If You Didn't Need Money, What Would You Do?
permaculture had this simple but philosophical query to run by you all, today: "I was once asked this question: 'If you didn't have to work for money, what would you do with your time?' I've put that question to many people since I first heard it, and got a lot of different answers. It seems to me that the answer to this question is what you should be aiming for even though you do have to spend most of your time earning a crust."
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I would continue to work to satisfy the basic human need to feel worth something.
tanning with implants, baby.
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If I had functionally endless money, I'd do the following:
I'd give lots and lots to charity -- I don't want to leave any money to my kids -- they need to earn whatever they get in the world
I'd buy a farm -- 1000 acres or more, build a sweet house, build barns and outbuildings, raise horses, and grow and harvest my own hay.
Yeah, that's about it.
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
... which is something I guess many people can't say. Of course, I'll eventually grow out of the student phase, but I'm hoping that I'll have my tenure by then ;-)
If money wasn't an issue, I'd join the force tomorrow. Unfortunately, you can't afford a Suzuki GSX-R1000 and a Westminster apartment on the salary that this lot pay.
But, you can't have it all!
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
We should rephrase the question a tad bit.
The question is not (or at least, should not be), what would you do with infinite money? Rather, it's, if you could earn your current salary doing anything at all, what would it be? What would you rather be doing from 9 to 5 (or before, or after)?
In my mind, that's a very important distinction. I don't care if you'd buy a Beowulf cluster of Xserves. I don't care if you'd buy enough food to feed the world. I don't care if you'd buy Australia. All I care about is, if you received the same amount of money you do now, but you didn't have to work for it, what would you do?
I'd go and take classes in whatever interested me. Possibly become a doctor of something. Then dedicate my life to helping others*.
(Note: Getting revenge on those that bother me, such as religous fundies, classifies under "helping others".)
Hmm, I have a feeling that my response may stand out a bit here. If money were no object, there are two things I would do. One is ensure that life was real cushy--automated house, yada, yada; by investing in real estate. Second, I would form a non-profit (or non-prophet?) organization dedicated to providing quality web hosting for Protestant churches here in the US--low cost or no cost depending on their ability to pay. Web hosting would also include web development and in the right markets, ISP.
Losses from the .org endeavors would offset gains made in investments I would otherwise make in real estate.
What those who want activist courts fear is rule by the people.
Last I recall, two musicians and a fisherman.
... and so tend to gravitate towards a culture of success in sport being good and in class being bad, almost social death. Not good. If I could help turn that around for just a few kids...
Speaking personally, I love performing. I love jamming music, I love writing music, I love listening to music. I even enjoy the physical act of playing (I'm a trumpeter). The idea of being able to dedicate myself to that properly is immensely tempting. Heck, when writing music I've got many challenges similar to writing software.
I'll probably always write a little software for personal amusement but it's not exactly a relaxing discipline, as I'm showing by posting this from the office in the UK and I've been here at or around this time for most of the last week.
If I wasn't a musician, I'd teach. Infant or lower primary, so probably the under 8-9s. I do a bit of voluntary work with that age group in my spare time and it's immensely rewarding, but quite frustrating in that you just don't get to see that much of the kids' development.
Equally, I know that there's a strong theory going round in the UK now that says part of the reason we have significantly lower educational attainment in boys than girls is that most primary school teachers are female. The girls have teachers to look up to - the boys have footballers, TV presenters, parents (who, statistically speaking, aren't likely to be models of educational attainment)
(Yes, I know teaching's hard work and it wouldn't be an easy ride after software!)
Greg
(Inside a nuclear plant)
Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!
Maybe I wouldn't need to watch Fight Club at least once a day to keep my sanity. Well, since I was beaten to the mandatory "Nothing. I would do absolutley nothing" post, I guess I better fess up a real answer. I, as would most of you, probably get around to the million projects I have on my to-do list. *Weekly streamed radio show *Free, open, project of some sort *Create a game with some close friends *Read (for pleasure) more *That thing called "sleep" I hear so much about *Get to know my elders *Attend cons *Fish *Smile once in awhile *Contribute more to things I believe in We would all probably live a lot longer.
We are all Gods unwanted children. Did you ever consider he may hate you too?
Aquire a Sail boat and sail around the carribiean island hopping.
Aquire a small plane and fly around the world.
Play Hockey alot more.
Those are just a few of my dreams for when I retire so I guess I could get a head start on them.
Be a policeman and have lots of kids.
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I'd get my Ph.D. in Comp Sci and then become a professor. In my spare time, I'd write whatever software came to mind and release it under the GPL.
And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
1. Get a personal trainer who will help me lose weight.
2. Build a house with all the stuff I want in it.
3. Take the time to see my friends and meet other people.
4. Open source development - probably starting with Python.
Anybody else have about umpteen thousand books on their to-be-read list?
First thing - read until my eyes hurt!
(And then go to the optometrist.)
Spend my time persuing my many hobbies. Auto racing,
skating, skiing, rock climbing, traveling, sky
diving, open source projects, computer games,
movies (good ones), books, etc...
As a biologist, I have spent a lot of time reverse engineering life. If I had the time and funding, I would pursue my hobby of forward engineering life. A lot of subsumptive architecture theory in the field of robotics focuses on emulating insects. I figured I just use insects as the platform to begin with. I am experimenting with bees right now, but would like to start working with other insects. It would be heaven to hack at it full time.
First entomology, then virology, and finally bioinformatics systems. Bugs follow me wherever I go.
I would see the world.
Travel from place to place, experiencing it all... and eventually, I'd probably find a place that I would be happy with, and settle there. Live a simpler life. Spend time on my hobbies. Spend time with my wife and friends...
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This isn't a first post, is a legit answer to the question.
Go ahead and mod me down, or do you have a sense of humor?
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Otherwise there'd be no janitors because noone would want to clean up sh!t for a living.
The Statue of Liberty is America's lawn jockey.
You may not (probably will not) be able to do those things when you retire. If your body isn't shot by then, you'll be among the lucky few. I bet you could get a very serious start on all of those items, except for maybe the first item.
If you wait to do these things, you may never get to do them. Besides, when you retire, do you think you'll still be interested in those things?
We're all here for a very limited period of time, so chop chop!
Oh, and stop stressing out about death. You don't remember the time before you were born do you? I didn't think so. So don't sweat it. What will be, will be.
So just be.
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If I didn't have to show up at work, and I still got paid, I would do the following
Why are you asking? Are you looking for the best answer and then giving that person a stipend to quite their job? If you are...I can come up with fifty other things I'd rather do.
-Turkey
I'd make a beeline for henan and start a group home
for the orphaned children of AIDS victims.
-I like my women like I like my tea: green-
There are 196 lakes within 2 hours north, and east of my home. Getting out into nature is my idea fun. Rafting, camping, hiking, kyaking, even just rollerblading 'round the neighbourhood.
Sketching with graphite, charcoal, and chalk pastel is another good way to relax and loose track of time.
Now that you have brought up the topic I have to ask myself, "why I am sitting in a dark room posting platitudes to slashdot while the sun is shining outside?" I'm logging off, see y'all tommorow.
But, the number one reason I enjoy it so much: I get to play with Lego's every day!
that is too easy. buy an R1, and big chunk of land in a semi-hilly region, build a F1 spec race course, and ride ride ride. then, when i get bored, promote as many races as possible, of all types (car, truck, bike, go-cart, tank, snowmobile, lawnmower etc), on that very track.
likelihood: zero
*sigh*
Here is what I want...
Oh, my... my last wish has just blown up my time. I'd play Civ II/Freeciv all the time, do nothing else and THEN I'd complain of lack of time.
OTOH, if I had infinite money to spend, I'd mount my own FM radio and play the music I like (which you can't hear on radio anymore), free of commercials, free of "radio friendly format" and all that.
"Trust me - I know what I'm doing."
- Sledge Hammer
I've never really understood people who say "But what would you do if you won the lottery; wouldn't you be really bored?" Perhaps it's because I don't automatically come from the perspective that says 'work is my life, and anything I do outside of that is frivolous entertainment'. I find it's more like 'work is something I do to survive, and unfortunately it takes up a lot of time that I would rather spend doing things I enjoy'.
I would love to have all the time in the world to study and learn about all the subjects I'm really interested in, but don't have time to get deeply into because of real life. I'd read into academic subjects, like genetics, neuroscience, philosophy, pure maths; I'd spend much more time practising the piano, improving my technique and increasing my repertoire; I'd read lots of novels; I'd learn all the programming languages and other techie stuff that I never have time to devote to.
Basically, without the pressure of having to focus my attention on skills that will make me attractive in the job market (or at least in the able-to-make-money market), then I don't think I'd ever run out of interesting things with which to occupy my mind!
Probably work on my farm, tinker with various electronics projects, read more, and generally spend time enjoying my family and life and the outdoors. Rather then being an Engineer cooped up in a 60 degree datacenter all the time ;)
I wrote an essay on this a while back. never had much time to update it after it was written...
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Presonally, I would be going to school for the rest of my life. I'd be taking anything and everything that sounds interesting, from theoretical physics, to conversional german. If I get a degree, that's a bonus, but I just want to take the interesting courses.
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Don't belive me? I'm a grad student right now wrapping up my masters in electrical engineering. For the last two years I've been making slightly less than $20k, while several people from my graduating class are making around or over $80k now. I can testify that every grad student I know is not doing it because they thought they would make more money (in fact they know that it is costing them far more than the tuition that they have to pay), they're doing it because they want to further their minds.
Grad students are the perfect example of people who don't work for money. They need money, and get paid a small ammount, but they don't work for it.
-James
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I've been unemployed for the better part of a year now, thanks (in part) to the market. I would do exactly what I've been doing, minus the job-hunt and independant contracting parts...
I'm already fairly single-minded when it comes to pool and billiards, but if I didn't have to worry about income, I'd sink into full-on obsession. Thing is, I'd still maintain a certain structure to my days. I'd have a couple things that I *always* tried to do at the same time (such as The Practice at 10:00am, and dishes at 4:30). I find for me, and think it's generally true, that a completely unstructured life is a wasteful one.
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I would run some sort of long-term animal shelter for cats and dogs.
And I'd hire two chicks to help me run it!
Bill Clinton: Pimp we can believe in. - The Shirt!!!
That's what I would do--real photography, film. As if I don't do a lot of it already. I would do what I have always wanted to do: No computers, no phones, no gatgets, just a dark room and some chemistry. I would travel the world and take pictures.
I'd start another business.
Somehow people got this idea that working was dirty and only necessary for money. But if I had a million bucks (About twice the amount necessary to retire and never work again) I'd start a business.
Sure, I'd spend a couple years travelling the world, but that would be the early, formative years where I was working out the idea, methods and execution of the business plan. There's nothing, for getting creative juices flowing that I've found better than being in an extremely remote place, chile, north of the arctic circle in alaska,
Working isn't what we have to do rather than what we really want to do-- that's the recipe for an unhappy life and its no suprise so many are unhappy. Working is the expression of our highest human self. The most noble and heroic thing any person can do is start a business. Not only is it the most fun, but it brings to your core the challenges, self realization and self understanding necessary.
I know there are lots of people who will say self indulgent things like "I'd go feed poor people" or "two chicks at once" --- hey if that's all your life is worth, fine. (BTW, two chicks at once is a lot of fun, I do recommend it.) But these things will only entertain you for awhile.
Eventually, you'll be at a crossroads and you'll have to choose between two courses- on one hand you can be a lazy person just doing nothing but spending money (this goes for both the "feed the poor" and the "party every night" types) and on the other hand you can pursue a challenge that brings out the best in you.
Challenge isn't hardship-- its opportunity to excel. Butsiness isn't about money, its about personal expression. Sure, money is involved.. but if you're only interested in money you won't get much of it and you won't be happy. If, instead, you're pursuing your personal best, both money and happiness are easy to come by.
Its unfortunate, though, that there are so many who tell you that you don't have a right to be happy, and they give you the recipe for unhappiness to insure it. Don't fall for it.
Since many people will probably post in response to this that they'll do something that involves sacrificing their lives so that others can be better, I've got a little quote for you. I'll leave out for now the proof that this activity actually damages the people you try to help, more often than not... but I provide rebuttal for the many voices insisting that EVERYONE should be sacrificing themselves:
"...just listen to anyprophet and if you hear him speak of sacrifice-- run. Run faster than from the plague. It stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting sacrificial offerings. Where' there's service, there's someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice, speaks of slaves and masters. And intends to be the master. But if ever you hear a man telling you that you must be happy, that its your natural right, that your first duty is to yourself-- that will be the man who's not after your soul. That will be the man who has nothing to gain from you. But let him come and you'll scream your empty heads off, howling that he's a selfish monster. So the racket is safe for many, many centuries."
I know some people who are amazon wealthy, and do a person they are not out challenging themselves. They are being lazy, pointless people. And they are not happy.
If you find yourself in this position-- rise to your highest, most noble calling. Start a company, or pursue an invention. Create.
Yeah, and you guys panned the ipod too: http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/23
gee, and what a serious question it was.
Seriously I would enjoy eternal school and spending time with the wife and kids. I am still working on my BSCE but i could see myslef in school for a lot more, then maybe become a seeminly absent minded prof and confuse students all day long and then go and play with my "LASER" (in a dr. evil voice). yes i know that my subject line has been used but i couldnt pass it up
I'd want to help run a minor league team. Do everything from serve hot dogs to marketing to raking the infield between innings. That's my idea of heaven.
That, and own a pinball shop.
(I'm being a hypocrite, as I criticized somebody else for giving a politicized rant, whereas that's exactly what I'm about to do. This one's different, though, but I apologize in advance.)
Right now, the government uses welfare and other means-tested programs. They very strongly encourage people to get to work. They also make it very hard for anyone without hordes of money to be an entrepreneur.
Now, suppose that the government eliminated welfare and all other means-tested programs, and replaced them with a single program, providing every citizen a guaranteed income; say also that that guaranteed income was the same as the federal poverty limit.
I personally think that instituting such a plan would do wonders for... well, everything. Companies would be free to hire and fire workers at will, without notice or severance, because they wouldn't be denying anyone a livelihood; and likewise, employees would be free to leave a company at any time, because they wouldn't be leaving their family stranded. And many people might choose to eschew a proper job, or work part-time, and become an entrepreneur.
As far as I'm concerned, the only thing missing is the money.
It was a jump to conclusions mat. See, one would stand at one end, and there would be conclusions writen all over it. You would then jump, and land on a conclusion. Get it?
Thats what I'd do if I didn't have to worry about money.
I live in a giant bucket.
I'd probably do a master's degree in the liberal arts at St John's in Anapolis, before buying a farm in Iceland and raising ponies, from which I'd launch my campaign for high political office.
Hell - I might just do those things anyway...
"Well, put a stake in my heart and drag me into sunlight."
I'd quit my current job (I don't hate it, in fact I love my job. But I'd still quit).
After getting a house built as I want it, furnished, get a finincial advisor and invest (aka the usual)
I'd then travel the world for 6-12 months, going to every place I've ever wanted to go.
I'd probably go back to school and get study something related to my next point.
I'd start my own bar. This was a dream of mine when I was in my teenage years. Totally unrelated to the tech industry I work in. Plus, you can hire people to do the day to day management. So if you take off for a 2-4 week trip somewhere, you're not totally foobared (I know a few trustworthy ppl already that I would hire). And owning a bar would fit my lifestyle. Stay up late and wake up late.
and of course, give money to charities and such and volunteer some of my time with local children (IE: sports coach, etc..)
It's better to burn out than to fade away
I just might then be able to afford to live in San Francisco. Probably need more than that though.
I've finally had it: until slashdot gets article moderation, I am not coming back.
I would spend time making toys. Not just wooden toys, but learn how to vacuum cast resin as well, just to make things interesting. Maybe learn some electronics for them too. I think I could have a lifetime of fun just making all sorts of toys, vehicles, action figures, plushies, you name it, out of all sorts of things.
:)
And after a long, tiring but satisfying day in my workshop, I would sit on my porch and play my banjo. I need to practice more anyway.
SofaMan -- Occasionally Battling Evil With His Mighty Powers Of Indolence.
duh.
Do I have a shitload of money
or
Do I have just enough to keep on a good life
\m/
If I didn't need money it would be great.. but that would also imply i would get the things that i wanted (such as new computer parts, new books and lots of new stuff in general) Life would be great. I would get fat(or fatter). I would spend most of my time reading (learning about various things that interest me and trying to learn about lots of things in general(not doctor though i don't have stomach).Oh and I would also play lots of PC games. As for if I earned the same amount that I do now... I would prolly still do the same things at first... then I would prolly go insane because I would soon realize that I will NEVER get my credit cards paid off....ARGGGHHHH!!!!!
If so, that makes two people who thought Titus Andronicus rocked...
Propz to Office Space
I tell you what I'd do man. Two women at the same time.
Two women at the same time?
Two women at the same time.
Work for charity
Get a Body Overhaul
Adopt
Buy Huge House with Huge Yard
Donate to Good Causes
Be more Religous
Spend more time Loving my Lover
Begin Building a Castle, yes I am in the SCA
There's a really good movie (based on a best-selling novel) which talks about this: About a Boy (2002).
Plot: Hugh Grant plays a rich selfish layabout, Will, who cruises through life on the royalties from a song his deceased father penned years ago. He finds a great way to meet women who don't want to get involved through a single mother's group - which is where he meets the strange twelve year old boy Marcus (Nicholas Hoult), who lives with his depressed, suicidal mother Fiona (Toni Collette). A tragic event sees Marcus seeking comfort with the indifferent Will who begins to realise that there's more to life than sitting around at home all day.
1. I would program for fun whatever little thing I thought might be useful to the world....
2. I would write books, scifi books, and since I don't need money who cares if anyone ever reads them I wrote them because I had Ideas and I wanted too.
3. Travel, Lots of places I want to see....
4. I would not donate my time to some worthy cause, honestly I see doing such as a way of gicving time to something I believe in as an escape from the things I have to do....If I have to do nothing then donating my time would feel like work instead....so I wouldn't want to do it...call it selfish if you like but thta my opinion....
Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
I'm a network manager. I like the work, for the most part. If I had enough money to not care about working, I'd still work - but I'd probably cut back my hours a little and perhaps go off and do more fun stuff. I'd play a little more golf. Spend more time on my bicycle. I'd definitely spend a lot more time with my newborn son.
My all-time favorite job was when I worked as a bicycle mechanic (about 16 years ago), though it did not exactly pay the bills. But it was a lot of fun, and I was pretty good at it. If that wasn't a concern, I might well give thought to going back into it. But maybe as a sideline.
I think, ultimately, work should be fun, at least to a degree. If you enjoy what you do, there's no reason to not work even if you don't need to. In fact, it might be more fun then because all the financial pressure is off.
-- Josh Turiel
"2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
Seriously. I think someone else said this, but I'd probably work on writing a book. I've always wanted to do that. ^_^
"You spoony bard!" -Tellah
Study/learn all those things that I learned in college/high school but never deeply understood. Like Calculus. I learned it, knew when to use what method to solve an equation at what time and subsequently got A's. .NET.
The problem is that I never deeply understood it.
I would learn more about physics, electricity and chemistry.
I would learn COBOL just for the hell of it.
I would take a classes on ADA and APL (if I could find any...).
I would learn to write a compiler.
I would learn more about XML.
I would learn
I would become really really good at security - taking classes on white hat hacking.
Why don't I just do that now you ask? Because I have a family and financial and time commitments that dictate that I spend my time and resources on more practical pursuits.
When it comes down to it, learning is what really, truly turns me on.
Oh and two chicks at the same time does quite a bit for me too...
You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy."
Nice to see you.
I have ideas. Lots of good ideas. I have no interest in actualy following through with them though, I'd rather come up with the next idea. Therefore I would hire a lot of things. I would have 10 artists (mostly stone carvers) on my payroll at any time, carving statues, plaques (thoughtful sayings), and sculptures. I would turn my yard (and my neighbor's yard after I bought their house) into a large sculpture garden. Romantic areas, thoughtful areas, concert areas, maybe a zoo... I don't know exactly. Essentially a large park that is all mine, but you are welcome to visit.
I'd also spend a lot of time exploring nature. Alaska has always interested me, I'd go. Utah has the most amazing geography, I'd have to spend a lot of time there. Fishing, hiking, hunting, camping. I like living in tents for short times. Watch lions kill, visit the pryamids (Egyption and Myan), explore castles.
And as a rich person I would also have a few less useful things. The world's longest brige, streching 100 miles in the ocean, and then ending, with the plan from the start to never cross. Or maybe a life size replica of flood control dam #3. (underground of course)
Are you two fucking stupid to tell a fucking joke when you see one???!! What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?
Now this post could be considered a troll, you fucking asswipe. Mod down accoringly you humorless sack of shit.
I've thought about this lots. :) I imagine I'd spend six months out of each year backpacking (AT again, PCT, ADT, CDT, JMT, LT...there are so many!) and the remaining six months divided into six one-month projects. One month to start a new voter-registration project in Charlottesville, one month to volunteer full-time on the city's free bicycle program, one month to work on a free software project... And then I could clear my head from April - October backpacking. Repeat as necessary. :)
-Waldo Jaquith
And then make John Carmack be a MS SQL Server Administrator.
Either that or I'd hipe up Thumb Wars like Robot Wars is.
Lots of Everquest. ;-)
...but it's already there under "URL".
actually, that's not all that informative. I think you can look at old_index.html to get to the underlying ideas.
Liberty uber alles.
Overcoming the acheivement of money is the same as fullfilling our survival need, its just a higher level need. But what happens after those needs are fulfilled, and then the needs after that, and then maybe all of them ? Once results have been acheived, then we can start to understand the causes.
"The practical study of concentration opens to us the world not only of results, but also of causes, and lifts us beyond the slavery of uncontrolled feelings and thoughts." - Mouni Sadhu
"What is needed, rather than running away or controlling or suppressing or any other resistance, is understanding fear; that means, watch it, learn about it, come directly into contact with it. We are to learn about fear, not how to escape from it." - Krishnamurti
"When all the units of mankind are finally Awakened, will the values of the subject-object consciousness be abanoned in every sense?" - Franklin Merrell-Wolff
I asked my Mum, and a few months later she'd sold the school she was running and retired. So she really *has* stopped working for money. Now, I always thought she'd keep working until she keeled over.
The answer to that question, if truthful rather than flippant, can be life changing for the person who's answering. Which is cool. Plus, I wanted to get an article on \. :-)
Environmentalism is the new Victorianism. Everyone ties on a green corset and pretends we're virtuous.
Guy: Hey, I'm watching you for two hours already and you just sit there with one fishing line ... can't you think of something better? ... oh wait ...
Fisherman: What do you mean?
Guy: Well, if you had 2 or 3 fishing lines you could get more fishes...
Fisherman: And than?
Guy: You could go to the market and sell them!
Fisherman: And than?
Guy: You could earn some money!
Fisherman: What would I do with that?
Guy: You could by a small boat and a net and fish more!
Fisherman: And than?
Guy: You sell the fishes and earn even more!
Fisherman: And than?
Guy: You could by a big boat and hire a crew and they could fish for you! You could be a milionare, you could just sit here all day and
I'd lobby AGAINST the big companies with special interests. Effectively bid against them with their favorite politicians.
Imagine the shock on the faces of the CEOs of [insert evil companies here] when their efforts to get their representative in office to sign bills in their selfish anti-consumer interests fail miserably, because one person happened to have the money (and the balls) to counter them and stand up for the people who don't have such fortune.
The first organizations I'd "bid" against are certainly the MPAA and RIAA, and their member media companies.
And on the lighter side of things, with a very substantial (er, $100B USD) sum of money, I'd love to just forcibly buy out Microsoft, fire gates and balmer (or at least delegate them to head the Minesweeper and Solitaire development teams), and relicense Windows under the BSD terms and open it to the world.
The Big Evil Companies with special interests have used their ill-gained money to slap the consumers around long enough, using politicians as their puppets. They really need to be taught a hard lesson in checks and balances, and this is precisely what I'd do.
* Schedule annual months of hallucinogen intake
* Finally get that electronic music thing together
* Polish up my languages (foreign and computer)
* Get some land and learn -- very slowly -- how to farm it
* Go to university again (See no. 2)
er, that's it for now....
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Death will come, and will have your eyes
-- Pavese
Also, I would be spending more time travelling around the world, and spending more time doing expeditions in strange places.
Employee of Inrupt, Project Release Manager and Community Manager for Solid
1.) Start a small website dedicated to nerds and current technology.
2.) ????
3.) Profit.
Teach primitive skills(firemaking, meat drying, etc) and computer programming(perhaps even at the same time:)
Sail
Bike
Get at least a minor in every dept of the nearest university.
fuck every Slashdotter in the ass. No matter who.
My wife and I are both in IT. Her lifelong dream (I'm skeptical about the idea) is to ditch programming all together and open up a flower shop.
Who needs the stress of programming jobs these days? BTW, the flower shop would also have a coffee shop inside where people could sit and enjoy.
So, in the real world, the idea seems a little risky. However, given the current question, I would do that in a heartbeat.
Corporate Gadfly
Jonathan Archer: the most beaten up Enterprise captain in Star Trek history
I think I would write a book. A novel about weird things going on just beyond the possibility border. I already know that it's very difficult to write a good novel (from experience) but that's even more reason to try.
-- Cheers!
With enough money, I'd be able to operate above the law, killing vermin who got off on technicalities, etc.
Just basically trying to improve the quality of life for my fellow Americans.
Title is the caveat emptor. I can probably survive w/o working for money. A few of us are heroic enough to do it. We do not need all this crap we buy every day. The only thing that I respect and would work in order to be able to purchase (assuming I was not working, which unfortunately I am) is a computer with an Internet connection. Of course, I would have to do something for food and sex, but that's not all that difficult - I could harvest my own and humans are humans (sometimes). I would probably still do what I do now, namely be involved with technology, but most likely in a more exciting area. Think of it as a redistribution of my time. Fuck money.
Must-not-watch TV!
1. Play with my son more
2. Do a lot more music/multimedia work
3. Play some video games once in a while. Right now I don't have time at all for this activity.
4. Learn how to tie trout flies and learn to fly fish effectively.
5. go to Europe for 6 months.
6. Get a philosophy degree.
I like working. But I work at something that doesn't make a difference.
I liked bitgeek's thoughts on running your own business.. something I desperately want to achieve - for the sake of doing a job well and reaping the rewards financial or otherwise.
If I could put in a full working day, I would get a team together to work on a community/open virtual environment system.
I'm thinking of VR done right. A team developing these kinds of technologies:
- 3D display and rendering in real-time
- advanced facial expresssion interfaces
- community based environments
The idea isn't to make the next killer first-person shooter, but an environent where groups of people can interact NATURALLY in the virtual environment.
Everyone has postulated about this, but people seem to tend to develop quirky toy-like characters that jolt around and need a keyboard.
My focus would be on spending those CPU cycles on presenting a realistic environment for face-to-face communication.. not smoke-trails on rockets.
Imagine the business benefits of realistic on-line meetings where you can see an accurate rendering of your correspondant's facial expression.
Just a thought.
I think I have to post to Slashdot for ideas on how to use all this free time I seem to have on my hands.
Slashdot? Oh, I just read it for the articles.
Two Chicks at the same time.
And put Triple H through a table.
I would do what those in that situation currently do for sport: Obtain power.
Of course, I'd try to use the power thus obtained to obtain more power, eventually amassing enough to pull back the curtain and expose the sham for the world to see.
If I had unlimited funds, I'd hire a bunch of programmers, throw together a bunch of feature-laden crap and market it ruthlessly until people have no choice but to use my software. Then I'd slowly tighten the screws on my licensing agreements until I RULED THE WORLD!!!!! BWAAAHAAAHAHAAHAAA!!!!!
Or I'd buy a nice little house on the coast in Maine, become a massage therapist, go on tour with my wife (she's a musician), and raise a couple of kids.
Hmm... I might do that anyway if I ever have no choice but to use XP at work.
I know what I would be doing if I didn't need money. I'd be programming! I know that it's not as glamorous as building a racetrack, but I'm a very boring guy who is easily amused. So, that's what I would do.
And, of course, I'd like to hang out with wonderful women (met lots, many more yet to meet, and more appearing every day!) and carouse.
-- Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
If I had all the money I needed to be happy, I would probably still do small web development contract work, cause I have fun doing it. And I would work a small public relations firm for music artists.
But for fun, I would attend a lot of concerts and arts shows, plus sports events. I would rent a lot of movies at first, but then go back to reading a lot of sci-fi, non-fiction, and poetry books and magazines.
I would try writing a couple books, but definitely publish some poetry and start a little rock band.
I would watch a lot of ESPN adn Sunday football, something that I haven't done in a long, long time.
And I would go back to school to get a masters and phd.
And, in my boredom (?!), I'd probably become a hacker!
Then I'd giggle to myself for a while, and look for another job to start the process all over again.
1. Work on artificial intelligence
research, on figuring out emotions,
communication computer-to-human with
deep understanding of motivations, concerns,
states of knowledge and belief, inconsistencies
in beliefs and values etc.
2. Work on a website and graphics technology
and organization dedicated to allowing people
to visualize ecosystems and biodiversity
and what we do and don't know about them
and what is happening to them, over long
time periods (historical to future.)
(As part of this, come up with quantitative
metrics for biodiversity and ecosystem
complexity, and ways of representing and
illustrating differences in ecosystem
structure, robustness etc.)
3. Relax in warm, ocean-front places now and
then with good friends (and frequently go
diving to see the fishes).
4. Fly a motorized sailplane.
5. Get into politics more.
6. Maybe dabble with bad writing and poetry.
Yeah, that's about it.
Travel, travel, travel.
Move to a college town, take the occasional
liberal arts class. (Stuff I mised out on.)
Travel some more. Fly first class all the time.
*Maybe* some open source stuff. Maybe not.
If Chaos Theory has taught us anything, it's that we must kill all the butterflies.
Like everyone I'd invest in a nice home and more computer equipment. I'd continue doing web development work for some of my small clients, quit my day job, and continue taking classes. I'd start sinking money into the campaigns of my favorite Libertarian candidates and organizations such as the EFF. I'd learn to be a better sailor. I'd fund the animal shelter for the rescue group I currently volunteer for. I'd travel wherever and whenever I wanted to and perhaps have a second home in Scotland. I'd further develop my language skills - both types. I'd support the whims and habits of my husband, and in general try to develop a life where I am much less stressed.
Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
I would spend endless hours at the library.
I would borrow all the books I could and not worry about all those darn late fees
I would travel the world, first of all to USA and Canada.
I would buy a ticket to space, when that's possible.
I would design homepages for free, for fun and for money.
I would code and hack all day.
I would sit in front of the TV and watch sitcoms, documentaries and action all day.
I would sign up for any courses that might be fun.
I would have philosophical, political and other discussions with that nice smart chick I know
I would do two chicks at once
In other words, as the restless soul that I am, I would do anything.
Currently, here in the UK, it's 73p a litre or thereabouts. 4.5 litres/gallon = £3.28, or at current exchange rates, $5.12. Most of that is tax.
Diesel is slightly more expensive, which is a perfect example of free market forces at work: the tax on diesel is lower, so the petrol companies increase the base price that the tax is applied to so that they get more money :)
If I recall correctly, untaxed diesel (also known as Rebated Fuel Oil, dyed red, available to farmers and people operating things like generators, etc. - basically, non-road vehicle engines) is about 40p a litre, or £1.80 ($2.81) a gallon. Woe betide you if you get caught using it on the road though...
The same type of work I am doing now, but with different co-workers.
And you're an asshole. What a surprise.