Come on, people, this is a hoax. Canadian Deparment of DEFENSE?
Not to mention that semiconductors don't even exist as matter at the temperatures commonly found in Canada.
Though it may seem like a harmless doowhackey, devised by modern contraptioneers to somehow make our lives more complicated, VNC is in fact an extremely dangerous tool, already on its way to being outlawed in the more progressive states.
Your average Christian would in normal circumstances be apprehensive at the idea of "remotely controling" a desktop; after all, it raises many issues, not the least of these being the Cult of the Desktop (a whisker away from paganism and heresy). Unfortunately, the Information Age has dulled our danger sensors, and most have accepted VNC without alarms going off. Many upstanding citizens are even unaware of this insiduous tool.
With VNC's spread to toasters and light switched, respected Texan analysts agree that it may soon be used to remotely control a human being. Think! Teenage hackers may soon be able to take over your dear old Aunt May and have her vote Democrat! At this point we must ask ourselves exactly who would benefit from remotely controlling our relatives with VNC. The answer is all too clear. VNC is being groomed to become the ultimate weapon in the domination of our fair land by Liberals.
It would not surprise this author to find out that human VNC interfaces are already being set up in critical sites across the nation -- Arizona, Louisiana, Texas. It is time for the American people to awaken and smite the deceptive serpent that is VNC once and for all!
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Come on, people, this is a hoax. Canadian Deparment of DEFENSE? Not to mention that semiconductors don't even exist as matter at the temperatures commonly found in Canada.
Whoever moderated the above has no sense of humour.
Though it may seem like a harmless doowhackey, devised by modern contraptioneers to somehow make our lives more complicated, VNC is in fact an extremely dangerous tool, already on its way to being outlawed in the more progressive states. Your average Christian would in normal circumstances be apprehensive at the idea of "remotely controling" a desktop; after all, it raises many issues, not the least of these being the Cult of the Desktop (a whisker away from paganism and heresy). Unfortunately, the Information Age has dulled our danger sensors, and most have accepted VNC without alarms going off. Many upstanding citizens are even unaware of this insiduous tool. With VNC's spread to toasters and light switched, respected Texan analysts agree that it may soon be used to remotely control a human being. Think! Teenage hackers may soon be able to take over your dear old Aunt May and have her vote Democrat! At this point we must ask ourselves exactly who would benefit from remotely controlling our relatives with VNC. The answer is all too clear. VNC is being groomed to become the ultimate weapon in the domination of our fair land by Liberals. It would not surprise this author to find out that human VNC interfaces are already being set up in critical sites across the nation -- Arizona, Louisiana, Texas. It is time for the American people to awaken and smite the deceptive serpent that is VNC once and for all!