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Microsoft Shows Off Watch, Portable Media Player

gmt-time points to this New York Times article with a report from the in-progress Consumer Electronics Show, excerpting "Microsoft, continuing its effort to extend its reach beyond computers, today introduced designs for a new class of watch that gives more than the time and a pocket audio and video player." According to the article, several manufacturers are committed to producing both the watches (mentioned yesterday as well) and the audio/video players. I wonder if they'll play Ogg Vorbis and my DivX;) files ...

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  1. FP!: Hey I need my watch to work! by vyzar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who the hell wants a watch that crashes with the BSOD whenever I ask it to tell me the time!

    1. Re:FP!: Hey I need my watch to work! by Inflatable+Hippo · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Who the hell wants a watch that crashes with the BSOD whenever I ask it to tell me the time!

      Don't be churlish, the weekly service patches will solve that problem in no time.

      What concerns me is it's accuracy as a basic watch, everything else out of Redmond runs slower and slower over time until it's bi-annual reinstall.

    2. Re:FP!: Hey I need my watch to work! by supersam · · Score: 3, Funny

      hell, they'll say the BSOD is a feature of the watch... something like 'indiglo'!

    3. Re:FP!: Hey I need my watch to work! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1, Funny

      Who the hell wants a watch that crashes with the BSOD whenever I ask it to tell me the time!

      It must have a color screen.

      How many colors would it need to get that shade of blue *JUST* right?

    4. Re:FP!: Hey I need my watch to work! by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, marketing will rename it to the BGOD
      Blue GLOW of Death. :-D

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    5. Re:FP!: Hey I need my watch to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to me that Microsoft has shifted priorities to gaming (XBox) and traffic monitoring watches...great strategy :)

    6. Re:FP!: Hey I need my watch to work! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Who the hell wants a watch that crashes with the BSOD whenever I ask it to tell me the time!"

      It beats having a Linux watch, you'd have to edit a .conf file to set the time!

      I'd much prefer the Apple watch. It's only got one button, and I can pick any color I want!

    7. Re:FP!: Hey I need my watch to work! by damiam · · Score: 2

      One.

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  2. The comments I've read so far state... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why not get a Timex Pager Watch?

    1. Re:The comments I've read so far state... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because consumers in a Free Trade market like to have options.

    2. Re:The comments I've read so far state... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably explains why the monopolist's watch costs three times as much.

    3. Re:The comments I've read so far state... by rela · · Score: 1
      -- Our site's standard *was* to name servers after cartoon characters. Then I named one Jigglypuff.

      Okay, your sig has me hooked. What's the gory details of what happened after you named a box after a pokemon?

    4. Re:The comments I've read so far state... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2, Informative

      One particular VP was very embarassed by having to call one of her servers Jigglypuff. So she complained to IT. Complained very loudly. She's a pretty high profile customer of IT. (But she is a good VP from all that I've seen.) So they agreed that cartoon characters were no longer appropriate (after 10 years or so of such naming).

      We now have a "new standard". It makes the suits feel better, but frankly, we have trouble telling the differences between our boxes now.

      If there are five servers which, say, do inventory, and this is the third one of the group, and it is in the city of Dallas, the new server name is "dalinv03".

      It makes sense. Until you recall that we have a few hundred different business functions (with far less obvious acronyms) and in some strange cities (or named after a particular datacenter inside of a city with an even odder abbreviation), and multiple servers running in that city with the same business function.

      So the format is CCCFFFNN (CCC=City, or Datacenter Name ; FFF=Business Function, NN=An incremental number which differentiates it from the other servers, starting at 01).

      Like, say, a JXNCFP03, for example.

      PS: The server is still named Jigglypuff. And they are still using it. Its just the revised naming rules take affect on new servers. They (thankfully) realized it would be horribly disruptive to rename thousands of systems.

    5. Re:The comments I've read so far state... by rela · · Score: 1
      PS: The server is still named Jigglypuff. And they are still using it.

      Hehehe. That's the best part of all. Thanks for answering.

  3. Before anyone shouts "Dupe!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Even the poster knew before he submitted the story, that this was just another related article to yesturday's. You may be asking, what's the point and what's the big deal ?

    I don't know either.

  4. FM Network? by WPIDalamar · · Score: 2


    Microsoft has built a new national wireless data network, based on the data broadcasting ability of FM radio stations. The company says that compared with traditional paging systems, this network makes it cheaper both to broadcast data and build receivers. It said the microchips for the watch, which it designed, cost less than $10 each wholesale.


    So they already made an FM network? I thought it was just a what-if scenario.

    1. Re:FM Network? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 3, Informative

      They will be using one of the subcarriers on the FM broadcast signals, like they do with elevator music.

      Pirating the signal should be a fairly easy hack, as long as the encryption is not too strong.

    2. Re:FM Network? by blahlemon · · Score: 1
      Microsoft has built a new national wireless data network, based on the data broadcasting ability of FM radio stations. The company says that compared with traditional paging systems, this network makes it cheaper both to broadcast data and build receivers. It said the microchips for the watch, which it designed, cost less than $10 each wholesale.

      Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that when a company makes a statement like "we've made it so cheap it costs us peanuts" that the consumer still ends up paying an outragous price? Cost of advertizing and packaging considered it's still crazy the markup on some of this crap.

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    3. Re:FM Network? by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      Microsoft has built a new national wireless data network, based on the data broadcasting ability of FM radio stations. The company says that compared with traditional paging systems, this network makes it cheaper both to broadcast data and build receivers. It said the microchips for the watch, which it designed, cost less than $10 each wholesale.

      So does this mean that with a low power FM transmitter in the area you could perform a denial of service attack on Microsoft watches, but standard watches would be immune?

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    4. Re:FM Network? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
      as long as the encryption is not too strong.

      I've got a calculator watch for that.

      Ah, who am I kidding? The only encryption I can break is 8008135.

  5. Trustworthy Watch by supergiovane · · Score: 5, Funny
    Obviously you will need a DRM compliant arm to wear it.

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    1. Re:Trustworthy Watch by vidnet · · Score: 3, Funny
      You'll have no trouble getting one:

      SECURITY AND DIGITAL RIGHTS MANAGEMENT (DRM)

      ARM is also bringing secure solutions to market for its digital audio customers. In conjunction with its partners, ARM is working to ensure DRM solutions from companies including Liquid Audio, Intertrust and Microsoft are supported to enable OEMs to develop solutions that manage rights-protected content.

    2. Re:Trustworthy Watch by runtimeerror7 · · Score: 1

      wow....DRM on 'arm'. sounds fun.....

    3. Re:Trustworthy Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, you are not plugging it in your arm! Only wearing it on top. That's like putting the cpu on you case and trying to use it.

    4. Re:Trustworthy Watch by Cranky_92109 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely! They'll need to plug the 'analog hole' to prevent us from sharing with those pirates who stop you on the street and ask if you have the time.

      Soon removing the cork from your mouth will be a violation of the DMCA.

  6. Media2Go portable media player by HelbaSluice · · Score: 1

    ... for all your pocket-sized porn needs. Seriously, what am I going to do, carry a $500 device around to show pictures of my kids on??

    Apple is rumored to have something like this in the pipeline too, and Archos released a similar thing a few months ago.

    Are people so hard-up for porn that they can't sit at their computer and watch it like a respectable person?

  7. On a BBC News 24 program... by N+Monkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    .. they had an interview with Bill and I'm sure he said the "media to go" was going to be manufactured by Intel.

    The article doesn't seem to mention this but perhaps I just misheard the TV broadcast.

  8. And the point is? by oliverthered · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok,
    The Weather, umm... look at the sky, that's how I get my forcast.

    Sport, well GPL's a fun game to help play against Microsoft.(I never did see the attraction in watching somone else play)

    The Time, umm... I already have a watch thankyou, maybe not atomicly perfect but it'll do.

    Music, lar lar lar lar, lar lar ,lar lar, any one name that tune? Humm.. Wistle, be creative fine, music on my watch, boring.

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    1. Re:And the point is? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2

      Hey it may have a spell checker built in!

    2. Re:And the point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might not use it though!

    3. Re:And the point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU; if it was some linux powered portable Ogg player you'd be jizzing your pants over it.

    4. Re:And the point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I maight buy a linux powers in-car MP3 player with GDAM to mix mp3's on the fly and 802.11b to transfer the files from my house.

      I never buy watches, the one I have at the moment was an xmas present from about 4 years ago.

      I wouldn't buy a hat that told me which way the wind was blowing either.

    5. Re:And the point is? by Inda · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The Weather, umm... look at the sky, that's how I get my forcast.

      Funny you should say this because I had an argument/debate about this yesterday with someone.

      I say that tomorrows weather will be the same as today's - ALWAYS. I also say that I will be correct more often than the weather forcasters are. Am I right?

      Yes, I live in the UK too.

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    6. Re:And the point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The weather is the weather, if it rains it rains and there's nothing you can do about it.

      If it looks like rain I'll bring a coat.

    7. Re:And the point is? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

      Exactly... There are plenty of sources available already for such information.

      I'd rather just wish that Casio brings back the CFX-40 Scientific/Programmer's Calculator Watch

    8. Re:And the point is? by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      forcasters do know when a storm is on the way. they don't get long range stuff accurate, but the admit that. the "look at the sky" and "tomorrow will be the same as today" isn't really that accurate when you're leaving for work at 7a.m and it would be helpfull to know that while it's nice and sunny at 7a.m., it'll be cold and rainy starting around 3-6 with thunderstorms. you'll be sure to roll up the windows if you're driving and possibly grab a raincoat/umbrella.

      tomorrow's weather == today's weather can be good for someplaces (Yuccatan?), but 'round these parts the weather can swing drastically in a short 24 hr period.

    9. Re:And the point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And i'd need that info on a watch because?

      If I'm using the information to plan things then I can look it up, no need for it to be on my wrist.

      If I want the information now (or for the next few hours) I look at the sky.

    10. Re:And the point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that was actually usefull.
      Remebers school.....

    11. Re:And the point is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Weather, umm... look at the sky, that's how I get my forcast.

      Then, I suppose, you return to your mud-hut and bang
      your stone club on the floor while the missus prepares barbequed woolly mammoth steaks. Not to worry, though, in a few thousand years, man will invent the clock, and for your weather, you could wait around until the internet is invented, and go online and get some weather info here.

  9. Re:Old news by elixx · · Score: 1

    Set your watch back. Maybe things will surprise you more.

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  10. DivX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys do realize that DivX was Microsoft's implementation of MPEG-4, and that they dropped support for it because of licensing issues.

    How ironic... a snide remark about support for file types and standards simply serves to illuminate how bias and closed minded one particular Slashdot reader is.

    1. Re:DivX by Marc2k · · Score: 2

      I disagree. Timothy's statement (submitter's text is always in italics, the 'snide remark' was in plain font) wasn't very scathing, nor did it provide a one-sided viewpoint of Microsoft's business or products.

      It was a joke. Plain and simple, it wasn't at anyone's expense, either. Like you said, they dropped support for it...which is why he mentioned it.

      Just because you read something you thought was ocol on their KnowledgeBase or E2 doesn't mean you have to accuse others of being closed minded and act indignant.

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    2. Re:DivX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not exactly. DivX 3 was a hack of the Microsoft MPEG-4 Codecs. It also included a hacked fraunhoffer MP3 codec, and hacked windows media audio codecs.

      From what I know of DivX versions higher than 3, they were completely rewritten implementations of the MPEG-4 specification (or at least parts of it). Based off OpenDivx (or something like that)

  11. Neat toy, but... by tigress · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if it'll be more than a fancy toy/gadget. To be quite honest, I'm quite satisfied with my watch showing the time (and possibly also the date). For music, and even moreso with video, I prefer a more tangible device.

    Now, integrating the whole thing in a cellphone, pda or smartphone, I can go along with. In fact, I've ditched my old watch since it's easier to just keep everything in my phone - which, by the way, I can do a lot more than listening to music and watching video on. =)

    1. Re:Neat toy, but... by Mizery+De+Aria · · Score: 0

      Yes, but cell phones aren't allowed in most grade schools/high schools.

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    2. Re:Neat toy, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I wonder if you'll be allowed to carry a Bill's watch for exam anyhow...

  12. Excellent Idea by DonFinch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Considering the runaway profitablilty of the XBOX, I am sure this will prove to be a similarly astounding foray into the world away from PC's! soon we'll have Palladium toilet paper by microsoft. Trustworthy Whiping.

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    1. Re:Excellent Idea by LordYUK · · Score: 1, Funny

      Trustworthy Whiping eh? I usually wipe my arse, not whip it. You listen to too much Devo. =)

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    2. Re:Excellent Idea by blahlemon · · Score: 1

      Damn it, my MicroSoft ToiletPaper just got a nasty virus and my MicroSoft Toilet has just been cracked. If only the hackers hadn't grabbed control of that DrainCam that is designed to check for blockages and turned it around...again.

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    3. Re:Excellent Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      soon we'll have Palladium toilet paper by microsoft.

      I already get my toilet paper from microsoft. I thought that's what the EULA's were for?

    4. Re:Excellent Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already get my toilet paper from microsoft.

      Is this what you get? Just curious. Someone told me it's a bit rough around the edges.

  13. Why should I need a watch... by simi-lost · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When I have a cell phone that fits in my pocket, that has the time on it, surfs the web, brings me the news, does text messaging.. AND doesn't run on a OS that is well known for bugs?

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    1. Re:Why should I need a watch... by spectral · · Score: 2

      Easier to move and twist your arm slightly and look at the watch than reaching in to pocket and grabbing cell phone (assuming you have a non-flip style one, or one that has a display on the outside of it, otherwise you'd have to open it up too)

      Yeah, it's not that much harder, but it is slightly quicker. Also, on packed trains you run less chance of being yelled at for being a perv by looking up at your watch, than accidentally brushing your arm against the ass of the person next to you then fishing around in your pocket for a bit.

    2. Re:Why should I need a watch... by peterpi · · Score: 1

      Because it plays music.

    3. Re:Why should I need a watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does my cell phone :)

    4. Re:Why should I need a watch... by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It seems we are at the "pocket watch" stage with phones. Soon, (maybe) we will have the phone *IN* the watch.

      I have seen large watches with FRS radios, cameras, GPS units, etc. built in. Why can't a phone fit in a watch? It looks like the battery could be in the band, using that plastic battery technology the Air Force is working on.

    5. Re:Why should I need a watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well hurrah for you. You do not need one of these watches. You may now make a smug expression. Well done; you are great.

    6. Re:Why should I need a watch... by simi-lost · · Score: 1

      Since I spend a lot of time standing with my hands in my pockets, (cushy job huh?) it is no more different to just pull the phone out.. as it is to raise my arm to look at a watch. (display on the outside of the flip) However, I trust the time on this much more. A couple thoughts, Has M$ ever delivered a product on time? Why should I trust them to deliver the time to a product? ALSO, have you ever installed an M$ OS.. or app? Ever notice when they say it's going to be 32 minutes, that actually translates to about an hour or so. I never did like the way M$ kept time.. or figured out what clocks they were using..

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    7. Re:Why should I need a watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why thank you! I did make the smug expression, then realized I didn't care. I was just pointing out that cell phones can do that, not really bragging about mine in particular. If I were to do that I'd probably list a lot of things cooler than that (video messaging, GPS, etc.)

    8. Re:Why should I need a watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My biggest concern would be usability.. most of the uses I have for my cell phone are email. Typing emails on a numerical pad sucks, imagine typing it on something like those calculator watches that disappeared 10 years ago. *shudders*

      There seems to be a trend now for features rather than size of cell phones. They're about as small as they can get while being easily usable for text messaging and quick dialing, so cram more features like GPS and video phones in there.

      I suppose maybe a voice recognition system for dialing/emailing would be alright, but I wouldn't put much faith to it understanding my broken Japanese (let alone my horribly slurred and poorly enunciated english), and I do need to use it a lot for both languages when sending messages here..

    9. Re:Why should I need a watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I often keep my hands in my pockets too, and my phone certainly does keep better time than my watch (being constantly synched). I dunno about their time server stability, my WinXP box always had problems with the time.microsoft.com server, so I just switched it to the gov one. Yeah, the install times are usually BS, but I assume they have a hardware clock in here, so the OS can't bork it up all that badly, except while setting it to something else.

    10. Re:Why should I need a watch... by nanun · · Score: 1

      > accidentally brushing your arm against
      > the ass of the person next to you then
      > fishing around in your pocket for a bit.

      Sounds more like a reason to not wear a watch.

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    11. Re:Why should I need a watch... by Anenga · · Score: 2

      Exactly.

      Watches are going out of style really fast. You see less and less young people (teens -> early 30's) wearing them. Well, fashion-sensed ones anyways =) You don't need a watch if you have a cell phone. I don't need to look at the time that often. I'm sure majority of the time your looking at your watch it's just habit, and you don't really need to look at the time.

      All these new watches with integrated video, audio and what not are all, what my geneartion likes to call, "gay". The only people who are going to buy them are people fasinated by the technology, they won't be considered pratical technology. How about we invent something new, instead of slopping new features and new technology on an old concept.

    12. Re:Why should I need a watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > accidentally brushing your arm against the

      Do you know that nowadays cell phones are so tiny that lots of people in Asian countries just wear it around their necks? I don't think that would be a problem then.

      > Yeah, it's not that much harder, but it is slightly quicker

      To me, I still prefer a cell phone to a wrist watch. I know it too well that if I have a wrist watch with data stream/webcast capability I would look at it more often than I should and being distracted from what I'm currently doing, versus a cell phone or pager that is less distressing to me so that I could get things done quicker and better, then get the info I need. I guess it's 'demanding-info' versus 'info-on-demand'.

      Arr... maybe that's what most Mac users are talking about - be more productive on a Mac than a PC...

      And no, I don't own a modern Mac. (I'd got a Classic from Salvation Army years ago though)

    13. Re:Why should I need a watch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, not in Japan. I live here, have a Japanese cell phone, and I don't see too many people wearing them around their neck.

  14. Karma Whoring by El+Huevo+Anales · · Score: 2, Informative

    A Microsoft Watch Will Provide Much More Than Time
    By SAUL HANSELL
    AS VEGAS, Jan. 8 -- Microsoft, continuing its effort to extend its reach beyond computers, today introduced designs for a new class of watch that gives more than the time and a pocket audio and video player.

    The designs, which will be available from several manufacturers by the end of the year, were presented by Microsoft's chairman, Bill Gates, in a speech today that opened the annual International Consumer Electronics Show here.

    But even as the company extends its reach to new devices, Microsoft's vision is closely linked to the computer. Both the watch -- which can provide weather information, text messages and other data -- and the media player are designed to be controlled through wireless connections to their owners' PC's.

    In an interview today, Mr. Gates said he saw a world in which the personal computer was increasingly linked wirelessly to all manner of displays.

    "You will have devices in the home of different screen sizes: wall-sized for a lot of people to watch, desk-sized for doing homework or taxes, and pocket-sized for information you have with you at all times, and watch-sized," he said. "We will make all those work together."

    Mr. Gates's vision is very much a hot topic of the electronics show here, where more than 2,000 manufacturers are displaying their wares to 100,000 attendees. Much of the focus has been on wireless networking and other ways to connect digital devices like CD and DVD players, cameras and computers.

    But Microsoft is trying to avoid the cutthroat business of hardware manufacturing in consumer electronics, as it has in computers, and it hopes instead to profit by licensing its software. The new products have license fees of $10 to $25 a unit, Microsoft executives said.

    The media player, called Media2Go, resembles the Apple iPod, in that it has a 20-gigabyte hard drive that can hold hundreds of songs. But it also has a color screen for watching videos and looking at photographs. Microsoft showed a mockup with a 3.5-inch screen, but some manufacturers would make larger versions with 7-inch screens, it said. Samsung, iRiver, Sanyo and ViewSonic have agreed to make versions of the device, which is expected to sell for less than $500.

    The device will not be able to hold movies from DVD's. But it will store and play home movies and video downloaded from the Internet. It will also be able to store copies of broadcast and cable television programs recorded by Microsoft's Windows XP Media Center Edition.

    Rob Enderle, a research fellow with the Giga Information Group, said there was great demand for such personal video players.

    "It's going to be the biggest thing in 2003," he said. "Our testing shows that it least has the market potential of Apple's iPod if not quite a bit more."

    He said that Apple was thought to be working on a version of the iPod with video ability, but it lost an opportunity to be the first to market when it did not announce the product as some people expected at the Macworld conference on Tuesday.

    The watch will initially be made by Fossil, Citizen and Suunto. The simplest versions will cost less than $150, but the watchmakers will also make much more expensive designs. The watch will require a subscription to a data service, which Microsoft executives said might have a fee of $5 to $12 a month or might be included in the price of some watches.

    All of the watches will have a small, rectangular liquid crystal display and the ability to receive short data messages, much like a pager. This technology will allow the watch to identify where it is and what the local time is -- and the local weather forecast -- as the wearer travels.

    The watch will also be able to receive the wearer's personal calendar sent from a personal computer and instant messages sent through Microsoft's messaging service.

    Microsoft has built a new national wireless data network, based on the data broadcasting ability of FM radio stations. The company says that compared with traditional paging systems, this network makes it cheaper both to broadcast data and build receivers. It said the microchips for the watch, which it designed, cost less than $10 each wholesale.

    Microsoft's watch design is the first instance of what it calls smart personal object technology, or SPOT, which powers devices with access to information. William H. Mitchell, the general manager of the smart personal objects unit, said such a device could be sold for less than $20.

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  15. Re:Haven't we discussed this yesterday? by marcop · · Score: 2

    Timothy needed a chance to post it too.

  16. Patent Issues by Fict · · Score: 3, Informative

    I believe that nintendo's video game watches should be cited as prior art.

    1. Re:Patent Issues by BWJones · · Score: 2

      Come on now, does anybody remember those Pac Man watches oh, say twenty or more years ago?

      As for other things they were demoing, they might be able to claim smart refridgerator magnets as patentable but how is that going to improve my life? Lets have some real innovation out there. Please?

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    2. Re:Patent Issues by vsprintf · · Score: 2

      I'd be afraid of someone hacking into my refridgerator magnet and deleting the number for the pizza parlor. It's just not worth the risk.

  17. The watch by Apreche · · Score: 2

    The video player sounds good, but I heard mac was making an ipod with video, so the video ipod kind of wins by default. As for the watch it is totally awesome. If only it used a different messenger than MSN. Give me a watch running gaim and then it will be worth your subscription fee.

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    1. Re:The watch by geekee · · Score: 2

      "The video player sounds good, but I heard mac was making an ipod with video, so the video ipod kind of wins by default."

      Why? IPod's are over-priced now. Plus only works with 5% of PC.

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  18. Reboots ... by jc42 · · Score: 1, Funny

    If the MS Watch works like the MS box that I have sitting next to my linux box (so I can test web pages on IE), what the watch will do is reboot 3 or 4 times per day. Each time it will make yet another DST correction, despite the fact that DST is no longer in effect and I've checked the box saying not to do DST.

    If I absentmindedly click the OK button, the watchk will be off by an hour. But mostly it'll be just another annoyance when I look at the watch to check the time, find that it has rebooted, mumble a few choice obscenities, and twiddle with it to turn the DST thingie off yet again so I can see the time.

    And it'll lose 45 seconds per day.

    Yeah, I know there's a linux watch available. But I can't really see running an xterm on it. The default borders and title bar would take up the whole screen, and I'd probably never find a way to turn them off. ;-)

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    1. Re:Reboots ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the MS Watch works like the MS box that I have sitting next to my linux box (so I can test web pages on IE), what the watch will do is reboot 3 or 4 times per day

      If you have a Windows box (even Win 95) that you only use to run Internet Explorer, and it crashes regularly, then the problem is you, my friend. Even the most ardent anti-MS'ers on /. will concede that Windows is quite stable when running just the OS and no external applications/devices/hacks. Perhaps you should simply stay away from products controlled by microprocessor, since you can't seem to handle them. Have you figured out how to pop popcorn in your microwave?

      Or perhaps you were exagerrating to make a point, in which case, let me just state that I think saying Windows crashes 3 or 4 times a day is truly hilarious and startingly original.

    2. Re:Reboots ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly you are a dumbass that doesn't know how to use computers. I have a windows box that I never reboot. Not 3 times a day, not once a day, not ever really. I'm getting tired of these bullshit stories. There are enough flaws in MS products to pick on real ones if that's what you want to do. Grow up you piece of shit.

  19. Pocket Porn by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1
    I know a couple going through infertility treatments (which have been succesful, btw).

    Anyway, the husband was called on to give "samples" - which you give in their little room - he downloaded dirty pictures from the internet onto his PDA.

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    1. Re:Pocket Porn by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2

      What's the matter, his wife couldn't give him a "hand"?

  20. Behavior Modification.NET by Zigg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know about anyone else, but I sure as hell aren't wearing any Microsoft product with a metal side touching my skin. My wrist would probably develop a twitch from the "corrective" shocks coming from the watch whenever I sit down at my Linux box...

  21. Are you kidding? by (trb001) · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if they'll play Ogg Vorbis and my DivX;) files ...

    HA HA! HOO HOO HOO!

    <wipes eyes>

    Too funny. Why don't you just ask if they can come with your favorite Linux distro preinstalled too :)

    1. Re:Are you kidding? by scrytch · · Score: 2

      I wonder if they'll play Ogg Vorbis and my DivX;) files ...

      HA HA! HOO HOO HOO!


      Laugh at this. Oggs play flawlessly on windows media player.

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    2. Re:Are you kidding? by damiam · · Score: 1

      And you think MS will let you hack their watch to do that? Sure MS may have bad security, but nobody's cracked the Xbox yet (not counting modchips, cause you're not gonna put one in your watch).

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  22. I wonder if .... by mustangdavis · · Score: 2

    .... I can get one of these with the optional surround sound module .....

    1. Re:I wonder if .... by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 3, Funny

      what? you mean headphones?

  23. i had this functionality on my pager in 1998 by avi33 · · Score: 1

    ...and it didn't require massive hardware upgrades, radio station complicity, or a spiffy new marketing term (Wideband?) that translates to "radio waves." ...and what exactly is the killer app here? The battle cry for this crap is "news, weather, and sports scores"...bfd!

  24. Where I work... by HogGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I can't get a FM signal to my desk...

    So does this mean I'll have to go outside to get the time?

  25. so how many tims do we need to reboot the watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how many times a day do I have to reboot the watch
    to get correct time.

    What security holes does it have knowing M$ history.

    Does it crash when you play vedio like it does inmedia player.

    Does it freeze all the time showing the hardware has issue.

  26. DRM2Go? by runtimeerror7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The media player, called Media2Go, resembles the Apple iPod......"...."The device will not be able to hold movies from DVD's. But it will store and play home movies and video downloaded from the Internet"

    is that a way of stopping DVD piracy? DRM? or it just cant hold all my *future* LOTR DVD's together?

    well 7 inch screen to watch LOTR? geez, i cant even see the ring let alone sauron. ::akbar

  27. Umm so its like the next generation of by MosesJones · · Score: 2

    This and this (last item) very impressive and definately totally new and original and no-one has ever considered this before. Not these people bet it wouldn't occur to them in a millon years.

    Oh and of course there are lots of mobile phone that do this already as well.

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  28. Well by CaptainZapp · · Score: 5, Funny
    If it has the same technical feats as Microsofts Windows Smart Phone edition, then the watch owners might be in for a surprise.

    This is a translation (without permission) from a blurb in todays Neue Zurcher Zeitung regarding introduction of a new Microsoft Powered cell phone to be introduced by Swisscom.

    [...] While Orange integrated their customers into bug hunting, Swisscom is still waiting until the first software update is rolled out.

    Currently engineers at Swisscom, Microsoft and HTC (the manufacturer) are trying to determine why the phone doesn't ring on incoming calls[...]

    I know, that this is slightly offtopic. But would you trust such a watch to provide the correct time of day?

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    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here is a link to that article.

      Your translation is correct. Hilarious!

    2. Re:Well by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      One might want to mention, that they (as a very old fashioned and conservative paper) have a kick-ass 2 years ahead of its time media and IT section every Friday.

      Open source / free software (while picked up by the mainstream press about now) got extended coverage three years ago and they are one of the few publications, which don't just gush Redmonds press releases to the general public in slightly altered form.

      If the readership of this fine forum can deal with German I strongly recommend, that they tune in every Friday.

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    3. Re:Well by sharkey · · Score: 2

      everybody knows the boat is leeking

      You don't need a boat to grow leeks. A trowel does make it easier to plant them, though.

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  29. Wait for it... by GeorgePBurdell · · Score: 0, Troll

    How long before the "I love you, watch" virus?

    Or maybe "I very excite watch".

    Perhaps "I send you this watch to ask your opinion".

    Maybe they can pack an IIS implementation in there as well. Will there be "Windows Udate" for watches?

  30. Re:timex pager watch by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard this was similar to the microsoft watch, but costs one third the price. This hurdle should not be a problem for Microsoft Marketing.

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  31. I don't need a watch I have a GSM phone by realkiwi · · Score: 1

    Who wears a watch now that we all carry phones all the time...

    Need the time -> look at GSM phone

    It can also do e-mail, photos, sync to Mac OS X...

    The problem is that there are enough people who are stupid enough to want a watch that _will_ crash (look at MS phones...)

    Make ya puke!

    PS My first post from Safari =:-D

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  32. Re:Old news by blahlemon · · Score: 1

    You obviously don't have a grasp on what news is. Just because it's not timely doesn't mean it's not news, it just means it's old news.

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  33. A shocking revelation. by peterpi · · Score: 2, Funny
    I wonder if they'll play Ogg Vorbis and my DivX;) files ...

    No.

    It won't.

  34. reliable watches by rlabutis · · Score: 1

    I will stick with my Rolex/Omega's. Never crashes and just tells me the time and does not need batteries.

    1. Re:reliable watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah well fuck you. i'll stick with my $20 frayed-velcro-strap timex.

  35. WSJ yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that a "News For Nerds" site cites articles which the Wall Street Journal printed yesterday? Shouldn't Slashdot be a bit more cutting edge?

    1. Re:WSJ yesterday by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 2

      well, actually http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/01/09/124022 3 slashdot is...but their editors don't communicate with each other well. of course, you can't really complain that much considering that the news is reader-driven. if readers see news and don't report it, we as a community don't get news. we've got no one to blame but ourselves if our news is late.

  36. Bill Gates: PSSST! Hey buddy wanna buy a watch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See, the revolution is succeeding. Bill soon won't be able to get people to buy PCs running Windows, so he'll have to try to hijack the watch market next.

    WP
    Toronto

  37. a repeat story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stoned at Slashdot are we? Repeat yourselves when under stress? Lame story!!!!!! Short term memory is the first to go!

  38. Is it just me or does anyone else wonder why by tyrani · · Score: 1, Troll

    Why do people continue to buy Microsoft hardware? They have a long track record of introducing refined hardware that they only support for at the most a few years.

    Remember the Microsoft Phone, or the Sidewinder Gamepad? Even the recent Microsoft Broadband home router is starting to have some support issues.

    Although I think that Microsoft releases some interesting hardware, I certainly question spending a couple of hundred bucks on hardware from a company that won't support it.

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  39. Does any body really know what time it is? by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... A pretty lady asked me what time on my watch.

    And I said....

    "It's two bluescreens past 3:00"

    (with apologies to Chicago....)

  40. Re:Haven't we discussed this yesterday? by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 1

    And we haven't had enough DRM, watch licensing, and reboot the watch jokes yet!

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  41. Will somebody tell me, by mbstone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As I mentioned in the article I posted to Slashdot yesterday, I had to trash my Seiko MessageWatch because the company decided to exit the FM data business, leaving me with an expensive piece of scrap metal. Is Bill G. giving guarantees as to how long MS is committed to broadcasting the time, weather, sports, and email?? Will watch buyers again be left holding the bag in a short period of time when MS finally decides this business model doesn't work any better for MS than it did for Seiko?? Why the *^&% should I again shell out the big bux for a watch that I am eventually going to wind up smashing with a sledgehammer like I did the MessageWatch??

    1. Re:Will somebody tell me, by fastdecade · · Score: 1

      Is Bill G. giving guarantees as to how long MS is committed to broadcasting the time, weather, sports, and email??

      Uh that's one think you *don't* need to worry about. If Bill G decides MS is doing watches, then MS is committed to the watch business for the next decade. You're talking about a company with a cash base of many billions --- that's hard cash sitting in a bank. It's also a company that likes to spend on areas slightly outside its usual focus, to prevent monopoly accusations.

      MS's bottomless pocckets will be used relentlessly for several generations until MS either dominates the industry (Pocket PC), needs to pull out for strategic purposes (MSN dialup), or decides it has tried long enough and cannot effectively compete (???).

  42. the REAL slashdot math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inane tripe + GPL mention==insightful!

    1. Re:the REAL slashdot math by oliverthered · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's good to see you think the watch is inane tripe too.

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  43. Dumbass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    AIDS is nowhere near the "number one killer" you fucking jackass. You're a dumb shit who has been sold a load of feces and you obviously ate it up with a spoon. The liberal/fag media wants you to believe that AIDS is a big problem. It's not. For good, white people the chance of contracting AIDS is so small, it's not worth mentioning. It's only if God wants you to die from his new plague that you will.

    Furthermore, check out some statistics. You're making predictions about the state of affairs in the civilized world (where the prevelance of cellphones is a possibility) but you believe that AIDS is the number one killer? What kind of stupid shit are you? Pull your head out of your sister's twat and get a bit of education before you piss me off again you dumb fucking jackass. Also, I'd like to see a study supporting your baseless claim of a tie between any type of transmission (RF,radio,microwave,whatever since you didn't specify because you're a fucking piece of shit) and cancer. You won't be able to find one because you've been far too general and you are far too stupid. I bet you're one of these motherfuckers that watched 'American Idol', weren't you? Your life is nothing. Shut the fuck up and eat shit already. You're so simple and predictable it makes me sick, faggot.

  44. No, the correct time is not 4:06... by fussman · · Score: 0

    ...the time is "This program has performed an illegal operation"

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  45. Can't you guys relax? by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I REALLY hate to see everyone bashing Microsoft every time they attempt something new. Sure, it may possibly exend the so called "monopoly" but the thing is how may times have we seen something like this fail? Now Microsoft is trying their hand at it. Will it work? Somehow, I doubt it. The things I hate seeing brought out AGAIN:

    1. Oh no now my will BSOD! BSOD's are actually getting to be less of a problem. This thing will probably not have a regular NT kernel, but probably something related to CE or more likely, something totally different. CE, for me has been very reliable (in the PocketPC form). I usually don't have a problem with CE in general. PocketPC problems are usually something wrong with the device or the vendor specific code. Usually with in a few months or so most of the bugs get worked out via flashes and they just work.

    2. Oh no now I will have to reboot my 4 times a day! Even if you did, it would only take 2 seconds or less to do and I doubt you'd have to reset it 4 times a day!

    3. Oh now I need a DRM compliant ! This is just bashing for sake of bashing. Yeah, DRM sucks, but in every implementation I have seen (WMP 9) it allows you to disable it! Also, you can always download Winamp 3 and use it.

    Your bashing the product before you even truely see it because Microsoft is attached to it. This kind of thing is just Juvenile and

    Oh and these things usually come from those who use a Microsoft mouse on thier Linux boxes. You got to admit that the come up with some great mice!

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    1. Re:Can't you guys relax? by Snart+Barfunz · · Score: 1

      DRM - I hadn't thought of that! That means the RIAA can sue my ass if I tell someone the time.

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    2. Re:Can't you guys relax? by BWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I REALLY hate to see everyone bashing Microsoft every time they attempt something new. Sure, it may possibly exend the so called "monopoly" but the thing is how may times have we seen something like this fail? Now Microsoft is trying their hand at it. Will it work? Somehow, I doubt it.

      Perhaps it is because Microsoft really is doing *nothing* new. Name one innovative product to come out of Microsoft that they have not purchased from someone else or outright copied........Clippy? Bob? Please. People are reluctant to want to support Microsoft because of bloated and inefficient programming and third rate design and implementation among many other reasons.

      Oh no now my will BSOD! BSOD's are actually getting to be less of a problem.

      But they still happen fairly frequently. Just yesterday on an XP box, I got a blue screen from plugging in a Firewire HD. On the other hand, I have been using OS X heavily since September of 2000 and have had one kernel panic (when running the beta), and experienced a hard crash maybe twice (post beta), and one of them was my fault with bad code. Or for more of a portable OS, look at Palm OS. It is small, fast, reliable and I have never seen it crash.

      Oh no now I will have to reboot my 4 times a day! Even if you did, it would only take 2 seconds or less to do and I doubt you'd have to reset it 4 times a day!

      And when it does, do I need to reset the time or re-synch the time?

      Oh now I need a DRM compliant ! This is just bashing for sake of bashing. Yeah, DRM sucks, but in every implementation I have seen (WMP 9) it allows you to disable it! Also, you can always download Winamp 3 and use it.

      Or I can use Quicktime, the best media solution out there that also happens to be open standards compliant and no DRM junk.

      Your bashing the product before you even truely see it because Microsoft is attached to it.

      It's expected outcomes based upon a number of years of proven behavior. If I touch the stovetop four times, and get burned four times, what is the likelyhood that I will not get burned if I touch it again?

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    3. Re:Can't you guys relax? by sporty · · Score: 2

      Microsoft is the butt of many jokes just like IBM + OS/2 once was. Same as FreeBSD. Only the zealots would actually believe it.

      Besides, wouldn't it be funny if your watch actually crashed, or to use your watch, you needed a DRM arm? It's just horse play. No one's eye is going to be taken out.

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    4. Re:Can't you guys relax? by incom · · Score: 1

      It's a Logitech mouse dammit.

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    5. Re:Can't you guys relax? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Others are already addresssing other issues, but,

      > Oh and these things usually come from those who use a Microsoft mouse on thier Linux boxes.

      Actually, my mouse says Sun on it.....

      > You got to admit that the come up with some great mice!

      Parden my french, but BULLSHIT!!! When they (make|rebadge) one which doesn't have to be taken apart every f'ing 3 months and cleaned --or-- just plain thrown out in 18 months, you can start making this claim.

    6. Re:Can't you guys relax? by einstein · · Score: 2

      Oh no now my will BSOD! BSOD's are actually getting to be less of a problem.

      But they still happen fairly frequently. Just yesterday on an XP box, I got a blue screen from plugging in a Firewire HD. On the other hand, I have been using OS X heavily since September of 2000 and have had one kernel panic (when running the beta), and experienced a hard crash maybe twice (post beta), and one of them was my fault with bad code. Or for more of a portable OS, look at Palm OS. It is small, fast, reliable and I have never seen it crash.


      Yeah, I agree with you that they are still a problem, I work on a help desk supporting winXP, and they still have BSOD (mainly from our Colorado Springs office, which makes me want to blame it on Cosmic rays.. anywhoo) but comparing OSX stability to XP stability isn't exactly a fair game. OSX know EXACTLY what hardware it's going to be running on. XP has quite a large cross section of computers and components that it's got to support.

      for the record, I use XP at work, Gentoo(desktop) and Redhat(servers) at home (with the occasional boot into win2k at lan parties), and OSX when I go drool on a friend's mac.

    7. Re:Can't you guys relax? by Yankovic · · Score: 2

      Perhaps it is because Microsoft really is doing *nothing* new. Name one innovative product to come out of Microsoft that they have not purchased from someone else or outright copied........Clippy? Bob? Please. People are reluctant to want to support Microsoft because of bloated and inefficient programming and third rate design and implementation among many other reasons.

      Um I challenge you to name anything that anyone has ever done that is completely new. EVER.

      "If I have seen further, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants..." -- Isaac Newton

      All inventions are based on things that were developed before them.

      But to satisfy you, here's an innovation from which I'd like to quote Philip Greenspun, no MS fan by any stretch.

      "Ironically this approach to distributed computing over the Internet was ignored by most of the rest of the world except for one company: Microsoft! If you look at Microsoft .NET you'll see that it provides extensive support for building applications like this wealth clock." -- from the Bill Gates Wealth Clock

      Innovation isn't just the invention of something new (which MS earns millions of patents for a year), but the ability to distribute it to the public in a new way.

    8. Re:Can't you guys relax? by BWJones · · Score: 2

      Um I challenge you to name anything that anyone has ever done that is completely new. EVER.

      Think about that statement for a minute, and then construct a dendrogram of conceptual knowledge. At some point, even branch points based upon previous work, innovative thinking or novel synthesis of information *must* occur to move concepts and products forward. There are lots of things that are new, off the top of my head, conceptualizing DNA as a double helix, propellers for boats or planes, movements from barter to monetary based systems, the transistor etc....

      Innovation isn't just the invention of something new (which MS earns millions of patents for a year), but the ability to distribute it to the public in a new way.

      I'll buy this, but only from a business perspective. Microsoft has absolutely innovated in the business market.

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    9. Re:Can't you guys relax? by mattACK · · Score: 1

      look at Palm OS. It is small, fast, reliable and I have never seen it crash.

      I love my Palm. It is the only thing that keeps me on time to anything. It is entertaining, it is simple, hell even my wife loves hers. Mine is even my telephone now.

      But it crashes. Yup. It does. Usually because of bad apps, sometimes because of hung modules.

      Just a nitpick.

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    10. Re:Can't you guys relax? by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      At some point, even branch points based upon previous work, innovative thinking or novel synthesis of information *must* occur to move concepts and products forward.

      Exactly. While practically no one innovates ex nihilo (after all, all knowledge is based upon some common epistemological necessities), some are more innovative than others. The point being that MS is never at the branch point, but always jumps in as second or third to market when they think the market is mature enough to them. Powerpoint, Excel, Word, MSDOS, Windows, you name it. To be just, though, there are a few exceptions: they're playing first to market with the video player, and are introducing the tablet before the market is mature. The tablet I have more confidence in than the video player or the watch.

      Apple, on the other hand, hasn't innovated much, either, in the sense of wholly new products. Instead, they've concentrated on providing a much better experience for existing product types. The iPod wasn't the first MP3 player, but rather the first MP3 player to get it right. If the MS video player has a 3 inch screen, and Apple comes out with one with an 8 inch screen, who's likely to get more sales?

      As for the watch, it has already been pointed out that someone (Seiko) has tried this before and failed. And I for one don't see Microsoft (after all, it's Microsoft, not Microhard) as a device vendor. I think they're stretching the market too much. It looks like they'd rather have Apple's vertical setup, but with Windows' market penetration.

    11. Re:Can't you guys relax? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      No, but watch out for the DMCA if you try to remove the watch from your wrist, or, heaven forbid, put directions for removing the watch on your web site.

      And no, don't even think about linking to web sites with directions on how to remove the watch.

    12. Re:Can't you guys relax? by mgmatrix · · Score: 1

      In what way is this "Something New"?

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    13. Re:Can't you guys relax? by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      Only in the sense of breaking down some of the basic functional requirements of capitalism, by making great strides in obliterating the very existence of diverse markets.

      If you viewed them as a government this would seem nowhere near as unusual. It's similar to some of the more notorious experiments with applied Marxism. If you want to call that business innovation I guess I can't stop you, but I hesitate to even call it business since it's not about functioning in a diverse market environment. It's about establishing and maintaining a 'State Product' in whatever category is being controlled, by suppressing other options. If Microsoft were a government it would be even easier and more direct to do this. They would send their own soldiers and police to punish you, rather than having the BSA send Federal marshals to punish you.

    14. Re:Can't you guys relax? by BWJones · · Score: 2

      Only in the sense of breaking down some of the basic functional requirements of capitalism, by making great strides in obliterating the very existence of diverse markets.

      Oh, I absolutely agree with you. I guess I should have made my sarcasm more obvious.

      but I hesitate to even call it business since it's not about functioning in a diverse market environment. It's about establishing and maintaining a 'State Product' in whatever category is being controlled, by suppressing other options.

      Absolutely. In fact, I have a couple of friends who work at Microsoft in both marketing and programming, and they are completely blinded by anything that does not fit within the Windows paradigm which absolutely must be maintained at all costs. Even to the point of not being able to integrate features or code that does not fit within what marketing dictates. (or repressing/surpressing that code)

      If Microsoft were a government it would be even easier and more direct to do this. They would send their own soldiers and police to punish you, rather than having the BSA send Federal marshals to punish you.

      It's actually hard sometimes to separate where Microsoft does not have influence in government matters. For instance, a number of years ago, I was purchasing a software package for medical office management running in DOS. There were some packaged Microsoft applications with this custom software solution that were obviously pirated and being resold. I called Microsoft to let them know and the next day! two Microsoft employees were at my office *with* an FBI agent asking for access to our computers and software. They were quite nice about it, but I was surprised by the presence of the FBI agent.

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    15. Re:Can't you guys relax? by HiThere · · Score: 2

      MS deserves no break, but perhaps you do.

      Still, since you asked, I still need to maintain MS software. It is still likely that the office will agree to an MS XP license (at which point I will need to quit, even though it is during a recession). So, no, I don't feel like giving MS a break until after they have proved that they deserve one. And probably not until after they have made due restitution to the companies that they have destroyed in a manner that appears to me malicious.

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    16. Re:Can't you guys relax? by geekee · · Score: 2

      By your reasoning, you should have abandoned MacOS years ago. The worst OS on the planet by any standard until X came out. Pull the log out of your own eye before you point out twig in someone elses.

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  46. First to market with what? by Snart+Barfunz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'He said that Apple was thought to be working on a version of the iPod with video ability, but it lost an opportunity to be the first to market when it did not announce the product as some people expected at the Macworld conference on Tuesday.'

    First to market with product or just an announcement? I thought Archos got there first. This sounds like a spoiler against someone about to announce something real. Given the choice of an Archos or a Microsoft Press Release - which would you choose?

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    1. Re:First to market with what? by beowulfcluster · · Score: 0

      Apple weren't first to market with the iPod either, but they still have the best hard drive mp3 player now. (IMHO of course (yes I know it's expensive)) Maybe that's more important in the long run.

  47. "pager" network by imadork · · Score: 2
    This type of watch doesn't necessarily seem to be a bad idea. I've been wondering why someone hasn't used the NIST broadcast signals to automatically set watches for some time now. (Does anyone know whether these signals exist somewhere outside the U.S.? It would suck for my watch to start drifting when I leave the country...)

    What impresses me more is that Microsoft expects to be able to have a nationwide digital pager network to push information to these small devices. Unless they have some deals in place that aren't public right now, that will be no small task, even for Microsoft. (Push technology failed in the '90's -- Microsoft seems convinced that it was because information was pushed to your computer, which wasn't as conveinent as your watch...)

    But even if they lose a ton of money on it, they end up with a nationwide digital broadcast network. MS and AOL/TW won't look so different, then. And AOL's content delivery network is a bunch of cable monopolies which are still kind of regulated. Microsoft will likely not actually buy any broadcasting assets, they'll make arrangements with other carriers to carry their data stream. So they won't have to directly deal with regulatory hassles. It's like the whole IBM thing all over again -- Sure, you can make the hardware (or maintain the broadcasting network), as long as we control all the bits!

    1. Re:"pager" network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been wondering why someone hasn't used the NIST broadcast signals to automatically set watches for some time now.

      Someone has. The Casio "WaveCeptor" model I'm wearing right now syncs itself to the NIST signal 3 times a day. You only have to tell it which time zone you're in. It does only handle the North American time zones, though.

  48. Because a real watch... by tbspit · · Score: 1

    On your wrist lets you know the time in less than a second and without the inconvenience of having to take your cell phone out of your pocket.. AND doesn't run on an OS that is well known for bugs.

  49. News Flash!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A small company creates amazing new wristwatch that is able to connect to a network over the FM air waves. All software inside the watch is Open Sourced, and is based on the Linux kernel. Geeks over at Slashdot began drooling over such a devices, clamboring over each other in their attemts to become the first to own this new ubergeek watch. When asked why they bashed the original watch put out by Microsoft and drooled over the open source one, one breathless geek replied, "Because it was Microsoft, and this is open souce!"

    Seriously, why can't any slashdotters look past the Microsoft name and realize that this is a pretty cool device. If this had been backed by any other company, everyone would be drooling over this, but instead it gets the usual kneejerk reaction.

  50. The model for the showing. by wackysootroom · · Score: 5, Funny

    The person modeling the watch will be Christopher Walken.

    I've had this watch up my ass for 3 years while my buddy Bill here has been waiting for the right time to unveil this prototype. The amazng thing is that you can almost still see the display.

    1. Re:The model for the showing. by Richy_T · · Score: 2
      "I just wish he'd taken the damn thing off first."


      Rich

  51. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Feeding trolls is fun. I didn't read the article (big surprise, this is slashdot after all), but all the things being described in the comments (news, weather, sports scores) can be done without a transmitter in the watch. Therefore, the only radiation hitting your arm is the same shit that'd hit it if you had any other watch on.

    Secondly, how many people have cancer of the ear, or cancer of the hand? That's where the cell phones usually sit when they're on and transmitting any significant amount of data. Show me some links saying that cell phones cause cancer, and maybe I'll believe you. Until then, I'll walk around with my cell phone happily. Along with 90% of the rest of the country I live in. If it really caused cancer, I think we'd notice it.

    I'll ignore the AIDS comment, the other AC that replied answered that one pretty well (though in a crude way, oh well.)

  52. You're sorta missing the point... by Halloween+Jack · · Score: 2

    ...which is that MS isn't doing anything new. It never does. Pager watch? An MP3 player that also plays videos? Wake me up when Gates discovers indoor plumbing.

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  53. Simplicity v/s feature bloat? by GeorgePBurdell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, well, my previous post got labeled "troll" because I made a remark about watches getting infected with viruses.

    But I guess that my joke was part of another point that I didn't really elaborate: at what point do we really need to incorporate trivial features into *every* single electronic device. I mean, do we really need stock tickers or generic weather reports in our *watches*? Why do our microwaves need an IP address?

    In all seriousness, MS gets bashed for BSODs, viruses, and general instability. A great deal of that comes from trying to make one thing do EVERYthing. Why can't a watch just be ... a watch? I think rather than pack gadgets into everything, elegance sometimes comes from finding the right balance between simplicity and functionality.

  54. Feature I'd like to see by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 2
    This is ever-so-slightly OT, but... this is why I come to Slashdot. To see what the smart mfer's think of some new thing.

    Considering the fact that these topics pretty much die off when they near the end of the page, it would be cool to have a zeitgeist/summery of the geek collective in situations like this.

    To wit:

    Microsoft SPOT watch: Lame design. Very limited utility. Possible mind-control plot. Stick with your already-fancy mobile phone.

    See? That way, I could just nod sagely and move on to the next topic....

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  55. On reflection, this makes me so F***IN' mad! by Snart+Barfunz · · Score: 1

    In a resource hungry world, who needs this junk? Is there anyone who, on reading this said 'Great, this is just what I need' or did you just say along with me, 'This sounds like lame crap'? I can imagine a meeting where Bill says 'I have this great idea - fridge magnets that can show you sports scores'. Everyone looks round the table at each other, toys briefly with telling the great man he's barking out his ass, then all say in unison, 'That's genius, boss!'

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    1. Re:On reflection, this makes me so F***IN' mad! by Alex+Thorpe · · Score: 2

      I've no desire to wear something like this, even if it were free. Weather? I've got the current temperature displayed in the upper right corner of my screen right now, next to my clock. If I'm out away from my computer, I'm out in it already, so I KNOW what the weather is like. Sports scores? I couldn't care less about any sport, especially pro sports. Setting the time? I can set it myself, thank you. And will there be a monthly fee for these worthless services? It wouldn't surprise me.

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  56. Its true for a lot of stuff by swb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I got an Intel MP3 player as a gift from a vendor. Like most fixed-config flash-based players, its kind of limited with only 128M of storage. But its good for running or other activities where movement inhibits use of a mechanical storage device.

    Anyway, I was putting the software for it on my wife's computer since she uses it more than I do and I noticed that its EOL by Intel. You can still get the software for it, but it will be useless more than likely after either some XP service pack or some future Windows version.

    This is nuts! Barring a serious breakage incident, this thing could be functional for years but its only an FM radio once the inteface software that loads files onto it isn't available.

    I'm starting to get more and more dubious of any gizmo I buy that *requires* a computer. The idea that a perfectly functional object is junk because the vendor stops making interface software is pretty bad.

    I'd hope that vendors would start making the devices emulate generic USB/Firewire devices (eg, storage) so that the computer link isn't dependent on the software but on OS support for the generic device type, which is likely to have a much longer life.

  57. I wanted one until I read this by cowtamer · · Score: 2

    I've always been into cool watches. Haven't seen one that did all I need it to do (beside tell time), and this is as close as it seems to get. Seamless integration with my computer, ability to receive msgs, etc. Unfortunately, it seems to require a "subscription fee":

    [quote]
    The watch will initially be made by Fossil, Citizen and Suunto. The simplest versions will cost less than $150, but the watchmakers will also make much more expensive designs. The watch will require a subscription to a data service, which Microsoft executives said might have a fee of $5 to $12 a month or might be included in the price of some watches.
    [/quote]

    I'm as suspicious of Microsoft as the next guy, but don't be surprised if this actually takes off.

  58. No! Trustworthy Wrists host watch. by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My nightmare is that by next year we will all be be wearing MS wrist watches. It will happen like this


    Microsoft announced that to prevent piracy they will be assessing $100 to anyone who has a wrist even if the MS wristwatch is not intalled. The BSA has proposed challenge audits, in which all persons hanving one or more wrist must be able to document thay have paid the $100 wrist- site liscence or that they have purchased a MS wrist watch.
    "it is just to easy for someone to remove the watch from the wrist and install it on another unlicensed Wrist" said a microsoft spokes person, " that is a violation of the EULA". He went onto hint that the forthcoming "palladium wristwatch that once implanted..err.. I mean worn, cannot be removed, only upgraded from a 'trusted' member of the collective."


    Not even the all-powerful reality distortion field of steve Jobs could make a data-watch seem like a major research achievement, or even new, or even something you would want touching your arm. (they are as stylish and practical is a pocket protector).

    It seems to me that this has got to be an all time low point for announcements of innovation in consumer electronics. Why? Maybe its because of the down turn in the tech-market means new products are not being developed. Another possibility is that microsoft's moves into hardware production(x box,phones) and Hardware specification (palladium, watches, media player, smartScreens) is having a chilling effect on the electronics industry. Recently they (allegedly) tried bankrupt a phone maker and move his technology to a competitor. Shades of Stacker and all the other software companies microsoft co-opted, ruined then bought their technology.

    There is little doubt that MS stifled innovation in software. Just the fact that jobs could tweak an open source project to tripple the speed of a web browser over IE, when IE has had a clear field to innovate for five years or more, speaks volumes about the MS innovation stifle field. How could apple even dream they could technologically beat MS in the Power point market, but they did.

    Does anyone else find these MS offerings utterly tepid compared to Apple innovation the day before?

    Bill gates announces a recylced idea for a Nerd watch that shows sport scores, headlines. The debut the smartScreen, a 1500$ screen-only that hooks to your compute by wi-fi but cant play movies or mp3s, then they announce that anyone who already bought was is out of luck since that they will be changing the specs to use 802.11a to get better bandwidth for movies. then an oversized so-called "video" ipod that also cant show DVD movies, for more bucks than a ipod.

    The only thing I thought was interesting was that they decided to switch to 802.11a for the smartScreens and not 802.11g. I dont know much about these standards except what Jobs said. 802.11a is dead, because it is not backwards compatible with 802.11b hotspots whereas 802.11g is.

    How is it possible that one company can lead the entire market year after year going back all the way to the taming of dynamic memory. While the other company can lead the bussiness world and innovate nothing.

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    1. Re:No! Trustworthy Wrists host watch. by clontzman · · Score: 2

      Does anyone else find these MS offerings utterly tepid compared to Apple innovation the day before?

      Please. If Steve Jobs had introduced an iMac that allowed you to pop off the screen and carry it around the house with you wirelessly, the Mac faithful would have drowned in a sea of their own drool.

    2. Re:No! Trustworthy Wrists host watch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a rather skewed perspective. Apple has been leading in hardware design but it's been a LOOOOONG time since they've been leading anything in software land: MacOS, OpenDoc, AppleScript, PowerKey, QuickDraw GX, QuickTime VR (well, arguably), NeXTStep, Dylan, Taligent, Copland, Newton, Objective C are only some of the "strategic" but flunked Apple-backed technologies. Their only reasonably successfull technology has been QuickTime, and given how much of a lead they had on the competition you could say they botched even that.

      Apple is very good at integrating hardware and software technology and can and does come up with interesting "glue" technology where that isn't available (FireWire), but on the whole they are technically more and more followers rather than leaders.

    3. Re:No! Trustworthy Wrists host watch. by goombah99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple drives the perfection of technology. they dont invent it but they make it all work. they tame it, and thus transform the industry. It's like the scultor that sees the thing they will cut out of the block of granite. Dynamic memory is a perfect example. Other computers that used it were totally un reliable. most foldks used Static ram Apple 2: first to tame the following stable dynamic memory refresh, interlace screen graphics, game sprites early mac: first to tame the following: GUI, mouse. WSIWIG editors. Cut and paste graphics between apps. Graphica interface multi-tasking. Impact Printers that printed graphics and text that worked seemlessly with all applications. Postscript printing Next: Display postscript for true WSISWIG. Optical disks. Grid Computing (all NeXTS could share their unused cycles across internet) . shaded Pixar Rendering built in, elegant industrial design for office computers. scully period: mostly crap. abandoned software. newtons, OpenDoc,Quciktime. copland Jobs era: firewire, ipods, imac1 imac2, osX well history will decide. But every year we see people trying to clone mac innovations.

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    4. Re:No! Trustworthy Wrists host watch. by geekee · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yeah, at Apple they innovate by throwing out their old completely ass-backwards OS and use someone elses who gave it to them for free.

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    5. Re:No! Trustworthy Wrists host watch. by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Many of those things I don't really know about, but AppleScript was no great shakes. They were pushing QuickDraw GX when people were still recovering from the prior round of changes, and they dropped Dylan due to funding problems. (It looked FAR superior to the later Java. Fact is, it still does, but nobody has gotten the bugs out properly, and smoothed off the rough edges [especially around macros and error messages].)
      NextStep isn't an Apple original. They bought it, and then decided that they couldn't use it. (I think that over time they've ended up using a lot of it in changed form, but I haven't been paying attention.) And you left out TrueType. And PostScript (well, that was done by Adobe, but the Apple LaserWriter is what made it worth anything).

      Apple hasn't ever had a high hit rate when it comes to new technologies. But neither does anyone else. And when they run into funding problems, they cut back on the more expensive and speculative projects. Just like everyone else. So their rate of development has slowed as they ran into financial problems. That's one of the things that forced them over to Unix (to save on development costs). Hope it works.

      However... don't paint Apple with too pretty a brush. They are as mercenary a company as any other, they just don't have the power. But when and where they do, they have used it with little regard for the needs of others. Perhaps they've become more civilized rather than merely slicker, but to me that needs proof. And I am reluctant to let that wolf tend my sheep again.

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    6. Re:No! Trustworthy Wrists host watch. by damiam · · Score: 3, Informative

      They used the cores of the BSD and Mach kernels to design their own kernel. The rest of the system (except for the BSD/GNU shell tools) is completely theirs. Probably 95% of OS X code was written by Apple.

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    7. Re:No! Trustworthy Wrists host watch. by geekee · · Score: 2

      BSD is the OS. The other stuff is just Apples GUI.

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    8. Re:No! Trustworthy Wrists host watch. by damiam · · Score: 1

      A heavily modified BSD is the kernel. The rest of it is Apple's GUI, APIs, and other system components (stuff like NetInfo). Look at Linux and compare the size of codebase for the kernel + GNU tools to the size of the codebase for X + GNOME2 or X + KDE3. You'll find that the kernel is a relatively small part of the OS.

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    9. Re:No! Trustworthy Wrists host watch. by geekee · · Score: 2

      Yes, but it's the important part, which Apple couldn't get right for a decade. I had to suffer through using those crappy machines back then, and the worst part was listening to people claim it was a good OS. MS and Linux were way ahead of Apple in the 90s. When Steve Jobs took over again, he knew this and bought NeXT, and gave that up for BSD in the end. He didn't choose Linux because GPL is way to restrictive.

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  59. Hey retard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a little bit of a reminder that you should replace the battery on your CMOS clock. Oh, right, Linux would magically fix all of that, right?

    You sound like an idiot. I know lots of idiots who manage to make Linux a nightmare that crashes every 10 minutes, but thankfully they're aware of their ignorance and don't run online to profess their case.

    Please feel free to moderate me down, BUT MODERATE THAT MORTARD TO -1 TROLL AS HE DESERVES.

  60. Re:Conjunctions? by gazbo · · Score: 1
    Standard journalist style, really. Look at theonion for many more examples - one from memory: Gay gene isolated, ostracised.

    It seems that such strange grammar structure is generally accepted within headlines.

  61. "Hey, my watch runs Windows!!!" by zanderredux · · Score: 1

    "Yeah, I see. But does it also shows the current time and date?"

  62. Palladium User Authentication by eegad · · Score: 1

    In order for Palladium to work, they're eventually going to have to secure the most insecure end of the system: the password.

    Wouldn't it be cool if these little GPS watch gizmos could automatically log you into the Palladium version of Windows or let you access your other sensitive information at a kiosk by automatically identifying your Microsoft Passport account?

    Next generation user authentication would then be a subdermal chip like Verichip. Thanks, but no thanks.

  63. Wow, Microsoft, that's really futuristic... by Powercntrl · · Score: 2

    All of the watches will have a small, rectangular liquid crystal display and the ability to receive short data messages, much like a pager. This technology will allow the watch to identify where it is and what the local time is -- and the local weather forecast -- as the wearer travels.

    And if they add the ability to run micro Java applications, a phone book, a microbrowser, a picture viewer and midi player, a voice memo recorder and wireless phone capabilities, they'd have invented my PCS Vision phone I already carry around with me. Sure, my cell phone isn't watch-sized, but I don't need some of its features duplicated just cause the device can be on my wrist instead of in my pocket.

    Now the video iPod thing... Would be cool if it could play my DIV3/XViD collection and OGG files, but since it's obviously going to be DRM'ed up the arse, it's just another hard drive MP3 player. Yawn.

    Hey Microsoft, how about taking two bad ideas and combining the two? An MP3 player on a watch... Sorry, Casio already tried that.

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  64. Why FM subcarrier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The major flaw with this product is that it uses the subcarrier signal of FM stations in order to receive the network. FM frequencies are really bad in penetrating buildings and you need a strong signal in order to get reliable reception. This concept using this method of delivery has been proven in the past to be un reliable. I have been a subscriber to SkyTel's pager watch service which operates on SkyTel's 900MHz pager network. This has been ultra-reliable. Why didn't MS choose to do this using a 900 MHz pager network? The infrastructure is already there. (Dirt cheap for airtime since paging companies have been suffering from dwindling subscribers) Standard paging is optimizied for BATTERY LIFE too which is the most important thing for a watch! The FLEX protocol which is the standard in traditional paging also automatically gives you time updates as the network already has to be synced to the precise time. You get nearly atomic clock accuracy with the pager watch I have from SkyTel and the watch gets its time from the network. Battery life is 3 months or more.

  65. Because The watch is a DUPE too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe slash dot posted it twice because the watch is a dupe too? timex and seiko have had pager watches and signal recieving watches out five years ago?

  66. I gotta get me one of these! by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Sorry I'm late, Boss -- my watch crashed again"

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  67. The watch is part of something bigger by djembe2k · · Score: 2
    Gates says in the article:
    "You will have devices in the home of different screen sizes: wall-sized for a lot of people to watch, desk-sized for doing homework or taxes, and pocket-sized for information you have with you at all times, and watch-sized," he said. "We will make all those work together."
    The point of this move by MS (and this isn't to defend MS, or claim it is original) is to make a move toward distributing computing throughout your home and over your body as nodes of a network. Or (as somebody other than MS likes to say), the network is the computer, so it's one big computer, in your home office, on your wall, in your kitchen, in your TV, on your wrist.

    So is the watch pretty dumb, taken alone? Yes, absolutely. Is this a breakthrough? No. Do I really want Microsoft to control the move toward distributing computing around my while life in this way? No, no, no.

    But do I think that this vision in general is right? Yes. I live in a house with programmable devices that include a VCR, DVD Player, thermostat and even the coffee maker now. I do want these things all integrated, and I don't want computer on my desk to be the only way into this network. In the long run, some sort of wearable option as part of this scheme is absolutely necessary. If this is part of that, and Bill says it is, I get it.

  68. i am holding out for a Windows Collar Edition by snuffdiddy23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    i think that we shouuld all hold out for a .net collar that can keep track of where we are and what we are listening to. one convienient package that fits snugly around you neck, that would be the way to go.

  69. that subscription fee by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2

    You can get personalized weather, stocks, news and more for FREE from any number of web portals.

    If you have a wireless ethernet (not mobile ethernet) card in your PDA, you can use a PDA web browser to view the internet for no additional cost (other than your regular ISP costs).

    And microsoft wants to make you pay $5-$12 per month to instead use a watch to do the same thing? I would consider paying that if the watch would be able to roam as widely as a good cell phone, but I cannot see why anyone would pay MS a monthly fee to use their own hardware (computer, residential wireless network or dedicated computer-to-watch wireless router) and their own paid ISP just to use a smaller, wristwatch sized PDA.

    And since it's MS, we can be SURE that the standard used to transmit this simple and common weather/stocks/news information will be proprietary and restricted, so no one can offer the same service for free. I hope a company will develop their own watch with an open data standard, perhaps a XML/miniXSL-based weather/stocks/news data format. This kind of thing could be so good, and so widely accepted, as long as it doesn't have a ridiculous monthly fee.

  70. SPOT = NURV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is anyone else thinking of a certain Ryan Phillippe movie right now?

  71. First, before you run ... by Techmaniac · · Score: 1

    M$ should learn how to walk. I mean seriously, they can make this watch, but they can't make a Pocket PC run stable, or fit into a POCKET!

    with Microsquash it's all about the hype. Boy I'd love to smack those ugly ass glasses off Bills face, with a 2 x 4.

  72. Battery Life? by Judg3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I had one of those pager watches Slashdot had an article about in early 2000.
    All I remember from it's (short) time on my arm is that it took 3 watch batteries, which died after 30-60days requiring a new set. It was bulky, and it didnt work very well.
    In fact, the only thing I did like is it would synch it's time to wherever I went to, which I really liked.

    I'm afraid that the battery life in the MS watch will be dismal at best, especially processing video and audio.

    I like watches that aren't obtrusive, and have a battery time of over a year using ONE thin battery.

    I dunno about you guys, but I stick with my old watch.

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  73. he did, only two years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ummm a screen you can carry arround wirelessly. Can you say iBook? The main difference is the iBook, can play movies and music. and it costs 300$ less than the smartScreen, (not to mention the cost of the computer). If you like it so much why dont you buy a smartScreen?

  74. Ergonomics by joaodk · · Score: 1

    So I suppose its buttons will be named "ctrl", "alt" and "del" for the sake of ergonomics, so people will know what to do if their watches lock or freeze.

  75. As Douglas Adams said... by sacremon · · Score: 2

    "Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."

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  76. Can it be hacked ? by Browntek · · Score: 1

    For all of you 31337 Hax0rz out there, according to National Semiconductor, the chip used in the watch (housing both the processor and the embedded radio module) has a 256-bit key laser etched into the die to make each watch unique. So good luck trying to eavesdrop on someone elses's incoming data. You'd be better off designing another receiver and decoding device. For what though...sports scores and weather reports?

  77. Dick Tracy wishes he was this lucky by hudsonhawk · · Score: 1

    Although the fat bearded man looks pretty happy to have it as well.

    http://www.theapplecollection.com/design/phone/S wa tch.html

    I don't know if its out or not, but the "Swatch Talk" watch has been talked about for a couple years; I know they have a pager watch that you can buy pretty cheap...

  78. Am I the only one who remembers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the Linux watch developed by IBM (year 2000).

    Source

  79. Re: Microsoft Timex makes great watches by saskboy · · Score: 2

    I know you were making a joke, but surprisingly my Timex/Microsoft DataLink watch has been the most reliable watch I've ever owned. For many years it kept accurate time for up to 3 weeks at a time before needing the seconds reset, and the Data Link can be used with P4 computers running at most Windows 98 [maybe ME, and 2000] as long as they are slowed down using a utility for making the processor very busy.
    The only thing I get close to a BSOD is the Indiglo when I press the button, and it turns the screen a bluish green colour.

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  80. DRM compliant arm by endoboy · · Score: 1
    The arm to go with the wrist-watch is already out in a beta release....

    http://www.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/12/07/robot .man/

  81. And pay a fee to get you coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or the fridge won't open: "Sorry, your monthly fee to M$ is late. An overdue penalty fee of $15 is required in order to re-establish the Open feature of your fridge. Please enter your credit card # and expiration date. Thank you for choosing Microsoft Westinghouse"

  82. T-Shirts by townsca · · Score: 1

    I can see it now.. T-Shirts that say:

    Windows --> Not on my Watch.

  83. Whoops! by ShieldWolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    >Why the *^&% should I again shell out the big bux for a watch that I am eventually going to wind up smashing with a sledgehammer like I did the MessageWatch??

    Late breaking news:

    Seiko announced it was reversing its decision to leave the FM data business. ;)

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  84. What i want: Leelas Wrist-a-majic... by Lispy · · Score: 1

    A watch?? That's lame...This Lady has got the real thing.
    go back in the lab and build this...it's what consumers desire because it can do all this...

  85. Ralphie by xrayspx · · Score: 2

    It will give me my email, show me sports scores, it has a compass built in, and this 'thing' which tells time...

  86. they're asking for it by g4dget · · Score: 2
    I REALLY hate to see everyone bashing Microsoft every time they attempt something new

    Trouble is: it isn't new. Smart wrist watches are an old idea, as are portable multimedia player boxes.

    Microsoft wouldn't be ridiculed if they came up with something genuinely new, or if they did a really good job reimplementing some known idea. But mediocre copies of other people's ideas just invite ridicule; they'll have to deal with it. Gates can at least laugh all the way to the bank: mediocre copies do sell, after all, as many other companies also show us.

  87. Pre-emptive strike by Yankovic · · Score: 2

    blah blah blah DRM
    blah blah blah EULA
    blah blah blah Big Brother, not-Linux compatible, monopolistic so on and so forth

  88. Re:Old news by Gothmolly · · Score: 2

    Actually, the Merriam-Webster dictionary defines news as:
    "A report of recent events."

    So who's wrong now, Mr. high-user-ID?

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  89. Here i go again playing devils advocate.... by xtermz · · Score: 2

    ...But i think MS needs to further its efforts in the HW arena as opposed to the SW arena.

    Call me crazy, but I have not found ( for the price ) a comparable optical mouse on the same level as the Intellimouse Explorer. It seems like MS may have found a niche that they can exploit...

    granted I have no need for a high tech watch, other than the Billabong one I have that has tide information and is waterproof for when the surf is good.....

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  90. calculator watch by neurojab · · Score: 2

    I predict this device will change the world the same way the calculator watch did.

    When the calculator watch came out in 1977, it truly changed the world. No longer would people have to struggle to calculate restaraunt tips, taxes on purchased goods, and their current gas mileage. Today, you'll hardly find anyone without one.

  91. Re:Old news by rela · · Score: 1
    So who's wrong now, Mr. high-user-ID?

    What the hell does his/her user ID have to do with anything? So just because you joined Slashdot earlier, you are justified in being a language pedant troll?

  92. ever heard of paging? by 2way · · Score: 1

    I like the idea of a "wireless" watch -- especially on those days when I forget my cell phone/pager, or the battery wears out, or there is no coverage... But, this is nothing new, in fact you can get a watch like this already http://www.skytel.com/products/shop_timex.htm $99 for the watch and one year of unlimited service. Oh yeah... the network has already been built and paid for - you can't get much cheaper than that! Of course this is the "traditional" one-way pager, now a two way pager in a watch - that would be cool! (note, same as above - network already built....).

  93. Re:Old news by blahlemon · · Score: 1
    Who are you to define recent? Geologically I barely happened. For someone who just came out of a coma it's recent news too.

    It's all subjective now isn't it?

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  94. Mod parent as FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That post is not informative?!?!!! It is a joke! FUNNY

  95. Drink your ovaltine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will put out your eye with that thing.

  96. Give me the magnet! by shotfeel · · Score: 1

    Who cares about the watch, give me that smart refrigerator magnet. Just think of the possibliities.

    It could communicate with your SPOT Socks (SPOcks?) to determine your current weight and display it along with how much its gone up or down since the last time you were in the refrigerator.

    Being our friend who takes care of us, MS will of course have added code so the magnet will tell the refrigerator to lock the door if our current weight is above the last recorded weight. Locking out growing kids will be fixed in a later release.

    While I'm standing there waiting to lose weight, I can buy and sell stocks based on the reliable info displayed on the refrigerator maget, because I know microelectronics receiving data via RF work so flawlessly when glued to the back of a big magnet.

    Isn't technology so liberating?

  97. Cell phones instead of wrist watches by Krilomir · · Score: 1

    I stopped wearing my wrist watch the day I got my first cell phone. I've never felt comfortable wearing a watch like that, and with my phone in my pocket, I'll just have to pull out my phone to see what time it is. It's like a modern pocket watch.

    Some of the newest Ericsson and Nokia phones probably does a lot more than these new microsoft watches anyway...
    But if people really like to have a PDA on their arm, why not incorporate a phone into it as well? Anyway, there wouldn't be much point in having both a cell phone and a wrist watch with build-in video/audio-player. Especially not if you had a seperat PDA as well. The technology would have to be built into one single device for it to be pratical, I think... it will probably happen some day. I wonder if it will be phone, watch or something else :)

  98. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a Seiko watch that runs MS basic, and has contact free connection to a keyboard and printer to allow programming. circa 1984, model UC-2000

  99. Re:timex pager watch by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

    I heard this was similar to the microsoft watch, but costs one third the price. This hurdle should not be a problem for Microsoft Marketing.

    Right. They'll just cut off the competition's air supply....

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  100. Microsoft Drawers XP by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft, continuing its effort to extend its reach beyond computers...."

    New press release outlines Microsoft's introduction of a line of underwear. Built in security sews the fly closed and places a device in the back of the shorts to plug any backdoor vulnerabilities while allowing Microsoft full access. Dubbed Microsoft Drawers, the first version is an 'XP' version which alludes to the former access ports for the purposes of urination being protected.

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  101. Ogg/DivX by ancukiewiczd · · Score: 1

    Well, if this runs Windows CE, don't be so sure that it won't be able to run Vorbis or DivX. PocketMVP is for Pocket PC (also Windows CE) and by concidence can play both Vorbis and DivX perfectly.

  102. Re: Microsoft Timex makes great watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the only joke here is you, moron.
    I'm surprised you had the money to buy a Datalink.

  103. pr0n on your wrist? by lhaeh · · Score: 0
    Imagine trying to watch porn on this watch, if your watch hand is the same as your wanking hand you could be in for some trouble. And what if you're in a meeting... Reach into your briefcase, and accidentally hit play?

  104. Size? by Kanasta · · Score: 2

    If MS's joysticks and mice are any indication (giant sized), these watches will prolly cover my whole forearm...

  105. Laughable copycat by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    Oh my god with IBMs Linux wrist watch (useless but cool hack) and The Palm Os watch just on the market (simi useful hack) Microsoft yet again has to 'inovate' by copying everyone else.
    This folowing up on Microsofts Pen tops (Tablet PCs) a direct rip from the failed technology of years past.
    Yet they haven't fixed eather of the problems that killed the originals (poor handwriting recognition and expensive) but at least this time they suck less than the original failures than suck more.
    The watchs folow this acutally finding features that you can get on cheaper watches and adding a few more.

    Byond the 007ish novalty of it I doupt there will be much intrest.
    Timex made a watch that stored data it was neat but it needed Windows to work and eventually the novalty wore off.
    Just to expensive.

    Even if thies new watches work with a wider range of systems it's still junk.
    Else every Linux freak would build there own watch. Redhat for watches. etc.

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