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  1. Re:obligatory comment on Nintendo Hires Walking Gamers · · Score: -1

    There's a pretty good book being sold on Amazon about the role of hot women in the videogame industry that you should all check out. I recommend it!

  2. Re:Asleep at the wheel? on A Quick Peek From the Matrix Set In Sydney · · Score: -1

    Oh, alright..

    Just a bit disappointing, that's all.

  3. Re:oooh... on Video Games Found To Decrease Brain Activity · · Score: -1

    You misspelled "open source," but made up for it with the content of your post.

  4. Re:bad pickup lines? on Nintendo Hires Walking Gamers · · Score: -1

    That's what your mom said to me last night.

  5. Re:LOL! on Nintendo Hires Walking Gamers · · Score: -1

    You shouldn't rub your hands together after looking at porn. At least wash then first, you dirty Linux hippie.

  6. Re:Linux on Why Mandrake is Too Cool for UnitedLinux · · Score: -1

    You: are the recipient of a Spooge Award.

    8=====================D~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    I don't see too many caps, but here are some nice lower case letters for the lameness filter: fdsoiusdfhofdiufhaoiafsudghoifugdsoiufassdfoaisudh f oiasduhfpoauhasoiudhfoipasuhdfiouashdfp iouashdfio uashdfo iuahsoiuhaoisudhfoiajnmowiejfhaiosudhf

  7. Re:CNN. Good going, and good reporting. on Nintendo Hires Walking Gamers · · Score: -1

    There's a 95% chance that you're a fucking idiot, you moron. Go get some "not being a fucking retard" and chew on it for a bit.

  8. Re:Damn Microsoft on Exploitable MS FrontPage Apache Installs · · Score: -1

    Linux has a very severe flaw: It was programmed with a hidden ass-suckage macro, meant to be accessible only to the developer. However, due to the open source nature of the OS, it was programmed sloppily and this feature is set to be on by default.

  9. Re:oooh... on Video Games Found To Decrease Brain Activity · · Score: -1

    Actually, since Windows users are less likely to be bigoted retards with severe social and mental disorders and no friends, they were excluded from the study.

  10. Re:can't make a windows machine . . . on Video Games Found To Decrease Brain Activity · · Score: -1

    You're an idiot. Prolly a Linux user.

  11. Re:Well sure! on Video Games Found To Decrease Brain Activity · · Score: -1

    No, that dumbness is caused by Linux use and failure to realise that free software sucks.

  12. Re:Lol on OSI Launches Certification Program With Logo · · Score: -1

    I think it's a reference to hello.jpg

    Wow, these guys sure do make it easy.

  13. Re:What about... on OSI Launches Certification Program With Logo · · Score: -1

    I agree, they should keep that one, for multiple reasons.

    1) It is a gnu, which is somewhat similar to a goat. That is closely related to goatse.

    2) It looks really ass-retarded, which associates it even more closely with open-source software.

  14. Re:Logo 1.1 on OSI Launches Certification Program With Logo · · Score: -1

    I think it would be better if it had a G to the left of the current logo, and "atse" on the right. It would certainly invoke the image of open source.

    Wow, all the opportunities to use that joke.

  15. Re:I like simple logos, but ... on OSI Launches Certification Program With Logo · · Score: -1

    Like most open source things, it is a giant asshole being spread wide open.

    Get it? Open, for open source.

  16. Re:Hey Taco! on XML and Java, Developing Web Applications · · Score: -1

    Wow, it's almost as if you are the Linux to my Windows. I'd invoke the DMCA, but I'm flattered by your shameless rip-off of my phat stylez. Well done (unlike Linux)

  17. Re:New information for all Lunix users on The AudioGalaxy Story · · Score: -1

    Dude, you're a fucking idiot.

    Also, I like how you say that Open Source isn't built on capitalism. That's the main reason for its massive suckitude.

  18. Re:at least on OSI Launches Certification Program With Logo · · Score: -1

    Are you sure the gay demon thing doesn't count as a gay logo? I'm sure it took some creative gay minds to design something so gay.

  19. Re:Wow, this will help on OSI Launches Certification Program With Logo · · Score: -1

    By command of the Queen of Spain, you have been awarded a Spooge Award. May you forever uphold the honour of the Queen of Spain, and her right-hand man, Jon Barrett.

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  20. Re:Asleep at the wheel? on A Quick Peek From the Matrix Set In Sydney · · Score: -1

    I was expecting something similar to the link in your sig, or at the very least mine... All I got was four windows that froze and left my main slashdot window responsive.

    Is that what it was supposed to do? Or was it actually supposed to be a massive repeated-goatse with "HEY EVERYBODY! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" wav thing?

  21. Re:What I am hoping for.... on Quake For the Blind · · Score: -1

    That doesn't make you a spazz, that makes you someone who tried to make a really stupid joke and got modded Troll. Jon disapproves.

  22. I missed FP on OSI Launches Certification Program With Logo · · Score: -1

    Because 18 seconds is just a bit less than 20. Shit on a stick.

  23. Re:Goofaw on Apple Blacklists "Rumor Promoting" Publications · · Score: -1

    Linux sucks though! I suggest consulting Jon Barrett.

  24. Copy protection. on Xbox Runs Its First Legal Homebrew App · · Score: -1

    Stupid Peek Freans. Jon Barrett would be displeased with this.

    I just had to circumvent a nasty copy-prevention mechanism on a box of cookies. Stupid shrink wrap inside the cookie box. Luckily I live in Canada and the DMCA won't goatse me.

  25. Re:For the record... on New Alloy Stronger Than Fe And Ti · · Score: -1

    Fucking HTML formatting.

    how many slashdotters are blacksmiths, I wonder?

    That would make a good poll..
    How many slashdotters are blacksmiths?
    - 1-4
    - 5-19
    - 20-99
    - 100 or more
    - I don't have any idea, you insensitive cretin.
    - CowboyNeal


    FUCKING 2-minute rule. Only a Linux user would devise such a thing.