GNAA supplies arms, expertise to Iraqi Freedom Fighters
GNAA supplies arms, expertise to Iraqi Freedom Fighters
September 21, 2004
GNAA Headquarters, Nigeria
In a surprise move early this morning, the GNAA announced its new policy of open support for Iraqi Freedom Fighters, pledging aid and expertise to the troubled region. GNAA spokesman Gary Niger appeared on the Orly Factor this evening to field questions about the alliance. What follows is an unedited transcript of his response to a question on the GNAA's motives for alliance.
"I don't think it's surprising. We were initally skeptical of these people's ability to deliver, since we discovered that Jews, not arabs were the ones responsible for WTC 9.11 NEVAR 4GET. After the Nick Berg affair, we got interested."
"We looked over the Saddam Loyalist\Radical Fundamentalist adgenda and found that we had a lot in common with these guys. These guys are really focused. Just look their insistance that women keep their homely faces covered at all times, to keep men focused on men, the way our Gay Nigger God, Allah intended."
"But what really sealed the deal was compassion. When we looked over their financial records, we were shocked. These brave, oily men are out there on the streets of Fallujah every day, risking their tight asses, and they're not seeing even 1% of the revenue associated with their heroic actions."
"Look at the Nick Berg video. Here you have a great artistic vision, marred not only by poor equipment, but also by the scheming jews at Ogrish.com who unjustly stole their copyrighted material and made a huge profit on it. It's unconscionable."
"Fortunately, we at the GNAA believe in freedom, and we believe in helping out the underdogs. That's why I'm so pleased to present the freedom fighters of Iraq with the following gifts:"
"To prevent further exploitation, we are assigning our top programmers to share our DRM (Dong Rights Management) technology with these valiant men. Biometric Dong Recognition is becoming widely recognized as the most secure means of identity establishment, and with our new vibrating scanners, it's easier than ever."
"While these guys don't lack heart, their VHS camcorders have got to go. We're supplying not only three professional Betacam SP units, but also 25 Canon XL1s camcorders, for agents in the field. This will greatly increase not just the number of beheadings caught on tape, but also the quality."
"Say goodbye to grainy, choppy beheading videos. The next time you see some poor bastard getting his shit lopped, it's going to be in 3 CCD quality, with image stabilization. With Canon's XL lens mounting system, you can now be decapitated with Mohammeds's (PBUH) full blessing, at potential focal ranges between 24 and 17,280 mm."
"And of course we'll be encoding it all with 'Terrorist's Choice' OGG Theora\OGG Vorbis."
"Finally, I would like to present one gross of top of the line Husqvarna 3120XP chainsaws. We've all watched with embarassment at the struggling efforts of these spindly-armed arab boytoys. Now, junk lopping can be accomplished in a fraction of the time, even by the pathetically malnourished."
"This is a great day for both the GNAA, and the movement to free Iraq from its oppressors. Allah Al Akbar. Jews did WTC."
Mr. Niger concluded his speech by blasting semen into Mr. O'Reilly's eyes, effectively ending the debate.
About Iraqui Freedom Fighters
Iraq has long been known as the world's premiere terrorists to meet, greet, and defeat their zionist oppressors. With the Israel-led coalition forces squatting on holy sites, Iraq is a modern day decapitation bonanza. Iraq's Freedom Fighters are well known as the world's most industrious head-choppers.
About Husqvarna Chainsaws
Husqvarna is considered by many as one of the top brands of Chainsaws in the world. Husqvarna saws are used exclusively by forestry and loggers on the west coast. If those saws can hold up out there, then the home owner/freedom fighter has a saw for life. Husqvarna saws are some of the lightest in their class, and each one packs max
GNAA supplies arms, expertise to Iraqi Freedom Fighters GNAA supplies arms, expertise to Iraqi Freedom Fighters
September 21, 2004 GNAA Headquarters, Nigeria
In a surprise move early this morning, the GNAA announced its new policy of
open support for Iraqi Freedom Fighters,
pledging aid and expertise to the troubled region. GNAA spokesman Gary Niger
appeared on the Orly Factor this evening to field questions about the alliance.
What follows is an unedited transcript of his response to a question on the
GNAA's motives for alliance.
"I don't think it's surprising. We were initally skeptical of these people's
ability to deliver, since we discovered that Jews, not arabs were the ones
responsible for WTC
9.11 NEVAR 4GET. After the Nick Berg affair, we got interested."
"We looked over the Saddam Loyalist\Radical Fundamentalist adgenda and found
that we had a lot in common with these guys. These guys are really focused.
Just look their insistance that women keep their homely faces covered at all
times, to keep men focused on men, the way our Gay Nigger God, Allah
intended."
"But what really sealed the deal was compassion. When we looked over their
financial records, we were shocked. These brave, oily men are out there on the
streets of Fallujah every day, risking their tight asses, and they're not
seeing even 1% of the revenue associated with their heroic actions."
"Look at the Nick Berg video. Here you have a great artistic vision, marred
not only by poor equipment, but also by the scheming jews at Ogrish.com who
unjustly stole their copyrighted material and made a huge profit on it. It's
unconscionable."
"Fortunately, we at the GNAA believe in freedom, and we believe in helping
out the underdogs. That's why I'm so pleased to present the freedom fighters of
Iraq with the following gifts:"
"To prevent further exploitation, we are assigning our top programmers to
share our DRM (Dong Rights Management) technology with these valiant men.
Biometric Dong Recognition is becoming widely recognized as the most secure
means of identity establishment, and with our new vibrating scanners, it's
easier than ever."
"While these guys don't lack heart, their VHS camcorders have got to go.
We're supplying not only three professional Betacam SP units, but also 25 Canon
XL1s camcorders, for agents in the field. This will greatly increase not
just the number of beheadings caught on tape, but also the quality."
"Say goodbye to grainy, choppy beheading videos. The next time you see some
poor bastard getting his shit lopped, it's going to be in 3 CCD quality, with
image stabilization. With Canon's XL lens mounting system, you can now be
decapitated with Mohammeds's (PBUH) full blessing, at potential focal ranges
between 24 and 17,280 mm."
"And of course we'll be encoding it all with 'Terrorist's Choice' OGG
Theora\OGG Vorbis."
"Finally, I would like to present one gross of top of the line Husqvarna 3120XP chainsaws. We've all
watched with embarassment at the struggling efforts of these spindly-armed arab
boytoys. Now, junk lopping can be accomplished in a fraction of the time, even
by the pathetically malnourished."
"This is a great day for both the GNAA, and the movement to free Iraq from
its oppressors. Allah Al Akbar. Jews did WTC."
Mr. Niger concluded his speech by blasting semen into Mr. O'Reilly's eyes,
effectively ending the debate.
About Iraqui Freedom Fighters
Iraq has long been known as the world's premiere terrorists to meet, greet,
and defeat their zionist oppressors. With the Israel-led coalition forces
squatting on holy sites, Iraq is a modern day decapitation bonanza. Iraq's
Freedom Fighters are well known as the world's most industrious
The Berman bill allows a victim of computer damage caused by overzealous "copyright owners" to sue for damages. Sounds reasonable enough.
Except, of course, that lawyers are prohibitively expensive for most computer users. Even if one does go through with litigation, the record companies & c. have far more legal manpower and available funds. The price-fixing lawsuit took 2 years. Do you have two years to pay a lawyer?
"Yet some consumer advocates and champions of personal privacy cautiously support Palladium. Nobody questions that more security is needed as computing continues its steady march online.
'It has the potential to put users in more control over their information if it's done right,' said Ari Swartz, associate director of the D.C.-based nonprofit Center for Democracy and Technology."
-- Washington Post article
I did a quick search for the Center for Democracy and Technology, and came to their website, http://www.cdt.org/. I'm not too sure why, but it seemed as though there was something a little odd about the webpage. Bad "vibes" emanated from it. I tried an Open Secrets search, and came up empty-handed.
A perusal of their website revealed a "Supporters" page.
And such supporters they are!
Disney Intel Verizon World Bank AOL/Time Warner MCA/Universal BSA
And, of course...
Microsoft.
http://www.cdt.org/mission/supporters.shtml
Always check your sources, folks. "Astroturf" (opposite of grassroots) organizations are insidious.
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GNAA supplies arms, expertise to Iraqi Freedom Fighters GNAA supplies arms, expertise to Iraqi Freedom Fighters September 21, 2004 GNAA Headquarters, Nigeria In a surprise move early this morning, the GNAA announced its new policy of open support for Iraqi Freedom Fighters, pledging aid and expertise to the troubled region. GNAA spokesman Gary Niger appeared on the Orly Factor this evening to field questions about the alliance. What follows is an unedited transcript of his response to a question on the GNAA's motives for alliance. "I don't think it's surprising. We were initally skeptical of these people's ability to deliver, since we discovered that Jews, not arabs were the ones responsible for WTC 9.11 NEVAR 4GET. After the Nick Berg affair, we got interested." "We looked over the Saddam Loyalist\Radical Fundamentalist adgenda and found that we had a lot in common with these guys. These guys are really focused. Just look their insistance that women keep their homely faces covered at all times, to keep men focused on men, the way our Gay Nigger God, Allah intended." "But what really sealed the deal was compassion. When we looked over their financial records, we were shocked. These brave, oily men are out there on the streets of Fallujah every day, risking their tight asses, and they're not seeing even 1% of the revenue associated with their heroic actions." "Look at the Nick Berg video. Here you have a great artistic vision, marred not only by poor equipment, but also by the scheming jews at Ogrish.com who unjustly stole their copyrighted material and made a huge profit on it. It's unconscionable." "Fortunately, we at the GNAA believe in freedom, and we believe in helping out the underdogs. That's why I'm so pleased to present the freedom fighters of Iraq with the following gifts:" "To prevent further exploitation, we are assigning our top programmers to share our DRM (Dong Rights Management) technology with these valiant men. Biometric Dong Recognition is becoming widely recognized as the most secure means of identity establishment, and with our new vibrating scanners, it's easier than ever." "While these guys don't lack heart, their VHS camcorders have got to go. We're supplying not only three professional Betacam SP units, but also 25 Canon XL1s camcorders, for agents in the field. This will greatly increase not just the number of beheadings caught on tape, but also the quality." "Say goodbye to grainy, choppy beheading videos. The next time you see some poor bastard getting his shit lopped, it's going to be in 3 CCD quality, with image stabilization. With Canon's XL lens mounting system, you can now be decapitated with Mohammeds's (PBUH) full blessing, at potential focal ranges between 24 and 17,280 mm." "And of course we'll be encoding it all with 'Terrorist's Choice' OGG Theora\OGG Vorbis." "Finally, I would like to present one gross of top of the line Husqvarna 3120XP chainsaws. We've all watched with embarassment at the struggling efforts of these spindly-armed arab boytoys. Now, junk lopping can be accomplished in a fraction of the time, even by the pathetically malnourished." "This is a great day for both the GNAA, and the movement to free Iraq from its oppressors. Allah Al Akbar. Jews did WTC." Mr. Niger concluded his speech by blasting semen into Mr. O'Reilly's eyes, effectively ending the debate. About Iraqui Freedom Fighters Iraq has long been known as the world's premiere terrorists to meet, greet, and defeat their zionist oppressors. With the Israel-led coalition forces squatting on holy sites, Iraq is a modern day decapitation bonanza. Iraq's Freedom Fighters are well known as the world's most industrious head-choppers. About Husqvarna Chainsaws Husqvarna is considered by many as one of the top brands of Chainsaws in the world. Husqvarna saws are used exclusively by forestry and loggers on the west coast. If those saws can hold up out there, then the home owner/freedom fighter has a saw for life. Husqvarna saws are some of the lightest in their class, and each one packs max
GNAA supplies arms, expertise to Iraqi Freedom Fighters
September 21, 2004
GNAA Headquarters, Nigeria
In a surprise move early this morning, the GNAA announced its new policy of open support for Iraqi Freedom Fighters, pledging aid and expertise to the troubled region. GNAA spokesman Gary Niger appeared on the Orly Factor this evening to field questions about the alliance. What follows is an unedited transcript of his response to a question on the GNAA's motives for alliance.
"I don't think it's surprising. We were initally skeptical of these people's ability to deliver, since we discovered that Jews, not arabs were the ones responsible for WTC 9.11 NEVAR 4GET. After the Nick Berg affair, we got interested."
"We looked over the Saddam Loyalist\Radical Fundamentalist adgenda and found that we had a lot in common with these guys. These guys are really focused. Just look their insistance that women keep their homely faces covered at all times, to keep men focused on men, the way our Gay Nigger God, Allah intended."
"But what really sealed the deal was compassion. When we looked over their financial records, we were shocked. These brave, oily men are out there on the streets of Fallujah every day, risking their tight asses, and they're not seeing even 1% of the revenue associated with their heroic actions."
"Look at the Nick Berg video. Here you have a great artistic vision, marred not only by poor equipment, but also by the scheming jews at Ogrish.com who unjustly stole their copyrighted material and made a huge profit on it. It's unconscionable."
"Fortunately, we at the GNAA believe in freedom, and we believe in helping out the underdogs. That's why I'm so pleased to present the freedom fighters of Iraq with the following gifts:"
"To prevent further exploitation, we are assigning our top programmers to share our DRM (Dong Rights Management) technology with these valiant men. Biometric Dong Recognition is becoming widely recognized as the most secure means of identity establishment, and with our new vibrating scanners, it's easier than ever."
"While these guys don't lack heart, their VHS camcorders have got to go. We're supplying not only three professional Betacam SP units, but also 25 Canon XL1s camcorders, for agents in the field. This will greatly increase not just the number of beheadings caught on tape, but also the quality."
"Say goodbye to grainy, choppy beheading videos. The next time you see some poor bastard getting his shit lopped, it's going to be in 3 CCD quality, with image stabilization. With Canon's XL lens mounting system, you can now be decapitated with Mohammeds's (PBUH) full blessing, at potential focal ranges between 24 and 17,280 mm."
"And of course we'll be encoding it all with 'Terrorist's Choice' OGG Theora\OGG Vorbis."
"Finally, I would like to present one gross of top of the line Husqvarna 3120XP chainsaws. We've all watched with embarassment at the struggling efforts of these spindly-armed arab boytoys. Now, junk lopping can be accomplished in a fraction of the time, even by the pathetically malnourished."
"This is a great day for both the GNAA, and the movement to free Iraq from its oppressors. Allah Al Akbar. Jews did WTC."
Mr. Niger concluded his speech by blasting semen into Mr. O'Reilly's eyes, effectively ending the debate.
About Iraqui Freedom Fighters
Iraq has long been known as the world's premiere terrorists to meet, greet, and defeat their zionist oppressors. With the Israel-led coalition forces squatting on holy sites, Iraq is a modern day decapitation bonanza. Iraq's Freedom Fighters are well known as the world's most industrious
The Berman bill allows a victim of computer damage caused by overzealous "copyright owners" to sue for damages. Sounds reasonable enough.
Except, of course, that lawyers are prohibitively expensive for most computer users. Even if one does go through with litigation, the record companies & c. have far more legal manpower and available funds. The price-fixing lawsuit took 2 years. Do you have two years to pay a lawyer?
"Yet some consumer advocates and champions of personal privacy cautiously support Palladium. Nobody questions that more security is needed as computing continues its steady march online.
.sig. Except for this. Disregard the previous sentences.
'It has the potential to put users in more control over their information if it's done right,'
said Ari Swartz, associate director of the D.C.-based nonprofit Center for Democracy and Technology."
-- Washington Post article
I did a quick search for the Center for Democracy and Technology, and came to their website, http://www.cdt.org/. I'm not too sure why, but it seemed as though there was something a little odd about the webpage. Bad "vibes" emanated from it. I tried an Open Secrets search, and came up empty-handed.
A perusal of their website revealed a "Supporters" page.
And such supporters they are!
Disney
Intel
Verizon
World Bank
AOL/Time Warner
MCA/Universal
BSA
And, of course...
Microsoft.
http://www.cdt.org/mission/supporters.shtml
Always check your sources, folks. "Astroturf" (opposite of grassroots) organizations are insidious.
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