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  1. Re:HOW NOT TO FAIL THINGS on Should you Fear Google? · · Score: 0

    How ironic that you fail it yourself?

  2. Re:One reason it won't fly on Broadband over Powerlines · · Score: 0

    Oh sure, the time when every "h4x0r" can sniff packets through a common US power outlet indeed has come, as the time that any h4x0r can phuck my windows box

  3. Re:No fear of prosecurion, no problem! on Microsoft Sends Broken Stylesheets to Opera · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    On a related note, who would want to visit goatse.cx anyway?

  4. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA... on The Battle in 64-bit Land, 2003 and Beyond · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    *nods*
    Replying to a "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" joke is somehow being any better? The grandparent should get a life and just simply not reply, because it is obvious that you wont get through to them.

  5. Re:Wow!!! on First OpenVMS Boot On IA64 · · Score: 1
    An itanium based platform can produce a listing of files!!!!

    Well, maybe if they make a decent network device driver for it, it could serve as an index of shared files we are all crazy about (my personal mp3 fetishes are rare Green Day mp3s, and obscure prank phone calls).

  6. Re:Imagine... on A Commodore 64 For The New Millenium · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    1. In soviet russia, 2. beowulf cluster joke 3. fails you. 4. ??? 5. Profit!!!

  7. Re:spaceship earth on Hardcore Waste Recycling · · Score: 1

    goatse warning

  8. fuzzy math on Apache 2.0.44 Released · · Score: 1

    OK, just to all the other /.ers that might read, I KNOW YOU'RE BULLSHITTING ME. You're most likely some script kiddie out in the middle of nowhere posting on /. because you think its cool. Here's why I know you're bullshitting me. You said in the beginning of your post "I had my server running 100% for 46 days and only rebooted because I was trying out some new SMTP (not MS) software which turned out to be complete and utter crap and a wasted reboot." and then later wrote "On average I do a reboot once a month for software updates or whatever but never because I have to."If you stick to a monthly schedule, how can you have a 46 day run (with crappy software like that, but that's besides the point)? YOU are not worth your salt, any way you take that lie.

  9. Re:Stuff on Apache 2.0.44 Released · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Um... you've been gravely misinformed. Microsoft DOESN'T work fine. Really. As a netadmin/webmaster myself, I shouldn't have to worry about BSODs, frozen boxes, vulnerabilities and the like. With M$, I would have to worry about that all the time, rather than when a security patch is out (you know, the ones that don't replace your config when you implement them?). The truth of the matter is, I NEED APACHE.

  10. OS X on Should The Next Windows Be Built On Linux? · · Score: 0

    I think if we do have a Windows based on Linux, it will be something like the OS X setup, which would be the underlying core is open source, but the GUI (and others not in the "core" of things) would be closed source. Mark my words, it will be this way if M$ does it. However, I sincerely doubt that M$ will do it.

  11. Re:6 per second. on Scaling Server Performance · · Score: 0

    Are we supposed to be impressed with an average post that commonly downplays whatever article is being discussed?

  12. Re:First Ammendment on Mobile Phone Abuse and AbUsers · · Score: 1, Insightful

    1. You may think yourself important, but you are a loser if you are only claiming this on /. 2. Is it also free speech if you yell fire in a crowded theatre? 3. There is such a thing as a vibrating ring, instead of an audible one (so only YOU know someone else is calling). Then you can step out for a minute to take the call. 4. DON'T YOU DARE USE MY SAVIOR AS AMMUNITION IN A /. TROLL. 5. We've banned use of explosives in public, but should we just deal with them? You sir, are too uneducated to make a good post

  13. Re:Does it... on Mobile Phone Abuse and AbUsers · · Score: 0

    No, but I'll bet $20 that feature is soon to come. God, I HATE THAT SONG. I'm glad someone else does as well.

  14. Re:FUCK YOU SLASHDOT! FUCK YOU SLASHDOT! FUCK YOU on Slashback: Iridium, Synthesis, Drives · · Score: 0

    "News for nerds. Stuff that matters."

  15. Finally... on Decrypting the Secret to Strong Security · · Score: 0

    ...an open source programmer who uses concepts that originate from outside of the whole world of programming/hacking/fragging.

    A secret that cannot be readily changed should be regarded as a vulnerability.

  16. IN SOVIET RUSSIA on High-Speed Multimedia Hamming · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    first post fails you!

  17. Re:For the last time on Voters News Service: What Went Wrong · · Score: 0

    Yeah, especially the way he acted when the whole florida thing was going on. The parody of the political sign "Gore-Lieberman" which read "Sore-Loserman" said it all.

  18. Re:Good freakin' luck on Finding Every Species · · Score: 0

    I concur with the parent. Besides, there are a lot of species we (as humans) can get to due to physical location (i.e., the amazon, deep under the ocean, up CmdrTaco's ass, small isolated and uncharted islands in the middle of the ocean, etc.). This number is unobtainable and has no real practical use.

  19. Re:Online cartoons == teh good on Matt Groening on Internet and Cartoons · · Score: 0

    How can a post be moderated "redundant" when it is the first post? I think this is a damn good first post, since it is not along the lines of a beowulf cluster of "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" jokes. Do mot moderate while drunk.

  20. No, the correct time is not 4:06... on Microsoft Shows Off Watch, Portable Media Player · · Score: 0

    ...the time is "This program has performed an illegal operation"

  21. Re:Nerds Will Crack Under The Pressure on Star Wars Origami · · Score: 0

    But it wont be as funny as that time he found a pregnant Star Wars fan.

  22. Re:Yahoo works, hotmail not on Turing Tests to Stop Spam · · Score: 0

    You have to be reminded that the cookie thing is not generally limited to MSN-related sites. Any/every site could have that address that you "tested." Next time when you "test" a hotmail account, clear your cookies.

  23. Re:Al Gore is celebrating on The 20th Anniversary of the Internet · · Score: 0

    Excuse me, but as one of many who have common sense, I know that Al Gore didn't invent the internet. You see, you wouldn't get credit for something you "recognized the importance of." Al Gore has also tried to take credit for many other things that have contributed to the buildup (and downfall) of society. Of course, anybody who isn't trying to troll on /. knows that.

  24. Re:Did anyone else think on MPAA Countersues 321 Studios · · Score: 0

    Well, considering some of the craziest suits were the ones that were ruled in favor of the plaintiff, and that whenever you're an entity like the MPAA (this is not a troll, I'm trying to make a point, not start an argument), you tend to win your cases. So, I'd say they have a 60-40 chance of winning.

  25. Re:wait.. on Adobe Finds No Elcomsoft-Cracked E-Books · · Score: 0

    /me agrees.

    I agree with the parent post. There are laws that make pirating illegal, but certainly there are none that try to stop pirating. Any questions?