So what's really happening is that Apple is writing up a story every quarter or so about how they're failing, on their last legs, sounding the death rattle, and of course, being the perennial passive object of beleaguering... then letting their rabidly loyal customers write hundreds of pages of rebuttals on every discussion board out there!
unrelated, I know
You know the drill...
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3) Profit!!!!
Okay, so what if we made a Beowulf Cluster of these things.....
I, for one, welcome our new.... oh, never mind.