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  1. F&P on Several Extrasolar Planets May Be Optical Illusions · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Eye Luv U All!

  2. In case of slashdotting, take two whores and call on Palm Offers Refund to m130 Owners · · Score: 0

    N a sudden change of plans, Palm has decided 2 offer owners of the m130 personal digital assistant a refund 4 misleading them about the actual # of colors the product supports.

    Palm (PALM) began notifying registered m130 owners beginning l8 Wednesday afternoon that they were entitled 2 a full refund, including taxes paid on the PDA. Those owners who choose 2 forfeit the refund and keep the PDA could instead download a free version of the video game SimCity, which normally sells for $29.95, Palm said.

    Palm's action represents a change of strategy 4 the company, which previously said it would not make any refunds 4 its error.

    2 weeks ago, Palm admitted that its m130 handheld couldn't display the 65,536 colors the company had been advertising since the product came out N March. By using blending techniques, the company can display 58,621 "color combinations -- approxim8ly 11 % fewer color combinations than we had originally believed" on the m130, said Palm spokeswoman Marlene Somsak.

    Somsak called the error an "honest mistake" and said the company was not aware of it until Wired News made an inquiry.

    Palm issued an apology on its website. While it mulled over ways to compensate m130 owners, the company ruled out a refund at the time it discovered its error.

    Its most recent decision also follows a class-action lawsuit filed last week in California's Superior Court in Santa Clara County.

    Jonathan Shub, an attorney 4 the Sheller, Ludwig & Badey law firm, which filed the suit, said the firm would continue 2 pursue its case against Palm, although he considered Palm's decision 2 offer refunds "a positive development."

    "We are closely monitoring the process by which these actions R being taken," Shub said.

    While Palm has not formally replied 2 the lawsuit, it promised 2 fight it.

  3. Mods have no sense of humor on If You Didn't Need Money, What Would You Do? · · Score: 0

    gee, and what a serious question it was.

  4. If all ur ca$h r belong 2 me on If You Didn't Need Money, What Would You Do? · · Score: -1, Troll

    If Eye didn't need ca$h,
    All day Eye'd read slash,
    And troll all the peeps,
    While normal folks sleep!

    Eye'd whore out 4 karma,
    And bitch about grammar,
    Pour grits N my trousers,
    Get Portman so plastered!

    Imagine beowulf clusters,
    Of first posts and blusters!
    Write gay homo spiels,
    About cowboy neal!

    Complain about speling,
    Ranting & yelling
    BSD is Dead!
    Bill Gates Eye would wed!

    Proclaim Linux sux!
    Link to goatse.cx!
    Claim every patent
    Kill Wil Wheaton & Katz

    What a hero I'd be
    If ca$h Eye didn't need
    Move out of the basement
    And have sex FINALLY!!!!!!!!

    Thank U, Thank U! 1st Eye'd like 2 thank God, ur mother, trollaxor, PhysicsGenius, Jethro Troll, Anonymous Blowhard, and to all the people I forgot, FU - you didn't do shit anyway!

    But mostly, I'd like to thank our brave and heroic moderators, who, under the most horrific adversity, make this site the steaming pile that it is! Bob bless u all!

  5. Whorin' 4 All the Peeps on Plastic Optical Fibre: Cheap and Bendy · · Score: 1

    A hair's breadth from changing thee world

    Advances N optical-fibre making @ thee Australian
    Photonics research centre could bring communications @
    thee speed uv light into Australian homes and
    businesses N thee next few years.

    Thee centre holds patents over a new way 2 make
    optical fibres using plastic polymers instead uv thee
    traditional silicon-based glass. (A polymer iz a big
    molecule composed uv many smaller molecules strung N
    long, repeating chains. Examples R DNA, proteins,
    rubber, rayon and plastics.)

    Thee advance - microstructured polymer optical fibres
    (MPOF) - allows thee manufacture uv optical fibres
    that R much smaller, cheaper, more rugged and easier 2
    make than glass fibres because, N part, they don't
    need thee added weight uv protective coatings.

    Australian Photonics CEO Mark Sceats says thee new
    plastic fibres R about thee width uv a human hair and
    can turn through 90 degrees much more readily than
    glass fibres. thee technology recently won thee
    excellence-N-innov8shun award from telecomms magazine
    CommsWorld.

    Thee fibre's lower cost also makes it attractive 2
    networking vendors who can replace copper coaxial
    networks used N most buildings and homes. Optical
    fibres will boost transmission speeds by several
    orders uv magnitude, from 100Mbps 2 gigabits a second,
    Sceats sez. Plastic-based optical fibres may also
    permit carriers 2 jump thee curb, bridging thee last
    hurdle 2 take high-speed 2-way Internet from thee
    street 2 thee home instead uv using thee slower hybrid
    fibre-coaxial (HFC) cable.

    "Thee communication people want has been increasing
    from 56kbps a few years ago 2 54Mbps now," Sceats
    says. "N five 2 10 years we will talk about how 2
    connect people up @ 100-1000Mbps. That's what we need
    2 prepare for."
    Carriers would no longer have 2 build huge trenches 2
    lay fibre, he says, when a connection thee width uv a
    fishing line would suffice.

    Thee global downturn N telecommunications and IT works
    2 Australia's advantage if we keep our eye on thee big
    prize once a recovery occurs, he says.
    "We shouldn't underestim8 thee amount uv capital we
    will have 2 invest 2 B a player N these gaymes. That's
    why getting N early enables us 2 scale up
    manufacturing 2 a very high volume."

    A problem thee industry faces iz an inability 2 get
    test beds N place 2 prove thee technology, he says.
    Also, it's not enough 2 B a research centre for
    overseas companies, because @ thee first sign uv a
    rocky economy, cuts R more likely 2 B made here then
    close 2 a US or European headquarters.

    "Now iz thee time 2 pump money n2 R&D. Because uv thee
    time it takes 2 get 2 market, we have 2 B well
    positioned 2 catch thee next wave. Its all about
    getting these big fat pipes that were layed N North
    America 2 people who want broadband - and real
    broadband, not thee wussy broadband people R marketing
    @ thee moment."