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  1. please, hurry up and sell one!! on Amphibious RVing for the Masses · · Score: 1

    sell one quick and buy some more bandwidth so we can see the damn things!

  2. YOU PLAY NICE! on RIAA Now Targets Pirates' Parents · · Score: 1

    Or I'm gonna tell your momma on you!!

    Your pal,
    RIAA

  3. stop the fud now. on Gartner Says Delay Linux Deployment Due to SCO · · Score: 2, Funny

    Drop the MOAB now.
    They refused to drink the koolaid.
    John has a long mustache.
    The chair is against the wall.

  4. Damnit! on Amphibious RVing for the Masses · · Score: 1

    Everyone beat me to the Cuban thing!
    And I thought I had an exclusive on that.

  5. Re:Remember the "Kick Me" sign on the back... on DirectX Flaw Leaves Windows Vulnerable · · Score: 1

    Users of M$ probably should feel about like the goatse.cx posterboy...

  6. Re:Another direct x vulnerability on DirectX Flaw Leaves Windows Vulnerable · · Score: 1

    Huh?? I don't get it??
    Maybe I have my Konqueror browser configured wrong to take advantage of the free offer??

    Thanks.. :-/

  7. Bashdot? on DirectX Flaw Leaves Windows Vulnerable · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, I like that. Let's spawn a division of /. called bashdot (b.) where the daily M$ flaws can be posted. That will free up a LOT of /. real estate for important matters like SCO scoops..

  8. Yoga?? on Meditation in the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    That's all for pussies.
    I'm for the postal method.
    Tried and proven, those that annoy you will no longer.. /just kidding/

  9. Re:Oi Vague on Microsoft's Patent Problem · · Score: 1

    I refer to the glass covered holes in my home as "viewing portals" so that no one will ever make the mistake of thinking they heard me say "I have windows in my house"...

  10. I AM GOD... on Microsoft's Patent Problem · · Score: 1

    I am absolute ruler of the known and unknown universe. Bow before me and worship me for I own all that exists.

    I just patented the "patent application process".
    I also just patented "patents".
    I patented "Intellectual Property" also.
    and I claim all prior art and all IP.

    Everything that is, ever was and ever will be is mine.

    Send your royalty payments by check to:

    GOD
    P.O. Box 1
    Bumbleshoot, Arkansas 42089

    (you too Bill...)

  11. Re:Happy happy joy joy!!! on Microsoft's Patent Problem · · Score: 1

    Windows zealot...

  12. Re:Check it out on Microsoft's Patent Problem · · Score: 1

    "Looks like all you Windows zealots are stuck with a big yellow smiley face for an operating system."

    Wooohooo!!! OMFG!! I love that!
    My guts hurt from laughing!

    Har-de-har har! Thanks, you made my day!

  13. Happy happy joy joy!!! on Microsoft's Patent Problem · · Score: 1

    Words can't come clos eto describing the joy I take in this news!

    I hope bill drinks the kool-aid over this....

    HAHAHA!!!

  14. Re:ARGH with the MS bashing on Swiss Researchers Exploit Windows Password Flaw · · Score: 1

    So??

    These are FIXED..

    You point it moot..

  15. Ok, here you go, on Swiss Researchers Exploit Windows Password Flaw · · Score: 1

    I've told you and told you, windows is, aw hell, you know the routine..

    When I was a kid I used crayola's and contruction paper in 1st grade. Then they gave us fat pencils and 1" ruled paper.

    The next year we got regular #2 pencils and regular paper.

    A few years later we got to use ball point pens.

    Then came Windows and we used that for a few years.

    Now I'm all grown up and I use Linux.

  16. Re:Gaaaah, the irony... on MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials · · Score: 1

    $9 freaking bucks?!!

    Are you shitting me?!!

    Damn, I haven't been to a movie in years, but that's freaking insane! No way in hell would I ever pay that much to watch a movie.

    At that price I would be tempted to download a movie, if I were into modern movies. Which I am not..

    Damn, that's nuts!

  17. Oh boo fscking hoo... on MPAA to Launch Anti-Piracy Commercials · · Score: 1

    If they wouldn't make such shitty movies and gouge people in the ass so hard at the theatre they wouldn't be in such a mess.

    I've seen dozens of theatres in this area close up forever over the years.

    Last time I went to a movie (about 8 years ago) I took the wife and kids and it was over $30 for 4 tickets and snacks. $3 for a 20oz soda back then when a soda in the store was 49cents.

    We just quit going and waited for stuff to come out at the rental store on tape. Now I don't even watch movies anymore, the "actors" all suck.

    They can't act and the plot is crap.
    That's why they blast you with loud ass music and shit blowing up and SFX from hell. To distract you from the fact that the movie just flat sucks.

    I tried to watch LOTR on satellite and I could NOT understand what they were saying, the vocals were too low. When I turned it up to hear what they were saying some loud ass music would blast me even deafer than I am now and I had to turn it back down again. Up and down, up and down.

    I finally went and watched it in the bedroom on a 13in TV that has CC and THEN I could at last understand what was going on.

    LAY OFF THE LOUD SHIT!!

    I have taken to watching movies from the 30's now. They HAD to be good actors, they had no special effects or grand musical score to distract you. They just acted and they had to convince you or the movie was a bomb. It was do or die then. Watch an old movie sometime and see what I mean..

    Yes, if they weren't so greedy and would get some real actors and real story writers they might end up doing something good..

  18. When all the jobs are gone here, on IBM Moving Developer Jobs Overseas · · Score: 0

    what do all the immigrants propose to do?
    Live on welfare? And where will the welfare funds come from? You have to tax working people to have the money to give it away to someone else.

    The government never gave away something that it didn't take from someone else.

    When this is a total service society, and Pedro and Umbakki are coming here to mop floors and flip burgers, who will they be doing it for?

    Someone has to have a job to have money to employ these people. This whole system is broken. The enconomy of the US and the rest of the world is going to collapse. We are the backbone that supports the world and the weight of the world is about to break that backbone..

    1929 will look like a cakewalk when it goes down again..

  19. Re:bullshit on The Impending IP Crisis · · Score: 1

    Yes, it does fit your posting.

  20. bullshit on The Impending IP Crisis · · Score: 1

    In the future, everything from automobiles to home appliances will be connected to the Internet, Mr. Lightman said, "and we're going to need something like 100 IP addresses for each human being."

    1. Bullshit.
    2. Why?

    I'll never, ever have need of 100 IP addresses. One is all I need. My router handles all my computer needs.

    I don't need nor do I want a toaster or refrigerator or a toilet with an IP address. My car doesn't need one (it's 28 years old anyway) and my cell phone doesn't need one. And when my son moves off to college next month I'm disconnecting my home phone and will only use my cell phone. Assigning IP addresses to household appliances is STUPID. Can you say ABUSE??

    Can you say PRIVACY?? I have about 7 or 8, maybe a few more PC's here at home but those are the ONLY modern things I use. Everything else I own and use is OLD/LOW tech and *I* retain total control over everything in my home.

    Maybe professor Warwick is masturbating to the idea of a connected world but a lot of us are not..

  21. Behold, the face of EVIL on SCO Extorting Unixware Licenses to Linux Users? · · Score: 1

    Darl Bin Laden is as un-American as they come.
    Here he is with his mask removed.
    Darl Bin Laden

  22. Behold, the face of EVIL on How SCO Helped Linux Go Enterprise · · Score: 1

    Darl Bin Laden is showing his TRUE COLORS

  23. Re:This is blatantly off-topic but... on How SCO Helped Linux Go Enterprise · · Score: 1, Funny

    The REAL question is, Why is OSDN and /. running M$ ads ???

    Now that's a real ass scratcher...

  24. BOHICA on SCO Awarded UNIX Copyright Regs, McBride Interview · · Score: 1

    http://news.gw.com/netbsd.advocacy/3435
    SCO update: "Issues with BSD" ?

    [netbsd.advocacy]

    Subject: SCO update: "Issues with BSD" ?
    From: mac@Wireless.Com (Mike Cheponis)
    Newsgroups: netbsd.advocacy
    Organization: TAC News Gateway
    Date: Jun 16 2003 23:47:18

    Hmmm.... SCO is certainly making life unpleasant for many. -Mike

    From BYTE.COM newsletter:

    ________
    1. Special Feature: SCO Owns Your Computer
    ________

    Fittingly, it was Friday the 13th. A sunny San Francisco morning.
    But my discussion with Chris Sontag, SCO's Senior Vice President,
    Operating Systems Division, was driving the sunshine from our
    room, creating an atmosphere appropriate for the 13th. Let me
    summarize in a parable...

    In the beginning was AT&T Bell Labs, staffed by a benevolent team
    of PhDs and research scientists. AT&T produced this really neat
    operating system--System V--which computer manufacturers wanted to
    license and use. Everybody was happy to sign tough contracts with
    these benevolent scientists--licenses which deeded all derivative
    works back to AT&T, licenses that covered all "methods" and
    "concepts" of operating systems. But now those licenses are owned
    by SCO and its team of lawyers who are certain that AIX and all
    the other IXs belong to SCO. And the company now wants royalties
    from users of all these operating systems--especially Linux.

    Specifically, Sontag believes the "SCO technologies" which were
    misappropriated into AIX, IRIX, and the derivative UNIX-alikes
    (including Linux) are:

    * JFS (Journalling File System).
    * NUMA (Non Uniform Memory Access), a SGI/Stanford collaboration.
    * RCU (Read-Copy-Update).
    * SMP (Symmetrical Multi-Processing).

    "But what about BSD?" I asked. Sontag responded that there
    "could be issues with the [BSD] settlement agreement," adding that
    Berkeley may not have lived up to all of its commitments under the
    settlement.

    "So you want royalties from FreeBSD as well?" I asked. Sontag
    responded that "there may or may not be issues. We believe that
    UNIX System V provided the basic building blocks for all subsequent
    computer operating systems, and that they all tend to be derived
    from UNIX System V (and therefore are claimed as SCO's intellectual
    property)."

    "So is anybody clean? What about Apple and Microsoft?" I wondered.
    "Sun is clean," he said--but he gave no answer in regards to Apple
    and Microsoft.

    "But I thought that Microsoft had signed a license agreement?" "No,"
    Sontag said. Microsoft merely licensed an "applications interface layer."

    *** Read more at http://click.byte.email-publisher.com/maabaREaaYDX Da9Irx5b/
    This article is freely available to all readers. ***

    www@gw.com

  25. have fun with this.... on SCO Awarded UNIX Copyright Regs, McBride Interview · · Score: 1

    ftp://ftp2.caldera.com/pub/skunkware/uw7/Packages/ top-3.5beta9.pkg
    - Top provides updated information about the top cpu processes