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  1. Re:Patches from Redmond? on Microsoft Deploys Linux, Open Software in Test Lab · · Score: 1

    Ok, very cute. ICK! I feel dirty now. Now, how do I get this poison out of my system??

    (/usr/src/linux-2.4.21-0.25mdk)

  2. Re:Patches from Redmond on Microsoft Deploys Linux, Open Software in Test Lab · · Score: 0, Troll

    I would NOT trust the patches. I would NOT used them. I would NOT under *any* circumstances allow M$ code on any of MY boxes...

    Sorry Bill, no sale...

  3. Oh please Bill, PLEASE patch up my Linux!! on Microsoft Deploys Linux, Open Software in Test Lab · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "It'd be cool to see some patches come from Redmond", but that's probably wishful thinking.

    Were you born this way or were you dropped on you head as a baby???

  4. At $10 it's WAY overpriced. on Slow And Steady Leads To Windows Refund Success · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I wouldn't give two squirts of monkey piss for a M$ product because it's barely worth one squirt of monkey piss. And $199?? HA HA HA!! Now that's grand! The $10 is much closer to the true value...

    Seriously, if you have a boner about M$, like I do, don't buy a packaged PC. Build it yourself. You'll save a lot of time, money and headaches.

  5. Re:Grammar... on ABIT's Secure IDE Motherboard · · Score: 1

    Well, they cut-n-pasted from the tiawan site.
    And you know how bad they are with grammer....

  6. ni-cads suck on Rechargeable Batteries - Yes or No? · · Score: 1

    who ever invented ni-cads should be beaten withing an inch of their lives.

    Ni-cads are the shitiest invention ever to hit the market. What an absolute, total rip off they are.
    I've poured thousands of dollars down the drain on them over the years and they sucked then just as they suck now.

    Not to mention that Cadmium has been show to mimic female hormones when ingested by mice and fish.
    http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns999 93935
    There are reports of fish changing sex because of cadmium run off into lakes and rivers.
    This is NOT good. Ni-cads should be outlawed.

  7. Re:Telemarketers Recorded on Telemarketers Sue Over "Do Not Call" List · · Score: 1

    Have you tried Tom Mabe??
    http://www.tommabe.com/

    This dude is freaking funny!

  8. payback plan?? on 2191.78 Years for the RIAA to Sue Everyone · · Score: 1

    They flood p2p with fake stuff, why not rig some bots to flood p2p with fake USERS??

    Fake IP addresses and fake users that appear to have real files. Let RIAA stew in their own juices as they go sue happy filing lawsuits against non-existent users..

    They'll overload themselves and the court system so hopelessly that there will be no other option than to just give up..

    In effect, a smokescreen..

  9. I can't believe this. on Pentagon Lets You Bid on Terrorism? · · Score: 1

    This is just wrong.
    My lack of faith in my government continues unwavered..

  10. Re:Double standard, double talk. on IBM Points Out SCO's GPL Software Distribution · · Score: 1

    Ooops! Thanks!

  11. Re:Simple on IBM Points Out SCO's GPL Software Distribution · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You, sir, are a d-u-m-b a-s-s.....

  12. Double standard, double talk. on IBM Points Out SCO's GPL Software Distribution · · Score: 4, Informative

    "On Friday, SCO spokesman Blake Stowell reiterated the company's earlier position that the GPL provisions don't apply because SCO is the Unix copyright holder and it never placed the copyrighted code under the GPL."

    Bullshit. Go to their FTP site and READ THE GPL they have posted there. It states explicitly that SCO is distributing the code under the GPL.

    Fscking LIARS....

    Oh yeah, hey Darl, here's a little something special for you:
    Behold, the truth..

  13. death to sco!! on IBM Points Out SCO's GPL Software Distribution · · Score: -1, Troll

    FP!! Go get em IBM!!!

  14. There is no way this will happen. on Interoperable Remote Controls · · Score: 1

    With all the DRM and IP whining and crying going on, and all the litigious vampires out there there is no way that they will allow the little people to have any form of control over thier own lives.

    And god forbid that the little people have any control over the things that they see or hear.

    Soon, like the curse word detector in Demolition Man, there will be tune detectors everywhere.

    Humm a tune while you work? Cha-ching! "John Doe, you have been fined $20 for violating the RIAA self entertainment law". Or the same thing for singing in the shower.

    You'll have no control over what you see or hear. And the dya will come when it's not permitted, much less possible to turn off your viewscreen.

    Yes brothers, enjoy your Victory gin under the spreading chestnut tree.

    WAR IS PEACE

    FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

    IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

    RIAA IS GOD

  15. Too late.Re:Application for new Goatse.cx Receiver on Corporate Fallout Detector · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sorry, it's already down to the finals.
    The two finalists are,

    1. Darl McBride
    2. Bill Gates

    Please try again next year..

  16. Hey Bill Gates! on Gates: Microsoft IP Finds Its Way Into Free Software · · Score: 0, Troll

    Here's a great big, fat, FUCK YOU just for you.

    Keep out of the Linux field you fucking scumbag.
    Keep away from it. Leave us alone. We don't want your trash and we don't want to hear your filthy maw spewing your filthy lies.

    You are a thief and a terrorist. You steal on a daily basis. Everything you do, have, sell is based on work you STOLE from other people.

    Open your books for inspection. Let's see your code base. You won't reveal your code because you are a thief and you fear more than anything that you will be exposed for what you are, a low life thief.

    You should be arrested as a terrorist, tried and convicted and excuted in public by hanging. And may the hangman wear a penguin suit..

    You're a scumbag. You are trying hard for the most hated being in history, right next to SATAN and Darl McBribe..

    Fuck off and die in the woods. I hope you have a brain hemmorage and you die a slow and painful death. May you live out your life in misery and pain.

    P.S. We hate your guts....

  17. Let's get serious on quiet on High End Silent Cooling For Graphics Cards · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I was a kid my mother used to tell me that silence is golden. I hated to hear those words then. Now I know that she was right.

    I am bloody sick of loud ass hard drives and fans and everything else. The fans are no big deal but the hard drives are the real problem.
    I've yet to see a hard drive that doesn't scream like a small dog in pain. That noise goes through your head like a bayonet.

    I'm building a huge cabinet to put *ALL* of my equipment in made out of an old soda water cooler from a drive in store. It's sound proof and thermally it will keep the heat in so I can duct it out through the ceiling, thus keeping the computer room cool and saving money on the AC cooling bill. It gets damn hot with all the PC's and laserjets and stuff running..

    Let's get some quiet hard drives too folks..
    I'm really sick of noisy machines. I'd even like to have a silent fridge if they make one..

  18. Re:And how do they propose to do this? on UK Government Advised to Promote and Adopt DRM · · Score: 1

    Konqueror let me in just fine.
    Just config it to identify itself as a pc running IE on a win box..

  19. Re:Markov's comments on this Slashdot Article on Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic · · Score: 1

    He used the spell checker in notepad to help him compose that. And a little help from clippy too..

  20. Has anyone ever noticed that on Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic · · Score: 1

    the windows XP standard wallpaper (the rolling green hills) looks strikingly like the view behind the door to room 101 that O'Brien shows Winston ???

    Go see them (the two pics) for yourself and you'll see what I mean.

    Then ponder it for a while..

  21. And how do they propose to do this? on UK Government Advised to Promote and Adopt DRM · · Score: 1

    Will they impose a certain O$ upon the public?
    "It's for the common good." they will say.

    I know that they drive around in secret vans
    with funny antennas, sniffing around for illegal TV sets.
    http://www.tv-l.co.uk/tvlic/penalties/detection_tv vans.html

    For a real squeal, read through the whole site at:http://www.tv-l.co.uk/

    I can see in the near future they will unleash a fury of PC detector vans
    that will sniff out rouge, forbidden operating systems, namely *NIX systems..

    You'll have to apply for and pay for a license to operate your PC.

    You can be sure that this will be comming to the USSA soon too....
    2+2=5.
    Enjoy your victory gin under the spreading chestnut tree, brother.

  22. This is WAY cheaper! on In-Dash DIN-form-factor Car PC · · Score: 1

    http://www.roaddesk.net/

    Notice the warning at the bottom of the page that it's not to be used while driving??

  23. Re:I hope God roasts their stomachs in HELL! on SBC Hit with Antitrust Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    That's exactly what I'm doing.
    Cable (rr) is a little pricey but the speed is excellent and the service has been very dependable and I've had *NO* complaints other than I wish they would come down $10 a month. (or more)

  24. Good! I like this! on Sweden Crunches Cookies · · Score: 1

    Cookies are E.V.I.L. (tm) anyway.
    And all those II$ websites should be crushed out of existence because they propagate E.V.I.L. (tm)...

  25. I hope God roasts their stomachs in HELL! on SBC Hit with Antitrust Lawsuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    SBC and their cronies screwed me for several years on DSL service, adding false charges, adding multiple accounts, EXTREME over charging, piss-poor service, etc..

    Getting ass raped with sand, broken glass and a telephone pole would have been a more pleasent experiance than doing business with SBC.

    I hope that they are utterly destroyed, that everyone that works there commits suicide and that their rotting corpses are dragged through the streets behind SBC service trucks..

    SBC raped me over and over and over and they deserve every bad thing on the planet raining down upon their heads, a thousand times over what they did to me and may they all spend eternity in HELL with SATAN ass raping them with a 300hp chainsaw...