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  1. 1 Petawatt? on World's Most Powerful Laser Diode Arrays Deployed · · Score: 0

    Won't that melt the DVD?

  2. Re:celebgate on Apple Allegedly Knew of iCloud Brute-Force Vulnerability Since March · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they should get Steve Jobs back in as CEO to clean up the company. Oh, wait........

  3. Re:770,000 parsecs? on Andromeda On Collision Course With the Milky Way · · Score: 0

    From Wikipedia: The parsec (symbol: pc) is a unit of length used in astronomy. It is about 3.26 light-years, which is equal to just under 31 trillion (3.1×1013) kilometres or just over 19 trillion (1.9×1013) miles.

  4. One step closer to SkyNet on One Step Closer To Speedier, Bootless Computers · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overloads. Please don't vaporize me with you plasma rifle!

  5. Big Deal.... on Scientists Create Compound With a Single Element · · Score: 2, Funny

    Call me when they make Hydrogen HexaHydride!

  6. Wasn't Microsoft going to kill Open Source? on Ballmer "Interested" In Open Source Browser Engine · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Oh well, as the old saying goes,

    First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

  7. Re:Here ya go: on Help To Map Light Pollution · · Score: 0

    Touch my synergy and I'll smack you on the leverage!

  8. Re:zzzz...... on Half of IT Workers Sleep on the Job · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yeah, unlike you who's a 45 year old virgin still living in his mother's basement. Shut your fucking mouth jackhole.

  9. Create the next generation of space explorers... on Scientists Biographies for 5th and 6th Graders? · · Score: 1

    Robert Goddard Werner Von Braun Carl Sagan Arthur C. Clarke (He did invent the communications satellite, after all)

  10. Re:A day at work on Your Favorite Support Anecdote · · Score: 1

    Did we forget the Tourette's medication this morning?

  11. Re:Contingency For Ethernet on Uneducated IT Managers, and How to Deal? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Working in a consultancy, I have to deal with this every day.

    I was once consulting for a firm that wanted to expand their organisation and communicate over the internet. I mentioned that it was imperitive that they use a firewall for security. The IT manager gave me a testy look and said "Well, that goes without saying, doesn't it?".

    Fast forward three weeks. I turn up for another meeting and notice a bunch of workmen demolishing the computer room. I ask one of them what's going on and he says that they are installing fire-rated dry wall to replace the existing dry wall!

    I walk into the meeting with a VERY large grin on my face and proceed to explain to the IT manager exactly what a firewall is. He turns bright red and then says to me "Well we were planning to fire-proof the computer room anyway!"