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  1. Re:Lousy Democrats on Biggest Detector To Look For Gravitational Waves · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, our currency isn't based on our gold stores anymore. Didn't Ron Paul teach you people anything?

    OTOH, 2 kg of gold is worth about $77k. Price of a similar amount of lead? Less than $5. Oh... you don't want it to react to the atmosphere (um... in space)? Plate it in gold, or better yet, cover it in enamel for $5 more. Makes you wonder how they spend the rest of the billions of dollars, doesn't it? I whole-heartedly support our space program, but this just pisses me off.

  2. Re:saves time and money! on How Do You Handle Your Keys? · · Score: 1

    Problem with your "outside of the box" solution. Locks don't grow on trees, so unless you're suggesting that he manually re-key the locks himself (and if he was an experienced locksmith, he probably wouldn't be complaining about this problem), his "don't want to pay for it" complaint holds no matter who does the labor of replacing the cores.

  3. Re:saves time and money! on How Do You Handle Your Keys? · · Score: 2, Funny

    oops, this is slashdot

    "The trick to telling a good joke, is to know when stop talking and let the audience figure out the punchline."

    The first line was very funny (particularly given the forum that we're in). There was no need for the overclarification.

    I don't get it. Can you explain this joke further?

  4. Re:It's not the environment on Paper Manufacturer Launches "Print More" Campaign · · Score: 1

    My parents laugh whenever they see me writing down directions on a piece of paper -- after all, I'm the computer person, why don't I use the printer? 10 years ago, she thought I was whack not to use Mapquest, and now it's Google. My directions are much less complex and faster, and I can read the map I draw while driving. And 99% of the hard-copy information I need from a computer is directions (though I'm fine with a paper map) -- why the hell would I buy a printer? For the other 1%, I'd rather pay somebody $.05 a page to purchase and maintain the hardware -- if I didn't have access to printers at work.

  5. Re:How many ways are there to do simple things? on Why Computer Science Students Cheat · · Score: 1

    Parasites that kill their host too quickly don't survive...

  6. Re:How many ways are there to do simple things? on Why Computer Science Students Cheat · · Score: 1

    ... and yours wouldn't even compile. The problem with gp's code and your own is that you don't type out &lt; when you want a < symbol.

  7. Re:When you are highly motivated on How Many Hours a Week Can You Program? · · Score: 1

    This is one nice thing about working on open source software. Somebody implemented something in a project I work on two years ago, when I didn't want to. The other day, I found a bug in it. After a few hours of thinking hard about the problem, I fixed the bug, and made the thing about ten thousand times faster. Had I written the original code, it'd have been the same as the original author -- but since I waited until inspiration hit, the result is much better.

  8. Re:-1 False Assumption on Red-Light Camera Ticket Revenue and Short Yellows · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Naw, it's like that in Washington, too. But, the traffic cameras (speaking from experience here) are pretty sophisticated. They take one picture of the vehicle behind the line, one with it in the middle of the intersection and one very high resolution picture of the license plate. If the light was red before you entered the intersection, no contest. And, there are timestamps on the pictures so it's pretty clear that they were taken fractions of a second apart.

  9. Re:It doesn't hurt on How Do I Create a Spiritual Game Successor? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Go with Hopper. It's better to ask forgiveness than permission.

  10. Re:Unfortunately on Firefox Search In Ubuntu 10.04 Changed To Google · · Score: 1

    No... I think they make the OS work the way they want it to. Because, y'know, they use it. This has been the nature of OSS since the dawn of... OSS, I guess.

    I think the media makes much ado of nothing to grab reader attention.

  11. Re:The problem with PHP on C Programming Language Back At Number 1 · · Score: 1

    I think of it more as a 1/3" socket wrench. It'll turn an 8mm bolt, but not without damaging it. But if you've got a 1/3" bolt, it's awesome.

  12. Re:These numbers are garbage on C Programming Language Back At Number 1 · · Score: 1

    Don't blame the tool, dumbass. Kitchen knives are dangerous in the hands of a klutz. That doesn't make a kitchen knife a bad tool. Moreover, a sharp knife is less dangerous in the hands of somebody who knows what they're doing -- this is the nature of good tools.

    PHP is wonderful for web development. I used mod-perl, c/cgi, coldfusion, and asp before I found PHP -- it saved my world. I wasn't scared off by these other tools -- but my productivity went through the roof when I found PHP. OTOH, I'm now I use Python / Cython for 99% of what I do, and I refute your claim that Python has a steeper learning curve than PHP.

  13. Re:If you can't handle calculus, science isnt for on Help Me Get My Math Back? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh bullshit. Those are both overt and ridiculous generalizations. First off, many scientists use statistics every day (at the least, much more than "never"). Second, not all scientists use calculus "every day", and many use it almost never.

    As a calculus teacher, I can tell you this: you need skills in symbolic manipulation. Your algebra needs to be rock solid before you attempt college level calculus. In my experience, you need dozens of hours of practice before you get it. Buy an algebra textbook, and do every odd problem in every section until you are reliably getting everything right. My experience = flunked high school math and went back to college 10 years later, and am now working towards a PhD in math.

  14. Re:they aren't very well going to admit defeat. on NSA Still Ahead In Crypto, But Not By Much · · Score: 1

    I've memorized at least two 256-bit binary strings... took me no time at all. I bet you can guess them, though.

  15. Re:they aren't very well going to admit defeat. on NSA Still Ahead In Crypto, But Not By Much · · Score: 1

    But there is such a thing as "former NSA technical director". As in, no longer the technical director of NSA, and now cannot divulge his proper title.

  16. Re:Comparing that to a Zombie flick... on SCO Zombie McBride's New Plan For World Litigation · · Score: 1

    a) Rich doesn't imply "not pathetic".

    b) This is generally true about people. If people I don't know personally think I'm pathetic, well, fuck them, they don't know me. Otherwise, people would have long ago been shamed out of spamming, patent trolling, consuming child pornography and engaging in bestiality, to name a few. But guess what? The internet is here to stay.

  17. Re:Comparing that to a Zombie flick... on SCO Zombie McBride's New Plan For World Litigation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If brains are equated to IP, then the comparison is apt. Zombies eat the brains of the living, to the detriment of the living, just to prolong the zombies' pathetic existence. McBride wants to harvest the IP of others, to the detriment of the originators of said IP, only to prolong his pathetic existence.

  18. Re:How about.... on "Patent Markings" Lawsuits Could Run Into the Trillions · · Score: 5, Informative

    McFact No. 9. McDonalds wouldn't make their coffee that hot if people didn't want it that hot. If its hotter than other restaurants, presumably that is their competitive advantage.

    This came up in the trial. Managers were encouraged to turn the heat up because the ultra-hot coffee wouldn't cool down enough for the customers to cash in on the free refill unless they loitered long after they'd finished eating the food they'd ordered.

  19. Re:Denaturing Alcohol is standard practice... on US Government Poisoned Alcohol During Prohibition · · Score: 3, Informative

    c.f. Wikipedia: "Denatured alcohol is ethanol that has additives to make it poisonous and/or unpalatable, and thus, undrinkable."

  20. Re:apt quote on Leak Shows US Lead Opponent of ACTA Transparency · · Score: 1

    Wut? It is NOT hard to buy guns. I implore you to buy a used .22 rifle. I got mine for $100, walked in, plunked down the money and left with my gun. And this is in Seattle, where we have lots of kneejerk nannystate-ists.

    You won't fight an army with a handgun. They've got rifles with scopes, and armor. Of course... you couldn't do much with my .22 bolt-action plinker either, but military-grade weapons aren't that hard to get either (though, they're out of my price range). You don't have a gun because you haven't bothered to by one.

    Buy a gun. If you don't exercise the right, you'll lose it. Then, you can learn to hunt, and you can help keep the deer and rabbit population down in your state, and feed your family, too! And, if the government ever unleashes its rapidly growing army of lethal robots on the people, you'll be able to shoot one (and only one, unfortunately, as its redundant systems will alert the network to your presence and call in an airstrike).

  21. Re:what is a living molecule? on "Immortal Molecule" Evolves — How Close To Synthetic Life? · · Score: 1

    No, but apparently somebody thinks your computer is.

  22. Re:This Video is FAKE on Lego Robot Solves Any Rubik's Cube In 12 Seconds · · Score: 1

    Legos are fake because they're made of plastic. Duh.

  23. Re:Stickers on Lego Robot Solves Any Rubik's Cube In 12 Seconds · · Score: 1

    FWIW, this bot is MUCH cooler than the one from 9 years ago. Faster, at the very least.

  24. Re:But better than not finding out at all. on Microsoft Confirms Update-Linked BSODs Required Compromised Machines · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh snap! Your computer crashed because it had malware! Harsh man, that was real harsh. Couldn't the rootkit like, call you up and say "hey man, I'm in ur system, mining ur dataz", rather than just crash? That would be a lot more convenient, and significantly less harsh. I mean, what are they going to do next -- make the computer insult you, too?

  25. Re:BRING IT ON !! on Ubisoft's Constant Net Connection DRM Confirmed · · Score: 1

    No, he hunted it down. Went into the woods, found some cracked version tracks, lied in wait, and *bang*, bagged him a cracked version. Damn kids with your newfangled internets and webgasms. Why, back in my day, when we wanted to pirate a game, we hunted it down. We'd go into the woods, search around for cracked version tracks, and then once we found them, see, we'd lie in... oh, you've heard this story already? Well... get off my lawn!