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  1. NO NEED CONTRACT TO BREAK LAW on Is Licensing SCO Unix Legally Dangerous? · · Score: 1

    OOGG is simple caveman with perhaps stone-age concept of law. But seem obvious no need contract to break law. OOGG use simple stone-age example.

    THROG HAVE STONE AXE. OOGG TELL Dancin Santa, TAKE AXE FROM THROG, GIVE OOGG. THROG angry. OOGG say "I don't have any contract with you, THROG, so your beef is with Dancin Santa." THROG probably say "THROG NO CARE, OOGG HAVE THROG AXE," crack OOGG in head with club.

    Many examples of breaking law without contract. Examples include: theft, copyright infringement, crack head with club, etc.

  2. Re:OOGG CONFUSED! on Scriptiing The Enterprise With Java And PHP · · Score: 2, Informative

    OOGG recognize possibility of refactoring, and understand tradeoff involved. Software engineers, however, not changed since stone age. 1.0 API brain-dead anyway, implementor always take advantage of "major version" to "upgrade" API incompatibly, so OOGG change his code in any case. In meantime, OOGG need deliver his app before next ice age start.

    OOGG may be caveman, but can read API header comment, see what is internal or not. No need to crack OOGG head with private/protected club.

  3. OOGG CONFUSED! on Scriptiing The Enterprise With Java And PHP · · Score: 5, Funny

    OOGG lack much experience in PHP, but have much experience in stone age OO design.

    OOGG confused by combined complaint of "restrictive OO model" and "no provision for protected members or private variables."

    PROTECTED MEMBERS, PRIVATE VARIABLES ARE RESTRICTIVE OO MODEL. OOGG use simple stone-age example. OOGG HAVE STONE WHEEL. USE AS WHEEL. SOMETIMES, WANT ACCESS TO HOLE IN CENTER. Some programmer say that hole "protected implementation detail." OOGG think OOGG NO CARE WHAT YOU THINK AT DESIGN TIME. OOGG NEED HOLE ACCESS. OOGG NOT WANT BE FRIEND WITH ALL YOUR CLASSES, JUST USE HOLE!!!

    OOGG not like restrictive OO model, INCLUDING not like often useless "protection" features. In general, programming languages ineffective tool for preventing stupidity. Should rather use club on head of stupid programmers. Darwinian process then result in smarter programmers, less outsourcing to foreign caves.

  4. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! on Microsoft's Forgotten Mistakes · · Score: 3, Funny

    OOGG once try customize Assistant. Pick figure of Einstein. OOGG expect knowledge of general relativity be handy supplement to stone-age physics training.

    OOGG soon find Einstein as stupid as paper clip!

    Assistant have very important feature, however. No matter how badly stone-age machine thrash due to RAM shortage, Einstein still use machine cycles to rock back on heels, look around screen, generally observing lack of useful work going on.

  5. Re:MS Failures... on Microsoft's Forgotten Mistakes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking of tray, OOGG think of one thing indeed worse than overriding behavior of close. Tray icons never standardize on right click or left click for important action.

    OOGG spend much time (admittedly, on machine lacking sufficient RAM, so must usually wait for swap to stone-age hard drive) click on task bar button, wait for response, think, HMM, OOGG, PERHAPS NOT RIGHT CLICK, BUT LEFT CLICK or PERHAPS NOT LEFT CLICK, BUT RIGHT CLICK.

    Frustration make OOGG want to use club. At least club consistent: small end used for hand, large end used for head of UI "designer."

    OOGG crack Bill Gates' head with Open Source CD!

  6. Re:Why doesn't Apple embrace open source fully ? on Screenshots of Mac OS X 10.3 Panther Leaked · · Score: 1

    OOG not post for long time because Slashdot all-CAPS filter prevent posting from stone age teletype terminal. Latest cave bitch OOG dragged to cave for much cave sex have 802.11g-enabled laptop, so OOG can post from comfort of cave, as neighbor cave leave access point unsecured.

    OOG never use such ungrammatical language as "Me" for first person nominative. However, OOG strongly agree that OSS UI generally need great improvement. OSS have great potential for UI innovation and improvement, but so far, potential largely wasted. (Aqua also have great potential but OOG find "brushed metal" too confusing to stone age eyes.)

    OOG crack theme "designers" in head with Open Source CD!!!!

  7. Re:OOGG PATENT on Analog & Digital Chips On The Same Silicon · · Score: 0, Troll

    OOGG AGREE CONCEPT NOT NEW.
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