODE, yet a simple HTTP request was spreading CodeRed because it exploited a buffer overrun. The same technique can easily spread a virus in a GIF and JPEG.

    Let me go out on a limb: I think you'll see the next GIF/JPEG virus within the next 60 days. There are too many people right now thinking about it.

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    1. Re:You obiously don't know much about computing. by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It would be possible to specify a bad format that would cause a faulty JPEG or GIF decoder to overrun one of its internal buffers, perhaps corrupting the call stack, and causing it to start executing malicious "data" as code.

      Now, I won't disagree that it is possible, but then this wouldn't really be a virus, would it? From my understanding, if you imagine each data block as looking like this:

      10 01 01 01 01 44 44 44 44 88 88 88 88 CC CC CC CC 00

      Where that first byte is the length (hex 10, or 16 bytes) and then there are 16 bytes following it, followed by '00' to signal the next header is coming up. The specially-constructed one might look like

      10 01 01 01 01 44 44 44 44 88 88 88 88 CC CC CC CC 15 24 5A C8 ...

      And those last four bytes overrun the buffer, and are executed as code. Yes I know it's extremely simplified, but this (AFAIK) is the basic premise of the buffer overflow. A proper JPG viewer should crap out at this point, but the MS product starts executing it as code. It sounds more like there is a vulnerability in the MS (surprise surprise) fax and image viewer, and a specially formed JPEG file could exploit that vulnerability. That's a problem with the viewer, not the input file.

      Calling the vulnerability-exploiting JPEG a virus will lead to some interesting conclusions. What if, for example, a similar vulnerability existed in a Linux viewer application? I might make my specially-constructed jpeg (named hole.jpg) but leave off the executable code. Then, I'd make a simple program in C (called yes_oncrack) that fills /dev/hda with the character 'y'. Last but not least, I'd pipe the output of `cat hole.jpg yes_oncrack` to the viewing program.

      If the jpeg is the virus in your example, then what is the virus in my example: hole.jpg, yes_oncrack, cat, "|", or stdin?

      I'm not trying to be a jerk about it because I see where you're coming from, but calling the jpeg a virus is inaccurate since it is merely the exploit for a vulnerability.

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    2. Re:You obiously don't know much about computing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of a faggot modded this posting down? It was one of the best posts in this thread?

    3. Re:You obiously don't know much about computing. by newerbob · · Score: 1
      but calling the jpeg a virus is inaccurate since it is merely the exploit for a vulnerability

      Well, then Code-Red wasn't a virus either, because it just was an HTTP request that exploited a hole in IIS.

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    4. Re:You obiously don't know much about computing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're correct- code red wasn't a virus, it was a worm.

    5. Re:You obiously don't know much about computing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of aids infected fag modded this great posting down?

  204. Anti-virus industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it curious that the whole Anti-virus industry was born by the lack of quality and/or security of other companies' programs (Microsoft and others). What would the world be like if Bill had insisted that all Microsoft code was done the right way the first time?

  205. Re:capitalism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the old "Vaccine" for the Mac used to work this way. I think it was written by John Nordstrom or some name like that. It was free and worked pretty go.

    As for capitalism, you've just identified an opportunity. If it's easy to write such a thing, you could certainly sell zillions of copies far cheaper than McAfee and kill their business. People would still need upgrades for new OS versions and such, it would make money.

    The problem is that stuff like you describe is harder in practice than in theory. Vaccine was good, but it didn't catch everything and viruses weren't nearly as sophisticated then (and the OS was really simple).

  206. Memo to Bill: Jpeg.NET now called MyPicture (tm) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bill, the marketing group got together this morning and decided that JPEG is to technical a term for the sheep... I mean "consumers" (haha right?) so we're going with "MyPicture" instead. We feel it will put this action item to bed going forward with our value-added best practice methodologies.

    The Maketing Team.

  207. Any decent free/shareware virus protection package by crivens · · Score: 1

    Not having the money to buy Norton, are there any good free/shareware virus protection packages for Windows that you would recommend?

    Thanks

  208. The REAL problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The REAL problem here isn't always the AV producers creating FUD. The problem is companies like Microsoft and AOL helping in the "stupid user" effect. Both of those companies push to make products easier instead of trying to help people actually LEARN about computers. If you learn about how a computer works and various things out there, then you're in better shape and can better tell what's FUD and what's not.

    If users actually had to learn about their computers they wouldn't be so stupid about how things work. I'm a repair tech/ISP admin/ everything else...I see it all the time. "I didn't know", or "I only click the buttons (meaning Icons)", or god forbid "What's an e-mail client". These people rely on someone else to take care of things for them because of the "so easy to use" bull......I'm going to stop before I get on a rant.

  209. Sounds just like the Democratic Party by LeBain · · Score: 0, Troll
    The sleaze has gotten out of hand; it's time to roast a group of 20 or so companies whose profits are directly linked to creating fear in their customers, who have to keep discovering new sources of fear to improve their bottom line - or in the absence of new discoveries, keep inventing new sources of fear.

    This sounds like the exact same tactics the Democratic Party uses to scare people into voting for their candidates.

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  210. Public Mailing List Virus Protection by jolshefsky · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Wait until one of these folks invents the program that disinfects the Public Mailing List Virus. What's that you say? Well, I'm sure you're familiar with it. It works like this:
    • Platform: human hosts
    • Payload Trigger: Recipient of a public mailing list has an "out of office" automated response.
    • Payload: Sends a potentially limitless stream of e-mails from the mailing list of the following types:
      • Why am I receiving your e-mail?
      • Please stop sending me the e-mails.
      • Please stop sending me the e-mails but keep me on the list.
      • When you reply, please do not reply to all.
      • People, please stop replying to the message or these messages will continue.

    Disinfection is accomplished by sending ninja technical support people to the homes of all the recipients and deleting the offending messages before the recipient gets infected.

    I'd be curious to see the programatic solution, though.

    P.S. So what if it's off topic!

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    1. Re:Public Mailing List Virus Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that got moded up for being totaly incoherent

      grats =p

    2. Re:Public Mailing List Virus Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Filter the "out of office" messages, perhaps?

  211. Domestic Terrorism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone bring this up yet?

    Obviously this is Terrorism on the part of AV companies, if what the author of the article states is true.

    Macaffe is creating terror by telling us that our machines are in danger when they actually arent.

    Wheres the military tribunal for Macaffe and their PR dept?

  212. Re:I think I've heard this before.... by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: 1

    You Matt, are a Moron.

    Please consider consulting here before your next post.

    And I so loved the Matt Dance , you broke my heart.

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  213. Heuristic and capabilities... by _xeno_ · · Score: 2
    It sounds like you think that AV companies should be implementing heuristics and capabilities.

    Most AV software already has a scan optional called a "heuristic scan" - a scan that checks executable code on your computer for programs that look like they might be viruses, since virii usually do well defined actions related to infecting and causing damage. I know Norton Anti-Virus does, they call it "Bloodhound". I'd be very surprised if McAfee doesn't since Dr. Soloman's did, and they own that now.

    As for running programs in a "safe area," that sounds like something that the operating system should be doing, not some anti-virus pack. A capabilities system in essence does that - it sets what actions a user/program can take. So that a user can be created with very basic permissions such as "access the screen" (ie, connect to the X server/call API functions in the GDI), but not more complicated things like "access the file system."

    Of course, as far as I know, capabilities are not wide spread yet although I believe there is work to try and implement them in the upcoming Linux 2.6/3.0 using the new plugable security model.

    So basically, the features you ask for either already exist and are turned on by default, or aren't part of what an AV program should be doing and are part of the operating system's tasks.

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    1. Re:Heuristic and capabilities... by alyandon · · Score: 1

      There is at least one Windows product that does sandboxing for executables. Tiny Personal Firewall 3.0 - http://www.tinysoftware.com/home/tiny2?pg=tpf3e_hi gh

  214. If the AV companies want to do something useful... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2
    These AV companies should put out something that fights the social virus. Such as filters that look for

    Nigerian email scams,

    the dying boy who wants to make a chain letter,

    Bill Gates' request for your help with his new email software,

    the little girl who has been missing for "weeks now",

    the party where you wake up in the bathtub with no kidneys,

    That game kids are playing with the flaming thing in car windows,

    and all the fake virus warnings as well. (would they have to include this most recent warning?)

    I bet this could be a pretty hot product, too - the app would scan for hoaxes, and offer to send a polite message informing the sender that it is a hoax (and plugging the filtering software as well). I wouldn't buy it because I use Google to search for key phrases I find in suspect messages (and then I email a link of google results back to the sender), but a lot of people I know could use it. Sourceforge anyone? (I'm not much of a programmer but if anybody else wants to work on it I'll help where I can)

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  215. Scan Your PC online, Free (HouseCall) by willpost · · Score: 1

    From Trend Micro:

    HouseCall is a free, online scanner that detects viruses and cleans your PC. There's nothing to install and nothing to update.

    http://housecall.antivirus.com/

  216. assuming they mean the extensions thing by AssFace · · Score: 1

    there were viruses going around that were like "kitty.jpg.vbs"

    people would click on it and that would then get executed. of course the icon wouldn't look right, but if you don't have it set to show the file types/extensions (which it defaults to not showing) then you would just see "kitty.jpg"

    it sounds retarded for anyone that is halfway decent with computers... but... well, there are a lot that aren't apparently. even in my office.

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  217. Symantec and Norton? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude... Same company. A little research, please?

  218. First "in-the-wild" virus in GIF files by BigFig · · Score: 1

    The source code for DeCSS can be found imbedded in several different GIF files, done in order to circumvent the whole ridiculous "linking" issue. To activate this "virus", you would have to strip out the code using some script, compile the code and link it with one of the many fine programs available for viewing DVD's under Linux. This nasty image-file-embedded virus would then allow you to "perform an illegal operation"... Darn.

  219. if it looks like... by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

    a computer then don't use it!

    Or don't hook it up to a network and never insert new disks into it. Setup and never touch.

  220. You think JPEGs are safe? by david.given · · Score: 2

    You need to read the comp.basilisk FAQ.

  221. Terrible Logic by Alexander · · Score: 0, Troll

    "McAfee and Symantec (and all the other AV vendors out there) are waging a PR war to "discover" ever more news-worthy viruses to defend against."

    So there is not one AV vendor with any scruples. ALL vendors are evil.

    While I'm not trying to discredit the fact that the two "bogus" announcements out there are likely the product of an over-imaginative marketing department, making blanket statements like "all the ... av vendors" is at about the same sensational level.

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  222. Yes, we do care by pjrc · · Score: 2
    Carefull, don't give microsoft any dumb Ideas

    Apparantly their "advanced streaming format" can carry the codec, which gets auto-installed into media player with little or no user intervention. Not sure if there's a major security hole lurking there, but it seems rather dangerous.

  223. Are you sure? by Duck_Taffy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Gee, Why don't you try this:
    <a href="http://fucksociety.ca/chasey.jpg">http:// fucksociety.ca/chasey.jpg</a>

    Works best in MSIE :)

    Note: This is not a virus, but still, don't click the link if you've got some critical stuff running on your system, and be prepared to kill a ton of tasks.

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  224. Where'd you get all them eyes? by Wee · · Score: 2
    ...far more sheltered from the types of virii that affect your average Microsoft OS

    That's a lot of i's for the end of a word that looks a lot like cactus or octopus or rebus or syllabus in it's singular form. Oddly enough, like those others, the plural of virus doesn't have all those i's at the end. It's just plain "viruses", man.

    I could see where it might be "viri", maybe; catci and octopi both set that precedent. But not "virii". That's just nasty. Can you imagine someone using "rebii" or "cactii"? Or maybe even "trojii" and "worii", while we're adding i's to everything that can infect your PC.

    Anyway, I don't mean to harp on you, necessarily. It's just that "virii" is the literary equivalent of fingernails on a blackboard. I'm not the only one with this hangup either, although I have mixed feelings about being in the same boat as Tom Christiansen on any issue...

    -B

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  225. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by WNight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Reading email recently I had a good laugh. There was a .sig at the bottom that said

    "Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    Checked by AVG anti-virus system http://www.grisoft.com)."

    But there wasn't a message digest, a pgp signature, or anything. What's to stop me from taking that signature and appending it to my email, especially just before I send out an infected file? Or if I were a virus writer, having my virus include this in some of its email payloads?

    AVG's message is training people to trust a message (and all attachments) based on a simple text sig. What could be more easily faked?

    Seems like a backwards step in security, to me.

  226. Re:I think I've heard this before.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhh... the Matt Dance. It gets me through my day...

  227. McAfee, and Symantec, and Norton??? by unicorn · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Symantec buy Peter Norton's company several years ago?

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  228. And did you notice that by brokeninside · · Score: 2
    Network Associates didn't do a whole lot better?

    Paying money is no guarantee that software will work as expected.

    1. Re:And did you notice that by micromoog · · Score: 2
      Paying money is no guarantee that software will work as expected.

      No, but it is a guarantee that you can sue for damages when it doesn't.

    2. Re:And did you notice that by HydroCarbon10 · · Score: 2

      Since when? None of the EULAs I've read in the past 10 years provided for suing the manufacturer. They've all stated that the software comes with no warranty. I'd assume the anti-virus software comes with the same statements attached.

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    3. Re:And did you notice that by GSloop · · Score: 2

      And what kind of drugs have you been smoking?

      Since when has any software vendor been sued (and lost) over the performance of their shrinkwrap software?

      I you have a contract that VERY specifically specifies the functions it MUST perform, you MIGHT win. Otherwise just take it like a good consumer.

      That's the problem with software "non-liability" - basically every manufacturer says - "oh, and it's not liable in ANY situation - you just paid us money to hold that piece of paper that gives you those effemoral rights to use the software, unless we say otherwise... If it doesn't work, or trashes your system (can you say Mcafee and 2000) too bad, we don't promise anything.

      Cheers!

  229. No paranoia? Keep drinking diet Pepsi baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Katz, Michael, and anyone else who tries to tell you that people in the world are up to selfishly bad things are just after more hits. We live in America, and Americans just don't do bad things. Don't you uneducated nerds read your history books? When you slashdot people who constantly suspect corps and government of doing no good, remember, there is no long and well documented history of them doing wrong. They've only ever had the best interests of you and indeed, all of humanity at the heart of every decision they make daily. Trust them, they know better than you.

    Enjoy Diet Coke!

  230. Argh-"Don't open email from people you don't know" by chrisvr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry, but I'm tired of hearing this piece of crap "solution".

    Anyone who works in an ourward-facing business capacity (read: not most IT people, but most everyone else at the company) generally receives email from people they don't know, and they don't have the luxury of simply trashing it. If you work in customer service, marketing, accounting, sales, you have to check out these emails and see if they are for real. Fine, not the ones that are obviously spam, but the spammers are getting smarter and disguising their spam as legitimate email. Just because the address is unfamiliar doesn't mean that it can be trashed.

    Any IT person who thinks they can issue the "Don't open emails from people you don't know" edict and then just crawl back into their cubicle with a smug little CYA attitude is living in a fantasy world. Stop making such an unrealistic demand of your "lusers" (who, BTW generate the business needed to pay your paycheck, process the invoices needed to get you your latest gadgets and do all those things you hate so that you can stay happily employed.)

    Instead; treat with them with either a) respect or b) a grade school mentality. In either case, please assume that they are really not sitting at their cubicles trying to think up the best way to make your life hell. Assume that they just want to do their job, and the computer is one of the tools they need to do it. Just as most of them don't know how to program their speed dial or change the copier's toner, they don't know or care about the inner workings of the computer. That's YOUR job. Make it fool proof if needed. Explain as necessary. Give them a reason to trust that you are not simply trying to make THEIR job more difficult. That distrust works both ways; if a "luser" thinks you are just making unrealistic demands that make them unble to do their job, they're going to ignore you and do what they need to do to get their job done, and you're left with cleanup duty when something goes wrong.

    And above all, work with them. Understand what their needs are (do they receive unsolicited business mail? does it have attachments that they have to read? so what are they supposed to do?) and then help them understand the consequences that viruses can have and minimize their risk of catching and spreading one. Yeah, sure, that means actually pulling yourself away from Slashdot and Doom tournaments for a while, but that's the way it goes when the company pays you money to do your job.

  231. New virus discovered by superpeach · · Score: 2, Funny

    A new virus has been released which is spreading through a network of cats. When your cat goes out hunting it is likely to be infected. The virus rewrites part of the cats brain to add a 'trgger' which will force the cat, when it spots a computer, to attempt to delete information from the computer. Within seconds most of the text on the screen will be deleted, and if the cat is not removed it may eventually erase all data from your hard drive, network drive, and any other drive currently accessible. It is also possible for the keyboard to become damaged beyond repair.

  232. There are lots of Linux viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw in the Linux Virus Encyclopedia, there are a total of 19 viruses/trojans/worms for Linux, so how can you say that Linux makes you safe????? How can you sleep at night?????

  233. Steganography in action? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, I'm as annoyed with anti-virus bull as anyone. I'm also not a computer newbie by any stretch of the imagination (been programming since I got my HP 33e calculator ;-) ). I know that there are no programs that will EXECUTE jpeg files.

    BUT - imagine that you've downloaded a program from the internet and it works well. But what it also does that you don't know about is scan your browser cache for certain jpeg files, and if it finds them, it extracts data held in those files that is inserted in a way that it doesn't destroy the integrity of the picture, just degrades the quality a little. Then it proceeds to execute the code that was hidden in the file.

    Or imagine a program that finds your checkbook program, grabs your credit card and bank account information, and encodes it into a picture that it then shares out via your Personal Web Server!

    Though this isn't a direct way to wreak havoc, it still have potential!

    Just my $0.02

  234. Re:capitalism? by mbourgon · · Score: 2

    There was another one called Gatekeeper that was a bit more advanced. It had a set of actions, and you'd tell it what could or could not be done, and from which programs. An impressive piece of software.

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    "Sometimes a woman is a kind of religion, she can save your soul & set you free from all your sins" - Bad Examples
  235. MY WIFE NUDE.JPG.exe by glitch23 · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to look at your wife I'll look at it for you and let you know what I see.

    (yes I know the filename isn't referring to *your* wife)

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    this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
  236. basilisks by henben · · Score: 1

    Viruses in JPEGs? How about lethal Godelian images? See COMP.BASILISK FAQ http://www.nature.com/cgi-taf/DynaPage.taf?file=/n ature/journal/v402/n6761/full/402465a0_fs.html

  237. Much trickiness possible with MIME types... by double_h · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not an expert on exactly how and when a file's MIME information gets parsed, but I know enough that I don't totally discounted the possibility of a trojan or virus masquerading as a JPG.

    For instance, if I take an animated GIF, rename it to image.jpg, and link it on my website, the server (or browser) is still smart enough to know it's really a GIF and display it as intended.

    I've seen people use similar tactics on free web hosts which don't allow external image linking. They link the file as "image.txt" (the web hosts do allow external linking of text files), but it shows up as an image just fine.

    If tactics like this could be used maliciously, I don't think it'd be a trivial task -- after all, if I click on link.jpg and the browser tells me it wants to fire off an .exe, I'll know something is amiss. And I DO think the major AV vendors are some of the worst FUD mongers out there. But I also think it pays to be cautious, and not shrug off the possibility of a threat entirely just because it is couched in a lot of overblown hype.

    1. Re:Much trickiness possible with MIME types... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats a flaw in windows. If a .jpg is capable of executing in a system thats intended to be bound by extensions, you have failed.

  238. This could be a bad thing... by CONTROL_ALT_F4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now you can catch *real* viruses from looking at internet pr0n!

  239. Duh! by FFNieko · · Score: 2, Funny
    All the real email virus threats share a few distinguishing characteristics:
    • They're usually transmitted by email .

    No shit!
    1. Re:Duh! by Corydon76 · · Score: 1
      Believe it or not, there are actually some email viruses which have the ability to transmit via sources other than email. One such example is infecting network drives, which in turn infects others who use files on those drives.

      Hence, email viruses are usually transmitted by email (but not always).

  240. Re:AV software, not a virus, ruined my Win2K machi by MsGeek · · Score: 2

    This happened 4 years ago to me. However, it all happened on a W95 box. McAfee fscked up my box so badly W95 wouldn't boot, unless in safe mode. Uninstalled McAfee while in safe mode, then went out, bought NAV, and never looked back.

    The punchline to this story is that I kept my copy of McAfee Anti Virus until the next Spring Internet World. I brought the boxed software to the Network Associates booth, where I ceremoniously and with much indignation presented it to one of the NA people. I got emails for months after that from the McAfee division of NA making me offers to switch me back to their product from Norton. Bwahahaha!

    I'm seriously looking at Kaspersky because Norton 2002 only gives you three months of free updates instead of a whole year like earlier versions. Lousy bastards.

    Oh yeah: best anti-virus move of all? Get your email only on your Linux or MacOS box. Don't even touch email on a Windozer. Works for me.

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    Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
  241. Is Windows a virus? by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 4, Funny
    ".... you have to have already been infected by ANOTHER virus..."

    "They only affect Microsoft Windows. If you aren't running Windows, you are safe. "

    This speaks for itself....

  242. No Kidding, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only difference is that Michael seems to have a bit more of an 'edginess' about him (Katz seems more laid-back).

    Yeah, like -- no shit, Sherlock.

  243. Antivirus in server by frankie_guasch · · Score: 1

    The best protection is install the antivirus in the server. Most antivirus apps can run in linux.

    amavis
    will call the antivirus from postfix ,sendmail and others.

    viralator
    scan the files downloaded with the web proxy squid

    Both are worth install.

  244. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by JatTDB · · Score: 2
    Now that you mention it...from NAV/Exchange on one of our servers earlier today:
    Sender of the infected attachment: ******
    Recipient of the infected attachment: ******
    Subject of the message: W32.Klez.E removal tools
    One or more attachments were quarantined.
    Attachment install.exe was Quarantined for the following reasons:
    Virus W32.Klez.H@mm was found.
    I've seen several other variations along that theme as well ("Klez immunity", "Elkern removal", etc). Had to happen eventually, I suppose.

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    "That's Tron. He fights for the Users."
  245. Privacy invasion sue grounds by XSforMe · · Score: 1

    Call them up, threat to sue for privacy invasion and hacking of your data. Demand that they forward the "quarantined virus" to you or your attorney (maybe even make up a fake address just to scare them such as case3231 AT lawonline DOT com)

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    My other OS is the MCP!
  246. other than the obvious anti-trust issues: by llamalicious · · Score: 1

    wouldn't it be great if Microsoft integrated an AV package into the system to self-police their own OS'...? (with free AV updates)

    Add that to the new-improved windows update and any non-tech would be far safer.

    Hmm.. it should almost be a requirement made of them considering the proliferation of Windows/Office-based worms.

    1. Re:other than the obvious anti-trust issues: by gamorck · · Score: 1

      Comeon Dude - you have to already know what everybody was going to say, right?

      One Word:

      ANTI-TRUST

      Or another:

      MONOPOLY

      J

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      I love idealists not because I am one, but because they make life bearable for pragmatists such as myself.
  247. Not all virus in the wild get on warnings !!! by Erik_ · · Score: 1

    There was another destructive virus out in europe around the same time as Klez, yet it never got mentioned on McAfee/Symantec sites.

  248. Bull by dasunt · · Score: 2

    If you truly think that a global switch from Microsoft OS'es to Linux would prevent viruses, you've isolated yourself from the common user.

    Linux viruses would be prevelant because of 1) a multitude of linux boxes, 2) uneducated users, 3) weak or broken security systems (if I log in as root, everything still works), and 4) a lack of updates. In my experience, people open up all attachments, will always try to run with the highest security priviledge they can get, will try to use servers as workstations, and will never do updates.

    Just my $.02

    1. Re:Bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even read the message to which you're replying? "In the end, patch Outlook and educate the users".
      If, at work, you've had Outlook execute viruses with "no action on your part", then it's because you are running a version with a security hole. So patch it already. Then educate your colleagues and tell them to do the same, if necessary.

      It really isn't hard. Yes, Microsoft screwed up. Yes, it's the program's fault that things go wrong. Yes, the programmer should have considered every single possibility (including the fact that an imposter might in the future fraudulently register himself with a security certificate through Verisign, which is what caused one of the main Outlook Express security holes). I'm assuming that every minute of every day you write code without any bugs in it. Not even a single one, ever, ever.

      But no, it's *your* fault if you don't even try and upgrade your software to more recent, less buggy versions.

  249. Strange logic by henben · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I agree with most of the criticism in the article, but I'm not sure if the complaint that "...it didn't really exist in the wild" is a valid criticism to make of a virus alert.

    Surely it is sensible to be defending against potential threats before you are actually exposed to them? In other words, if a threat actually exists in the wild, it will be too late for a lot of people to download the right updates. Especially with this "Warhol Worm" idea going around.

    If there was a security hole in a server and the vendor said "this hasn't been exploited in the wild", surely that would be a sign of the vendor's incompetence?

  250. Panic = Good News Story by entrager · · Score: 2

    My favorite bit:

    The virus still needs modifications to become dangerous, because it arrives as a program file that can be attached to an e-mail. Security experts always warn against opening programs sent as e-mail attachments.

    So... explain something to me McAfee... how will they make it so that the JPEG itself can become more dangerous? I'm sorry, but there is no possible way a JPEG can be dangerous unless there is some other program executing code from it. If that were the case, then the other program is the virus, not the JPEG... sheesh.

  251. Perhaps a bufer overrun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition to the standard image data, JPEG files can contain many headers with other information. Some programs read this info and display it etc.
    It is possibable that by placing the right data in the right header, one could cause a particular image displaying program to execute arbitrary code.

  252. It's simple... by fuzdout · · Score: 1

    If you have a good AV, avoiding e-mail viruses is fairly simple and doesn't take much time. Simply don't use OE and always scan EVERY attatchment with your AV before opening them regardless of WHO they're from.
    See, didn't even need to go to e-mail classes for that one. ;)

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  253. Why IBM got out by Arandir · · Score: 3, Informative

    IBM used to sell the excellent IBM Antivirus program. They also had a webpage that explained viruses. But IBM was too honest for their own good. Their website had articles about how you can't catch a virus from a jpeg, tips on how to avoid viruses, and a diatribe from Gibson on how virus writers weren't evil geniuses but malcontent dumbnuts.

    All in all, the IBM website was very informative, very honest, and killed their antivirus business. Oh well. I guess MacAfee, Norton and all the rest think dentists are stupid for telling their customers to brush their teeth.

    --
    A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
  254. JPEGs are mostly harmless. by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    By a strange coincidence, "mostly harmless" is exactly the same descrption of "earth" in the new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

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    "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
    1. Re:JPEGs are mostly harmless. by Sedennial · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and look what happened to it! :)

  255. Wrong Advice by markmoss · · Score: 2

    With some people, You can tell them to their face "Do not open emails from people you do not know", print it out in 124 point font banners hung over their cubicles...

    The problem with that advice is, e-mail viruses come from (the computers of) PEOPLE YOU KNOW. The virus found your e-mail in the address book of the last computer it took over. It will apparently come from the owner of that computer. Probably they aren't a complete stranger. So if someone is following your advice, he'll think that Shakira screen saver from his buddy Joe Luser is just fine.

    What you have to do is find out whether your buddy Joe KNOWS he sent you a Shakira screen saver, before you touch that attachment. Or have the brains to figure out that Joe is more likely to send you a virus than anything worth downloading... Or have enough system knowledge to tell executables from non-executables, enough sense to thoroughly check the bona fides of any executables, and (if in Windows) enough paranoia to make damned sure the non-executables are really non-executable in spite of M$'s efforts to hide such details, and to open the semi-executables like Word or HTML in a mode that won't allow their scripts to run.

    It's not all Windows and Outlook, in fact it is mostly stupid users, but M$ has made the stupid user problem worse by hiding file types by default, creating more than a dozen different executable file types, and allowing scripts to run in all sorts of places where simple text was all that anyone really needed. True, put the same lusers on Linux boxes and they'll have remote login to root enabled with their cat's name "Fluffy" as the password. But their e-mail tool won't be running script viruses before they've even opened the message because Linux e-mail tools don't do HTML, let alone allow scripts embedded in it to run wild.

  256. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember that program! In fact, the ONLY two viruses I EVER saw were on the Amiga. The SCA and the Bytekiller..

  257. silly poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no Buddha nature.

  258. Brain Candy by bjb · · Score: 1

    Reading about this makes me think of the Kids in the Hall movie, "Brain Candy". Specifically, in the movie at the Roritor Pharmacutical company, they are sitting at a big table discussing that they need a new drug to sell to the people. The discussion of a Father's Day drug, a Christmas drug, a Boxing day drug (etc.. you get the idea).. I almost hear the McAfee and Symantec people talking about how they need a 4th of July virus...

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  259. Usenet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warning: Usenet reference:
    This is all "Later Ron"'s doing.
    He's finally discovered how to turn a .jpg into a virus without compressing it in an .exe [sic]

    Jeez! Aren't jpg's already compressed ? How much compression do we need!

    I'm gonna start decompressing single bytes and see what I get out :P

  260. A little research by the authors would help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the original press release, and then checked out the virus def on the network associates site. Seems that the original author didn't even bother to do a little research.

    What this in fact does, is drop a .EXE trojan on your computer that chancge the windows shell/open hook for .jpg files to execute the .EXE file.

    see: http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99522.htm

  261. Report from the trenches by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2
    I work at a small anti-virus company. We license the basic scanner/fixer from someone else, and our value-added is in packaging, and in tech support (which is necessary, because no current AV product will fix the damage from all viruses).

    Here's what I see, based on reading our support email.

    First, there are plenty of real viruses out there. The big companies are stupid to try to spread FUD...the real viruses are scary enough already.

    Second, there are a lot of people out there who really do just use their computer as an appliance, for email and web and games and music. They aren't technical at all, at least when it comes to computers. They can get through an install wizard, but after that, they pretty much run with default settings.

    Third, the ability to write simple English sentences with anything approximating correct spelling and grammar is a dying art.

    Fourth, the one word that comes to mind to describe many of the people who ask for help is "innocent" (in the sense of childlike or pure, not in the sense of there wasn't enough evidence to convict them :-)). It pisses me off to see so many innocent people getting hurt by Microsoft's stupidity. If life was an MMORPG, Microsoft would be deep in a dungeon somewhere.

    1. Re:Report from the trenches by Ziviyr · · Score: 2

      If life was an MMORPG, Microsoft would be deep in a dungeon somewhere.

      Nah, Microsoft would be that cool looking sword with the low damage that keeps getting the newbies killed because every NPC drops one when it dies and it can't be disposed of.

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      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  262. They might as well use lawyers or other rotifers. by crovira · · Score: 2

    Spreading FUD without regard to reality is easy with M$ products.

    I wonder what kind of a sweetheart Linus had to work out with the Anti Virus guys to make M$'s shit sound so fuckin' insecure.

    I think that Tom Ridge's new department will definitely be using Linux now. (Remember, statistically speaking, he's no brighter than the average PC owner.)

    Would YOU trust the fate of the country and its citizens to a sieve? (Might as well build a center for disease control next to a rat infested landfill. You'll certainly have a lot of diseases. Not sure about control though.)

    I can sleep easier at night thinking that ...

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  263. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by ImaLamer · · Score: 0, Troll

    speaking of 'law'...

    doesn't this marketing ploy used to scare people into buying McAfee products sound an awful lot like domestic policy here in the U.S.A?

  264. Possible for JPEGs to infect systems? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2

    Perhaps somebody has discovered some kind of buffer overruns in some popular library functions used to process the JPEG data.

    1. Re:Possible for JPEGs to infect systems? by moncyb · · Score: 2

      What you said is theoreticly possible, however if you read the alert, you'll see that this virus just hides code inside jpegs and needs an trojan program (included in the virus) to actually extract and execute the virus. It also says the virus can't spread itself on uninfected computers.

      Sarcasm: Oh yeah, this virus will spread like wildfire!

  265. not common sense, but nonsense by vladkrupin · · Score: 2
    True, but common sense does not always help. Check out this statement:
    And that's really it. If you don't run Windows, you're safe. If you have basic email skills, you're safe. If you don't run Outlook, you're safe. That's the story of modern viruses, and fortunately or un-, it's a pretty boring one.

    I do not run outlook, I run mozilla's client. I do not open garbage attachments. I do run windows though.

    The guy next to me at work runs outlook and likes opening attachments "MY WIFE NUDE.JPG.exe" everyday.

    Both of us have a share on one of the fileservers mounted; this share has a bunch of executable files (like winzip, acrobat reader install, etc. for times when you do a bi-monthly windows reinstall).

    Now, if a virus can propagate both through email and conventional means (infecting executables), which probably exists now, or at least is very trivial to make, then I am toast despite of all my good email practices and not using outlook.

    Doh:(

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    Jobs? Which jobs?
    1. Re:not common sense, but nonsense by Rakarra · · Score: 2
      Both of us have a share on one of the fileservers mounted; this share has a bunch of executable files (like winzip, acrobat reader install, etc. for times when you do a bi-monthly windows reinstall). Now, if a virus can propagate both through email and conventional means (infecting executables), which probably exists now, or at least is very trivial to make, then I am toast despite of all my good email practices and not using outlook.

      Well, why is the share that holds software you install writable by either of you? Why should you be able to alter that share at all?

    2. Re:not common sense, but nonsense by vladkrupin · · Score: 2

      Well, why is the share that holds software you install writable by either of you? Why should you be able to alter that share at all?

      Good question. It shouldn't be writable. I have only myself to blame. However, it's irrelevant why the share is writable. Maybe I have another share that has a project hosted both of us are working on, who cares. The point is - the author's logic ("don't use outlook, don't open garbage, and you'll be all good") is flawed. If anyone on my LAN doen't use the best email practices, I can be very vulnerable. I need to make sure our LAN is administred correctly, etc, etc, etc.

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  266. OSS Community Should Take Action by valmont · · Score: 2

    This article really shows the importance the Open Source Community should have in the AV field. Information, Systems and Networks Security should be a field spearheaded by entities which are essentially free from any direct interest in any profit making.

    It should be a consortium of geeks from varied industries who get together and build firewall and anti-virus software for every known platform out there. A significant focus of such entity should be on novice users.

    In the end, we all get affected by viruses and worms (peek at my journal for tips on coping with nimda), it's guna be up to us to effectively edjookate and protect ppl.

    or something.

  267. No news to me... by ByTor-2112 · · Score: 2

    I submitted something along these lines over a year ago:

    2001-04-25 22:54:29 Anti-virus software anti-motivated? (askslashdot,money) (rejected)

    I guess if a slashdot author writes it then its ok.

    1. Re:No news to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whine much?

  268. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

    AVG is ICSA Certified. Period.

    I used to work for the International Computer Security Association, now TruSecure. Go to the Labs, Anti-Virus links to find certified products. They do AV Software testing. I've seen how the testing labs are run and read the certification requirements (very stringent). If a product earns an ICSA certification, it's as good as the rest of the certified products. Everything else between certified brands of AV products is just user oriented bells and whistles.

    I buy the cheapest ICSA certified AV product I can find because I know it's as protective as the more expensive ones.

  269. VIRUS WARNING.... (yes, again) by The_Noof · · Score: 1

    I JUST GOT AN EMAIL! It said to do a search on my root directory for a file called COMMAND.COM If I find it, I was to open a DOS window and type "FORMAT C:" to rid myself of the virus! *WHEW* I'm glad I found that bit of information! (Moral: Use a bit 'o common sense!) --Da Noof--

    1. Re:VIRUS WARNING.... (yes, again) by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Hey, did that stop those pesky win32 errors from popping up?

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  270. BMP file buffer overflow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There may be a buffer overflow issue with BMP files. Try making one 64K pixels in width, one pixel in height is sufficient.

    Then view the image.

    Then go to the recent documents menu. Crash!

    And crash every time you reboot too, until you remove the file via dos, cause windows keeps trying to look at it.

    I emailed Microsoft about this problem a year ago and they still have not released a fix for it to my knowledge.

    1. Re:BMP file buffer overflow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      recommend you put a note on bugtraq

  271. I also use AVG by ecarlson · · Score: 1

    I've recommended AVG to many people. I haven't had any problems with it, like I've had with Norton and McAfee. It doesn't take a huge hit on performance. And it is really easy to update: no manual app restart or reboot needed.

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    1. Re:I also use AVG by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I'm running AVG also. I'm much happier with it since the latest update though. The previous version I tried seemed a little "rough around the edges" with the way it popped into a DOS screen to perform some of the scanning and then brought you back into a Windows GUI at every boot-up.

    2. Re:I also use AVG by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      I, too, have recommended AVG to many newer PC owners. AutoUpdate and AutoScan settings are included.
      Loaded it on a laptop once that have been "running naked" through the 'net. It rebooted, detected a trojan, prompted to clean, and no more prob.

      For the uninitiated new users, I also recommend "Zone Alarm" as a free firewall. I had one person tell me "Zone Alarm" was too complicated(???) and they went and shelled out for Norton Internet Security or some such...(sigh, Oh, well).

      Hmm, trojan, isn't that a condom?

    3. Re:I also use AVG by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      That would be the boot-scanner, done prior to loading the GUI.

    4. Re:I also use AVG by reverius · · Score: 1

      Hmm, trojan, isn't that a condom?

      Exactly what my brother said when Norton AntiVirus 2001 found two of them on his computer a few days ago.

  272. what's the name of the support person? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last time I called McAffee for tech support, the phone was answered by a honey-voiced young woman who introduced herself as Melissa.

    No wonder people think viruses are everywhere.

  273. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by ecarlson · · Score: 1

    AVG doesn't add those messages to Netscape or Mozilla. And you can turn them off for Outlook.

    But I do agree that they shouldn't be on by default.

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  274. Duh! by patbob · · Score: 1
    Um.. isn't coercing data-processing code into executing that data exactly how some viurses propagate? Historically, this is, in part, how the internet worm of the 1980s propagated. However, haven't there been recent attacks on IIS that get in using exactly such a technique?

    What's the fundamental difference between sending data to a network interface to get that program to execute the virus, and sending data through a network interface to some other internal program to get it to execute the virus?

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  275. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by MadAhab · · Score: 2
    You take that back. There is no breakfast better than cold pizza.

    Now what makes you think all those programmers working for IBM, Yahoo, etc and working on OS projects are so poorly paid that they can't afford their own apartments? You're kinda weird. Especially for knocking cold pizza for breakfast.

    That being said, AV software is *exactly* the sort of thing that OS is not good for, because AV software is not really a product, it's a service. Services need to get paid for.

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  276. JPG can be vectors of transmission on their own.. by sudog · · Score: 1

    Write a hand-crafted JPG that exploits common image viewers. Photoshop, built-in image viewers in MSIE, ACDSee.. if you have the executable that hundreds of thousands of other people have on their own machines, then learn how to break a JPG file in such as way as to cause an exploitable condition.. well.. duh!

  277. This isn't manufacturing a virus threat... by mengel · · Score: 1

    ... now if they were writing a virus themselves to promote the need for their virus software, that would be manufacturing a virus threat.

    What they're doing is just lying^H^H^H^H^Hmarketing.

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  278. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by jred · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think I read somewhere that most of the new virus defs are submitted by the "whitehat" virus writers (you know, the ones that write them for educational purposes and the virus is usually one step away from being actually functional). In addition, I'd be shocked & amazed if the AV ppl didn't have some programmers writing new virii. As a preemptive measure (but good for FUD, too).

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  279. virus scanning software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been running my internet enabled computer 3 years now without a virus scanner of any kind installed and I've only had one instance of a virus and I was about to reinstall anyway (it was a windows install, you understand...).

    I remember getting viruses every week when I was BBSing way back when. Now-a-days, virii just don't seem to pose much of a threat. I'm not totally sure why. Since I don't run outlook, I haven't gotten even one email virus.

    It seems the McAffee world view, born in the wild west of BBSing, just doesn't jive with the reality of virus threats today. My advice to them is to return to their roots as a small shareware file scanner. That might actually be useful given the glut of bloat-ware virus scanners out there.

    ac23

  280. correction by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

    Sorry. The link for "halitosis" in my previous post is wrong. The correct link for"halitosis" is right here.

    (For ease of reference, here's the link for "Listerine".)

    msq

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  281. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though the plural of virus is viruses, I could understand you saying viri instead (since the plural of cactus is either cactuses or cacti and the plural of octopus is either octopuses or octopi). But virii? Thats just waaaay to many 'i's.

  282. That's the LAST Thing they WANT to do by Goldenhawk · · Score: 2

    Think about it. McAfee and Symmantec LIVE on FUD. While I believe they do offer a useful product, they profit greatly on inflating the danger level and inflaming the imagination. Marketing 101, not Email 101, teaches that principle. Create a Need, Sell a Product.

    Even more importantly, I believe their FUDmongering (maybe I should patent that word...) only creates a "market" for all the virus-writers. If viruses didn't get the hype and attention, there would be far fewer scriptkiddies out there hacking away.

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    --Brandon / Split Infinity Music

  283. Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your sensitivity to an obviously true statement shows how small *YOU* really are!

  284. a thimbleful by chipotle_pickle · · Score: 1

    Yes. Almost. A "lot" can be a piece of land, but it can also be a measure of quantity, as in we bought 2 lots of whatevers. A more parallel construct would be a thimbleful.

    It really is time that we all take up arms against a sea of mixed metaphors.

  285. One key point for Windows/Outlook users by roystgnr · · Score: 2

    If you are using Windows or Outlook

    ... then stop using Outlook. No, I'm not kidding. Outlook uses the same HTML rendering code that Internet Explorer does, doesn't it? That makes it vulnerable to many of the frequently discovered, slowly patched security holes that IE has run across over the last few years.

    People need to be taught not to run untrusted executable files, true... but what good does that do when they can be vulnerable to a system compromise by just looking at the preview pane of an infected email?

    1. Re:One key point for Windows/Outlook users by Peyna · · Score: 1

      I guess since I use IMAP I never even download much more than the header of any message I'm not going to open, so it doesn't get opened in the preview pane. I suppose that's why that didn't occur to me.

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    2. Re:One key point for Windows/Outlook users by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      Put outlook in the "restricted zone" . Turn off everything in the restricted zone. OE does this by default now, I believe. I've done this and never gotten a virus (except once thru a server shared file someone else infected).

  286. So what's your point? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

    A program with an unchecked buffer can be exploited by maliciously crafted data. Yes, this is true. But this is a problem with the program, not the data format. The program is not supposed to interpret the data as code, but because of a bug in the program, it did. So while this exploit of a program bug may result in becoming infected with a virus, I would not call it a virus itself, from the standpoint that this is something you fix not with anti-virus software, but by patching the buggy program. But regardless, this is a tangential issue to the article.

    This release is claiming that jpegs themselves are dangerous. Without mentioning a single program containing a vulnerability that might be exploitable by an "infected" image file. Saying a jpeg can infect you with a virus is as idiotic as saying that reading email can infect you with a virus -- until such time as some idiot decides jpegs/emails should be able to contain code.

    When it is discovered that IE has a buffer overflow exploitable by a malformed URL, does the press release say "Internet URLs contain viruses; AV vendors promise updates soon" No, it says "IE Vulnerability discovered, MS promises update soon".

    This is nothing more than the Good Times hoax, propogated by a supposedly (and formerly, as far as I'm concerned) respectable software vendor.

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    The enemies of Democracy are
    1. Re:So what's your point? by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      my point was to counter the statement my michael saying that data is not executable code, but that specially formed data can be treated as code in certain circumstances. hence, one can embed code in a data file in such a manner that it takes advantage of an anomoly in the program used to process the data.

      virus or not, it's something michael wasnt thinking about when he said what he did about data and code.

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    2. Re:So what's your point? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      Well, he did say that data could be considered code in certain circumstances; he just didn't say that it might incorrectly be treated as code. And while important, it does nothing to damage his (by which I mean that asshole Michael's) point, because it is completely off the topic.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
  287. Ametures Night on Slashdot by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    McAfee Manufactures Virus Threat
    And that's really it. If you don't run Windows, you're safe

    You people really DON'T review these submissions anymore, do you? This article claims that these companies are purposely manufacturing fear. That there is no legitimate threat out there. This guy is an uniformed idiot. How soon the first cross platform virus is forgotten. Or maybe you don't know how many machines I get to fix are infected with Klez.

    "Potentially no file type could be safe" -Is there anything NOT true in this statement? Gven the tenacity of some of the crap out there, it's not only true, but the fear IS FULLY JUSTIFIED.

    "That evolution should make computer users think twice about sending pictures or any other media over the Internet, Gullotto said." -This is not sensasionalism!!! It's the damn truth! Ask any Admin whether they want you playing around with attatchments on an unsecure system!

    "They're usually transmitted by email. If you know enough on your own, or you've had a half-hour class in "Email 101", you should be able to avoid executing random files received by email." -How many people are AOL users? That alone should tell you there are people who simply DON'T know anything about email, hacking or viruses. The Novices and viruses exist and THAT is why companies like McAfee exist. If everybody was a pro like this person thinks everybody should be, they would have gone bankrupt years ago. It's like that guy down the hall who is the resident SQL Server pro and therefore expects everybody to have his level of knowledge.

    In the end, this guy is right, it is fear driving the market. But it's legitimate; for that one day one of your users will somehow (and it always happens) circumvent your safties and downloads a virus. It's a need driving the market, not foundless fear, you dumbass.

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    1. Re:Ametures Night on Slashdot by VB · · Score: 1


      "This guy is an uniformed idiot..."

      How the hell do you know what this "idiot" is wearing???

      From your post, it occurs to me your help-desk job keeps you too close to real "idiots" who appear (since you reference Klez) to get incessantly re-infected, and this probably manifests itself in your opinion that all these virus threats are real. Trust me, my mullet-donning friend; they are not. I can count on one hand the number of windows (or AOL) using "idiots" I've had to rescue from virus infections and probably most people (if not all) use Windows (and a third of them AOL). I definitely have more than five friends...

      Michael's right: the AV companies spread FUD to increase profits. This should be obvious to anyone: whether they wear a uniform, or not.

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    2. Re:Ametures Night on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me again how klex spreads?

      oh what? it dosent? users have to run a program which then modifies programs?

      I think you have just lost, sorry

  288. Used to work for McAfee; Here's some info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    1) No virus company in its right mind will ever purposely write a virus. Its stupid from a business stand point. You just need one incident where it gets hold of the media and your company is done.

    2) Any file can be infected but infection does not mean it will be spread. Most virus are smart enough not to infect a non-executable file, but there are old virus which will.

    3) McAfee has a policy to note any virus outbreak whether its high or low. The division which discloses this information when I was working there was not the same as the marketing division. I won't speak for the marketing division.

    4) Virus writers will sometimes target anti-virus companies to get publicity. I have heard of two when I worked at McAfee who would create a virus but never release it in the wild just to see the anti-virus company make a statement or a signature for it.

    5) There are unix virus out there, linux virus out there, bios virus out there. There is just a hell of a lot more Windows virus out there. One engineer told me that the main reason there are more Windows virus is because of the amount of Windows OS used. Another told me, its because of the inherent security model in Unixes that prevent infection. In any case, I would say Windows virus are 99% of the virus in the existance.

  289. Re:The profit model for Anti-Virus software requir by digitalcowboy · · Score: 2

    You've not found a flaw in capitalism, my friend. You've found a business opportunity.

  290. What really galls me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is that I heard this story being propagated yesterday on Cnet Radio. These guys, these "technology experts", surely ought to know better. Despicable.

  291. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
    Now that you mention it...from NAV/Exchange on one of our servers earlier today:

    Sender of the infected attachment: ******
    Recipient of the infected attachment: ******
    Subject of the message: W32.Klez.E removal tools
    One or more attachments were quarantined. Attachment install.exe was Quarantined for the following reasons:
    Virus W32.Klez.H@mm was found.

    I had something similar show up at home a few days ago. IIRC, Klez grabs the subject line for its mail from a random (?) message in your inbox, so it must've gotten lucky to go out identifying itself as something that'd remove itself. (I think my copy called itself a Nimda removal tool.)

    (Of course, I run qmail and mutt instead of Exchange and Lookout, so Klez has been little more than an inbox-filling annoyance for me.)

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  292. Re:404? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this off topic? Maybe your penis is only 1 inch long.

  293. you mean "False Dichotomy" by Mac · · Score: 1

    I think the expression "false dichotomy" is more appropriate, instead of the "excluded middle".

  294. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, they are now just the opposite. Individuals pay much more than large corporations.

  295. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Jester998 · · Score: 2

    Actually, there was an interesting thread on one of the SecurityFocus mailing lists a few days ago (forget exactly which list). The thread was about 'spoofing' PGP/GPG signatures on messages.

    Basically, the core of the argument was that most people don't bother to verify the signature, either because they don't have PGP/GPG, or because 'it looks authentic'. Essentially, it's quite easy to social engineer ANY message so that it looks 'authentic' (whether you're faking PGP signatures, or a virus-scan message, etc).

    This is all just a (potential) advanced form of social engineering.

    - Jester

  296. Re:The profit model for Anti-Virus software requir by HiThere · · Score: 2

    On the Mac a decade or so ago there was an anti-virus application, don't remember it's name. It vetted each application that ran against a set of actions that it was allowed to do. Who choose which program had what rights? Why the user did.

    If you made a dangerous choice, it would warn you, but it would also allow you to proceed anyway. Worked pretty well, and took up a lot less of the CPU cycles than a scan everything before you open it virus checker does now.

    So resedit, e.g., was allowed to change anything, but I had it set to read only, and only the user was allowed to alter that setting.

    I think the guy may have a valid point. This process was later replaced by innoculations, which were a bit faster, and still pretty secure. (innoculations: Checksum the application at a time when it is known to be good. Checksum the application again whenever you run the program.)

    Now, a lot of this used the Mac's resource fork, so it would need to be adapted for use on a file system that didn't have one. But that doesn't seem to be to be a difficult thing to emulate.

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  297. AV companies create the viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll say it once, I'll say it again, McAffee are the ones generating the viruses. If they can generate a good one first and release a fix for it just as fast then wouldn't that benefit their revenue stream and PR to the world? I'm not saying they write all of them but I bet a good chunk comes from them.

  298. Re:It's entirely possible that such an exploit exi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virus = autoreplicating piece of binary or interpreted code.

    If you find an exploit that lets you execute arbitrary coe, that's, well, an exploit, not a virus.

  299. A/V and Personal Firewalls -- nothing but problems by Jeddawg · · Score: 1

    I have to whole-heartedly agree. These companies do nothing more than to prey upon people's insecurity and stupidity. Notice that nearly all AV manufacturers also have their own personal firewall software. Which, I might add, over 90% of home PC users don't need. (I can understand the use of such software on some computers in a corporate environment.) But, as a Technical Support representative whose supported everyone from Network Admins to Application Developers to End Users, I can (with a fair degree of authority) say that this crap does nothing more than cause it's users problems! (Why on earth would you expect A/V software to cause problems when installing an infrared adapter? Well - it just so happens to do so!)

  300. Re:LINUX. MY ANTI-PRODUCTIVITY TOOL. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t == numbness and tingling?

  301. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by JatTDB · · Score: 2

    It's been said before, but if you look at Exchange and Outlook as just being an email server and client, you're missing the point. Of course, most people who run Exchange and Outlook never use the other stuff, but that's not the fault of the programs.

    The .H variant of Klez doesn't use other subjects...it has a list of subject structures, some of which are indeed designed to trick the user into thinking it is a protection/removal tool.

    What I think is great is the sender address spoofing...I've got a journalist friend who, by nature of his work, has his email address plastered on a lot of his articles. He gets 15-20 automated messages a day, telling him that he sent a Klez-infected message. The downsides of (not very big) fame, I suppose...

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    "That's Tron. He fights for the Users."
  302. Re:Argh-"Don't open email from people you don't kn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Sorry for AC post, already have 50 karma points]

    Anyone who works in an ourward-facing business capacity (read: not most IT people, but most everyone else at the company) generally receives email from people they don't know, and they don't have the luxury of simply trashing it. If you work in customer service, marketing, accounting, sales, you have to check out these emails and see if they are for real. Fine, not the ones that are obviously spam, but the spammers are getting smarter and disguising their spam as legitimate email. Just because the address is unfamiliar doesn't mean that it can be trashed.

    Here's a better solution: Only open attachments that you are EXPECTING. If Accounting from the San Diego office sends you an earnings report every week, fine. But if someone sends you a screensaver from out of the blue saying "I expect you would like it," then guess what...it's a fucking virus!

    Of course, there is nothing better than vigilant virus scanning with updated virus definitions (I recommend F-Prot...free for personal or educational use). At my firm, we do a network-wide scan for viruses once a day. Our employees have been instructed to use common sense in opening e-mail, and each of them has a copy of F-Prot for Windows, so they can scan as well.

    Of course, that doesn't stop Mr. or Miss Click-Happy-Luzer from spreading viruses. Those people usually wait a few days before we attend to their needs. :) That's how the game works...don't fuck with your sysadmin.

  303. Ever heard of "virus" definition ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buffer overflow != virus.

    If I ever saw a self-replicating buffer overflow infecting files and/or systems, I'd find it rather interesting.

  304. Most stories covering this fail to mention: by rmassa · · Score: 1

    That this is a two part virus and you already need to be infected with one part of it that embeds special instructions in the registry, for the virus to actually work. Note, that this part of the virus isn't a picture but must infect another file, possibly accompanying the picture, or hiding in another place.

    From McAfee AV labs:
    This appending virus is the first reported JPEG infector. It is multi-component +in nature, requiring an extractor file to extract (and execute) the virus body +from infected JPEG files.
    Infected JPEGs are unable to replicate on non-infected machines - ie. machines +without the extractor component installed (hooked in the Registry).
    McAfee products running the 4185 DATs (or greater) with program heuristics +enabled, detect both the virus body (11,780 byte PE) and its extractor +component as virus or variant W32/Alcop@MM. This virus is a proof of concept and it has not been seen in the wild.
    (http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99522.htm)

    This virus sounds pretty stupid to me, why go to all of the trouble distributing the payload in pictures if anti virus software already can tell if an executable is infected by the "extractor" part. However, the extractors relatively small size may make it easy to hide in other applications without antivirus software being able to detect it... Still smells like hype though.

  305. re: Bulgravia by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 0

    Isn't Bulgravia where bull gravy is made?

  306. Re:Argh-"Don't open email from people you don't kn by pentalive · · Score: 1

    Actually, I tell my users (not LUSERS) that, when they recieve an unexpected attachment from anyone, they shoud call that person and thank them for it before they open it.

    That way they learn the other person hadn't sent
    them anything and both parties detect the virus.

  307. L? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Yes, the L stands for Language, a markup language, not a programming language. English is a language too, but that dosn't mean it will run on a computer

    Even with ECMA script, a web site should never be able to exicute native code on the system, but sometimes they can due to software bugs.

    It's true that JPEGs don't contain any code to exicute, if there was a bug in a jpeg rendering library, then it might be possible to create a virus using this bug.

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  308. Not exactly. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    You know, not all viruses will damage your system, some are just intent on spreading, and stay hidden from the user.

    And I disagree that it's like using a condom. A condom is a physical thing that actively prevents anything from going through. Actually, antivirus software is more like spermicide. Anyway

    "pull out before cumming" or "only do it after your wife was on the rag" are general practices you can follow for not getting a woman pregnant, just like Michael's general practices for avoiding a virus. It might lower the risk, but it won't actually stop a virus that works around those

    There could be viruses for Linux out there, someone could find a hole in Eudora; a virus could come with 'regular' software (look at the vs.net article above), etc. None of those things would help you if you came across such a virus.

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  309. What about Magic Lantern? by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 0
    Would you want to use a product from an entity you don't quite trust?

    Don't Symantec's Norton AntiVirus and McAfee both have holes to let Magic Lantern barge right in?

    "An Associated Press article [since removed from their web] then reported that "at least one antivirus software company, McAfee Corp., contacted the FBI ... to ensure its software wouldn't inadvertently detect the bureau's snooping software and alert a criminal suspect."
    I think these vendors should be considered only partially trustworthy.
  310. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


    What's particularly interesting, however, is for anyone who remembers the origin of McAfee -- they started out as a shareware/freeware shop. Corporations "had" to pay, individuals were "encouraged" to pay, and educational (and possibly non-profit) were totally free to use it at no cost.


    They've long since abandoned that license and even abandoned free updates. You have to pay for support every 12 months, which I dislike.


    Memory fades over time. So I might have this wrong - feel free to correct me if so. But as I remember it...


    McAfee is one of those success stories that would have been unlikely without the Internet. They offered their AV product for a free download. However, if you wished to get updates, you had to subscribe. The Internet allowed widespread downloads (and easy updates). And McAfee managed to add a new twist to the "razor and blades" model to make anti-virus more a service than product.


    At least, that's what got them going. They grew. They were bought out. They changed.

  311. As opposed to what other system? by GlenRaphael · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately this type of protection doesn't require incremental upgrades from Anti-Virus companies and so we're stuck with something that can make profits rather than something that works pro-actively. Thus is the basic flaw of capitalism.

    Yeah, it's a pity we don't live in a non-capitalist country. Everybody knows how much better those are at preventing computer viruses... :-)

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  312. Re:Any decent free/shareware virus protection pack by dpreviti · · Score: 1

    Yeah none,
    No seriously, If you need to scan your system. Go to http://www.housecall.antivirus.com and have them scan your system via your browser. It's quick, easy, doesn't hog resources, and most importantly it's free!

    DP

  313. Re:well.... not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    read my post about sodomy, blind idiot. you're just too retarded. dont post here untill you know how to spell 0v3rf10\/\/. Neway U got child porn on your computer!! HAHAH. Amusing what /. reveals sometimez...

  314. UNhide Windows File Extensions = good by alizard · · Score: 2
    The instructions on how to make ALL file extensions in ALL current Windoze versions is http://www.cert.org/incident_notes/IN-2000-07.html .

    Of course, this means that all your desktop icons will have .ink extensions, but so what?

  315. Had cocktails with ole Norton the other day... by esoterus · · Score: 1

    Peter Norton and The Boys, kickin' back and cookin' up new viri...

    "We need one that's got that old school class... Little bit of trojan, utilizes end-user's resources to spread itself... yeah, yeah, good... It'll replace their exe's with itself... Fun little zombie refernce with that... And for the twister, you guys are gonna love this, it breaks their existing AV software and makes it impossible for them to uninstall it without tearing through the registry!"

    {General applause and chuckling around a long smoke-wreathed table}

    "It's gonna be a good quarter, guys... Now I'm off to do another one of my "stare into camera with inhuman eyes till I scare the hell out of 'em" photo shoot for the cover of Norton Antivirus 2003."

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    Not only does God definitely play dice, but He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't be seen. -Hawking
  316. Re:Argh-"Don't open email from people you don't kn by chrisvr · · Score: 2

    Here's a better solution: Only open attachments that you are EXPECTING. If Accounting from the San Diego office sends you an earnings report every week, fine. But if someone sends you a screensaver from out of the blue saying "I expect you would like it," then guess what...it's a fucking virus!

    But if you are a copywriter and someone sends you an email out of the blue with a Word attachment saying "Please send back comments by the end of the day."? You may work with a few different client companies marketing/PR firms and don't recognize the name. You can't tell if it's legit or not. You're not EXPECTING it but heck, you get 5-10 attachments per day that you don't expect and have to deal with as part of your job. If you had to call and leave a voice mail to check the validity (because no one evers answers the phone) of each attachment you'd never get your job done. And what if it's a virus that fakes the sender and it IS from someone you know? It's virus time, and please don't try to blame the user (or anyone except for the virus writer) in this situation.

    2 ounces of commen sense, and, yes, as you mentioned, good, updated virus protection will solve a lot of the virus problems. But not all.

    My point is only that it's impossible to make hard and fast "Don't open" rules when it comes to random emails and attachments. And it bugs the heck out of me when those types of rock solid edicts come out of the IT department with a "and if you open them even after we told you not to, it's all your fault, don't come crying to us!" closing. It just burns my butt and smacks of a cover-your-ass mentality. Life goes on- business goes on- and things happen. Mimimize the problems by working with the users and realizing what they have to do LEGITIMATELY with unsolicited emails and attachments to get their job done.

    And string the rest of the dopey users who can't resist the screensaver, joke and bowling elves emails up on a wall as an example to all...

  317. What happened to the good old days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McAffee, Norton, Trend Micro, etc. are still miles behind the Bulgarian virus writers of over decade ago. But what happens when they catch up? Its only a matter of time when you have a multibillion dollar a year industry working at it. They're going to be even better than some proto-cyber-terrorist-wannabe kid in a soviet sponsored junior college ever dreamed of. Someday.

  318. Another venom spitting idiot gets things on /. by feklhr · · Score: 1

    Yet another altruistic geek that knows everything about all topics computers has weighed in with his heavy hand.

    Let me join in as well.

    Michael, you are a pretentious idiot.

    The virus writer sent this sample to the AVERT team at NAI. NAI or McAfee did not manufacture this virus. This virus is a proof of concept.
    This virus has a low risk assesment.

  319. Cracks me up when people try to sound smart by turbomonkey2k · · Score: 1

    The correct English plural of virus is viruses. Please consult any good dictionary before making up words. For the purists, in Latin, there is a rarely-used plural form: virus, viri (neuter) (Forms: almost always restricted to nominative and accusative singular; generally singular in Lucretius, ablative singular in Lucretius) The point of this is that even in Latin the form "viri" is rarely used. The singular form is used in most every instance. (This is from the Oxford Latin Dictionary.) So, when considering the Latin: "virii" is incorrect and "viri" was almost never used.

    1. Re:Cracks me up when people try to sound smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It cracks me up too. Why don't you smell what you're shoveling?

      http://www.perl.com/language/misc/virus.html

      note http://www.perl.com/language/misc/virus.html#ASM_U pdate)

      There was virtually no use of the plural of virus in latin. "Virus" was not strictly singular in nature in its traditional definition, so there was no need for a plural with a different form. As the second url above notes, the plural is "virus" in a variety of modern romance languages, which reinforces my belief that you have no idea what you're talking about.

  320. Re:Argh-"Don't open email from people you don't kn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not all technologists are network technician monkies.

    In my own work, I engage in research for the DoD; I am also responsible for drumming up new business (white papers, research proposals, etc), tracking my time, maintaining systems, making business decisions, implementing code.... etc. This is in a company of about 40 people, most of whom are likewise engaged.

  321. McAfee is a joke, as are most AV companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I worked for McAfee.com (the "Online AntiVirus" people) several years ago. The place was a total joke. The code behind the software was utter crap (we're talking three-state booleans, "while (1==0)", etc.). In addition to the code being crap, virtually everyone who worked there was a moron. And the people who weren't morons hated their jobs and (eventually) quit.

    Back when ILoveYou hit, some retard forgot to update the company's email virus filter, so it got through. And of course, being morons, just about everyone in the company opened the fucking attachment. This is a company full of people who MAKE ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE, and the virus probably hit us harder than many other companies. Rumor has it that a good number of customers actually received the virus from contacts at McAfee. After the outbreak came under control, messages were sent out saying that nobody was to mention this to *anyone* outside the company, or they'd be fired. That's right...they didn't fire the people who executed the virus, because most of those people were top management. No -- they fired the people who talked about the outbreak.

    It was also widespread knowledge within the company that our AV products sucked complete ass. There was a corporate policy that required all employees to run the latest version of McAfee VirusScan on their computers, but very few people in my department did, because the latest version sucked. We all ran an older version that was better (and some of us used competing products that we trusted more).

    Ironically, my boss (who wasn't a moron) once told me that the only AV product he trusted at all was Kaspersky Anti-Virus.

  322. Re:It's entirely possible that such an exploit exi by jpellino · · Score: 2

    According to the McAfee entry, you need not only the payload in the jpeg file (that sounds reasonable) but an extractor to be on the computer already (also reasonable). But it's also ridiculous design. All the payloads in the world will be useless without the extractor, and that's the 'real' virus here - as long as you protect / remove the extractor, the payloaded jpegs will lie there just being slightly stranger jpegs. Nobody's said so far if the jpegs are simply inserted, meshed, or even one-bit stego'd with the payload - that would render a slightly - maybe imperceptibly - altered jpeg - the entry says the jpegs they saw were 11K bloated with the payload. I remember basically not being able to discern a pretty substantial stash of data in PICT files with the old Stego program on the Mac.

    I still have a question with them seeming to have a harem of virus authors who send them stuff - hoping this is a collection of trusted white hats. But if you wanted to employ a stable of kiddies who can think up some pretty far-fetched schemes like this one to keep you rolling in definition updates, it would look a lot like this.

    Sure, jpegs are all over the place in the web, but that's negated by the sheer number of different images - the reliability of getting a particular jpeg to deliver your particular payload are astronomical, and without doing the math, the delivery method can seem very close to moot. IMHO this is a real stretch in terms of eventual effectiveness as a virus. But it's late on a friday - braver souls might do the math and correct all these conjectures.

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  323. I would disagree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A program designed to read JPG's is going to be designed to deal with a stream of data of unknown length and of unknown structure, beyond being a valid jpeg. For this reason, a jpeg library should be more resistant to buffer overflows in jpeg files than, say, an FTP daemon with dozens of obscure buffers, any one of which could overflow and be used to execute code with the authority of the FTP daemon. I mean, if your graphics library is going to have a bug, having it in the graphics file buffer is a really obvious and bad place that would probably cause many, many problems incidentally before anyone decided to use it as a viral infection route.

  324. Vulnerability of NT to BMP files by Animats · · Score: 2
    I once found a vulnerability in Windows NT 4.0 to suitably crafted BMP files.

    BMP format is so simple that you wouldn't normally look for a vulnerablity there. But there's a BMP subformat which contains run-length-encoded 8-bit color mapped images. The decoder is in the NT kernel (dumb), and can be induced to do a kernel level buffer overflow.

    I reported this years ago; I don't know if it's still in NT 4 or later Microsoft operating systems.

  325. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 1

    I kinda sorta recall being able to download updates for free. That would have been pre-internet, so it was from their BBS. Ah, the good old days.

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  326. This is more trojan/worm then virus by snake_dad · · Score: 2
    Seeing this article I can understand why my submission about this 'virus' was rejected. But even now that I've read most of the comments, I'm kind of surprised that everyone is still either considering this thing bullshit, or a virus.

    IMHO, it offers an AFAIK new method of supplying instructions to a trojan/backdoor like program, and using the viral aspect of infecting other (generally unsuspected and un-inspected) images, as a worm-like method of distributing your instructions. All it needs is the trojan (here called "the extractor"), which would do nothing more then executing the code that some image provides.

    Looking at it that way, then yes, the extractor is the weak point, the point to intercept and disable this thing. But we all know that there will always be machines that can be infected. And the infected machines then offer a general entry point for different sets of malicious instructions. It may be different code for each infected image you receive, it only needs one well crafted 'extractor'.

    I do realise that this is not a very efficient way of doing evil things. There is no guarantee if or when your commands will be executed. There is still the task of getting your infected image file to enough systems that you can be reasonably sure that some of them will have been infected with the extractor. But... for some evil things there is no need for immediate results, for some things this method might not be very efficient, but only just efficient enough.

    Is it revolutionary? No, I think not. There is still the extractor executable to intercept, which would be just another entry to the virus signature database. But the virus/trojan/worm combination possibility is at least interesting. Discuss.

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  327. Re:JPG can be vectors of transmission on their own by truenorth · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but that would be like altering a paperback book to play in my DVD player. It would take MUCH more work on the DVD player than on the paperback.

  328. Bull by Erris · · Score: 3, Insightful
    do not open an attachment if you don't know what it is. It's very simple. ...Of course, in the case of stupid users, there are some steps you can take on the server side to filter some viruses..."

    It's simpler than that, don't use Outlook. Try Balsa, Pine, Mutt, Mozilla or exim. They all do the job.

    I resent your presumption and the way you blame the user. At work I've had several Outlook viruses autoexecute with NO ACTION ON MY PART. Would you call me a stupid user? In fact, you should never call any user stupid because their software screwed them. It's the program's fault that it can be broken not the users. The programer should consider all possible user actions and have well defined error code responses to them, especially when they are going to sell the silly code as a non modifiable binary.

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  329. IBM used to sell Hard Drives too. by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    So what's your point?

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    1. Re:IBM used to sell Hard Drives too. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      The point is that the article is about antivirus manufacturers scaring the populace into buying their products. IBM doesn't do that, which may be why they couldn't compete in the AV market.

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  330. Lost? by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    I didn't know I was trying to win something.

    Point of article: Anti-virus makers are simply feeding on the fear of a dying industry.
    My Point: Remember that next time you see another virus alert on slashdot.

    If it makes you feel any better; Sure Tex, you're the winner. Feel better?

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  331. Unless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is free of Virus unless Microsoft decides to make Microsoft Office Linux Edition.

    This would add Linux to the existing Virus Replication Plaforms:
    - MS-DOS
    - DR-DOS
    - Windows (all versions)
    - MacOS

    Virus Free Platforms:
    - Linux
    - Unix
    - Java
    - IBM OS/2 (?)

  332. Typo-Commando by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    Since it was funny, I won't consider you an anal typo bastard today ^__^ As for the help desk, I should be so lucky. But noooo... I have to disassemble over-engineered Imacs (G3s particularly), Laptops and PCs (the latter being cake). Perhapse I am a bit to close to the problem, but here's the very distilled essence of my great and magnificent knowlege and wisdom:

    Point of article: Anti-virus makers are simply feeding on the fear of a dying industry.
    My Point: Remember that next time you see another virus alert on slashdot.

    And hey, I'm even willing to concede that most of the viruses are Windows based... But then, more people use Windows more than any other operating system. Security hole arguments aside, of course more viruses reside on Windows. As far as the virus threat being manufactured? Sure, why not. Whatever you want to believe. In all seriousness, I'm curious... Running a virus scanner per chance on a regular (or irregular) basis?

    As for companies spreading FUD, of course they do. Won't even begin to dispute the fact. But that doesn't automatically negate the fact that viruses are a threat, sometimes annoying, sometimes serious.

    It's good to hear you have more than 5 friends as well ^__^

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    1. Re:Typo-Commando by VB · · Score: 1


      In all seriousness, I'm curious... Running a virus scanner per chance on a regular (or irregular) basis?

      'Fraid not... I started using Slackware when Win95 came out. Since I don't have total confidence that Norton and the like don't fuel their own industry I also don't recommend AV products to friends, or clients. My clients understand that if they get a virus from a word doc we're collaborating on, it's unlikely my Star Office 5.2 was responsible and they take the responsibility for their AV needs, if they think that stuff is important.

      I've never run across a home PC user who wouldn't get by just as well with Slackware, FreeBSD, or Mac OS9 or X, either for their basic needs, but they all still use Windows regardless. My guess is because they don't sell anything else to home PC consumers in any retail outlets, but that is yet another story.

      I can understand the frustrations with the Imacs, but take heart that the OS of the Apples has finally evolved into something that can endure beyond Jobs. Personally, I'm excited to see what the multimedia developers can produce with such a great OS/hardware combination. Imagine running a digital audio workstation that never crashes! But, of course it would need to be G4, or better...

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  333. huh? by Erris · · Score: 2
    Virus companies must PROMOTE thier product for the good of everyone.

    I've never heard of a virus company, much less had one do anything nice for me. Come to think of it, I've never had any comercial software company do anything for me.

    You do understand the nature of AV makers and the futility of bothering them. Telling Norton, McGaffe, and who ever to behave is about as good as telling M$ to stop making buggy code.

    Your appreciation of makers of obsolete garbage, however, is mystifying. No one needs windows, so no one needs anti virus software. I don't need Windows, nor does my wife. If we can get along without it, anyone can. Advertising dollars spent promoting Windoze and the AV it requires are pure waste, the last thrashing of a dinosaur that's evolved in all the wrong ways.

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  334. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Kris_J · · Score: 2
    "Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
    Checked by AVG anti-virus system http://www.grisoft.com)."
    I absolutely DO NOT trust any email that comes with a tag like that. I've had infect emails arrive with that in the .sig. I don't trust anyone else on the planet to keep their own anti-virus systems updated and functioning. What's more, I don't need to -- I maintain the anti-virus systems at work and I have my own at home, not to mention that I also use a spam and virus filter for personal email (spamcop) and I'm about to implement a server-based anti-spam, anti-virus filter at work (mailscanner and friends). That'll be sweet -- I can't wait until the staff finally stop receiving email viruses...
  335. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Kris_J · · Score: 2

    What do you mean "Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus software"?? You should be doing it every day -- sometimes twice a day. At work we're hooked into F-secure's auto-update with a server/client system running. At home, my PC automatically checks for updates every time I dial into my ISP. Updating is a constant process, not one you only bother about when someone issues a press release.

  336. Mod Parent Up! by NFW · · Score: 1
    I knew I'd seen this before.

    What surprises me is that the 'exploit' is so pathetic. There's really no need for a pre-existing helper app.

    Knocking over MySpiffImageViewer.exe with malformed data that leads to a buffer overflow is not so different from knocking over sendmail or named with malformed data and a buffer overflow. The key difference is that you need to push the JPEG to the victim, and trick them into opening the file, whereas mail and DNS servers sit there waiting for data. Once you get someone else's machine to process your data, a buffer overflow is a buffer overflow, and if you can execute arbitrary code, the machine is yours.

    Sendmail et al may run as root, but on a Windows box, everything has 'root' privileges so the possiblities are not so different.

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  337. Cracks me up when idiots correct grammar by fathed · · Score: 0

    English 101, not everyone speaks it.
    English 102, not everyone cares.
    English 103, press makes the grammar.

    Stop being an ass.

    That last part was directed to me.

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  338. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by stevey · · Score: 2
    From what I've seen, the AV companies tend to come out with fixes fairly quickly. Having people available to do that type of work on short notice takes some money.

    And this is the precise problem I have with AV companies. They're reactive.

    Every day a new virus will come out and slip through the AV nets until a new definition is released. It should be the case that the virus software could recognise a virus before it's known.

    In the olden days a lot of heuristic engines were developed to do this; but they tended to be poor because they couldn't deal with highly polymorphic assembly language very well.

    Whilst I accept that recognising a code is equivilent to the halting problem it should be reasonably trivial to recognise one of these modern day 'mail viruses'. After all it should be just a case of looking for applications which contain their own SMTP server.

    Perhaps you could cobble together a quick n dirty (tm;) AV program just by adding some rules to one of the freeware firewall applications which are common under windows. Remove the GUI and just recognise a virus as something which does nslookups + port 25 connections ...

  339. Fair enough by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, my fustration with iMacs is mainly geared toward the guts, not the OS itself. Beautiful design, fairly robust OS, horrible engineering. The G4 is nice though...

    Now only if everybody used slackware =p You of course realize you're implying that Anti Virus thrives only because Windows exists... Heheh...

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  340. *bollocks* by Cally · · Score: 5, Informative
    Disclaimer: I work for McAfee, on our VirusScan anti-virus product. I've read various internal discussions about this thing, and the threat it poses. I've met, and spoken with, Vinny (Gullotto), the AV expert quoted in the /. story.


    This is NOT a hoax, or FUD. There IS FUD in the A/V industry, but this isn't it. The press release does a bad job of explaining why the JPEG virus is a big deal. However it DOES say (clearly) that this virus is not a danger in itself - it's a proof of concept. Without going into more detail than would be prudent, *please* believe me when I say that there are significant reasons (a) why this PoC virus is significant, and (b) why virus writers will be exploiting concepts from this virus to make Very Bad Malware. Hey , why should it bother me, I run Linux! Well *i* run Linux too, in fact I develop my code on Linux; it will affect us when the world's NSP backbones are choked with worm scans, ARP requests and buffer-overflowing HTTP requests. This IS going to happen. And, whatever Sophos would like you to believe, this is NOT a case of NAI/McAfee whipping up a hype over nothing. I can't say anything more, but I'm going to take the chance of losing my job by not posting anonymously in order to emphasise how much I mean this.

    It's sooooooo frustrating knowing things about this and not being able to talk about it...

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    1. Re:*bollocks* by Cally · · Score: 1

      *double* disclaimer: in the above comment, I am (of course) speaking only for myself, not for McAfee or NAI. Apologies for replying to my own post.

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  341. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use AVG and totally agree. I thought the same thing and turned that feature off the first time I saw it. It's really just advertising anyway.

  342. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by nawspac · · Score: 1

    *f-prot*
    Nuff Said

  343. Buffer overruns in OpenSource software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy if the OpenSource IJG jpeg decoder used by Microsoft for IE is shown to have a buffer overrun bug, 90% of the slashdot population will have to commit suicide after all the bile they have poured out about unsafe Microsoft.

    That would suck.

  344. Email viruses by ReNeGaDe75 · · Score: 1

    All the real email virus threats share a few distinguishing characteristics:

    They're usually transmitted by email. If you know enough on your own, or you've had a half-hour class in "Email 101", you should be able to avoid executing random files received by email.


    Whoa... do you mean to tell me email viruses are transmitted by email????? No! It's a lie! A lie I tell you!

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  345. McCaffee creating panic by petrus4 · · Score: 0
    I could say I told you so, but that'd just be obnoxious, so I won't. ;-)

    A story that has always formed the basis of my philosophy on the virus issue...

    Back when I was a nipper I read a story about a farmer in England who had a problem with moles digging up his front lawn once. He called in the mole catcher to deal with the problem, but afterwards a servant came and told him that calling in a professional mole catcher was a bad idea, because they would only catch the adult moles. The baby moles would be left where they were in order to grow up, so that the farmer would need to call the mole catcher again to get rid of them. The servant's advice was to either try and relocate the moles to an area where they wouldn't cause so much damage, or for the farmer to poison them himself.

    In nearly 8 years online, with normal usage including IRC, I've only had two viruses. Thr virus problem truly isn't as bad as most people believe...and by downloading virus software, with the lack of regard that companies seem to have for people's privacy these days, I wouldn't be surprised if you were actually getting spyware inside programs that were supposedly meant to be getting rid of such things...it's worth thinking about.

  346. Re:Simple Virus Protection Schemes Don't Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NIMDA, or so I read, can infect websites such that if you visit them with old versions of IE your machine can be infected. Also, Outlook executes junk in email by default. So throwing out Windows is the best answer or at least not using Outlook and IE.

    Of course, I'm a UNIX/Linux bigot anyway. Personally,
    I think Windows and all its minions are pretty shabby products whose predominance causes alot of misery.

  347. Re:Argh-"Don't open email from people you don't kn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But [what] if you are a copywriter and someone sends you an email out of the blue with a Word attachment saying "Please send back comments by the end of the day."?
    Scan it for viruses. Plain and simple.

    And it bugs the heck out of me when those types of rock solid edicts come out of the IT department with a "and if you open them even after we told you not to, it's all your fault, don't come crying to us!" closing. It just burns my butt and smacks of a cover-your-ass mentality.
    If you keep touching a hot stove after your parents told you not to, you're an idiot. Plain and simple. While the "don't come crying to us" edict is elitist, if your your IT people tell you "don't open any suspicuous-looking attachments," and you do, it's your fault. And you'll also anger your IT people. That's not a good thing.

    You can say that it's the IT guy's responsibility to clean up after the users, but fact is, the IT guy doesn't need you. He could work elsewhere, go into self-business, or code away. You need the IT guy, unless you know how to properly configure a server.

    It's not hard to scan for a virus or to tell if the e-mail you got is from a legitamite contact or not. If you can't do either, you should be stuck behind a typewriter with the rest of the lusers.
  348. Re:It's entirely possible that such an exploit exi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    um, yeah, and then you make the arbitrary code infect something else.

  349. Foreign data is always a security risk. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're right about every file format not being safe. There hasn't been a JPEG trojan/virus yet, but it's theoretically possible against some PNG viewers due to the libz bug, and someone did make a trojaned mp3 for one of the early Linux mp3 players that worked due to being able to overflow a buffer in the player, and pine due to buffer overflows in their mime could actually get an email virus without requiring you to try running any executable code. There are plenty of overflows in IE's past when reading HTML (not misimplemented security, overflows) that could allow an attacker to run code on your system just from viewing a page too. Any program that deals with foreign data is a potential security hole, regrdless of if that content is designed to be executed.

  350. ZoneAlarm by ecarlson · · Score: 1

    Yes, I've recommended ZoneAlarm to many people, and I have been using it for a long time now, even with my NAT broadband router protecting me from incoming attacks. ZoneAlarm also prevents unwanted outbound traffic, unlike many other products.

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    1. Re:ZoneAlarm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zonealarm also scans incoming email and renames executable extensions of attachments, when you run it it pops up and says 'this might contain a virus, dont trus executables from email, blah blah'

  351. As Usual, it's Clueless Newbie Users... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    Who give these events the most credibility... They're the ones who run every attachment in e-mail, and don't even know how to enable the "show known extensions" feature in their folder properties, and often run attachments with hidden shortcut properties (such as picture.jpg.pif, et al, which exectutes the viral code)... The antivirus folks are capitalizing on this, of course...

    Frankly, it's getting to the point where requiring people to take a one year course and get a license to operate a computer seems all the more feasable and even nessesary...

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  352. A little fact about Outlook 2000 fixes by Brother52 · · Score: 1

    Quite a while ago Microsoft released a nice patch called 'Outlook security update' for Outlook 2000 that recognized and blocked any executable code. This was a true sysadmin's relief: once you have it on users' machines, you're safe as it just couldn't be turned off. But you needed an SR1 service pack for MS Office installed to apply it. And once Office XP was out, the SR1 magically disappeared from Microsoft's download section.

  353. No useless propaganda = no antivirus industry by watashiwananashidesu · · Score: 1

    I have a little story for you. The point doesn't come until near the end, so be patient.

    Just over three years ago, on December 27th of 1999, the day after her 12th birthday, Squirt got a computer.

    Squirt had an IQ of 103, and loved to learn, but besides that, she was fairly normal for her age. A little more mature, maybe, but she was still a naive little kid. Most importantly, she was computer illiterate.

    Squirt started up this computer (Windows 98). Squirt paid no thought to the fact that this computer had no Antivirus software. She was scarecely aware of the existence of antivirus software.

    Squirt surfed away, never encountering a problem. After a few months, she discovered e-mail! She deleted Outlook Express, because she never used it. Squirt began happily e-mailing away via Alloymail, gURLmail, Boltmail, and finally Yahoo! mail.

    Two and a half years later, Squirt had changed her nickname to Wolfbane and got a new computer.

    Wolfbane, however, needed to transfer some old files to her new computer.

    Her new computer, a Dell Dimension 8100 series, which she's still proud of to this day, had Windows ME and came with Norton Antivirus!

    Wolfy put these files onto a floppy and then put that floppy in her Dell's hard drive. Some of these files were .exe's! And she scanned the files.

    VIRUS FREE.

    In two and a half years without an antivirus program, a teenage girl, not even in 9th grade, DIDN'T GET A SINGLE VIRUS! In fact, the closest thing she got was a prank page that said "You have a virus" via a javascript alert box to EVERY VISITOR TO THE PAGE.

    And this child, though naive and originally computer illiterate, had the IQ of an average adult, give or take ten points at first, more later (IN fact, at her three year anniversary of being a windows user, her IQ was 124, and is currently 126!).

    The lesson? Antivirus software isn't as necessary as these companies claim. Stuff isn't as vulnerable as they claim. But since idiots think it is, and idiots are most likely to succumb to virii... go figure.

    Of course, this child, who currently goes by watashiwananashidesu at /., is very grateful that she has Norton on her precious Dell. Why? Her semi-computer-literate mom, and her mom's computer-illiterate fiance, and that fiance's e-mail-forward-perpetuating, half-computer-literate daughter all use her beloved Dell. And when she tries to explain stuff, they get confused. So she doesn't know if they're competant enough to avoid suspiscious e-mails... she does know that none of them have discovered Outlook yet. XD

    So, antivirus stuff and propaganda aren't completely useless, and I feel a lot safer with Norton. But the idea of Proof of Concept viruses make me mad, when marketed as REAL threats. Don't post it like it's a wild threat if it ISN'T!

    Serious, I scoured the Norton and McAfree or whatever sights for signs of a CURRENT threat from this JPG stuff, and couldn't find one. Yet it was promoted like it was a current problem, when actually it's just an idea that might come into play a month or two down the road.

    ... I really hate it when people make something look like something else for a quick buck.

    I just hope my mom, uncle, and aunt don't see those articles.. @_@

  354. This is actually possible by The+Fold · · Score: 1

    Someone else *may* have already posted this, but a while ago on one of the securityfocus mailing lists, it was shown that code could be entered into a JPEG which would cause Windows XP to reboot itself, so I would have thought that worse could be done given time and effort.

  355. MacAfee Manufactures Virus Threat by Limster · · Score: 1

    I heartily agree with you in general terms. However, Windows is mainstream, and it is very difficult to live without it; and antivirus software is quite advisable for most people. Not using AV software, however, is not so terrible as driving without brakes, as some would say. How long can you do that: five minutes, half an hour? Well, you can live without AV software for years, as I have done... and I have never been infected, and I have never infected anyone. (And there are days, these days, when I receive about 10 copies of the Klez_H worm!) For the complete story, see my article: http://www.idg.net/idgns/2001/02/15/OpinionHowToAv oidAntivirus.shtml

  356. Who really programs the virii? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just wonder that how many virii have McAfee, Symantec etc manufactured that attack their competitor's products disabling them? When I installed McAfee VirusScan 6, it "suggested" that I should uninstall a component of my Norton Systemworks... Making your competitors' products look bad could be really good for your own business. And programming more viruses would help tremendously to keep the whole anti-virus sector in business.

  357. Eventually all viruses will be theroetical by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    As we know Unix based systems are basicly virus resistant.

    As it is this leaves Windows and Palm Os. Take the precaution of turnning off the IR on your plam and your reasonably safe. Leaving Windows on desktop, PDA and server the only virus security risk.

    Microsoft will eventually have to adress the problem rather than ignore it...
    Probably with some silly half considered system.
    But viruses aren't the unstopable all powerful programs pretended to be in TV shows and movies. Even a sloppy effort is good enough.

    Chances are Microsoft already has this system laied out. They aren't in any hurry as it's not a big consern right now.
    But they know it could be.

    Big anti-virus companys however don't have it so easy. If Unix systems dominate the market or if Microsoft kills the viruses on the Windows famaly they are out of business.

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  358. Re:The profit model for Anti-Virus software requir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should build something like this into Linux!

    Let's see:

    * The kernel handles file I/O
    * The kernel either implements or controls the memory protection features of the system
    * The kernel handles network I/O
    * The kernel is open source

    Built-in AV could be a nice selling point. Futhermore, when virus writers start focusing on Linux, such features will force them to depend on the stupidity of the user (rather than the flaws of the system).

  359. The download version of Mandrake 8.2 is cheaper by leonbrooks · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and much more effective than any certification.

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  360. Faux clean emails by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    I run Linux. I forwarded a copy of a virus message to a (Linux) mailing list one day - the text was amusing - and forgot to strip off the infected attachments. Needless to say, the fact that the message `originated' from a non-virus-running Linux box didn't help the 4 or 5 Windows users who didn't have up-to-date virus scanners running at the time.

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  361. Major oversight by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    LindowsOS runs as root and is now being sold with some WalMart computers. Oops.

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    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  362. Why Trend Micro is Better by Snover · · Score: 1

    I've never, EVER gotten ANY fabricated virus alerts from Trend Micro. Ever. All their pattern files are usually updated within 12 hours of a virus alert. They don't force you to purchase new versions every year -- you can continue to update pattern files on your old copy of PC-cillin 98 even today, albeit the program isn't as advanced as PC-cillin 2002. And it's cheap! It's only $40 for unlimited pattern and program updates, and only $20 to upgrade from ANY old version. I'm surprised more people don't use it...but then again, I'm really not, since the only computer I've ever had it bundled with (granted, there are only two computers I've ever purchased and not built) was Alienware, and that was back when they were still an infant company. (I'm not sure if they still bundle PC-cillin or not.) In any case, call this a shameless plug, but for all intents and purposes, PC-cillin is the superior virus scanner. (It also includes POP3 scanning, so even those running Microsoft Outlook are safe from all but the bleeding-edge virii.)

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  363. And you were expecting...? by User+956 · · Score: 1

    The corporations have to make good to their shareholders somehow. What were you expecting?

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  364. Exchange and Outlook by Bronster · · Score: 2

    It's been said before, but if you look at Exchange and Outlook as just being an email server and client, you're missing the point. Of course, most people who run Exchange and Outlook never use the other stuff, but that's not the fault of the programs.

    If all you need are an email server and client, then that's sort of the point.

    And if all you need are an email server and a client, then you're better off getting tools that do one job and do it well.

    Luckily I haven't been exposed to Bloats apart from horror stories.

  365. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by sdhughes · · Score: 1

    Most viruses nowadays are actually trojans. How would you CLEAN a trojan? There's no data in there to salvage. And I can't imagine studying and detecting fingerprints of morphing viruses is a simple matter either. But to you, all commercial software is a joke, isn't it. Yet, you pirate it anyway....

  366. CoyboyNeal is a fat ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus man! Get on a Stairmaster ya pudgy bastard!

  367. Running viruses from jpegs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's true that virus code sitting in jpeg file doesn't run on it's own. However, it's a great way to move large payloads of viral matter to pcs and THEN execute it with a program capable of extracting this code, a bootloader basically!

  368. Re:Darn... and I just updated my anti-virus softwa by Pfhor · · Score: 3, Informative

    As a techdesk monkey at like local college, I can say that Klez is a bitch to get rid of.

    Actually, www.sarc.com provides a free klez removal tool, which will fix all executables, etc. which were infected by klez.

  369. I do agree with you however.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do agree with your viewpoints however, I think you need to do a bit more research and redirect your feelings.

    The Virus you are referring to is called W32/Perrun, and isn't a true virus, in my opinion. If somebody is saying that you have to be infected with a virus to be vulnerable to W32/Perrun, then they are mistaken. You do however have to have the "infector" on your machine. The "infector" is nothing more than an EXE file with potentially malicious intent. This infector could launch viral code, some type of DOS/DDOS attack or pretty much anything else. The current infector will by default infect another JPEG image on your machine. It is not like a typical virus that has a built in replication method and will spread from JPEG to JPEG.

    The JPEG itself only has a small modification that causes it to call the "infector" Which as stated above could contain a malicious payload. This will corrupt the JPEG as you mentioned, but the JPEG its self does not contain anything harmful.

    AntiVirus companies such as Mcafee (Network Associates) have released press releases, but do you blame them? This is the first time this has been done, ever! I am personally glad they notify the public, rather than keep it a secret like one of the other software giants (Microsoft) that only tells about problems when their arms are twisted. The majority of hype comes from the local media. On the 13th the local channels were teasing their news casts with "If you trade family pictures on-line, you need to beware of a new computer virus." Never once did they mention that the virus was not in the wild and was submitted directly to Network Associates as a proof of concept from the author.

    I think this is where you should target your frustrations. There is already enough trouble in the IT world and we are just starting to recover. Let's focus on the news media as we all know they over hype everything.

  370. Good to run Lynx by TibbonZero · · Score: 1

    Well, it's a good day to run Lynx, that makes my running Linux, checking my mail with Pine or Elm (which aren't subject to many viruses), and using Lynx, which doesn't have graphics support in it.

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  371. Idiocy by sawilson · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that MS users speak about things that they have no understanding of. It's a common trend. Try reading a book. When you have a thorough understanding of the hows and whys behind viruses and microsoft products, you'll understand why you come across so stupid.

  372. Bulgravia by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

    There is no country called Bulgravia.

    Neither did Alien54 state that there is.

    I wouldn't choose to use Scientology terms to give an example, but Bulgravia is actually defined as a geographical area, more info here.

    One of the bashers actually indicated that he can use google, only not very well...

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