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Microsoft's Forgotten Mistakes

seattlenerd writes "In light of all of the hype about how much cash Microsoft is sitting on, it's good to be reminded that they do fail. A lot. This piece in Seattle Weekly points out some of the many failures -- from ActiMates Barney to Microsoft at Work to pending disasters in smartphones and interactive TV (despite recent PR-worthy announcements). But like most litter, the failures are swept under the rug in the hopes people don't remember that many 'new' Microsoft ideas are recycled from its own history." Of course, like any big company, Microsoft is not a monolith.

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  1. MS Failures... by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Funny

    You forgot to mention Windows.

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    1. Re:MS Failures... by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "You forgot to mention Windows. "

      Yeah, it was a huge blunder for MS to do all the R&D for KDE and Gnome to copy and give away free.

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    2. Re:MS Failures... by mdvolm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That was one heck of a (multi-billion dollar) failure; and in their favor!

      My failures have never amounted to much...

    3. Re:MS Failures... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1, Redundant

      "You forgot to mention Windows."

      Yeah, it was a huge blunder for MS to do all the R&D for KDE and Gnome to copy and give away free.

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    4. Re:MS Failures... by ewg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I wish I had some failures of the epoch-making magnitude of Windows...

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    5. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seriously, what the fuck. Xerox is the grandparent of the windows UI. Look at Apple's UI. Apple menu is in the top left by default. On OS X it is much less important, but in OS 9 (and more importantly, previous versions since we're talking about history) it was very obviously the parallel of the Windows task bar. Applications, any folder, favorites etc were accessible through this menu item in the top left. Now where do most languages start? top left of the page. even asian languages start there, though some do not progress to the right.

      Enter Windows. Let's put it in the lower left, where NO language or culture deems a good "starting" place. Windows is so backward. when i want to minimize something i have to look to the "end" of the title bar to click it. it's inefficient. I'd like to think that no one directly copies this shitty ass layout.

      This didn't start out as a troll but it ended up as one...dammit.

    6. Re:MS Failures... by HexRei · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ...and the power of the source?
      The [b]Crystal.[/b]
      The [b]Crystal.[/b]

    7. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "You forgot to mention Windows."

      Yeah, it was a huge blunder for MS to do all the R&D for KDE and Gnome to copy and give away free.

      Yeah, it was a huge blunder for Nanogate to do all the R&D for Kingkade & Arsonsmith to give away for free!

    8. Re:MS Failures... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      This didn't start out as a troll but it ended up as one

      I call bullshit. That is no troll. Mod parent up.

    9. Re:MS Failures... by El+Cubano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, it was a huge blunder for MS to do all the R&D for KDE and Gnome to copy and give away free.

      Just like it was a huge bluder for UC to do tons of research on networking and implement a TCP stack for MS to take it and charge everyone for it?

    10. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Actually, Apple did all of the R&D for Gnome and KDE. But Microsoft did do the R&D behind the default themes for Gnome and KDE. There's quite a big difference.

      Then again, it's pretty clear that Gnome and KDE would never intentionally make such ugly default themes if Microsoft failed to invest so much in R&D. Luckily, there are other themes available where you can work in an environment completely free of Microsoft-grown ideas!

    11. Re:MS Failures... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Funny


      Yeah, it was a huge blunder for MS to do all the R&D for KDE and Gnome to copy and give away free.


      Wait. I thought KDE and GNOME were using Apple's R&D. At least, that's was the impression I got with the ceast and desist over my favorite Aqua theme.

      All kidding aside, its getting very hard to tell these days. I've noticed Windows and MacOS like elements in both KDE and GNOME. But at the same time, I've seen some WinXP screenshots that have looked very Linux-like at first blush.

      Little wonder Apple gets pissy about Aqua knock-offs.
    12. Re:MS Failures... by IM6100 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know about you, but back in the day (back when the Microsoft TCP/IP stack was actually based on the BSD code) I downloaded the TCP/IP stuff from Microsoft (for Windows for Workgroups 3.11) for free from their FTP site.

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    13. Re:MS Failures... by aiyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes this IS a troll. UI design isnt about putting important stuff in order, it's about making important stuff easily accessible and putting unimportant stuff out of the way. Why put the minimze button on the left next to the menus when it will just lead to accedental minimizing. Also people dont think of it as looking at the end of the title bar, its just the top right. It takes just as much effort to click on something thats at the top left as it does to click something on the top right. Do you move your mouse to the top left and along the title bar and finally to the right to click minimize?

    14. Re:MS Failures... by brooks_talley · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Just like it was a huge bluder for UC to do tons of research on networking and implement a TCP stack for MS to take it and charge everyone for it?

      That would be a fair comparison if you could cite an article written by Microsoft pointing out (one could say "gloating about") the various failures that came from UC.

      So where's the link?

      Cheers
      -b

    15. Re:MS Failures... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Enter Windows. Let's put it in the lower left, where NO language or culture deems a good "starting" place."

      UI Designs are not sentences to be read. Microsoft didn't make a particularly good or bad choice with the placement of the Min/Max buttons.

      It may be 'backwards' from what others have done, that doesn't mean it's particularly bad.

      Now, if you want to discuss bad things about the MS UI, then I'd point you at the scrollbars instead. MS scrollbars are missing the 'up' scroll button directly above the down scrollbutton. So if you want to scroll down just to read line by line, then go back up, you have to fly your cursor back up to the top of the screen.

      In any case, I don't see what this has to do with NG's original comment. The Open Source Commmunity has done a good deal of copying off of MS. Attempts to replace Office come to mind.

    16. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enter Windows. Let's put it in the lower left, where NO language or culture deems a good "starting" place. Windows is so backward. when i want to minimize something i have to look to the "end" of the title bar to click it. it's inefficient. I'd like to think that no one directly copies this shitty ass layout.

      Say what? Putting the controls at the bottom of the screen like a dashboard as default was the only good design decision they made.

    17. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      hey chump you can put MS "taskbar" anywhere you like , top bottom left right, you have a choice unlike other ui's
      and if you don't know why the minimize controls are on the top right (right next to the other window controls) then you are more stupid than you look
      why would i want to travel the distance from the right hand of my screen all the way to the left just to minimise a window ?, surely it would make sense to keep it near the other window controls on the right reducing mouse travel to a minimum.

      clearly people are more stupid than we thought

    18. Re:MS Failures... by Mr.+Self+estruct · · Score: 0

      Try this...

      1. Right-click your toolbar and uncheck "Lock Taskbar".

      2. Left-click and hold taskbar, and drag to top of screen.

      Result: Menu is on the top left!

      You can stop whining and being an ass now.

      People think of every STUPID LITTLE THING to slam Microsoft for... this one is the worst yet "the start menu is in the bottom left".

    19. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or have Stacker develop its' compression stack.
      Or Sybase develop its' code
      Or X11 develop the concept of multi-users on one monitor (from the 80's).
      Or CDE have multiple desktop's in a session
      or.....

    20. Re:MS Failures... by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Yeah, it was a huge blunder for MS to do all the R&D for KDE and Gnome to copy and give away free."

      I'm a little disappointed with the negative mods I've recieved on this comment while parent poster got a +5, Funny for an overcooked joke. I guess it's fun to troll against MS until somebody points out the glass house they're living in.

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    21. Re:MS Failures... by Cutriss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      even asian languages start there, though some do not progress to the right.

      Bzzt. Japanese traditionally starts in the upper-righthand corner, moving downward, with progressive vertical lines to the *left*.

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    22. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can understand sorta overzealous Linux users (since they have a stake and own their software), but I don't understand you Microsoft defenders at all.. Anyway:

      Microsoft isn't the UI king, never has been. The UI king is Apple, so if free sottware projects were going to clone a good UI design, they would have chose to clone Apple (Gnome 2.2 looks more like MacOS now than Windows.) I'm sure the cloning has much more to do with Microsoft's iron grip on the desktop market and ease-of-transition than anything else.

      The GUI and mouse were far more revolutionary than the start button is, so why don't you attack Microsoft for stealing ideas from Xerox and Apple? Why, well, because you're typing these comments from underneat Bill Gates' desk. I wonder what you're doing under his desk.

      You're a pro-Microsoft jackass, very similar to pro-Linux zealots. No better, no worse (well, maybe a little worse.)

      HAND

    23. Re:MS Failures... by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

      That would be a fair comparison if you could cite an article written by Microsoft pointing out (one could say "gloating about") the various failures that came from UC.

      So where's the link?

      Why not just have the UC registrar send you a list of students in the CS/CpE department that started taking thesis/dissertation hours and then never defended. I would say that would qualify as a fairly good representation of R&D "failures."

    24. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL itz funy becuz u mak fun ov MICRO$OFT!!!!!!!1(one)1

    25. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up and get back under Bill's desk, boy.

    26. Re:MS Failures... by El+Cubano · · Score: 4, Informative

      UI design isnt about putting important stuff in order, it's about making important stuff easily accessible and putting unimportant stuff out of the way.

      How about the crap that MS pulled by placing the minimize/maximize right next to the close button (whereas in previous UIs the close button had been on the left so that it would be nearly impossible to exit an app accidentally while trying to minimize)? I would hardly consider that an improvement in ordering and accessibility.

    27. Re:MS Failures... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "The GUI and mouse were far more revolutionary than the start button is, so why don't you attack Microsoft for stealing ideas from Xerox and Apple?"

      Because Apple and Xerox didn't make it work on PC hardware?

    28. Re:MS Failures... by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Shut up and get back under Bill's desk, boy."

      I'm surprised Linus lets you talk with your mouth full.

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    29. Re:MS Failures... by reynaert · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm surprised nobody mentioned Microsoft OS/2.

    30. Re:MS Failures... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "I'm surprised Linus lets you talk with your mouth full."

      Heh too bad you're going to get modded down for that, it was an amusing rebuttal.

    31. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linus is an huge contributor, but he doesn't dictate what I do with my computer, you asswipe.

      Too many people say "Linux" when they mean the entire distribution. Linus has nothing to do with KDE, vi, Glibc, GCC, Gnome, etc, so fuck off and get back under Billy's desk before you make him angry.

      I'm surprised Linus lets you talk with your mouth full.

      How ironic. I tell you to get back under your master's desk (which means, in case you didn't get the joke, that you are giving him the big H), and you turn around and respond with the same thing. Copycat!

    32. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it wasn't amusing. His parent essentially told him to go back to giving Bill head, and then he replies with "How can you say that while you're giving Linus head".

      In other words, he reworded the post he replied to, and used the name Linus instead of Bill gates.

      And yes, you are an idiot for not seeing it.

    33. Re:MS Failures... by Bananenrepublik · · Score: 4, Funny

      So if you want to scroll down just to read line by line, then go back up, you have to fly your cursor back up to the top of the screen.

      This lead to the innovation of the mouse wheel. Why cure a problem in software if you can sell hardware?

    34. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Because writing a mouse and video driver for x86 is as difficult as coming up with the idea of a GUI, or a mouse.

    35. Re:MS Failures... by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let's say this together now.... The buttons are all in the same corner so the user doesn't have to go hunting all over the place for them. Whether he wants to minimize, maximize/restore, or close he knows where to find them.

    36. Re:MS Failures... by Wain13 · · Score: 1

      I'm confused, exactly what makes Apple the UI king??

      Ease of Use?? That's a subjective point.

      Innovation?? You might have some validity there, but the majority of UI work has been finished for the past 10 years or so, I don't see why that would make someone a King today.

      Usage?? Windows definitely has more users than MacOS

      I'm not saying Windows has a better interface than MacOS, I'm just saying that you're throwing up an opinion just like all of the people you're condemning. You sound like a pro Mac zealot, which is at least as bad as the MS and Linux zealots.

    37. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you mods are dense. The parent already used the "you're giving so-and-so head" joke.

    38. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of like how Linux recycles all the innovations that MS comes out with.

    39. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of like how MS recycles all the innovations that Apple and other 3rd parties come out with.

      The irony is the fact that Nanogator was blasting KDE/Gnome for copying Windows, and then he turns around and recycles the anonymous parent's joke. He can't even skip a post before ripping another poster off for a rebuttal.

    40. Re:MS Failures... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      That's really a bad argument. The WM controls are all in the same place, the title bar. Even if they weren't all in the same place, once you learned where they were, it wouldn't matter, there would be no hunting. It's really horrible design to put close right next to minimize and maximize.

      The only thing worse than that is that windows allows programs to override the behaviors, and do stupid things like minimize to the tray when you click close.

      I have no idea why Gnome and KDE want to emulate such bad UI design. Red Hat takes the cake, with metacity being totally windows-like and impossible to configure to get rid of the windows inefficiencies.

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    41. Re:MS Failures... by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      " Linus has nothing to do with KDE, vi, Glibc, GCC, Gnome, etc, so fuck off and get back under Billy's desk before you make him angry."

      Oh please, we all know you think Linus is the greatest guy to come around since Mitnick.

      " and you turn around and respond with the same thing. Copycat! "

      Speaking of copycats, you're still using the same old "oh you don't hate MS, so you must be romantically entangled with Bill" joke that nobody ever really found funny. I'm not copying you, it's just a derivitive work of the public domain. Pity you couldn't come up with a real rebuttal.

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    42. Re:MS Failures... by VGR · · Score: 3, Informative
      People may not move their mouse to the top left and then along the title bar, but they do move their eyes to the top left and then along the title bar (assuming they natively speak a language with that orientation). They may not consciously think of it as looking at the end of the title bar, but it's still the end of the title bar, and that makes it slightly less easily accessible. After they've looked at thousands of windows, that "slightly" adds up to hours and even days of wasted time.

      The eyes of people who read top-to-bottom, left-to-right will naturally gravitate first to the top left corner of a rectangular object containing text. Check out some usability studies to see what I mean.

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    43. Re:MS Failures... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "The irony is the fact that Nanogator was blasting KDE/Gnome for copying Windows, and then he turns around and recycles the anonymous parent's joke. He can't even skip a post before ripping another poster off for a rebuttal. "

      Psst, that doesn't fulfill the dictionary definition of irony.

      Anyhoo, we all know you're the same guy I zinged earlier. Maybe now you'll think twice now before you run around flaming people?

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    44. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The 'Windows' task bar has been licensed from Acorn computers...

    45. Re:MS Failures... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "In other words, he reworded the post he replied to, and used the name Linus instead of Bill gates."

      All true. But that wasn't what made the joke funny. Sadly, his point was lost on you. Oh well.

      "And yes, you are an idiot for not seeing it."

      I saw the joke just fine, you're the one who doesn't see the humor in it that others have obviously found funny. What's it they say about glass houses?

    46. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe my original post telling you to get back to giving Bill head isn't be completely original, but I can't remember seeing it here, and at least I didn't reply to a fucking post saying essentially the same god damned thing!

      I mean come on, it's one of those unwritten rules.. You don't do that shit. It's lame to reply with the same theme, the equivalent of one 8-year old saying "You smell like poo poo!", and the other 8-year old saying "No I don't, you do!!!"

      Hell, telling me I smell like poo poo would have relatively more original than saying "Get back to giving Linux head."

      Thanks, and HAND.

    47. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Man, you mods are dense. The parent already used the "you're giving so-and-so head" joke."

      that wasnt the joke fuckwad. face facts, you got your ass kicked.

    48. Re:MS Failures... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "and at least I didn't reply to a fucking post saying essentially the same god damned thing!"

      My saying that wasn't what made that funny. What was funny was that your behaviour made that comment fit. In other words, nobody would have found it funny if I had just said it to any old joe hanging around here. YOU made it funny.

      BURN.

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    49. Re:MS Failures... by JanusFury · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess that's why OS X's close button is right next to its Minimize too?

      Right. :)

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    50. Re:MS Failures... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well I suppose its my own personal failure when I waited outside Best Buy for Windows95. DUH (please don't tell anyone I said that).

    51. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do believe there is more than just a TCP stack in what MS sells...

    52. Re:MS Failures... by mrklin · · Score: 2, Informative
      Correct. Japanese was influenced by Chinese which, of course, starts as well in the upper right hand corner and moves downward and then progressively to the left.

      However, like most character-based languages, Chinese can also be written left to right from upper left hand corner and then progressively downward as well.

      It all goes to show the the original poster has no idea what he's talking about.

    53. Re:MS Failures... by fireweaver · · Score: 1

      So sue him for copyright violations already.

    54. Re:MS Failures... by gnovos · · Score: 1

      Enter Windows. Let's put it in the lower left, where NO language or culture deems a good "starting" place.

      Not exactly, look at a command prompt in any shell... that usually starts at the lower left and as things scroll up the lower left is always where you put the next command.

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    55. Re:MS Failures... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "How about the crap that MS pulled by placing the minimize/maximize right next to the close button (whereas in previous UIs the close button had been on the left so that it would be nearly impossible to exit an app accidentally while trying to minimize)?"

      You mean like KDE does? ;)

      The problem I have with this argument is that there is no good place to put the close button. Put it in the upper left, and when somebody goes to file/open they could miss and close the app. Put it in the lower left and they could hit it when going for the scrollbar, same for lower right. Then there's the whole matter of where people resize from.

      Actually, Apple did have a solution to this problem, but it's not as great as some people have made it out to be. If you open an app like IE, the titlebar is maximized to the top and your browser window is a child of that titlebar. If you switch to another app, then the titlebar is replaced with the bar of the new app. Result? Closing an app always means going to the upper left in the exact same spot.

      Your problem is solved here, but a new one emerges: Closing the wrong app. You no longer have positional reference to specify which app you are closing. You could end up closing Photoshop while you really intended to kill IE. How would ya know without reading what the bar says?

      To make a long story short, the problem you are describing has no easy solution. Nobody's solved it without creating a new nasty problem. You just have to rely on accuracy of the mouse pointer. And you know what? One has to be accurate with the mouse anyway. The same argument for clicking the wrong window box could be made for clicking on the wrong file to copy or clicking on the wrong menu choice. At some point, the input has to be accurate for the computer to work at all.

      So no, I don't feel that MS has 'pulled any crap'. I don't feel that they've made a better solution than anybody else either.

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    56. Re:MS Failures... by schwanerhill · · Score: 4, Informative

      OS X's close and minimize (and zoom) buttons are all separated by several pixels, so you're much less likely to hit one when you mean to hit another. Windows, on the other hand, has no separation between the buttons, so if you miss the maximize button by one pixel, you close the window.

      Consequently, I have accidently closed windows in Windows numerous times (even though I use Windows rarely), while I have essentially never done so in OS X (which I use all the time).

    57. Re:MS Failures... by DroppedPacket · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even though the buttons are slightly separated, the design still sucks. It is no better or worse now than in Windows, IMNSHO. I really prefered them separated since I didn't have to stop and think about which button did what based on it's color.

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    58. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget there are langauages, like Hewbrew and Arabic, that go from right to left then from the top of the page to the bottom.

      As another poster stated, Japanese and Chinese start in the upper-left, work down and then progress to the right. Katakana is usually done like English.

    59. Re:MS Failures... by slyxter · · Score: 0

      There is one pixel between the minimize and maximize buttons, and two between the maximize and close buttons.

    60. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's color? What the fuck? Aren't there little pictures on the button that indication iconify, maximize, close, and whatever else?

    61. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't really see that working any other way. Text scrolling up is just as if your eyes are scanning down a page. When you clear your screen, you are back at the top of the page with the prompt at the upper left.

    62. Re:MS Failures... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      You aren't seeing the big picture anyway.
      Why don't *I* get to decide where the minimize, maximize, and close buttons are, or even, whether windows have these buttons at all? Why don't I get to decide what they look like, and why can't I put the title bar vertically on the left side of the window? Why can't I just plug in an entirely different window management idiom besides the default one?

      You're looking at the superficial annoyances of the implementation, and I'm seeing the overwhelming deficiency of the design. I'm still waiting for a version of windows that gets this, very basic thing right: I want black backgrounds and light-colored text. Sure there are themes that pretend to give you this. But the system isn't smart enough to recognize and compensate for, say, word documents or web pages that override the foreground without fixing the background. (I think this has been #1 on my annoyance list since windows 3.1!!!)

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    63. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is really irrelevant. Did anyone claim this didn't happen? Did the MS users complain about BSD's blunders?

    64. Re:MS Failures... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Um, there's an entire other button between the minimize and close buttons. If you're missing that badly perhaps you have other issues you need to work on

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    65. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's so funny it's modded as flamebait.

    66. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but it appears that most people didn't find it funny, only a few other Microsoft trolls.

      Go back to Bill, Microsoft fanboy.

    67. Re:MS Failures... by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

      Because OS/2 was made by IBM.

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    68. Re:MS Failures... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Sorry, but it appears that most people didn't find it funny, only a few other Microsoft trolls."

      2 moderations does not reflect the opinions of the general populace. Nice try.

      "Go back to Bill, Microsoft fanboy."

      Yeah yeah, I'd say something like that too if I didn't have any real type of rebuttal to offer. Musta been some truth to what I said to get you to be so hostile.

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    69. Re:MS Failures... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      LOL, all day long I work on people's machines and about 10% of the windows population is AMAZED that I can zoom programs into the taskbar and call them up later. I think most uses don't really care if they close or minimize, it's all just crap to them.

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    70. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only when the mouse is over it. We're talking about OS X here.

    71. Re:MS Failures... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Have you tried WindowBlinds?

      It appears that this will do all you ask for (and more!).

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    72. Re:MS Failures... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      What's it they say about glass houses?

      The glass house has four bedrooms and two are unoccupied. Is the glass house half-full or half-empty?

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    73. Re:MS Failures... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Consequently, I have accidently closed windows in Windows numerous times (even though I use Windows rarely)

      s/even though/because, and you've just explained your problem.

      It's all about what you're used to.

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    74. Re:MS Failures... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Before that it was a joint effort by MS and IBM, until they came to a disagreement and split. IBM's OS/2 was successful, at least inasmuch as it sold for many years and had many features that were superior to Windows.

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    75. Re:MS Failures... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Frankly, success and failure are largely determined by the person doing the measuring.

      Tonight, I made a home-made lava lamp. Success. In the process I ruined a pair of trousers and managed to get red wax all over the kitchen sink. To my wife this is failure.

      Financially, few could argue that M$ is a complete fop of a company. Anyone who has looked at the innards of Windows runs schreiking. Between the two schools of thought lies the truth.

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    76. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey chump you can put MS "taskbar" anywhere you like , top bottom left right, you have a choice unlike other ui's

      Yeah, you can put it on any side (not anywhere), but nearly all apps will behave as if it's at the bottom. Especially when choosing a default size for your windows. I work with my taskbar on the left side of the screen (only at the top or on the left can you always activate the start button by moving the mouse to the corner ala fitts' law), and I'm constantly having to resize various apps because they're starting up partially obscured.

      why would i want to travel the distance from the right hand of my screen all the way to the left just to minimise a window ?

      Why would you assume that your mouse is always on the right side of the screen? What about when it's on the left, and I have to move the pointer all the way to the right side of the screen?

      clearly people are more stupid than we thought

      Clearly a case of Bush calling Clinton a retard.

    77. Re:MS Failures... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I found it funny. Not because I'm a Microsoft troll, but because you are a Linux troll. Incidentally, that's why NG's response was so funny. Judging from your other responses, I'd say you still haven't quite gripped on to that concept. You still think it's about what he said about ya.

    78. Re:MS Failures... by xRelisH · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. I've lost many a good porn sites while accidently closing the window when I meant to maximize, and then forgetting the URL of the site.

    79. Re:MS Failures... by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      I will TROLL: Object Desktop is WAY better. Go get it.

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    80. Re:MS Failures... by Darby · · Score: 1

      The glass house has four bedrooms and two are unoccupied. Is the glass house half-full or half-empty?

      But I ordered a cheeseburger.

    81. Re:MS Failures... by Fazlazen · · Score: 1
      OS X's close and minimize (and zoom) buttons are all separated by several pixels, so you're much less likely to hit one when you mean to hit another. Windows, on the other hand, has no separation between the buttons, so if you miss the maximize button by one pixel, you close the window.

      Which is why I double-click the title bar to maximize and un-maximize, and use the minimize button to minimize a window. The close button does not get anywhere close to my accidental clickiness then.

      The difference in behavior in double-clicking the title bar messed me up more than anything when I switched from Windows to Gnome.

    82. Re:MS Failures... by OOGG_THE_CAVEMAN · · Score: 2, Funny

      Speaking of tray, OOGG think of one thing indeed worse than overriding behavior of close. Tray icons never standardize on right click or left click for important action.

      OOGG spend much time (admittedly, on machine lacking sufficient RAM, so must usually wait for swap to stone-age hard drive) click on task bar button, wait for response, think, HMM, OOGG, PERHAPS NOT RIGHT CLICK, BUT LEFT CLICK or PERHAPS NOT LEFT CLICK, BUT RIGHT CLICK.

      Frustration make OOGG want to use club. At least club consistent: small end used for hand, large end used for head of UI "designer."

      OOGG crack Bill Gates' head with Open Source CD!

    83. Re:MS Failures... by Tokerat · · Score: 1


      If, after seeing thousands of windows, you still don't know where to go to minimize, you probably have a very severe memory disorder.

      UIs shouldn't be designed to be completely "readable", as is being argued. Once you learn your way around it, control becomes less of search-and-click and more of a gesture. For instance, I have a Mac (this particular one is OS 9). I know my "minimize" button (well, it's window shade, similar deal) is on the top-right, so I dont' really look for it, I just move the mouse in a diagonal motion until i get close, and then I look at it and home in for the kill. I'm still seeking, yes, but it's subconcious and quick, because i learned.

      Now, on the other hand, dialog boxes have words and contain something different everytime. These where designed for readability and even reconfigure themselves based on localization. For instance, in right-to-left languages, the icon appears on the right side. This is more logical because it's something the user has to review each time.

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    84. Re:MS Failures... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Erm...which? I've used more than a few UIs in recent years, and from Gnome to BeOS, most will let you move the bar wherever you'd like it. In fact, Gnome has the most customizable UI there is. It's quite amazing in that respect.

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    85. Re:MS Failures... by lightsaber1 · · Score: 1
      How true. I seriously can't scroll any more w/o the scroll wheel. Doesn't matter if I'm in Windows or Linux...it's truly a great invention and no software UI will ever replace it again.

      On another note, soon to be added to the list of Microsoft's greatest blunders is: Sitting on so much money! They seriously need to come up with something to do with that cash. Look what happened to IBM when they tried to live off the interest of their cash hoardes. They let Microsoft creep up :-(

    86. Re:MS Failures... by raymondbesse · · Score: 1

      OS X's close and minimize (and zoom) buttons are all separated by several pixels, so you're much less likely to hit one when you mean to hit another. Windows, on the other hand, has no separation between the buttons, so if you miss the maximize button by one pixel, you close the window.

      Consequently, I have accidently closed windows in Windows numerous times (even though I use Windows rarely), while I have essentially never done so in OS X (which I use all the time).

      The solutions to this problem are technical and behavioral.

      technical: Like much else in MS Windows, the size of the window control buttons is configurable. If you keep missing the button, make it bigger!

      behavioral: What you've described suggests symptoms of edge-striking - a dead zone between buttons is only useful if a user "just misses" the edge of a button. Disciplining yourself to center-strike may solve all you troubles.

      (This is not an argument pro the Ms Windows interface, it's just an attempt to help you deal with the problems you encounter when you are forced to use that interface.)

    87. Re:MS Failures... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      But I ordered a cheeseburger.

      This is a bookstore.

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    88. Re:MS Failures... by shione · · Score: 1

      How about the windows keyboard which all pc makers follow today. those extra 3 keys only get in the way in games and reduced the size of one of the most used keys on the keyboard -- the spacebar. If ms took a little more time thinking about it they could have placed it in a much less intrusive location. but I won't mention that the majority of the functions using the windows keys can be accomplished just as easily on a keybaord that only has 101 keys.

      Then theres the trip cord on the xbox controller. It is nothing more than a marketing gimmick. All it is, is a plug thats looser than the plug that goes directly into the console itself. theres no reason whatsoever why they couldnt have made the plug on the console looser and saved a few cents on that other one. Additionally the xbox is sufficiently heavy enough that anyone tripping on the cord is more likely to rip the controller out of the gamers hands than drag the xbox over the table.

    89. Re:MS Failures... by KeyserDK · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fixable in GNOME at least... /apps/metacity/general/button_layout
      I have menu,minimize,maximize:close
      the ':' defines the split between left/right.

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    90. Re:MS Failures... by Nuttles · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between a novice user and an expert user (duuuuhhh), but I feel that I need to explain this. People who care about getting things done efficiently, rarely use the close buttons (at least the people I know). They use keyboard short cuts. Alt-F4. People always talk about making things easier, but much of the time it is talk about as ridiculous as debating how to make peoples handwriting more legible. For instance, debating on how to change how you write an R so that it doesn't look so much like a B. Stop debating about such things and just write/read. If you care to take the time you can be a great reader or writer and cases such as those become moot. Same with UI issues. Bottom line, people need to invest in learning what UIs have to offer.

    91. Re:MS Failures... by schwanerhill · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I have used Windows enough so that familiarity is not an issue.

      Also, familiarity is beside the point--the issue here is not knowing where the button is (muscle memory), but how the windowing system forgives a slip of the mouse by a few pixels. My experience is that the Mac is much better in that regard.

    92. Re:MS Failures... by serban_badila · · Score: 1

      I would say those are not 'failures' but 'exceptions'. Here is an ex: try { // use some M$ stuff } catch(...) { // something, but of course nothing you will expect } Hmm...

    93. Re:MS Failures... by fyonn · · Score: 1

      People who care about getting things done efficiently, rarely use the close buttons (at least the people I know). They use keyboard short cuts

      actually, I'd say this is not true. the expert user uses keyboard shortcuts for preference if what he is doing is primarily keyboard based. it means he doesn' have to reach for the mouse.

      if, however, what he is doing is primarily mouse based then he would use the mouse for shortcuts rather than reach for the keyboard. this is why opera's (and later, moz if you have the plugins) support mouse gestures. it's the mouse equivalent of keyboard shortcuts for a mostly mouse dominated application.

      dave

    94. Re:MS Failures... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Let's put it in the lower left, where NO language or culture deems a good "starting" place.

      So move it. Which edge of the screen do you want the task bar to be on?

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    95. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooooh several pixels - this makes OS X design sooo much better than evil-M$ . I can't believe this tripe gets modded to 4 informative...

      Myself - I don't recall ever accidentally closing an app I was trying to max/minimize...but that's just me I guess.

    96. Re:MS Failures... by Wayfare · · Score: 1
      Ehm - would you look at the close and maximize buttons again? There is separation there.

      If it's such a pain, why not just double click on the title bar?

    97. Re:MS Failures... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      it's one of those unwritten rules

      Is there an RFC for that?

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    98. Re:MS Failures... by broeman · · Score: 1

      It runs at most banks here in Denmark, but I have heard they are switching to *sigh* Windows. The funny part is that they have never had that many downtime as now, and the personal has a lot of trouble using it. Maybe they will switch again ... (this was not an Apple commercial)

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    99. Re:MS Failures... by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      Who subcontracted all the actual coding to Microsoft. Even a few years post-split.

    100. Re:MS Failures... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      they have a stake and own their software

      For small values of own? Generous licencing, but own, no.

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    101. Re:MS Failures... by broeman · · Score: 1

      yeah, I remember once I had windows 3.1, and this new fancy windows 95 came along ... I found a magazine at the library that included a CD with a small app that would give you the same look and feel as the win95 taskbar in windows 3.1. Eventhough it was slow and buggy, the change to windows 95 wasn't better (on a 33MHz machine).

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    102. Re:MS Failures... by nolife · · Score: 1

      You can still get it from Microsoft right here..

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    103. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I waited in a "line" at the office the next day with my 13 blank floppy disks for my copy.

    104. Re:MS Failures... by calethix · · Score: 2, Informative

      " so if you miss the maximize button by one pixel, you close the window."
      try this*..
      1. right click on the desktop
      2. click properties
      3. click the appearance tab
      4. under font size, select 'extra large fonts'

      if you're still missing the button, well you can try setting your resolution to 640x480 but you probably have some serious hand-eye coordination problems :)

      * instructions for Windows XP

    105. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In OS X, the close button only closes the window, not the app. And it's RED as opposed to GREEN or YELLOW, instead of all the same shade of LUNA.

    106. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consequently, I have accidently closed windows in Windows numerous times (even though I use Windows rarely), while I have essentially never done so in OS X (which I use all the time).

      Perhaps that is because you are a retard.

    107. Re:MS Failures... by johannesg · · Score: 1

      The scrollwheel allows you to scroll without having to exercise precision control (it will work anywhere on the screen as long as the control you want to scroll has focus). As such it is an invaluable addition to the available input methods.

    108. Re:MS Failures... by calethix · · Score: 1

      informative?! I was going for funny! :)
      I was thinking back to a place I worked at in college. I showed some coworkers how they could change their desktop settings and the next time I saw their computer, the buttons and fonts were so big I could read everything from the other side of the room.
      Then when you would go back to display properties, everything was so damn big it wouldn't even fit on the screen so you couldn't click the 'Ok' button.

    109. Re:MS Failures... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Even with ObjectDesktop I was still annoyed enough to keep my XFree/Gnome desktop.

      ObjectDesktop/Window Blinds etc. are cool, don't get me wrong... But the annoyances of the underlying system don't go away when you use them. Yeah, they give you more control than the windows theme engine gives you... but that also makes my point for me... I gotta buy something else in order to have that, and it WON'T be installed anywhere else... Whereas my .gnome and .gtk configs go with me on my usb keychain... and I know more places that have gnome installed than Object Desktop...

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    110. Re:MS Failures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there is a space between the close button and the maximize/restore button. its about two or three pixels wide. there is however, no space between the min and max button. Look in the top right corner of your screen next time you make an uninformed post.

    111. Re:MS Failures... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Yes this IS a troll.

      Actually, I was referring to the very astute point that the very concept of a GUI is something Microsoft copied from Xerox and Apple. That sort of implodes the whole argument about KDE et. al. leeching the idea of a GUI from Microsoft.

      Furthermore, the similarities between various X window manager implementations and Microsoft are there to help entrenched Windows users transition to Linux. To then turn around and declare the sum total of X development over the past 20 years to be a borrowed idea is absurd.

  2. Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by savaget · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't forget Microsoft Bob!

    1. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by jpmkm · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm pretty sure they didn't.

    2. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      MS Bob was a bad idea not only programmatically, but also conceptually. A 'virtual office'? It defeated the idea of computing as an office aide, and more of an office replacement.

      Truly an example of why coding to the lowest common denominator of users can be a bad idea.

    3. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      that would be true, sir... to a cartoony "social interface" to make Windows appear friendlier to the pathologically computer phobic (1995's Microsoft Bob, a much-maligned happy face with geek glasses). What self respecting windows hater would let them forget about Bob? I don't know, but not a seattle weekly one!

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    4. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      My father had a fully copy of MS Bob in box and all. It's too bad pitched it to the trash. It's rare stuff like this that would be worth something in the future to collectors everywhere due the the MS branding on it.

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    5. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Let's not forget Clippy. That annoying paperclip that opens everytime Word opens. I wish there was something like an MS Gun to shoot it with.

    6. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by VudooCrush · · Score: 1

      Some old guy in a cube a little ways from me named Bob, has an old Microsoft BOB magazine ad pinned to his cube. It says "Let go, and let BOB" with a giant yellow smiley face next to it..

    7. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by TastyWords · · Score: 1

      I still have a copy of Microsoft Bob from doing work for a publishing firm. It wasn't/isn't shrink-wrapped, but it's still intact in its jewel case.

    8. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by the_tallman · · Score: 3, Funny
      The highlight of Macworld Boston for me was the excellent anti-MS Bob t-shirts. The back of the shirt featured a Marathon "Bob" (human assistant) grabbing MS Bob by his collar and holding a gun to his face. In bloody letters the caption read, "My Bob is bigger than your Bob." Priceless.

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    9. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree. At the concept level, its a good idea. unfortunatly it was implemented poorly and continue to be rolled out even thought the engineer new better.

      You can thank the now Mrs. Gates.

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    10. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by gantrep · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used to think that there were some people, children, grandmother's etc, who might find the fella endearing and cute or helpful. I was in a school computer lab once and the girl next to me, who was not a regular computer user, was typing in Word and clippy pops up. She didn't understand what it was or why it was there, and asked me what to do. I explained that it just pops up and tries to offer help with certain tasks. She thought it was very very annoying and made me get rid of it. So I guess the thing is just as annoying no matter how familiar you are with computers. I think the only thing more annoying than the office assistant is the search dog. Grrr.

    11. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by EvanED · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was also in a computer lab as a continuing ed class was being given with a bunch of old people. One of them, after opening Word, says "How do I get rid of this damn paperclip."

    12. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by gregfortune · · Score: 1

      At the concept level, its a good idea.
      Agreed. A VR (or at least 1st person 3D like games offer) office will someday take over the desktops we use today. I'm sure some of the ideas from our 2D desktops will carry over to help make things faster and more efficient, but the basic concept will still be VR like.

      Spatial recognition is something we are really really good at and I'm convinced that the sooner we move to a spatial based storage system rather than a tree based storage system, the sooner people who are scared of computers will be able to relate and interact with them in a natural fashion. Obviously VR is required for a truly natural experience, but one step at a time is fine with me. A good, solid 3D desktop that operates completely spatially would rock (and no, one does not exist yet).

    13. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 0

      I think Windows ME was worse than BOB,
      or how about "DoubleSpace" or "DriveSpace", Edlin,
      640 K limits or the most aptly named MS bomb of all:
      DosHell

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    14. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's rare stuff like this that would be worth something in the future to collectors everywhere due the the MS branding on it

      See also: Microsoft OS/2.

    15. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by yasth · · Score: 1

      Actually bits of it make sense conceptually. The "guide" (animated thing) was overdone yes, but it had several good ideas at the core. The idea was a task based menu (i.e. context menus), and the idea as realized in MS office (I don't think it made Bob 1.0) was for them to answer natural language queries and do tasks and retrieve information. This is not a bad idea imagine a little box where you could query various information sources, or you can just download Mozilla Firebird and see for yourself (sans animated thingy), and that doesn't even allow it to do tasks (think I guess of Hailstorm/UDDI or some such nebulous thing).

      The concept of "rooms" allowing great customization of the interface is a very nice one, just poorly implemented. Also it allowed you to use multiple interfaces based on task (i.e. work, play, study, etc.). The re skinned applications that came with it, well they do have a special place in hell.

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    16. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by b!arg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I work as a sysadmin and the users here treat these things as pets...the dog lover has the dog and the cat lover has the cat. I was once working on someone's PC, got rid of the dog because it was getting in the way and forgot to reactivate it. When she got back to her computer she noticed this and walked to the other end of the office to tell me to put her dog back on her PC.

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    17. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      You don't have to install it, ya know. At least with the most recent version of Office I used (2000), it can be set to "don't install" during the custom installation, or something like that.

    18. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's why they bought Bungie!

    19. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by gantrep · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry man. Next time hit her upside the head with a lart or a clue-by-four.

    20. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by KU_Fletch · · Score: 1

      I don't I still have the un-opened box that my Dad gave me for Christmas one year. I figure it will be worth a bit of money on Ebay when I'm ready to part with it

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    21. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by OOGG_THE_CAVEMAN · · Score: 3, Funny

      OOGG once try customize Assistant. Pick figure of Einstein. OOGG expect knowledge of general relativity be handy supplement to stone-age physics training.

      OOGG soon find Einstein as stupid as paper clip!

      Assistant have very important feature, however. No matter how badly stone-age machine thrash due to RAM shortage, Einstein still use machine cycles to rock back on heels, look around screen, generally observing lack of useful work going on.

    22. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      Quoth:
      >You can thank the now Mrs. Gates.

      I guess that is why it is/was called Microsoft Bob. That is what she was doing when she thought of it.

      -5 Disturbing

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    23. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by broeman · · Score: 1

      I agree. The whole idea of a desktop with your "papers" on it, originates from Apple (and then Xerox). I would more use the metaphor of a wall. On a wall you can organise your findings much faster (try it at your home) and getting a great overview. Apple saw this, and made (or making it) the app Exposé, which makes a quick overview of your current doings. The zoom tool together with clusterings (music cluster, work cluster) on the screens would be more nicer and organised, but not as rigid as MS Bob. Could be real great if somebody developed a software like that on Linux, but don't look at me, I am too stupid to hack.

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    24. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by nolife · · Score: 1

      A 500k video of clippy getting his ass kicked.

      Here and Here.

      Links thanks to Google and people with unprotected image directories ;)

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    25. Re:Don't forget Microsoft Bob! by Chronomancer · · Score: 1

      When I worked at Microsloth in the early 90s, I remember hearing that Bill's wife-to-be Melinda was the manager of that project. In fact, she was. See the link below:

      http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob

  3. Remember MS Bob ? by Cobratek · · Score: 1

    better known as ms bomb !

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    1. Re:Remember MS Bob ? by TastyWords · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One tidbit of Microsoft trivia which seems to be left out everytime there's a discussion about Microsoft Bob. Who was the product manager? Melinda French. Where is she now and what's she doing? She's Mrs. Gates.

    2. Re:Remember MS Bob ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Where is she now and what's she doing? She's Mrs. Gates.

      That response answers neither question.

    3. Re:Remember MS Bob ? by Twister002 · · Score: 1

      That's right. Who among us, the nerdiest of the nerds, even the coolest of the nerds, hasn't done something dumb to try and impress a girl they are interested in?

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    4. Re:Remember MS Bob ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Answers both... She's the wife of the richest man on the planet. That means she's in the hottub, doing the gardener...

    5. Re:Remember MS Bob ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In other news, Microsoft announces Acid Flashback for Windows" - Dennis Miller, back in the day.

    6. Re:Remember MS Bob ? by jvollmer · · Score: 2, Funny
      Melinda French. Where is she now and what's she doing?

      Hey, we're all getting fscked by Bill.

    7. Re:Remember MS Bob ? by mrklin · · Score: 1

      She was also the product manager for Encarta and Expedia as well.. Hey two of three + marrying the world's richest man can't be all that bad.

    8. Re:Remember MS Bob ? by One+Louder · · Score: 4, Funny

      In my opinion, the penalty for failure at Microsoft is far too severe .

    9. Re:Remember MS Bob ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL

  4. Failure breeds success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    If you are afraid to fail, you will never succeed.

    1. Re:Failure breeds success by The+Masked+Fruitcake · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ugh! After this article, Slashdot needs a new mod category:

      -1, Cliché

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    2. Re:Failure breeds success by jazman_777 · · Score: 3, Funny
      If you are afraid to fail, you will never succeed.

      If you are afraid to succeed, you will never fail.

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    3. Re:Failure breeds success by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Way hey! I'm well on my way to success then!

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    4. Re:Failure breeds success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

    5. Re:Failure breeds success by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1
      If you are afraid to succeed, you will never fail.

      Well, "nothing ventured, nothing lost."

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  5. I wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I could fail and be rich at the same time too.

    FP

  6. Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What a hit that was!

    1. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by trompete · · Score: 1

      With the new clippy, you get your choice of Paulie Shore, Rosanne Arnold, Tom Arnold, or Gilbert Gottfried.

      Gilbert: Hey...It looks like you're writing a letter
      /me bashes computer with keyboard.

    2. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Zebra_X · · Score: 1

      Don't forget his many forms. Personally, the Dog was my favorite.

    3. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by mccalli · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You know, I know people who like Clippy. That's good, because as you've guessed they're also the people who need it.

      I know no-one who doesn't find "It looks like you're typing a letter..." annoying. But that's not all of what the assistants do. They provide hints, and they provide an on-screen place to click and ask for help, in more-or-less plain language. Pressing F1 wouldn't occur to the people I'm talking about, nor are they likely to hunt in the menus.

      Now, these people aren't daft. All intelligent people, all done well in their own field. It's just that that field isn't computing, and they also don't have the interest to make it into a hobby.

      Summary: don't knock Clippy too much. The excesses are annoying, but I don't rate the basic idea as a failure.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    4. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by rekkanoryo · · Score: 1

      My personal favorite was the Office Logo for the simple fact that it could bring the whole OS down with it on my laptop (Win95, Office 2000 at that time). All of the forms were horribly annoying, though. It really should have been listed as a failure, although that won't happen since Clippy and the other stupid Office assistants are part of Office. Oh, well, at least I could change the install options and rip the stupid paperclip out.

    5. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by rekkanoryo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You have an excellent point. I think, however, that even those users would quickly grow tired of him/her/it once they became comfortable with Office.

      At one time I found him helpful. But that was only once, and only because I was stuck using MS Publisher instead of a real desktop publishing app like PageMaker. Other than that single instance, it's always proven an annoyance.

    6. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by TastyWords · · Score: 3, Funny

      Clippy is Microsoft Bob's inbred descendent.

    7. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Eevee · · Score: 2, Funny

      I prefer Links the cat myself. However, I can't stand the hints, so I turned them off. And the responding to F1. Oh, and the assist with wizards option. And the display alerts.

      So now he sits on the screen and does nothing but sleep and lick himself, with the occasional meow to annoy me. Just like a real cat.

    8. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Don+Calamari · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny, I went to a product launch of Office XP (Ex paperclip?) and the MS reps had put together a promotional video starring Clippy. Just so happens the guy they hired to do the annoying voice of clippy was Gilbert Gottfried. And they did have Gilbert's voice saying: "It looks like you're writting a letter."

    9. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually I think Clippy might be a distant relative of 'Smilin' Jack Fission' from the Simpsons.

    10. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by csguy314 · · Score: 4, Funny
      It looks like you're writing a pro-Microsoft post on Slashdot. Would you like me to:
      • Slashdot your homepage into oblivion
      • Send several million trolls your email address
      • Revoke your access to Slashdot
      • Send you a complementary MCSE certification

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    11. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      On the bright side, at least Links the cat doesn't try and kill every mouse he sees...

    12. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's when you turn it off!

      MS made it on by default, because the people who need/want it are the same as those who won't be able to figure out how to turn it on.

    13. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Kairu the Dolphin!

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    14. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Let us not forget the ever-popular Hit Clippy With Office Supplies Game provided by Microsoft, also starring Gilbert Gottfried!

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    15. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      I confess, I *like* the office assistant. Not that I like having the damn thing covering up the screen or doing its animation, but because you can pose a question in plain english and usually get an answer. Much easier than trying to sort through the hopeless "help" system.

    16. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think you mean smilin' joe fission.

    17. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by lakmiseiru · · Score: 1

      Did you know that if you click Links the cat and type either "meow" or "purr" into the text box, one of the options that comes up gives directions for turning off the Office Assistant sound?

      Links is my favorite, too.

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    18. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Send you a complementary MCSE certification

      No!!!! Not the dreaded MCSE certification!!!!

      Anything but being a paper MCSE!

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    19. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Xyde · · Score: 1
      ???

      Profit!

    20. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by vladb · · Score: 1

      But *I* would reate the basic idea as a failure. Even my grand parents, who know very little about computers find it annoying and confusing.

    21. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make Clippy Die! DIE DIE DIE Clippy. DIE CLIPPY DIE.

    22. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by lowe0 · · Score: 1

      Hey, if I can convince people to ask their questions to a cute animated icon instead of calling me away from my office, I'm all for it - anything to get people to use the help system they're provided with. It's frustrating to help people with problems they can solve on their own with a few seconds of reading.

    23. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! They wouldn't think to click on the world "HELP" would they? All intelligent people? All well done in their own field?? Who are we talking about here?

      There was a time F1=Help was actually on the menu bar (right justified so it stood out!) as defined in IBM's System Application Architecture UI guidelines which Windows used in the 2.x days.

    24. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mom told me Clippy was flirting with her...

    25. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll admit it - I just like the sound effects.

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    26. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clippy isn't nearly as annoying as that stupid ass dog in XP, who tries to fuck your search results up as much as possible. He makes it so that you can only search in like .txt, .html and .inf -files. Even though you tell him you want to search for ALL filetypes.

      Stowe that stupid Clippy up the Dogs arse so they both die!

    27. Re:Don't forget the ever popular clippy by fataugie · · Score: 1

      I have his (clippy's) resume from that launch.

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      WTF? Over?

  7. Abe Lincoln... by Superfreaker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...failed at just about everything before becoming president.
    You can't innovate without failure (opens door for innovation comment trolls). The article discusses technologies that they DID help pioneer, not just the ones they usurped.

    1. Re:Abe Lincoln... by TrippTDF · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...failed at just about everything before becoming president.
      You can't innovate without failure (opens door for innovation comment trolls). The article discusses technologies that they DID help pioneer, not just the ones they usurped.


      There are a lot of Venture Capitalists that won't even think to give you money unless you've got a failure or two behind you.

      -and let's not forget the term "Trial and Error" even if you are not intending to use it, there is an element of it in any venture.

    2. Re:Abe Lincoln... by beerman2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well of course not. They use the same logic as sports casters. If you've recently failed a few times, than your "due" for a big payoff!

    3. Re:Abe Lincoln... by WEFUNK · · Score: 1

      ...failed at just about everything before becoming president.

      Yeah, I guess you could say he was the George W. Bush of the 19th century...

      [bracing to feel the wrath from conservative moderators who read that comparison as an undeserved attack and from liberals who read that as an undeserved compliment]

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    4. Re:Abe Lincoln... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      His last act was failing to deflect a bullet with his skull. Sobering thought.

    5. Re:Abe Lincoln... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So did Colonel Sanders.

      Just like Microsoft, the Colonel owed his good fortune to being in the right place at the right time. He had a crappy gas station, and one customer got a whiff of the chicken he was frying for his family's dinner, and there came the idea to start selling it.

    6. Re:Abe Lincoln... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've seen those posters, too. Lincoln fails, fails, fails, fails, and finally SUCCEEDS! HE'S ELECTED PRESIDENT! JOY!

      He presides over the dissolution of the Union and a war that kills more Americans than any other before or since. When it's over he's shot in the back. May none of my friends ever succeed like Lincoln did.

      He did great things for the USA, but he himslef was an abject failure.

    7. Re:Abe Lincoln... by chmilar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I guess you could say he was the George W. Bush of the 19th century...

      Except that Abe was a successful president, and Dubya's presidency is shaping up as another failure to add to his long list.

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    8. Re:Abe Lincoln... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's true. Look at Hershey. I believe he went bankrupt quite a few times before getting it right with Hershey's Chocolate

  8. HEY NOW! by Clippy · · Score: 0

    HEY NOW! Every large software company has a FEW little things that didn't fly!

    --


    My Karma is bad. May I take you out for a drink? It's on me...
    1. Re:HEY NOW! by KReilly · · Score: 1

      >>HEY NOW! Every large software company has a FEW little things that didn't fly! whooooaa! Microsoft makes things that fly now?!? Thats it, I am taking the bus!

  9. Re:IF I COULD MODERATE A STORY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you expect, it was posted by Timothy, the resident /. troll editor...

  10. Re:What about Bob? by ksheka · · Score: 2, Informative

    I take that back. Stupid Thunderbird's not searching for text by default anymore. :-(

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  11. Failures don't matter by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...well, not when you've got guaranteed income from locking millions of customers into your cash cows. Gotta spend money on something or investors will get all uppity and start demanding dividends and whatnot.

    But seriously, everybody knows experimentation and failure cannot be avoided. Most businesses just don't have the luxury of failing with no penalty.

    1. Re:Failures don't matter by mingot · · Score: 1

      Gotta spend money on something or investors will get all uppity and start demanding dividends and whatnot.

      Microsoft pays dividends.

    2. Re:Failures don't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last year they paid one (a microsoft first) this year there is no dividend.

      Much like Microsoft - YOU FAIL IT!

    3. Re:Failures don't matter by mingot · · Score: 1

      Actually the choice to give out the dividend was made on Jan. 16 2003 and paid out on March 7th. And the choice for 2004 is not to be made until this november.

      You failed at failing me :(

    4. Re:Failures don't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "You failed at failing me :("

      Double Negative - I win ;-)

  12. Re:What about Bob? by SoTuA · · Score: 1

    if you RTFA, you'll see plenty of microsoft Bob.

    Then of course, this is slashdot...

  13. So, what's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    er .. so, like any other company, some of their ventures fail, while some others work. What's the news here? And what's it got to do with the cash balance - apart from showing that they are smart enough not to blow the whole wad on some silly idea?

    1. Re:So, what's the news? by michael_cain · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I guess I would come at it from a different direction -- is it surprising how few of their ventures have succeeded? The list of products would have to include:
      • DOS
      • Windows
      • Office
      • Visual Studio
      • IE
      • Windows Media Player
      • MSN
      • XBox

      DOS and IE were initially products purchased from another company. Of the components that make up Office, I believe that PowerPoint was purchased from another company (and not sure, but want to say the same thing about Excel). WMP is given away for free (if you bought Windows). MSN takes in money, but I believe it is not profitable. Ditto for XBox. Visual Studio is probably profitable, but they don't sell a lot of copies relative to the market for Windows and Office.

      If I were an investor, I would be concerned that the most successful software company in the world has so few successful products, and that even fewer of those were initially developed internally.

    2. Re:So, what's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IE was not bought, but legally stolen, similiar to SQLServer (from sysbase).
      XBox is stilling losing huge.
      Much of Office comes from elsewhere.
      Is Windows Media Player that big in the market place?
      Visio was also purchased.

    3. Re:So, what's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If I were an investor, I would be concerned that the most successful software company in the world has so few successful products,"

      WHO THE FUCK CARES?

      The have $50BILLION in the bank and $32BILLION/yr in revenue. Who cares how they get it?

    4. Re:So, what's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was a Microsoft investor, i'd be fucking happy. 90% market share in the desktop computing market, with customers locked into the platform.

    5. Re:So, what's the news? by sogoodsofarsowhat · · Score: 1

      You have completely missed the point. While yes they may not have a long lists of success's NO ONE can argue that when they hit, they HIT BIG. As for the investors. Well they only care about one thing. Success. And yes most have prospered from MS so they are thrilled. And most important, Most of the stock is still held by only a few. Yes i hate MS but would i swap places with them. Well of course i would....Im a capitalist PIG....:) Plus i could always use the extra CASH....

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    6. Re:So, what's the news? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      "The have $50BILLION in the bank and $32BILLION/yr in revenue. Who cares how they get it?"

      Attitudes like that is one of the big problems with this country.

    7. Re:So, what's the news? by Quantum+Skyline · · Score: 1

      If I were an investor, I would be concerned that the most successful software company in the world has so few successful products, and that even fewer of those were initially developed internally.

      Except that those that are successful are exceptionally successful. I believe that two products (Windows, Office) make up ~90% of Microsoft's revenue. 90% of a ~$30 billion/yr revenue is a hell of a lot of money.

    8. Re:So, what's the news? by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 1

      What was bought or stolen, from memory:

      -Visio
      -PowerPoint
      -SoftImage
      -Internet Explorer
      -SQL Server
      -DOS
      -Visual Basic
      -FoxPro
      -Windows

      There are others, I'm sure. I just can't think of them.

    9. Re:So, what's the news? by topham · · Score: 1

      Flightsim,
      Word,
      Excel...

    10. Re:So, what's the news? by BelugaParty · · Score: 1

      I think DirectX has proven itself quite well over the last few years. Maybe that should be on the list?

    11. Re:So, what's the news? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Add to that:

      mice
      keyboards
      joysticks
      wide range of games, incl FlightSim
      MSMoney
      Windows CE
      ActiveX
      FrontPage
      Encarta
      Exchange
      MSProject

      Not all wildly sucessful, but not doing too bad.

      There are others.

      But the main thing they have is mindshare. Ask anyone outside of a few select communities (/. for one), and who makes software? Microsoft. And maybe IBM.

    12. Re:So, what's the news? by Ponder · · Score: 1

      Xbox?

      Xbox so far has been a big bust for Microsoft, a black hole for them to pour money.

      --
      -- Back to the shadows again...
    13. Re:So, what's the news? by jmd82 · · Score: 1

      I don't think he meant "morally" how they got it as you imply, but rather where the source of their income from a purely inverstor viewpoint...Besides, who's to say he's from what country, being a coward and all

    14. Re:So, what's the news? by TheAncientHacker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OK. Let's look at these. MS-DOS 1.0 was, indeed, very close to the code licensed and later purchased from SCP. Of course, by MS-DOS 2.0 and support for hard drives it was almost totally rewritten and all versions after 2.0 were written in-house except for the miserable 4.00 that IBM insisted on writing (4.01 which was rewritten by MS was pretty good) Since almost nobody here used MS-DOS 1.0 or 1.1 which still had significant amounts of SCP code your point is moot.

      As for IE, even 1.0 was written in-house although some code used in it was licensed from NSCA Mosaic. Of course, that code was also included in virtually every other browser on the planet so, again, you don't have a point with this one.

      PowerPoint was indeed purchased along with the entire company that made it and they kept developing it in the valley. On the other hand, Excel was totally developed in-house as were Word and Access and Outlook. You could also have mentioned Visio as a purchased product, btw.

      So that only leaves the top client OS, top server OS, top word processor, top spreadsheet, top client database, top server database, top mail server, etc, etc, etc as product that Microsoft developed. Wow. What a failure.

    15. Re:So, what's the news? by wfberg · · Score: 1

      So that only leaves the top client OS, top server OS, top word processor, top spreadsheet, top client database, top server database, top mail server, etc, etc, etc as product that Microsoft developed. Wow. What a failure.

      Erm.. I think two companies, called Oracle and Sendmail, might have something to say about that...

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    16. Re:So, what's the news? by blokey · · Score: 1

      hmm, didn't MS SQL Server begin life as Sybase ASE? Ha, you beat me to the comment about Oracle and Sendmail though.

    17. Re:So, what's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for IE, even 1.0 was written in-house although some code used in it was licensed from NSCA Mosaic. Of course, that code was also included in virtually every other browser on the planet so, again, you don't have a point with this one.

      IE is licensed version of Spyglass Mosaic (which was licensed from NCSA Mosaic), that Microsoft have added to (significantly). How many browsers can you name that contain NCSA Mosaic code? Netscape never has, Netscape 1.0 was written from scratch. Everyone knows that Opera and Mozilla were written from scratch. Fact is, IE is the only browser left that contains Mosaic code.

    18. Re:So, what's the news? by Vryl · · Score: 1

      He never said that the AC was from 'this country', just that the type of attitudes that that AC espoused were what is wrong with 'this country'.

    19. Re:So, what's the news? by jmd82 · · Score: 1

      True, but the implication was there, namely because the AC didn't even name his own country.

    20. Re:So, what's the news? by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

      Visual C++ (as well as everything earlier including Microsoft C and their old DOS compiler Quick C) were once Lattice C.
      Historical note, Lattice used to be one of the "big name" DOS compilers (the others were Borland and Watcom)

    21. Re:So, what's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DirectX is a technology and not a product.

    22. Re:So, what's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. I put three XBoxes on top of each other, and they started to implode due to their sheer mass.

      Only hastily throwing one out the window prevented a singularity from tearing apart the Earth.

      More XBoxes should be thrown out of windows. And more Windows should be thrown out of boxes. Have I rambled off topic enough yet?

    23. Re:So, what's the news? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      If I were an investor, I would be concerned that the most successful software company in the world has so few successful products, and that even fewer of those were initially developed internally.
      If you were an investor, you'd find that Microsoft's story is hardly unique. Very few companies have a batting average over .400.

      The original article comments that Microsoft is ruthless about purging the failures from their official records, and again, they are hardly unique in that respect. For that matter, the failure of so many computer hardware companies, and so many dot coms is mirrored in the failures of numerous early aviation and automobile companies.
    24. Re:So, what's the news? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to hear you invested all your money in Enron. Hey, who the fuck cares how they got all their money? They have all this money in the bank, nothing could go wrong!

      --
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    25. Re:So, what's the news? by shione · · Score: 1

      yes.... but only after they purchased key technologies off SGI to make it viable

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/54/23708.ht ml

    26. Re:So, what's the news? by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      As for IE, even 1.0 was written in-house although some code used in it was licensed from NSCA Mosaic. Of course, that code was also included in virtually every other browser on the planet so, again, you don't have a point with this one.

      By "licensed" you mean they promised to give SpyGlass a share of the profits, but obviously didn't tell them they were going to give it away for free -> hence, no money for SpyGlass.

    27. Re:So, what's the news? by mirko · · Score: 1

      DoubleSpace (from Stacker)

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    28. Re:So, what's the news? by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      "Except that those that are successful are exceptionally successful. I believe that two products (Windows, Office) make up ~90% of Microsoft's revenue"

      That is not a good thing: smart investors tend to steer well clear of companies where 90% of their revenue comes from two products... particularly when people can download almost equivalent products for free.

      How many people, for example, really need to pay money for Office when they can download OpenOffice? Inertia and big IT budgets seem to be the main things keeping Office alive, and as companies cut costs OpenOffice is likely to start eating into one of those 'big two' even if Linux doesn't eliminate many Windows machines on the desktop.

    29. Re:So, what's the news? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      IE was not bought, but legally stolen, similiar to SQLServer (from sysbase).

      From Mosaic, just like Netscape/Mozilla.

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    30. Re:So, what's the news? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Visual Studio

      Hmm, a third-party wrapper around MSC 7 or so. Sucked big time when it ran out of DOS memory.

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    31. Re:So, what's the news? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      The blurb of the article also suggests "impending doom" for the Smartphones. That couldn't be further from the truth. They are some of the most feature-rich phones on the market, however until last month there was only one available, but many more are appearing now from the big phone manufacturers.

      The first phone (Orange SPV) seems more like a beta test, I have one. It was only released in a couple of European markets, under an even more limited number of telcos. Most of the bugs are fixed, but in true MS style, the first few versions of the OS were pretty buggy. Curse of the early adopter. Now it's pretty damn good. Seriously. Not many phones come even close to matching it's functionality. There is a article on the front page right now about VNC viewer on the P800, bah, we had that 4 months ago.

    32. Re:So, what's the news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget FrontPage...

  14. 5 responses below by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and 3 of them ask "What about Microsoft Bob?"

    The article says:

    "More than 100 products were launched in rapid succession over 18 months, from childhood creativity (Fine Artist) to a cartoony "social interface" to make Windows appear friendlier to the pathologically computer phobic (1995's Microsoft Bob, a much-maligned happy face with geek glasses)."

    I know this can be misconstrued as karma whoring, but I think it's more of a Geraldo-style expose on why RTFAing is necessary.

  15. Re:I would like to dedicate this post by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

    GEOS: The first windowed OS

    I guess if you don't include the Mac, Lisa, and Alto?

  16. Re:IF I COULD MODERATE A STORY by Exitthree · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Trolling is all relative. It's kind of like a garden, if you want a certain flower in your garden, it stays. Otherwise, it's a weed that sucks the life from the other plants you want growing.

  17. Trying and failing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and trying again and succeeding is infinately better than the Linux software development philosophy of trying and failing and failing and failing (goto 10)...

  18. Microsoft failure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean like .net?

    No need to RTFA Microsoft fail it!

    1. Re:Microsoft failure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly... .NET is going to run you over flat with your head buried that deep in the ground...

    2. Re:Microsoft failure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Bill, the soft-sell is definately your way. Is this what you tell potential .NET developers?

      BTW Bill... YOU FAIL IT!

  19. Re:What about Bob? by jpmkm · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So you just searched the article for bob instead of reading it? Holy shit.

  20. The art of metaphor by ryants · · Score: 0, Interesting
    Of course, like any big company, Microsoft is not a monolith.
    Uh...
    monolith ... 2 a person or thing like a monolith [a single block of stone, esp. shaped into a pillar or monument] in being massive, immovable, or solidly uniform.
    Oxford English Reference Dictionary

    Sounds like Microsoft to me. So what was the point of that last sentence?

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    1. Re:The art of metaphor by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      Ok well, go back and read your own pasted definition. Lets focus on the last two words, "solidly uniform". If anything the article points out times in the past when things did not go so well. That implies that they're not "solidly uniform" and thus, not a "monolith".

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    2. Re:The art of metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      in being massive, immovable, or solidly uniform

      MS isnt, and never was a one-trick pony. They've had DOS, Windows, Office applications, games, toys, peripherals, etc, etc..

      Unlike, say Netscape who've had, say, Netscape.

    3. Re:The art of metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you focus on the last three words, you'll notice it said 'OR solidly uniform', meaning that as long as it's massive or immovable, it can still be monolithic, regardless of the lack of uniformity.

      So, nur.

    4. Re:The art of metaphor by Rational+Nerd · · Score: 1

      I believe the poster was referring to the last part of the definition: "Solidly uniform".

      No organization of significant size behaves or reacts as a single entity (except the Borg). All actions are by some piece of the group. Goverenment agencies or departments in a big company usually do what is best for that piece of the larger group. Not necessarily what is best for the company/country as a whole. Additionally, as older people retire/quit/get laid off the organization "forgets" past mistakes and tends to repeat them.

      Having said that, I think the poster was vague with the last comment. I think they were just saying the people who think up "new ideas" are not necessarily the same ones who came up with the "past failures".

      I live near Redmond and know several MS people. They don't all think alike and have unique personalities. But none of them want to talk about that cool head mounted laser they have.

    5. Re:The art of metaphor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No organization of significant size behaves or reacts as a single entity (except the Borg).
      Uh, can you see the story icons?
  21. Flashbacks by isam_b · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is really interting to read about Microsoft Flops.. Although I had been using Linux as a main OS for 6 years, I have to say that there are a number of failiars that the Open Source (Free software, what ever) community faced in the past years as well.. what counts is how did they get over it, and pass it. Microsoft (Although I generally disagree with thier policies) had been successful in letting things go behind them, and move forward, while I still hear people in the OSS talk about Coral Linux and other failed OSS based projects.. Move on

    1. Re:Flashbacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also Loki Games, though not an OSS project, they did port games to OSS. They failed because they didn't have a set buissness plan, and in the end were writing checks they couldn't cash.

    2. Re:Flashbacks by Salsaman · · Score: 1
      That wasn't the only reason they failed. They didn't take up all the opportunities they could have.

      Example: about 3 years ago I went to the Linux Expo in London. There was a stall there selling Loki's games, and I bought a couple of games. However, the company selling the games wasn't Loki, it was another company which had just ordered on line and received some of Loki's products. Nobody from Loki was there at all. Thousands of visitors over three days, and not one Loki sales rep.

  22. Re:IF I COULD MODERATE A STORY by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "This would be +99 Flamebait."

    He's got a point. Microsoft has gone and done a lot of things, not everything was a success.

    I guess this story does sever an overlooked purpose, though. It proves that MS can't just go an take over aything it wants. The market has to decide it wants the product. I remember all the jabber here about the XBOX before it was released and how MS was going to take over the game market next. My favorite was somebody seriously thinking MS was going to port Office to the XBOX and all'd be over, heh.

    I agree with parent poster, though, I think most are going to see this as an opportunity to make fun of MS instead of illuminating themselves to the idea that MS can't take over anything it damn well pleases.

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  23. HEY! by SoTuA · · Score: 1

    what's with this M$ bashing! This is slashdot! Microsoft knows of no failure! We love microsoft!

    oh we don't? errr... hmmmmm... D'OH!

  24. Right... by PincheGab · · Score: 5, Insightful
    And as soon as you go into business for yourself, you will learn that failure is an integral and unavoidable part of success. If you think that big companies get absolutely everything right, you are very very wrong.

    Now, why would failures "be swept under the rug"? Failures are abandoned projects, never-finished products, non-sellers, etc... They are simply left behind, not hidden.

    There's a famous cliche that says "If you never fail, you are not taking enough risks." As a business person and someone who has failed several times before getting it right, I can tell you the saying is true. If you dislike failure, then go into business.

    In other words, what the hell is your point?

    1. Re:Right... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      A couple of quotes I once heard... "You never know you're limits until you've failed". "If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence that you ever tried, and try something else instead"

    2. Re:Right... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      "They are simply left behind, not hidden"

      Very true. It's not like Bill Gates is going to stand at a podium and say "Remember MS Bob, we sure fucked that up."

      On the other hand, I have heard that George Lucas actually denies the existense of the Star Wars Christmas special with Bea Arthur. And I know that Tom Hanks will walk out of any interview that mentions Busom Buddies.

      Are there any copies of that Christmas special still around?

      -B

    3. Re:Right... by zog+karndon · · Score: 1

      Or, for that matter, Jim Henson's denial of the Muppets on Saturday Night Live. (First season, mostly; rarely on second season.) I understand that they've been deleted from the reruns & videotapes, as well.

  25. RTFA by mblase · · Score: 1

    "...to a cartoony "social interface" to make Windows appear friendlier to the pathologically computer phobic (1995's Microsoft Bob, a much-maligned happy face with geek glasses."

  26. Man I love that quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course, like any big company, Microsoft is not a monolith.....

    Yes, but they do have a heart of stone.

    Looks Like Troll Microsoft Day.

  27. Re:What about Bob? by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1

    Stupid Thunderbird's not searching for text by default anymore
    You people are viewing the articles with an email client!? That could explain a lot..
  28. Re:I would like to dedicate this post by Scorpion265 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ahh yes, I loved the commodore! One fun thing that me and a few other friends have done was overclock the C64 to a whopping 1 mhz, approx. we had to use a deep freeze, that thing got hot after a while! I think I have pictures somewhere.....

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  29. Missong option by nother_nix_hacker · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Please forget not the dire mistake that was clippy and friends!

  30. Re:yey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like TSP! (Thirty-Seventh Post!)

  31. This flamebait, nah. by binaryDigit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The nerve of Microsoft to want people to not think about their failures and only focus on success'. After all, so many other companies have been perfect in all their products. And who wants innovation anyway (yeah, I know, M$ doesn't really "innovate" anyway). Better to stay tried and true and realize that it's better to limp along with mediocrity than to go out on a limb and fail.

    Actually, I think the topic is intersting, as in genuinly interesting to see the things that they've tried and failed at. Those things they tried and failed and tried and failed and eventually succeeded (with Windows being the most obvious example). And obviously some attempts were quite humerous, but to turn this into a "gee see how much M$ really sucks" is just lame and shows how much some /.'ers need to go out and get a life and gain some perspective.

    1. Re:This flamebait, nah. by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not the simple fact of MS's failures that makes people want to laugh at them and rub their failures in their faces, it's their own handling of those failures that does that.

      Failure is inevitable. How you deal with it is not. When something fails, one way to handle it is to say 'Well, that didn't really work out, did it?' and move on, possibly with another attempt at the same goal if you feel you've learned enough from the failure to try again.

      On the other hand, MS stridently proclaims their failure to be the greatest thing since fire right up to the second they drop all mention of them. They could quietly withdraw the failure but instead they try to market it into a success. They're all about 'I MEANT to do that' and 'that's not a bug, that's a feature' and 'we never fail'. That's the sort of arrogance that practically DEMANDS ridicule.

      Had MS been working on the light bulb, they would have vigorously marketed the first thing that gave off visible light for more than half a second (but less than a whole second) before burning out and would have made wild claims about how sustained artificial light might be harmful and any sane person wants to use only a fresh bulb. Of course they would have also spent a great deal of time designing a base and socket that was difficult to adapt to Edison's bulbs. Most likely the socket would be inherantly hazardous but they would blame the several cities burning down on cows. Mysteriously, everyone would believe them.

      Fifty years later, they'd reverse engineer an Edison bulb and claim that they innovated a way to provide safe sustained artificial light and claim credit for single handedly driving the industrial revolution forward.

      That's why people laugh at MS's failures.

  32. How about OS/2 and IBM by leeet · · Score: 2, Informative

    Windows wouldn't be windows if MS would've stayed with IBM and OS/2.

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    1. Re:How about OS/2 and IBM by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And OS/2 would have been OS/2 if IBM had stayed with that.

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  33. Nice flamebait! by MisterFancypants · · Score: 4, Informative
    According to CIOs and studies such as the one the Peopleware book is based on the *majority* of started software projects fail. Why should we expect Microsoft to buck the norm here?

    in the hopes people don't remember that many 'new' Microsoft ideas are recycled from its own history."

    Microsoft's try-try-again philosophy and focused determination are why it is at the top of the heap of software companies and why they are sitting on the 45 billion in cash now.

    This being Slashdot, people will say that the reason Microsoft is so big is because of its monopoly position, but that is a (rather silly) chicken and egg argument. They'd have no monopoly if they weren't big to begin with -- they certainly weren't a government granted monopoly like AT&T once was.

    1. Re:Nice flamebait! by inbox · · Score: 2, Funny

      they certainly weren't a government granted monopoly like AT&T once was.

      No, but they're a government granted monopoly now!

    2. Re:Nice flamebait! by doinky · · Score: 1
      According to CIOs and studies such as the one the Peopleware book is based on the *majority* of started software projects fail. Why should we expect Microsoft to buck the norm here?
      Depends on the definition of "fail". Of course, the examples discussed here were of software projects which weren't simply *started* but were either released or at least heavily publicized; so judging by the Peopleware book seems to be a bit generous.
    3. Re:Nice flamebait! by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I agree. I think you have to give Microsoft a lot of credit for continually trying ideas which are ahead of their time. How many times they've tried to make Pen Computing a reality ? Three or four ? We all know it's going to work sooner or later, yet here is Microsoft spending their time and money trying to make it work now. Even if they never actually get it right, whoever eventually does will have benefitted from their efforts.

      The only lousy part about this process is that sometimes Microsoft's ideas really are bad, and then we are tortured with them over and over again. BTW, Slashdotters will probably find this site very amusing.

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    4. Re:Nice flamebait! by kfg · · Score: 1

      "They'd have no monopoly if they weren't big to begin with -- they certainly weren't a government granted monopoly like AT&T once was."

      Nah, AT&T didn't become a monopoly by government grant. They earned it the same way MS has. The guarunteed monopoly wasn't granted until AT&T had already nailed down well over 90% of the market. The monopoly was just to make their market share unassaillable.

      KFG

    5. Re:Nice flamebait! by runenfool · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To some extent you could say they were an IBM granted monopoly.

      Sure IBM just got them in a great position to start with - but you have to admit that without them being granted DOS its pretty likely they would have gone nowhere. They certainly couldn't have used DOS to get Windows, then Windows to get Office, web browsers, and anything else they are strong in.

    6. Re:Nice flamebait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This being Slashdot, people will say that the reason Microsoft is so big is because of its monopoly position, but that is a (rather silly) chicken and egg argument. They'd have no monopoly if they weren't big to begin with -- they certainly weren't a government granted monopoly like AT&T once was.


      No, but they were sure as hell helped by IBM. If it hand't been for IBM, Microsoft would be just another pissant software company that nobody had ever heard of.

    7. Re:Nice flamebait! by runenfool · · Score: 1

      Wasn't Pen Computing a theft of Go? Not so much ahead of their time, just ripped off from another company (not just inspired - flat out stolen). Its sad that the dominant company in tech has always resorted to this type of behavior through its history, but the results speak for themselves.

      Citing Wendy Goldman Rohm's liner notes from her book "The Microsoft File" (thanks google) on Bill Gates and Microsoft's interaction with Go:

      The accounts of Go Corp.'s interaction with the FTC were based on extensive interviews with Go officials as well as government officials closely involved.

      The July 8,1988, nondisclosure agreement signed by Bill Gates, cited on page 93, is in my possession, as is the February 13, 1989, agreement signed by Microsoft's Jeff Raikes.

      My statement on page 93 that Microsoft "copied from Go everything it could," is based on my review of Go's documents, including detailed explanations and symbols that it had created for the handwritten gestures that would be interpreted by the new pen-based computer, compared with Microsoft's subsequent handwritten gestures it had "created" for use with its own pen operating system. These documents are in my possession and were also turned over to the Federal Trade Commission by Go Corp.

      The details of Go's meetings with Microsoft and subsequent events are based on thorough documentation of meetings, in handwritten notes taken by numerous Go officials. These documents were also turned over to the FTC by Go, and are in my possession.

    8. Re:Nice flamebait! by SewersOfRivendell · · Score: 1
      This being Slashdot, people will say that the reason Microsoft is so big is because of its monopoly position, but that is a (rather silly) chicken and egg argument. They'd have no monopoly if they weren't big to begin with -- they certainly weren't a government granted monopoly like AT&T once was.

      ObReactionaryAntiSlashDotCrowd, huh? How did this get modded 'Informative' instead of 'Funny'? Where do you think monopolies come from? Microsoft began as two college students writing a BASIC interpreter in 8800 assembly language.

      Further, Microsoft had their monopoly position handed to them on a platter by IBM. Almost everyone bought the IBM PC because it was from IBM. The default OS for the PC was Microsoft DOS. Until IBM came calling, Microsoft was basically a small but growing development tool vendor.

    9. Re:Nice flamebait! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Microsoft's try-try-again philosophy and focused
      > determination are why it is at the top of the heap
      > of software companies and why they are sitting on
      > the 45 billion in cash now.

      From Microsoft's 2002 annual report:

      Cash and equivalents $3,016

      Are you claiming that has grown to $45 billion or are you counting "short-term investments" as cash? If the latter I've got some Enron stock to sell you.

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    10. Re:Nice flamebait! by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      And prior to Microsofts purchase of Dos (and release to IBM of same) what were they up to?

      Well, near bankrupt, a mostly failed unix product that took more to maintain than profit brought in. Shrinking staff (due to above).

      Thats all I know. I'm sure there is a published history somewhere though.

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    11. Re:Nice flamebait! by eV_x · · Score: 2, Informative

      When you learn how to read an annual report, come back and post numbers from it.

      Short term investments are liquid investments...

      Here's how "Short Term Investments" are determined:
      The Company considers all liquid interest-earning investments with a maturity of three months or less at the date of purchase to be cash equivalents.

      What does this mean - the KEY here being INTEREST-EARNING. Do you think MSFT keeps 40 - 50B in a bank or in investments?

    12. Re:Nice flamebait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > they certainly weren't a government granted monopoly like AT&T once was

      oh, really?!?

      which part of monopoly was the justice department not ignoring during the MS antritrust lawsuit when Be, Inc. filed ?

      they only used Netscape's browser infringement plea, blatantly disregarding evidence of monopolistic clauses in OEM contracts, which were (if I recall) disallowed as evidence in the case.

      I believe their monopoly of the OEMs goes like this: you cannot ship Windows with *any* other OS, therefore vendors must choose rather than allowing their customers to do so - the result is less differentiation and coordinating market dominance.

    13. Re:Nice flamebait! by Kenja · · Score: 1

      Go blew chunks. This is somthing many people seem to forget. There where Go based systems on the market. They had a poor interface and no applications. MS knew that you had to have the apps first, Windows for pens worked then and now. I still use my Windows for pens 3.1 system from time to time.

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    14. Re:Nice flamebait! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I think the reason they're so big is because Bill Gates' mom happened to go to the United Way with a IBM VP. After that, Bill lied about having an OS ready for the new PC platform, and borrowed 50k of his mothers money to buy QDOS. Seems to me it takes a well-connected family, lots of money, and a good capability to lie to make it to the top of the heap. After that, Microsoft was destined to ride IBMs coat tails to monopolydom, and by lying to the public just as they had lied to IBM ("Oh yeah, we have a GUI coming out in just 2 months! better not buy that other guys GUI!" 18 months later they had a GUI.), they were able to once again leverage their position to gain a foothold in PC shells, which they then used in colloberation with their monopoly in OSes to wipe out the shell market completely with Windows 95.

      So, in this case, IBM basically handed the monopoly over to MS. This "Try again philosophy" is after the fact, and really, is just the churnings of a company that could likely do whatever the hell they wanted and still make money by the truckload.

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    15. Re:Nice flamebait! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Yep, Ideas that are ahead of their time....

      like the internet...

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    16. Re:Nice flamebait! by fruey · · Score: 1

      Windows... existed in Xerox PARC and on Macs before Microsoft borrowed the concepts. Office... was taken from WordStar, Lotus 123, and Harvard Graphics' lead. Web browsers - Microsoft were the LAST big boys in that market, and they gave theirs away for FREE in a market where everyone else was selling.

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    17. Re:Nice flamebait! by Arker · · Score: 1

      IIRC their cash cow prior to DOS was the BASIC ROM. Also not exactly original work, of course.

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  34. Not a monolith, huh? by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The first time I ever got to the Easter Egg in Excel:

    "My God, it's full of stars."

    And I am sure that Windows 2025 will periodically lock me out of my house and try to kill me with my robotic lawn mower.

    1. Re:Not a monolith, huh? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 3, Funny
      And I am sure that Windows 2025 will periodically lock me out of my house and try to kill me with my robotic lawn mower.

      god don't be so cynical. Win 2025 will do none of those things. It might however replay objects when something is changed giving you that strange feeling of Deja Vu, and there's always the posibilty that'll it'l send men in SNAZZY black suits after you if you start asking questions like "What is real?". But these aren't things you should worry about. Nothing to see here. Move along...

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    2. Re:Not a monolith, huh? by JanneM · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, they're not a monolith. If they were, they'd be in orbit around Jupiter right now instead of producing software. The real test of course comes in 2010 when we find out if MS will eat Jupiter or not.

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    3. Re:Not a monolith, huh? by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      and people STILL will not switch to Linux

    4. Re:Not a monolith, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! This was taken from the first Demo cd that was sent to Microsoft by a small company called Monolith, I am pretty sure it was either Bryan or Brian. This company impressed Microsoft who then hired them to do the first Games for DirectX back in 95, Microsoft then tried to assimilate them but they said No Way and then went on to make such games as Blood, Claw, Shogo, Nolf Etc.....

    5. Re:Not a monolith, huh? by Darth · · Score: 2, Funny

      i strongly disagree. the matrix REQUIRES the ability to have a massive number of concurrent users and to effectively constrain administrator rights away from the majority of them. It clearly isnt windows.

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    6. Re:Not a monolith, huh? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Agent virus detected. Open, save, cancel?

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    7. Re:Not a monolith, huh? by JWhitlock · · Score: 1
      i strongly disagree. the matrix REQUIRES the ability to have a massive number of concurrent users and to effectively constrain administrator rights away from the majority of them. It clearly isnt windows.

      All computers worked perfectly in the first Matrix. However, this gave people entirely too much time to thing about the real nature of reality.

      A much improved system is one where technology constantly causes minor frustrations (blue screens, bad interfaces, etc.), or creates new tasks (creating filters for SPAM, cataloging MP3s) to distract people from thinking about reality. The minor flaws are so distracting that you never notice the fundamental flaws.

      An improvement is a system that, on the surface, acts Correctly, seldom crashing or failing in obvious ways. However, at the core, ever action the user wants to accomplish requires such a understanding of the minutia, down to configuration file syntax and even the source code, that all production and contemplation halts in a never-ending recursive spiral of editing litle text files. The user is getting nothing done, yet he blames himself for lack of knowledge, rather than the system for a horrible (but technically correct) interface.

  35. Core Business by rf0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Like all business they made mistakes when tyring something new. However on their core business they have provided a wide spread, realtivly easy to use concurrent platform with Office + Windows. If you look at all OSS office sweets etc they all at least try to read/write M$ Office as it is a standard. Not saying its a good one but its a standard

    Bob in Marketing can send Maggie in Accounts a spreadsheet and be able to read it. Thats gotta count for something

    Rus

    1. Re:Core Business by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Nothing better than an undocumented standard... Ah, the fallacy of our stupid race. One of the main ways we all communicate, but very few people really know how it works. Stupid humans, kicks are for trids...

    2. Re:Core Business by Cyno · · Score: 1

      Its like those people on that invisible planet in that episode of Star Trek:NG. None of them knew how their machines worked, they just knew that it would take care of them.

      Capitalists don't care about the widgets they make, they are only concerned with profits. This is a serious problem that is only going to get worse until we all stop and take a step back to look at the bigger picture. What are we doing all of this for anyway? What's the point in all of this? To get rich? Or to make a product? OR to build whatever it is we all want and need and make sure we're all taken care of? That last one probably falls more along the lines of communism, though.

    3. Re:Core Business by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      ...because there were NEVER any OSes, OS Shells, or productivity software before Microsoft came on the scene! I mean, they cane, and they said "let there be software", and there was software, and it was good. Right?

      Oh wait...

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  36. In the future, will the XBox be added? by rokzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    selling hardware at a loss to make money on software. a couple of years from now, will this be "a great strategy allowing MS to break into the highly competitive console market", or "a flawed business model MS arrogantly thought it could throw money at as with other markets" ???

    1. Re:In the future, will the XBox be added? by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem with your comment is that that is the business model that both Sony and Nintendo follow. It's a successful model. It's just that you can't buy loyalty from gamers. They've had what, Halo? That's the only game I can think of for the XBox that wasn't multiplatform that I even remotely wanted to play. MS is trying to make the console more like it's PC's, with DirectX and all kinds of computer hardware. So it's virtually a PC. I don't want to play games on something I can do that much with. I will play games on a gaming machine, and do work on my PC. MS has failed to realize that this is what a lot of people want. Since this is going nowhere in many directions all at once, I figure that now would be a safe jumping off point...

    2. Re:In the future, will the XBox be added? by billyhoward · · Score: 1

      That wasn't some genius idea of Microsoft. It is a tried and true practice in the console world. Not a bad idea, either. Subsidize the hardware with future software profits, making the hardware affordable, thus increasing userbase, thus inticing software development, and leading (hopefully) to more sales.

    3. Re:In the future, will the XBox be added? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it isn't dumbshit.

      The FlopBox will NEVER be profitable. EVER.

      I don't what the hell compels every idiot to feel the need to post the same stupid fucking comment like yours everytime a game console topic gets posted.

    4. Re:In the future, will the XBox be added? by gearheadsmp · · Score: 1

      Sony and Nintendo may have been selling their consoles at a loss when they initially built the factories for each new console, but after they've paid for the factory using profit from games, they're also making money from selling the console. Similar to the cpu & ram business.

    5. Re:In the future, will the XBox be added? by orthancstone · · Score: 1

      Did Sega give up after the Saturn bombed? No.
      Why should MS just give up on consoles after Xbox? Perhaps if they intelligently design a cheaper system for future consoles they can easily make up for the losses they had to sustain in order to enter the console market.

    6. Re:In the future, will the XBox be added? by Have+Blue · · Score: 1
      So it's virtually a PC. I don't want to play games on something I can do that much with.
      Um... All the consoles could be used for virtually any purpose if you put sufficient effort into it. For that matter, that statement probably applies to every console ever made. It's not like the CPUs don't use a Turing-complete language, or that it will refuse to execute code that isn't a game.
    7. Re:In the future, will the XBox be added? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Might I remind you that Sega has now given up after the dreamcast bombed...

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  37. Stop the presses! by telstar · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not the Seattle Weekly's job to point out Microsoft's failures ... that's a job for Slashdot!

  38. Well, there IS the XBox.... by mblase · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Regardless of how much money MS may lose on the hardware, the XBox is an unqualified success in the videogame market. Last I checked, it was still outselling Nintendo's GameCube.

    Watching Microsoft explore new technology markets is like watching King Kong battling airplanes atop the Empire State Building. To win, the airplanes need to be lucky with every shot. King Kong only needs to be lucky once.

    1. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by alph0ns3 · · Score: 0

      Microsoft "wasted" millions (billions?) in the XBOX. I don't call that a success.

    2. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by seattlenerd · · Score: 1

      I think you can safely call Xbox a "qualified" success: It's selling a lot of units, but is not profitable yet. The good news Microsoft pointed to in its earnings call was that the Xbox had a high attach rate -- 5.4 games/other items sold to every Xbox sold in the U.S.. That's where the money is, not in the hardware.

    3. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

      The good news Microsoft pointed to in its earnings call was that the Xbox had a high attach rate -- 5.4 games/other items sold to every Xbox sold in the U.S.. That's where the money is, not in the hardware.

      Do keep in mind that the attach rate doesn't factor out titles that are bundled with systems as many retailers were basically forced to do this to push more systems out the door. These bundled titles don't make nearly as much money as those sold standalone. So person A buys a three game bundle with their xbox and then buys the two games they REALLY wanted. Notice that there are relatively few PS2 bundles (outside of a single game).

    4. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, it was still outselling Nintendo's GameCube.

      Barely beating out the third place player in a market with only three players is not what most people would call an unqualified success. That's like someone crowing about coming in second, but the race only had two runners.

    5. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      XBox would not be an "unqualified success" if anyone other than MS made it. To me the most intriguing thing about Microsoft (and a fact whose absence is conspicuous in an otherwise decent article) is that whenever they have published financials broken down by business unit ONLY the Windows and Office units have ever showed a profit.

      Truth is MS is buying those XBox sales and losing money on each one. This is their typical strategy when moving into a new area, but one that is not generally available to a typical competitor or startup enterprise.

    6. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If "units shipped" is the only measure of success, then the CueCat was also an unqualified success.

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    7. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like someone crowing about coming in second, but the race only had two runners.

      No, fuckface, the race has 3 runners, and Microsoft is in second. They are beating the cube by a huge amount in North America and Europe. Its not even close.

    8. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by JanneM · · Score: 1

      They're just about level with Gamecube, actually, and both are very distant thirds to PS/2. The only market where X-box is going anywhere is the US; sales are not good in Europe, and pretty much disastrous in Asia.

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    9. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot Fanboy.

      The XBox is a million units behind the GameCube in worldwides sales.

    10. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Troed · · Score: 3, Informative

      Check again. According to MS, the Xbox had sold 9.4M on the 30:th of June. On the 30:th of March Nintendo had sold 9.55M Gamecubes.

      So, even with a LOT of Xboxes only being sold since they can be modchipped (Gamecubes cannot) and run pirated games aswell as functioning as media-servers or emulator-hosts - AND is being subsidized by Microsoft (latest figures I've seen place that around $100 per unit) - it still fails to sell as good as the Gamecube.

      The Gamecube, being good at ... games. It's not hacked. It doesn't play DVDs. It doesn't function as a home entertainment unit capable of playing DivX, mp3 etc. ... it's "only" got the best games.

    11. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wait, you just forgot one thing: ALL CUBE GAMES ARE SHIT
      unless of course you're a 8 year old boy, I guess you must be

    12. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

      the race has 3 runners, and Microsoft is in second. They are beating the cube by a huge amount in North America and Europe. Its not even close.

      Ahh, yes, one can always count on /. to bring out the low brows. Anyway, the example was not meant to relate directly to the situation, since I already did that in the previous sentence. Instead it was designed to point out the absurdity of claiming that xbox was an "unqualified success". Oh and the GC is beating xbox in Asia (Japan) by a large margin, and in overall sales, the xbox, while ahead, is not _that_ far ahead. Certainly compared to how far they are BEHIND Sony.

    13. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking retard. The FlopBox is in last place.

      LOOK AT MS'S OWN NUMBERS YOU STUPIDFUCK.

    14. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, they were outselling by about a million units (10 vs 9). Not an unqualified success, considering the competition is up to, what, 50 million units by now?

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    15. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by alph0ns3 · · Score: 0

      And I guess you are 14?

    16. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Regardless of how much money MS may lose on the hardware, the XBox is an unqualified success

      The only metric that matters to a company is how much money they make.

      And while the XBox might outsell Cube, it isn't outselling PS2.

      But don't let facts stand in the way of your astroturfing.

    17. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're just about level with Gamecube, actually, and both are very distant thirds to PS/2.

      Xbox and GCN tied for third... where PS2 is second, and GBA is first, right?

    18. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^--- someone with mod points mod this up. He points out a very good point. Here in Aust, up until about june ms was giving away at least 2 games with every xbox sold.
      Many of the bundles came with the remote too. And when Ms first dropped the console from 699 to 399 they let existing owners send in a form for 2 free games. This wasnt too hard for ms since they had shifted so little units.
      Its no wonder why the xbox has such a high market share in aust. they virtually give it away.

    19. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Channard · · Score: 1
      Talk about a heated debate... to quote games mag Digitiser.

      "Why are you so insecure? Anyone would think we'd dissed your girlfriend... Oh, now we understand!"

    20. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
      Check again. According to MS, the Xbox had sold 9.4M on the 30:th of June. On the 30:th of March Nintendo had sold 9.55M Gamecubes.

      Still not bad for a company who up until last year didn't have anything to do with the console market.

      Plus, I think you'll find that outside of Slashdot (which is about 95% of the console purchasing market) people buy the consoles to play games and not mod them for Linux/DivX's/MP3's etc.

      Let us not forget the "success" of the Indrema ...

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    21. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Troed · · Score: 1
      People outside of Slashdot buy modded Xboxes with 120Gb drives so that they can copy games, and view "Internet movies" (DivX/Xvid)).


      Yes, really.

    22. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
      People outside of Slashdot buy modded Xboxes with 120Gb drives so that they can copy games, and view "Internet movies" (DivX/Xvid)).

      Yes, really.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that they do, but I still think this is a minority.

      IMHO the majority of them buy Xboxes to play games and nothing else.

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    23. Re:Well, there IS the XBox.... by Troed · · Score: 1

      Check it - you'll be surprised. "Joe Public" is _very_ well aware of what you can do with a chipped box. If you take a lot at the software-to-hardware tie ratio for the Xbox (and subtract the inflated numbers caused by Microsoft's giveaways) you'll see that there aren't many games sold ...

  39. Re:What about Bob? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    HTML email, another of MS's failings. :)

    Although, you never know, /. had a story a couple days ago about a search engine that would email you the resulting web sites. :)

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  40. At least they tried! by MultisSanguinisFluit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jeez! If you keep trying to innovate, you're gonna fail quite a few times. We can learn SO MUCH from our mistakes.

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    1. Re:At least they tried! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, unlike OSS where 99.9% of ideas are copied from somewhere else.

    2. Re:At least they tried! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      The only reason it seems that way is that 99.9% of OSS software projects that make it huge do so because they have a pre-established demand.

      That's OK though, it's not like MS hasn't done it's fair share of copying from OSS. Share and share alike.

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  41. Number of feet your head is up your ass by mingot · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    can be best represented by by ....

    A really big fucking number

  42. Seattle Weekly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, of course the Seattle Weekly would publish something like this - the whole area out there is nothing but a haven for lefty pinko-commie tree-hugging wackos! I say we cut the whole west coast free and let it float away as an island - then our west coast will be the truly freedom-loving capitalist havens like Nevada and Montana...

    Wait, Microsoft is near Seattle? OK, scrap that.

  43. What's the point? by defunc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's the point of the original poster? Do ./ readers find Microsoft such a despicable entity that they need to post such articles to remind people that they also fail? May be it was meant as a joke, but still, very poor taste.

    For those who hate them so much (they're a business, they are supposed to make money), don't you think one minute any other company in their shoes would have acted differently, including the envious Sun and over zealous Oracle.

    The Gates foundation is today the biggest charitable contributer, funded by the founder himself. Sure, it's a tax relief for him, but he didn't have to do it to help researchers in financial terms in finding vaccin to the most common diseases affecting the 3rd world in the first place. Thats $10 bill available for worthy causes.

    Instead, it's hotter nerdy news to point out the failures of Microsoft as a company. Since when did we become so negative about the good things that's happening in this world?

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    1. Re:What's the point? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People don't hate Microsoft because they're rich and powerful and did very well as a company. People hate Microsoft because to get big and rich and powerful, they often used questionable business and marketing tactics

    2. Re:What's the point? by echucker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's the point of the original poster? Do ./ readers find Microsoft such a despicable entity that they need to post such articles to remind people that they also fail? May be it was meant as a joke, but still, very poor taste.


      IMHO, I think the better question is why are they actually posted by the editors.

      Permit me to answer my own question - they make people click on the story, which increases ad revenue. Simple as that.

    3. Re:What's the point? by seattlenerd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you read the article, you'll notice it also talks about Microsoft's nascent successes in the corporate market (SQL Server, Exchange Server, and Windows Server). The point is not that Microsoft fails. It's that Microsoft fails and tries to make it look like it hasn't failed (find a mention of "Microsoft Home" in the official product timeline). Simultaneously it keeps plugging away -- sometimes with good results, sometimes with those reminiscent of Don Quixote. Yet the perception among the masses is that Microsoft is infallable. Reminders about limits to Microsoft's growth, to date, don't hurt as a reality check.

    4. Re:What's the point? by Cyno · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying is there's nothing wrong with Monopolies?

      don't you think one minute any other company in their shoes would have acted differently, including the envious Sun and over zealous Oracle.

      Sometimes I'd like to think RedHat would have acted differently.

      Sure Microsoft gives to charity and helps people. But they made their billions by draining it from the US IT economy. Please tell me you haven't forgotten that already..

    5. Re:What's the point? by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Larry Ellision and Oracle make Microsoft look like a squeaky clean eagle scout.

      Of course, Oracle isn't anywhere near the size of Microsoft...

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    6. Re:What's the point? by riq · · Score: 1

      Yes, what's the point ?. You're right. But why did you mention the Gates fundation ? This has nothing to do ? What's the point in mention it ? Since you mention it, I will tell you that Gates uses his fundation to persuade countries to adopt Windows.

    7. Re:What's the point? by DongleFondle · · Score: 1

      "The Gates foundation is today the biggest charitable contributer, funded by the founder himself. Sure, it's a tax relief for him, but he didn't have to do it to help researchers in financial terms in finding vaccin to the most common diseases affecting the 3rd world in the first place. Thats $10 bill available for worthy causes."

      I respectfully disagree. Gate's does have to do it. As with all business ventures, you have to read between the lines and follow the money if you want to understand the true motivation behind business moves involving ammounts in the billions. In order to understand Bill's motives, one has the to draw the connection between the AIDS apedmic in 3rd world countries, and the concept of protecting Intellectual Property.

      Currently, medical treatment for AIDS is extrememly expensive, to the point of unavailability, in most African countries. The American Medical "drug cartels" have effectively obtained patents on these AIDS medications, making it illegal for medical companies in Africa to produce and sell them. This medical intellectual property is protected by the WTO's TRIPs (Trade Related Intellectual Property) Agreement. In order for the millions suffering in these 3rd world countries to obtain the medical treatments, it requires huge money donations that are simply then channeled back into the IP holders (one might also note Gate's million dollar stock investments in these drug companies). These huge "donations" are simply protecting the WTO's TRIP's aggrement to protect intellectual property from public decree. Because if anything is going to break the TRIP's agreement it wont be a bunch of geeks on slashdot raving about the unfair RI** anti-piracy practices, it will be the AIDS issue in 3rd world countries.

      So not only is this a 10 bil tax right-off, but the money is then channeled back into drug companies in which Bill and wife hold millions of shares, all the while protecting the laws governing IP without which the MS empire would likely crumble. What would be more beneficial for the millions suffering from AIDS untreated in 3rd world countries, would be if the Gates' used their power, money and influence to knock down the international copyright laws barring pharmaceutical companies in these countries from inexpensively producing these drugs with the readily available resources.

      But don't hold your breath . . .

    8. Re:What's the point? by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      The better point is that failure is the natural consequence of taking risk, and trying to roll out new products. While Microsoft gets slammed for acquiring other companies rather than inventing everything on their own, they do try develop new products in anticipation of new opportunities (Tablet PC being the latest). Sure, some will be turkeys, but that's part being an innovative company...

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    9. Re:What's the point? by cgleba · · Score: 1

      The Robber-Barons of the early 20th century were also very sucessful and charitable.

      * Does this social darwinistic view of the "sucessful are right because if they weren't, they wouldn't be sucessful" a good view to take?

      * Does charitability make up for bad business practices?

    10. Re:What's the point? by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      "Do ./ readers find Microsoft such a despicable entity that they need to post such articles to remind people that they also fail? May be it was meant as a joke, but still, very poor taste."

      Get over it willya. So what? Why do you care so much? What if some corporation or another is hated, why do you care.

      There are a hundred anti open source pro microsoft sites on the web. Do you go there and tell people not to spew their hatred towards open source? I don't think so.

      What kind of a person defends the richest person in the world anyway? MS has huge public relationship firms to do their astroturfing, either you are being paid by them or you are a sucker. Trust me MS does not need your help and Bill Gates did not even notice your pathetic attempt to stick up for him. He certainly is not going to reward you for it.

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    11. Re:What's the point? by nathanh · · Score: 1
      The Gates foundation is today the biggest charitable contributer, funded by the founder himself.

      You don't forgive the mob boss just because he donates some of his ill-gained cash to orphans.

    12. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead, it's hotter nerdy news to point out the failures of Microsoft as a company. Since when did we become so negative about the good things that's happening in this world?

      Let me get this straight.

      Microsoft (a company) employs cheap tactics to run competitors out of business and fails occasionally when they try to actually innovate.

      Someone reports on the failures, and slashdot links to it.

      You point out that BG (a person) donates money to help people, and you see this slashdot article as being negative about good things happening?

      Could it be the case that you have no clue?

      Jesus, even the friggin MS apologists are hard-pressed to defend it.

    13. Re:What's the point? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      To be brief, Microsoft is in their position specifically BECAUSE they act this way, and the others aren't because they don't. If Sun or Oracle decided the law didn't apply to them, I bet they could claw their way to the top as well. Many companies have put out better software over the years, but they've all been crushed, and mostly illegally at that. That's what you MS apologists always like to forget. Those companies that testified at MS's trial? They weren't there because they were trying to stifle innovation, or because they were envious of Microsofts position, it's because MS acted in ways that were entirely antiethical, and in some cases, blatantly illegal. Their entire history is a case study in how to be criminally antiethical, From illegal OEM agreements to trying to pay back fines in court using SOFTWARE LICENSES.

      And did you ever stop to think that Gates might haave set up the fund specifically so gullable saps like yourself would go "oh sure, he's responsible for one of the most unethical and criminally inclined software companies in the world, but he donates money!"? He's systematically made the biggest of his donations during times of bad PR, such as during the antitrust trial, and ensured they were widely publicized.

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  44. Remember "HailStorm"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Microsoft made a huge deal on Hail Storm when they announced it a couple of years ago. Then they very quietly declared it "dead" this Spring.

    1. Re:Remember "HailStorm"? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      You have a point, this is only counting projects that actually went retail. Many more of MS's planned things have fallen through, especially developer centric projects.

      It's only a matter of time until they ditch the .NET name and start calling their CLR something else. MS, while sometimes a company that can pull off the task of swindling the public right in front of their face, is also a company that has never been able to successfully market to the developer community in any significant way.

      The .NET CLR is the closest they have come, if you can call that marketing.

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    2. Re:Remember "HailStorm"? by Requiem · · Score: 1

      So I guess all the people using Visual Basic, Visual C++, and C# under Visual Studio can be ignored, huh? Despite what you may think, they are a sizable development community.

    3. Re:Remember "HailStorm"? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Google:

      Visual Basic: 3.9 million hits
      Visual C++: 1.9 million hits
      C#: 2.1 million

      gcc: 6 million hits
      Perl: 12.7 million hits
      Bash: 2 million

      Now, people have pointed out in the past that my off the cuff google "statistics" are not useful or accurate for many things, but I think a good argument could be made that they do at least reflect the size of the respective web communities.

      Sizable, yes, for some definitions of sizable, but when talking about the relative marketing budgets of each, the ratio is near infinity for MS, since gcc et al marketing is near zero. I still call MS's marketing to developers a failure.

      The ironic thing is that MS marketing is perfectly spot-on. Developers want the freedom to innovate. That often means avoiding MS development tools.

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  45. Wait a minute... by brooks_talley · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean Microsoft may actually be working to skew news coverage and public opinion towards the things they've been successful at? And away from technical and marketing blunders?

    What an outrage! I'm going to write to my representatives right now and demand a new law that forces companies to educate consumers about both their strengths and weaknesses, and that requires them to spend an equal amount on publicizing past failures as they do on promoting new initiatives.

    I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you. What a failure of the market! What an unconscionable series of dirty tricks from Microsoft! How dare they! Hey, does anyone know what the school assembly is about today?

    Cheers
    -b

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by Cyno · · Score: 1

      I AM outraged. News coverage should be unbiased, don't you think? Or else perhaps it shouldn't be called the news. Maybe, instead, Microsoft's own little world.

      The problem is when 30 million dumb Americans watch that News channel every day for months and vote the way Microsoft tells them to vote, or buy the way Microsoft tells them to buy. And this becomes a problem when you have a few of these competing "news" organizations delivering to the public what they agree is newsworthy and profitable. The public gets censored as a result, and not in a good way.

      What happened with the War on Terrorism? Iraq became a terrorist because of the lack of an oposing viewpoint saying they were complying with weapons inspectors and that they didn't have WMD to begin with. How easily something so suttle can turn into an atrocity.

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Also, every Ford automobile ad must include a picture of the Pinto and a detailed account of the entire incident including graphic photos.

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    3. Re:Wait a minute... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      There are other news sources out there, you just have to find them. The major news outlets are more entertainment sources than anything. Their biggest concern is how to make the most money, not how to reveal the truth to the public. Therefore, if they had presented us with an anti-war stance; their station would have lost a lot of viewers, and consequently advertising money would be pulled; etc.

      Try NPR or international news sources that are less biased towards the United States and you'll find a completely different point of view. It is often refreshing to hear something different.

      Also, MSNBC has been known on many occasions to criticize Microsoft and give them bad press; so don't assume that MS tells them or other news outlets what to say.

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    4. Re:Wait a minute... by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      News coverage should be unbiased, don't you think? Or else perhaps it shouldn't be called the news.

      News coverage should be objective ie. fact based. Bias is a disposition towards one aspect of something. It's possible I suppose to be biased but objective as in "I have a bias against X because of (balanced listing of reasonable points)". I think most news media is not objective enough because they don't show all the facts.

      So should news be more balanced. If one news channel is biased one way and shows facts that support that bias is it OK for another channel to be biased the other. Does this give balance. Should all news channels be balanced in themselves.

    5. Re:Wait a minute... by Cyno · · Score: 1

      I don't like creating laws to try to fix problems like this. Personally I think all organizations that get "press passes" should be non profit in nature. But even that won't give you unbiased opinions. But a news forum similar to slashdot would help. Imagine if there were a list of comments trailing each CNN article.

      What concerns me isn't the News reporting itself. I can deal with being flat out lied to or only told half the facts. But I am very concerned about how the average American reacts to the news they see on CNN or MSNBC every day. I bet it manipulates them in many predictable ways. And I think that manipulation can have severe concequences to the safety and well-being of our nation.

      But that's just me.

    6. Re:Wait a minute... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I found during my time watching CNN that they have a very nasty tendancy to try to editorialize something to skew opinion. For instance, they were "covering" the anti-war protests, and decided to stay on the footage of one guy pulling someone out of their car and attacking him. Then the reporter(who was, Ironically enough, pro-war) goes on this rant about how it's wrong to attack people.

      Personally, this whole episode with the war has made me realize that America is just a fascist dictatorship in disguise who has mastered several orwellian tactics quite well.

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  46. The Microsoft Phone by dhwebb · · Score: 0

    Did anyone ever buy a Microsoft Cordless Phone? I did (with much shame). Everything worked great, the pc answering machine and all, but the receiver was horrible. Couldn't hear a thing even at the highest volume. Swapped it out twice before coming to the conclusion that the receiver just wasn't going to be loud enough to be usable.
    Once again, another $100 down the drain. Thanks Bill. BTW, whatever happened to UltimateTV. It was supposed to put TiVo out of business but seemed to only be available for about 6 months.

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  47. Oddly named products by Aldurn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I do actually have a copy of the Microsoft Wine Guide sitting on my desk.

    I did a double-take when I saw it at the library.

    (It's not on Microsoft's site anymore, but the first Google hit was a review of it).

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    1. Re:Oddly named products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooh... I just assumed that would be a book about a Windows emulator. I didn't quite understand why they would do such a thing. It wasn't until I clicked the link did I see the true humor.

  48. Nice filename.. by netsharc · · Score: 1

    Ha, I like the filename referenced by that link: news-microsoft.php . A rare example of a major news site using PHP, and not a local product, whose makers they're criticizing anyway.

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  49. Think Gates helps out on fighting aids? by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here is a recent interesting guerrillanews article.

    "Let me let you in on a little secret about Bill and Melinda Gates so-called ?Foundation.? Gate?s demi-trillionaire status is based on a nasty little monopoly-protecting trade treaty called ?TRIPS? ? the Trade-Related Intellectual Property Rights rules of the World Trade Organization. TRIPS gives Gates a hammerlock on computer operating systems worldwide, legally granting him a monopoly that the Robber Barons of yore could only dream of. But TRIPS, the rule which helps Gates rule, also bars African governments from buying AIDS, malaria and tuberculosis medicine at cheap market prices. "

    1. Re:Think Gates helps out on fighting aids? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1

      duh? I thought everyone knew by now that his charitable contributions are for tax reasons. Do you know how much money Billy Boy says by spewing a couple million here and there?

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    2. Re:Think Gates helps out on fighting aids? by NoCoward · · Score: 1

      A couple of million? Try a billion. You putz.

  50. They can afford to fail... by YllabianBitPipe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And I mean that literally. When Windows first came out it was a piece of crap. But they have so much money that they can afford for a technology to do terribly for years until a market is built up, the technology gets better (like to version 3), and all the competitors burn through cash and fall by the wayside.

    We laugh at stuff like Tablet PC, Microsoft Reader, XBox or WebTV, but look at some of the "sucesses" of Microsoft and you can realize they had several years of an early period where they sucked, too. Namely, Windows, Pocket PC, Internet Explorer. Just a few years ago, it was thought a foregone conclusion Netscape and Palm owned the market and Microsoft lost.

    1. Re:They can afford to fail... by RevMike · · Score: 1
      I once did an install of Windows 2.0 on a 286 (Wells-American - came with schematics:) with a Hercules card in order to run Corel Draw.

      When Win3.1 came out, it seemed so sexy.

    2. Re:They can afford to fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We laugh at stuff like Tablet PC, Microsoft Reader, XBox or WebTV, but look at some of the "sucesses" of Microsoft and you can realize they had several years of an early period where they sucked, too. Namely, Windows, Pocket PC, Internet Explorer.

      How much longer before they stop sucking?

    3. Re:They can afford to fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When Windows first came out it was a piece of crap

      Wrong!

      Pieces of crap are useful. You can make fertilizer out of them, diagnose diseases with them, and study them for clues to diet.

      Anybody who used Windows when it first came out will tell you that it didn't come close to the standards set by a piece of crap.

  51. Gates technical "vision" is a myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the important thing to realize is that most of Microsoft's core PC products were failures. If they had been independent companies like their competitors, they'd have sunk without a ripple. Only the money pouring in from DOS and Basic kept the products alive, for the years and years necessary for the monopoly to strangle the competition.

    Microsoft Word (all borrowed ideas) introduced in 84 and a dog for years.

    Multiplan? horrible, ridiculous, destroyed by the much more innovative 123

    followed by Excel which limped for years till Lotus dropped the ball with 123 in Win3.0

    Windows 1, 2, and 386

    LAN Manager

    SQL Server, a dog for years and years

    their internet "strategy": wow, were they late to the game, and oh, what a visionary Gates was to completely miss it.

    what many people don't realize is that in the early days the company was much more driven by Paul Allen's ideas than by Bill Gates's. BASIC, Softcard, and buying DOS from SCP, those were Allen's ideas.

    1. Re:Gates technical "vision" is a myth by valkraider · · Score: 1

      Poor, Poor Paul Allen...

      My heart goes out to him. ;)

    2. Re:Gates technical "vision" is a myth by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      Two of Allen's troubled cable television investments -- Charter and Princeton, N.J.-based RCN Corp. -- have laid off more than 4,500 employees between them.

      That's funny. The main reason RCN is doing poorly is because they tried to expand into the Philadelphia area and bring some competition to the market (where I currently am paying $75/mo for basic cable + HBO1, 2, & 3). They were shut out by cable-monopolist Comcast, who is backed by Microsoft courtesy of a $1B investment back in 1997.

      It seems that no matter who you are, if you do anything related to technology you'll eventually find Microsoft on the side of your competition.

  52. ActiMates Barney by bakkajin · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was working at a software store we got one of the Barney's in. We used to cover up the eyes of Barney for a few mintues at a time just to hear the complaints that he would start saying.

    Where did you go?

    I can't see you.

    I'm scared of the dark.

    Let's play another game!


    Cheap laughs at Barney's expense. We never did sell the thing though.

  53. Re:IF I COULD MODERATE A STORY by questamor · · Score: 1

    I agree with parent poster, though, I think most are going to see this as an opportunity to make fun of MS instead of illuminating themselves to the idea that MS can't take over anything it damn well pleases.

    And just because something is a failure shouldn't be taken that the technology is inherently useless. The first companies with MANY technologies screwed them up quite well. Others had the wrong timing, or aimed them at the wrong markets, or had just a few things wrong that didn't allow for success. Witness the Newton - mostly good, but not everything worked in its favour.

    Apple have fucked up some things, so have IBM... hell, I hear even SCO have made the odd silly decision :)

  54. Re:What about Bob? by FedeTXF · · Score: 2, Funny

    My copy of Mozilla is so good when you search 'bob' it found 'a cartoony "social interface" to make Windows appear friendlier to the pathologically computer phobic' as a match.

  55. MS Failures by billatq · · Score: 1

    I think Microsoft realizes that while they have two cash cows (Windows and Office), there is only so much that they can do with those things, and are trying to make sure that they can remain profitable with other products. It's just that nobody really knows what that may be until it is already profitable and too late to "get in early". Not all of their ideas are that horrible, though they do have a tendency to lose money on them. I don't use any of their products (Yay for FreeBSD, linux and OS X), but I can't fault them for trying out new ones like any other company would do.

  56. What about... by tds67 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let us not forget the iLoo, Microsoft's crappiest idea yet.

    1. Re:What about... by Scoutersaurus · · Score: 1

      How bout this baby: Microsoft Cordless Phone System (700-00006) Cordless Phone.

      What a disappointment.
      Never could get the darn thing to work integrated with Windows... which was, um, the point I thought.
      Support was non-existent.

      Didn't have the heart to submit someone else to my pain and suffering by selling it on eBay.

  57. That's michael for you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anything even remotely smacking of anti-MS bigotry gets a real opportunity to get front-page space here. Especially with certain "editors"...

    Stop sitting around being bitter, shaking your head and snickering derisively over every MS press release. Emulate what they're doing right, improve upon it, and look at where the wreckage is to avoid their mistakes. Build a better mousetrap, stop whining about the mousetrap you keep seeing on the shelves. You know why it's on so many shelves? Because for Most of Us, it works. Put down your $6 chai drink, do it better and stop bitching.

  58. MS Bob meet Mrs Bob by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 2, Funny

    what about Mrs Bob?

    oh wait she went on to make min-Bobs with Bill Gates..

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  59. Re:What about Bob? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
    An entire article about MSFT's failures, and no word about Microsoft Bob?

    What's MSFT? Failures? What's this all about? Oh, sorry, wrong site, I thought I was in an exotic tropical fish board!

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  60. I can imagine a Slashdot get-together/conference by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Here are some of the funny jokes you might get to hear:

    1)

    "What time is it?"

    "I don't know, my watch just blue-screened, it must be running TEH WINDOWZE"

    2)

    "Johnny just got Doom III, let's go check it out on his computer."

    "Is it going run? He's using Windows XP"

    3)

    "Want to try "

    " Do I have to boot into Windows? I hate doing it." (actually, some of the editors have gone for this in actual article headlines)

    4)

    Any scenario involving a computer freezing at a presentation/workshop:

    scenario a, using windows: "HAHA, WINDOWS IS TEH SUCKS."

    scenario b, using linux: "HAHA, DID YOU INSMOD WINDOWS???"

    The list goes on and on. I wish people would get over it. Yes, Linux is now somewhat usable for a normal human being that doesn't want to invest 4 hours reading up 4 tree levels deep of manpages. Yes, Linux is stable. Why can't you just be happy with this and enjoy yourself?

    Can you imagine Luddites visiting a place with a loom 20 years later and going "Your sweater didn't turn out right? I guess your loom froze!! HAHAHAHA" This is how I feel every time I see this sentiment on Slashdot.

  61. If you're a monpoly by doinky · · Score: 1

    You can make almost as many mistakes as you can afford. And Microsoft is a big honkin' monopoly. That Windows cash cow can fund ten thousand Bobs per year if it needs to.

  62. Re:I would like to dedicate this post by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    Uh, the 6510 CPU in the C64 normally operated at 1 Mhz. You could get it to doublespeed (2 Mhz) by simply switching off the video driver through code.

  63. Re:ActiMates Barney = evil by Tackhead · · Score: 1
    > When I was working at a software store we got one of the Barney's in. We used to cover up the eyes of Barney for a few mintues at a time just to hear the complaints that he would start saying.

    Yeah, that Barney... we had one at the office for a few weeks. Near-universal reaction was "this thing is evil".

    Did anyone ever succeed in h4x0r1ng one? We were thinking that if we reverse-engineered some of the protocols, we could get a bunch of them to talk to each other and do evil Skynettish things, but our "project" never got past the "that'd be cool in a sick sort of way" stage.

  64. Re:I would like to dedicate this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But does it run Lunix?!

  65. In Case of Slashdotting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's O'Reilly's take... it's kind of quick, though:

    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You are a terrorist! Cut his mic! Cut his mic! Shut up! Shut up! Shut your mouth! Shut up!

  66. my favorite quote by sanermind · · Score: 1
    Windows Server 2003, evolved from Windows NT and Windows 2000 and is lauded by Davis as "an enterprise-grade operating system without too many qualifications."

    of course it's taken out of context. This is /. remember ;)
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  67. Re:I would like to dedicate this post by Kinetix303 · · Score: 1

    C=64 was native at 1MHz. If you're going to attempt to be funny, at least fact-check.

  68. push by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    remember "push" technology? channels all over my desktop. just what i always wanted. this was the big thing with IE4 and netscape 4 just had to copy it. this is innovation?

  69. This is the scary part by cparisi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft it not afraid to lose millions on random attempts at gaining market share. They can keep trying and trying until they succeed, and drive other companies out of business. If they fail, oh well. Lessons learned and try again.

  70. Journalistic critique by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Yet Microsoft has trouble whenever it tries to grow outside of this core competency"

    Is competency really the correct word to use here?

  71. They all do this... by MrEnigma · · Score: 1

    I think all companies have large amounts of failures, or actually one big one.

    The thing is they don't want it to look bad, so they don't cut their losses, but keep throwing money into it, hoping it will catch on. When it doesn't they lose even more.

    I think it's expected that things won't catch on, and some things just sounded better than they actually were.

    What does this say for their prized "Microsoft Innovation" however.

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  72. ummm... no by boarder · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sure Maggie can read that spreadsheet... assuming she has the same or newer version of Excel... and that she has all the (virus friendly) macros turned on... and that she has the Toolpack Addins installed.

    I used to do support for a large number of purely office users (business office managers, secretaries, etc). I was always fielding questions as to why they couldn't open one person's document or why another person couldn't open theirs. This was at a large public university, so funds weren't just growing on trees; therefore we couldn't just upgrade everytime MS did. Also, with every upgrade there are some tool/method/appearance changes; this means that Maggie has to relearn how to do her special tasks (not all of them, but some).

    It just felt to me that with every Office upgrade, MS tried to do something dramatically different (as opposed to just fixing bugs or giving speed increases). And when you have a large number of users set in their ways (working nicely and efficiently), changing them on a regular basis is not a good idea.

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    1. Re:ummm... no by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. Are you sure you actually worked with Office? Did you ever get anyone 's problems fixed? The reason I ask is because I've been supporting various Microsoft software (including Office) to smaller and larger degrees since 1995. And not only has the interface not changed appreciably in the majority of releases (though some new features are always added - even if they suck), but it has ALWAYS been able to read older versions of the various types of documents. Going the other direction can sometimes be difficult, sure, but if you are adding a feature that effects the formatting, and that feature is used, then why would it be surprising that old apps don't recognize the new feature?

      I thought ./ encourage people NOT to make things up?

    2. Re:ummm... no by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      And not only has the interface not changed appreciably in the majority of releases (though some new features are always added - even if they suck), but it has ALWAYS been able to read older versions of the various types of documents. Going the other direction can sometimes be difficult, sure, but if you are adding a feature that effects the formatting, and that feature is used, then why would it be surprising that old apps don't recognize the new feature?

      That was the point of grandparent's comment... Bob in accounting running ExcelXP sends Maggie (running Excel 98... or 95 even) a spreadsheet that she can't open. I don't necessarily agree with his point (since the same is true with most any software - backwards compatibility is easy [and necessary] while forwards compatibility is a bitch).
      However, he was refuting great-grandparent... that MS has been providing standards through their line of software that OSS can't - and his argument was that Maggie can open Bob's spreadsheet... this as opposed to Maggie running StarOffice and Bob running OpenOffice or something.

      -T

    3. Re:ummm... no by sogoodsofarsowhat · · Score: 1

      hmmmm... maybe END USERS asked for all those things. No i dont mean me and you. I mean Maggie and other folks. Whatever, for some reason people keep using the stuff, and maybe just maybe, thats why MS has been so darn successful. Hate to say it, but MS's stack of cash proves clearly that they delivered what the masses wanted....even if the masses dont really know what the need or want...

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    4. Re:ummm... no by coronaride · · Score: 1

      don't even go there..lest i bring up my experience with saving a term paper (typed up on a linux based word processor) to a format that said processor could not re-open. that's absurd! microsoft is king cheese for apps.

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    5. Re:ummm... no by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      How long ago was this?

      The Office file formats have actually been fairly stable since Office 97 (and to an extent before that). They've added, but have managed to more or less maintain backwards compatibility with older office versions. Workbooks created in Office XP will still open just fine in Office 97.. with a few newer features missing. The same works in reverse...

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    6. Re:ummm... no by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      and his argument was that Maggie can open Bob's spreadsheet... this as opposed to Maggie running StarOffice and Bob running OpenOffice or something.

      OSS, in this regard, is little different from MS

      Will Maggie, using OO.o v1.1 be able to open Bob's spreadsheet, created with OO.o v4, created 5 years from now??

      Yes, but only if Bob saves it in the appropriate format/version. Same as with MSOffice. Office XP can save back to Office 97 format.

    7. Re:ummm... no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought ./ encourage people NOT to make things up?

      Boy, are you in for a rude awakening.

      Not only does it NOT encourage people to stop making stuff up, half the time the made-up crap will be modded all the way up to +5, in spite of the many responses pointing out why it's a crock.

    8. Re:ummm... no by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      It just felt to me that with every Office upgrade, MS tried to do something dramatically different (as opposed to just fixing bugs or giving speed increases).

      There's no money in speed increases and bug fixes. No one, not even M$, charges for service packs. People don't pay for fast software; they pay for fast hardware and feature-rich software.

      For ethical reasons I despise Microsoft. For business reasons I try to learn from them. For religious reasons I stick pins in a voodoo doll of Bill Gates while casting spells to leech his mana...

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    9. Re:ummm... no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a crock, mod it up!

    10. Re:ummm... no by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, that upgrade is free. Who cares if OO.o 1.1 doesn't read it in that case?

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    11. Re:ummm... no by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      You're living in the dark. Read up on Microsofts history, and you'll see that it's not customer appreciation that keeps people running MS software!

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    12. Re:ummm... no by sogoodsofarsowhat · · Score: 1

      AH but lest you forget i lived it buddy. Thanks for asking. Im not saying MS is right or wonderful, but they HAVE been able to capture the market. They do this by convincing people that MS is the way to go. Just becuase you and I know better doesnt mean that MS has less CASH in the bank. Hell for decades people wanted cigarettes (that were killing them) funny but people are like that. So why dont you go back and do a little reading and overview and you will see that yes while MS may not be a favorite of any of ours, you must respect that they so far have kicked everybodies ass (including the DOJ's) and taken names. They have 45 billion points of proof. And you sir are still living at home in your parents basement! :P

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    13. Re:ummm... no by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      OK, that was spooky. I'm heading to college in a week, so it won't be accurate anymore then, but the fact that I am, in fact, staying in my parents basement while I save for college, is accurate.

      Of course, I'm only 20, so it's not like it's scary "45 year old guy living in his basement" scary, but still...

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  73. Re:I can imagine a Slashdot get-together/conferenc by 1010011010 · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine Luddites visiting a place with a loom 20 years later and going "Your sweater didn't turn out right? I guess your loom froze!! HAHAHAHA" This is how I feel every time I see this sentiment on Slashdot.

    How about... "Your sweater didn't turn out right? HAHA! Maybe your Loom Activation Key expired!"

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  74. XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon Now by gorbachev · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm betting the XBox and the various side projects associated with it (XBox Live! and the whole home entertainment center strategy) will be Microsoft's highest profile failure in a year or two.

    When Sony publishes their next generation video game console and starts putting some serious effort into their home entertainment center strategy, it's going to be game over for M$. I have absolutely no doubts about that.

    XBox sales, both hw and sw, are lagging way behind projections, as are XBox Live! subscriptions. M$ is losing an arm and a leg on XBox and the losses are growing, not going down quarter to quarter. Some analysts are estimating losses on XBox to reach $1.7B by the end of 2003.

    They can not sustain this for that much longer, even if they are swimming on money.

    And I'm speaking as an owner of an XBox system (I know, I should be ashamed for buying M$).

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  75. want a good laugh? by asv108 · · Score: 1

    Read the The Road Ahead.

  76. Success breeds failure by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    If you are afraid to succeed, you will never fail.

    Boy, this is easier then it looks.

  77. Microsoft - IBM by sirmikester · · Score: 1

    Quote : Microsoft's fate might be as tied to personal computers as IBM's was tied to mainframes.

    IBM's fate wasn't sealed by the death of mainframes, they have adapted quite well to the current marketplace conditions in my opinion. I'm not sure that microsoft will fare as well if its desktop monopoly fades, its made far too many enemies...

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  78. Re:What about Bob? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    We don't mention his name around here...

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  79. M$ Access by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

    I don't know if people remember, but before Access was a database, it used to be Microsofts answer to Crosstalk/Smarterm and the ilk (dialup communications). They scuttled the project and later resurected the name for the database.

  80. Failure is fine by sstory · · Score: 0

    The thing that separates America from some of the numerous runners-up is the willingness to try, and the ability to blow-off failure, coupled with a system which permits people to try to do things without crushing them in regulation and beaurocracy. As other countries like China liberalize their rules, the system begins to work there too. When countries like France saddle new efforts with too many unions, permits, requirements, regulations, their economy suffers (I'm not talking about the effects of the embargo, look at the problems they were having before that). One of the great things about this country is that we have some requirements which only apply when companies get to a certain size and can withstand their cost. If you want to learn where wealth comes from, you should observe the different systems different countries/communities have. Some enable the activities which generate wealth, some hinder it, to varying degrees.

    1. Re:Failure is fine by Comatose51 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Very true. I think any student of American history in general would notice that there are many more failures than successes. Specifically, the early American military had no real strategy and did not have enough junior officers. It faltered so many times (such as the horribly executed invasion of Canada) that it was nothing less than a miracle that America survived two wars with Great Britain intacted. However, in the end, it is the war, not the battles losted, that matters. Failure is alright as long as one learns and do not repeat it. Like my boss once told me, "If it doesn't work the first or even the second time, why do you think doing the exact same thing the third time would be any different?"

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  81. MSX Anyone ? by DVega · · Score: 1
    From MSX FAQ:
    "A funny remark was that when MSX seemed to be succesful, Microsoft said MS in MSX means MicroSoft, but after 1986, when MSX seemed not as succesful as Microsoft had hoped, they denied that..."
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  82. In the graphics arena... by rexguo · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's Talisman initiative also failed miserably. Talisman presentation: http://research.microsoft.com/MSRSIGGRAPH/96/Talis man. The now defunct 3Dfx Voodoo totally kicked its ass.

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    1. Re:In the graphics arena... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Sure, but like so many other MS failures, it led to, or contributed in a large way to, shining successes; DirectX in this case.

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  83. Yes, but.... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    If your failures land you in court, you can take satisfaction that you've joined an elite crowd...

  84. Bad analogy by Sevn · · Score: 1

    King Kong died. He fell off his perch and fell very
    fast. He then proceeded to mess up a bunch of road
    and create a traffic hazard. That and the Federal
    Gov't wasn't looking the other way when King Kong
    did his thing.

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  85. Article by corgicorgi · · Score: 1

    This comment contained copyrighted text and was removed at the request of the copyright owner.

  86. Anybody remembering MSX? by nxxuzzzvvnn · · Score: 1

    Afaik they were deep into some long forgotten 8Bit Homecomputerstandard called MSX which only was successful in Japan for some time.

  87. Re:What about Bob? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Actually, Netscape deserves the blame for HTML email.

  88. No mention of my favourite technet article... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Funny
  89. Re:Abe Lincoln: failed at being President too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Many would say he failed at being President. He failed to reach a non-military solution to the problems at hand (state's rights, tarrifs punishing the South, slavery) and instead invaded. At least he tried to get a southerner to "put down
    the rebellion", but R. E. Lee was smarter than that....


    How many of you have stood on the battlefield at Gettysburg,
    PA and thought how over 50,000 men died due to the policies
    of one leader. How many of you are aware of the crimes
    against humanity (as we now call them) done in his name
    and with him as Commander In Chief? For example,
    burning farms, businesses, and homes plus raping the
    women from Atlanta to Savannah and in the Shenandoah
    valley.


    And we build a monument to him and name tanks after his
    generals. Many STILL suffer from his policies.....

  90. A couple more of Microsoft's forgotten mistakes by DogIsMyCoprocessor · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Getting involved in a land war in Asia
    • Going in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line
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  91. Microsoft Failures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's is a failure shouldn't be able to the OSS office aide, and failed at least we know the hopes people are not hidden. There's a famous cliche that forces companies get mentioned a good one punch. Although, you are recycled from its monopoly if they have acted differently, including the posibilty that'll it'l send men in finding a better OS to give you will this sentiment on something is just lame in Montana... Wait, Microsoft has failed several times before it does not intending to the ones they likely to collectors everywhere due the two - YOU FAIL IT! Until this sentiment on a haven for it better to limp along with MANY technologies that field isn't computing, and enjoy yourself?

  92. Re:I would like to dedicate this post by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

    ... and the X Window System, and Digital GEM, and IIRC the Apple IIgs also had some sort of windowed interface that was similar to whatever that GUI BIOS is (Phoenix?).

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  93. Re:I would like to dedicate this post by Atomizer · · Score: 1

    2 Mhz was only on the C= 128 and the 40 column video switched off for that. The 80 column video worked just fine at 1 Mhz and 2 Mhz. If you switched off the C= 64 video you got a small boost, but it wasn't even close to double. The number that sticks in my head is some where between 5-15%. And the processor speed never actually increased. I think it just stopped getting interupts from the video chip, until you told it to turn back on.

  94. Damn their eyes... by tyroneking · · Score: 1

    ... that darn' evil M$oft; trust them to be truly evil and stupid and hide their stupid and evil mistakes. I knew there was a reason I didn't like them.

    Why I ought'a ... switch to that there Lee-nux them there hippies keep squak'n 'bout ...

    Darn' tootin'

  95. microsoft cooks books too by bani · · Score: 1

    http://www.techtv.com/news/newsbriefs/story/0,2419 5,3387048,00.html

  96. Missed a major failure-in-progress by TekPolitik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .NET - IT departments are starting to realise what .NET is all about and fleeing in droves. A year ago you'd get them asking if you'd be supporting .NET and hoping the answer was "yes", now they're asking about .NET and hoping the answer is "no".

  97. That is so untrue by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    [spoiler alert]


    Young Mr. Lincoln saved those Clay boys and proved that it was John Palmer Cass that did the stabbing.

    If that wasn't an innovative use of the Farmer's Almanac to prove it couldn't have been moon bright, I don't know what is!

  98. Re:Failures don't matter (O/T) by zaxus · · Score: 1

    You failed at failing me :(



    So I succeeded? :-)
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  99. I guess by MagicBox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a lot of other companies start projects that fail, but probbably MS's get a lot more media coverage and publicity, since they are so huge. Also MS has a tendency to boast about new products and projects like there's no tomorrow. I guess they coined the term vaporware for a long time.

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  100. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are always two sides. I'm pretty sure that you could go on like that about any leader in history. By leading one bunch of people, the leader hurts another bunch.

    After all, wasn't America founded on a revolution?

  101. My rules to live by by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    In order to interpret the article I must rely on my core views. I have only three rules I live by: 1) Never trust someone elses' conclusions. 2) Never tell anyone everything you know.

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  102. Microsoft Bob by spacemky · · Score: 1

    I've seen several people comment about Microsoft Bob... If you don't know of, or don't remember MS BOB, check out http://toastytech.com/guis/bob.html

    Also the rest of this site is quite entertaining....

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  103. MSX? Xenix? by meehawl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh how quickly they forget. MSX? Windows 1.0? MS Xenix? The not-so-compatible 1980s MS-DOS Compatibles? The list goes on and on...

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    1. Re:MSX? Xenix? by ruyon · · Score: 1

      I don't think MSX was a failure. Although it was virtually unknown to the North America(which is not the center of the whole world, btw), it had huge market share in Japan, Korea, Russia, and some countries in Europe. In 80's Korea, it was almost 50:50 with Apple II(+/e).

    2. Re:MSX? Xenix? by plugger · · Score: 1

      You forgot Edlin. =)

      (Bizarrely enough, that link suggests that it is still included in Windows).

      I still vaguely remember the edlin tutorial in the ms-dos manual: "Yours Sincerely, I.M.Sharpe".

    3. Re:MSX? Xenix? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Xenix is not a failure, it is a shining success. Even the link you cite suggests so:

      Xenix varied from its System 7 origins by incoporating elements from BSD, and soon possessed the most widely installed base of any UNIX flavor due to the popularity of the inexpensive x86 processor, although the port created for Tandy computers proved to be more robust.

      Once again, microsoft proves that stability isn't everything.

      Anyway Xenix sold very well for Microsoft (I don't know if it made them any money) but they got interested in other projects and stopped selling it. They sold it to SCO and SCO certainly made money on it. It was the only worthwhile Unix for the 286 and they also ported it to 386 long before the advent of SCO Unix as suggested by the article. It was amazingly useful on a 286 with one meg of ram, I often had four virtual consoles going on mine. TONS of point of sale and dedicated minicomputer systems (like order entry with terminals, you see) are STILL running Xenix.

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  104. MSN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget MSN. Didn't it start out as an attempt to build a proprietry internet , seperated from the real thing and would only be accessable through Windoze boxes?

  105. A few differences by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Abe wrote his own speeches.
    Abe started out poor and had to work for everything he got.
    Abe worked hard to educate himself.
    Abe was never saved again and again and again from repeated business failures by friends/supplicants to his family.
    Abe was forced by circumstances into military action, designed to save the country.
    Abe was elected President.

    1. Re:A few differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say something about Bush needing to go see some theatre, but the SS probably read /.

    2. Re:A few differences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C:\> type FBIFILES\ANONCWRD.TXT

      File not found

  106. Unfortunately they still win in the end by nzyank · · Score: 0

    No matter what failures, mistakes, screwups they've had, we're still stuck with them and they still win.

    The average person could not care less about Linux or any other alternative. Bottom line is they want to play solitaire or write email or look at family photos. Did you really care about the OS on your Commodore 64 or did you want to play games on it when you were a kid (this is directed at typical people, not uber-geeks).

    I hate MS and everything they stand for, but I still make a better living on Windows machines than I ever did on Linux machines.

    Sorry, sad, but true.

    1. Re:Unfortunately they still win in the end by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      Not sad at all. They win becuse they try and try again. MS actually innovates more than most people here give them credit for. Innovations USUALLY FAIL. So if you Innovate, you will have failures, plain and simple.

      After failing once or twice, they'll try again and finally succeed because they learned from their previous mistakes. THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE.

      The "problem" with Linux is that is does not address the needs of 90% of the computing population. So it's no wonder it's not king of the hill on the desktop and in the den. Nor should it be! If it was, then you and everyone like you would be left out in the cold, Linux would BE Windows. There is a place for Windows and there is a place for Linux and they both occupy those spaces.

      So there is absolutely nothing "sad" about the current situation for Windows OR Linux users.

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    2. Re:Unfortunately they still win in the end by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      You'd be suprised.

      Personally, I don't like either of them, but MS has been quite thorough in destroying the competiton.

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  107. I know people who pour molten lead in their shorts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well, no I don't, not really.

    But I do know people who like the sound of fingernails on a blackboard - which is pretty close to Clippy.

  108. No microsoft Mistake will be forgotten by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    as long as there is /.

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    1. Re:No microsoft Mistake will be forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aha! So OSDNs long term plan is to get bought by Microsoft?

  109. Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by gillbates · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft completely missed the boat on the low-cost Intel server bandwagon. After 10 years of Windows NT technology (yeah, it's built into W2K and XP too), Microsoft has failed to gain even an appreciable share in the Intel server market.

    Microsoft has been saying for years that Windows NT/2000/XP is an alternative to UNIX, and later Linux, but their attempt to penetrate the UNIX market has been an abject failure. I think Microsoft is slowly starting to realize that catchy phrases like "Enterprise Class Computing" and "Mission Critical" don't fool the UNIX crowd.

    Granted, I'm not trying to troll, but it seems to me that UNIX and mainframe folks have a much different expectation of reliability and uptime than Microsoft, and Microsoft has been slow in realizing this. At this point, the reliability of WinXP is inconsequential; Microsoft has been so successful on the desktop that they will be forever known as a desktop vendor. When people think of Microsoft, they think of butterflies and games and multimedia - not exactly the images one wants to associate with their "mission critical server" vendor. This, combined with their hostile attitude toward UNIX and the open source philosophy practically gaurantees that Microsoft will never be accepted as anything more than a toy by the UNIX crowd.

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    1. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by Comatose51 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True but when you an entire generation of people raised on MS Windows they might be more amicable to MS at the enterprise level when they are old enough to hold jobs and even become managers. In the minds of many people, Microsoft and computing are tied together. I think this is something MS have been trying to push for. They're very generous with their software at my university, especially for the CS majors. Of course, that doesn't really matter when it goes up against GNU C and Linux since those two are free to start with. However, there's also a push by MS for professors to use their products and teach in C# as well.

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    2. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by Osty · · Score: 1

      After 10 years of Windows NT technology (yeah, it's built into W2K and XP too), Microsoft has failed to gain even an appreciable share in the Intel server market.

      Just a small nitpick. XP is not a server operating system. It's analogous to Windows 2000 Professional, a workstation OS. If you're talking about competition in the server space, you should change "XP" to "W2K3".

    3. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, and so was the whole internet thing. Remember when Windows for Workgroups came out? Remember Trumpet WinSock and third party TCP/IP stacks, and the pain of getting Mosaic to work? When MS "missed the boat" with NetBIOS over NetBEUI? I do. I first installed (Debian 0.96) Linux when Windows WAS still a 16 bit toy, 9 years ago.

      MS sure turned that around, didn't they?

    4. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see the numbers on this.

      You say that Microsoft will forever be thought of as games and multimedia, but much of their "enterprise" level software aimed at small business seem to be quite successful. I have no official numbers myself but judging by the media as well as my own personal work experience, I see many people embracing Microsoft for their server software.

      The truth is that Windows and *nix occupy similar computing spaces..but they also occupy different ones. *nix seems to be good for purposes requiring low cost, open development and/or flexibilty. Microsoft seems to be good for purposes requiring support, ease of use and quick development.

      You can say that Windows has "failed to penetrate the UNIX market". You can also say that the Unix market has failed, and will never, penetrate the Windows market. Part of the Unix crowd deems Microsoft as a toy, but I think it's more out of FUD and personal, philosophical hatred than sheer merit.

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    5. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by naelurec · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just think about where Microsoft has gone in the past 10 years (Windows 3.11 for workgroups to Windows 2003 server) -- and in another 10 or so, where could it be? When MS released WinCE to compete with Palm, people laughed it off. When MS released IE, people laughed at it as an inferior browser to Netscape ... Microsoft Word? haha.. everyone had Wordperfect. Never under estimate MS. Plain and simple. If MS needs to build Windows on a *nix core in order to have the entire enterprise running on the MS platform, then by all means, they will do it. plain and simple. Just because something doesn't work today doesn't mean that it won't become the defacto standard tomorrow.

    6. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Microsoft has been so successful on the desktop that they will be forever known as a desktop vendor. When people think of Microsoft, they think of butterflies and games and multimedia - not exactly the images one wants to associate with their "mission critical server" vendor.

      What made Microsoft a successful vendor of Windows-based server products - I'm referring to NT here - is that the desktop and the server were superficially the same thing, but of course not the same thing. They were managed, configured, and generally treated like the same operating system even though their requirements and capabilities are very different, and of course, they run the same software. This advantage can not be overlooked.

      Of course now Microsoft has only one product. The older version of it, with less bundled software, is the desktop operating system - Windows XP. The newer version of it, with more bundled software, becomes the basis for the server product - Windows 2003. Windows 2000 is your alternate server package, because people see it as more stable, but as my experience with it has been rather poorer than that with XP, I am forced to ignore that.

      I'm not sure I have a clear idea of where this current scheme will take Microsoft. On one hand, this minimizes the differences between client and server versions of windows, and in theory Longhorn will be the time when they are finally made whole. Then microsoft can concentrate on bringing everything else to end of life, and work on the current product, and NT/embedded, hopefully eventually killing off wince as well.

      Windows is getting more stable all the time. It lags behind linux in some types of functionality (notably networking) but you can never forget the vast array of available software. It will be a long time before linux has a chance to get that kind of support. The continuing trend of PCs available with linux which will run windows software is probably the only thing that can get us there. It will give people a chance to get used to Unix, one application at a time.

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    7. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by VGR · · Score: 1

      This was, in my opinion, proven out twenty years ago. Businesses have trouble taking something that has a lot of pretty colors seriously. That is why IBM PCs became dominant in offices: because they originally had Monochrome Display Adapters, which were capable of text modes only. That made them "serious" machines.

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    8. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Are you kidding?

      Microsoft owns well over 50% of this market and they are still growing! They ate SCO for breakfest and badly damaged Novell.

      Yes Linux is here but most studies show it replacing Risc Unix boxes. This trend is continuing. Linux and MS are both gaining and Unix is losing.

      I suppose one could make an argument that Unix is still around and it was pronounced dead by the pro -MS press at ziff davis but it just is not as flexible as Unix.

      Windows2k an Windows2k3 is about as stable and bugfree as unix. Don't pretend it isn't. It really is if you ask any professional administrator. NT4 was a different story. Windows2k3 from the benchmarks I have seen show it can really scale better then w2k on 32-way boxes. Windows is catching up.

      In this new age of cost cutting FreeBSD and Linux may start replacing NT in the future. Proprietary apps written in .net and vb will further increase the demand for Windows. Remember the phb's like uniform platforms and standards. If Windows can run in a given environment then it will be chosen.

      Odd since NT was the unix killer because of its price and it could run on intel hardware. It turns out Linux beat them at its own game and has the pluss of flexibilty that Unix brings.

    9. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by Yankovic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, Microsoft has 60%+ of the server market. I would call that appreciable.

    10. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has failed to gain even an appreciable share in the Intel server market.

      Huh? Are you trolling or just ignorant? They're #1 and have been for a long time.

      Compare Microsoft's server record to their old rivals, such as Novell (File'n'Print Forever!) and IBM (Pretend OS/2 is a desktop OS!), and the marketing of Windows NT looks pretty damn good. As did the sales.

    11. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think the distinction is not ideology vs merit, it's a question of what defines a server. Ask your typical UNIX guy and your typical MS guy the following questions:

      - Should a server ever crash? (MS guy: no, UNIX guy: yes)
      - Should a server have to be rebooted to install maintenance patches (MS guy: yes, UNIX guy: no)
      - Should a server be shut down if one of the CPUs catches on fire? (MS guy: of course, UNIX guy: I'd hope not)
      - If you have a business need to do something for which there is no pre-packaged commercial solution, what do you do? (MS guy: there is no such scenario, UNIX guy: do it yourself)

    12. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >When people think of Microsoft, they think of
      >butterflies and games and multimedia

      Remember when they missed the boat completely, and games, multimedia, and a consumer-oriented internet became the primary forces driving the pc market?

      The decisions that MS made way back then are still being carried out. The Brontosaurus brain woke up late in 1996. The tail is still in the middle of it's morning wags from then.

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    13. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by f0rt0r · · Score: 1
      Actually, if you do enough checking, you will find Window NT Workstation and Server WERE the same thing.

      Here are a few links about it->
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    14. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      That's nice, but I'm talking about Windows 3.1 and Windows NT 3.1. Then, fast forward to Windows 95, and NT 4.0. In each case, we have the server operating system getting the interface from the basic user operating system.

      I know that NT workstation was the same OS as server, but I'm personally aware of many more sites which used NT as a Server and 16 bit windows as a client than NT all around, back in those days. Hell even now there are still sites with the majority of clients on Win9x and NT servers.

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    15. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I see many people embracing Microsoft for their server software.

      So do I, which is the problem. Small businesses think that server management is as simple as buying a Win2K machine and plugging it in - but that's a different rant. I don't see midsize and large corporations adopting Windows for anything but web servers and file and print services. I don't know of anyone who can afford UNIX or mainframe hardware who puts their critical data on MS systems. Granted, Windows might scale to 32 processors, but anyone who can afford a 32 processor server isn't likely to run Windows on it. And yes, some of it is just plain FUD; some of it is the fact that people get set in their ways; but I think that most of it is the fact that the UNIX philosophy is very appealing to programmers. Even though I learned to program on Windows, UNIX is still my platform of choice.

    16. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      But the difference in tone between my post and the post I responded to was that in my post I was trying to make a point that Windows is being adopted and not completely shunned. I agree in that most of Microsoft's business software is in small to midsize corporations. I don't think this makes it any less of a threat given that the market for small and midsize business is huge.

      The other point I was trying to make is that Microsoft fills a certain niche in the business world and that this niche is no small role.

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    17. Re:Linux is Microsoft's biggest failure... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      Well your post seemed to hint that it IS a question of ideology. Maybe it is. But I think your questions are very much skewed.

      The questions that I would've picked might have gone something like:

      - Is it better to put a half working product out there and be quick to market or to put a full-working product out there slow to market? (MS: half working product out fast; UNIX: full-working product out slow)

      - What should drive software? Business or innovation? (MS: business; UNIX: innovation)

      - What's more important? Contributing to the tech community and advancing ideas or private business? (MS: private business; UNIX: advancing ideas)

      Anwyay you get my drift. The questions you provided touched upon how servers should function and that's debatable whether you're Microsoft or not. I mean I don't really see how your questions translate into why Microsoft will fail as they've been pretty successful so far and for good reason.

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  110. Risk is part of business by corgicorgi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whoever that wrote this probably don't know much about managing a business. In any business, you have to take risks. The difference between a sucessful business and one that is not, is being able to calculate your risks by recognizing its cost and profit. MS's "failure" maybe more apparent because the dollar amount they invest on pushing out a product is more than a small company's entire budget. But that's just scaling. Any company will find some of its investment a hit, and some are miss. You can list all the battles MS has lost in, but I think in the end MS has won the war (ie. it is successful in overall).

    The fact that MS has the infrastructure to invest in so many areas of the market and the backing to take some losts is a sign of a successful company.

    1. Re:Risk is part of business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Whoever that wrote this probably don't know much about managing a business.

      Check the writer's bio. I think he does.

  111. Nobody bats a thousand by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I disaprove of MSFT business practices as much as anybody. But I am in awe of msft's financial success.

    Can anybody name as very successful company that has never made any big mistakes?

  112. .NET by CanadaDave · · Score: 1

    Add .NET/C# to the list of Microsoft failures. C#, reminds of J++ or whatever they had for a while. What a failure that was.

    1. Re:.NET by Comatose51 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would be cautious about a premature judgment. Nothing is a failure until MS gives up on it.

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    2. Re:.NET by CanadaDave · · Score: 1

      Haven't they given up already? Look at the amount of advertising. There is basically none anymore. Or at least their audience has changed. When I was in undergraduate in 2001-2002 they were promoting it tons to the students, and now they aren't promoting it at all to students. I think it's because they were promoting the WinXP/.NET combination when WinXP came out. But now that promotion for XP has died down so has .NET promotion. But still I don't see any evidence anywhere for .NET and I never here anyone in IT or any development area talking about it.

  113. Good work... by EZmagz · · Score: 1
    What a great read (I type this as I reimage a laptop full of MS goodies, wondering if this customer REALLY needs MS Streets 2003)! Although no big corporation is immune from making bad marketing decisions and mistakes, it IS fun to see the Evil Empire folley here and there. After all, who didn't think stuff like the Microsoft Home campaign was a bit obsessive?

    At least we don't have to worry about this kind of marketing from MS today...oh wait. Nevermind.

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  114. Some things *are* worth dying for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Or at least risking your life over.

    And ending slavery is about as good an example I can think of.

    And which "one leader" are you talking about? Jefferson Davis? Or the leader of the SC troops who fired on Ft Sumter?

    1. Re:Some things *are* worth dying for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lincoln didn't end slavery and he didn't fight to end slavery.

      What he DID do was to emancipate slaves living in the breakaway states (not those that were still part of the Union, note) in hopes that they would uprise and be another bee in the South's bonnet.

      He wasn't freeing them. He was using them.

    2. Re:Some things *are* worth dying for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh.. that's a pretty sloppy definition of "using someone." I don't think releasing someone in hopes that they'd revolt against their oppressors as abuse. Usually abuse involves holding a gun to someone's head, blackmail, chains, whips, or beatings.

      The truth is, white northerners couldn't end slavery without the black slaves in the south revolting. So yeah, Abe was right in hoping freed black folks would help out too. After all, the slaves, you could say, were imbedded among the white slave owners, and in some areas probably outnumbered the whites.

      Get over it. The Union won.

    3. Re:Some things *are* worth dying for by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      ::Get over it. The Union won.

      Really, where's the peace treaty, or the Executive Order ending hostilities?

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    4. Re:Some things *are* worth dying for by 0123456 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The truth is, white northerners couldn't end slavery without the black slaves in the south revolting."

      All they had to do was eliminate the Fugitive Slaves Acts which _forced_ northerners to send escaped slaves back to their owners... once slaves knew that if they got to a northern state they'd be free, slavery would have been impossible to sustain. The US government was the only thing keeping slavery viable, and could have ended it peacefully at any time.

      Lincoln's war was an utter disaster which destroyed constitutional government and created the hideous racial relations which have existed ever since: had slavery simply become non-viable and faded away there would have been no reason for the south to have such a chip on its shoulder over being defeated in a war with the north.

      "the slaves, you could say, were imbedded among the white slave owners, and in some areas probably outnumbered the whites."

      Why do you think that all slave owners were white? Free black people in the south owned slaves, and also fought for the south against Lincoln's armies.

  115. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by bmajik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    bollocks. xbox live has smashed projections and MS has the highest game-attach rate of any modern console.

    Xbox is not a failure. KOTOR has been selling like hot cakes since its release last week. MS has come into an industry dominated by sony and already displaced nintendo in the US for the #2 spot. MS has the #1 online system for consoles after less than a year.

    Sony is slowly recalling their previous PS3 hype and backpedalling on all their statements about PS3. Thats the penalty for cranking out hype way ahead of itme ot try and buy time to make something real. It worked to kill the dreamcast, but it wont work with xbox.

    (see also: PS3 WONT have the Cell chip in it)

    Xbox will probably not beat PS2 for this generation, but i do expect it to reach parity. PS3 vs XBox2 is a level playing field, IMO.

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  116. Failures often precede greatness.. by gatekeep · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lots of people have said this already, but failure is a part of life. Being able to pick up the pieces and persist is what seperates the great and/or successful from the mediocre. Read up sometime about Milton Hershey Prior to founding Hershey, the candy company, he went bankrupt at least once, and started several other failed companies. The part that made him successful was his persistence and drive to succeed. After his many failures, he eventually had success and established one of the largest corporations the world has seen.

  117. Don't forget ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    They failed to take out Don Corleone not once but twice.

  118. Actually in print by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know people who swear by the latest MS press release. Until MS releases a product a genre is uninteresting and after - how could you live without it. These people do not believe Microsoft has failures.

    I don't think many of them read slashdot.

    Having an article published by a paper gives me better ammo.

  119. MS NOT a monolith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of course not! windows is a microkernel

  120. Only on Slashdot ... by Chromodromic · · Score: 1

    ... do you find some piece highlighted on the main page--from the Seattle Weekly no less, which, like the L.A. Weekly and O.C. Weekly and the Village Voice and all the others, doesn't even shy away from its position as a liberal ass-kissing RAG--that says "Everybody! Just remember! Microsoft fails all the time!"

    What's annoying about this isn't even the content of the story. It's that by posting it, it sort of confirms, or seems to confirm, that Microsoft has its foot firmly up everyone's ass. I mean, Slashdot posts a story that reminds us of how Microsoft actually, while sitting on billions, is really prone to failure?

    Uh. Okay. (Now chant in sheep-like monotone ...) Goooo Linuuuux, Goooo Linuuuuux ...

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  121. ball-less mouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the the ball-less IntelliMouse Optical mouse specifically designed for Unix programmers?

  122. YAADMSB by simetra · · Score: 1

    Yet Another Assknob Discovers Microsoft Bob

    Really, is there another point to this stupid story?

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  123. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's sad is you probably actually believe the garbage you posted.

    The fucking pathetic delusional life of a hardcore MS fanboy.

    LOSER.

  124. What about Linux's mistakes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I know I'm going to get instantly modded down for this, but remember linux's mistakes too.

    Here is a list
    1. Debian, most notable is its outdated software and horible package management such as deslect
    2. GNU hurd (need to sweep this under the rug pernamently)
    3. GTK,butt ugly and the filedialog is the wosrt of the much
    4. GIMP, no cmyk and other advanced colour models = no photoshop repleacement
    5. Mozilla, 5 years to reach 1.0, only to be replaced by firebird.
    6. Tuxkart, the Worst. Game. Ever
    7. Winmodem support, give me ALL your reasons, but the average user IS NOT GOING TO BUY A SERIAL MODEM JUST TO USE LINUX.
    8. Bad support for dual touchpad/usb mice on laptops, only solved recently.
    9. The fonts, xft and Bitsream vera helps but its still an ugly patch to the broken font system in linux
    10. Gnome, the fisher price desktop. The lack of a real file manager, back to xterm and use ls for me then. Add some features in it and it won't be laughed at.
    11. Abiword. The WORST word processor ever. Bad fonts, NO TABLE supports and looks like total mare
    12. Deluded zelots who think that linux is perfect, when it isn't, who mod this flamebait/troll/offtopic/-1
    1. Re:What about Linux's mistakes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHAT! You linux-bashing M$ zealot! This is slashdot, we are going to tar and feather you on IRC!

      (and yes, I *did* buy a USR 56k just for my linux box)

      oh, and I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!

    2. Re:What about Linux's mistakes. by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Regarding winmodem support, it's far better than you'd expect. While some brands don't have drivers, it's not a mistake of the OS developers, it's a choice of stupid modem manufacturers. Connexant and Rockwell, among others, have drivers available for their winmodem chips.

      Regarding GNU HURD, That would be a mistake of GNU, not of linux developers.

      Regarding Gimp, just because it doesn't have one or two features you want doesn't make that a mistake, it's a matter of patents and taste, if I understand correctly.

      Regarding Mozilla, it works quite well, and it's not going to be replaced by firebird any time soon. Even if it is, it's still mozilla underneath a rewritten UI. I don't see any mistakes here.

      Regarding Tuxkart, I fail to see how the fact that you don't like the game is a mistake of the OS developers.

      Regarding Gnome and Abiword, I fail to see how the former is a mistake simply because you don't like it, nor how the latter, a hugely multiplaform word processor which happened to be runnable under linux, is a mistake of Linux specifically. MS word can work on linux through WINE.

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  125. Gives credit to MS for other companies product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    MS did not invent optical mouse
    read these
    Steve Kirsch
    My Life History On One Page
    http://skirsch.com/misc/stklife.html
    Of Mice and More Mice
    http://peripherals.about.com/library/weekly/ aa0414 98.htm

    1. Re:Gives credit to MS for other companies product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only said the IntelliMouse Optical was a good product ... not that it was the first optical mouse.

  126. Re:ActiMates Barney = evil by IM6100 · · Score: 1

    I am still searching for somebody who has reverse engineered the Actimates Teletubbies, a related product.

    The Teletubbies are available really cheap now on eBay and the junk market, if you find one that's soiled and unsuitable for a child.

    The Actimates Teletubbies have an 8x10 matrix of dual color (infinite colors if you use PWM to mix the two) LEDs in it. I've gutted one and the LED matrix is proprietary but seems simple enough. The Teletubby runs on an H8 processor. I'd like to reverse engineer the display board, which has a low-pins connector, and figure out how to drive the thing with a PIC. The display board has no 'smarts' on it, nothing more than a few drive transistors, so it should be a fairly easy task. But I haven't seen a 'dissecting Actimates Teletubbies' page yet describing it all.

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  127. Lets start MBHS by MasTRE · · Score: 1

    Welcome, user, to the Microsoft Bob Historical Society!

    If ever there was an idea that was doomed from the start, it has to be Microsoft Bob. That name. It just doesn't sound right.

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  128. Dividends by pfleming · · Score: 1

    Last year they paid a dividend for the first time in history in anticipation of the largest deficit increase^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H tax cut in history. Corporations didn't want the dividend cut that Bush proposed as it benefits shareholders but not the Corps. The Administration pressured the corps to get behind this deal or never get another break from them (Bush administration)again.

  129. Not a complete list... by jbottero · · Score: 1

    When you say "Windows", I assume you mean to include products like ISA Server, SQL Server, Exchange Server, and so on, dozens of similar applications... Like it or not, some idiots are happy with these products...

  130. Microsoft needs to grow up by cmacb · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Microsoft ultimately might become a prisoner of the industry it helped create. Much like IBM, the earlier leader in computing that Microsoft trumped in the 1980s, Microsoft's fate might be as tied to personal computers as IBM's was tied to mainframes."

    Good article up to the last paragraph. Microsoft should strive to be much more like IBM, but it has waited far to long to start. IBM has a huge patent portfolio which they have been a lot more judicious in enforcing than SCO for example. They are also better diversified into the "service" sector. Microsoft has a consulting division, but they are only geared toward helping to sell Microsoft solutions, they quickly show themselves to be nothing more than technical sales reps.

    Microsoft has put it's name on mice and keyboards. Very clever, but they don't make anything. Behind IBM's outsourced hardware is a still viable manufacturing and fabrication operation (again, more fundamental research going on here). You might think of IBM as Microsoft, Dell, and Intel all rolled into one. Each of these companies can succeed or fail based on one or two key product lines. IBM became a true corporation a long time ago. Dell and Microsoft are still the product of individuals, with all the strengths and weaknesses of that approach.

    1. Re:Microsoft needs to grow up by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      It's a stupid paragraph anyway given that Microsoft software only runs on PCs, they're not trying to put it on massively parallel computers anyway. Besides, a PC becomes a microcomputer if you attach terminals to it :P

      Microsoft WANTS to be tied to PCs, inseparably in the minds of the consumer. Their whole method of attack is to make themselves just a name. Owning the name "Windows" is pure brilliance.

      Microsoft putting their name on hardware keeps their name fresh in people's minds, and when they get a chance to pick up a hardware company for cheap someplace, they'll do it. Until then it's easier and in fact cheaper to simply contract the work out. They're just keeping their options open, and using some of their vast bundle of cash to do a little market research.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Microsoft needs to grow up by swb · · Score: 1

      [IBM is] also better diversified into the "service" sector. Microsoft has a consulting division, but they are only geared toward helping to sell Microsoft solutions, they quickly show themselves to be nothing more than technical sales reps.

      I think part of reason for that is that IBM's highly diverse product line and long-standing role in the datacenter and availability of major enterprise software (think hospitals, banks, etc) requires a consulting arm.

      What's the most complicated MS enterprise system you can think of? I can only really think of a web/SQL cluster environment, which is probably complicated enough to require some kind of consulting service, but its also such a roll-your-own product that the Microsoft portion of the consulting kind of begins and ends with the OS and server configuration. The rest seems to be third party for application development.

      I'd also bet their consulting group deals with just trying to make Windows 2000 + AD + policies *work* in a large enterprise.

      The distinction probably is that MS sells software. IBM sells total *solutions*.

    3. Re:Microsoft needs to grow up by Catiline · · Score: 1

      I believe that in the Lindows suit Microsoft essentially lost their trademark on "Windows" as being too generic.

    4. Re:Microsoft needs to grow up by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I think what the ruling really says is that because it's so generic, you can't go after things which are very very similar but nonetheless different. Like, if someone made a "Boca-Cola" then they could get busted, but as we have seen, Lindows is safe.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  131. Class action lawsuit anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How about the years of mental frustration over fear of losing my data? Blue screen crashes twice a day will drive anyone nuts. It's 2 years+ later now after running Mandrake all this time I am starting to feel like storing my important data on my system is a good idea.
    Lawsuit! Mental distress!

  132. Re:Abe Lincoln...and Michael Jordan by wxyze · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There was a Nike commercial that ran a little while ago with Michael Jordan saying:

    "I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."

    I have no more love for MS and what they do and how they do it than anyone else here, but no one ever accomplishes very much without repeated failures along the way.

  133. Rhetoric by Tony · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They'd have no monopoly if they weren't big to begin with -- they certainly weren't a government granted monopoly like AT&T once was.

    No, they were an IBM-granted monopoly.

    The "chicken-and-egg" problem isn't a problem, because they got to be a monopoly by exploiting the hobbyist nature of the beginning of the personal computer revolution. Microsoft was there from the beginning; and from the beginning, they used other people's code (BASIC for the Altair, for example, which was ported from available sources; the only thing neat and original about that is the way in which it was ported, and Paul Allen was the one doing the heavy lifting).

    Before the IBM PC (and their Charley Chaplin ads), the Apple ][ was making inroads into corporate culture, though mostly through the back door. Apple did not have much legitimacy in the corporate culture of the time. So, IBM decided (on a lark, essentially) to create a hobbyist computer of their own, only geared toward corporate culture.

    Mr. Gates' mother was on the (Red Cross?) board of directors with one of the top execs of IBM. This connection was Microsoft's major break. As IBM did not take this project too seriously, they met with Bill Gates and Paul Allen, who sold them a CP/M-like operating system they had "developed" for the 8086. (In fact, they had done no such thing.)

    Once they sold IBM on the idea, they scampered back to Seattle and purchased outright the proto-DOS from a small Seattle company. Selling price: $10k. The Seattle company knew nothing about the IBM deal. Mr. Gates screwed this company, instead of dealing fairly with them (which would have involved giving him or his company a small stake in all sales of DOS).

    (At this point, a bunch of you are screaming, "But they made the deal! It was all fair!" To which I reply, no fucking way was it fair. It was exploitation, and preyed on ignorance, which is about as moral as taking sexual advantage of a mentally handicapped person. Businesses can make money without fucking over people at every possible opportunity.)

    So, with IBM's legitimacy, and Microsoft's ownership of of MS-DOS and a deal to ship this DOS with every PC, Microsoft began its PC life with the monopoly on desktop operating systems.

    When the first clones came out, Compaq should have also cloned the OS; ironically, though they weren't willing to pay royalties on the IBM BIOS, they were willing to pay for the OS.

    Those in control of Microsoft have made very cunning deals. But, yes, they *did* start off in a monopoly position of a very small market, and grew as the market grew.

    But, *completely* off-topic, let me pose this question: if Microsoft has proven it will not play fairly with other businesses (that Seattle company wasn't even a competitor at the time, but a potential partner), why should we expect them to play fairly with their customers if they don't have to?

    Microsoft's try-try-again philosophy and focused determination are why it is at the top of the heap of software companies and why they are sitting on the 45 billion in cash now.

    Hardly. Their willingness to fuck over anyone and everyone in pursuit of market dominance is the reason they are at the top of the software heap.

    --
    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    1. Re:Rhetoric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't doubt the story about Gates' connections. But keep in mind that by 1981, Microsoft BASIC was pretty much a standard microcomputer feature, and IBM would have been in contact with Gates even without the connection.

      Selling price: $10k

      Seattle Computing also ended up with a perpetual royalty-free licence to MS-DOS. This deal ended in a lawsuit and a settlement (see the book _Hard Drive_). Also, the programmer Tim Patterson now has a job for life at Microsoft and no doubt is quite rich from stock options and so on.

    2. Re:Rhetoric by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Businesses can make money without fucking over people at every possible opportunity

      But they don't. I can't think of any large successfull company that hasn't tried to screw over customers, employees, or other companies during it's lifetime.

    3. Re:Rhetoric by Cyno · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd love to find a list of all the companies and how they have screwed people over so I could link to that URL everytime I hear how good Microsoft is just because they're profitable.

    4. Re:Rhetoric by Laur · · Score: 1
      I can't think of any large successfull company that hasn't tried to screw over customers, employees, or other companies during it's lifetime.

      Yes, but the parent wasn't talking about a large, successfull company, they were talking about a small, relatively unsuccessfull company. The point is that Microsoft has been playing dirty from the beginning and has only gotten worse.

      --
      When you lose something irreplaceable, you don't mourn for the thing you lost, you mourn for yourself. - Harpo Marx
    5. Re:Rhetoric by Vryl · · Score: 1

      I believe Bill's ma was on the board of United Way with the actual president of IBM, Jim Opel.

      I think this was a big deal in the culture of IBM at the time, and Bill was handled with 'kid gloves'.

    6. Re:Rhetoric by Vryl · · Score: 1

      that was John Opel

    7. Re:Rhetoric by Keeper · · Score: 1

      The implication I was attempting to make is as follows:

      There are no large successfull companies that haven't tried to screw over customers, employees, or other companies.

      A large successfull company once upon a time had to have been a small company.

      A small company didn't become a large successfull company and suddenly become evil.

      Which implies that in order for a small company to become a large successfull company that they must screw over customers, employees, or other companies.

      The best company I ever worked for was run by a couple of people who tried their best to always do the right thing. The company was never very successfull, even though the quality of the work we produced was pretty good. They got screwed by a company trying to do the wrong thing. Guess which company went out of business, and which one is still around?

      The fact that MS did this so early during the life of their company, and their size now, underscores how much of an advantage being utterly ruthless can be.

      Playing "dirty" is a relative word. In the world of business, what you or I would consider "dirty" is standard rules for the game. Which is a sad statement, but a true one.

    8. Re:Rhetoric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP under the leadership of David Packard, upright, honest and a true gentleman.

    9. Re:Rhetoric by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      I think this was a big deal in the culture of IBM at the time, and Bill was handled with 'kid gloves'.

      Bill's dad was also a hotshot lawyer at the time. For all we know, Bill could have just been his dad's pawn.

    10. Re:Rhetoric by Vryl · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. Microsoft was Bill's second company. Traffodata I think was the first.

      Bill was a pretty cluey guy. What they did with the altair basic was legendary.

      Also, he had a rep as a mean poker player.

      Basically, the guy is a fox, very very shrewd. Having a rich, well connected family is just part of the success formula ain't it?

    11. Re:Rhetoric by doom · · Score: 1
      Not bad, as far as I know, but you missed a detail: the "small Seattle company" that produced QDOS (Quick-and-Dirty OS) which got turned into MSDOS (Microsoft Dirty OS?), had ripped off a lot of their code from Gary Killdal's CP/M, produced by Digital Research -- Killdal's name and the name "Digital Research" were found in the code... they lost the law suite, and Microsoft had to do a clean-room re-write to avoid the tainted code...

      One of the great mysteries in the story is why *did* the IBM guys pick Microsoft -- which had expertise only in languages like Basic, when they could have licensed the leading microcomputer OS of the time from Digital Research. There are multiple, minor variations of the tale around, one has it that the Digital Research guys balked at signing the NDA, and wanted to negotiate other terms. The Bill's Mom connection looks pretty suspicious, in retrospect though. There's also a rumor -- but only a rumor -- that Killdal had been fooling around with someone's wife at IBM.

      And you can continue the story further, e.g. Killdal fights back releasing a new improved DOS called Dr. DOS (pronounced Doctor Dos), which Microsoft managed to supress with some classic dirty tricks (spurious Windows errors to raise FUD about possible incompatibility) until they could clone the features in their DOS 5 release.

    12. Re:Rhetoric by aziraphale · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, I've heard this story before - many, many times. Not about Microsoft. And when it's about other companies, it's often not couched in such negative terms.

      Here's one variant of it:

      This guy was a small-time businessman, he'd dropped out of college to start a company with a few mates, and they were working on stuff they enjoyed. The product they were working on was pretty niche, and nobody really thought it would go anywhere, but they believed in it. An opportunity came along to work with a big player, and they signed up to the deal - not really knowing how to fulfil their end of the bargain, but knowing they could find some way to do it - that's just how small companies operate. In the end, they bought some obsolete equipment from some other company that couldn't really find a way to make money out of it, and then when the product took off, they ended up millionnaires...

      It's all in how you tell it, isn't it?

      It's easy to say 'Bill knew he had a multi-billion dollar business licensing DOS to IBM, and he cut out the poor saps he bought DOS from', but of course, hindsight's a wonderful thing; MS thought PCs might be big, but there was no guarantee (and until the clones came along, remember, MS was always at risk of IBM bringing out a new platform, or changing the deal). He took a business risk - licensing the software from a small business in Seattle who weren't willing or able to make a similar deal themselves. They charged what they thought it was worth. That they were proven to have grossly undercharged is their mistake - they didn't see its potential as a PC OS, or predict the PC market exploding the way it did - nobody could have. _Not_even_Bill_Gates_ knew it would work out.

      My point is, somebody makes a ten grand investment and ends up in a strong position to take over what is going to be one of the biggest markets in the world - well done him. There's no point moaning about it - just learn from it, and realise that it means everybody else needs to try harder...

    13. Re:Rhetoric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up

      Old HP was as good as they get. Trustworthy, honest, fair. Good people began it, ran it, left it. It's all in the character of the guy in charge.

    14. Re:Rhetoric by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      they lost the law suite

      I'll get you, and your mini-bar too! Hahahahaha!

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    15. Re:Rhetoric by perljon · · Score: 1

      No, they were an IBM-granted monopoly.

      You just got done saying that IBM built the PC to compete with the Apple. If the Apple was meeting the needs of its business customers (by selling a corporate image), then DOS would have not been able to sell a single copy.

      Mr. Gates' mother was on the (Red Cross?) board of directors with one of the top execs of IBM.

      This reeks of conspiracy theory. I bet at the Red Cross meeting, their discussions was based on the fact that they wanted to keep the poor people down. They were probably Jewish, right? I do business with people I know. Has a friend ever talked on your behalf for a job. It's not criminal. It's how business works. Make more for friends, stop blaiming everyone else for your lack of success, and quit being so bitter. (I know your aren't that successful, because it's impossible to think this way and be successful)

      So, with IBM's legitimacy, and Microsoft's ownership of of MS-DOS and a deal to ship this DOS with every PC, Microsoft began its PC life with the monopoly on desktop operating systems.

      Besides the fact that you've already went into detail about how they were competing with Apple, other OS's existed but failed. Microsoft's was the best ( otherwise companies wouldnt have bought it).

      At this point, a bunch of you are screaming, "But they made the deal! It was all fair!" To which I reply, no fucking way was it fair.

      It was absolutely fair. IBM went to the owner of a competing OS, and he wouldn't even see them because of some arbitrary reason. The point is that IBM dealt with Bill Gates and company because they got it done. IBM wouldn't have even found DOS if it wasn't for Bill Gates and crew. So IBM really needed an OS and was willing to pay top dollar for it. Bill Gates knew where to find an OS, and he BOUGHT it from the owner at great risk. There was no gauruntee that Bill Gates and crew weren't going to get screwed by IBM. They took great risk at buying that software. 10k was a fair price, because the risk was so high. 10k is a lot of money, especially for the very basic software at that time. Not fair would have been for Gates to steal it from the guy or even have the guy sell it to IBM and Bill take all the money. Thats not what happened. IBM was buying service and professionalism from MS along with the OS.

      If you don't think 10k is a substantial business risk, then go ahead and send me 10k for my current development projects.

      In short, you like to make it seem in your own mind that financial success is out of your reach because only people who know people get breaks (and you probably came to this conclussion after getting or giving breaks to people your know); and you are afraid to make a profit because somewhere you've equated profit with immoral; and finally, it's easier to blame everyone else and immoralize failure than actually get off your ass and take risks to reach your goals.

      Good day.

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    16. Re:Rhetoric by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      One I had always heard was that Gary was out of town when IBM showed up and that his wife wouldn't sign the NDA.

    17. Re:Rhetoric by rickchapman · · Score: 1

      As the author of a book on software marketing and of another recently released book on high-tech marketing disasters (www.insearchofstupidity.com) I feel the need to correct some of the statements here. One of the central theses of "Stupidity" is that the reason companies keep making the same mistakes again and again is that they fail to learn from history and the type of myths that a continually perpetuated by stories like these only make it worse for new companies who seek to compete.

      +++Before the IBM PC (and their Charley Chaplin ads), the Apple ][ was making inroads into corporate culture, though mostly through the back door. Apple did not have much legitimacy in the corporate culture of the time. +++

      Part of this is true. Gates' mom helped introduce IBM to MS. However, the rest is wrong. The Apple II sold very well into businesses (and I speak as the owner of an Apple II and II+ but by 1981 was clearly aging and was repositioned as a "premium" home system. The Apple III was supposed to be the successor but Apple botched its launch.

      +++So, IBM decided (on a lark, essentially) to create a hobbyist computer of their own, only geared toward corporate culture.+++

      Rather than type this stuff again, I'm going paste up excerpts from chapter two and chapter 10 of In Search of Stupidity: Over 20 Years of High-Tech Marketing Disasters.

      "Realizing the microcomputer industry was approaching hypergrowth, and worried that IBM might be cut out of the action, a small group of IBM executives decided to act before it was too late. At a meeting of IBM's top management committee in 1980, this group of prescient
      individuals pitched then IBM President Frank Cary on the necessity of the company building its own PC and doing it quickly. The IBM PC, by
      the way, was not IBM's first stab at building a microcomputer: An earlier effort in 1975 had produced a management-by-committee machine
      that was clunky, overengineered, and overpriced. No one wanted it and no one bought it. To avoid making the same mistake again, IBM agreed to allow an "off-campus" skunkworks to be established to build a new IBM microcomputer,
      out of the reach of the behemoth's bureaucracy. Heading up the effort were Bill Lowe, Jack Rogers, Jack Sams, Don Estridge, and several others. Estridge, put in charge of the project's day-to-day operations, would one day be known as the "father" of the IBM PC. The location
      they picked for the project: Bill Lowe's Boca Raton, Florida, lab. Code name for the new computer: Acorn. Time to project completion: 1 year.

      +++As IBM did not take this project too seriously, they met with Bill Gates and Paul Allen, who sold them a CP/M-like operating system they had "developed" for the 8086. (In fact, they had done no such thing.)+++

      This is also not true:

      "In 1981, the industry's biggest fish first
      swam up to Microsoft, not Digital Research, in search of both computer languages and an OS for the PC. At the initial meetings, Gates candidly
      informed IBM that Microsoft had no OS to sell. At the time, Microsoft made most of its money from the sale of languages, particularly BASIC.
      Microsoft was overjoyed at the chance to sell its products to IBM, but it suggested that for an OS, IBM representatives should contact Kildall
      and Digital Research to talk about CP/M-86.

      Dutifully, the Big Blue Whale traveled south to California to meet with Kildall, who didn't
      think the initial conference important enough to attend and allowed his wife, a vice president at the firm, to conduct the opening ceremonies.
      There was an argument about signing a onfidentiality letter, neither group found much to like about the other, and IBM left Digital Research without even a preliminary agreement to talk about CP/M-86.

      The IBM contingent then asked Gates to talk to Kildall and persuade him to be more receptive to their overtures, but even this led nowhere.
      IBM was "the establishment" and many programmers brought up in the 1960s and '70s regarded the company w

    18. Re:Rhetoric by doom · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's one way you hear the story. "oh, Killdal was so irresponsible, he went off to fly his plane, and left his *wife* to talk to IBM!" His wife was his lawyer. She always handled negotiations with hardware vendors, e.g. that day she had been dealing with HP before IBM showed up. Killdal was the technical guy. Maybe he knew IBM was coming and he dodged them, and maybe IBM was looking for an excuse to not use them, and the NDA bit was convienient.

    19. Re:Rhetoric by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      Of course there is always just bad luck and timing all around.

      Sure would have changed everything...good topic for a comic....

      Marvel Comics Presents
      What If...MS-DOS never happened?

    20. Re:Rhetoric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean this creapy sounding company?

  134. Re:ActiMates Barney = evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend who was at MS had an 'unofficial' SDK which allowed him to hack his Barney to do what he wanted :-)

  135. Re:You're missing the point by RevMike · · Score: 0, Redundant
    You should probably also point out that Microsoft is EVIL.

  136. What's the point?-The nature of the beast. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For those who hate them so much (they're a business, they are supposed to make money), don't you think one minute any other company in their shoes would have acted differently, including the envious Sun and over zealous Oracle."

    Well I'm a mugger. Please be quiet as I drag you behind this dumpster.

    "Instead, it's hotter nerdy news to point out the failures of Microsoft as a company. Since when did we become so negative about the good things that's happening in this world?"

    Well on a positive note. Iraq is getting a new phone system.

    " What's the point of the original poster? Do ./ readers find Microsoft such a despicable entity that they need to post such articles to remind people that they also fail? May be it was meant as a joke, but still, very poor taste."

    You mean they don't? Damn talk about a surprise. Successful people don't fail. They experience "minor setbacks".

  137. Check again again by mblase · · Score: 1

    "Xbox wrested the No. 2 video-game console position (behind Sony PlayStation 2) from Nintendo's GameCube in the U.S. and Europe and has sold more than 9.4 million consoles worldwide--more than forecast." From the article.

    1. Re:Check again again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCKING RETARD.

      NINTENDO SOLD MORE THAN THAT MONTHS AGO!!!

      MORON FANBOY.

      Why the fuck are you quoting a finance magazine on console sales figures???

    2. Re:Check again again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why the fuck are you quoting a finance magazine on console sales figures???"

      As opposed to what? A gaming magazine? Of course, they ALWAYS provide accurate and objective information. Not to mention that sales figures are almost always absent from this type of magazine.

      Finance = money
      Sales = money

      As you can see, they're made for each other.

      Next time you might read the article before you start flaming the thread with your nonsensical blather. These statistics are for the U.S. and European markets. They disregard Japan's market.

  138. Bob... by Superfreaker · · Score: 3, Informative
  139. My impression. by mindstrm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From a pure UI point of view:

    Gnome is apple like. The way the application bars work is more logical, and flows better (or woudl if it wasn't so slow)

    KDE is windows like. It definately wants to be like windows.

    Of course, KDE is a lot faster and smoother overall.. soy ou be the judge.

    Apple isn't that pissy about aqua knock offs. They were concerned about brand recognition for their new OS.. that's all. The usability and UI design of the Mac goes far beyond the color and shape of some buttons.

    There is a huge difference in ease of use for a new user between the UI in windows and the mac.. they are not just two different variations of the same thing.. the apple interface is very well researched, they understand how people naturally try to use things, how your attention flows.....
    Microsoft does not. Their interface is not BAD, there are certainly far worse.. but they really don't get it as far as real UI design.

  140. Attempts at diversification by anthonyx · · Score: 1

    are a good thing for Microsoft. They make lousy operating systems and they keep corrupting their otherwise decent office applications with more and more bloat, much of it as a result of tightening integration with their operating systems.
    IMO they do need to find something else that they can do well, especially something that won't be corrupted by delusions of granduer from their operating system division. With all the different things they try their hand at, they may actually stumble on to something profitable before their operating system revenue vanishes in competiton with superior operating systems. This and the revenue stream from their office products (apparently bloat and continuous forced obscelence don't bother other people as much as they do me) are strong arguments against the idea of selling their stock short.

  141. Monopoly by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Informative

    And it takes a monopoly to be able to survive such stunning blunders like missing the emergence of something as powerful as the internet.

    Without MS monopolistic cash income stream they would have suffered serious blows screwing up like they have. That is why I wish that part of the settlement MS would have been prevented them from buying technology but force them to "innovate" from scratch and compete.

  142. also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • CE on PDA's and Mobile
    • DirectX
    • Instant messaging
    • Hotmail
    • IIS
    • Plug and Play
    • Mouse wheel
  143. php? by sniggly · · Score: 1

    Check out the extension of that article, and that for a Seattle newspaper! :)

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    Of those to whom much is given, much is required.
  144. Even BSOD... by jmoriarty · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...went through several revisions. First was the Pink Screen Of Pain, then the Tangerine Screen Of Torture. It wasn't until several million dollars had been poured into Windows development that the Blue Screen Of Death finally became the norm.

    1. Re:Even BSOD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great question! Why is the Blue Screen of Death...well, Blue?

      The answer lies with the old IBM CGA graphics card. Unlike modern graphics cards, the CGA had digital signals running to the monitor: red, green, blue, and brightness. 2^4=16 possible colors. Since the blue component was the least significant bit in the CGA card, dark blue was color number 1. The programmer at Microsoft then chose color 1 as the backdrop for the error message.

  145. Nearly There by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't showered for 11 days - 3 more days and I can install lunix. Can't wait!

  146. Risk is the Key by jmoriarty · · Score: 1

    As many companies grow, they become risk averse. Employees fear challenging the status quo because they will get smacked down or lose their jobs. Microsoft actively seeks out people who think outside of the norm and aren't afraid to talk about it.

    Risk has a price like any other investment, but it is a cost that many companies do not fully appreciate. Microsoft not only understands this value, but breeds it into the corporate culture.

  147. Don't forget the ever popular clippy virus by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 0

    There was a virus, at one point, that rewrote the clippy help vocabulary with insults. I did not want to "cure" that virus, it was hilarious.

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  148. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    It's a war of attrition, and Microsoft has way more cubic dollars to throw at the Xbox than Nintendo with the Cube. If only for that reason, MS is in a better position to survive than Nintendo. Their attitude is definitely win at any cost. Still, makes you wonder how long they can keep it up.

  149. CF Tom Edison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Edison is not remembered for his biggest projects, which yielded about zero: synthetic rubber, electric automobiles, and his humongous failure on a project to make New Jersey the world's center of the steel industry by extracting iron from local ores.

  150. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I wasn't convinced until you turned your post into a personal attack on the guy. Now I'm swayed...

  151. MOD PARENT DOWN by valkraider · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Someone mod parent down, -4 would be appropriate. That link is gross, and not appropriate for children or viewing at work.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is warning people of a VERY offensive and disgusting link that you cannot discern from the URL - offtopic? People could lose their jobs, get expelled, or fined for going to sites like that, and the URL gives no indication of what it is, in fact the whole message made it look quite innocent.

  152. Microsoft Should Stick With R-e-a-l Software by reallocate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most of these botched Microsoft projects were efforts to extend the PC as an entertainment device.

    Well, the PC isn't an entertainment device, and trying to make it one is as sensible as trying to turn your TV into a computer just because there are chips inside.

    If Microsoft wants to make toys, they should buy a toy company. Otherwise, they should stick to real software.

    And, so should Linux.

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  153. Mistakes are natural. by mwillems · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No M$ lover me, but surely mistakes are exactly what makes business successful?

    For every business idea that takes off, there are always a few that don't. Reading the future is very hard - almost impossible. MS has billions and billions in the bank, meaning it can afford to try and fail - so that it has a steady range of successes. Surely that is a good thing, if you are MS?

    Seems to me we should all want to have enough cash to be able to try this "scattershot and some can't fail to stick" approach to business.

    Michael

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  154. Maybe UC Should've Made People Pay by reallocate · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe it was a huge blunder for UC not to make people pay for that TCP/IP stack.

    California taxpayers might have gotten a little relief.

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  155. Not forgotten, not forgiven by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
    While the general public has forgotten about MS failures, this community hasn't. I think some of their consumer stuff was stupid, and, personally, I have neven forgiven MS for their Dancing Ballmer doll. ...

    What do mean that WASN'T a doll?

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  156. This is news? by lseltzer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This was one of the great sloppy lines of logic on which the trial was built. You might have noticed that Internet Explorer versions 1, 2, and basically 3 were failures, even though they too were bundled with Windows. THis was because they sucked. Microsoft products succeed when they do what customers want.

    1. Re:This is news? by Vryl · · Score: 1

      I have to totally agree. I switched to IE eventually because Netscape 4 was such a dog.

      Now I have gone over to Mozilla, because it is simply a better browser, and cross platform as well.

    2. Re:This is news? by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
      This was one of the great sloppy lines of logic on which the trial was built. You might have noticed that Internet Explorer versions 1, 2, and basically 3 were failures, even though they too were bundled with Windows. THis was because they sucked. Microsoft products succeed when they do what customers want.

      I don't know about anyone else but I was practically "forced" onto IE when Netscape released version 4.

      Yes, I'm fully aware that by bundling it in with Windows they gained an unfair advantage - but lets not forget that the demise of Netscape might have been slightly slower had they not pushed out the rubbish that was Communicator.

      Moving from that to IE felt like a relief.

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  157. Re:Abe Lincoln: failed at being President too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many would say he failed at being President.

    And we call those so-called 'many' "Inbred White Trash Southerners". Ah, the South: a never-ending pain in the ass of the United States.

  158. Microsoft Bob Day by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's nice to know I'm not the only one with embarrassing stuff sitting in the Google Groups archive...

    REDMOND, WASHINGTON, U.S.A., 1995 MAR 31 (NB) -- Microsoft Corp. (NASDAQ:MSFT) Chairman Bill gates has named this "Microsoft Bob Day." Bob is the nerdy looking guy with the black plastic-frame glasses who, according to Microsoft "gives new meaning" to the computer term "user friendly"
    Today is Microsoft Bob Day because it is the first day the user interface software of that name will be available in retail outlets. Microsoft hopes every IBM-compatible user in the country will welcome Microsoft Bob into their home and/or office. Bob features animated personal guides that navigate users through Bob's eight applications.
    Microsoft may see Bob as a "simpler" user interface, but retailers see it as a sales tool, with several mass market retailers featuring Bob promotions. Sears stores are offering consumers the opportunity to meet Bob via exclusive "technology makeovers." Through April 30, 1995, the national chain is offering a personal consultation to help assess your level of computer knowledge and experience. The consultation is designed to show that with Microsoft Bob's help just about anyone can be a "techno-whiz."
    CompUSA is so enamored with Microsoft Bob it will offer two days -- April 29 and 30 -- of Bob demos and promotions in all its retail outlets. "Bob allows us to talk to an even broader mix of customers," said Larry Mondry, CompUSA executive vice president of merchandising.
    The underlying philosophy of Microsoft Bob may be "simplicity of use," but it won't run on a simple PC. As a minimum you need Windows 3.1 or higher, a 486 or higher microprocessor, eight megabytes (MB) of memory, 30MB of available hard disk space, a Super VGA 256-color monitor, and a mouse of comparable pointing device. That eliminates many of the PCs in homes and small offices that have 4MB of memory, unless the owner is willing to upgrade. If you want Bob to send your electronic-mail or pay your bills online you will also need a modem. Microsoft also calls a sound card and speakers "recommended options."
    Microsoft is banking heavily on Bob's ease of use. As a result there is no manual with the software. Each user can choose one of the animated helpers Bob provides, which include a dog, a cat, "Scuz" the teenager, a parrot, and a "friendly dragon."
    Microsoft Bob's opening screen is a red front door with a brass door knocker and your personal animated helper to suggest, through pointing and text messages, where you should go. Interestingly, while the guy with the friendly smile and the heavy glasses is the namesake of the program, he doesn't actually appear in the software.
    The eight functions Bob brings to your home or office are a letter writer, calendar, checkbook/financial management program, household manager for managing household information, address book, e-mail, a quiz game called GeoSafari, and a financial guide that provides financial information and tips. The various programs are integrated so you can write a letter and pull in the appropriate address from the address book, then send the letter electronically via e-mail.
    Bob may be a gamble for Microsoft. The company hopes users will accept the cartoonish look-and-feel of the program intended to make computing easier, but it remains to be seen if experienced computer users will be attracted to the program.
    When Bill Gates introduced Microsoft Bob in January at the Consumer Electronics Show he pointed out that Bob is for both new users and users who have a computer but don't make use of it because it requires too much in the way of learning skills and pouring through manuals. "Using Bob, people will learn faster and easier and even learn more about application features they would not otherwise become familiar with," said Gates.
    Bob uses a relatively new user interface technique, called a

    1. Re:Microsoft Bob Day by Lazlo+Nibble · · Score: 1
      ...several mass market retailers featuring Bob promotions. Sears stores are offering consumers the opportunity to meet Bob via exclusive "technology makeovers."

      Man, when Sears is the featured retail partner for your technology rollout, it's time to start looking for the emergency exits.

      I'm also amused that email, the address book, and the "letter writer" counted as three of the eight functions. Oooh, but they interoperate, what an innovation!

    2. Re:Microsoft Bob Day by expeorian · · Score: 1

      Although MS doesn't go out of their way to publicize the utter failure of Bob, they haven't forgotten it, either. The MS museum on the Redmond campus prominently displays Bob as a failure and lesson to be learned.

    3. Re:Microsoft Bob Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      REDMOND, WASHINGTON, U.S.A., 1995 MAR 31 (NB) -- Microsoft Corp. (NASDAQ:MSFT) Chairman Bill gates has named this "Microsoft Bob Day."


      I guess one of the failures Microsoft wants to hide is their inability to send April's fool jokes on time!
    4. Re:Microsoft Bob Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing you didn't mention... the product manager for Bob was Melinda French, who is known today as Mrs. Bill Gates. Bill liked the product so much he married the product manager (or was it the other way around?)

  159. Steady there, Cowboy! by titzandkunt · · Score: 1


    ..."It was exploitation, and preyed on ignorance, which is about as moral as taking sexual advantage of a mentally handicapped person..."

    Watch what you're saying, this is Slashdot fer chrissakes: Don't go giving them ideas!

    Next time I'm watching the news and see an item about short buses being besieged by hordes of slavering geeks, I'll know who to blame...

    T&K.

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  160. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by gorbachev · · Score: 1

    Here we have a perfect example of fanboyism in its truest form.

    Why let facts come before faith...

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  161. Re:Abe Lincoln: failed at being President too... by TheIzzy · · Score: 3, Informative
    He failed to reach a non-military solution

    Abe didn't fail at reaching the non-military solution, the generations that came before him that created the problems failed. When he was elected president, he did not declare war on the South, but the South declared war on him (Ft. Sumter). Lincoln was not responsible for the lives lost during the Civil War. Every man in the United States (North and South) had an opportunity to fix the rising tensions between the two sides with their ballot and their attitude. They did not, Lincoln fixed their mistakes and restored the union.

    Sherman gave ample warning to towns before buldozing them. And sadly, war does involve restless boys who desrie to rape people, but that cannot be considered the leader's fault.

    Now I understand that even the greatest men have their flaws (and Abe certainly wasn't the perfect leader), but our nation needs more men willing to fight for justice, and I'm damn proud when I look on the Lincoln memorial.

  162. Maybe Bush should read this by BelugaParty · · Score: 1


    Microsoft named the initiative "'executing with excellence on multiple fronts' as a key business risk in the discussion of its annual results."

  163. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Microsofts mistakes forget YOU!!!

    Actually it seems MS has forggotten most of us anyways.

  164. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, gee, since Nintendo has been making a profit on every GameCube sold for some time now and their incredible GB sales I guess Nintendo isn't too concerned about 'surviving' now are they?

    It is a war of attrition and MS is the only player.

  165. Re:Check again again again by ToddUGA95 · · Score: 1

    Notice it said "U.S. and Europe" and didn't include Japan. In those two regions it is #2 (barely). When you include Japan sales in the total the Gamecube has a small lead.

  166. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by gorbachev · · Score: 1

    Nintendo is a non-factor. They'll die before XBox, for sure. If Sony executes like they did on PS1, their handheld will kill the Gameboy within the next 5 years and Nintendo is gone completely. That's a really big if, though. Gameboy's pretty solid. Gamecube, however...another dissapointment from Nintendo. They haven't had a major success since NES...

    The end result of this decade's video game wars is Sony with 75% market share. They will completely dominate.

    The fact that PS3 will have a chip FooBar over XBox 2 has nothing do with it. It's business, and as a business Sony is dominating over every competitor right now. If they keep executing as well as they've done for the past few years, there is nobody that can touch them.

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  167. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
    I'm not interested in Athlon 64 even though it's going to be a great chip because AMD removed a hypertransport link from it, meaning that you won't be able to do glue-less SMP with clawhammer. AMD announced that clawhammer would be doing glue-less SMP, then they took it back. I'll stick with Athlon XP until they change their mind, or sledgehammer systems come down.

    Similarly, I was excited about the PS3 because of cell. Now, I'm not excited. The Xbox offers more functionality than the PS2 at the same price point, since it comes with a hard drive, and it's also easier to hack :) I suspect that Xbox2 will be harder to hack, but PS3 will be harder still... Xbox2 will probably still be a PC, thus raising its value to me yet further. And I get pissed off when companies backpedal on their promises. I sold my PS2 a while back, and now I have an Xbox, and I like it more than the PS2. It's a better DVD player, and I like the Xbox controller better than the PS2 controller. (for those with normal or small size hands, the Xbox Controller S really is very nice.)

    Microsoft made some vague pronouncements, said they were vague, and then followed through on them. Sony told even more egregious lies about the PS2's graphics capabilities than Microsoft told about Xbox's. Sony is as big a bad guy as Microsoft - Maybe bigger! - and they are a bunch of lying bastards. Let the PS3 rot.

    Anyway you're right about Xbox doing amazingly well. Just like Sony came out of nowhere with the Playstation, Microsoft has done the same with Xbox. However, the situation is somewhat reversed. Nintendo contracted Sony to make a product and then burned them on licensing deals, so Sony got into the biz and ate Nintendo's lunch. However Microsoft got into a deal to help Sega with Dreamcast, Dreamcast died the death of a thousand dogs amen, and Microsoft took advantage of the technology transfer to enter the market themselves and attempt to dominate it. The race is now very close between Microsoft and Sony, and the next generation of this battle should be intense.

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  168. MS Backup - my favorite forgotten mistake by amichalo · · Score: 2, Informative

    My favorite MS mistake that I have yet to forget is MS backup.

    Yes, that horribly unrobust waste of 800k that comes with Windows. In my case, Windows98.

    I needed to transfer files from my fiance's old computer from college to her XP desktop. I just loaded up MS Backup in Widows 98, created the handy QIC file across several 3.5" floppies (as there was no NIC or CD-R installed).

    What I found amazed me

    When trying to restore in XP, I found it couldn't read Win98 backup files! In fact, after reading post after post on the web, I found that ONLY WINDOWS 98 CAN READ QIC BACKUP FILES.

    How healpful is this feature? WHY would you provide a backup tool, knowing a primary use for backup is system restore after upgrade, and only have it work on one VERSION of your OS? (recall that Windows XP is just another version of 98, not like trying to, I don't know, open a Word Perfect file with MS Word)

    Meanwhile, I own a PowerBook G4

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    1. Re:MS Backup - my favorite forgotten mistake by e_xworm · · Score: 1

      Windows XP is definetaly not another version of 98
      Still you are right, you should be able to use those backup files
      Just out of quriosity ... why didnt you use another utility?
      Winzip for instance?
      not that it whould be more successful since winzip has caused me much problems in the past

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    2. Re:MS Backup - my favorite forgotten mistake by amichalo · · Score: 1

      Well my solution was exactly that - to crease one large zip file and then spread it over multiple disks. Thank goodness for WinZip.

      It wouldn't have been so bad if Microsoft had just not provided a tool. But to provide a backup tool, and then proceed not to support it through any other versions of the software is just a waste of everyone's time to me. So the near hour I spent backing up with MS Backup, then trying to figure out what I was doing wrong in XP could have been saved if MS didn't include a utility at all and I resorted to a 3rd party solution in the first place.

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  169. OT post: Re:Abe Lincoln: failed at being President by qtp · · Score: 2, Interesting
    For example, burning farms, businesses, and homes plus raping the women from Atlanta to Savannah and in the Shenandoah valley.
    You mean, as opposed to burning slaves for learning to read (it was illegal for slaves to know how to read, or to teach a slave to read in most of the southern states) or raping the wives and daughters of your slaves (I guess this point is a little disingenuous, as the wives and daughters of your slaves would also be your slaves until you sold them)
    Many STILL suffer from his policies.....
    I assume you are talking about all those poor, unintelligent negro folk who would love to get back into the arms of yo' southern hospitality after they great gran' daddies were so cruelly thrust unto the winds of fate by the Northern Aggressor.

    [/sarcasm}
    The great General Robert Lee was not "smarter than that", but a complex and intelligent thinker who was torn between his strong belief in the importance of preserving the Union of the states, and his loyalty to his family and the State of Virginia. (It is interesting that the person recommending Lee to lead the Union Army was a distant cousin of his, Blair Lee of Mongomery County, Maryland. I guess not every Lee suffered the curse of holding "family honor" in higher regard than the Rights of Man.)

    The conflict that started the war was over the Crittenden Proposal, that would have allowed the "Southern States" to preserve the inhuman tradition of slavery without interference from the other states or the federal government. The proposal was defeated in comittee, largely due to the greater representation enjoyed by the predominantly Republican North. What amuses me greatly about this fact is that if the Southern States had allowed thier slaves to vote, and thus be counted for representation, then the South would have greatly outnumbered the North in congress, but then again, if the South had allowed their slaves to vote, I doubt that slavery would even have been a possibility.

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  170. "Intersting?" by DongleFondle · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that is intersting.

  171. I'll bite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Run unstable then, loser

    2. Hurd? I thought you were discussing Linux?

    3. Theme it then (And then try to theme windows)

    4.
    a) It's free as in beer compared to a program few can afford, while still very much better than every other more expensive proprietary gfx program
    b) CMYK is never used, unless you're taking it to a printer. If you are, use another program to convert.
    c) GIMP is _way_ faster than photoshop

    5. So? Mozilla beta aws still more stable than "stable" IE. NT 4.0, five years to reach 5.0 only to be replaced by XP?

    6. I suppose you prefer solitaire?

    7. Since winmodems suck, average users might buy serials to get decent connection, or any connection at all.

    8. So your point is Linux solves existing problems. Won't argue with that.

    9. Use truetype then, retard.

    10. I don't use gnome, but find it amusing that a MS fanboi complains about fisher price interfaces. Theme gnome then, and then try theming away windows fisher price appearance. Good luck. Regarding filemanagers, I'd rather not have a filemanager with 2" high icons that pop up a wizard everytime I move the mouse, thank you.

    11. Use another word processor then. I know it's hard, but linux users are often encouraged to make a choice. I realize the confusion this might instill.

    12. Microsoft public relations trying to hype their putrid heap of crap by posting AC on /.

  172. Not a Monolith by Man+of+E · · Score: 1

    MS is a Monopolith.

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  173. Ahhh.. Bob.. by Drathos · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember the first (and last) time I saw MS Bob. It was running on a computer at CompUSA. Really annoying.. I asked the nearest sales guy what he thought of if. "Damned annoying. We can't get it to stop."

    I uninstalled it.. He thanked me..

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  174. You're exactly right by DongleFondle · · Score: 2, Informative

    as I was saying earlier in the thread . . .

    Greg Palast covered this issue thoroughly in the revised for the United States edition of "The Best democracy Money Can Buy". (gregpalast.com)

  175. We hate them because they're *Shoddy* by billstewart · · Score: 1
    I'm not that bothered by MS's questionable try-to-leverage-your-dominant position tactics. That's business, and if you didn't like it at any point since 1984, you could have bought a Macintosh. I don't care that they bully PC makers into bundling their products - that's a business choice, and you can buy from Mom&Pop shops instead. I don't care that they might have been violating US or EU anti-trust rules - anti-trust rules are bogus, and the US and EU are also big evil bloated bureaucracies; I'd rather deal with MS and IBM.

    I dislike MS because so many of their products have been so *shoddy*, unreliable, crashing, poorly documented, anti-standardization, failing to take advantage of technologies that have been well known to the public from years before, bloated and slow. The one questionable business/marketing tactic of theirs that does annoy me is that each version of their popular products is deliberately incompatible with previous versions in ways that force you to upgrade if you're going to keep communicating with other users. Some examples are naming the "Program Files" directory in a way that broke all previous well-behaved software installation programs, forcing software vendors to either dual-version or only support the newer OS, and making each version of Word have something that makes new-version documents usually fail on old Word versions and old documents get weird things done to them on new versions.

    On the other hand, there were the MS Barney Dolls, which were so over-the-top evil that you just had to admire them....

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    1. Re:We hate them because they're *Shoddy* by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Actually, I find it funny that a lot of us geeks hate Microsoft for being... a thoroughly geek company.

      If you look at all they've done, it's not so much that they're evil or whatever, it's just that they're the King Kong version of a hacker. You know, the kind which:

      - says "**** the standards", if he thinks he can code his more efficient standards. (A lot of the standards that MS shafted were shafted not in the name of locking the customer in, but primarily because someone at MS thought he could squeeze a millisecond out of the code by ignoring the standard. Example: why MSVC wasn't fully ANSI compatible.)

      - has a chronic case of "not invented here". (See, for example, their using their own file formats wherever possible.)

      - has _zero_ clue of security (see MS Bob asking you to change the password if you typed the wrong password three times in a row)

      - therefore he is a firm believer in "security by obscurity". Hey, if we don't publish the API which remembers everyone's passwords, we're safe from hackers, right? (See a long series of blunders including client-side "security" and the URL exploits of Hotmail.)

      - and isn't going to start checking his array bounds either, because it would, like, cost valuable microseconds (see the awful lot of such exploits in all MS products.)

      - doesn't give half a damn about what the paying customer wants. Sorta, "Hey, I'm the super-star of this show, _you_ do what I say." (See, among other things, why MS and IBM went separate ways about OS/2. Microsoft just went and coded their own features, and completely ignored the features that IBM wanted and paid for.)

      - isn't affraid of changing APIs and formats whenever he has another cute idea. (Quite obvious for whoever ever used Office.)

      - has about zero understanding of the world outside computers (yes, see their cable and phone blunders. Or see why Microsoft must pump money with a firehose into the XBox to keep it alive.)

      And so on and so forth.

      Basically: take the most undisciplined and arrogant coder you know of, and now picture him Microsoft sized. What kind of programs would he do? Well, probably the same that Microsoft does.

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  176. Re:ActiMates Barney = evil by billstewart · · Score: 1
    I liked MS Barney. (OK, I didn't buy one, but...) It was so blatantly over-the-top evil that you simply had to admire them for coming out with the product.

    Survival Research Labs does shows of large robots bashing each other up, with fire, much crashing and bending of metal, etc. They did a show near my office back in the boom (rented a parking lot under the freeway). One of their destructive robots had a MS Barney on top. I don't know if he was animated or just duct-taped on, but he was both a Hood Ornament of Evil and a good target for the other robots.

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  177. RE:MCSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, so thats how MCSE's flooded the job market??? Send me my free complimentary slashdot certified MCSE!!!

  178. Why articles like this are written by seattlenerd · · Score: 1

    Too much of the mass press fawns all over every Microsoft product or technology pronouncement as though it's indicative of the Second Coming.

    Part of the reason is that general assignment reporters (especially in TV) frequently don't know better -- they don't know the history or the industry. Another reason is that some reporters who depend upon access to Microsoft for news are afraid to lose that access by being outright negative without attributing it to someone else.

    Reminders that Microsoft can fail, has failed and continues to fail are good for critical consumer thought. That is: Don't buy that new gadget just because it has Microsoft's name on it. They don't always get it right.

    On the other hand, Microsoft failing and trying again isn't indicative of the company being a failure. They have succeeded (that is, been profitable) at some things outside of Windows and Office and keep trying to push that limit back even more. But there's a fine line between knocking on opportunity's door and banging your head against the wall repeatedly.

  179. Nintendo lost the plot by Vryl · · Score: 1

    I woulda thunk they would have learned their lesson from n64 (doesn't play CD's), but, no ... gamecube doesn't play DVD's.

  180. My Microsoft impressions......... by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hope a few people at Microsoft will glance at this, but more than likely they won't, or will and can't change a thing.

    I completely dislike windows. I don't consider it worthy of much more than solitare, however, I like Microsoft applications, they are well put together, have great functionality and work well. Wine wouldn't be where it's at now if this wan't true. MicroSoft's strength is solid applications.

    If Microsoft were to ditch their operating system completely on the desktop and spec a GNU/Linux or FreeBSD OS to be assembled by system integrators it would be a leap forward, no one cares about the operating system, it's the applications. The OS only comes into play when it repeatedly crashes, when explorer crashes, when odd programs cause the whole OS to freak out, or buggy drivers lead you to the BSOD.

    XP is buggy as hell, I can push an XP system in the wrong way and get it to crash quickly, in some cases faster than Win2K.

    Microsoft should port their apps to some sort of VM instruction set and make a VM for each operating system out there. We all know windows would run it faster, I really don't care, I need reliablity. Give me both and Redmond will get my cash, and my client's cash as well.

    Until then OpenOffice gets better every release, X gets better every release and Gnome and KDE are both headed in the right direction, there may soon be no need for MicroSoft at all if this continues.

    Their downfall will be Billy G's arrogance.

    1. Re:My Microsoft impressions......... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      Microsoft should port their apps to some sort of VM instruction set and make a VM for each operating system out there. We all know windows would run it faster, I really don't care, I need reliablity. Give me both and Redmond will get my cash, and my client's cash as well.

      Yeah! Maybe they could call it, oh, I don't know, the .Net inititive! Oooh, and they could call the VM, oh, CLR, or Common Language Runtime! Yeah!

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    2. Re:My Microsoft impressions......... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Or is it CLI, for Common Language Infrastructure?

      Oh well, it'll change in a few years anyway. OLE is not ActiveX is not COM and all that.

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    3. Re:My Microsoft impressions......... by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      Where are the Microsoft office apps? Do they run on Linux or FreeBSD, does anything else Microsoft run in Linux or FreeBSD other than frontpage extensions?

      So what you're saying is they have the necessary technology, but still fail to innovate. Isn't that what the article was about? Constant chaos in a large company brings nothing fully functional to the market. For smaller apps it seems Java has won that market, the only true write once run everywhere environment.

      Microsoft is beating themselves with their own disconnected arms.

    4. Re:My Microsoft impressions......... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Why would Microsoft bother to try to sell product to a group of users who a) wage holy war on them and b) have trouble differentiating between 'here's the source' and 'have all my hard work for free?'

      Corel tried that, look where it got them.

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    5. Re:My Microsoft impressions......... by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      Corel's products have sucked for a very long time, and I was once one of those people who purchased every update to their office suite, I then stopped due to it crashing so often. It wasn't reliable.

      Don't think slashdot is the world, most Linux users I know would gladly pay Microsoft for a decent offic suite for Linux.

      As far as I can tell there is no Linux Microsoft war with the exception of extreme Linux and MS fanatics, they do make the larger majority look childish.

      I started using Linux in late 1993, it wasn't anything close to primetime, it's 2003, it is primetime, it now works seamlessly.
      I have set up SuSE workstations that are in use by people with no computer skills. These systems are reliable, run 24/7, run all the apps they need, one of them is open office, I'm not going to install an OS 1000 miles away from me and not have the ability to lock everything down and remotely maintain them. Windows XP is lacking in so many areas, MS apps only run on Windows, so MS has one less customer. In the future as people like me put these solutions in place will Microsoft lose even more, just because of arrogance, not because I wouldn't send them checks.

      One other thing, I'm hardcore on my clients when it comes to licenses on software, I rip pirated software off machines and replace with OSS or legal copies of the software. If you make money with someone's IP, they deserve to be paid.

    6. Re:My Microsoft impressions......... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      Don't think slashdot is the world, most Linux users I know would gladly pay Microsoft for a decent offic suite for Linux.

      I can't think of anybody who'd want to use MS office, but use a Linux desktop OS. They'd just use WinXP.

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    7. Re:My Microsoft impressions......... by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      Really? Then the folks at Codeweavers must have sold ZERO licenses of CrossOver Office. No wait, looks like some people don't run in your social circles.

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    8. Re:My Microsoft impressions......... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      *shrug* Sure, there's probably a lot of people who use stuff like that. Enough that would actually buy Office for Linux? Enough to put up with the aggrivation of dealing with the hostile Linux users?

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  181. I'd like to French Melinda. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    I assume she's hot, because if she isn't Bill Gates kids are going to be Fugly. He may be a genius but he is one freakish looking dude. I guess your business acumen can be directly correlated with your social standing with regards to hot women. Since Bill's only hope in hell to get laid by anyone other than an expensive hooker, was to become Dr. Evil, I mean the richest man in the world.

    If I were the richest man in the world... I'd reenact that island scene in Pirates of the Carribean with whoever that hot girl was (except there would be a love scene and air conditioned tents).

    1. Re:I'd like to French Melinda. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume she's hot

      Meh

      *rocks hand from side to side*

      Not a howler, but not exactly hot.

  182. I love people predicting Microsoft's demise by Vryl · · Score: 1

    Like the guy who ran the stock portfolio in Wired, selling Microsoft just before the release of Windows95, predicting it would be a failure.

    Xbox is a success. Not a huge one yet, and if I was Sony, I would be shit-scared.

    I think it will be a long time before Microsoft has a massive failure that threatens the existence of the company. Bill Gates will probably be dead before that happens.

    Opensource may well take it's toll on them, but it will be 10-20 years before it starts to really hurt them, and if there is one thing we know about them it's that they don't stand still waiting for competitors get a leg up.

    1. Re:I love people predicting Microsoft's demise by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Remember that Microsoft has a bank account that has enough money to run the company for two years, solid, with *no* income. Not no profit, no *income.*

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    2. Re:I love people predicting Microsoft's demise by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      I didn't predict Microsoft's demise, just XBox's demise. Microsoft will be just fine after they finally dump XBox.

      What I don't understand why anyone could call XBox a success.

      Sure, the hw is great and some of the games are incredible, it is an awesome video game platform, that's for sure, but the fact is the XBox unit is losing an insane amount of money. $1.5B+ by the end of 2003. That is not what I would call a success, especially since these losses are higher than projected by M$ when they started the venture.

      It's not a success at all, yet. My bet is it will never be a success, because M$ will pull the plug somewhere around the $3.5B mark.

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    3. Re:I love people predicting Microsoft's demise by Vryl · · Score: 1

      Alright. How much MONEY do you want to bet on this, and over what timeframe?

      I can afford say $500 US, that Microsoft will not dump the Xbox in the next 5 years.

    4. Re:I love people predicting Microsoft's demise by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      This is not a f***ing contest.

      I stated an opinion, you obviously believe otherwise. Whoppedoo.

      I'm poor, sue me.

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    5. Re:I love people predicting Microsoft's demise by Vryl · · Score: 1

      OK, fair enough, but I don't know any other way to settle it.

      I think you're pretty daft, and would be happy to take money off you. I live by the adage 'put your money where your mouth is or shuttup'.

      I just can't see m$ walking away from Xbox. Essentially, I think they will clobber Nintendo, and probably give Sony a run for their money.

      Sony are probably big enough and cluey enough to compete, but I have seen many many many people bet against m$ and disappear.

      The ones that havent can be counted on the fingers of one hand, basically. I can think of Sun, Oracle and maybe Real. Anyone else? Oh yeah, Apple.

      What I like about Free/Open source (apart from political stuff) is that it is so very hard for m$ to use their traditional dirty tactics against it. Heaven forbid, they may have to compete fairly, on features and utility to users!

    6. Re:I love people predicting Microsoft's demise by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      Diversity of opinions makes our lives more interesting... That's my adage. :)

      I agree that M$ will clobber Nintendo (excluding GameBoy). I believe Sony is another matter. They're almost Microsoft-like in their own field.

      PlayStation is an institution. It'll be very hard (or time-consuming) to topple Sony. They've been around in their field for so long, they know all the tricks (they did what M$ is trying to do with PS1).

      All I'm saying is that the execs at M$ will not allow XBox to be a money drain forever. I don't also see anything that indicates XBox will suddenly start making money any time soon. There's going to be a point when the execs at M$ will say enough is enough, let's put a stop on this.

      I say that point is $3.5B in losses. Should be sometime before end of 2004, if nothing changes dramatically.

      I'm actually hoping this won't happen. It'd leave Sony as the sole player in the field. That'd be really bad. The fierce competition in the video gaming market has been very benefitial to gamers.

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  183. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by wjsteele · · Score: 1

    Posted by an Anonymous Coward. Go figure.

    Bill

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  184. Other success stories... by sheldon · · Score: 1

    "If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate."

    - Thomas Watson President of IBM during it's heyday.

    "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

    - Thomas Edison, when asked about the lack of progress on his lightbulb experiments

    "It is hard to fail, but it is worse to never to have tried to succeed."

    - Theodore Roosevelt

    "My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure."

    - Abraham Lincoln

    "There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."

    - Colin Powell

    "Victory belongs to the most persevering."

    - Napolean Bonaparte

    "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone."

    - Bill Cosby

    I'd like to say I can't believe this nonsense article was posted. But this is slashbot, where the OSS community wallows in their failures rather than learning from them.

    1. Re:Other success stories... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't actually READ the article you're slamming, have you? It covers successes and failures.

    2. Re:Other success stories... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was referring to the slashbot commentary, not the article.

  185. Don't forget the first Microsoft Access (com pgm) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first (DOS) Microsoft Access program was a terminal emulation/communication package (intended to be similar to pcAnywhere, etc.), which flopped big time........ So they reused the name (and buried the failure) for their Windows database product.

  186. Re:What about Bob? by drsmithy · · Score: 1
    HTML email, another of MS's failings. :)

    Talk to Netscape, they initiated that particular atrocity - and to add insult to injury, they created HTML Usenet postings to go with it.

  187. Who needs advertising? by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    Slashdot, that bastion of anti-MS sentiment, runs articles about .NET, and reviews about .NET books. This is because .NET is and will be the standard development environment for the foreseeable future. You don't need that much advertising, you just become sort of invisible because everyone uses you by default. And it isn't like the advertising has stopped either: I still see Visual Studio .NET ads on Slashdot.

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    1. Re:Who needs advertising? by CanadaDave · · Score: 1

      It is the standard development environment? Since when?

  188. I don't understand by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the big deal over Clippy. A right-click->Hide and he's gone forever. It was the first thing I turned off.

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    1. Re:I don't understand by ggwood · · Score: 1

      That didn't seem to do it for the Clippy that I encountered. (Years ago, word '95 or '97 I believe). I recall this was the main complaint about Clippy - that "he" was rather hard to perminantly relieve from duty. In fact, I seem to recall detailed (like 3-5 menu level deep) instructions being written in PC Magazine about how to turn this little joker off for good. Perhaps I am misremembering or perhaps you are writing about a different product.

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  189. Those products by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Do you realize just how successful those "few successful products" really are? That's what investors care about. Everything else is just grabs for marketshare.

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  190. Tom Hanks is an asswipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nd I know that Tom Hanks will walk out of any interview that mentions Busom Buddies.

    If it weren't for Busom Buddies, the only line Hanks would have is: "Do you want fries with that?"

  191. It's controversial, antagonizing, and draws hits by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Troll

    See subject.

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  192. tax by noldrin · · Score: 1

    As long as they have their MS tax on computers and government contracts, they have no worries.

  193. That is not the real story! by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    The MS genius is to make the business college OFFICE tools course a standard that small businesses insist on. They have done this by the CITRIX server partner pedaling MS NT for so long and their bullshit teaching accreditation system that has become the only standard for business intranet. By concentrating on small fish for years they have actually started to make ignorant MS cert. IT guys think their software can scale to internet server levels, and scientific application levels. You notice however the conspicuous lack of supercomputing tech with NT and its derivatives!

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  194. MS Failures, MS Successes by DavidBrown · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reason why Microsoft is still around is that the company is still taking risks. So what if there are a bunch of failed products in the Microsoft catalog? It's evidence of something that many people don't like to admit: Microsoft is innovative. Some of the innovations don't work, but many its efforts succeed and, at least to date, more than make up for its failures.

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  195. Sorry, no. by reynaert · · Score: 1

    No, OS/2 up to version 2.0 was jointly developed by Microsoft and IBM. It was released under both the IBM and Microsoft brands, so you had MS OS/2 and IBM OS/2 which were essentially the same product. Google, or look at a boot screen or some promotional material.

  196. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by gangien · · Score: 1
    Xbox is not a failure. KOTOR has been selling like hot cakes since its release last week. MS has come into an industry dominated by sony and already displaced nintendo in the US for the #2 spot. MS has the #1 online system for consoles after less than a year.


    It's third out of three and it's losing money? For the immediate future, this is a failure. Maybe in the future it won't be, but just because you got an F English in 6th grade and an A in 7th, doesn' tmean you didn't fail 6th grade english.

    Xbox will probably not beat PS2 for this generation, but i do expect it to reach parity. PS3 vs XBox2 is a level playing field, IMO.

    Umm no it won't, It's also is losing to the Gamecube.
  197. Well, there ISN'T the XBoy by yerricde · · Score: 1

    [Microsoft] are beating the [Game]cube by a huge amount in North America and Europe.

    Yeah, and the Nintendo Game Boy Advance is outselling Microsoft's handheld gaming platform, partly because Microsoft's platform 1. is too expensive per unit and 2. has controls that are ill-suited to action gaming.

    Microsoft needs an Xboy. Badly.

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  198. Apex sells a GameCube DVD add-on by yerricde · · Score: 1

    So what if N64 doesn't play Compact Disc Digital Audio format recordings? By 1996, a CD player was in every household.

    Likewise, a GameCube owner who wants DVD capability can pick up an Apex DVD player at Wal-Mart for $50, which isn't that much more than the price difference between the GCN and the Xbox. Having a separate DVD player has an advantage: you can use it on one tv and the console on the other when somebody else in the household is watching 12 straight hours of Meg Ryan movies.

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  199. Re:Abe Lincoln...and Michael Jordan by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yep. The great Ted Williams referred to it as 'pursuing an acceptable rate of failure'.

  200. hehe (ot, OMG) by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    crystal method is awwesome.

    Also, I like your uid. But I fail to grasp it's significance.

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    1. Re:hehe (ot, OMG) by hdparm · · Score: 1
      But I fail to grasp it's significance

      Aren't you close relatives?

  201. At least Bill isn't to blame by spike+it · · Score: 1

    Although he's the billionaire, at least the blame won't go back to him. After all, he doesn't come up with any of these ideas in the first place, he just buys them off of people.

  202. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by bmajik · · Score: 1

    who failed english ?

    please re-read what i said. Xbox is ahead of Gamecube in the US in terms of units sold.

    It also has the highest attach rate of any modern console system.

    Splinter Cell for Xbox outsold Metroid Prime for GameCube during the same pre-christmas sale period. Metroid has been a US money maker for over a decade and the most highly anticipated cube title. Splinter cell, a brand new license from ubisoft, a non-first party publisher releases a title that beats it.

    It is only Microsofts poor showing in Japan which keeps xbox a qualified success instead of an outright one.

    (and DOA:XBV drove japanese fans wild, selling more xboxes with its introduction than had been sold to date, iirc, so indications that ms is starting to get a clue in the japanese market are slowly materializing)

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  203. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by burns210 · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates has said it: Microsoft went into the Gaming Console Market with $2 billion and decided that they can lose it all, just to get a solid presence and foothold.... TWO BILLION that they said was an acceptable loss, just to enter the market...

    and they 20 times that to take on Sony, if need be.

  204. microsoft barney by coaxial · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Barney isn't too bad. In fact, it can be pretty cool.

  205. The Uses of Failure by fm6 · · Score: 1
    You're almost right. "If you never fail...", is a proverb, not a cliche. A cliche is something that people say often enough to for it to become trite. You hardly every hear people praising failure, especially in business. The fact is, most businesses are very risk averse, even the ones that claim otherwise. The result is profitable mediocrity. Watched any TV lately?

    All of which is neither here nor there. People don't laugh at Microsoft's failures because they're failures. People laugh at Microsoft's failures because they're so lame. And they never seem to learn from them. In my mind, education is the most important function of failure!

  206. Money trail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just follow the money trail, for it will lead you to the truth.

    Are you willing to handle the truth?

  207. By all means... by __aamkky7574 · · Score: 1

    In light of all of the hype about how much cash Microsoft is sitting on, it's good to be reminded that they do fail.

    Yes, by all means let's balance out the unwarranted praise constantly thrown around /. about Microsoft. For too long we've only heard one side of the story here!

    P.

  208. i was saying this at work the other day by otterpop378 · · Score: 1

    as everyone's workstations were crashing, and of course, being an OS X junkie, I still had to work, but "when has a new microsoft product ever been the solution to a problem that microsoft didnt cause in the first place?"

    Then, even my OS X version of MS Word crashed on me.

  209. Windows is the cash cow fer sure by westyvw · · Score: 1

    I had a friend who used to work at Microsoft. I remeber him having many new ideas at the time. Bill would say at the meeting, "How does this help me sell windows?" Bottom line in the beginning was how does it help me sell windows. I think all the new products are simply "whatever". Name recognition at best, but most important was always How does this help me sell more windows?

    Now, the day has come when windows is king and we have to remember the tenet is the same: How can I make them pay for more windows? XP? Longhorn? It's a scary road we are going down: all you files will belong to them, new versions of the way office stores files (always keep ahead of open office), more DRM built in.

    Screw you microsoft, forcing me to upgrade, forcing me to register every time I test different hardware in a clients computer I am working on.

    It make sense, but its perverted and annoying.

  210. Interesting Quote by Quila · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "They've done a really brilliant job in leveraging their strengths in the desktop operating system and applications and tying it to the server," says Davis.

    Um, isn't that exactly why they were under investigation in the EU?

  211. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > and DOA:XBV drove japanese fans wild, selling more xboxes with its introduction than had been sold to date

    Yeah, but still *ten fucking times less* than even the cube sold in the same time frame.

  212. Hardly a surprise by uohcicds · · Score: 1

    I am not a Microsoft apologist but isn't this just good business. A company as large as M$ (and with rhe R&D budget it has) will try and bring a lot of new products to market.

    Many of them will fail

    If one or two don't, then that justifies the failure rate.

    The X-Box hasn't been the behemoth M$ had hoped. But, the console has given them a presence in the marketplace. They are currently not in a position to control the market in consoles becasue of Sony's power. I bet Sega and Nintendo thought they were invincible at one stage too. I'm sure Sony will not be so complacent...

    The smartphone issue is much more of a problem. SPV is being heavily discounted in the UK (Orange are offering them free for contract users) and even the Pocket PC market is not a huge success. They are making inroads but OS5+ and Palm's acquisition of Handspring means that the market will become much more rationalised.

    Much as I dislike some of M$'s sharp practice, I seriously believe the computer industry would be poorer for their absence in many respects. We certainly would not have have had the evolution in UI that has happened. KDE, Gnome and even Apple's offerings may have been very different. Some of them may not have even been there in their current form at all. Linux may have been very different too.

    Everyone needs pricks to kick against...

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  213. Re:the close button... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    well, mine is 50 size.
    desktop->apperance->caption button->set to 50
    you can make it even bigger so it fills the whole screen. you won't miss it!

  214. I don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..how this was informative or insightful, THEY DID NOT FORGET MICROSOFT BOB, IT WAS MENTIONED IN THE ARTICLE. This is one of the top ten /. shortcuts to a Score:5, Insightful, it just backfired for being a little too overt.

    Pimps up, Hos down

  215. XBox vs PS3 by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    Hardware is basically irrelevant in the console market: what matters is who has the best games. You could beat the XBox2 with a Sinclair Spectrum-based console if you had the best games and Microsoft continued to have games of suck. I've yet to see a single Xbox game that would convince me to buy one over a PS2, even if I didn't already have a PC... I don't see any reason why that would change with XBox2.

    And, to make it worse, they're trashing their money-making markets by pushing XBox developers to only release on the XBox and not the PC in the hope that the few decent games will convince PC users to buy an XBox too. Yet they make most of their money from Windows, and the main reason to ugprade a PC today (and thereby buy a new copy of Windows) is to run new games! Only a company the size of Microsoft could have two divisions so directly in conflict.

  216. MS has failures. So what ? by master_p · · Score: 1

    Is this the 'Microsoft Bashing Day' ? oh, I forgot, this is Slashdot. Anyway...

    MS has failures as any other entity. To not be affected by those failures is a compliment to them.

    As for the correct position of the window close button, I believe that only the MacOS 9 and previous versions got it right. It was a situation that the close button was at the top left corner, away both from the application's menu and the minimize/maximize button.

    Windows is not that bad of course. It's a matter of getting used to it. I usually work with windows maximized, and I never minimize them, so the only usage that I have for the top right corner of a window is the close button. So each time I try to close the window, I just drag the mouse towards the screen's top-left corner until it meets the screen border.

    Hitting those buttons is a problem of course if windows are not maximized. Then its really hard to hit them, especially after long work hours.

    1. Re:MS has failures. So what ? by burnetd · · Score: 1

      I was really diappointed when I first saw that Apple had done the wrong thing with the close button on OSX. F[Y|E]I... The amiga's GUI workbenck also had the close button of the opposite side to the min/max buttons.

  217. Bettin' the farm by cordsie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I, or my company tries to innovate, we'll take a small research team, and develop a technology. We'll build up a prototype, and show it to people. We'll see how people react to it. Then we'll refine it a bit and show another version. The eventual idea being that through a bit of small scale experimentation and testing, we'll decide whether the product is a viable and a decent technology.

    When Microsoft tries to innovate, they spend 4 billion dollars making wild predictions about the state of computing in five years and telling the entire world how they're developing some great new technology that's going to change everyone's lives. They then seem to throw the entire company behind it, and spend further billions developing something which they ultimately don't know how the market place will react to.

    What I don't understand about Microsoft is why they feel they have to bet the entire farm every time try to innovate, and then spend years and billions catching up when their predictions fail. Wouldn't it make far more sense for them to calmly and quitely develop several technologies in tandem to cover various future possibilities, and then find out over time which ones are the ones worth throwing more money into?

    1. Re:Bettin' the farm by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      What I don't understand about Microsoft is why they feel they have to bet the entire farm every time try to innovate, and then spend years and billions catching up when their predictions fail. Wouldn't it make far more sense for them to calmly and quitely develop several technologies in tandem to cover various future possibilities, and then find out over time which ones are the ones worth throwing more money into?

      Self fufilling prophecy.

      Also, it keeps people interested. Bill really doesn't like the company resting on it's laurels; he doesn't want them to think 'well, it's not important if this new technology works, as we can always fall back on X.'

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  218. MSN: A modified Bad Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember Windows 95? It came with "The Microsoft Network", which was a dialup to a network controlled by MS. It was supposed to be competition to the Internet (much like AOL was at the time). The idea was you dialed up to that and got "selected content". Billy Gates even went as far as to plan a ring of satellites in LEO that would shift the vast quantities of inefficiency between connected machines.

    Needless to say, the Internet prevailed, and MSN became something else. MS missed out - they probably could have convinced people IF they'd got in before the ISPs got broad reach.

    Other nice ones are IIS, even MS Exchange to a degree, .Net and others. MS is actually pretty slow to do things, that's why they're feeling the Linux bite, and will probably fail at the smartphones and set tops. They're all areas where people have a moral standpoint, which MS can't change, and can't guess at too well.

    Of course, one's morals might be adjusted in the face of 50 billion of the folding stuff ;-)

  219. Two words... by Coppit · · Score: 1

    New Coke.

    (Let's see how old the Slashdot crowd is...)

  220. So if Linux is better than MS... by sputnikid · · Score: 0

    ...where is its pile of money?

  221. Cerial by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft were a cerial company rather than a software company they would have several lines of cerial targeted at different markets.

    At the top end they would have a very bland line of products that would be sold to people who actually knew something about nutrition. Those people would complain - "Its a good product but I wish they could make it taste better."

    Their next line would be targeted to a wide audience. It would taste better but it would lack something nutrition-wise. It would also be very expensive. "It costs so much and I still have to add fruit to make it complete."

    Finally, they would have a low-end cerial that would totally lack nutrition but it would come in a wide variety of flavors that doesn't really appeal to anyone: "Choco-Blueberry-Tangerine Crunch" Nobody buys this stuff but they keep releasing it hoping to someday find that killer blend. Occasionally they take something from this group and move it up the chain to their other line (like they took clippy from "Bob").

    Even this stuff is over-priced but they get shelf space because of their name and they keep it around just to make sure there is no room in the market for anyone else. Frankly they don't care if this line makes money or even sells. It does it's job just by sitting on the shelves. It keeps the competition from sitting there instead.

  222. Win-G Anyone? by i64X · · Score: 2, Informative

    Win-G was so flawed and ill-fated MS denies even creating it now. If you call up MS and ask them anything about Win-G they'll pretend that they have no idea as to what you're talking about.

    Win-G was the predicessor to Direct X... It was a game development library that was created by MS that was developed under Windows 3 when game programmers were wanting to make the big switch from DOS games to Windows games. The library was so bad, that very few books were ever published on how to program for the API, and there were VERY few games released that utilized it beause it was so hard to program for, for as weak and slow as it was.

    About a year after it's release, they saw it wasn't catching on AT ALL and yanked all references to it from their website, and never spoke of it again. They dropped the Win-G name completely when Direct X was released, and never spoke of it again.

    They've done such a good job covering it up, that it usually doesn't even make lists like this. :)

  223. Oh yeah, this too by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    spurious Windows errors to raise FUD about possible incompatibility

    Error messages in the beta version of Windows saying that they didn't support DRDOS. FUD perhaps, but justified. "Hello, I am havink problems with beta Windows over IkkyDos. Fix this now!"

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  224. What can I sell you today? by Peldor · · Score: 1

    So you'd pay $400 for Office X+1 "just bug fixes and a speed increase"? You're the person that keeps telemarketers in business, aren't you? Me, I expect a couple of new features at least.

  225. Don't you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Melinda Freedom?

  226. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    "It is only Microsofts poor showing in Japan which keeps xbox a qualified success instead of an outright one."

    Well, that and the fact that they reportedly lost $1,000,000,000 on the XBox last year... if that's a "qualified success" I'd like to know what you count as a failure.

  227. Re: You forget to mention Windows by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    MS didn't do ALL the R&D. In fact, they copied the whole desktop, GUI thing from Apple the same way KDE and Gnome picked it up.

    It's important to remember, MS never really invented anything. They just market stolen ideas well.

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  228. Re:Ahhh.. Bob.. by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    I think I saw it at Comdex once - I seem to remember there being a lot of yellow.

    Gladly I can say that is my only exposure to it.

    I want Rommie from Andromeda as my interface.

  229. Re: Don't forget clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The clippy episode exposes one of the most Orwellian features of Microsoft's marketing plan, too. In Office 97/2000, the Office Assistant was a huge feature, and now, the removal of the Assistant is a marketing feature of Office XP.

  230. MSN $400 Rebate in CA and OR Stopped by MSenhanced · · Score: 1

    let's not forget when Microsoft, specifically MSN, wrote one of their contracts wrong for those 3-year $400 rebate deals in California and Oregon. I used to work for MSN cancellations at the time whereby for a limited time, people in those two states could sign up for the rebate deal and wouldn't be responsible for the $400... the stores at Best Buy were pretty much looted.. legally... the call volume was insane. Best Buy employees started advertising this on billboards as one of MSN Employees (I wonder who?) leaked out this information to them. MSN lost millions of dollars just because their lawyer fucked up.. from what I heard from the inside, it was supposed to have been a simple contract but those 2 states had prior laws long ago inforcing about rebate deals that didn't apply today.. the lawyer added in extra clauses he didn't have to and fucked himself over.

    MSN $400 Rebate in CA and OR Stopped

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  231. Re:Abe Lincoln: failed at being President too... by kmac06 · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but the way I understand it, Lincoln DID declare war. What happened at Ft. Sumter was only a secession, not a declaration of war. Lincoln pretty much said "You can't do that" and then declared war. Secession was essentially an open invitation to war, but wasn't actually a declaration as I understand it.

  232. Re:Abe Lincoln: failed at being President too... by kmac06 · · Score: 1
    For example, burning farms, businesses, and homes plus raping the women from Atlanta to Savannah and in the Shenandoah valley.

    Wow, I didn't know Lincoln ever went into the little towns with a torch burning things...I didn't know he was a big fan of raping women, either.

    Learn something new everyday...

  233. My Favorite by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 1

    I'd like to get my teeth in the throat of the gene-damaged asslover who decided that, when searching for files in Windows, the default place to start should be the Start Menu.

    I mean, what the fuck, Microsoft, why shouldn't the default be THE ONE PLACE YOU CAN SEARCH EASILY WITH YOUR GODDAMNED EYES?

    Sorry. I feel better, almost.

  234. Can't fail if you don't try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes MS has has some disappointments, and a lot of major flops. But at least they're trying to do something! They're in the enviable position of being big enough and rich enough to try many things, even some long shots. They can finance a lot of trial balloons lokking for the next big hit, and that seems to be just what they're trying to do. Sony, watch your step in the games--Bill is hot on your tail. Bob, good riddance (and please take your friend Clippy with you!).

    Fact is, with 90% market domination MS has to try new things--if they don't, they'll have stagnant growth, declining margins, and become little more than a chapter in Business textbooks within a few decades. "One hit wonder" is no way to run a business (remember the Osborne One?).

  235. Re:Rhetoric and DOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd feel more sympathy for the "Seattle Company" if they'd done something more original than cloning CP/M and porting it to the 8086. Digital Research was the company that really got screwed in the IBM/MS deal. Then they did it all over again, with the break-DR/DOS-program.

  236. Re:Fuckin' Slashdot.... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    If you think money is all there is to life, you are infinitely dumber than anyone you may ever try to make fun of.

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  237. Re:XBox their highest profile failure - Real Soon by gorbachev · · Score: 1

    M$ lays off game developers.

    And so it begins...

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  238. Ayanami is the family name... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    but you can call me Rei-chan.
    So no, we're not related.

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  239. Re:Fuckin' Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't say money was all there is to life. The discussion is about business and business is about money.

    So, what is important in life?

    Family? no money, no house for your family & kids
    Friends? no money, no good road trips and bar hopping
    Love? no money, a wife dressed like shit w/ no jewerly
    Health? no money, no life saving drugs, poor healthcare
    Hobbies? no money, no computer, no mountain bike
    Travel? no money, no travel
    Entertainment? no money, no movies, music or art for you
    Education? no money, no university for you, no books

    In short, nothing is more important than money, otherwise you would not be working. But, of course you all work for the satisfaction of it. Riiiight.

    Give me all of your money and make your bank account
    balance $0 and see what's left in your life.

  240. Re:Fuckin' Slashdot.... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    You mistake the journey for the destination. To make it to Europe, I have to cross an ocean. The ocean isn't important. In order to sip a glass of wine, I must first lift the glass to my lips. That motion isn't important. To use my computer, I must first press the power button to turn it on. The button isn't important. The whole idea that money is important is ludicrous. To put it in business terms, money doesn't plow fields. Money doesn't move packages. Money doesn't talk. Money doesn't help customers or write programs or smelt iron or roll paper or compose music or art or writing. Money is a means to an end. A mere bargining chip. Anyone who treats it like more than that is a fool of unparalelled proportions.

    I would rather live with a great family with no money than live all alone in the nicest house in the country.

    I would rather have the greatest freinds and no money to party with than be a billionaire who has to hire whores to keep him company.

    I would rather have a great love than have all the money in the world and never have known the feeling.

    Health I don't really have to worry about. I'm Canadian.

    Hobbies don't need constant money infusions to keep moving, and money isn't the only means to getting what you need. Trust me. I've been there. FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

    You don't need money to travel. A good walking stick(free) and a bit of knowlege(free) will let you go wherever you'd like to go on the continent with all the food you desire.

    As for Entertainment, since when do you need to have money to enjoy a tune, or a work of art? I assure you that not all expression has a price tag.

    Education? Education is an interesting thing. To many, it isn't really that useful. It's certainly not important as anything more than a means to an end...but it's not something that you MUST buy. As it has often been said -- Information wants to be free. There are plenty of free sources of information for the resourceful.

    On the other hand, I didn't say that money wasn't the slightest bit useful. I just said it wasn't the most useful thing out there. And you managed to ignore the subtext of the parent post. Let me spell it out for you. Of course there's no business sense in programming after hours for free, it's for those things that are more important than money, varied and plenty, that one programs for free. You can't talk about business and volunteer work in the same way. Saying "why volunteer your time and work? You're not getting paid for it!" isn't a business case, it's missing the point of doing it in the first place. It's saying that money is the most important thing in life, and anything that doesn't involve getting paid is just a waste, because you could be making money instead.

    Personally, I'd love to rid myself of this addiction to money. I'd love to get a farm someday, install some solar panels and windmills, and live out my life without ever seeing another looney, quarter, or dime again. Will it require money? Sure, that's how the world works. But it's just a means to an end. It's not that important.

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  241. Support of alien formats by moncyb · · Score: 1

    You have to be kidding me. You save a document in some obscure format (RTF) instead of the program's native format (like any decent person would), and you expect to read it without any problems? So a program which runs on Linux couldn't read the crappy RTF format. They probably only wrote the writing filter to allow transferring to the M$ world. I'm sure I could find plenty of word processing programs written for M$ Windows which suck worse.

    Okay M$ fanboy, does M$ Office support all the standard formats one would see with Linux, *BSD, or Unix? Do they support LaTeX? Do they support DVI? Do they support Troff? Let me guess, the answer is no.

    Why do you expect Linux programs to support M$ files (especially when M$ does everything they can to hide their format), and yet your favorite software company doesn't support common formats to which the specifications are open and available to anyone???

  242. Re:Ahhh.. Bob.. by claud9999 · · Score: 1

    And don't forget the classic "Bob for Dummies" book. I still kick myself for not buying a copy of that sure-to-be-a-collectible book.

    (For those who don't know of Bob [see http://toastytech.com/guis/bob2.html for some screenshots] it was aimed to users new to computer. Rumor had it that it was the brainchild of the then newly-married Mrs. Gates.)