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  1. It's not that simple. on Paycheck-Style Memory Erasure: How Close Are We? · · Score: 1

    Zapping individual neurons won't get you anywhere. (Well, not anywhere useful.)
    The idea that specific thoughts (or even specific types of thought) are tied to
    specific neurons (or even specific portions of the cerebrum) has been rather
    thoroughly debunked. Just about the only thing we do know about the higher
    levels of how the brain works is that it _doesn't_ divide work up by physical
    area. Anything you think about, neurons all over your whole brain are involved
    with it. Beyond that, we're not really sure yet how it works.

    We do understand the low levels of how signals are passed from one neuron to
    another, chemically. But how all that adds up to thought, we don't know yet.

    If you take an introductory-level psych course, you'll learn about various
    major theories of past psychologists about how the brain works. Most of them,
    up until about the middle of the twentieth century, believed that different
    areas of the brain are responsible for different types of thought and that
    individual memories are stored in separate locations. This was the prevailing
    view, because it seems obvious -- but you'll also learn about the various events
    (most of them involving accidents of some kind, like the guy who got a metal
    rod shot into his head and lived, brain tumors, et cetera) that lead gradually
    toward a near-universal rejection of those ideas. To all appearances, the
    brain does NOT work that way, despite what many scientists used to think.

  2. Re:All technology is driven by 3 things.... on What Applications Will Drive System Performance? · · Score: 1

    Oh, some also would say religion. The press, they would say, was developed to
    print the Bible. (This is at least partly true.) They would also point to the
    crusades as a major cause of the development of a lot of technology in Europe.

    I personally disagree with this assessment, though it has some validity.
    However, I believe that the Bible wasn't the *only* thing Gutenberg wanted to
    print. He printed it first because it was the best-known and most-revered book,
    but he wanted to print books in general, not _only_ the Bible. As for the
    crusades, religion was certainly abused to talk many people into them, but I
    believe they were organised for political, not religious, reasons. Besides,
    it is an historical coincidence (if there is such a thing) that the crusades
    drove more tech development than other wars. It is only because they got the
    warriors to physical locations they hadn't travelled to from Europe recently
    that the crusades are significant. A religious war between, say, England and
    France would not have driven any more technological development than any other
    war. So it was new-found knowledge of a foreign place that drove the new
    technology -- communication, or transportation, or both. And, of course, war.

  3. Re:All technology is driven by 3 things.... on What Applications Will Drive System Performance? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > Pornography, military, and gamers.

    I wish I knew where this idea came from so I could debunk it properly. The
    military I'll grant; war has always been a driving force of technology. The
    other two I question. Games are driving new technology now, and have been
    for thirty years or so, but historically that's a blip on the radar.

    I would propose a different three things (well, two of them different): war,
    communications, and entertainment. (If you like, you can group porn and games
    under the umbrella of entertainment, but I believe other forms of entertainment
    such as hunting and racing and even literature have been just as responsible
    for driving technological development as games or porn.) Some would say space,
    but that was really mostly driven by the miliary, especially at first. Some
    also would say transportation, which is arguable, but I contend that usually
    one form or another of communication was driving the development of newer and
    better forms of transportation, at least until the last century or so. At
    minimum, transportation and communication have fed off one another, as there's
    little compelling reason to go somewhere if you don't have information about
    that place.

    Think about communications, though. Writing. Paper (both early forms such as
    parchment and papyrus as well as modern paper). The printing press. Movable
    type. Telegraph and phone lines. Radio. Ethernet. TCP/IP. These are the
    technologies that really matter, the enabling technologies, the ones on which
    everything else is based, the ones without which none of the others would have
    happened.

    These big three (war, communications, and entertainment) all also feed off one
    another. Gunpowder was used in fireworks, later weapons. Rapid-loading guns
    are only possible due to the self-contained cartridge, which is based on the
    percussion cap developed for... hunting -- a sport, a kind of entertainment.
    On the other hand, intercontinental communication was driven by better ships,
    driven by naval needs, for the military -- war. And if you've ever seen Wag
    the Dog, you'll either chuckle about the notion of entertainment driving war,
    or shudder and nod, depending on your philosophical position. Either way, it
    is difficult to argue that any one of these three have not been a major driving
    force behind the development of technology.

    Transportation, as I said, also is arguable. Gaming, in recent years, is true,
    but I contend that fits under the broader category of entertainment. Maybe
    I'm naive, but I can't think of any important technology that has been driven
    to development by porn. Unless you want to say bandwidth, but I'd call that
    communications, and anyway, I'd say that bandwidth has been driven to a larger
    extent by games (entertainment) and shopping (entertainment), the military,
    and, especially in the early years, plain old garden variety communications,
    like email and usenet.

  4. Re:Nice idea (?) on Reflecting on Linux Security in 2003 · · Score: 1

    > You are also assuming that nobody will be lured to write a patch for an
    > unsolved vulnerability by the thought of large piles of cash, which is
    > obviously incorrect.

    It's also obviously irrelevant. The entity supplying the service will collect
    the fees whether any given specific patch is released in a timely fashion or
    not; the person(s) creating the patch has no way to collect any of that money.

    If the software is open, the problem will be patched by someone who is motivated
    to create the patch because they use the software and don't want to be
    vulnerable. Yes, there are people who might be motivated by the money, but
    not with the same panicked this-has-to-be-done-YESTERDAY motivation that will
    possess the admin of a mission-critical system left open by a vulnerability.
    Also, the people who are most familiar with the software (and therefore best
    able to patch the issue) are the people who already work with the source code
    on a regular basis -- so (in the case of open-source stuff) they're obviously
    already motivated to work on the software in question.

    With proprietary software, the only people who could fix the problem would be
    the employees who are already paid to work on the software, and they'll do it
    when (or if) management says so. Any money that the company collected from a
    security patch service would almost surely not make it into the pocket of the
    employee who fixed the problem. It would be *possible* for a company to have
    a program that fed bonuses to employees who come out with the first viable fix
    for vulnerabilities, but it is by no means a foregone conclusion that this
    would be any more likely to be the case if fees were charged to the end users
    for an security update service.

    Anyway, any possible benefit in reduced response times would be far outweighed
    by the many, many systems that would go unpatched due to lack of funds for the
    security update service. The obvious solution to this (for commercial
    software) is to include an n-year subscription with the price of the software.

    For open-source software, I'm thinking a bittorrent-like solution to _reduce_
    the bandwidth cost of the update server is preferable to a subscription fee to
    offset the cost. Incremental binary patches from one specific version to
    another might potentially be a bandwidth-saving option for some distros, but
    the bittorrent solution is probably even better and probably also more robust.

  5. Salvage yards on Proper Disposal Of Old PCs? · · Score: 1

    Look in the yellow pages under "Salvage". Where I live, there's a little place
    called CTR just up the road in Crestline, about a five minute drive from here.
    There may be something similar near where you live.

  6. Re:Chili? on New Survey Finds No Linux 'Chill' From SCO Suit · · Score: 1

    > What the hell is a Linux Chili?

    Anyone can have a bowl, but if you add anything to your bowl, you have to add
    it back into the main pot as well. So, if you like cheese in your chili and
    add cheese to yours, you have to put your cheese back into the pot.

    There's quite a lot of stuff in the Linux Chili these days. Tomatoes, rice,
    corn, cheddar, cojack, motzarella, and several other kinds of cheese, at least
    twenty different kinds of beans and fifteen kinds of peppers (even some Hatari),
    beef, pork, mutton, vennison, perch, ...

  7. Re:Slashdottism on Looking Back At Windows Security In 2003 · · Score: 1

    > Isn't it funny that nevertheless Microsoft marketing has brainwashed the
    > masses to the point that they actually believe that WinXP has become more
    > secure than Win9x?

    It is in many respects more *securable*. (More than Win9x, I mean.)

    Yes, it's horrible (security-wise) out of the box. NT was, until Marketing
    got ahold of it, not really designed to be used in its out of the box state.
    It needs configuring. It was designed to be deployed by an IT staff across
    desktops in a company or organization -- for that, it doesn't really need to
    be secure as such out of the box per se (though it would've been nice), or to
    be installed by OEMs on off-the-shelf systems. OEMs are *supposed* to do
    that configuring, or some of it, for you. Theoretically. Instead, some of
    them choose to install a metric butload of cheesy dross, but for that you have
    to blame the OEM.

    As far as non-IT-professional consumers buying boxed copies of WinXP and
    installing it themselves, well, that's a result of Marketing; it wasn't
    designed for that. It needs to be installed and configured by a professional.

    Of course, in the real world there are hundreds of thousands of WinXP boxes
    out there that have not been secured at *all*. This is bad. We can only
    hope Microsoft learned from it and will create a more secure OOTB default
    configuration for Longhorn desktop. It is IMO noteworthy that earlier
    versions of NT, due to who bought and used it, did not create the kind of
    nightmares we've seen with XP, even though in principle they were no more
    secure OOTB than XP is. Yeah, there were security issues, but nothing like
    this past fall, in terms of impact on the whole world.

    Still, WinXP is not nearly the worst product on the market, security-wise.
    (That dubious honour clearly belongs to Outlook.)

  8. Re:BeOS performance. on Interview with OpenBeOS Leader Michael Phipps · · Score: 1

    > I've applied gaussian blurs on images in BeOS (obviously not in photoshop,
    > but in natively written image editting programs in BeOS), and at most it
    > has taken a minute and a half to apply the effect.

    His point wasn't that this particular operation is necessarily slow, but that
    it *can* be slower than on other systems without bothering the typical desktop
    user as much as, say, a delay before display when unminimizing a window. IOW,
    he was saying that the user's perception of performance is based mostly on
    things that the BeOS handled well. I tend to agree, though other systems are
    catching up these days. The most useful feature of BeOS that I still haven't
    seen in another system is the ability to have different resolutions and color
    depths on different virtual desktops ("workspaces", the BeOS folks call them).
    The pervasive multithreading has made its way into other systems, and the
    abuse of filesystem attributes (e.g., using zero-byte files to store significant
    amounts of information) was, despite being genuinely innovative, not terribly
    useful.

  9. Re:How does this benefit me? on Linux 2.6.0 Kernel Released · · Score: 1

    > I honestly want to know.

    Depends. If you're a gamer, 2.6 has better realtime support (than 2.4) for
    sound and such. It also has SATA support, which only matters if you have
    any SATA drives. And some other things. ISTR that the O(1) scheduler went
    in, which could be helpful performance-wise for the computing cluster if it
    tends to have a lot of processes running at once.

    *shrug*. Don't throw out your 2.4 kernels yet. 2.6.0 ends in .0, so obviously
    some kinks will be worked out over the coming months. But if you've got a
    non-critical system you can afford to test it out on, such as a desktop, this
    is a good time to do that. If it breaks things, you can always go back to
    2.4.x for a while.

  10. Re:What's the use? on Blender Adds Raytracing · · Score: 1

    > Keep in mind that all the Pixar movies use rasterization techniques, not
    > raytracing or radiosity.

    This is due to the number of frames they have to render and the time they
    have to do it in and the hardware they have to do it on. Raytracing takes
    more time, and they have a deadline to meet if they want to come in under
    budget. As hardware gets faster and cheaper, you'll *eventually* see things
    raytraced more and more. I once tried to calculate approximately when good
    PC hardware would be fast enough to raytrace a 3D FPS game in realtime. I
    had to make some assumptions, and came out with something like 2020, based
    on Moore's law, assumptions about increasing expectations of resolution,
    and some other factors I don't recall now. It's a very rough guess. Also,
    it assumes that raytracing technology will improve between now and then and
    that for a FPS game you'd drop some of the more CPU-intensive stuff for
    performance reasons. (For example, if you had reflective/refractive objects,
    you wouldn't put them in a room with area lights, nor would you put either
    of those things in a room with atmospheric effects. Also you'd want to
    limit the number of light sources in any given room.)

    Right now, a good high-end PC can render a frame every several hours if
    it's complex or every several minutes if it's fairly simple.

    For still images, though, nothing beats raytracing except _perhaps_ real
    photography of real objects (or detailed models), maybe not even that (as
    it's harder to get exactly the lighting you want with real photography), and
    the same will be true for animation when the rendering hardware is up to it.

  11. Re:What's the use? on Blender Adds Raytracing · · Score: 1

    > Can anyone explain what the point of doing raytracing is over quicker
    > better methods?

    There are only quicker methods; there are no known _better_ methods. As for
    raytracing's advantages, it has three major advantages over faster methods:

    1. It looks better.
    2. It looks better.
    3. It looks better.

    If you compare screenshots from 3D games versus raytraced images, the difference
    is stunning. Good raytraced images *almost* look like photographs. Heck, if
    you set up the raytracer's virtual camera with a slight blur on the lens, you
    might be able to pass them off as amateur photos.

    For some sample raytraced shots, see www.irtc.org

  12. Re:god dammit on A Return Of The King Review · · Score: 1

    > I don't understand why everyone assumes that people who work with computers
    > like fantasy.

    I don't particularly like fantasy in general, but LOTR is special. It's of
    much higher quality than most fantasy.

  13. Re:god dammit on A Return Of The King Review · · Score: 1
    > i havent read the books

    Do yourself a favour. Go to the public library, get the books unabbridged on audiocassette, and listen to them whenever you're in the car for more than a few moments. Our local public library here has this set which will do nicely. (The narration is great, except when he tries to sing the songs, which he shouldn't have done, but that's me being picky.)

    The books are much better than the movies. Yeah, yeah, the movies are great. Read the books, and you'll see what I mean. They're better. Getting them on audio cuts down on the amount of time you have to devote to it, since you can make double use of time when your eyes are tied up, such as while driving, or when your hands are tied up, such as while eating.

  14. Re:bin laden.. on Saddam Hussein Arrested · · Score: 1

    > the U.N. is impotent and pointless

    The UN is only impotent when it can't agree. Such as in this case. We had
    several major nations backing us (not least Brittain), and that was enough to
    prevent the UN from stopping us from doing what we determined we needed to do.

    If the UN (excluding the US of course) ever _agrees_ that the US has to get
    out of Iraq, then for political reasons we'll pretty much have to do that.
    All the major world powers feel this political pressure. The nations that
    don't feel it are podunk third-world nations like Iraq -- those are the
    nations that defy UN sanctions, and yes, somebody (like the US for example)
    has to step in and do something militarily in those cases. But the larger
    nations are held in check by the political pressure that the UN does weild.

  15. Re:bin laden.. on Saddam Hussein Arrested · · Score: 1

    > Osama bin Laden killed 3000 people in the US.
    >
    > Saddam Hussein killed none.

    You can't really be enough of an imbecile to believe that killing people in
    the US is the only measure of a threat, can you? Hussein had been building
    a war machine in Iraq for two decades. He was an opportunistic tyrant, looking
    for chances to consolidate power. Some time back, if you recall, he made an
    attempt at a small neighboring nation. If he hadn't been driven back then,
    he would have taken a second neighbor and a third by this time. If he hadn't
    been watched carefully since, he'd have made a second attempt at Kuwait and
    probably taken it. The man was a serious threat to the political stability
    (such as it is) of the middle east -- a dangerous and heavily-contested region
    politically, as much a powder keg as any acreage on the globe, just as likely
    as the balkans to be the start of a world war.

    bin Laden was a threat to the peace of mind of people in the US, and perhaps
    the lives of a few. Hussein was a threat to humanity.

    That is, of course, not what he'll be tried for. Which is fine; it doesn't
    need to be. As far as any danger to the world goes, we could let him stand
    trial at the Hague, probably get off easy, and live out his life comfortably
    in Europe; as long as he doesn't return to power in the middle east, the
    threat is cared for. What we _can't_ do is put him before a US court and
    string him up in the fashion he deserves; that would be very policitally bad
    for the US, and I think Bush knows better. So what we'll probably do is try
    him in Baghdad for crimes against the Iraqi people. I'm not sure the outcome
    matters very much, as long as he never comes to power again.

    The hard thing is going to be building Iraq up to the point where the next
    person won't be just as bad or worse. We really need to do approximately
    what we did in Japan, after WWII, but I don't know if the Bush administration
    will have enough years in power (even _with_ another four, which is not a
    thing to take for granted) to make it happen, particularly the way they seem
    to have been dawdling about it. I would have thought that by now they ought
    to have districts drawn in a fashion that guarantees enough representatives to
    at least four major factions that none of them can get jack diddly squat
    pushed through without support from the other factions, set up an
    infrastructure for a provisional government, and set a date for the first
    election. I mean, sure, if you're going to make a first-world nation out of
    Iraq, you're going to need to install power and phone lines and all that jazz,
    yeah, but that stuff takes a while; getting a provisional government set up
    would earn some nice political capital and maybe buy some time to make the
    rest of it happen.

    Then again, depending on how the Hussein trial is conducted, that might buy
    some political capital and some time too. Still, in Bush's position, I would
    sure have been a lot quicker about drawing up districts for representation and
    stuff, the beginnings of a provisional government. It's not like it couldn't
    be done at the same time as other stuff. Also key is that if you can get a
    provisional government going, US and UN forces can be used to make sure it
    stays in power; that doesn't cost nearly as much politically as just running
    the country directly, like we are basically doing now.

  16. Re:Database concepts on SQL Vs. Access for Learning Database Concepts? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > I believe this is where access falls short. I don't believe the syntax of
    > access is 100% standard.

    Last I knew, no available database has 100% standard syntax. They all differ
    from the standard in a number of areas.

    The problem with Access is that it's becomming obscure. It's not included
    with most versions of MS Office anymore, for one reason or another (probably
    because MS wanted to drive sales of their _other_ database offering, SQL
    Server), and so consequently few desktops have it, so nobody knows it. SQL
    is used heavily on servers and in backend stuff, and so pretty much every
    database administrator knows one dialect or another of SQL.

    If you're teaching people who are going to work mostly with desktop and office
    stuff, Access might be appropriate, though frankly the database in MS Works is
    more widely distributed on the whole, simpler, better known, and adequate for
    basic office-type needs. If OTOH you're teaching people who are planning to
    work in IT and administer networks and servers, they're going to have to know
    SQL in one form or another. This will be true even if they work in an all
    Microsoft-only environment -- for serious databases MS strongly pushes their
    SQL Server product. If they work in a heterogenous environment, they'll use
    Oracle (if the database is mission-critical and the place is rolling in cash)
    or MySQL or PostgreSQL (for smaller installations) or _potentially_ MS SQL
    Server -- but the chances of seeing Access in a heterogenous environment are
    roughly zero. In any non-MS homogenous environment (e.g., everything comes
    from one specific Unix vendor) the chances of using Access for anything
    serious are *exactly* zero.

    The question then is which SQL implementation to have them know. I would
    suggest picking one of the four covered by SQL in a Nutshell, and make sure
    they're aware that there are differences in the other implementations.

    Which one to pick? Where are they looking to work? All-Microsoft shops?
    Teach 'em MS SQL Server. Big enterprises? Oracle. Small businesses with
    a heterogenous environment? MySQL probably, or perhaps PostgreSQL. If you
    don't know, just pick one. Knowing one dialect of SQL will make it easy for
    them to pick up another, so it's not wasted. There are differencesin the
    details, but the *concepts* are to a large extent the same, at least for the
    basic stuff you're going to teach in a course.

  17. Re:Programming languages on Funny Things You've Seen on Resumes? · · Score: 1

    > It is a full fledged programming language though.

    Right, that was my point. Its *purpose* may be page description (a form of
    markup), but while it is a special-purpose language (and therefore not really
    a general-purpose language) it nevertheless is a programming language.

    The same can be said of Inform (though its purpose is quite different). Zarf
    once wrote a (small, unpowerful, proof-of-concept-type) lisp interpreter in
    Inform, for (I assume) hack value, and other things have been done similarly
    in it (a tetris game, for example), but it is primarily used for just one
    thing, interactive fiction. Still, there's no question in anybody's mind
    about whether Inform is a programming language. It's not a *general-purpose*
    programming language (mostly because the platforms it compiles to don't have
    good general-purpose I/O, for portability reasons), but it's a programming
    language -- a special-purpose one. I'd put PostScript in the same category.

    As a side note, Zarf once threatened (in jest, I think) to do a work of
    interactive fiction in PostScript.

  18. It's working fine, relax. on Easy to use Household Temperature Monitor? · · Score: 1

    If your house is 60F (did you typo that?), everything is working exactly as it
    should. Maybe if the temperature were _less_ than room temperature, you might
    start to get concerned, but 60 is the highest you would ever want it to be
    (unless you're running a nursing home full of little old ladies who eat like
    birds and so get the shivers if the room drops below body temperature). We
    set our air conditioner lower than that in the summer.

  19. Re:Programming languages on Funny Things You've Seen on Resumes? · · Score: 1

    > Funny aside -- PostScript's processing instructions would probably make it
    > a good exception to these examples -- it probably _is_ Turing equivalent

    I fail to see how that makes it an exception. Sure, PostScript is powerful
    enough to be classified as a programming language. But it's not really a
    general-purpose language. So then, it's in the same category with TADS and
    POV -- a niche programming language, suited for a particular purpose.

    I would not classify PostScript as a markup language merely because it is
    capable of formatting content. Perl has extensive support for formats, and
    as far as that goes even C has printf, but we don't call them markup languages,
    because they support variables and flow control, which makes them programming
    languages. HTML (as such) supports neither, so it's obviously not a programming
    language. (There is of course ECMA script... but that is generally considered
    a separate language from HTML, close association notwithstanding.)

    I suppose one could argue that PostScript is a markup language because its
    primary intended purpose is to format content, but IMO that argument falls
    flat unless you want to consider ECMA script and PHP as markup languages
    also, which seems clearly wrong to me. Markup languages don't have flow
    control and variables and conditionals and so on and so forth.

  20. Re:Programming languages on Funny Things You've Seen on Resumes? · · Score: 1

    > You don't "run" an HTML page.

    Well, no, of course you can't just run it. You have to compile and link
    it first...</rimshot>

  21. Re:The things people complain about X... on First Xouvert Milestone Released · · Score: 1

    > the ability to have different resolutions on different virtual desktops

    BeOS has this (different colour depths too, if you want), and I can tell you,
    it's pretty nifty. Currently I don't use the multiple-desktops feature of X,
    because I don't much need to see my wallpaper very often, so having a lot of
    Windows in front of eachother is okay, and the task list in the Gnome panel
    is pretty good for keeping track of a lot of windows on one desktop. But I
    would probably use a second and maybe a third virtual desktop if they could
    have different resolutions from the first one.

  22. Re:The things people complain about X... on First Xouvert Milestone Released · · Score: 1

    > Actually, there's plenty to say about Windows as a server platform.

    Yeah, but he was trying to be *nice*.

    > VMS was a cruddy operating system.

    From the little experience I have with VMS it seems pretty good to me. Very
    solid in terms of never going down barring hardware failure. (Unfortunately,
    hardware failure seems to be depressingly common with the Alpha line. The
    Vax was a more robust system.)

    There are two problems with VMS though. First off, it's weird. By that I
    mean that there are a lot of things it doesn't do the same way that other
    systems do them, even when the other major systems (Unix, Windows, Mac) all
    do them roughly the same way. The second problem with VMS is that it's hard
    to hire people who know it well.

    > Windows NT, being largely derived from VMS

    As near as I can determine, this relationship is almost entirely mythological.
    Early versions of NT ostensibly took some low-level code from MS XENIX, and
    we're pretty sure that a lot of GUI and API stuff was taken from Windows 3.x,
    but beyond that it appears to have been mostly new stuff.

    If it were even tangentially related to VMS, it would probably be a lot more
    *different* from the other systems, and a lot more like VMS. If the
    filesystem for example were taken from VMS, one would expect it to have some
    of the strange VMS filesystem semantics. (I'm not talking about command line
    syntax here[1], but stuff like multiple different kinds of text files.) If
    the kernel were taken from VMS, one would expect NT to have batch queues and
    other process management features reminiscent of the minicomputer world, but
    it much more closely resembles Unix. If the networking layer were taken from
    VMS... err, let's just say it pretty obviously wasn't[2]. In summary, if
    you've used Unix, NT, and VMS, you start to think of Unix and NT of being
    fairly similar. If you've used Unix and NT before, VMS will weird you out.
    It's quite different. Much moreso than Mac, Apple slogans notwithstanding.

    The one thing in VMS that's mercifully similar to other systems is the
    environment variable system.

    [1] Though DCL syntax is a little odd, too. But that's a surface thing; the
    command-line syntax on any platform can be changed just by installing a
    different shell.

    [2] The networking stuff in VMS is *weird*. I don't properly understand it,
    but it sure as anything is not much like Windows or Unix networking.

  23. Re:Programming languages on Funny Things You've Seen on Resumes? · · Score: 1

    > I grow weary of seeing lots of young 20-something applicants fresh out of
    > school who claim they have excellent coding skills and then proceed to
    > list about ten different languages including HTML

    My resume lists languages in categories according to how well I know them.
    It says I'm fluent in Perl and lisp and "somewhat familiar" with several
    other languages. At one point it also said "and have had courses in" yet
    several more languages, but that's one of the things that's going to get cut
    next time I have to print the thing and want to get it down to a page, because
    I've added several technologies (like MySQL) since the last time I did so.

    And yeah, I list HTML, and CSS, but not under "programming languages". I list
    them in under web development, alongside CGI and MySQL.

    But I may not be the typical applicant you're talking about; my resume also
    says I have a little VMS experience...

    And I'm gonna have to take MS Office off, because the last time I did anything
    serious with it was too many versions ago at this point. (Think in terms of
    a version that ran on Windows 3.1...)

  24. Re:Scrunchy Face on Favorite Games at Holiday Parties? · · Score: 1

    > a person from the other team can examine the slip and confirm that
    > it's illegible

    Or if they think you're just being a wuss about the legibility, they can
    wisper to you what it says and you have to get your team to say it.

  25. Scrunchy Face on Favorite Games at Holiday Parties? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This scales really well to groups of various sizes containing persons of
    various ages. Just make sure that when you split teams you don't put all
    of something one one team (e.g., all of the geeks, all of the sports fans,
    all of the young people, whatever). Split all the demographics across
    both teams, and it works better.

    Here's how to play: Everybody writes names of famous persons on a bunch of
    little slips of paper, folds them once, and throws them in a big bowl. These
    can be names of current celebrities, historical figures, literary characters,
    cartoon characters, whatever, as long as they're sufficiently well-known
    that there's a decent chance several people in the room know about them.

    Then you take turns: a person from the one team, then a person from the
    other, and then another person from the first team, and so on. You get one
    minute to see how many you can get, as follows: You draw a slip of paper out,
    look at it, and then without saying any part of it yourself you must get
    someone on your team to say the name that's on the paper. If you've never
    heard of the person, it's too bad: you make a scrunchy face and try to get
    it some other way. ("Okay, the first name is the same as Ellison's first
    name, and he's something you make pickles from.") You cannot pass*. When
    you finish one, you draw another. When time runs out, you put the one you
    didn't finish back into the bowl without revealing any more about what it
    was, count how many you got, and add it to your team's score.

    This is way more fun than it sounds like. With the right group of people,
    someone can draw "Marvin K Mooney", "Alan Greenspan", and "Huldrych Zwingly"
    one after the other. Watching their face can be quite entertaining.

    * Exception: In cases of utter illegibility, when you can't make out
    the letters at all, a person from the other team can examine the slip
    and confirm that it's illegible, and you can skip it.